- English Name: John
- Also Known As: The Crossover Master (or rcmerod for people who need to lurne hao too cspel mah uzername)
- Gender: Male
- Age: I'm an adult. That's all you need to know.
- Birthday: August 13th
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Favorite Colour: Red
- Story Types: Adaptations/Novelizations (my specialty), Crossovers (my other specialty), Adventure, Friendship, Supernatural
- Favorite Cartoon Characters: Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Nicole Waterson, Twilight Sparkle, Ed, Edd, Eddy
- Favorite Cartoons: Regular Show, Ed Edd N Eddy, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (yes I'm a brony)
- Favorite Video Games: Paper Mario, Super Smash Bros, Portal series, Sonic Adventure DX, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney series
- Favorite Books: The Five series
- Personal Quotes:
"Chugga A. Conroy is like Valve Software: they both hate the memes they created with a passion. That is why Steve is hardly mentioned on the Pikmin 2 LP, and why there are hardly no references to cake on Portal 2.""The Great and Powerful Trixie is like Luigi: everypony hates them. Except everypony likes Luigi."