History SelfDemonstrating / Wolverine

* Really? They gave [[SelfDemonstrating/TheUnbelievableGwenpool Miss Not-Wade]] one? 'Definitely didn't see ''that'' coming. 'Thought we already had Shulkie for that.

* Really? They gave [[SelfDemonstrating/TheUnbelievableGwenpool Miss Not-Wade]] one? 'Definitely didn't see ''that'' coming.

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen2009 fer]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'' made by Fox where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be [[AdaptationalAttractiveness too tall, pretty, and]] [[FakeNationality Australian]] to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him. But due to Creator/{{Disney}} buying Creator/TwentiethCenturyFox, ya prolly might see me duke it out with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Hulk or Thor]] on the big screen any time soon. However, it's worth considerin' that [[Film/XMen1 ya don't have ta]] [[Film/X2XMenUnited be Disney]] [[Film/TheWolverine to put out]] [[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast a good movie]] [[Film/{{Logan}} starrin' me]]. Plus, I got a beef with that Perlmutter guy in charge of Marvel, since he's breakin' [[WolverinePublicity tradition]] and denyin' me all sorts of appearances just 'cuz he isn't gettin' along well with Fox. Bastard [[KilledOffForReal killed me off]] too. Still, closest thing I got to a daughter [[ComicBook/{{X 23}} took up the mantle,]] so there's that at least. [[spoiler: [[ComicBook/MarvelFreshStart Then they decided to bring me back to the game and give me fire claws]].]]

* [[SelfDemonstrating/MBison This bastard's here as well?]] Heard Ryu finally took his ass down, but you can never be too sure [[JokerImmunity with villains like him]]. I know from experience.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} Goldilock's bro]]? Looks like I'm gonna have ta let [[ComicBook/{{Thor}} blondie]] know that his brother's in town and that I'm gonna deal with him my way.

** Slowly getting into on with ComicBook/{{Thor}} and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules Hercules]], even though I ''really'' don't want to with the latter.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} That catgirl's]] got her own page? She reminds me a bit of [[Characters/Avengers80sMembers Tigra]] [[note]] in appearance and personality[[/note]] and [[Characters/MarvelComicsNightcrawler Kurt]][[note]] Raised by the church.[[/note]] and shares [[Characters/BlackCatMarvelComics Hardy's]] first name.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} That catgirl's]] got her own page? She reminds me a bit of [[Characters/Avengers80sMembers Tigra]] [[note]] in appearance and personality[[/note]] and [[Characters/MarvelComicsNightcrawler Kurt]][note] Raised by the church.[[/note]] and shares [[Characters/BlackCatMarvelComics Hardy's]] first name.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} That catgirl's]] got her own page? She reminds me a bit of [[Characters/Avengers80sMembers Tigra]] [note] in appearance and personality[/note] and [[Characters/MarvelComicsNightcrawler Kurt]][note] Raised by the church.[/note] and shares [[Characters/BlackCatMarvelComics Hardy's]] first name.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Felicia}} That catgirl's]] got her own page? She reminds me a bit of Tigra and Kurt and shares [[Characters/BlackCatMarvelComics Hardy's]] first name.

* WolverineClaws: I'm the freakin' TropeNamer, for cryin' out loud! Though I ended up [[UnbuiltTrope unbuilding]] the trope as well.

* WolverineWannabe: Seems like ev'ryone under th' sun wants to copy me from an [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles oversized talking turtle]] to [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} that alien biker with a thing for dolphins]]. Hell, they even got some [[Manga/{{Inuyasha}} dog-eared kid from the other side the of the Pacific]] who's got most of my powers and traits. But no matter how hard everyone else tries, there's nothin' like th' real deal here, bub.

* WolverineWannabe: Seems like ev'ryone under th' sun wants to copy me from an [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles oversized talking turtle]] to [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} an alien biker with a thing for dolphins]]. Hell, they even got some [[Manga/{{Inuyasha}} dog-eared kid]] who's got most of my powers and traits. But no matter how hard everyone else tries, there's nothin' like th' real deal here, bub.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Ryu}} Ryu]] finally got his page back. Wish we can convince both our companies to give us one last scrap.

* ShellShockedVeteran: I've seen a lot of things in my time, and they weren't pretty. While I can often cope with my memories, the mental pain I sometimes suffer is worse than anything physical I've ever suffered.

* Wait, [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} that tin can]] got one too? Cripes. You fight the guy once, and he suddenly things he's hot stuff. Woulda' liked ta' go one last round with that bub.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/PhoenixWright That nosy lawyer]] got his own page too, He’s no Shulkie or Murdock but he usually gets results.

And then there's the video games. [[SarcasmMode Quite surprisingly]], I've been in every ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'' until recently, appearing in even more games in th' series than [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spidey]]. In vanilla ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is [[TierInducedScrappy win tourneys]] and piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Though [[GameBreaker possessed-Jean]] does a ''much'' better job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song, [[https://youtu.be/jc9tq9iB_Jg which is really just an update of my old one]], sound like a flippin ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' theme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in the [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite newest entry]], but considering that ''that'' game has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed. [[note]]Inviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...[[/note]] On the bright side, the minds at [[Creator/InsomniacGames Insomniac]] are finally giving me my own solo game set in a universe inhabited by [[VideoGame/SpiderManPS4 Ol' Webhead]] and his [[VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales crime-fighting buddy in black]].

And then there's the video games. [[SarcasmMode Quite surprisingly]], I've been in every ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'' until recently, appearing in even more games in th' series than [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spidey]]. In vanilla ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is [[TierInducedScrappy win tourneys]] and piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Though [[GameBreaker possessed-Jean]] does a ''much'' better job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song, [[https://youtu.be/jc9tq9iB_Jg which is really just an update of my old one]], sound like a flippin ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' theme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in the [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite newest entry]], but considering that ''that'' game has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed. [[note]]Inviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...[[/note]] On the bright side, the people at Insomniac are finally giving me my own solo game set in a universe inhabited by [[VideoGame/SpiderManPS4 Ol' Webhead]] and his [[VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales crime-fighting buddy in black]].

And then there's the video games. [[SarcasmMode Quite surprisingly]], I've been in every ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'' until recently, appearing in even more games in th' series than [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spidey]]. In vanilla ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is [[TierInducedScrappy win tourneys]] and piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Though [[GameBreaker possessed-Jean]] does a ''much'' better job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song, [[https://youtu.be/jc9tq9iB_Jg which is really just an update of my old one]], sound like a flippin ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' theme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in the [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite newest entry]], but considering that ''that'' game has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed. [[note]]Inviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...[[/note]] On the bright side, the people at Insomniac are finally giving me my own solo game set in a universe inhabited by [[VideoGame/SpiderManPS4 Ol' Webhead]] and [[VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales crime-fighting buddy]].

And then there's the video games. [[SarcasmMode Quite surprisingly]], I've been in every ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'' until recently, appearing in even more games in th' series than [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spidey]]. In vanilla ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is [[TierInducedScrappy win tourneys]] and piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Though [[GameBreaker possessed-Jean]] does a ''much'' better job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song, [[https://youtu.be/jc9tq9iB_Jg which is really just an update of my old one]], sound like a flippin ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' theme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in the [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite newest entry]], but considering that ''that'' game has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed. [[note]]Inviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...[[/note]] The people at Insomniac are finally giving me my own solo game set in a universe inhabited by [[VideoGame/SpiderManPS4 Ol' Webhead]] and [[VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales crime-fighting buddy]].

''(This page is best read in Creator/CalDodd, Creator/ScottMcNeil, Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/HughJackman's voice.)''

And then there's the video games. [[SarcasmMode Quite surprisingly]], I've been in every ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'' until recently, appearing in even more games in th' series than [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spidey]]. In vanilla ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is [[TierInducedScrappy win tourneys]] and piss off everyone who wants ta play as Hsien-Ko or their other favorite. But ya prolly knew that, huh. (Though [[GameBreaker possessed-Jean]] does a ''much'' better job at pissin' off all the tourney players.) Oh, and ya may have noticed, but they made my newest theme song, [[https://youtu.be/jc9tq9iB_Jg which is really just an update of my old one]], sound like a flippin ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' theme song. However, Marvel decided that in their latest handshake with Capcom that they only want to invite the heroes that play nice with the MCU. The fans are hoping Perlmutter get off his high horse and put me in the [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite newest entry]], but considering that ''that'' game has been out for a year with no updates or even mentions by Capcom, looks like that ship has sailed. [[note]]Inviting T'Challa in my place was a nice try, Capcom, but there's no substitute for The Wolverine, no matter how many of my "Functions" you slap on him...[[/note]]

* ArchEnemy: Victor Creed, who goes by the name Sabretooth. We were together in the Weapon X project, but neither of us could stand each other. We're [[NotSoDifferent more alike]] than I like to admit, but at least I got a sense of decency. Creed was a monster even before the project. He's a damn smart son of a bitch, too, and he makes a hobby of makin' my life a livin' hell. He especially loves [[StuffedInAFridge killin' the women in my life]]. I've killed him a time or two, but the bastard keeps comin' back.

* AntagonisticOffspring: Kind of a theme with me. I guess I should be lucky the [[Comicbook/MarvelComics2 MC2]] writers gave me a baby girl who ''doesn't'' have these issues.

* [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer There used to be one for]] [[Franchise/SpiderMan the ol' Web-Head,]] but it just didn't really stand out. Apparently all those stupid jokes ([[LesserOfTwoEvils just not as stupid as Wade's]]) weren't enough. Now it's back again.

* [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer There used to be one for]] [[Franchise/SpiderMan the ol' Web-Head,]] but it just didn't really stand out. Apparently all those stupid jokes ([[LesserOfTwoEvils just not as stupid as Wade's]]) weren't enough.

You probably know me best for my role as one of the X-Men (and now as [[ComicBook/WolverineAndTheXMen the guy in charge of their school]]), my [[WolverineClaws razor-sharp claws]], my HealingFactor, my [[UnstoppableRage berserker rages]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my]] ''glorious'' [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]], and [[WolverinePublicity bein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U]]. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as badass as me -- who else would run into a fight with [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] or even the Juggernaut without even breakin' a sweat?

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'' made by Fox where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be [[AdaptationalAttractiveness too tall, pretty, and]] [[FakeNationality Australian]] to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him. But due to Creator/{{Disney}} buying Creator/TwentiethCenturyFox, ya prolly might see me duke it out with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Hulk or Thor]] on the big screen any time soon. However, it's worth considerin' that [[Film/XMen1 ya don't have ta]] [[Film/X2XMenUnited be Disney]] [[Film/TheWolverine to put out]] [[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast a good movie]] [[Film/{{Logan}} starrin' me]]. Plus, I got a beef with that Perlmutter guy in charge of Marvel, since he's breakin' [[WolverinePublicity tradition]] and denyin' me all sorts of appearances just 'cuz he isn't gettin' along well with Fox. Bastard [[KilledOffForReal killed me off]] too. Still, closest thing I got to a daughter [[ComicBook/{{X 23}} took up the mantle,]] so there's that at least. [[spoiler: [[ComicBook/MarvelFreshStart Then they decided to bring me back to the game and give me fire claws]].]]

* {{Badbutt}}: Whenever I appear in all-ages or kids' comics or cartoons, they make me rarely use my claws, at least not on living things, so as to not shed any blood[[note]]this caused my confronting the Hulk in ''WesternAnimation/HulkVs'' to go from an even fight to him flattening me in ''WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen'' since I wasn't allowed to stab him[[/note]], don't let me smoke or drink, and even ''make me wear a helmet while ridin' my CoolBike'' -- y'know, ''even though I can heal off any damage''. Apparently [[ComicBook/ThePunisher Frank]] has to deal with the same kinda crap. The whole "no claws against living beings" thing was surprisingly averted (somewhat) in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R45KfWgZJZk this scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'', not that I'm complainin'.