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* ''{{Community}}'': Pierce's retort to Annie standing up for Greendale.

* [[MazingerZ Mazinger's]] Kouji Kabuto has this thrown at him by his little brother after spending just a little too much time gushing over a new support unit for the Mazinger. Kouji's reply is along the lines of a not entirely sarcastic "maybe I will," much to the annoyance of [[{{Tsundere}} Sayaka]].

* Used in a flashback in ''WebOriginal/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.

* ''HappyTreeFriends'' - "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOSCwu8I6Y A Sucker for Love (Part Two)]]". To sum it up briefly, it's like the DaydreamSurprise from "[[SpongebobSquarepants Just One Bite]]" lasted the entire episode.

* ''HappyTreeFriends'' - "A Sucker for Love Part Two". During Valentine's Day, Nutty the candy-obsessed squirrel eyes a box of chocolates sitting on display in the candy shop. Then almost the entire episode is introduced to Nutty's imagination, where he dates the box of chocolates, makes it breakfast, gets it pregnant and has a small box of chocolates as children. The sequence takes an even weirder turn when Nutty spots Lumpy the Moose (now a mailman) having an affair with the box of chocolates, and he becomes angry and jealous. Then the scene shifts to him in jail. He walks to the visiting area, where box of chocolates seemingly has a dent on its side (possibly from being beaten by Nutty in his rage from its affair with Lumpy). When He's finally released from jail, Nutty kisses the box of chocolates waiting for him. The scene finally cuts to Nutty and the box of chocolates, who are now old and on rocking chairs. The box of chocolates has a heart attack and dies. Before returning to reality, the elderly Nutty stands in the rain at the box of chocolate's grave. In short, it's like the DaydreamSurprise from "[[SpongebobSquarepants Just One Bite]]" lasted the entire episode.

* ''HappyTreeFriends'' - A Sucker for Love Part Two. During Valentine's Day, Nutty the candy-obsessed squirrel eyes a box of chocolates sitting on display in the candy shop. Then almost the entire episode is introduced to Nutty's imagination, where he dates the box of chocolates, makes it breakfast, gets it pregnant and has a small box of chocolates as children. The sequence takes an even weirder turn when Nutty spots Lumpy the Moose (now a mailman) having an affair with the box of chocolates, and he becomes angry and jealous. Then the scene shifts to him in jail. He walks to the visiting area, where box of chocolates seemingly has a dent on its side (possibly from being beaten by Nutty in his rage from its affair with Lumpy). When He's finally released from jail, Nutty kisses the box of chocolates waiting for him. The scene finally cuts to Nutty and the box of chocolates, who are now old and on rocking chairs. The box of chocolates has a heart attack and dies. Before returning to reality, the elderly Nutty stands in the rain at the box of chocolate's grave. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwV0kd6MwA.

* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': Katara once accused Toph of this towards Sokka.

* In Shakespeare's ''AMidsummerNightsDream'', Hermia's father Egeus is trying to force her to marry Demetrius. Her lover Lysander tells Demetrius that if Egeus thinks he's so great, "Do you marry him!" making this OlderThanSteam.

* A variation in the film ''[[TheCourtJester The Court Jester]]'':

* In an episode of ''ArrestedDevelopment'', George Sr. enjoys an ice cream sandwich whilst in prision. Later in the episode, Michael walks in on Lucille screaming into the phone: "Well, why don't you ''marry'' an ice cream sandwich?" As it turns out, [[BlatantLies she was talking to Gob.]]

** In ''{{Disgaea 2}}'', Rozalin regularly insists that Adell [[BloodKnight enjoys fighting]] just ''way'' too much for it not be a fetish.

* [[{{ptitleolsdue4jfzga}} Tracy Jordan]] likes ''{{Halo}}'' so much, he wants to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

* A version of this trope appeared on ''{{House}}'' when a gay man with HIV wanted House to diagnose him (thinking he had something else in addition to the HIV).

--> -- '''GLaDOS''', ''{{Portal}}''

--> -- '''Cave Johnson''', ''{{Portal 2}}''

* Our chief DeadpanSnarker in ''{{Portal}}'', GLaDOS, even stoops to this when the player is holding on of her fallen personality cores, as quoted above.

-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': We're about to recover my [[CoolStarhip dreadnought]]. My beautiful, precious dreadnought.

-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': We're about to recover my dreadnought. My beautiful, precious dreadnought.

-->'''Pete/R2-D2''': Hey, I'm a droid. I've thought about it.

-->'''Sally/C-3P0''': Ewwww.

* Toyed with on ''VentureBros'' when Jonas Venture Jnr. reveals his [[WaveMotionGun secret weapon]]:

* In an episode of ''ArrestedDevelopment'', George Sr. enjoys an ice cream sandwich whilst in prision. Later in the episode, Michael walks in on Lucille screaming into the phone: "Well, why don't you ''marry'' an ice cream sandwich?" As it turns out, [[SubvertedTrope she was talking to Gob.]]

* Used so hilariously in the ''{{Animaniacs}}'' episode "Balony and Kids", a spoof on Barney and Kids.

* Yami mocking Kaiba for his "dragon fetish" in episode 14 of ''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''. Considering he has a dragon-shaped jet, I'm inclined to agree. Then there's the whole thing with Kisara... [[hottip:*:[[WordofGod Takahashi]] has stated that Kaiba's fixation with the Blue Eyes is meant to reflect Priest Seto's relationship with Kisara, although Kaiba's conscious/stated reason is that the BEWD is one of the cornerstones of his absolute beatdown strategy, especially in that no stronger card without adverse summoning conditions or effects existed, nor were any other copies accessible, thereby giving Kaiba a near-monopoly on beatdown.]]

->[[AC:Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"]]

Say someone is talking about their stamp collection, and you get sick of it and say, "[[{{ptitle1yvo8o1a5ltl}} Why Don't You Marry It?]]" Or say, "You have a stamp fetish?"

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