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* The anthropomorphic rooster Alan-a-Dale (voiced by Roger Miller) acts as the narrator and occasional participant in the action of Disney's ''Disney/RobinHood''. As he himself puts it:
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* The nameless bard in ''Discworld/TheLastHero''. It's not clear whether he was one before he got shanghai'd by the Grey Horde, but at the end of the story it's implied that he'd be singing their saga all over the Disc.
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* The nameless bard in ''Discworld/TheLastHero''.''Literature/TheLastHero''. It's not clear whether he was one before he got shanghai'd by the Grey Horde, but at the end of the story it's implied that he'd be singing their saga all over the Disc.
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* Bards can be this in the ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'' series, but due to superior training and a touch of MagicMusic, they are seldom allowed to be just entertainment. Ordinary traveling minstrels wander The 'Verse, occasionally writing songs about the protagonists (to their embarrassment and/or irritation).
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* Bards can be this in the ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'' series, but due to superior training and a touch of MagicMusic, they are seldom allowed to be just entertainment. Ordinary traveling minstrels wander The 'Verse, occasionally writing songs about the protagonists (to their embarrassment and/or irritation). Heralds with any musical talent will sometimes go undercover as these; at least one Bardic trainee was Chosen by a Companion late in his training and could go undercover as a full Bard.
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* Jaskier (known as Dandelion in other English media) from ''Series/{{The Witcher|2019}}'' is a world-famous bard who often travels with the titular hero, Geralt of Rivia, and serves as his hype man. Composing the series' signature EarWorm "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" at the end of his first episode.
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* Jaskier (known as Dandelion in other English media) from ''Series/{{The Witcher|2019}}'' is a world-famous bard who often travels with the titular hero, Geralt of Rivia, and serves as his hype man. Composing He composes the series' signature EarWorm "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" at the end of his first episode.
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* Leliana from ''Franchise/DragonAge'', at least in her life before the Chantry. Of course, "bards" are more often than not professional spies, but their job still involves considerable amounts of musical entertainment. In Orlais it apparently adds spice to a party to know that the performing bard might be spying on you, or planning to assassinate you. Appropriately for a bard, Leliana is the most GenreSavvy person in your party.
** ''Videogame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has '''Zither!''' the Virtuoso. He's more of a traditional RPG bard as a magic-casting musician. Originally announced as an April Fools joke, he was eventually made an actual playable character in multiplayer via DLC. There's also Maryden Halewell, a perfectly normal minstrel who performs in every tavern in the game.
** ''Videogame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has '''Zither!''' the Virtuoso. He's more of a traditional RPG bard as a magic-casting musician. Originally announced as an April Fools joke, he was eventually made an actual playable character in multiplayer via DLC. There's also Maryden Halewell, a perfectly normal minstrel who performs in every tavern in the game.
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* Leliana from ''Franchise/DragonAge'', at least in her life before the Chantry. Of course, "bards" are more often than not professional spies, but their job still involves considerable amounts of musical entertainment. In Orlais Orlais, it apparently adds spice to a party to know that the performing bard might be spying on you, or planning to assassinate you. Appropriately for a bard, Leliana is the most GenreSavvy person in your party.
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* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' has Talsgar the Wanderer, an NPC bard who you may encounter out on the road or in taverns. Pay him a bit of coin and he'll sing you a song.
* ''[[VideoGame/EuropaUniversalis Europa Universalis IV]]'' has a random event in which you're informed of the growing fame of a wandering minstrel. You have the choice of bringing them to your court and hiring them as an adviser, or letting them go where their heart desires, which increases the stability of your nation. The latter is almost always the better choice. Wander on, you crazy minstrel.
* ''[[VideoGame/EuropaUniversalis Europa Universalis IV]]'' has a random event in which you're informed of the growing fame of a wandering minstrel. You have the choice of bringing them to your court and hiring them as an adviser, or letting them go where their heart desires, which increases the stability of your nation. The latter is almost always the better choice. Wander on, you crazy minstrel.
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* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' has Talsgar the Wanderer, an NPC bard who whom you may encounter out on the road or in taverns. Pay him a bit of coin and he'll sing you a song.
** The taverns in major cities also employ bards, thereby removing the 'wandering' part of their job description, and you can enroll as a student in the Bards' College yourself (though you'll never actually do any studying). If the ''Hearthfire'' DLC is installed, you can also hire bards to become resident musicians at any of the three homes you can build.
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** The taverns in major cities also employ bards, thereby removing the 'wandering' part of their job description, and you can enroll as a student in the Bards' College yourself (though you'll never actually do any studying). If the ''Hearthfire'' DLC is installed, you can also hire bards to become resident musicians at any of the three homes you can build.
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* The singing nomads the [=GAang=] encounters in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' are half wandering minstrels, half {{New Age Retro Hippie}}s [[note]]Secret tunnel! "Secret tunnel!"[[/note]].
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* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}}'' episode "Robbin Juice of Sherweird Forest" introduces Alan Airedale, a lute-playing dog who sings about Beetlejuice's antics throughout the show. He even invokes the trope when he introduces himself, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel."
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-->My name is Alan Airedale, and I'm a wand'ring minstreeeel;\\
I'm here to tell your story in song... but I can't think of anything that rhymes with minstreeeel.
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* ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfPrydain'' have Fflewddur Fflam, an inept minstrel whose lute snaps a string whenever he tells a lie. On the other hand, he's a surprisingly badass fighter. It turns out he's also a minor king.
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* Jaskier (known as Dandelion in other media) from ''Series/TheWitcher2019'' is a world-famous bard who often travels with the titular hero, Geralt of Rivia, and serves as his hype man.
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* Jaskier (known as Dandelion in other English media) from ''Series/TheWitcher2019'' ''Series/{{The Witcher|2019}}'' is a world-famous bard who often travels with the titular hero, Geralt of Rivia, and serves as his hype man.man. Composing the series' signature EarWorm "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" at the end of his first episode.
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If a Wandering Minstrel is very lucky and very good, he can get a settled job as a court bard in a StandardRoyalCourt (see also TheJester). If unlucky, stuck as a StreetMusician. If exceptionally unlucky, one step above [[EveryoneHatesMimes street mime]] (with a similar level of hate from people in general). A particularly adventurous minstrel may join up with a HeroicArchetype as their personal TagalongChronicler.
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If a Wandering Minstrel is very lucky and very good, he can get a settled job as a court bard in a StandardRoyalCourt (see also TheJester). If unlucky, stuck as a StreetMusician. If exceptionally unlucky, one step above [[EveryoneHatesMimes street mime]] (with a similar level of hate from people in general). A particularly adventurous minstrel may join up with a HeroicArchetype TheHero as their personal TagalongChronicler.
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* Merlow of ''Webcomic/CourtOfRoses'' is first encourntered [[http://courtofroses.spiderforest.com/index.php?comic_id=1 wandering from town to town playing his bagpipes]]. The other four bards also appear to be travelers to an extent as well.
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* The singing nomads the [=GAang=] encounters in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' are half wandering minstrels, half {{New Age Retro Hippie}}s [[note]][[EarWorm Secret tunnel! "Secret tunnel!"]][[/note]].
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* ''Literature/VillainsByNecessity'': Robin, who uses his profession as cover to spy on the villains, using as justification the fact that there aren't many adventurers left, and he wants to write a ballad about them.
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* Wandering minstrels infest the streets in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', and they're always pestering people ([[PlayerCharacter Ezio]] in particular) for money.
** In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations'' Ezio is utterly delighted when he discovers that a party he needs to infiltrate hired some italian minstrels as entertainers. He gleefully [[MuggedForDisguise beats them up for their outfits]] and spends the rest of the mission [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4Aek5X4CM singing little ditties]] [[TakeThat lampooning]] the enemies and [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall annoyances]] from his earlier games.
-->''I am a tactless minstrel,\\
** In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations'' Ezio is utterly delighted when he discovers that a party he needs to infiltrate hired some italian minstrels as entertainers. He gleefully [[MuggedForDisguise beats them up for their outfits]] and spends the rest of the mission [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4Aek5X4CM singing little ditties]] [[TakeThat lampooning]] the enemies and [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall annoyances]] from his earlier games.
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money. They can also be found in the streets of Rome in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'', but they are much less numerous due to now sharing the [[invoked]]GoddamnBats spot with groups of female beggars.
** In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations'' Ezio is utterly delighted when he discovers that a party he needs to infiltrate hired someitalian Italian minstrels as entertainers. He gleefully [[invoked]][[TakeThatScrappy gleefully]] [[MuggedForDisguise beats them up for their outfits]] and spends the rest of the mission [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4Aek5X4CM singing little ditties]] [[TakeThat lampooning]] the enemies he fought in the previous games and the [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall annoyances]] from his earlier said games.
-->''I --->''I am a tactless minstrel,\\
** In ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations'' Ezio is utterly delighted when he discovers that a party he needs to infiltrate hired some
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even come remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; Symon Silvertongue ends up almost certainly dead ''and'' very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his new, dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). It's not clear what has happened to Manse Rayder under his cover of "Abel the Bard", but... it's unlikely to have been (or currently be) a barrel of fun: sieges and high politics almost never are. Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws in the Riverlands would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive long enough to get brainwashed and passed along to the Faith)...]] The short version: you're rather better off taking an entertainment career as a mime, mummer or fool than as a musician in Westeros; wandering or not.
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** ''Videogame/DragonAgeInquisition'' has '''Zither!''' the Virtuoso. He's more of a traditional RPG bard as a magic-casting musician. Originally announced as an April Fools joke, he was eventually made an actual playable character in multiplayer via DLC.
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* On ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'', during a MedievalEuropeanFantasy sequence, Rowlf took the role until Piggy could take no more of his music.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even come remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; Symon Silvertongue ends up almost certainly dead ''and'' very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his new, dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). It's not clear what has happened to Manse Rayder under his cover of "Bael the Bard", but... it's unlikely to have been (or be) a barrel of fun: sieges and high politics never are. Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] The short version: you're rather better off taking an entertainment career as a mime, mummer or fool than a bard in Westeros; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even come remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; Symon Silvertongue ends up almost certainly dead ''and'' very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his new, dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). It's not clear what has happened to Manse Rayder under his cover of "Bael "Abel the Bard", but... it's unlikely to have been (or currently be) a barrel of fun: sieges and high politics almost never are. Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws in the Riverlands would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...long enough to get brainwashed and passed along to the Faith)...]] The short version: you're rather better off taking an entertainment career as a mime, mummer or fool than as a bard musician in Westeros; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even comes come remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; Symon Silvertongue ends up almost certainly dead and ''and'' very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his new, dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). ''quick''). It's not clear what has happened to Manse Rayder under his cover of "Bael the Bard", but... it's unlikely to have been (or be) a barrel of fun: sieges and high politics never are. Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: The short version: you're rather better off being taking an entertainment career as a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; bard in Westeros; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their living by whatever means they can: fair or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom come armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation...organisation/ network... well... they really aren't organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their living livings by whatever means they can: fair means or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to either ironic or just plain sticky ends when their ambitions even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive crowd-pleasing, but subversive, song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to the murder of his dream patron, Lysa Arryn, which then ensures his own judicial murder; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch seeking fame and fortune far from the Wall (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation -- they really aren't organised and you can forget ethics; they're all individuals out to make their living by whatever means they can. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to ironic or just plain sticky ends when ambition even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned), all of whom armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events to music (be said events current, historical, legendary or merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation -- organisation... well... they really aren't organised organised, and you can forget journalistic ethics; they're all individuals out to make their living by whatever means they can. can: fair or foul. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to ironic or just plain sticky ends when ambition their ambitions even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where the ladies are concerned, and armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events (either current, historical or legendary) to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals (especially where the ladies are concerned, and concerned), all of whom armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events (either to music (be said events current, historical historical, legendary or legendary) merely rumour). As the equivalent of the Westerosi news organisation -- they really aren't organised and you can forget ethics; they're all individuals out to music. make their living by whatever means they can. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to ironic or just plain sticky ends.ends when ambition even comes remotely near to getting them what they think they want. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where ladies are concerned and a stunning ability to mangle events either current or historic to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder, Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where the ladies are concerned concerned, and armed with a stunning ability to completely mangle events either current (either current, historical or historic legendary) to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, Robert; [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder, murder; Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Tyrion; Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time time, the poor bugger (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where ladies are concerned and a stunning ability to mangle events either current or historic to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a couple week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder, Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where ladies are concerned and a stunning ability to mangle events either current or historic to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a couple week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder, Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where ladies are concerned and a stunning ability to mangle events either current or historic to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder, Symon Silvertongue ends up in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch. Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws isn't long either. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' has several, often portrayed as handsome lads of dubious morals where ladies are concerned and a stunning ability to mangle events either current or historic to music. And, it seems almost a RunningGag for them to come to sticky ends. A nameless singer is mutilated on the orders of King Joffrey for a subversive song about Queen Cersei and the late King Robert, [[spoiler:Marillion is tortured for at least a couple week into falsely confessing to Lysa Arryn's murder which then ensures his own judicial murder, Symon Silvertongue ends up dead and very likely in a pot of stew after trying to blackmail Tyrion, Dareon is murdered by Arya Stark after he deserts from the Nights Watch. Watch (at least it was ''quick''). Tom of Sevens is still alive, but his life expectancy as a spy for a gang of notorious outlaws isn't long either. would make an actuary inhale like a plumber seeing a challenging job. The Blue Bard is currently too crazy and under a constant watch to manage his own suicide after disfiguring torture at the hands of both [[MadDoctor Qyburn]] and the [[ChurchMilitant Faith]] for a fair amount of time (Hamish the Harper would be in the same position, except Qyburn couldn't keep the much older singer alive)...alive for very long)...]] In short: you're rather better off being a mime, mummer or fool than a bard; wandering or not.
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* ''Anime/QueensBlade'' Grimoire has Despina, who is an Expy to ''Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin''. She use to be a ratter, but she became the Demon of Winter's first in command, and now uses her horn to enthrall beautiful women using her [[MindControlMusic horn]].
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* ''Anime/QueensBlade'' Grimoire has Despina, who is an Expy to ''Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin''. She use used to be a ratter, but she became the Demon of Winter's first in command, and now uses her horn to enthrall beautiful women using her [[MindControlMusic horn]].
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**Yoshi-P himself will sometimes hop onto the servers during special events like E3 on a character identical to the Wandering Minstrel NPC (usually named something like Yoshida Eee), wearing special gear that, while a recolor of the standard bard gear, is not available to players (Though one can try it on in the dressing room by inspecting him), and he may actually not be be a bard. (That said it's been hinted over the years that Yoshi-p's personal character to actually play the game is Female Lalafell Black Mage and thus not actually making him a member of this trope.)
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Not to be confused with QuirkyBard or [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare The Bard]]; and ''especially'' not with MinstrelShows.
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Compare with TheBard. Not to be confused with QuirkyBard or [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare The Bard]]; Bard of Avon]]; and ''especially'' not with MinstrelShows.