History Quotes / StuffBlowingUp

->''"If in doubt, just start [[StuffBlowingUp blowing shit up.]]"''

->''In LordOfWar,'' [Creator/NicolasCage] ''plays an arms dealer, a job that according to the poster consists of literally selling explosions to people.''

->'''Reddit Question''': WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO BLOW SHIT UP, MR. TORGUE?
->'''Mr. Torgue''': THAT QUESTION IMPLIES I HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE WAY TO BLOW THINGS UP WHICH IS F*CKING QUITTER TALK
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13gsxi/iama_mister_torgue_and_will_answer/ Mr. Torgue's Reddit AMA]]'''

-->-- ''[[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe]]''

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbGNcoB2Y4I Trailer for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie]] on movie trailers

->'''"I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: ''EXPLOSIONS!?''"'''
-->--'''[[NoIndoorVoice MISTER TORGUE]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->'''Reddit Question''': WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION?
->'''Mr. Torgue''': YES
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13gsxi/iama_mister_torgue_and_will_answer/ Mr. Torgue's Reddit AMA]]'''

-->-- ''TheHeroesOfMiddlecenter''

-->-- '''Lita''', ''SailorMoonAbridged''

-->--'''[[NoIndoorVoice MISTER TORGUE]]''', ''{{Borderlands 2}}''

-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13gsxi/iama_mister_torgue_and_will_answer/ Mr. Torgue's Reddit AMA]]

-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13gsxi/iama_mister_torgue_and_will_answer/ Mr. Torgue's Reddit AMA]]

->'''"I AM MISTER TORGUE, AND I HAVE ONLY ONE QUESTION TO ASK YOU: ''EXPLOSIONS!?''"'''

-->-- James Grayson in [[{{Resistance}} Resistance Retribution]], after blowing up a Chimera power core in the Construction Zone.

-->--'''MISTER TORGUE''', ''{{Borderlands 2}}''

->''"[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Awesome barbecue!]]"'' [Boom!] ''"[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Awesome pool!]]"'' [Boom!]

-->-- '''Teal'c''', ''Series/{{Stargate SG-1}}''

--->-- '''[[MetaGuy Ziggy Grover]]''' and '''[[InsufferableGenius Dr. K]]'''', ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

--->-- '''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Ask a Foolish Question"

-->-- '''Series/DoctorWho''', "The Doctor Dances"

-->-- [[WarmUpBoss Mechigneer Thermaplugg]] in ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''

-->-- cry of the '''Jammers''' from ''TabletopGame/FengShui''

--> -- '''Deidara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

-->-- ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

-->''"At last, all my powers restored! Speed! Invisibility! Astral projection! And my personal favorite... COMBUSTION!"''

->"[[ImpressivePyrotechnics Think you used enough dynamite there]], Butch?"
-->Sundance, ''ButchCassidyAndTheSundanceKid''

->''Explosions! MORE explosions! I got to have more explosions!''
-->[[WarmUpBoss Mechigneer Thermaplugg]] in ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''

-->--''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

-->--'''Lita''', ''SailorMoonAbridged''

->'''John''': I guess when they say you can't fight City Hall, they really mean it.
->'''Derek''': Well, whoever said that didn't have as much plastique as we do.
->'''Sarah''': We can't blow up City Hall.
->'''Derek''': [[MurderIsTheBestSolution You know it's really not that hard.]]

-->--'''[[{{Pirate}} Bikke]]''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

--> —'''Urdnot Wrex''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect''

--> -'''[[AxCrazy Gauron]]''', ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic''

->'''Stephen Colbert:''' Jon, um...Did you set fire to Dick Gephardt?

--> —''Series/TheDailyShow'', Indecision 08: America's Choice

--> -'''Jamie Hyneman''', ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}''

--> -'''Jamie Hyneman''', ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}''

--> -'''Elsa Bloodstone''', ''Comicbook/{{Nextwave}}''

--> -'''Xander''', ''Film/XXx''

--> - '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''Joker:''' And here...we...go.
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''

-->-From ''Literature/BraveNewWorld'', by Aldous Huxley

-->--From ''TheItalianJob''

-->--Micheal Bay's "Diary", from a review of ''Pearl Harbor'' by Greg Muskewitz.

->''"TheIncredibles - no sequence unexploded."''

-> "The all time classic, VideoGame/SuperMario64! [[UpToEleven NOW WITH FIVE THOUSAND PERCENT MORE EXPLOSIONS]]!
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNsXJBFYEt0 Super Explosive Mario 64]]

->''When a chemical plant goes sour, you get The Fireball: large pieces of white-hot metal go flying everywhere at high speeds, and you can lose a hundred-million-dollar investment in four seconds. That's if you're lucky. If you're unlucky, you get Bhopal. Chemical companies compensate ... by carefully watching the pot, using a technology that could be described as A Lot of Old People Who Know How to Make Teflon Without Wiping Out Wilmington. This is expensive, and wasteful, and often leaky.''\\
-- Michael Gruber, in ''Wired 2''.10

->''There are no problems which cannot be solved by judicious use of high explosives.''

->''Explosions fix everything!''
-->-- [[ShinichiWatanabe Nabeshin]], Anime/ExcelSaga

->''I got to draw superfluous explosions, though! Those are my favorite kind!''
--> ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie,'' from TheRant

->''Michal * boom* Baysplosions!!!''
--> ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken,'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM this clip]].

->''Tact has nothing to do with it. This is [[StuffBlowingUp diplomacy]].''
-->--'''Tagon''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Donos''': ''Pretty. What do we blow up first?''
->'''Wedge''': ''Write that down. That ought to be Wraith Squadron's official motto.''
-->''Solo Command''

-> '''Mega Man''': Let me guess. You're going to flood the cave with water.\\
'''Doctor Wily''': No, no, no. Nothing so boring. I'm going to flood it with ''bombs''.\\
''WesternAnimation/MegaMan'' (Ruby-Spears)

-->[[MSPaintMasterpieces Disgruntled Ferret]], regarding [[http://www.ferretcomic.com/archives/Comic958.png this comic]].

->'''Caboose''': ''Andy, calm down. Think of a happy place. Now, what makes you happy?''
->'''Andy''': (sentient bomb) ''Being in the middle of a huge explosion!''
->'''Church''': ''Less happy place, Caboose!''
-->--''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''Ben Vereen''': ''I get a big charge out of being here''.\\
'''Crazy Harry''': * produces a dynamite plunger* ''Did you say a big charge''?\\
'''Vereen''' and '''Kermit the Frog''': ''No''!\\
* KABOOM*
--> -- ''TheMuppetShow''

->''"And then... EVERYTHING EXPLODES"!''

--> -- '''The Dean''', ''Discworld/ReaperMan''

--> -- ''TheDementedCartoonMovie''

->"Art is a bang, un!"
--> -- '''[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Deidara]]'''

-> ''"He did 'Boom!'. No matter how many times you hear, it's always a good sound."''
--> -- [[Manga/DragonBall Babidi the Sorcerer]], [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness about one of his mooks who completed his assigned task.]]

-> [[ChaoticGood Darklight]]: And most importantly... we must BLOW STUFF UP!\\
Wolf, Thatch and Kiki: ...\\
Darklight: Um... blow... evil... stuff... up...
--> -- ''TheHeroesOfMiddlecenter''

->"[[VerbalTic Say]]... [[OhCrap Vince put his chemicals in that pie...]]"
--> -- Jefery, [[SavingPrivateEdwards a more obscure example]]

->"If in doubt, just start [[StuffBlowingUp blowing shit up.]]"
-->James Grayson in [[{{Resistance}} Resistance Retribution]], after blowing up a Chimera power core in the Construction Zone.

-> "What's cooler than saying 'fuck'? Blowing something up!"
--> Claire Hooper, ''The Sideshow With Paul [=McDermott=]''

-> '''Riff''': Wood, mortar, plaster... various materials mundane materials that share one important quality. They all can be blown up.
-> '''Torg''': Riff, that's ''always'' your plan.
-> '''Riff''': It's more of a philosophy.
--> ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

-> '''Torg''': Don't you have more gadgets than just the bazooka?
-> '''Riff''': I stopped bothering to pack them months ago.
--> ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

-->--'''Vaarsuvius''', ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-->--''[[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe]]''

-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbGNcoB2Y4I Trailer for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie]] on movie trailers''

-->--'''Parker''', ''Series/{{Leverage}}''

->''JOKER unleashes [[MacrossMissileMassacre an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see]]. BATMAN shoots his own back, and they all collide together in the middle of a violent explosion, and then, an explosion within that explosion. Afterward: one last explosion, this time in slow motion, with [[TankGoodness tanks]] flying out of it.''

->"If they don't blow up at least ten [[MonumentalDamage national monuments]], I'm leaving!"

-->--'''[[GadgeteerGenius Skuld's]]''' [[BadassBoast response]] to being badly outnumbered by a brainwashed science class armed with grenades, ''[[Manga/AhMyGoddess Oh My Goddess!]]'', Ch. 82

-->--'''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Doug Walker]]'''

->''"[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] gattais with Great {{Zeorymer}} and {{Ideon}}. What happens?"
->''"Shit fucking blows up everywhere forever."
-->--'''[[ImageBoards Anon and Might Gaine, /m/]]'''

->And the army is like: BLOW STUFF UP! BLOW STUFF UP!!!
-->--[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Chester A. Bum]], ''Film/{{Avatar}}''

->"*sniffs* Creator/MichaelBay would be proud."
-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on the train explosion scene in ''{{Anastasia}}''

->"The latter half of the 19th century was filled with advances in man-exploding technology--particularly those advances that allowed you to blow up people who were not you, but that had angered you in some way and so deserved to die. Progress!"
-->--'''[[GoodbyeChains Alice Hunt]]'''

->'''Captain Jack''': I was gonna send for another [sonic blaster] but ''somebody'' blew up the factory!
->'''Rose Tyler''': Oh, I know. First day I met 'im, he blew my job up, it's practically how he communicates.
-->--'''Series/DoctorWho''', "The Doctor Dances"

->"Dynamite solves everything!"
-->--'''Peri''', {{Spliced}}

->"My years with Mr. Tesla have taught me that there's one underlying scientific principle common to all existence. ''Everything'' explodes."
-->--'''AtomicRobo'''

->"It's gonna go boom, it's Atari! It's gonna go boom! *Death Star in the video game he was playing explodes* '''''BOOM!!!!'''''"
-->---'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' in the "StarWars Games" episode.

->"Eenie, meenie, minie, moe ... oh, why not all of them?"
-->---'''Jaya Ballard about the Meteor Shower spell, MagicTheGathering'''

--->---'''[[MetaGuy Ziggy Grover]]''' and '''[[InsufferableGenius Dr. K]]'''', ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

->"[[LampshadeHanging Why does everything explode so]] ''[[LampshadeHanging easily]]''?
--->--- Dr. Doofenshmirtz, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Ask a Foolish Question"

->"[[{{Heroes}} Good guys]], [[{{Villains}} bad guys]], and explosions; as far as the eye can see..."
-->---''Music/UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny''

->"''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Awesome barbecue!]]''" [Boom!] "''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Awesome pool!]]''" [Boom!]

->"Why isn't everything exploding?!"
-->--'''[[Creator/MichaelBay Japanese Michael Bay]]''', ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->"Kincaid! ''[[MadBomber Bolshevik]] {{Muppet}} [[MurderIsTheBestSolution solution]]''!"
-->--'''Harry Dresden''''s plan goes awry, ''[[DresdenFiles Blood Rites]]''

->"Nothing gets a party goin' like a few pounds of chemical charges... hey, they've got [[LandmineGoesClick mines]] too! ''Verry'' nice, [[CrazyPrepared we'll take 'em along as well]]."
-->--'''Michael Falkner''', ''[[{{Earth2150}} Earth 2160]]''

--> ''At last, all my powers restored! Speed! Invisibility! Astral projection! And my personal favorite...COMBUSTION!''
-->--'''Shendu''', ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->''The Alchemist's Guild is opposite the Gambler's Guild. Usually. Sometimes it's above it, or below it, or falling in bits around it.''
--> ''Discworld/MenAtArms''

->''"Oh, go on, Archchancellor. What's the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and\\
knowing the secrets of fate if you can't blow something up?"''

-->--''TheSarahConnorChronicles''

--> -'''Xander''', ''Film/{{xXx}}''

-->-- '''Teal'c''', ''Series/StargateSG1''

-- Michael Gruber, in ''Wired'' 2.10

->''MichaelBay presents: Explosions!''
->''Explosions! from MichaelBay!''

* KABOOM*

--> -- '''The Dean''', ''[[Discworld/ReaperMan Reaper Man]]''

--> -- [[DragonBall Babidi the Sorcerer]], [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness about one of his mooks who completed his assigned task.]]

--> -- Jefery, [[SavingPrivateEdwards a more obscure example]]

-->--'''Parker''', ''{{Leverage}}''

-->-- MichaelBay's rejected [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506 "The Dark Knight" Script.]]

->''"[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] gattais with Great {{Zeorymer}} and {{Ideon}}. What happens?"

-->--[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Chester A. Bum]], ''[[{{Film/Avatar}} Avatar]]''

->"*sniffs* MichaelBay would be proud."

->"My years with Mr. Tesla have taught me that there's one underlying scientific principle common to all existence. ''Everything'' explodes."

--->---'''[[MetaGuy Ziggy Grover]]''' and '''[[InsufferableGenius Dr. K]]'''', ''PowerRangersRPM''

--->--- Dr. Doofenshmirtz, ''PhineasAndFerb'', "Ask a Foolish Question"

-->-- '''MichaelBay''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXRCf9LbLM0 TV commercial for Verizon Fios]]

-->--'''[[MichaelBay Japanese Michael Bay]]''', ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

--> - '''The Joker''', ''[[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga The Dark Knight]]''

-->--''[[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga TheDarkKnight]]''

-->[[WarmUpBoss Mechigneer Thermaplugg]] in ''WorldOfWarcraft''

-->--''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

--> -'''[[AxCrazy Gauron]]''', ''FullMetalPanic''

--> -'''Elsa Bloodstone''', ''{{Nextwave}}''

--> -'''Xander''', ''{{xXx}}''

--> ''RobotChicken,'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM this clip]].

''Series/MegaMan'' (Ruby-Spears)

-->--''RedVsBlue''

--> -- '''[[{{Naruto}} Deidara]]'''

--> ''SluggyFreelance''

--> ''SluggyFreelance''

-->--'''Vaarsuvius''', ''WebComic/OrderOfTheStick''

-> "The all time classic, VideoGame/SuperMario64! [[BeyondTheImpossible NOW WITH FIVE THOUSAND PERCENT MORE EXPLOSIONS]]!

--> - '''The Joker''', ''[[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga TheDarkKnight]]''

-->--'''Vaarsuvius''', ''OrderOfTheStick''

-->--'''Lita''' [[hottip:*: if [[Tropers.ReikoKazama I]] remember correctly]], ''SailorMoonAbridged''