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** [[MechanicalLifeforms Centaurians are robotic in nature]] and have wheels built into them.
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** The aliens don't have DeliciousFruitPies. First Contact is salvaged by empty calories!
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** The aliens don't have DeliciousFruitPies.[[Advertising/HostessFruitPies delicious fruit pies]]. First Contact is salvaged by empty calories!
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* '''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow become a Kardashev Type IV civilization without ever discovering language.
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* '''Exaggerated''': '''Exaggerated''':
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow become a Kardashev Type IV civilization without ever discoveringlanguage.language.
** Centaurians are the race of [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien god-like beings,]] who never discovered fire and don't know the basics of mathemathics.
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow become a Kardashev Type IV civilization without ever discovering
** Centaurians are the race of [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien god-like beings,]] who never discovered fire and don't know the basics of mathemathics.
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** The Centaurian homeworld has a heavily rugged and mountainous terrain making invention of the wheel for transport impractical, so no-one thought to conceive of it.
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* '''Averted''': TechnologyLevels are in full effect; every alien race's tech is across the board either better or worse than ours.
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** TechnologyLevels are in full effect; every alien race's tech is across the board either better or worse than ours.
** TechnologyLevels are in full effect; every alien race's tech is across the board either better or worse than ours.
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** The aliens, while advanced, also have simple things in place, such as wheels.
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** The aliens don't invent porn, so they have no problem seeing naked people doing stuff.
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** [[InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien The Centaurians are inferior to humanity]], except for one advanced piece of technology.
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* '''Deconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
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* '''Deconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new The introduction proves of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
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* '''Played For Drama''': The While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve proves to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
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* '''Deconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
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* '''Deconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
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** If they have never discovered fire, their planet's atmosphere contains little or no oxygen.
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* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this far without wheels?"
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** "Just because we've never heard of a wheel - except from you - doesn't mean you're better, oxygen-breathers."
** "How have you advanced this far without
** "Just because we've never heard of a wheel - except from you - doesn't mean you're better, oxygen-breathers."
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** "CaptainsLog: Am descending to the planet's surface to initiate First Contact. Who knows what our races will have to teach each other? They may even lack some of the things we take most for granted. I've got 500 credits on the wheel, Science Officer Smug has fire, and Ensign Mickey is [[BoldlyComing hoping they haven't established the link between sex and pregnancy.]]"
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** "CaptainsLog: Am descending to the planet's surface to initiate First Contact. Who knows what our races will have to teach each other? They may even lack some of the things we take most for granted. I've got 500 credits on the wheel, Science Officer Smug has fire, and Ensign Mickey is [[BoldlyComing hoping they haven't established the link between sex and pregnancy.]]"
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* '''Discussed''': "CaptainsLog: Am descending to the planet's surface to initiate First Contact. Who knows what our races will have to teach each other? They may even lack some of the things we take most for granted. I've got 500 credits on the wheel, Science Officer Smug has fire, and Ensign Mickey is [[BoldlyComing hoping they haven't established the link between sex and pregnancy.]]"
* '''Discussed''': "CaptainsLog: Am descending to the planet's surface to initiate First Contact. Who knows what our races will have to teach each other? They may even lack some of the things we take most for granted. I've got 500 credits on the wheel, Science Officer Smug has fire, and Ensign Mickey is [[BoldlyComing hoping they haven't established the link between sex and pregnancy.]]"
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* '''Implied''': The Museum of Centaurian Inventions showcases the Centaurians' many technological wonders (including AntiGravity and intergalactic teleporters) but does not mention the wheel even once.
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* '''Implied''': The Museum of Centaurian Inventions showcases the Centaurians' many technological wonders (including AntiGravity and intergalactic teleporters) but does not makes no mention the wheel even once.of wheels or any wheeled vehicles.
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* '''Untwisted''': The Centaurians do not know what a wheel is. The human contact crew asks them about [[CallARabbitASmeerp "transportation discs"]], and the Centaurians still don't understand.
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* '''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us but never discovered electricity; something else drives their machines.
* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us but never discovered electricity; something else drives their machines.
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* '''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far become a Kardashev Type IV civilization without ever discovering language.
* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us in most ways, but have neverdiscovered harnessed electricity; something else drives powers their machines.equivalents of our electrical appliances.
* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us in most ways, but have never
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* '''Subverted''': A Centaurian archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
* '''Double Subverted''': He was lying, so that we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were superior to the Centaurian race in any way.
* '''Double Subverted''': He was lying, so that we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were superior to the Centaurian race in any way.
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* '''Subverted''': '''Subverted''':
** A Centaurian archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
** The Centaurians do not know what "wheels" are, and the humans assume that the Centaurians never invented the wheel. However, it turns out that the Centaurians have wheels but call them "circular mobility aids".
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** He was lying, so that we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were superior to the Centaurian race in anyway.way.
** But then it turns out they're missing something else.
** A Centaurian archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
** The Centaurians do not know what "wheels" are, and the humans assume that the Centaurians never invented the wheel. However, it turns out that the Centaurians have wheels but call them "circular mobility aids".
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** He was lying, so that we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were superior to the Centaurian race in any
** But then it turns out they're missing something else.
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** The aliens don't have DeliciousFruitPies. First contact is salvaged by empty calories!
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** The aliens don't have DeliciousFruitPies. First contact Contact is salvaged by empty calories!
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** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
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* '''Exaggerated''':
**'''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
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** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
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** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
** InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: the ''only'' high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that they're entirely inferior to humanity.
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* '''Exaggerated''':
**'''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
** InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: the ''only'' high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that they're entirely inferior to humanity.language.
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** InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: the ''only'' high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that they're entirely inferior to humanity.
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** [[InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien The only high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that, they're entirely inferior to humanity.]]
** [[InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien The only high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that, they're entirely inferior to humanity.]]
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* '''Double Subverted''': He was lying, so we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were better than them in any way.
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* '''Double Subverted''': He was lying, so that we [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were better than them superior to the Centaurian race in any way.
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* '''Averted''': TechnologyLevels are in full effect; the aliens' tech is across the board either better or worse than ours.
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* '''Averted''': TechnologyLevels are in full effect; the aliens' every alien race's tech is across the board either better or worse than ours.
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* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this far without wheels?
* '''Invoked''': Both civilisations were created and guided by aeons-old {{Precursors}} to settle a bet as to what's better - the wheel, or the leehw.
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* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this far without wheels?
wheels?"
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** Both civilisations were created and guided by aeons-old {{Precursors}} to settle a bet as to what's better - the wheel, or theleehw.leehw.
** When the Centaurians invent hover-tech, they stop using wheels. They then decide to [[UnPerson erase all evidence that they ever had wheels]], just to screw with other civilizations.
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** Both civilisations were created and guided by aeons-old {{Precursors}} to settle a bet as to what's better - the wheel, or the
** When the Centaurians invent hover-tech, they stop using wheels. They then decide to [[UnPerson erase all evidence that they ever had wheels]], just to screw with other civilizations.
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* '''Defied''': "Why do you insist on trying to find the technologies we don't share? Face it, we're just ''[[SpaceElves better]]'' than you."
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* '''Defied''': '''Defied''':
** "Why do you insist on trying to find the technologies we don't share? Face it, we're just ''[[SpaceElves better]]'' than you.""
** The Centaurians want to be considered superior to all other races, so they spy on all other intelligent life that they are within reach of, and do their research to ensure that they have every invention in the universe including simple and unnecessary ones.
** "Why do you insist on trying to find the technologies we don't share? Face it, we're just ''[[SpaceElves better]]'' than you.
** The Centaurians want to be considered superior to all other races, so they spy on all other intelligent life that they are within reach of, and do their research to ensure that they have every invention in the universe including simple and unnecessary ones.
* '''Implied''': The Museum of Centaurian Inventions showcases the Centaurians' many technological wonders (including AntiGravity and intergalactic teleporters) but does not mention the wheel even once.
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** If they have never discovered fire, their planet's atmosphere contains no oxygen.
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* '''Subverted''': An archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
* '''Double Subverted''': He was just showing off so we jumped-monkeys wouldn't think we were better than them in any way.
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* '''Subverted''': An A Centaurian archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
* '''Double Subverted''': He wasjust showing off lying, so we jumped-monkeys [[CallAHumanAMeatbag "jumped-monkeys"]] wouldn't think we were better than them in any way.
* '''Double Subverted''': He was
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** They're a WitchSpecies, and ''all'' mechanical technology is redundant.
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** They're a WitchSpecies, and ''all'' mechanical technology is redundant. redundant.
** If they don't have a language, they could be telepathic.
** If they don't have a language, they could be telepathic.
* '''Played For Laughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
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* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Played For Laughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
* '''Played For Laughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
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* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays. \n* '''Played For Laughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.\n* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
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Can you believe that the Centaurian's version of Tv-Tropes doesn't have [[AliensNeverInventedTheWheel links to return to the main page?!]]
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* '''Zig Zagged''': TechnologyLevels are thrown out of the window - the alien civilisation has some technology that vastly outstrips our own, some that is about our level, and some that even cavemen would sneer at.
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* '''Zig Zagged''': TechnologyLevels are thrown out of the window - the alien civilisation civilization has some technology that vastly outstrips our own, some that is about our level, and some that even cavemen would sneer at.
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* '''Enforced''': The portrayal of futuristic civilisations using hover-tech for MundaneUtility where wheels would be more efficient is a pet peeve of the author, so she works a [[VoodooShark parodic explanation]] into her alien culture.
* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this far wihout wheels?
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* '''Enforced''': The portrayal of futuristic civilisations civilizations using hover-tech for MundaneUtility where wheels would be more efficient is a pet peeve of the author, so she works a [[VoodooShark parodic explanation]] into her alien culture.
* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this farwihout without wheels?
* '''Lampshaded''': "How have you advanced this far
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* '''Exploited''': A ProudMerchantRace specialises in making FirstContact, identifying that world's unique techs, jumping on the Galactic Patent Rights and selling them to worlds that don't have them.
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* '''Exploited''': A ProudMerchantRace specialises specializes in making FirstContact, identifying that world's unique techs, jumping on the Galactic Patent Rights and selling them to worlds that don't have them.
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* '''Deconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilisation, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
* '''Reconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
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* '''Deconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilisation, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''':While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.war.
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''':
* '''Reconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilization, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
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* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact so heavily regulated.
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* '''Played For Drama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact is so heavily regulated.
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* '''Straight''': The Centaurians have achieved interstellar travel but have never seen a wheel before.
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* '''Straight''': '''Straight''':
** The Centaurians have achieved interstellar travel but have never seen a wheel before.
** The Centaurians have achieved interstellar travel but have never seen a wheel before.
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* '''Inverted''': They think its a joke that we never discovered AntiGravity, when the necessary tools are perfectly available to us.
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** They thinkits it's a joke that we never discovered AntiGravity, when the necessary tools are perfectly available to us.
** They think
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* '''Parodied''': Following a WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discussion, the Centaurians question every concept the humans mention, until they cotton on that the aliens are screwing with them.
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* '''Parodied''': '''Parodied''':
** Following a WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discussion, the Centaurians question every concept the humans mention, until they cotton on that the aliens are screwing with them.
** Following a WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discussion, the Centaurians question every concept the humans mention, until they cotton on that the aliens are screwing with them.
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* '''PlayedForDrama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact so heavily regulated.
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* '''PlayedForLaughs''': '''Played For Laughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
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** The aliens don't have DeliciousFruitPies. First contact is salvaged by empty calories!
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** Even though they have AnitGravity, the Centaurians tend to prefer wheeled ground vehicles for whatever reason.
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** Even though they have AnitGravity, AntiGravity, the Centaurians tend to prefer wheeled ground vehicles for whatever reason.reason (though if one's tires are too large and elaborate, the others may suggest he's CompensatingForSomething).
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* '''Straight''': The Centaurians have achieved interstellar travel but have never seen a wheel before.
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* '''Straight''': The Centaurians have achieved interstellar travel but have never seen a wheel before. before.
** There is no Centaurian alphabet. All information is relayed verbally or through non-standardized pictographs.
** There is no Centaurian alphabet. All information is relayed verbally or through non-standardized pictographs.
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* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us but never discovered electricity.
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* '''Downplayed''': The Centaurians are more advanced than us but never discovered electricity.electricity; something else drives their machines.
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** Even though they have AnitGravity, the Centaurians tend to prefer wheeled ground vehicles for whatever reason.
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* '''Deconstructed''': The introduction is revolutionary, as any new technology is, but it's shown to be no worse than any native breakthrough. While the human high command discipline the contact crew for breaking the rules, and the alien ruling elite are predicting the downfall of their civilisation, the Centaurian on the street loves the wheel and is grateful to humanity for its introduction, seeing the elite as closed-minded traditionalists devoted to the GoodOldWays.
* '''Reconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
* '''PlayedForLaughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
* '''PlayedForDrama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact so heavily regulated.
* '''Reconstructed''': While the Centaurians may have been missing some human inventions, over the centuries they'd achieved a utopian technological stasis, and the planet was at peace. This simple new introduction proves to be the straw to break the camel's back, and throws the whole world into war.
* '''PlayedForLaughs''': Finding out they've never heard of a "wheel", Ensign Mickey sees an opportunity for profit, and introduces them to... roulette.
* '''PlayedForDrama''': The introduction of a paradigm-shifting technology overnight has unintended consequences, which serve to show exactly why First Contact so heavily regulated.
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* '''Exaggerated''': The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
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* '''Exaggerated''': '''Exaggerated''':
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
** The superintelligent Centaurians have somehow come this far without discovering language.
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* '''Justified''': They discovered the technology for AntiGravity while still in the stone age. Wheels were never necessary.
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* '''Justified''': '''Justified''':
** They discovered the technology for AntiGravity while still in the stone age. Wheels were never necessary.
** They discovered the technology for AntiGravity while still in the stone age. Wheels were never necessary.
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* '''Enforced''': ???The portrayal of futuristic civilisations using hover-tech for MundaneUtility where wheels would be more efficient is a pet peeve of the author, so she works a [[VoodooShark parodic explanation]] into her alien culture.
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** InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: the ''only'' high tech the Centaurians have is space travel; apart from that they're entirely inferior to humanity.
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An archaeologist reveals that the Centaurians once had wheels, but they've advanced so far since then that nowadays the average citizen knows as much about them as we do about flint-knapping.
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He was just showing off so we jumped-monkeys wouldn't think we were better than them in any way.
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Following a WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discussion, the Centaurians question every concept the humans mention, until they cotton on that the aliens are screwing with them.
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TechnologyLevels are thrown out of the window - the alien civilisation has some technology that vastly outstrips our own, some that is about our level, and some that even cavemen would sneer at.
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"How have you advanced this far wihout wheels?
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Both civilisations were created and guided by aeons-old {{Precursors}} to settle a bet as to what's better - the wheel, or the leehw.
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A ProudMerchantRace specialises in making FirstContact, identifying that world's unique techs, jumping on the Galactic Patent Rights and selling them to worlds that don't have them.
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"Why do you insist on trying to find the technologies we don't share? Face it, we're just ''[[SpaceElves better]]'' than you."
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"CaptainsLog: Am descending to the planet's surface to initiate First Contact. Who knows what our races will have to teach each other? They may even lack some of the things we take most for granted. I've got 500 credits on the wheel, Science Officer Smug has fire, and Ensign Mickey is [[BoldlyComing hoping they haven't established the link between sex and pregnancy.]]"
* '''Conversed''':???"How could they have cogs and rotors but not wheels? How big a mental leap is that?"
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