History Quotes / TakeAThirdOption

->'''Andy (as "Dr. Porkchop"):''' You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die!? [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks Shark!?]] Or death by monkeys!? [[SadisticChoice CHOOSE]].\\

--> '''Robin:''' Well, we can tell the board [[CasualKink everything,]] and accept that it's going to ruin a few lives... or we can let them terminate our contract without telling them what's going on, and accept that [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Shifty]]'s going to keep blackmailing [his boss]... or...
--> '''[[PrivateDetective Strike]]:''' Yeah, that's the question, isn't it? Where's the third option, where Shifty gets his comeuppance and [his boss] doesn't [[DrivenToSuicide end up in the Thames?]]

->'''Dr. Porkchop:''' You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die!? [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks Shark!?]] Or death by monkeys!? [[SadisticChoice CHOOSE]].\\
'''Woody:''' I choose… [[TheCavalry BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!]]\\
'''Dr. Porkchop:''' [[BigWhat WHAT!?]] [[LampshadeHanging That's not a choice!]]

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->-- '''ComicBook/CaptainAtom''', ''Captain Atom: Armageddon''

-->-- '''Fozzie''', ''Series/TheMuppets''

-->-- ''{{Videogame/BioShock|1}}''

-->-- '''Red Hood''' narrating his arcade ending in ''[[VideoGame/Injustice2 Injustice 2]]''

-->-- '''UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt''', ''WebComic/HarkAVagrant''

-->--''WebComic/AndShineHeavenNow''

"There are epics in this world about heroes who won the day by refusing the terms of the fight. Who found a path more subtle than “hit it harder”, and in doing so changed the course of destiny. [As Integra just decides to 'hit it harder' and stabs the Major] This is not one of those stories."

-->''VideoGame/Drakengard3''

-->-- '''[[spoiler: Doctor Bowman]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

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He raises the hand still attached to Akira's, and points to it with the other. "Do you [[NoYay honestly think that this is anyone's idea of a happy ending]]?"\\

Rise looks like she has even more questions now, but Akechi is absolutely done with all of this, and his temper snaps. \\"Your premise is extremely flawed," he says, raising his voice on the (not unlikely) chance that the voice is going to start talking again. "You're asking me to choose between someone I have never met, and someone that I do not like."\\

->THE DESTINED PARTNERS REACH THE ALTERS OF DECISION, the hated voice announces.

->THE DESTINED PARTNERS REACH THE ALTERS OF DECISION, the hated voice announces.\\

'''Akechi''': "Your premise is extremely flawed. You're asking me to choose between someone I have never met, and someone that I do not like. This whole experience has been ''extremely inconvenient''. You're expecting me to fit into your narrative just because I happened to walk into it and answer some questions. I refuse to buy into the idea that just because ''you'' think that this is an optimal outcome, that this is actually what I want."\\

THE DESTINED PARTNERS REACH THE ALTERS OF DECISION, the hated voice announces.\\

->'''Dr. Porkchop:''' You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die!? [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks Shark!?]] [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys Or death by monkeys!?]] [[SadisticChoice CHOOSE]].\\

'''[=DiZ=]:''' Will you take the road to light--or the road to darkness?\\
'''Riku:''' Neither. I'm taking the middle road.\\
'''[=DiZ=]:''' You mean the [[SlowlySlippingIntoEvil twilit road to nightfall]]?\\
'''Riku:''' No... [[PragmaticHero The road to dawn]].

->'''[[NonPlayerCharacter Manikin]] Kid:''' What Reason are you here to cheer on?\\
'''[[TheHero Demi-Fiend]]:''' None of them.\\

'''Tyrion:''' ...can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?

'''Harvey''': ''Wrong''. [[GunStruggle You take the gun]]. [[AlwaysABiggerFish Or you pull out a bigger gun]]. [[YouWouldntShootMe Or you call their bluff]]. Or you do any one of 146 other things!