History Quotes / ShootingSuperman

-->--'''LoreSjoberg''', ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

->"Look at This. The bad guys shoot Superman a dozen times, see the Bullets bounce of so they throw their Guns at him. It's like they can't kill him so they think they'll give him a really bad Bruise."

-->--'''{{Unskippable}}''' on the poor,[[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack {{Wolverine}} with guns.

-->-- '''Superman''' to a mook about to shoot him, ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "My Girl"

-->-- '''Pyre''', ''ComicBook/RisingStars''

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}} The Juggernaut]]''', [[GagDub according to]] MyWayEntertainment

-->'''{{Unskippable}}''' on the poor,[[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack {{Wolverine}} with guns.

-->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''' and '''{{Deadpool}}''' coming to this realization after the former repeatedly shot the latter, [[ImAMarvelAndImADc I'm A Marvel...And I'm A DC]]

-->'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ''Film/AloneIntheDark2005'' review

-->-- '''Chris''' in ''Nightmare's Disciple'' by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.

-->-- '''DaveBarry'''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''[[note]]Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.[[/note]]

-->-- [[{{Irredeemable}} Max Damage]], punching a guy who just tried to shoot him.

-->-- '''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''', ''Robo and Goliath''

-->-- '''LoreSjoberg''', ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

-->-- '''Superman''' to a mook about to shoot him, ''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "My Girl"

-->-- ''JusticeLeague''[[note]]Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.[[/note]]

-->-- '''AtomicRobo''', ''Robo and Goliath''

->''In spite of the fact that tanks have repeatedly been shown to have no more effect on Godzilla than a shampoo and creme rinse, they still get trotted out with every new monster attack, rolling shakily over the canvas landscape and firing their little sparklers. The reason for this, I'm guessing, is political. If the prime minister fails to send the tanks, in the next election his opponent will run ads saying "In the last Godzilla attack, the incumbent failed to send out the fakey-looking plastic tanks to protect us. My opponent is obviously soft on giant monsters!''

-->-- LoreSjoberg, ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

->''"So Slater tries to shoot the guy but apparently bullets are just like Milk Duds being thrown at him"

->''"Were they not briefed?"

-->-- ''JusticeLeague''[[hottip:*:Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.]]

-->'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Film/AloneintheDark Alone in the Dark]] review

-->-- '''[[XMen The Juggernaut]]''', [[GagDub according to]] MyWayEntertainment

-->'''{{Unskippable}}''' on the poor,[[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack [[XMen Wolverine]] with guns.

-->'''[[{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''' and '''{{Deadpool}}''' coming to this realization after the former repeatedly shot the latter, [[ImAMarvelAndImADc I'm A Marvel...And I'm A DC]]

-->-- '''Pyre''', ''RisingStars''

-->'''[[WebOriginal/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Film/AloneintheDark Alone in the Dark]] review

-->-- '''[[XMen The Juggernaut]]'''

-->'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' [[TheNostalgiaCritic The Nostalgia Critic's]] [[Film/AloneintheDark Alone in the Dark]] review

-->-- ''AtomicRobo''

->''"So Slater tries to shoot the guy but apparently bullets are just like Milk Duds being thrown at him"
-->'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' [[TheNostalgiaCritic The Nostalgia Critic's]] [[Film/AloneintheDark Alone in the Dark]] review

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