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->'''Kirsty:''' And can you remember any of the lyrics from any of the songs?
->'''Ricky:''' ...Um...
->'''Kirsty:''' I just saw what flashed through your eyes then; you can, but you're not sure you want to say them.
->'''Ricky:''' That's exactly right.
->'''Kirsty:''' Go on then.
->'''Ricky:''' No! No, you were right; I can, but I'm not going to say them.
->'''Kirsty:''' Why not?
->'''Ricky:''' Because it makes me want to crawl into a dustbin.
-->-- '''Kirsty Young''' and '''RickyGervais''', discussing Ricky's old band on ''DesertIslandDiscs''

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-> A number of wiser and better writers than me tell me that it is ''universal'' among writers to be embarrassed by anything they've ever written, but I never really believed it until now. The first chapter of this story is ''terrible''. It is ''shamefully bad''. I can't imagine how ''any'' of you managed to stand it. I got three pages in and closed the lid of my laptop by reflex as a defence mechanism to get the ''horror away''.
-->--Sir Poley, author of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20 Harry Potter and the Natural 20]]
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'''Creator/JohnBarrowman:''' ...Oh, '''SHIT.'''

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'''Creator/JohnBarrowman:''' ...'''JohnBarrowman:''' ...Oh, '''SHIT.'''
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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]\\

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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]\\



'''JohnBarrowman:''' ...Oh, '''SHIT.'''

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'''JohnBarrowman:''' ...'''Creator/JohnBarrowman:''' ...Oh, '''SHIT.'''
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->''"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that special and smash it."''
-->--'''GeorgeLucas''' comment towards ''TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

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-->'''[[OrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''

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-->'''[[OrderOfTheStick -->'''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''



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-->'''''[[HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''''[='s=] "FBI Warning".

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-->'''''[[HomestarRunner -->'''''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''''[='s=] "FBI Warning".
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->'''Joey''': Hey Yugi, how come everything looks different in this episode?\\
'''Yugi''': Actually Joey, this is a movie based on ''Yu-Gi-Oh'' Season 0.\\
'''Joey''': There was a Season 0? How come I never knew about it?\\
'''Yugi''': It only aired in Japan because it was super violent and depressingly bad.

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->'''Joey''': ->'''Joey:''' Hey Yugi, how come everything looks different in this episode?\\
'''Yugi''': '''Yugi:''' Actually Joey, this is a movie based on ''Yu-Gi-Oh'' ''Franchise/YuGiOh'' Season 0.\\
'''Joey''': '''Joey:''' There was a Season 0? How come I never knew about it?\\
'''Yugi''': '''Yugi:''' It [[NoExportForYou only aired in Japan Japan]] because it was super violent and depressingly bad.



-->'''BB Hood''' ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator

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-->'''BB Hood''' ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator
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-->'''[[HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''[='s=] "FBI Warning"

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-->'''[[HomestarRunner -->'''''[[HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''[='s=] Stand]]'''''[='s=] "FBI Warning"
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->"''Not since the British raided Cologne had so many bombs landed in such a small space in such a short time.''"
-->--'''RodSerling''', on his early writing career.

->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
->''(beat)''
->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...Oh, '''SHIT.'''

->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
-->--'''GeorgeClooney'''

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->"''Not ->''"Not since the British raided Cologne had so many bombs landed in such a small space in such a short time.''"
-->--'''RodSerling''',
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-->'''RodSerling''',
on his early writing career.

->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
->''(beat)''
->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...
in?]]\\
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'''JohnBarrowman:''' ...
Oh, '''SHIT.'''

->"''I’ll ->"''I'll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman 'Batman and Robin.' They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
-->--'''GeorgeClooney'''-->'''GeorgeClooney'''
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-->'''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie]]'''''

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-->'''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

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-->'''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''
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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]

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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[FilmSharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]

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->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[FilmSharkAttack3Megalodon [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]

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-->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
-->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...Oh, '''SHIT.'''

->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"

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-->'''Jonathan ->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[SharkAttack3Megalodon [[FilmSharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
-->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...->''(beat)''
->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...
Oh, '''SHIT.'''

->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
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-->'''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

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-->'''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''
-->'''WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''



->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"

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->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
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-->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"

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-->"''I’ll ->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
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-->"''I’ll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of ‘Batman and Robin.’ They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have brought down the franchise along with it.''"
-->--'''GeorgeClooney'''
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-->'''BB Hood''' ([[{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator

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-->'''BB Hood''' ([[{{Darkstalkers}} ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator
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-->'''Jonathan Ross:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can sing. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. He's got his own not-particularly-well-crafted action figure. [[SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]
-->'''JohnBarrowman:'''...Oh, '''SHIT.'''
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-->'''BB Hood''' ([[Darkstalkers not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator

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-->'''BB Hood''' ([[Darkstalkers ([[{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator
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-->'''BB Hood''', a ''MUGEN'' creator

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-->'''BB Hood''', Hood''' ([[Darkstalkers not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator
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->"''Not since the British raided Cologne had so many bombs landed in such a small space in such a short time.''"
-->--'''RodSerling''', on his early writing career.
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->''"'''[[WheelOfFortune Wheel]] [Of Fortune]''' was created by TV legend MervGriffin, and Pat and Vanna have hosted the show together since 1981 when it began on NBC."''
-->'''Robin Leach''', in a particularly bad example of DidNotDoTheResearch that was probably fed to him by the show's staff.
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->''"'''[[WheelOfFortune Wheel [Of Fortune]]]''' was created by TV legend MervGriffin, and Pat and Vanna have hosted the show together since 1981 when it began on NBC."''

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->''"'''[[WheelOfFortune Wheel Wheel]] [Of Fortune]]]''' Fortune]''' was created by TV legend MervGriffin, and Pat and Vanna have hosted the show together since 1981 when it began on NBC."''

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'''Yugi''': Actually Joey, this is a movie based on Yu-Gi-Oh season 0.\\
'''Joey''': There was a season 0? How come I never knew about it?\\

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'''Yugi''': Actually Joey, this is a movie based on Yu-Gi-Oh season ''Yu-Gi-Oh'' Season 0.\\
'''Joey''': There was a season Season 0? How come I never knew about it?\\



-->-- '''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie]]'''''

->''I don't understand why [my {{MUGEN}} website] still hasn't died even now. They mock me by denying me access to it (I never figured out why, and I don't really care anymore), and then not getting rid of it even after all these years. [[OldShame Ugh, I wish this relic of my past would]] [[KillItWithFire fucking die in a fire already]].....''
-->-- '''BB Hood, A {{MUGEN}} Creator'''

->''This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. [[CharacterizationMarchesOn They are mere shadows of the men they have become]]. [[MissingEpisode This cartoon has not been on the site for many months]], but we have had several requests (from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned.''
-->-- '''[[HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'s "FBI Warning"'''

->"''I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.''"
-->--'''[[OrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''

->''Sometimes, you have to take a nasty shit before you take a better shit''
-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow,"
->I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
->But I can tell you, Anyhow
->I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
-->-- Gelett Burgess, "Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue"

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-->-- '''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh -->'''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie]]'''''

->''I ->''"I don't understand why [my {{MUGEN}} website] still hasn't died even now. They mock me by denying me access to it (I never figured out why, and I don't really care anymore), and then not getting rid of it even after all these years. [[OldShame Ugh, I wish this relic of my past would]] [[KillItWithFire fucking die in a fire already]].....''
-->-- '''BB Hood, A {{MUGEN}} Creator'''

->''This
"''
-->'''BB Hood''', a ''MUGEN'' creator

->''"This
cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. [[CharacterizationMarchesOn They are mere shadows of the men they have become]]. [[MissingEpisode This cartoon has not been on the site for many months]], but we have had several requests (from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned.''
-->-- '''[[HomestarRunner
"''
-->'''[[HomestarRunner
Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'s Stand]]'''[='s=] "FBI Warning"'''

->"''I
Warning"

->''"I
know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit."''
-->'''[[OrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''

->"''Sometimes, you have to take a nasty shit before you take a better shit.
''"
-->--'''[[OrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''

->''Sometimes, you have to take a nasty shit before you take a better shit''
-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

-->'''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow,"
->I'm
Cow,"\\
I'm
Sorry, now, I wrote it;
->But
it;\\
But
I can tell you, Anyhow
->I'll
Anyhow\\
I'll
Kill you if you Quote it!
-->-- Gelett Burgess, "Confession: -->'''Gelett Burgess''', ''Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue"Rue''

->''"'''[[WheelOfFortune Wheel [Of Fortune]]]''' was created by TV legend MervGriffin, and Pat and Vanna have hosted the show together since 1981 when it began on NBC."''
-->'''Robin Leach''', in a particularly bad example of DidNotDoTheResearch that was probably fed to him by the show's staff.



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->Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow,"

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->Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple the "Purple Cow,"
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->Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow,"
->I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
->But I can tell you, Anyhow
->I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
-->-- Gelett Burgess, "Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue"
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-->-- '''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie'''''

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-->-- '''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} Yu-Gi-Oh: The Other Abridged Movie'''''
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-->-- '''''{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}'''''

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-->-- '''''{{Yu-Gi-Oh '''''[[{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}'''''
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->''Sometimes, you have to take a nasty shit before you take a better shit''
-->-- '''TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

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