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** Toph doesn't "buy it" as in believing it. She's telling [[spoiler:Azula]] that she can tell when people are lying so [[spoiler: she better not lie to them about where the Fire Lord is]]. Toph just can't tell the lie from her normal methods (heart rate speeding up, ect)
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* Another political example: "I did not have sexual relations with that women." (Clinton) Although that could qualify as a JediTruth, because he was only counting vaginal intercourse as 'sexual relations'.

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* Another political example: "I did not have sexual relations with that women." (Clinton) Although that could qualify as a JediTruth, because he was only counting vaginal intercourse as 'sexual relations'.the court's definition of the term "sexual relations" did not include ''receiving'' oral sex.
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** Non-"Sunnydale Syndrome" example: during the episode where Buffy turns invisible, Xander goes to Spike for information and walks in on the two of them having sex. Spike's explanation is that he's exercising...naked...in bed. Xander seems to buy it, possibly for the sake of his sanity. "You know, jokes aside, [[YouNeedToGetLaid you really should get a girlfriend]]."

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** Non-"Sunnydale Syndrome" Non-"{{Sunnydale Syndrome}}" example: during the episode where Buffy turns invisible, Xander goes to Spike for information and walks in on the two of them having sex. Spike's explanation is that he's exercising...naked...in bed. Xander seems to buy it, possibly for the sake of his sanity. "You know, jokes aside, [[YouNeedToGetLaid you really should get a girlfriend]].""
** Giles apparently used to tell girls he helped to found {{Pink Floyd}}. He probably didn't mention that this must have been when he was 11.
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* Pretty much the entire plot of the movie ''The Invention of Lying''. In a world where everyone always tells the truth, a man figures out how to lie. Everyone believes everything he says without question, leading to the exchange:
->'''To a random hot girl on the street:''' If you don't have sex with me right now, the world will end!
->'''Girl:''' Oh my goodness! Do we need to do it right here, or do we have time to get a hotel room?!
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* In ''Stick Figure {{Hamlet}}'', Laertes poisons his sword by [[http://www.stickfigurehamlet.com/act5/scene2/page19.html dipping it in a barrel labeled "Not Poison, Honest"]].
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* [[{{Naruto}} Madara: I didn't unleash the Kyubi on Konoha, it was a Natural Disaster.]]-399 Cue Minato claiming he fought Madara in 440, and actually seeing it from Kushina's story in 500-504. Wonder how much more of [[BigBad Madara's]] story, specifically about [[AwfulTruth the Uchiha Massacre]] is even true now...


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* Not so much the movie itself, but for FriedbergAndSeltzer's latest film, ''VampiresSuck'', there have been a bunch of "reviews" that have no sources claiming the movie is funny. No sources, plus one name is actually ''Ivona Tinkle'' point that the duo is just making shit up to make their movie seem more appealing.
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In the ideal version of the trope, most people accept this because of their built-in WeirdnessCensor. When it fails, you get ThatLiarLies followed by ImplausibleDeniability. May or may not involve {{hesitation|EqualsDishonesty}}. Will almost inevitably accompany any PaperThinDisguise. Often delivered by a BadLiar. SuspiciouslySpecificDenial is a subtrope. See also FromACertainPointOfView.

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In the ideal version of the trope, most people accept this because of their built-in WeirdnessCensor. When it fails, you get ThatLiarLies followed by ImplausibleDeniability. May or may not involve {{hesitation|EqualsDishonesty}}. Will almost inevitably accompany any PaperThinDisguise.PaperThinDisguise or MostDefinitelyNotAVillain. Often delivered by a BadLiar. SuspiciouslySpecificDenial is a subtrope. See also FromACertainPointOfView.
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** isn't it a little sad that Inspector Gordon wasn't quite quick enough, or didn't have the forethought to, come up with a half-way plausible story? At least for the bills - there's really no explaining the batsignal.
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** isn't it a little sad that Inspector Gordon wasn't quite quick enough, or didn't have the forethought to, come up with a half-way plausible story? At least for the bills - there's really no explaining the batsignal.
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* The already-legendary (despite only being in beta) "The Day Deathwing Came" questline in ''WorldOfWarcraft: Cataclysm''. Three NPCs tell their stories of how [[BigBad Deathwing]] flew over the Badlands and got [[CurbStompBattle curb stomped]] by the NPC in question. [[GoodOldFisticuffs Face-punching]], [[MadScience world-shrinking]], and a {{Casanova}} orc [[RuleOfCool with a flying motorbike]] ensue.
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* There's a classic ''FreshPrince'' episode where Will pretends he's Ashley's father so he can meet her very attractive teacher. Later, of course, she meets Phil. Will spends the whole scene saying things like "[[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Nice meeting you for the first time ever in life.]]"

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* There's a classic ''FreshPrince'' ''FreshPrinceOfBelAir'' episode where Will pretends he's Ashley's father so he can meet her very attractive teacher. Later, of course, she meets Phil. Will spends the whole scene saying things like "[[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Nice meeting you for the first time ever in life.]]"
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** SoYeah. [[PingPongNaivete She doesn't question this at all.]]

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** SoYeah. [[PingPongNaivete She doesn't question this at all.]]
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* At the end of Diggstown, after Gabriel Caine openly, in front of the entire town, orders Menoso Torres to take a fall in the last bout, John Gillon telss Caine "You beat me fair and square." [[RefugeInAudacity He means it]].

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* At the end of Diggstown, after Gabriel Caine openly, in front of the entire town, orders Menoso Torres to take a fall in the last bout, John Gillon telss tells Caine "You beat me fair and square." [[RefugeInAudacity He means it]].
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* At the end of Diggstown, after Gabriel Caine openly, in front of the entire town, orders Menoso Torres to take a fall in the last bout, John Gillon telss Caine "You beat me fair and square." [[RefugeInAudacity He means it]].
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** Non-"Sunnydale Syndrome" example: during the episode where Buffy turns invisible, Xander goes to Spike for information and walks in on the two of them having sex. Spike's explanation is that he's exercising...naked...in bed. Xander seems to buy it, possibly for the sake of his sanity. "You know, jokes aside, [[YouNeedToGetLaid you really should get a girlfriend]]."
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* In Las Vegas, successful independent stage producer David Saxe's latest effort, ''Vegas! The Show'', is using these, with the website calling it "...the biggest stage production on the Strip in almost 20 years." Since it's opening June 2010, apparently a show with a cast of 24 and a 12-piece orchestra in a theater that only seats 500 people is performing on an AlternateUniverse Strip where CirqueDuSoleil's seven shows don't exist (the first, ''{{Mystere}}'', opened Christmas 1993)...much less Blue Man Group, the ReCut of ''ThePhantomOfTheOpera'', ''TheLionKing'', Celine Dion, and Cher. And all of them perform in enormous theaters that can seat at least 1,000. And then there was a [[http://thestrippodcast.blogspot.com/2010/06/does-david-saxe-just-make-stuff-up.html message to journalists]] that the first week's worth of shows were already sold out when the week in question was ''before the show opened''.

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* In Las Vegas, successful independent stage producer David Saxe's latest effort, ''Vegas! The Show'', is using these, with the website calling it "...the biggest stage production on the Strip in almost 20 years." Since it's opening June 2010, apparently Apparently a show with a cast of 24 40 and a 12-piece orchestra 11 musicians, in a theater that only seats less than 500 people people, is performing on an AlternateUniverse Strip where CirqueDuSoleil's seven shows don't exist (the first, ''{{Mystere}}'', opened Christmas 1993)...much less Blue Man Group, the ReCut of ''ThePhantomOfTheOpera'', ''TheLionKing'', Celine Dion, and Cher. And all of them perform in enormous theaters that can seat at least 1,000. And then there was a [[http://thestrippodcast.blogspot.com/2010/06/does-david-saxe-just-make-stuff-up.html message to journalists]] that the first week's worth of shows were already sold out when the week in question was ''before the show opened''.
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**In "[[Recap/PushingDaisiesS1E1Pielette Pie-lette]]", some time after Ned visited the morgue posing as a dog expert, he visits again:
-->'''Coroner''': "Aren't you the ''dog'' expert?"
-->'''Ned''': "No."
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*SingingInTheRain contains a scene in which Don Lockwood is telling his fans the story of how he and Cosmo Brown made it to Hollywood. He tells a rather dignified tale of success for both of them, but they were actually playing venues that nobody knew in obscure American towns. Apparently, they sucked.

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*SingingInTheRain contains a scene in which Don Lockwood is telling his fans the story of how he and Cosmo Brown made it to Hollywood. He tells a rather dignified tale of success for both of them, but they were actually playing venues that nobody knew in obscure American towns. Apparently, Obviously, they sucked.
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*SingingInTheRain contains a scene in which Don Lockwood is telling his fans the story of how he and Cosmo Brown made it to Hollywood. He tells a rather dignified tale of success for both of them, but they were actually playing venues that nobody knew in obscure American towns. Apparently, they sucked.
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* There's a [[strike:Scientology]] ChurchOfHappyology ad on this website that calls it "The world's fastest growing religion."
** Lots of stuff coming from the ChurchOfHappyology is this trope, but that particular line is definitely true; It's size has more than doubled in the last 100 years, which you can't say about, say, Christianity (of course, the ChurchOfHappyology [[YouFailStatisticsForever didn't exist yet a hundred years ago]])
** That still doesn't make that line true. There are probably several other religions growin more quickly (many newer than scientology).

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* The classic ''Coneheads'' (a ''SaturdayNightLive'' sketch) one: "We are from France." This was initially an explanation for why they hadn't paid taxes in years, but was later turned into a BeamMeUpScotty for the sketches. Amusingly, though there's no actual city or village by this name, "Remulak" sounds plausible as a town name from southwestern France (but it would be likely spelled "Rémulac").

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* Some ''SaturdayNightLight'' sketches hinge on the trope for comedy:
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The classic ''Coneheads'' (a ''SaturdayNightLive'' sketch) one: Coneheads sketches feature the eponymous aliens making transparent lies to hide the obvious fact that they're not human. "We are from France." This France" was initially an explanation for their BeamMeUpScotty catchphrase, originally said to explain why they hadn't paid taxes in years, but was later turned into a BeamMeUpScotty for the sketches. taxes. Amusingly, though there's no actual city or village by this name, "Remulak" sounds plausible as a town name from southwestern France (but it would be likely spelled "Rémulac")."Rémulac").
** Jon Lovitz's recurring character "The Liar" makes obvious lies in a cartoonish manner, following each with, "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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** That still doesn't make that line true. There are probably several other religions growin more quickly (many newer than scientology).



** That still doesn't make that line true. There are probably several other religions growin more quickly (many newer than scientology).

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** That still doesn't make that line true. There are probably several other religions growin more quickly (many newer than scientology).
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** That still doesn't make that line true. There are probably several other religions growin more quickly (many newer than scientology).
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* Nearly all of GLaDOS's dialog in ''{{Portal}}'', which makes sense, as she's a lying liar who lies.

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* Nearly all of GLaDOS's dialog in ''{{Portal}}'', which makes sense, as she's a lying liar who lies.lies about lying.

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"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the timeAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit ."

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"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the timeAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit .
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"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time."

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"Of course not. They were all in the bathroom at the time.timeAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman GambitAh, so you've stumbled upon this index by accident? Is that what you think? I'm so sorry to inform you, but there are no accidents. In fact, all of this has been a part of my elaborate scheme, and all your pathetic troping has just helped me bring it one-quarter complete. Fools.

If you can say "but what if he does this?" and that will mess up everything, then it's a Batman Gambit. If things do go wrong, but the person keeps adjusting things so that Plan-A works anyway, he's playing Xanatos Speed Chess. If all reasonably possible outcomes are desirable, then it's a Xanatos Gambit. But if you say afterwards "Okay, there is NO WAY he could possibly have known that that would happen!" it's a Xanatos Roulette. If someone ruins the evil plan by accident, the person is a Spanner In The Works. If someone ruins the good guys' attempt against the evil plan by doing something very minor, they are a Swiss Messenger. If someone ruins the plan by design, said plan is Out Gambitted. If someone actually sees all the plans, then that person can sometimes Take A Third Option. And if there is no way for the planner to have known that option was even possible, then he Didnt See That Coming. If you think you won, but actually did exactly what the other person wanted, you are a Xanatos Sucker. If the person's own death was factored into a favorable outcome, then it's a Thanatos Gambit. Simply furthering the plot doesn't qualify you as one. And when every character seems to have their own Xanatos Gambit, then a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up may ensue.

Named after the ultimate Big Bad schemer, David Xanatos from Gargoyles.
However, if you want to see how other brilliant minds have gone about this sort of thing, direct your attention below:

* Alone With Prisoner Ploy
o The Tape Knew You Would Say That
* Bastardly Speech
* Crazy Prepared
* Did You Just Scam Cthulhu
* Divide And Conquer
* Fake Weakness
* Honesty Is The Best Policy
* I Know You Know I Know
* Kansas City Shuffle
* Macguffin Delivery Service
* Massive Multiplayer Scam
* My Death Is Just The Beginning
* Playing Both Sides
* Thirty Xanatos Pileup
* Xanatos Roulette
* Xanatos Speed Chess
* Xanatos Sucker

Failures

* Complexity Addiction
* Didn't See That Coming
* Hoist By His Own Petard (Xanatos Backfire)
* Spanner In The Works
o Swiss Messenger

Gambits

* Batman Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit
* Cloning Gambit
* Deceased Fall Guy Gambit
* Leah Gambit
* Memory Gambit
* Out Gambitted
* Paranoia Gambit
* Scheherezade Gambit
* Thanatos Gambit .
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