History Quotes / BFS

-->--''Film/WonderWoman''

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-->--"Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

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'''Godo''': I almost got hung out to dry. So I ran away from the castle town, and I've lived here quietly since. I sure was ''young'' back then. Mighty things, things that could kill,that's all there was for me. But if anyone could handle ''this'', it'd still just be a hinderance. I don't like losin' track of the essence of a tool, but that's exactly what I did here. Now it's a good reminder.\\

'''Erica''': Oh, that? The ''Dragon Slayer''.\\

-->-- '''Manga/{{Berserk}}'''

->"It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.\\
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."
-->--'''Manga/{{Berserk}}''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer.

-> '''Dante:''' What's that butterknife you're trying to pass off as a sword? Let me show you what a REAL sword looks like.\\
'''Sten:''' This weapon is off balance to the point of uselessness. It may as well be scrap metal on a stick. Can I assume you wield it with the intent that it [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for your inadequate genitals]]?

-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2v_6zgq3j8 Sanger Zonvolt]]''', ''SuperRobotWars''

->"You see, 'cause, right now, [[LampshadeHanging this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God.]] It's pretty rad. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday I love killing God; I do it everyday.]] You know, some people have breakfast. [[BadassBoast I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know.]] It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad."
-->--'''{{Raocow}}''', off on one of his [[CloudCuckoolander usual]] [[TalkativeLoon tangents]], ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgWEtBrUdY&t=2m54s here]]''

->"You see, 'cause, right now, [[LampshadeHanging this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God.]] It's pretty rad. I love killing God; I do it everyday. [[BadassBoast You know, some people have breakfast. I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know.]] It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad."

->You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[CoolGun rifles]], arrows, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rocks]] or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing [[{{BFS}} the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[OffWithHisHead chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!

-->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[Franchise/{{Highlander}} lander]]

-->--'''{{Berserk}}''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer

-->-- '''[[strike:Zengar]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2v_6zgq3j8 Sanger Zonvolt]]''', ''SuperRobotWars''

-->--''CrisisCore: FinalFantasyVII'', on the Buster Sword

->You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[CoolGun rifles]], [[TheArcher arrows]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rocks]] or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing [[{{BFS}} the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[OffWithHisHead chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!

->"[[AbsurdlySharpBlade There is nothing that my]] [[strike:[[SpellMyNameWithAnS Zankantou]]]] [[AbsurdlySharpBlade Colossal Blade cannot cut!]]"

->''A hit? To no effect? [[GonnaNeedMoreTrope I need a bigger sword]]!''

-->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[{{Highlander}} lander]]

-->--''TeamFortress2'', on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[{{Highlander}} lander]]

'''Zack:''' ''Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?''\\

->"[[AbsurdlySharpBlade There is nothing that my]] [[strike:[[SpellMyNameWithAnS Zankantou]]]] [[AbsurdlySharpBlade Colossal Blade cannot cut!]]"\\
-- '''[[strike:Zengar]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2v_6zgq3j8 Sanger Zonvolt]]''', ''SuperRobotWars''

->''A hit? To no effect? [[GonnaNeedMoreTrope I need a bigger sword]]!''\\
--'''[[BoisterousBruiser M]][[ChaoticGood i]][[GentleGiant n]][[TheBigGuy s]][[CrazyAwesome c]]''', ''BaldursGate II''

--''CrisisCore: FinalFantasyVII'', on the Buster Sword

'''Artemis:''' Sword? This is but my dagger.\\
--''Film/WonderWoman''

->"You see, 'cause, right now, [[LampshadeHanging this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God.]] It's pretty rad. I love killing God; I do it everyday. [[BadassBoast You know, some people have breakfast. I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know.]] It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad."\\
--'''{{Raocow}}''', off on one of his [[CloudCuckoolander usual]] [[TalkativeLoon tangents]], ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgWEtBrUdY&t=2m35s here]]''

--''{{Raocow}}'', off on one of his [[CloudCuckoolander usual]] [[TalkativeLoon tangents]], '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgWEtBrUdY&t=2m35s here]]'''

-> You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[CoolGun rifles]], [[TheArcher arrows]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rocks]] or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing [[{{BFS}} the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[OffWithHisHead chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!
-->-- ''TeamFortress2'', on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[{{Highlander}} lander]]

-> It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.
-> That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron.
-->-- '''{{Berserk}}''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer

->''A hit? To no effect? [[GonnaNeedMoreTrope I need a bigger sword]]!''
->--'''[[BoisterousBruiser M]][[ChaoticGood i]][[GentleGiant n]][[TheBigGuy s]][[CrazyAwesome c]]''', ''BaldursGate II''

->'''Angeal''': ''This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.''
->'''Zack''': ''Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?''
->--''CrisisCore: FinalFantasyVII'', on the Buster Sword

->'''Hippolyta''': And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?
->'''Artemis''': Sword? This is but my dagger.
->--''[[Film/WonderWoman Wonder Woman]]''
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-->-- TeamFortress2, on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[{{Highlander}} lander]]

-> That Thing was too big to be called a Sword, too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough , it was more like a large hunk of Iron.
-->-- '''{{Berserk}}'''

->'''Artemis''': I must confess, my queen. It feels like the first day of school.