History TakeThat / FanficTheater3015

--->'''Mono:''' Crazy, have you even ''seen'' "LightNovel/SwordArtOnline"?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' [[LoopholeAbuse Yes]], [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged technically,]] and it's one of my favorite shows.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]:''' That's because you saw the superior version, aka "the only one allowed to exist".

* During "[=MaRIo=]", when the protagonist describes his copy of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros'':

--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]:''' That's because you saw [[BetterThanCanon the superior version, aka "the only one allowed to exist".]]

--->'''[=SC276=]:''' ...that sounds like a mildly more zany ''[[VideoGame/EarthBound EarthBound]]'' hack.

-->'''Mono:''' Crazy, I'm pretty sure there are people that still watch [[LetsPlay/TheKingOfHate DarkSydePhil]] unironically, I can imagine this fucker at least having, like, two views per video at max.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' Ring, that is a lie and you fucking know it; ''if'' they had managed to get a copy of "Sausage Party", [[KillEmAll they would have killed everyone at Pixar]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong in an attempt at preventing it from ever happening.]]

--->'''Dragonborne:''' [[SincerityMode I couldn't glean much]]. [[LampshadeTheObscureReference I'm not particularly fluent in Japanese]]. [[TakeOurWordForIt I could only rely on what I saw.]]

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' [[RefugeInAudacity (points gun to head) PERSONA!]] [[RealityEnsues (blows brains out; dies)]]

* During the fourth and final part of the multiparter, after [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve humanized Minnie Mouse shows up in the middle of a gunfight]]]], [=Crazy56U=] delivers a speech [[spoiler:that is in actuality an edited version of [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/353594/89/grief-is-the-price-we-pay/give-or-take#comment/8584593 Scyphi's comment explaining]] [[TheHeroDies why Thorax was killed off]] in ''[[Fanfic/MLPGriefIsThePriceWePay Grief is the Price We Pay]]'', altered to emphasize that Miserable Lancelot Jr. clearly came up with this idea last-minute, and acts as an unfavorable comparison between both stories]].

'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' [[invoked]] [[LongList Brainwashing, trauma]], [[CharacterDerailment character bastardization]] [[ItAmusedMe for the sake of the lulz]], [[UnwinnableByDesign being forced into a challenge that was rigged from the start]], [[TheScrappy Discord being a fucking asshole]], ''[[TookALevelInJerkass Fluttershy]]'' [[TookALevelInJerkass being a fucking asshole]], [[BreakTheCutie Twilight being driven past the]] DespairEventHorizon [[BreakTheCutie to the point where she gave up and almost]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere left]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking , it just wasn't funny in the slightest]], [[ArmorPiercingResponse need I go on?]]

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]:''' ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E25ShadowPlayPart1 Never fucking mention]] that [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E26ShadowPlayPart2 asshole's name ever again.]]''

--->'''Mono''': [[TemptingFate ...what's your deal with that episode anyway?]]\\
'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[invoked]] [[LongList Brainwashing, trauma,]] [[CharacterDerailment character bastardization]] [[ItAmusedMe for the sake of the lulz,]] [[UnwinnableByDesign being forced into a challenge that was rigged from the start,]] [[TheScrappy Discord being a fucking asshole,]] ''[[TookALevelInJerkass Fluttershy]]'' [[TookALevelInJerkass being a fucking asshole,]] [[BreakTheCutie Twilight being driven past the]] DespairEventHorizon [[BreakTheCutie to the point where she gave up and almost]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere left]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking , it just wasn't funny in the slightest,]] [[ArmorPiercingResponse need I go on?]]
* [=ThatUnknownPony=] would take any chance to throw snarky remarks against Starlight Glimmer, usually with [=Crazy56U=] responding with "Shush". [[RunningGagged This ended after Season 7 though]], after he admitted to have warmed up on her with her development during said season.
* No one hesitates to take pot shots at [[WebVideo/GameTheory MatPat]] when the opportunity arises (usually whenever arguing or conspiracy theories pop up).
* In a SelfDeprecation-esque sense, the ball dropping running gag came about due to [=Crazy56U=] repeatedly dealing on [=SC276=] for forgetting early ''Friendship is Magic'' canon during "Past Sins Original Edit Part 1".

--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[SarcasmMode Because she's capable of doing that in season 1.]]
--->'''Topher''': [[InsultBackfire Yes, she is actually.]]
--->'''Mononeko''': [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master.]] Literally the first episode after the pilot.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''Goddamnit, stop dropping the ball, [=SC276=]...''
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''Like your record's perfect, [[NeverLiveItDown Mr. "Equestria Games."]]''
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': LEAVE MY SLEEP DEPRIVATION OUT OF THIS

* Given that the first story concerns Facebook[[note]]and is ''itself'' a TakeThat against the site[[/note]], it becomes the brunt of a lot of jokes and snark, culminating in [=Crazy56U=] [[spoiler:celebrating its deletion by Discord.EXE]].

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, in other words, instead of doing the sensible thing and dropping Facebook like a cheap habit, you're basically going to vilify the site? Didn't "Film/TheSocialNetwork" already do that?

* [[spoiler:[[http://c0rps3.deviantart.com/art/The-Original-Sonic-EXE-Rant-EDIT-READ-DESC-508262184 JC-The-Hyena's response to his story being deleted off of the Creepypasta wiki]]]] is called a "borderline psychotic rant".

* [=Crazy56U=] refers to "Series/EerieIndiana[[SequelSeries : The Other Dimension]]" as "that show no one watched"... [[HypocriticalHumor immediately after referencing]] [[http://imdb.com/title/tt0569421/ the first episode]].

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Or like she’s in a cult...
--->'''[=Something=]''': So, [[ChurchOfHappyology a Scientologist]]?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I said a "cult". Not a "collective of dipshits".

* A moment in which the story started to really go downhill. Doubles as a [[ShoutOut shout out.]]

--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': [[SarcasmMode Like everyone knows someone]] who runs around bashing people in with a [[KillerYoYo fucking yo-yo]] and helping [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever beat walking hospitals]] [[MultiArmedAndDangerous with six arms and shit.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': ...that sounds like a mildly more zany ''[[VideoGame/EarthBound EarthBound]]'' hack.
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': If it was, I'd have found out by now. I was speaking of a girl with [[PurpleisPowerful violet hair.]] Ness only fits the yo-yo front of the things I just listed.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist (insta1-Up)]] Violet hair? You mean like Kumatora?
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[FlatCharacter If that’s her only defining characteristic]], she’ll easily fit in with the rest of the fic.
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': [[SincerityMode I couldn't glean much.]] [[LampshadeTheObscureReference I'm not particularly fluent in Japanese.]] [[TakeOurWordForIt I could only rely on what I saw.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Sounds a bit like riffing then, since we’re relying only on what we see and read- wait.
--->'''[=Dragonborne=]''': [[LampshadeHanging My point]] '' [[LampshadeHanging exactly.]]''

[[AC: Life Change, in 127.8 Seconds]]

--->'''Mono''': Suddenly, "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarePants The Sponge Who Could Fly]]".
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Oh great, so we're gonna have a town full of selfish assholes who persecute you over trying to achieve your dreams? ...oh wait, that's America in a nutshell.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Yeah, that episode wasn't really the ''best'' pre-first movie Spongebob episode...

-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': DON'T YOU DARE BRING THE GOOD OL' DOC INTO THIS THING!
-->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': What about the latest one[[note]]at the time of the riff, it was the 12th Doctor (Creator/PeterCapaldi)[[/note]]? Because he's kind of a prick.
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Excuse me? "''[[BaitAndSwitch Kind of]]''" a prick? ''[[BaseBreakingCharacter He's the reason why I stopped watching the fucking show!]]''

-->'''Topher''': [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Oh boy!]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE&feature=youtu.be&t=85 I love this music video!]]
-->'''Mono''': Honestly, now I want Weird Al to show up. He might save this fic somehow.
-->'''[=SC276=]''': Not even Weird Al can save this fic.
-->'''Nox''': You take that back!
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Weird Al can make stupid things enjoyable. Have you seen him in "WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa" or "WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo"?
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[BrutalHonesty No.]] Because I refuse to watch ''trash'', regardless of guest stars.
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': [[JerkassHasAPoint Can't blame you this time.]]

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I would give literally ''anything'' right now for Ring to step in, abort the riff, and have us do something else instead. ''Please?''
-->'''[=ToonGuy=]''': ''I'll take Mykan, I'll take Felix Dawn, I'll take more Sonic crossovers, I'll even- [[EveryoneHasStandards No, actually, the Catch can still go fuck itself.]]''

[[AC: Cutie Bloom]]
* [=Crazy56U=] figures that, given the time table, this fic (which, at one point, sees Apple Bloom depressedly remark that she and the Crusaders do nothing but cause trouble) may have in fact [[spoiler:[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/178284/cutie-mark-crusaders-alpha-pack-leader given]] [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/358726/unstable-sale inspiration]] to [[FanFic/TriptychContinuum Estee]]]].

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[spoiler:[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/358726/unstable-sale (glares at Estee)]]]]
** It gets worse when, in part 2, we get a line that (at least to [=Crazy56U=]) is kinda sad in that respect.

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': It's really sad that the ''shit'' Author understands this point, but the ''good'' Author ''doesn't''.

[[AC: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing]]

--->'''[=Giginss=]''': Meter is off. -10/10. "Mare" would work much better, but it's basically confirmed Mykan hates women.
--->'''[=Topher=]''': Basically confirmed? He might as well go around wearing a novelty light-up t-shirt that says "VAGINAS ARE INFERIOR" With a matching hat!
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Let's be honest: Mykan's the kind of guy who thinks 'sex' comes before seven...

** [=Crazy56U=] manages to trick Creator/{{Legendbringer}} into admitting that FanFic/MyImmortal is better than [[FanFic/FallOfStarfleetRebirthOfFriendship his own fanfic]].

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[NoExceptYes But he is.]]
---->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': You said you wanted to avoid connecting MLP to this [[EpicFail but you did it anyway.]] Try harder next time.
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[StealthInsult He isn't, much in the same way that you aren't a competent writer.]]
---->'''Mono''': [[SarcasmMode Sure, honey. You keep telling yourself that.]]
---->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': There's denial, and then there's this.
---->'''Legendbringer''': Oh my god! This is the excuse from My Immortal! I stayed away from that fic for a reason, you know!
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ...because it's better written than "Mykan Tribute: Fall of Starfleet, Rise of Harmony"?
---->'''Legendbringer''': [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Yeah, a lot better than that piece of cra- wait a minute.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (pumps fist) '''''[++I GOT HIM TO FUCKING ADMIT IT!++]'''''

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Not from embarrassment, mind you. Steve just infected her with some New Pone City virus. Think Christopher Columbus, but more despicable.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Like a fuckhead straight out of Manga/{{Naruto}}, aka. "The Worst Anime".
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': (pfft) That’s not how you spell "''Manga/{{Bleach}}''", Crazy.
--->'''Mono''': Crazy, have you even ''seen'' "LightNovel/SwordArtOnline"?
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[LoopholeAbuse Yes,]] [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged technically,]] and it's one of my favorite shows.
--->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': That's because you saw [[BetterThanCanon the superior version, aka "the only one allowed to exist".]]
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': [[CuttingTheKnot Why not just say "most anime" and leave it at that?]]
--->'''Nox''': Only if ''[[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]'' isn't included in that.

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [++[[SarcasmMode HOLY FUCK, IT'S BON BON?!]]++]
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[ExactWords No, it's Bonbon.]] [[SideBet You now owe me five bucks.]]
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': I'm broke, take this instead. (hands [=JofY=] a bag of candy corn)
---->'''[=JofY=]''': [[EpicFail Alright, now you owe me ten bucks.]]
---->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Shouldn’t have tried paying him with the Antichrist of candy, Crazy...

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Plot twist: [Lyra] didn't [[spoiler:hang herself because of killing Bon Bon, she hung herself]] because she got stuck trying to get 100 jump rope jumps in ''Super Mario Odyssey'', and she kept fucking up around 42 jumps and she did not have the fucking reflexes or coordination to accomplish [[UnwinnableByDesign a broken ass task that only God himself could fucking accomplish]] ''[[AntiPoopSocking my fucking thumb hurts]], I got to 81 jumps once [[LuckBasedMission and I don't fucking know how]], [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon both the person who fucking programmed that mini game and the person who invented jump rope can burn in Hell for all I care]] '''[+++[[RageBreakingPoint FUCK "JUMP ROPE GENIUS"]]+++]'''''
--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': (looks at Crazy, worried) I'll just be... standing right in that corner... far away from Crazy until he calms down if you don’t mind. ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere does]])
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (belligerent) ''Buy this fucking game, and you will know my pain''.
--->'''[=SC276=]''': Maybe ''you're'' the one [[BrickJoke that needs the intervention now]].
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': (more belligerent) ''I invite you to [[PaintingTheMedium eat my ass]]''.
** According to [=Crazy56U=], "Duty or Friendship?"'s twist that [[spoiler:Princess Luna was still evil in spite of being hit with the Elements, and has been secretly planning a coup against Celestia]] to be ''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Almost. As. Insulting.]]"'' as the original ending of ''Fanfic/AMightyDemonSlayerGroomsSomePonies'', where it would have been revealed that [[spoiler:Celestia and Luna were actually Tirek and Grogar playing a 5000 year long con game in order to get revenge on Megan]].

* In bringing up how languages sound different to different people, [=Crazy56U=] mentions how "Честно говоря, Генри Опасный трахается ужасно, и тот факт, что он получает побочный эффект мультфильма, одинаково ужасен." is Russian for "Honestly, the weather looks rough, bring a sweater.". [[spoiler:In reality, it's Russian for "Honestly, Series/HenryDanger is fucking horrible and the fact it's getting a [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfKidDanger cartoon spin-off]] is equally as terrible."]]

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': So, yeah, we had this whole fucking riff planned in honor of ''The Last Jedi'''s premiere, [[HarsherInHindsight and it turns out]] it's apparently worse than ''The Phantom Menace''. (shrugs) WHOOPS!

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Which one?]] [[Film/It1990 Original]] or [[Film/It2017 Remake]]?
-->'''Calico''': [[Literature/{{It}} Book.]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[OhCrap Oh God no, we’re going to jail...]]''
-->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': Yeah, [[SarcasmMode nothing says 'literary genius' like]] [[spoiler:having a group of eleven-year olds [[{{Squick}} screw each other]]]]. ... [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not kidding.]]
-->'''[=SuperMapslover=]''': [[HeroicBSOD And now I feel dead inside.]] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Pip.]]

-->'''[=SuperMapslover=]''': What? Star Swirl too interesting for you?
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E25ShadowPlayPart1 Never fucking mention that]] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E26ShadowPlayPart2 asshole's name ever again.]]''

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[GoodIsDumb And this is what happens when you forget the evil guy is evil.]]
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': Or when you put an easily manipulative dumbass as a Senator. ''Seriously, why [[TheScrappy Jar Jar?!]]''
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[CreatorsPet Because it was George Lucas’ OC, and he had to make sure everyone loved it the same way he did.]]

* During the fourth and final part of the multiparter, after [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve humanized Minnie Mouse shows up in the middle of a gunfight]]]], [=Crazy56U=] delivers a speech [[spoiler:that is in actuality an edited version of [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/353594/89/grief-is-the-price-we-pay/give-or-take#comment/8584593 Scyphi's comment explaining]] [[TheHeroDies why Thorax was killed off]] in [[Fanfic/MLPGriefIsThePriceWePay Grief is the Price We Pay]], altered to emphasize that Miserable Lancelot Jr. clearly came up with this idea last minute, and acts as an unfavorable comparison between both stories]].
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And if you noticed what I was doing here, congratulations, this was intentional; [[spoiler:humanized Minnie Mouse shooting up the fucking place is ''just as retarded'' as ''that little moment'' from that fic]], and it causes me so much grief to be reminded of it. ''This is not the price we should pay.''

-->'''Mono''': Somewhere, Barry Gibb just got a C&D and he doesn't know why.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[ObligatoryJoke Chapter 9. Chapter 9. Chapter 9. Chapter 9. Chapter 9.]]
--->'''[=SC276=]''': [[OptOut ...I'm not riffing this week,]] [[RunningGagStumbles but don't you usually get C&D by Apple Records by now?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': My friend, that implies that I linked a Beatles song. [[InsultToRocks What I linked is not a song.]]

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "The evil that is [[spoiler:the ''Franchise/StarWars'' franchise]] began to terrorize the land."
---->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': "[[spoiler:UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter became president.]]"
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': And thus began the reign of [[spoiler:[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E21MargeInChains history's greatest monster]]]].

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, no shit, [[spoiler:it's the late 1970s]], people were having nightmares left, right, and center.

---->'''[=SC276=]''': ''[[spoiler:What fucking circus in '77 performs on SUNDAY?!]]''
---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': What, [[spoiler:[[ArtisticLicenseHistory don't you know about the Circus Act that Carter passed in 1977?]] It states that going to church must be replaced with going to the circus. It only lasted one month because [[TooDumbToLive Carter didn't realize it was a joke]]]].

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[spoiler:[Stacy's Mom] "President Carter wants to know how is next term will go, and I am ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink way too sober]]'' for this..."]]

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[RefugeInAudacity (points gun to head) PERSONA!]] [[RealityEnsues (blows brains out; dies)]]
-->'''[=ThatUnknownPony=]''': ...whoever designed [[https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Evoker the Evokers]] is a moron.

-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': No one wants to watch your Let's Play channel, dude, just end the fic now.
-->'''Mono''': Crazy, I'm pretty sure there are people that still watch [[LetsPlay/TheKingOfHate DarkSydePhil]] unironically, I can imagine this fucker at least having, like, two views per video at max.
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': That is the most hateful thing you have ever said to me.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''I am going to vomit blood.''
--->'''[=UnknownSkull=]''': ''The internet was a mistake.''

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Oh, so all you do is tap shit, this is basically ''VideoGame/ClashOfClans'' but with ''worse'' morals, got it.

--->'''Mono''': [Protag] "...I'm sorry, this game is way too hard."
--->'''[=BittplexMutt=]''': "How do I control character?"
--->'''[=UnknownSkull=]''':"Why can't I use a regular controller?"
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Hey, kids. Remember how ''VideoGame/SuperMario64 [[VideoGameRemake DS]]'' decided, [[ScrappyMechanic for some fucking reason]], to include that option of using the ''stylus'' as a movement option instead of that lame ass D-pad? ''Welcome back to Hell!''

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Creator/TimAllen. [[DoubleTake ...wait...]]

---->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... ... [[Series/HomeImprovement ...no, no, yeah, I was right,]] Tim Allen.

--->'''[=PanzerThiefZero=]''': I'm pretty sure even in 1992, the unions would have a major fit about this, but hey, it's a creepypasta. Logic is just a suggestion at this point.
--->'''[=Ringmaster=]''': Nah, it has a basis in reality, that's basically just regular hours over at Creator/RoosterTeeth.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': -''Film/BramStokersDracula'' released in theaters, and that somehow made things ''worse''.
--->'''Mono''': For one, it would inspire someone to put Creator/KeanuReeves in [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory4 the movie 26 years later]].
--->'''[=UnknownSkull=]''': Once he actually got his shit together and had better acting skills, of course.
--->'''[=CaptainPipsqueak=]''': ... ... ... [-[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe *pfft*]]-]

--->'''Ringmaster''': [[TimeTravelForFunAndProfit Disney's secret time travel division]] was going through a couple issues, but they successfully managed to bring back a copy of "WesternAnimation/SausageParty" and the knowledge that [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough it inexplicably made a profit]].
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Ring, that is a lie and you fucking know it; ''if'' they had managed to get a copy of "Sausage Party", [[KillEmAll they would have killed everyone at Pixar]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong in an attempt at preventing it from ever happening.]]
--->'''Ringmaster''': [[AskAStupidQuestion ...And what do you think they're doing here?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FridgeBrilliance ...point.]]

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': These scenes were then tossed into the trash, where they would eventually become ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''.

--->'''[=SC276=]''': ''Buddy, 1985 is nothing like 2015 or whenever this came out. Companies back then released COMPLETED games.''

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ''[[BigWhat Why?!]]''

--->'''[=SC276=]''': Gheeze, this store sucks at business.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, what do you expect, it’s a gas station in ''Alabama''.

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "Granted, it was with Monopoly money, but luckily it's legal tender in Alabama."

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': "-due to having a rich social life, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction hence why I'm in Alabama alone.]]"

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Well, that's what you get for going to Alabama, we don't get nice things.
--->'''Mono''': Moral of the story, never go to the South.

** According to [=Crazy56U=], not only was [[BlatantLies totally real storyboard artist]] Ralph Thompson the inspiration for ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' due to working in constant fear of corrections from Disney, him dying from [[ItMakesSenseInContext paint thinner-induced seizures]] was the inspiration for [[Disney/RalphBreaksTheInternet the sequel]].

'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[invoked]] [[LongList Brainwashing, trauma,]] [[CharacterDerailment character bastardization]] [[ItAmusedMe for the sake of the lulz,]] [[UnwinnableByDesign being forced into a challenge that was rigged from the start,]] [[TheScrappy Discord being a fucking asshole,]] ''[[TookALevelInJerkass Fluttershy]]'' [[TookALevelInJerkass being a fucking asshole,]] [[BreakTheCutie Twilight being driven past the]] DespairEventHorizon [[BreakTheCutie to the point where she gave up and almost]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere left]]'', [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it just wasn't funny in the slightest,]] [[ArmorPiercingResponse need I go on?]]

** "Sometimes, at two o'clock in the morning, one of the writers would walk into Ralph's office with a packet of newly written scenes.

** "I picked up the cardboard box and paid for my snacks.

* Downplayed: During "The Black Friday Incident", concerning the development of Buzz Lightyear:
-->He was highly reminiscent of an older super hero,
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Creator/TimAllen. [[DoubleTake ...wait...]]
-->talking in a deeper voice and was even more deluded and ignorant of his surroundings.
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': ... ... [[Series/HomeImprovement ...no, no, yeah, I was right,]] Tim Allen.

--->'''Mono''': [[TemptingFate ...what's your deal with that episode anyway?]]
--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[invoked]] [[LongList Brainwashing, trauma,]] [[CharacterDerailment character bastardization]] [[ItAmusedMe for the sake of the lulz,]] [[UnwinnableByDesign being forced into a challenge that was rigged from the start,]] [[TheScrappy Discord being a fucking asshole,]] ''[[TookALevelInJerkass Fluttershy]]'' [[TookALevelInJerkass being a fucking asshole,]] [[BreakTheCutie Twilight being driven past the]] DespairEventHorizon [[BreakTheCutie to the point where she gave up and almost]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere left]]''[[AllBlueEntry ,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it just wasn't funny in the slightest,]] [[ArmorPiercingResponse need I go on?]]

* "By November of 1992,"

* Ring puts forth a theory about why Disney seemed determined to destroy Pixar:
-->'''Ringmaster''': [[TimeTravelForFunAndProfit Disney's secret time travel division]] was going through a couple issues, but they successfully managed to bring back a copy of "WesternAnimation/SausageParty" and the knowledge that [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough it inexplicably made a profit]].
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Ring, that is a lie and you fucking know it; ''if'' they had managed to get a copy of "Sausage Party", [[KillEmAll they would have killed everyone at Pixar]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong in an attempt at preventing it from ever happening.]]
-->'''Ringmaster''': [[AskAStupidQuestion ...And what do you think they're doing here?]]
-->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FridgeBrilliance ...point.]]

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': Ring, that is a lie and you fucking know it; ''if'' they had managed to get a copy of "Sausage Party", [[KillEmAll they would have killed everyone at Pixar]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong in an attempt at preventing it from ever happening.]]

--->'''[=Crazy56U=]''': [[FridgeBrilliance ...point.]]