History Main / PornStache

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U Gunther]]. "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Ooooh, you touch my tralala.../Ooooh, my dingdingdong...]]" Seeing the Europop he was parodying at the time, he was most likely trying to be as outrageously pornish as possible.

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty 4's'' Captain Price.

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** TheUnnamed corporate hitman in the two-parter "Tempus Fugit" and "Max" has one. Unfortunately his demise at the hands of alien abductors prevented fans from adding "[[FanNickname Porn Stache Man]]" to X Files' list of nameless bad guys.
** Various police officers who were somehow part of several of the Agents' investigations. For instance in "Wetwired" or in "Chinga".

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'': Chick Hicks' grille gives him the appearance of having a sleazy mustache.

* [[Music/{{Rush}} Neil Peart]] had one from 1975 to 1979/80.

* Taking it's cues from ''Film/ANewHope'', several specimens are seen through the course of ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', with Admiral Konstantine giving one plenty of screen time.

** ''Meet The Talking Car'', an old children's safety PSA, gives one of these to one of the cars. The car in question seems peculiarly affable towards children, claims to have known quite a few boys in girls "in my day", and adds that they are good.

* Rivers Cuomo, the lead vocalist of Music/{{Weezer}}, during the ''Red Album'' days.

%%* The cowboy, {{leatherman}} and construction worker in Music/TheVillagePeople all sport these.

* Tony Stark in the '90s animated version of ''WesternAnimation/IronMan''. The mullet doesn't help.

* Tom Selleck, of ''Series/MagnumPI'' fame.
* Tom Selleck also sports one when he plays Monica's boyfriend Richard on ''Series/{{Friends}}''... it's pretty conspicuous. He later appears without it and just looks........[[YouDontLookLikeYou wrong]].
%%* Earl from ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''.

%%* [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Anthony Kiedis]] adopted one in 2011.

* Admiral Mecklinger from ''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes''.

** Former Trump Administration lawyer Ty Cobb, lovingly described as a "novelty popcorn salesman" and "typewriter that magically came to life" by Twitter.

* Uh, [[http://www.80stees.com/products/Mustache-Sesame-Street-T-Shirt.asp this]] ''Series/SesameStreet'' shirt.

* The guy from the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=332SioWpxUg 21st Century Insurance]] commercials

** Burt Reynolds.
** Creator/TomSelleck

* Dum Dum-Dugan from ''ComicBook/HowlingCommandos''’s defining trait is his porn-stache. Neil [=McDonough=] who played Dugan in the MCU managed to pull it off wonderfully (see below in film).

* ''Film/ANewHope'' has Luke's friend [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/0/00/BiggsHS-ANH.png/revision/latest?cb=20130305010406 Biggs Darklighter.]] Few humans in that 'verse aren't clean-shaven.

* [[spoiler:Till Lindemann]] sports one in the Music/{{Rammstein}} video ''Haifisch'' as he [[spoiler: mails a postcard to the rest of the band, letting them know he's alive]].
* Music/CarlosSantana

* Music/JimCroce
* Music/{{Yanni}}, before he shaved it off.
* Music/ScatmanJohn.
* [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Anthony Kiedis]] adopted one in 2011.
* The cowboy, {{leatherman}} and construction worker in Music/TheVillagePeople all sport these.

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* Anthony in ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse''. It earned him one of his {{Fan Nickname}}s.
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* Green Machine from ''Pinball/BanzaiRun'' has one.
* Seen on all of the men in ''Pinball/FutureSpa''.
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* ''In The Cut'' has Mark Ruffalo's ridiculous 'stache.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U Gunther]]. "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Ooooh, you touch my tralala.../Ooooh, my dingdingdong...]]"

* Valant Gramarye in ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney'' grows one when he gets older. It's supposed to make him look more mature than his younger self, but since he spends his time hanging around his old friend's fifteen-year-old daughter, it has some, ah, [[{{Ephebophile}} unfortunate implications]].

* Wash from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' has one in a flashback. Zoe comments that there's "something" she doesn't like about him. Since they eventually get married and he's cleanshaven in the rest of the series, presumably the lady just doesn't like porn staches. One of the novels has her pretty much staying as much. Of course, then there's the blooper version of that scene where both Zoe and Mal are also wearing porn staches....

* Wash from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' has one in a flashback. Zoe comments that there's "something" she doesn't like about him. Since they eventually get married and he's cleanshaven in the rest of the series, presumably the lady just doesn't like porn staches. Of course, then there's the blooper version of that scene where both Zoe and Mal are also wearing porn staches....

* Dum-Dum Dugan has an epically large porn stache in ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''. It's pretty [[BadassMustache badass]].

Compare with BadassMustache. JustForFun/NotToBeConfusedWith a PornStash. If you try hiding your stash in your 'stache, it will hurt like the dickens, unless your 'stache is HairyHammerspace.

* Historial and political figures:

* ''Franchise/DragonBall''

** Mr. Satan

* George Joestar I, the father of Jonathan Joestar (the 1st protagonist of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'').

* ''Film/ANewHope'' has Luke's friend [[http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4452/blz05.jpg Biggs Darklighter.]] Few humans in that 'verse aren't clean-shaven.