History Quotes / BadassNormal

-->-- ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' - [[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=030110 "Eureka"]]

-->-- Adam Park, PowerRangersOperationOverdrive

-->-- ''{{Sluggy Freelance}}'', "GOFOTRON Champion of the Cosmos"

'''Batman:''' I'm taking the shuttle. Unless you want to try and stop me.
'''Martian Manhunter:''' [pauses] No. [moves out of the way]

-->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' to his daughter Syal, ''LegacyOfTheForce''

->''And we said, [[BadassBoast "Nay. We are but men."]]''

-->-- '''DarkwingDuck'''

-->-- '''Dr. Wallace Breen''', ''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Half-Life 2]]''

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article comment, on ''FalloutNewVegas''

-->-- '''CDR Colby Burns''', NOAA liaison to the WebOriginal/SCPFoundation

->''"I survived the Battle of Yavin. I survived the Battle of Hoth. Hell… Just a couple of weeks ago I blew up the Death Star during the Battle of Endor. The reason I'm still breathing when a lot of other [[AcePilot good Rebel pilots]] aren't? Maybe it's because I'm better. Or maybe I'm [[PlotArmor just]] [[BornLucky lucky]]."''

-->-- '''Anonymous''', on the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]

-->-- '''Dr. Wallace Breen''', ''[[HalfLife Half-Life 2]]''

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}''' article comment, on ''FalloutNewVegas''

-->-- '''Yuuri''' being GenreBlind, ''KyouKaraMaou''

-->-- '''CDR Colby Burns''', NOAA liaison to the SCPFoundation

-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' on ThePunisher

-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''' on [[StarWars Han Solo]]

-->--''KryptoTheSuperdog'', "Bat Hound Meets the Dog Stars"

-->--'''Marshall Brass''', ''[[CityOfHeroes City of Villains]]''

--->-- '''Wedge Antilles''' to his daughter Syal, ''LegacyOfTheForce''

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--> ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' - [[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=030110 "Eureka"]]

-> ''Magical Lawyer Superpower [[PhoenixWright #1]]: '''[[LivingLieDetector Psychic Lie Detection]]''''' \\
''Magical Lawyer Superpower [[ApolloJustice #2]]: '''Hypersensitive [[CharacterTics Tell]] Spotting''''' \\
'''Edgeworth: "This gun was found on the crime scene. Furthermore, the victim died of a gunshot wound to the chest. From the evidence, it can be concluded that the victim was ''shot.'' With the ''gun.''" \\

-> ''Magical Lawyer Superpower #1: '''[[PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Psychic Lie Detection]]''''' \\
''Magical Lawyer Superpower #2: '''[[ApolloJustice Hypersensitive Tell Spotting]]''''' \\

''Magical Lawyer Superpower #3: '''Basic Logic''

-->-- ''AvatarTheLastAirbender

->Y'know, ever since I was a kid, I always wondered what I'd do with super powers. 'Course, if you think about it, do you really need 'em? Like, we ordinary folk seem to get along fine without 'em. I guess if you forget your keys and had to break a door"

->"You know what New Vegas taught me? That a lone package courier can get shot in the head, recover within a few days, and become an unstoppable killing machine that will murder the s**t out of everything ever whilst simultaneously becoming the living God of people with so many guns they could re-destroy the planet AND displaying levels of scientific, technical, and medical know-how that would shame pretty much anybody; oh, and also somehow displaying levels of charisma and aptitude for manipulation that should only come about by creating the bastard offspring of JFK and Bill Clinton with a little side of young Mel Gibson. Not to mention all this is done while consistently outperforming the trained, veteran forces of two separate armies. Now THAT is a goddamn motivational story."

->...This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from our Benefactors. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the Overwatch, but this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on their part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident. I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that - an ordinary man.