History Quotes / AteHisGun

-->-- '''Bill Corbett''' on Johnny's suicide, ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', ''Film/TheRoom''

-->--'''"Red" Redding,''' about Warden Norton's suicide, ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''

->''I like to think that the last thing that went through [Warden Norton's] head, [[BlackComedy other than that bullet]], was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.''
-->--'''"Red" Redding,''' ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''

->Dwayne held the muzzle of his gun in his mouth for a while. He tasted oil. The gun was loaded and cocked. There were neat little metal packages containing charcoal, potassium nitrate and sulphur only inches from his brains. He had only to trip a lever, and the powder would turn to gas. The gas would blow a chunk of lead down a tube and through Dwayne's brains.
-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut''', ''Literature/BreakfastOfChampions''

->''"So an act of disrespect is justification for murder in your book, huh? I see now. You taught me a very important lesson... which is handy since you disrespected the life of that innocent old man. I took the liberty of changing one of your guns into your favorite snack. It's your last meal, Polpo. Hope you enjoy it."''

->''He married, of course. And inherited his millions. But the crash of '29 hit his interests hard, and he put a pistol in his mouth that year. Or so I read.''
-->-- '''Rose''', ''Film/Titanic1997'', about Cal Hockley

->''"Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right!"''

->''Dwayne held the muzzle of his gun in his mouth for a while. He tasted oil. The gun was loaded and cocked. There were neat little metal packages containing charcoal, potassium nitrate and sulphur only inches from his brains. He had only to trip a lever, and the powder would turn to gas. The gas would blow a chunk of lead down a tube and through Dwayne's brains.''

-->-- '''Giorno Giovanna's final musings about Polpo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind''

-->-- '''Giorno Giovanna's final musings about Polpo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo''

->''"When someone insults you, even murder is forgivable? I see. What you told me is very important... that you insulted that innocent old man's life. So I changed one of your guns into a banana. You should savor your last meal as best you can."''
-->-- '''A final note from Giorno Giovanna to Polpo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo''

-?''He married, of course. And inherited his millions. But the crash of '29 hit his interests hard, and he put a pistol in his mouth that year. Or so I read.''

-> ''I do not know how the hell ''Ride to Heck'' got cleared for release unless the entire QA team [[DrivenToSuicide simultaneously resigned]] to [[CringeComedy start a shotgun tasting business]].''

->''"I turned your gun into a banana. Enjoy your last meal."''
-->-- '''A note from Giorno to Polpo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo''

-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw]]''', in his ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''

-->--'''Creator/KurtVonnegut''', ''Literature/BreakfastOfChampions''

--> '''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', on his opponent UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

-->'''A note from Giorno to Polpo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure - Vento Aureo''

->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext I turned your gun into a banana.]] Enjoy your last meal."''

->''You wrote [[MeinKampf a little book]], got 'em fired up\\

--> '''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', on his opponent AdolfHitler

--> '''[[StarWars Darth Vader]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', on his opponent AdolfHitler