History WMG / Subeta

[[WMG: [[NerdsAreSexy Ian Asmodeus]] is working for [[EvilIsSexy Maleria]], and they aren't only Servant and Goddess, but lovers.]]

[[WMG: The Old Wizard is Subeta's God, [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], or at least a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]].]]

* The latter part is at least jossed. The evidence towards it might have been a case of EarlyInstallmentWeirdness, or BiTheWay.

[[WMG: The SQL Errors ''are'' being caused by [[ScrewySquirrel evil squirrels]].]]

[[WMG: [[NerdsAreSexy Ian Asmodeus]] is working for [[EvilIsSexy Maleria]], and they aren't only Servant and Goddess, but [[Manga/AhMyGoddess lovers]].]]
Pretty much a given. He works in the Darkside, saying that the rent is cheaper, and when his account appears, he pretends to love Shinwa, with a gallery. Shortly after, he was a ''very'' extensive Maleria gallery, and some of the items don't have to do with her, but with expressions of love. He claims that she hacked through his gallery, but shortly after, disappears and an user says they are together as Goddess and Servant, but he reappers saying that the girl is hallucinating. But then, how do you explain such critters as the Gelatin Monsters? He's a scientist with PHD in Genetics, that's why. They are together, and in many, many ways.

Think about that: She is greedy as Hell, and could destroy where she lives in a whim (But doesn't because her Subeta temple is her current source of power, and destroying herself would be at least stupid). Also, if she was so kind, why would she have the Oracle to watch over her? That whole story about their planet being destroyed by Darkness, and such powerful overlords not stopping it in first place... Maleria is there to do some sort of Instrumentality-related project, or was framed for Shinwa's doings. Calvin Blackmoon might not be evil, too, because, besides him being a dictator, he transformed Atebus in an inhabited place with technology, and people practically live there by their own free will (you know, people go back and forth between Subeta and Atebus without Calvin's protest). And Skitters, besides being a zombis, has just some of the coolest items in his shop, no evil zombie would care to open a store with awesome products. And we've yet to see him eating any brains. But Shinwa... Oh, Shinwa. He loves to rip-off people for giggles, is extremely vain, and just doesn't really care for anything besides herself. Perhaps she's a greater evil, just [[VillainWithGoodPublicity with a nicer publicity]] than the other people.

And Keith probably has a room full of nuts (not ''those'' nuts, they are just roaming free out there around the world) just to feed the pests, keeping them entertained. Doesn't work.

[[WMG: Subeta is an universe created by Haruhi]]

** Note to self (Kieth): Integrate ''[[OverlyLongGag Endless Eight]]'' into the website, proper.

[[WMG: Wiz always wanted to be the [[MemeticMutation the little girl]].]]
But he can't because he's trapped at an old man's body. Boohoo.

According to Subeta's mythology, if a magic user becomes extremely powerful, he or she might become a God. Elwood said recently that Wizard doesn't fear Maleria, who is a Goddess by herself. Then, he could have ascended to godhood, and doesn't know/want to admit.

* Ian's the one to blame here in the Wyllop incident, Euclid only became a pet after breaking through Asmodeus' security to steal the Zapper's blueprints and throwing dire worms at his face. Ian himself says that the guy always acted like a rat; perhaps he said that not only in an offensive sense, but ''literally''. About the [[ShirtlessScene lack of a shirt]]... [[MrFanservice Well, he possibly loves attention even more than Elwood.]]

[[WMG: Amy's Shinwa's daughter.]]
That's why Maleria wants to kidnap the girl. It isn't only becauswe they look alike, but because Maleria wants to take Shinwa's most precious being.

Also, Shinwa's Amy, and Maleria's Lolly, as she was a blonde (Oracle's probably Fantine). They went back in time and lost most of their powers because the planet was destroyed by Maleria herself, but if they didn't do so, perhaps [[StableTimeLoop Subeta wouldn't become a planet of gods and goddesses, and wouldn't be renamed Selenis]].

[[WMG: The islanders [[MoreThanMindControl aren't being mind-controlled]], but they're being forced to worship merana in another matter.]]
Possibly because they basically live by fishing, and Merana's controlling the Omen Island's waters, threatening to drown them all and drive fish away if they don't accomplish what she wants. It explains how they said they didn't really like Merana, but was, in fact, sacrificing stuff for her. In the end, it's all Shinwa's fault, and they might have reason to not like either. This leads to...
* Possibly confirmed.

[[WMG: There'll be a three (or four) way battle between Goddesses.]]

She looks a lot like Blackheart's wife, Princess Liara (who was estranged from her kingdom in Sacred Lands and such). Which could be a bit troublesome.

[[WMG: The Old Wizard is Subeta's God, [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi]], or at least a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]].]]

[[WMG: [[NerdsAreSexy Ian Asmodeus]] is working for [[EvilIsSexy Maleria]], and they aren't only Servant and Goddess, but [[AhMyGoddess lovers]].]]

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* Ian's the one to blame here in the Wyllop incident, Euclid only became a pet after breaking through Asmodeus' security to steal the Zapper's blueprints and throwing dire worms at his face. Ian himself says that the guy always acted like a rat; perhaps he said that not only in an offensive sense, but ''literally''. About the [[ShirtlessScene lack of a shirt]]... [[EstrogenBrigadeBait Well, he possibly loves attention even more than Elwood.]]

[[WMG: The Old Wizard is Subeta's God, [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi]], or at least a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]].]]