History Quotes / LampshadeHanging

-->-- '''Flynn''', ''{{Tangled}}''

->''"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by [[RowanAtkinson some great heroic actor of the age]]."''

-->-- '''Bruce the Moose''', ''DegrassiTheNextGeneration''

-->-- '''Archer''', S01 E06 ''Scorpio''

-->-- ''Series/{{Stargate SG-1}}'', "Point of No Return"

->'''Lana:''' Where did you get a grenade?\\
'''Archer:''' Hanging from the lampshade.\\
'''Lana:''' Wait, what?

-->-- '''JimRoss''', ''{{WWE}} RAW''

-->-- ''{{Stargate SG-1}}'', "Point of No Return"

->"''Who on earth would put any manner key inside a can and seal it? What sense does that possibly stand to make?''"

->''"Someone must be doing this on purpose…"''

-->-- ''KimPossible: A Sitch In Time.''

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}'s''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18413_the-6-baffling-mistakes-every-horror-franchise-must-make_p1.html The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make]]''

->''"Someone must be doing this on purpose…"''

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->- ''Abed, stop being [[MetaGuy meta!]] Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?''
-->-- ''Jeff'', ''Series/{{Community}}''

-->-- '''Leela''', ''{{Futurama}}''

-->-- '''Lily Aldrin''', ''HowIMetYourMother''

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-> -- ''KimPossible: A Sitch In Time.''

-->--Matthew Vaughn, ''Kick-Ass'', DVD and Blu-Ray commentary.

-->--'''Bruce the Moose''', ''DegrassiTheNextGeneration''

-->--'''JimRoss''', ''{{WWE}} RAW''

->"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by [[RowanAtkinson some great heroic actor of the age]]."

->"Oh no you don't. You can't get away with something ''that'' absurd merely by pointing out how ridiculous it is."

->"Ugh. TV Doctors."

->'''[[ConspiracyTheorist Martin]]''': A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems, by means of a device known as a "Stargate".
->'''O'Neill''': Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you're... into that sort of thing.
--> ''{{Stargate SG-1}}'', "Point of No Return"

-->--'''{{Cracked}}'s''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18413_the-6-baffling-mistakes-every-horror-franchise-must-make_p1.html The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make]]''

->''Hey screenwriters, having your characters call out the cliches in your own script doesn't absolve you from having those cliches in the first place.''
--> '''Ellen Fox''' on ''Remember Me'', ''The Rotten Tomatoes Show''

->''Self-awareness covers a multitude of sins.''
-->'''Steven D. Greydanus''', [[http://www.decentfilms.com/reviews/adaptation.html reviewing]] ''{{Adaptation}}''

->''This is like that episode of... well, '''everything'''.''
-->--'''[[MalcolmInTheMiddle Malcolm]]''' on his plans to enact the classic TwoTimerDate scene

-->--'''Flynn''', while wielding a [[spoiler:[[ImprobableWeaponUser frying pan]]]] to fight a [[spoiler:horse]] wielding a sword [[spoiler:in his teeth]], ''{{Tangled}}''

->''Hey, [[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]]'s pointing out the PlotHoles.''
-->'''TheNostalgiaCritic's''' review of ''RedSonja.''

->''"This is the ''strangest'' thing that's ever happened to me!"''

-->--'''Flynn''', while wielding a [[spoiler:[[ImprobableWeaponUser frying pan]]]] to fight a [[spoiler:horse]] wielding a sword [[spoiler:in his teeth]], ''Disney/{{Tangled}}''

->''This is like that episode of... well, '''everything.'''.''
-->--'''[[MalcolmInTheMiddle Malcolm]] on his plans to enact the classic TwoTimerDate scene

->"Give your self-effacing sheepish little admission if you like, but acknowledging you have a problem doesn't remove it. It's like a fat person eating an entire shelf of cream buns, and when you call them out on it, they reply 'Oh, I know! I'm so fucking fat, aren't I!' before moving onto the next baked treat."
-->-- '''Yahtzee''' (on why this doesn't always work), ''ZeroPunctuation''

->"''DeathSpank'' is that particular breed of parody that basically just does all the same things as the kind of thing it's parodying, but occasionally points to itself and goes: "Hey, everybody, look!""
-->--'''Yahtzee''' again, on ''DeathSpank''

-->--'''Jim Ross''', ''{{WWE}} RAW''