History Quotes / DuctTapeForEverything

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->''' Just hang onto this tape.
-> Oh no no; You said we were just gonna to talk to her.
->We are. [[BoundAndGagged This will help]].
->The woman just lost her daughter. You can't just go around duct-taping everyone!

-->-- ''TheSims 3'' (description of the "Duct Tape Rigger" rank on the [[GadgeteerGenius Inventing]] career path)

->''We’ve found that duct tape is not a perfect solution for anything. But with a little ingenuity, in a pinch, it’s an adequate solution for just about everything.''

->''"Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."''

->''"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I'' do ''believe in duct tape." ''

->''"First law of the universe: You can never have too much duct tape."''

->''"Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely."''

->''"Duct Tape is like violence -- Doesn't work? Use more."''

->''"If you're whining over ANY problem that can be solved with less than a square inch of duct tape, you're spoiled. That's the rule."''

-> ''"Dang you're dim, stupid man. You totally fell for it and gave me the tape. I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!"''

->''"Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape..."''
-->-- '''{{Deadpool}}'''

->''"Duct tape is a must-have tool for every inventor. It's good to focus on the fundamentals and work your way upwards in the inventing industry."''

->''"Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40."''

->''"...and for that, I would recommend [[CatchPhrase the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape]]."''

->''"Really? Stoop that low? Duct tape?! Are you '''serious'''?!"''

->''"Duct tape is like TheForce: it has [[LightIsGood a light side]] and [[TheDarkSide a dark side]] and it binds the galaxy together."''

-> "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

->''"The usefulness of duct tape is limited only by a character’s imagination. Duct tape can support up to 200 pounds indefinitely, or up to 300 pounds for 1d6 rounds. Characters bound with duct tape must make a Strength or Escape Artist check (DC 20) to free themselves."''

->"Yes, even in the far future duct tape is the best way to patch anything! Even starship hulls!"

-> ''"Please refrain from peeling off the special space-age polymer holding the starship together. It may look and feel like duct tape, but it's not. It's called... [[SpaceX space... tape]]. Very advanced stuff. Thank you."''
-->--'''Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicColors''

-->-- '''Michael Westen''', ''BurnNotice''

-->-- '''Miles Straume''', ''{{Lost}}''

-->-- '''Erika Furudo''', ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi'', "Episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch"

->''"The usefulness of duct tape is limited only by a character’s imagination. Duct tape can support up to 200 pounds indefinitely, or up to 300 pounds for 1d6 rounds. Characters bound with duct tape must make a Strength or Escape Artist check (DC 20) to free themselves."''

-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->"Duct tape is not a ''perfect'' solution to ''anything''. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an ''adequate'' solution to just about everything."
-->-- '''Jamie Hyneman''', "Duct Tape Island", ''Series/MythBusters''

-> ''"Dang you're dim, stupid man. You totally fell for it and gave me the tape. [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome I... Furudo Erika... have DUCT TAPE!!]]"''

->''"There's a lot of things I don't believe in, but I do believe in duct tape." ''

->''"There's a lot of things I don't believe in, but I do believe in duct tape."''
-->-- '''Miles Straume''', ''{{Lost}}''

-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff600/fv00575.htm 575]])

-->--'''Michael Westen''', ''BurnNotice''

-->'''Miles Straume''', ''{{Lost}}''

-->'''Guardian of Space/Time''', ''Marvel vs. DC'' #1

->"Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely"
-->--'''Florence Ambrose''', ''{{Freefall}}'' ([[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff600/fv00575.htm 575]])

->''"Duct Tape is like violence - Doesn't work? Use more."''
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->''There's a lot of things I don't believe in, but I do believe in duct tape." ''
-->'''Miles Straume''', ''{{Lost}}''

-->'''Bryan Lambert''', ''YouAreDumb''

-->-- '''Erika Furudo''', ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi'' Episode 6: ''Dawn of the Golden Witch''

->''Man, I love duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape...''
-->'''{{Deadpool}}''', dude likes his duct tape.

->''Duct tape is a must-have tool for every inventor. It's good to focus on the fundamentals and work your way upwards in the inventing industry.''
-->''TheSims 3'' (description of the "Duct Tape Rigger" rank on the [[GadgeteerGenius Inventing]] career path)

->''Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40.''
-->Unknown

->''...and for that, I would recommend [[CatchPhrase the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.]]''
-->'''Red Green''', ''TheRedGreenShow''

-->'''{{Batista}}''', after losing a Last Man Standing match to JohnCena when Cena taped Batista's legs together around one of the ring posts.

->''"Duct tape is like TheForce: it has [[LightIsGood a light side]] and [[TheDarkSide a dark side]] and it binds the galaxy together"''
-->--'''Anonymous'''
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->''...and for that, I would recommend the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.''

->"Guns make you dumb. If at all possible, fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

->''"Really? Stoop that low? Duct tape?! Are you '''serious'''?!"

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