History Quotes / Narm

->The scene where the mutants stand on a beach and mentally duel by causing both American and Soviet missiles to shuttle back and forth in the sky is … hilarious, I was going to say, but no, I should consider this scene more devoutly.
-->-- '''RogerEbert''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110602/REVIEWS/110609997 on]] ''Film/XMen: First Class''

-->-- ''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s review of JLA: Act Of God #1''

-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', {{Bleach}}

-->-- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Dena]]''', LetsPlay ResidentEvil

-->-- [[DragonBall Vegeta]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

->The scene where the mutants stand on a beach and mentally duel by causing both American and Soviet missiles to shuttle back and forth in the sky is … hilarious, I was going to say, but no, I should consider this scene more devoutly.

->''This sums up [[StarTrekVoyager Voyager]] in a nutshell: Drama provokes laughter.''

-->-- ''FinalFantasyI''

-->-- ''{{Mother 3}}''

->'''SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! ''IT'S THE CARJACK RAPIST!'''''

->''TheFlash loses his speed and the cop gets shot, though doing so while having [[DullSurprise the goofiest expression on his face]], making this horrifying moment [[MoodWhiplash suddenly]] really funny. [[SarcasmMode Good job, artist]].''
-->-- ''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s review of JLA: Act Of God #1''
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-->-- '''Ganon''', ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively (and by the way, ''[[{{MemeticMutation/TheLegendOfZelda}} every single line from these games]]'' could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

->''You're like free pizza at an anime convention. She can smell you. And she wants to consume you.''
-->-- '''Snake Fist''', ''[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin]]''

--> '''Nate''', ''SixFeetUnder''

-> ''The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime, makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous, makes the sublime again.''
--> '''Thomas Paine''', ''The Age of Reason'', (1795)

-->--'''Zero''', {{Mega Man X}}4 cutscene

-->--'''Dante''', ''DevilMayCry''

-->--'''Ganon''', ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively (and by the way, ''every single line from these games'' could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

-->--'''Snake Fist''', ''[[FirstEncounterAssaultRecon F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin]]''

-> "I'll kill you! I'll kill you to death!"

-->--'''[[CharlesDickens Our Mutual Friend]]'''

-->"Laughter is something that ''Demolition Man'' is good at generating but, as you can probably guess, most of the funniest bits are supposed to be serious... It's incidents like when Wesley Snipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor."
-->--[[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''DemolitionMan''.

-->--[[ToplessRobot Topless]] [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php Robot's]] comments on ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Man: Reign.]]''

-->--A 911 call centre worker in the cold opening of an episode of ''LawAndOrderSVU''

--> ''PhoenixWright: Justice for All'', BadEnding

->''One would have to have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without dissolving into tears...of laughter.''
-->--'''OscarWilde''', on CharlesDickens's ''The Old Curiosity Shop''

-->--''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s review of JLA: Act Of God #1''

-->--'''Zommari Leroux''', {{Bleach}}

-->-Opening scene from {{Symphony of the Night}}

-->[[DragonBall Vegeta]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

-->[[http://www.metro.co.uk/film/reviews/849577-eclipse-shows-the-twilight-saga-is-just-a-glorified-rambling-teen-soap Metro]] on ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Eclipse]]''

-->'''Johnny''', ''TheRoom''

->''My arm... is numb. Numb arm... numb arm... [[TropeNamer narmNARM-]] *thud''

-->--'''Ganon''', ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively

-->[[http://www.metro.co.uk/film/reviews/849577-eclipse-shows-the-twilight-saga-is-just-a-glorified-rambling-teen-soap Metro]] on ''[[{{Twilight}} Eclipse]]''

->"How can you not die laughing at that? It's one of the most over the top scenes ever.
-->--'''{{The Nostalgia Critic}}''', reacting to Wyatt Earp's BigNo in ''{{Tombstone}}''

->'''[[AllThat Dexter Reed]]:''' I remember the last time I saw my dad. I was seven years old....
->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' ....I'm sorry, it's a little ''hard'' to get into this "moment", when one of the last scenes we saw was....
->'''Otis ([[WTHCastingAgency Abe Vigoda]]):''' I think I broke my ass!
->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' That makes it a ''little'' tricky!
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''GoodBurger''

-->--[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php Topless]] [[ToplessRobot Robot's]] comments on ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Man: Reign.]]''

-->--[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php Topless Robot's]] comments on ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Man: Reign.]]''

->Holy cosmos look at that thing! So, that's the dragon of the legends? My gosh! That's one whopper of a lizard!

->''My arm... is numb. Numb arm... numb arm... narmNARM- *thud''

--> Nate, ''SixFeetUnder''

--> Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, 1795:

-->-- ''TheNostalgiaCritic'', on ''GoodBurger''

-->-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, ''{{Predator}}''

-->-- Lorelei Mackenzie, ''[[http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]]''

-->-- Ryan O'Neal, ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg Tough Guys Don't Dance]]''

-->-- Superboy-Prime, ''Countdown To Infinite Crisis''

-->--{{The Nostalgia Critic}}'s reaction to Wyatt Earp's BigNo in ''{{Tombstone}}''

-->--Zommari Leroux, {{Bleach}}

-->-- [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Dena]], LetsPlay ResidentEvil

-->--''Oscar Wilde, on Charles Dickens's The Old Curiosity Shop''

-->-- ''{{Final Fantasy}} I''