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'''Mook:''' You gotta know we tried, man!

to:

'''Mook:''' You We gotta know we tried, man!


-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'' again

to:

-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'' ''Series/LukeCage2016'', again



-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'' (again), season two trailer

to:

-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'' (again), season two trailer
''Series/LukeCage2016'', ''again''


->It's a [[MadeOfIndestructium Vibranium car]], you idiots! Bullets won't penetrate!
-->--'''Ulysses Klaue''', ''Film/BlackPanther''

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->It's a [[MadeOfIndestructium Vibranium car]], you idiots! Bullets The bullets won't penetrate!
-->--'''Ulysses Klaue''', ''Film/BlackPanther''
''Film/BlackPanther2018''


'''Mook:''' We gotta know we tried, man!

to:

'''Mook:''' We You gotta know we tried, man!


-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'

to:

-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'
''Series/LukeCage2016''


-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016'''

to:

-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016'''
''Series/LukeCage2016'



-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016''' again

to:

-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016''' again
''Series/LukeCage2016'' again

->'''Luke:''' Really, guys?\\
'''Mook:''' We gotta know we tried, man!
-->-- ''Series/LukeCage2016'' (again), season two trailer


-->--'''Ulysses Klaue, ''Film/BlackPanther''

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-->--'''Ulysses Klaue, Klaue''', ''Film/BlackPanther''

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->It's a [[MadeOfIndestructium Vibranium car]], you idiots! Bullets won't penetrate!
-->--'''Ulysses Klaue, ''Film/BlackPanther''

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->Tried to... get her away from everybody... Turns out she's not vulnerable... to bullets...
-->-- '''Gangbuster''', ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''


->[[EvilLaugh Heh, heh!]] Your funny. [[DodgeTheBullet Your bullets will never hit me.]] You humans sure like to wast time on things that don't work.

to:

->[[EvilLaugh Heh, heh!]] Your funny. [[DodgeTheBullet Your bullets will never hit me.]] You humans sure like to wast time on things that don't work.\\
...\\
*sigh* Bullets don't work, remember.


-> Your funny. [[DodgeTheBullet Your bullets will never hit me.]] You humans sure like to wast time on things that don't work.

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-> ->[[EvilLaugh Heh, heh!]] Your funny. [[DodgeTheBullet Your bullets will never hit me.]] You humans sure like to wast time on things that don't work.

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

-> Your funny. [[DodgeTheBullet Your bullets will never hit me.]] You humans sure like to wast time on things that don't work.
-->-- '''Nui Harime''' , ''Anime/KillLaKill''

[[/folder]]


->'''[[HumanoidAbomination Aida]]''' (''after being shot by Jemma''): [[HealingFactor Your weapon can't stop me]].\\

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->'''[[HumanoidAbomination Aida]]''' (''after being shot by Jemma''): Jemma [[MoreDakka with a submachine gun]]''): [[HealingFactor Your weapon can't stop me]].\\

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->'''[[HumanoidAbomination Aida]]''' (''after being shot by Jemma''): [[HealingFactor Your weapon can't stop me]].\\
'''Jemma''': I know. [[CatharsisFactor I just really wanted to do that]].
-->--''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', ''World's End''


->I should warn you, it's been done.
-->--'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''' to a mook about to shoot him, ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "My Girl"

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->I should warn you, it's been done.
-->--'''Franchise/{{Superman}}'''
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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->Oh, you're kidding me. You ''do not'' open up your huge war machine
to shoot at the bulletproof robot.
-->-- '''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''', ''Robo and Goliath''

->That's for wasting ammo!
-->-- '''Max Damage''' while punching
a mook about guy who just tried to shoot him, ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "My Girl"
''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''



->'''Simeon:''' Move, you mugs! Shoot him!\\
'''Superman:''' You're simple, Simeon! If flames can't hurt me — What good are bullets going to do?\\
'''Crook 1:''' They guy ain't human!\\
'''Crook 2:''' The slugs bounce offa him like popcorn!
-->-- ''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore''

->Y'know, I remember watching the old Superman TV series with George Reeves, and the bad guys would always shoot at Superman, when he showed up. I used to ask myself, why? They know it's not going to hurt him, at most, it'll piss him off, so why shoot at him? You know what it comes down to? The bad guys are always stupid. Dirt-stick-stone stupid.
-->-- '''Pyre''', ''ComicBook/RisingStars''



-->--'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''[[Comicbook/{{Supergirl 1982}} The Daring New Adventures of Supergirl]]'', issue 12

->See, now, if the bullets don't work, right...why the punching? Never understood that.
-->--'''Superman''', ''Series/Supergirl2015'', ''[[Recap/Supergirl2015S2E2TheLastChildrenOfKrypton The Last Children of Krypton]]''

->Bullets bounce off you. But where do they go next?
-->-- '''Director Chase''' to '''Supergirl''', ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth #1''

->'''Simeon:''' Move, you mugs! Shoot him!\\
'''Superman:''' You're simple, Simeon! If flames can't hurt me — What good are bullets going to do?\\
'''Crook 1:''' They guy ain't human!\\
'''Crook 2:''' The slugs bounce offa him like popcorn!
-->-- ''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore''

->''"Y'know, I remember watching the old Superman TV series with George Reeves, and the bad guys would always shoot at Superman, when he showed up. I used to ask myself, why? They know it's not going to hurt him, at most, it'll piss him off, so why shoot at him? You know what it comes down to? The bad guys are always stupid. Dirt-stick-stone stupid."''
-->--'''Pyre''', ''ComicBook/RisingStars''

->(''bad guys fire at the scary metal colossus for about fifteen seconds'')
->(''{{beat}}'')
->'''Tony Stark''': "[[PreMortemOneLiner My turn.]]"
-->--''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man]]''

->''"Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/XMen The Juggernaut]]''', [[GagDub according to]] WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment

->''"Were they not briefed?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}''' on the poor, [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack {{Wolverine}} with guns.

->"...you don't die, do you?"
->"Nope!"
-->--'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''' and '''Comicbook/{{Deadpool}}''' coming to this realization after the former repeatedly shot the latter, WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC

->''"So Slater tries to shoot the guy but apparently bullets are just like Milk Duds being thrown at him."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ''Film/AloneIntheDark2005'' review

->''Would lasers or tactical nuclear weapons have any effect? Cthulhu's so damn big he'd make a grizzly bear look like a kitten embryo.''
-->--'''Chris''' in ''Nightmare's Disciple'' by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.

->''"Superman!" the criminals would say. This was the signal for Superman to put his hands on his hips so the criminals could shoot their revolvers at his chest, an effort that always caused Superman to adopt a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord bemused]] expression because, as a native of Krypton with special powers, he knew that the criminals were shooting blanks.''
-->--'''Creator/DaveBarry'''

->'''Cop 1''': ''This is hopeless! We might as well be throwing candy corn at them!''
->'''Cop 2''': ''So what do you want to do? Give them the city?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''[[note]]Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.[[/note]]

->'''Downpour''': ''Nobody harms my sister. Nobody!''
-> (blasts Aquaman with a wave of water)
->'''Aquaman''': (completely unfazed) ''King of the seas, remember?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->''That's for wasting ammo!''
-->--[[ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}} Max Damage]], punching a guy who just tried to shoot him.

->''Oh, you're kidding me. You '''do not''' open up your huge war machine to shoot at the bulletproof robot.''
-->--'''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''', ''Robo and Goliath''

->''In spite of the fact that tanks have repeatedly been shown to have no more effect on Godzilla than a shampoo and creme rinse, they still get trotted out with every new monster attack, rolling shakily over the canvas landscape and firing their little sparklers. The reason for this, I'm guessing, is political. If the prime minister fails to send the tanks, in the next election his opponent will run ads saying "In the last Godzilla attack, the incumbent failed to send out the fakey-looking plastic tanks to protect us. My opponent is obviously soft on giant monsters!"''
-->--'''Creator/LoreSjoberg''', ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

->"Kind of hard to land a hit when you are [[IntangibleMan intangible]]!"
-->--'''Ben Tennyson''' to '''True Assassin''', ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->"Look at this. The bad guys shoot Superman a dozen times, see the bullets bounce off, so they throw their guns at him. It's like they can't kill him so they think they'll give him a really bad bruise."
-->--'''Al Bundy''', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode: Sleepless in Chicago

->''"Honestly, why do you people do that?" she demanded of the mugger, exasperation coloring her voice. "You must be the tenth loser to try that. Do you really think pistol whipping me is going to do anything when the bullets bounce off?"''
-->--'''Asuka Langley Sohryu''' (a. k. a. '''Supergirl'''), ''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'', ''chapter 8''

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-->--'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', -->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''[[Comicbook/{{Supergirl 1982}} The Daring New Adventures of Supergirl]]'', issue 12

->See, now, if the bullets don't work, right...why the punching? Never understood that.
-->--'''Superman''', ''Series/Supergirl2015'', ''[[Recap/Supergirl2015S2E2TheLastChildrenOfKrypton The Last Children of Krypton]]''

->Bullets bounce off you. [[{{Deconstruction}} But where do they go next?
next?]]
-->-- '''Director Chase''' to '''Supergirl''', Supergirl, ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth #1''

->'''Simeon:''' Move, you mugs! Shoot him!\\
'''Superman:''' You're simple, Simeon! If flames can't hurt me — What good are bullets going to do?\\
'''Crook 1:''' They guy ain't human!\\
'''Crook 2:''' The slugs bounce offa him like popcorn!
-->-- ''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore''

->''"Y'know, I remember watching the old Superman TV series with George Reeves, and the bad guys would always shoot at Superman, when he showed up. I used to ask myself, why? They know it's not going to hurt him, at most, it'll piss him off, so why shoot at him? You know what it comes down to? The bad guys are always stupid. Dirt-stick-stone stupid."''
-->--'''Pyre''', ''ComicBook/RisingStars''

->(''bad guys fire at the scary metal colossus for about fifteen seconds'')
->(''{{beat}}'')
->'''Tony Stark''': "[[PreMortemOneLiner My turn.]]"
-->--''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man]]''

->''"Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/XMen The Juggernaut]]''', [[GagDub according to]] WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment

->''"Were they not briefed?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}''' on the poor, [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack {{Wolverine}} with guns.

->"...you don't die, do you?"
->"Nope!"
-->--'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''' and '''Comicbook/{{Deadpool}}''' coming to this realization after the former repeatedly shot the latter, WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC

->''"So Slater tries to shoot the guy but apparently bullets are just like Milk Duds being thrown at him."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ''Film/AloneIntheDark2005'' review

->''Would lasers or tactical nuclear weapons have any effect? Cthulhu's so damn big he'd make a grizzly bear look like a kitten embryo.''
-->--'''Chris''' in ''Nightmare's Disciple'' by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.

->''"Superman!" the criminals would say. This was the signal for Superman to put his hands on his hips so the criminals could shoot their revolvers at his chest, an effort that always caused Superman to adopt a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord bemused]] expression because, as a native of Krypton with special powers, he knew that the criminals were shooting blanks.''
-->--'''Creator/DaveBarry'''

->'''Cop 1''': ''This is hopeless! We might as well be throwing candy corn at them!''
->'''Cop 2''': ''So what do you want to do? Give them the city?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''[[note]]Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.[[/note]]

->'''Downpour''': ''Nobody harms my sister. Nobody!''
-> (blasts Aquaman with a wave of water)
->'''Aquaman''': (completely unfazed) ''King of the seas, remember?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->''That's for wasting ammo!''
-->--[[ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}} Max Damage]], punching a guy who just tried to shoot him.

->''Oh, you're kidding me. You '''do not''' open up your huge war machine to shoot at the bulletproof robot.''
-->--'''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''', ''Robo and Goliath''

->''In spite of the fact that tanks have repeatedly been shown to have no more effect on Godzilla than a shampoo and creme rinse, they still get trotted out with every new monster attack, rolling shakily over the canvas landscape and firing their little sparklers. The reason for this, I'm guessing, is political. If the prime minister fails to send the tanks, in the next election his opponent will run ads saying "In the last Godzilla attack, the incumbent failed to send out the fakey-looking plastic tanks to protect us. My opponent is obviously soft on giant monsters!"''
-->--'''Creator/LoreSjoberg''', ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

->"Kind
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]

->Kind
of hard to land a hit when you are [[IntangibleMan intangible]]!"
-->--'''Ben
intangible]]!
-->-- '''Ben
Tennyson''' to '''True Assassin''', True Assassin, ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->"Look at this. The bad guys shoot Superman a dozen times, see the bullets bounce off, so they throw their guns at him. It's like they can't kill him so they think they'll give him a really bad bruise."
-->--'''Al Bundy''', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode: Sleepless in Chicago

->''"Honestly,
->"Honestly, why do you people do that?" she demanded of the mugger, exasperation coloring her voice. "You must be the tenth loser to try that. Do you really think pistol whipping me is going to do anything when the bullets bounce off?"''
-->--'''Asuka
off?"
-->-- '''Asuka
Langley Sohryu''' (a. k. a. '''Supergirl'''), Supergirl), ''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'', ''chapter 8''
chapter 8



The kid just turned and smirked at them as he failed to die. For a few seconds the firing continued until the soldiers noticed that there was a wall forming in front of him of… of…\\
Of bullets…
-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->"It's called deductive reasoning. If a rocket launcher couldn't stop me... what's a little peashooter gonna do?"
-->--'''Series/LukeCage2016'''

->"I'm sick of having to buy new clothes."
-->--'''Series/LukeCage2016''', again

->"Listen friend, guns aren't gonna solve your problems."
-->--'''The Tick''', ''Series/TheTick2016''

->''"If you are a policeman, bank guard, or night watchman, and your first shot bounces off of the intruder's chest, try shooting other areas of the intruder's body, like their face, groin, etc. If this also fails, do not waste the rest of your ammo on him/her/it, or risk your neck in hand-to-hand combat; instead, fall back and observe."''
-->-- [[http://www.oocities.org/evilsnack/innocent.htm The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide]]

to:

The kid just turned and smirked at them as he failed to die. For a few seconds the firing continued until the soldiers noticed that there was a wall forming in front of him of… of…\\
of... of...\\
Of bullets…
bullets...
-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->"It's [[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Mooks:''' (''hose down the scary metal colossus for fifteen seconds'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Tony Stark''': [[PreMortemOneLiner My turn.]]
-->-- ''Film/IronMan''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->Would lasers or tactical nuclear weapons have any effect? Franchise/{{Cthulhu|Mythos}}'s so damn big he'd make a grizzly bear look like a kitten embryo.
-->-- '''Chris''', ''Nightmare's Disciple'' by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->It's
called deductive reasoning. If a rocket launcher couldn't stop me... what's a little peashooter gonna do?"
-->--'''Series/LukeCage2016'''

->"I'm
do?
-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016'''

->I'm
sick of having to buy new clothes."
-->--'''Series/LukeCage2016''',
clothes.
-->-- '''Series/LukeCage2016'''
again

->"Listen ->Look at this. The bad guys shoot Superman a dozen times, see the bullets bounce off, so they throw their guns at him. It's like they can't kill him so they think they'll give him a really bad bruise.
-->-- '''Al Bundy''', ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', "Sleepless in Chicago"

->See, now, if the bullets don't work, right... why the punching? Never understood that.
-->-- '''Superman''', ''Series/{{Supergirl|2015}}'', [[Recap/Supergirl2015S2E2TheLastChildrenOfKrypton "The Last Children of Krypton"]]

->Listen
friend, guns aren't gonna solve your problems."
-->--'''The Tick''', ''Series/TheTick2016''

->''"If
problems.
-->-- '''Series/{{The Tick|2016}}'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->In spite of the fact that tanks have repeatedly been shown to have no more effect on Franchise/{{Godzilla}} than a shampoo and creme rinse, they still get trotted out with every new monster attack, rolling shakily over the canvas landscape and firing their little sparklers. The reason for this, I'm guessing, is political. If the prime minister fails to send the tanks, in the next election his opponent will run ads saying "In the last Godzilla attack, the incumbent failed to send out the fakey-looking plastic tanks to protect us. My opponent is obviously soft on giant monsters!"
-->-- '''Creator/LoreSjoberg''', ''[[http://brunching.com/godzillaenemies.html Godzilla Enemies]]''

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]:''' (''after several gunshots'') You don't die, do you?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Deadpool}}:''' Nope!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->Silly bitch, yo' weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I ''am?!'' I'M [[WesternAnimation/XMen THE JUGGERNAUT!]]
-->-- [[WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment "The Juggernaut, Bitch"]]

->If
you are a policeman, bank guard, or night watchman, and your first shot bounces off of the intruder's chest, try shooting other areas of the intruder's body, like their face, groin, etc. If this also fails, do not waste the rest of your ammo on him/her/it, or risk your neck in hand-to-hand combat; instead, fall back and observe."''
observe.
-->-- [[http://www.''[[http://www.oocities.org/evilsnack/innocent.htm The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide]]
Guide]]''

->So Slater tries to shoot the guy, but apparently bullets are just like Milk Duds being thrown at him.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]]''' during WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ''Film/{{Alone in the Dark|2005}}'' review

->'''Player:''' Die, Kayaba!\\
(''Kayaba opens an admin console and paralyzes him mid-lunge'')\\
'''Kayaba:''' Y-ya see, this right here is just a perfect little microcosm of [[SurroundedByIdiots the last two years.]] This ''fucking mastermind'' here, not two minutes ago, saw [[TheHero you]] try the exact same thing [[NoSell to no effect.]] Yet, by some Herculean leap in logic that we mere mortals can never hope to comprehend, he figured it'd totally work out if ''he'' did it! Now I trust that the rest of you good people have enough pattern recognition not to follow in this man's footsteps - [[InsultToRocks oh, wait, no, that's goldfish!]] I'm thinking of ''goldfish.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->Were they not briefed?
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}'' on the poor, [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] [[{{Mooks}} saps]] who tried to attack ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} with guns

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Cop 1''': This is hopeless! We might as well be throwing candy corn at them!\\
'''Cop 2''': So what do you want to do? Give them the city?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''[[note]]Their target nearly squashes them with their own car.[[/note]]

->'''Downpour''': Nobody harms my sister. Nobody!\\
(''[[MakingASplash blasts Aquaman with a wave of water]], to no effect'')\\
'''ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}''': King of the Seas, remember?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->I should warn you, it's been done.
-->-- '''Superman''' to a mook about to shoot him, ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "My Girl"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->"Superman!" the criminals would say. This was the signal for Superman to put his hands on his hips so the criminals could shoot their revolvers at his chest, an effort that always caused Superman to adopt a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord bemused]] expression because, as a native of Krypton with special powers, he knew that the criminals were shooting blanks.
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry'''

[[/folder]]

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