History WebAnimation / DickFiguresTheMovie

The film was successfully [[{{Website/Kickstarter}} Kickstarted]] in July 2012 (raising over $50,000 more than its goal), funding 72 minutes of film duration. It was released in September 2013 for purchase on Website/YouTube, Google Play, Amazon, iTunes, and the website of Creator/MondoMedia, who distributed the original series. It was later released in December for DVD and Blu-ray in the USA, and eventually made available for free public viewing by being uploaded to [=YouTube=] in twelve parts.

It was successfully [[{{Website/Kickstarter}} Kickstarted]] in July 2012 (raising over $50,000 more than its goal), funding 72 minutes of film duration. It was released in September 2013 for purchase on [=YouTube=], Google Play, Amazon, iTunes, and Mondo Media's website. It was later released in December for DVD and Blu-ray in the USA, and further free public viewing was made available as the film was split into twelve parts and uploaded to [=YouTube=].

-->'''Blue''': [[VideoGame/StreetFighter HADOKEN!]]

* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** Red mentions how Blue likes to [[DoubleEntendre "play with his joystick"]].
** Earlier, we see Red listening in on what sounds like Blue masturbating, [[SubvertedTrope but is actually him knitting a hand towel of Olivia Munn]].
** ''[[DoubleSubversion Then]]'' [[DoubleSubversion he decides to jack off]], but the scene cuts away.
** CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Blue once mentions how he caught Red beating off to, of all things, Creator/AnimalPlanet.
-->'''Red''': That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!

[[caption-width-right:230:[[RuleOfCool Cuz we're awesome!]][[note]]Clockwise from L to R: [[GratuitousNinja Evil Takagami ninjas]], [[{{Jerkass}} Broseph]], [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Stacey]], [[SirSwearsALot Lord Tourettes]], [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Red]], [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Blue]], [[TheChick Pink]], [[TheAlcoholic Cap. Crookygrin]], [[RedShirt Col. Dingleberry]], and [[GratuitousNinja more evil Takagami ninjas]]. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Oh, and]] [[TheBard Raccoon]].[[/note]]]]

The film follows VitriolicBestBuds [[{{Jerkass}} Red]] and [[OnlySaneMan Blue]] as [[TheChick Pink]]'s birthday comes around. Blue wants to give her the most romantic gift he can find, so the Raccoon sends him and Red on a journey to find [[CoolSword the Greatest Sword of Destiny]]. As the reward for bringing the sword to him will be the "best gift ever", this sends them on a journey filled with [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]], [[{{Fanservice}} chicks]], [[ChaseScene car chases]], and evil ninja armies that puts their lives -- and their friendship -- to the ultimate test.

** CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Blue once mentions how he caught Red beating off to, of all things, Creator/AnimalPlanet. --->'''Red''': "That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!"

** CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Blue once mentions how he caught Red beating off to, of all things, Creator/AnimalPlanet. ** -->'''Red''': "That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!"

** CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Blue once mentions how he caught Red beating off to, of all things, Creator/AnimalPlanet. -->"That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!"

* ManOnFire: Red sets himself on fire [[EpicFail while sleeping and tanning.]] He starts running into the water and then [[WhatAnIdiot runs into the jungle and sets the whole place ablaze.]]

* ItsPronouncedTroPAY: Raccoon pronounces Japan as "hah-pahn" instead of "juh-pan".

* StuffBlowingUp: [[UpToEleven To a fault]] during the chase scene.

-->'''Red''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat BRUTALITY!]]
-->'''Blue''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat ANIMALITY!]] ([[AndShowItToYou rips out heart]])

* ADateWithRosiePalms: i do not know who rosie palms is

%%* {{Fanservice}}: Red making out with a chick, rolling off the table, and then having sex. nononononononononononononononononononononono

* ADateWithRosiePalms:

%%* {{Fanservice}}: Red making out with a chick, rolling off the table, and then having sex.

[[caption-width-right:230:[[RuleOfCool Cuz we're awesome!]][[note]]Clockwise from L to R: [[GratuitousNinja Evil Takagami ninjas]], [[{{Jerkass}} Broseph]], [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Stacey]], [[SirSwearsALot Lord Tourettes]], [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Red]], [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Blue]], [[TheChick Pink]], [[TheAlcoholic Col. Crookygrin]], [[RedShirt Col. Dingleberry]], and [[GratuitousNinja more evil Takagami ninjas]]. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Oh, and]] [[TheBard Raccoon]].[[/note]]]]

-->'''Young Blue''': What's your name?\\
'''Young Red''': I know--I mean, I'm Red.
-->'''Young Blue''': My name's Blue. No matter what happens, I promise, I will always be your friend.
-->'''Young Red''': I know, cuz I'm AWESOME!
-->(epic high-five)

TheMovie [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin of]] WebAnimation/DickFigures, and a [[BigDamnMovie big damn one]] at that. It was successfully [[{{Website/Kickstarter}} Kickstarted]] in July 2012 (raising over $50,000 more than what they asked for), funding 72 minutes of film duration, and was released in September 2013 for purchase on Youtube, Google Play, Amazon, iTunes, and Mondo Media's website. It also hit DVD players and Blu-rays in the USA in December 2013. For those who couldn't afford the purchase, they could watch it for free split into twelve parts on Youtube.

[[GenreBusting Calling it just a comedy, just an action movie, just a drama, or just a monster movie would be an incorrect description.]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY It's all of them combined.]] Of course, it stars VitriolicBestBuds [[{{Jerkass}} Red]] and [[OnlySaneMan Blue]] as [[TheChick Pink]]'s birthday comes around. Encouraged by ThePowerOfLove, Blue wants to give her the greatest and most romantic gift, so the Raccoon sends him and Red on a journey to find [[CoolSword the Greatest Sword of Destiny]]. If Red and Blue find the GSOD and bring it back to the Raccoon, he will in return give them the [[BestXEver best gift ever]]. Cue [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]], [[{{Fanservice}} chicks]], [[ChaseScene car chases]], and evil ninja armies. But after [[TheReveal something big changes everything]], Red and Blue are left questioning their friendship and [[ThePowerOfFriendship what powers it contains]].

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Red mentions how Blue likes to [[DoubleEntendre "play with his joystick"]]. Earlier, we see Red listening in on what sounds like Blue masturbating, but is actually him knitting a hand towel of Olivia Munn. ''Then'' he decides to jack off, but we don't get to see it.
** CaughtWithYourPantsDown: Blue once mentions how he caught Red beating off to, of all things, Creator/AnimalPlanet. ''"That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!"''

* ArcWords: "Fuck you." It's said by Lord Takagami to Raccoon, and then [[spoiler:by Blue to Red]].
* [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever Attack Of The 50-Foot Ocho Muerte]]
* BackToBackBadasses: Red and Blue near the end.

* BadassBookworm: Blue.
* TheBard: Raccoon.
* BigDamnMovie

* BoltOfDivineRetribution: A bolt of lightning strikes so powerfully, it splits Red and Blue's boat clean in half.
* BookEnds:
** Near the start of the movie, Young Red says "Cuz I'm awesome!" and he and Young Blue high-five. At the end, older Red says "Cuz we're awesome!" and he and older Blue high-five.
** [[spoiler:At the end after reuniting with his wife, Raccoon gives Blue and Pink the same lotus flower that he and his wife had kept their love strong with for the past 10,000 years.]]

* CallBack: Broseph remembers Red as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoUi484SbMQ the Freshman 15 guy who banged fifteen freshmen chicks in college]]. Cue snippet from video with Red banging his first four chicks.

* TheCasanova: Red, as usual.

* ClusterFBomb

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Blue.
** Also [[BadassDriver Lord]] [[ImprobableWeaponUser Tourettes]] and [[OldMaster Racoon]].
** Hell, even Red. Who would've thought a kindergartener could be so [[OneManArmy dangerous]]?

* DeadpanSnarker: Blue. Red has his moments.

* DownerBeginning: On the first day of school, Broseph's posse beats up a crying young Blue [[spoiler:before young Red arrives and beats the shit out of them.]]

* {{Fanservice}}: Red making out with a chick, rolling off the table, and then having sex.
* FightScene: Red and Blue have one in a boat.

* {{Foreshadowing}}: The Raccoon's family all have same exact voice as him. [[spoiler:Lord Takagami also has the same voice as the Racoon and is later revealed to be his father.]]
* FunWithForeignLanguages: Blue says "He [Red] has a lot of penis crabs" in French to drive away the chick he was banging.
* GenreBusting: [[RapidFireComedy Comedy]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[FightScene act]][[StuffBlowingUp ion]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[TearJerker drama]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[TalkingAnimal fantasy]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] [[{{Kaiju}} monster]].

* GutPunch: [[spoiler:Red admitting to Blue that he only saved him from school bullies to impress the girls (not for Blue)]] hits you really hard.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Stacey.

* IdiotBall: Red carries it like nobody's business, [[spoiler:until the end.]]

* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: Neptune uses his trident to do this to Trollzor.

* {{Jerkass}}: Broseph, as usual.

* LudicrousGibs: Sometimes.

* OnlySaneMan: Blue, as usual.
** [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: Pink, as usual.
** They were meant for each other!
* ThePowerOfFriendship: Discovered and harnessed by Red and Blue.
* ThePowerOfLove: Why do you think Red and Blue went on this quest? For Pink, of course!

* RapidFireComedy
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Oh so many of them from Blue to Red.
* RedOniBlueOni:

* StickFigureAnimation

* TagAlongKid: As usual, Blue. Do you think he wants to go to all those parties?
* TookALevelInBadass: Oh god, Blue.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Our guys.
* WhamLine: "Why do you think I beat up all those bullies back in kindergarten? ("To save my life?") [[spoiler:What? No! Dude, I was trying to impress all those chicks.]]"
* WhamShot: [[spoiler:After Red and Blue are overtaken by a giant wave, we see Blue's phone floating by before it short-circuits. It shows that Pink is calling.]]

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->''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation IMPOSSIBRRRR]][[BigWordShout UUUUUU]][[ItMakesSenseInContext UUUUUUUUU!]]''

* {{Adorkable}}: Oh, Blue.

* DeusExMachina: How do you think [[spoiler:Red knew to come at just the right time to save Blue from plummeting into a pit of lava?]]
** He saw how sad Pink was when the ambulance took him by her. So he decided to go help Blue, must have seen what was going on, and rescued Blue as he fell.

* RedOniBlueOni: '''''[[CaptainObvious OH YOU DON'T SAY?]]'''''

-->'''Young Blue''': What's your name?
-->'''Young Red''': I know--I mean, I'm Red.

** Near the start of the movie, Young Red says "Cuz I'm awesome!" and he and Young Blue high-five. At the end, older Red says [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming "Cuz we're awesome!"]] and he and older Blue high-five.

* ImprobableWeapon: Lord Tourettes fights a bad guy using...an accordion. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome It actually works.]]

* DramaticUnmask: When Raccoon slices off the mask of Lord Takagami, [[spoiler:it is revealed to be Papa-san.]]

* ManOnFire: Red sets himself on fire while sleeping and tanning. He starts running into the water and then [[WhatAnIdiot runs into the jungle and sets the whole place ablaze.]]

[[GenreBusting Calling it just a comedy, just an action movie, just a drama, or just a monster movie would be an incorrect description.]] [[XMeetsY It's all of them combined.]] Of course, it stars VitriolicBestBuds [[{{Jerkass}} Red]] and [[OnlySaneMan Blue]] as [[TheChick Pink]]'s birthday comes around. Encouraged by ThePowerOfLove, Blue wants to give her the greatest and most romantic gift, so the Raccoon sends him and Red on a journey to find [[CoolSword the Greatest Sword of Destiny]]. If Red and Blue find the GSOD and bring it back to the Raccoon, he will in return give them the [[BestXEver best gift ever]]. Cue [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]], [[{{Fanservice}} chicks]], [[ChaseScene car chases]], and evil ninja armies. But after [[TheReveal something big changes everything]], Red and Blue are left questioning their friendship and [[ThePowerOfFriendship what powers it contains]].

* GenreBusting: [[RapidFireComedy Comedy]] [[XMeetsY meets]] [[FightScene act]][[StuffBlowingUp ion]] [[XMeetsY meets]] [[TearJerker drama]] [[XMeetsY meets]] [[TalkingAnimal fantasy]] [[XMeetsY meets]] [[{{Kaiju}} monster]].

* WithCatLikeThread: Red and Blue manage to sneak past guards while doing cartwheels, despite being super loud and in plain view.