History Main / AccidentalInnuendo

** ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': Due to a typo in case 3-2, Mia says "Your Honor. When you were ''in'' a child..."

Believe it or not, [[AvertedTrope not everyone is trying to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get crap past the radar]]. [[UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar,]] there's only [[DoubleEntendre a single entendre]], and [[InnocentInnuendo what was meant to be innocent is portrayed completely sincerely]].

** ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': Due to a typo in case 3-2, Phoenix says "Your Honor. When you were ''in'' a child..."

* In ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2'', during Chapter 2's Closing Argument, Hajime says "I can imagine how badly Hiyoko must have panicked when she came out of the closet [[[spoiler:and saw Mahiru's body]]]." As if Hiyoko and Mahiru didn't have enough LesYay already...

Believe it or not, [[AvertedTrope not everyone is trying to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get crap past the radar]]. Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, there's only [[DoubleEntendre a single entendre]], and [[InnocentInnuendo what was meant to be innocent is portrayed completely sincerely]].

See also HaveAGayOldTime, when this happens due to changes in word use. See GettingCrapPastTheRadar, our towering monument to perceived innuendo and implications (even if they're 90% wrong). Also see HehHehYouSaidX, where this is intentionally invoked and pointed out by another character; this is often (but not always) followed up with ThatsWhatSheSaid.

** ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'': The ending movie of Case 3 has [[spoiler:Juniper smiling happy and blushing at the sight of Apollo, while she's cosplaying as Lamiroir. It's quite an [[ShipTease adorable moment]] between them, but if you've completed ''Apollo Justice'' [[labelnote:(spoilers for that game)]]and you know that Lamiroir is Apollo's mother[[/labelnote]], then you may see this scene in a slightly squickier light...]] The fact that the ''[[WordOfGod Gyakuten Saiban 5 Official Visual Book]]'' says that [[spoiler:Juniper may have "scored a few points in [Apollo's] book thanks" to her dressing up as his mother]] doesn't help lessen the {{Squick}} either.
** ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': In 3-5, you can get Gumshoe to admit he wants to stick his pen in Phoenix's face.

-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', giving a very prominent example from "Jokers Comedy of Errors"[[note]] In this context, [[HavingAGayOldTime it actually means a mistake or stupid crime]].[[/note]]

-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', giving a very prominent example from "Jokers Comedy of Errors"[[note]] In this context, it actually means a mistake or stupid crime.[[/note]]

** Lancer's Gae Bolg... or, if you prefer, his "Gay Bulge".

Believe it or not, [[AvertedTrope not everyone is trying to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get crap past the radar]]. Sometimes, [[FreudWasRight a cigar is just a cigar]], there's only [[DoubleEntendre a single entendre]], and [[InnocentInnuendo what was meant to be innocent is portrayed completely sincerely]].

Distinguished from InnocentInnuendo, when this is purposefully invoked rather than accidentally, and ThatCameOutWrong, when it is only unintentional on the part of the character, the other characters also catch the dirty meaning, and the victim scrambles to explain himself. Contrast AccidentalPun.

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-->-- '''The Joker''', giving a very prominent example from "Jokers Comedy of Errors"[[note]] In this context, it actually means a mistake or stupid crime.[[/note]]

-->-- '''The Joker''', giving a very prominent example from "Jokers Comedy of Errors"...[[note]] In this context, it actually means a mistake or stupid crime.[[/note]]

-->-- '''The Joker''', giving us a very prominent example from "The Jokers Comedy of Errors"...[[note]] In this context, it actually means a mistake or stupid crime.[[/note]]

-->-- '''The Joker''', giving us a very prominent example...[[note]] In this context, it actually means a mistake or stupid crime.[[/note]]

See also HaveAGayOldTime, when this happens due to changes in word use. See GettingCrapPastTheRadar, our towering monument to perceived innuendo and implications (even if they're 90% wrong).

Verbal variations of this tend to be followed up with ThatsWhatSheSaid.

That doesn't stop the infantile among us from occasionally finding things to snicker about.

-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', giving us a [[DoubleEntendre very prominent]] example...[[note]] In this context, it actually means [[HaveAGayOldTime a mistake or stupid crime]].[[/note]]

The reason for this phenomenon is, of course, the fact that FreudWasRight. HoYay happens when this phenomenon overtakes an entire ''relationship''. Contrast InnocentInnuendo, when this is purposefully invoked, AccidentalPun and ThatCameOutWrong, if the characters also catch the dirty meaning and the victim scrambles to explain himself. See also HaveAGayOldTime, when this happens due to changes in word use. See GettingCrapPastTheRadar, our towering monument to perceived innuendo and implications (even if they're 90% wrong).

Believe it or not, [[AvertedTrope not everyone is trying to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get crap past the radar]]. Sometimes, [[FreudWasRight a cigar is just a cigar]], there's only [[DoubleEntendre a single entendre]], and [[InnocentInnuendo what was meant to be innocent is portrayed completely sincerely.]]

They were trying ''so'' hard. [[HehHehYouSaidX Haha, "hard".]] It was obvious that nothing dirty was intended, not even in the "wink wink, nudge nudge" sense. And yet... thanks to poor word choice, unusual inflection, [[VisualInnuendo bad object placement]] or some other factor, what was obviously meant to be taken at face value takes on some sexual {{subtext}}. Suddenly, an innocent comment about [[CuteKitten cute little kittens]] sounds like something out of bad lesbian erotica. It clearly wasn't ''intentional'', but it can cause a viewer to stop in his or her tracks, trying to stem the giggles. It can sometimes be hard to tell if you're dealing with this trope or a case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar, especially if you're dealing with a StealthParody.

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* ''WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters'': The episode "Monsters Are Real" has Ickis freak out because a human photographs him. What's odd is that he describes it as a human "flashing" him, which takes on rather risqué implications when taken out of context.
* ''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow'': "Quit screwing around, Meltman!"
* The AbsentMindedProfessor Von Schlemmer had a moment of the sort in ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. Robotnik has him tied up, and he asks him what he can do to get Von Schlemmer's invention to work. He replies "I'll never tell you...unless, of course, you fiendishly torture me." Er...
* In the comic book adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'' episode 1, Henry thinks "Stanley's getting hot for action-and so am I!". He meant they were getting eager to catch the crook, but such words are ''way'' too easy to take out of context.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': Much like Stewie Griffin on ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Wakko speaks with a regional English accent, but uses American slang, including "fanny," which in the US refers to the buttocks. In the UK, however, "fanny" is a crude term for a woman's genitals (which is why those waist packs that tourists wear are called "bum packs" in the UK, because a "fanny pack" -- as we call them in America -- would sound gross and inappropriate to UK ears).
** Another instance of slang which failed to cross over, this time spoken in an American accent: the line "persistent little buggers," spoken in "Critical Condition." In the US, "bugger" referred to someone or something that's bothersome. In the UK, it's used to refer to sodomy (anal sex, though older definitions describe "sodomy" as any sex act that isn't "penis goes into vagina" and, therefore, considered deviant, meaning that oral sex and jacking someone off also counted. In a lot of places, "sodomy" was or is considered a crime).
* Generally called out by ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' with "Phrasing!" [[color:white:InUniverse]]
-->'''Malory:''' You wanna play me hard?
-->'''Archer:''' Phrasing.
-->'''Malory:''' Well, then, you better nut up!
-->'''Archer:''' Phrasing!
-->'''Malory:''' Because I've swallowed just about all I'm going to take from you.
-->'''Archer:''' [[RuleOfThree Hey! Phrasing!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** In the final episode, Ty Lee says, regarding the [[AmazonBrigade Kyoshi Warriors]] "The girls and I really bonded in prison!" [[PrisonRape Uh...]]
** Which is nothing compared to Azula calling Suki "[[PrisonRape my favorite prisoner]]." One wonders if some of this wasn't [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar on PURPOSE]].
** We have this exchange earlier:
--->'''Mai:''' I don't need protection.\\
'''Zuko:''' Believe me, she doesn't.
** Aang's comment to Sokka in "The Warriors of Kyoshi" [[ItMakesSenseInContext made sense in context]], but on its own…
--->'''Aang:''' Where we're going, you won't need pants!
*** This is made almost into a foreshadowing-style DoubleEntendre considering that Sokka met his future girlfriend Suki on the island.
*** Consider that that specific episode had Sokka got up in a dress (warrior's uniform) and makeup.
** Music/GreyDeLisle, never, never, '''''never''''' joke about a WellExcuseMePrincess having her boyfriend "totally whipped".
*** Though, knowing her [[BlackComedy sense]] of [[CrossesTheLineTwice humor]] on social media, [[DoubleEntendre this may not have been so accidental.]]
** Sokka's Fire Nation alias: "Fire. ''Wang'' Fire."
** In "Nightmares and Daydreams", Aang's cover-up when he comes out of his hallucination about kissing Katara:
--->'''Katara:''' What were you dreaming about?
--->'''Aang:''' Uh...living underwater?
** The entirety of the episode "The Drill". Okay, so this massive long metal thing is attempting to breach "the impenetrable city" for the purpose of allowing soldiers to pour in and conquer it, only for Our Heroes to build the pressure inside of it and cause it to collapse, spewing thick, sticky wet stuff onto everybody. Nope, nothing suggestive at all.
** Jun had to appear on this list:
-->'''Zuko:''' Your beast [[RunningGag trashed my ship]]. You have to pay me back!
-->'''Jun:''' Love to help you out, but [[HypocriticalHumor I'm a little short on money]].
-->'''Zuko:''' ''(grabbing her wrist)'' Money isn't what I had in mind...
-->'''Fans:''' ''(double take)''
** In "Return to Omashu," when Azula attempts to recruit Ty Lee for her mission:
--->'''Ty Lee:''' But the truth is, I'm really happy here! I mean, my aura has never been pinker!
--->'''Azula:''' I'll...take your word for it.
** In "The Firebending Masters", Sokka starts saying to Zuko and Aang , "Hey jerks! Can I watch you two jerks do your jerk bending?"
** The very term [[HaveAGayOldTime "bender"]] invokes this in viewers all over Britain.
** In "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderBatoOfTheWaterTribe Bato of The Water Tribe]]" Zuko angrily informs June she has to pay him back for damaging his ship, then grabs her wrist as he says, "Money isn't what I had in mind."
* ''WesternAnimation/BabyHuey'': In the end of "Starting From Hatch", when Huey is reunited with his real mother after spending most of the short with a hungry fox that he think is his mom, he says "I'm a luckiest duck in the world! I've got TWO mommies!"
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'':
** In "Double Talk" [[spoiler: Scarface]] makes more than a few mentions of his "coming out party".
** And note the FoeRomanceSubtext evident in this conversation from "Almost Got 'Im":
--->''[The Joker, The Penguin, Two-Face, and Killer Croc are playing cards.]''
--->'''Penguin:''' So, I hear [[HeWhoMustNotBeNamed You-Know-Who]] nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
--->'''Joker:''' Yeah, he [[ReallyGetsAround sure gets around]] for just one guy.
** The Penguin was innocent. [[DoubleEntendre Joker, on the other hand...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' make up their own accidental innuendo to anything remotely sounding mildly dirty.
* ''WesternAnimation/BensCity'': Many. Especially when Ben murmurs something sexy to his girlfriend, and then it cuts to a shot of Henry Wallet answering to a completely different matter, yet what he says sounds... [[HoYay strangely fitting]] with what was said just before.
---> '''Ben''': [to his girlfriend] Oh, I'm so gonna kiss your belly...
---> '''Henry''': [[Talking about archipellagos and how Ben could go on vacation to one located farther]] You can go a little lower than that, Ben.
* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'' has Kevin uttering the line "I don't know if I can pound your Grandma!" He means he's unsure he can fight her ...but ''still''.
* ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues'': We never find out what the book Steve reads in one episode (the book is called "A Really Great Book"), and he's very into it...what ''is'' that book about!?
* ''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny'': In ''Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers'', Bugs sticks the Nudnik copies into a burlap sack, but the exact dialogue when he starts:
-->"Get in the sack, EvilTwin. I've got plans for you."
* ''WesternAnimation/ChorltonAndTheWheelies'': "Chorlton found you couldn't eat it, so he tried to blow it."
* In ''WesternAnimation/ConanTheAdventurer'', Conan is entering a duel. His opponent says "Let's see if your manhood matches your words!"
* ''WesternAnimation/CuriousGeorge''
** "George and Jumpy played nut hockey until the sun went down."
** "George had to find a way to help the Chef with his weed problem."
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'': Quinn says "If you look your best when you blow someone off it makes it look like you care." She's referring to the three hours she spent getting ready to cancel a date due to schoolwork...
* ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'': In some of the songs.
** "Our Love is Stronger than a Golden Banana" [[MemeticMutation has a rather]] [[http://youtu.be/RYh0mKQmWfM?t=19m42s infamous line.]]
** "Yes Means No", if taken out of context.
--> '''Diddy:''' ''Yes means no and no means yes, it should be rather obvious!''
* In ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'', there is an episode where Dora and Boots find a 'magic stick' that only works on the highest hill (climax). When they reach the highest hill, a fountain of white...sparks...shoots out from the tip of the magic stick, falls over the hill, and FERTILIZES the ground with flowers and grass.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'', Roger says to Doug (as the two [[ItMakesSenseInContext burn embarrassing videos of themselves appearing on a cowboy-themed kiddie show]]) "Don't make me ride you around the room!"
* ''WesternAnimation/DragonTales'': Just check out this little gem from "Goodbye Little Caterpoozle":
--> '''Ord:''' You kissed a caterpoozle!
--> '''Wheezie:''' It's no worse than kissing a brother! ''(kisses Zak on the cheek)''
--> '''Zak:''' Eww, sister germs!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' episode, "The Ed-Touchables" lines like, "There's a serial toucher on the loose!" has some very [[PedoHunt unfortunate implications]] if taken out of context.
** Double D's name alone can be an innuendo.
** In universe example; In TheMovie, we had the sextant.
** In 'An Ed in A bush', Sarah told Ed this:
---> Mom says to come out of the closet Ed.
* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': When Mac, Bloo, and Cheese are building their go-cart, Bloo mentions about Cheese screwing everything up. How does Cheese respond? "Nuh-uh, I'm only screwing the wheel!"
* ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeRenegades'': InUniverse the Sheriff in 'Dreadnoks Rising' gets a doozy.
-->"You should see me out of the uniform."
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' has this with Stan selling door to door vacuums.
-->'''Stan:''' Stan Vac. It '''sucks''' more than anything.
-->'''Man:''' (Closes door immediately).
--> '''Stan:''' [[LampshadeHanging I've really got to work on that.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/GuessWithJess'' has it happen with one of the songs that were released on an [[NoExportForYou MP3 album that's only available in the UK]]. [[spoiler:Unless you use various trickery to get an online store into letting you download it, the easiest being a prepaid iTunes card and a UK iTunes account.]]
---> ''"This one man band's gonna blow this fan!" / "Blow, one man band, blow your fan!" *sputtering noises*'''.
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': "The Dib! ''The Dib!'' I don't care how delicious he is, he's ''evil!''"
** "Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!"
* ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'': One scene in "Great for Paper Training!" had June scream off-camera...but it came out more like a [[TheImmodestOrgasm moan...like she was making love]] ([[{{Squick}} which is squicky cuz she's ten-ish]]), but then we see that it was because her dog wizzed in her dressing room.
** The above example was also [[DubText commonly featured in anime dubs from the time]].
** Never mind the name Sniz...
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
** In one episode, her sidekick Ron was named Homecoming King, along with [[AlphaBitch Bonnie]]. As part of his duties, he made an appearance at a local fire station, wearing a full uniform and holding a hose. As part of a photo opportunity, Bonnie held onto Ron. At which point Ron unleashed a torrent of water from his fire [[SomethingElseAlsoRises hose]].
** This series runs on FreudWasRight in the eyes of the fans, and thus is full of these, much as the creators would like to deny.
** Kim also offered a pre boyfriend Ron the ''ultimate ride'' (she was talking about extreme bobsledding.) The {{Fanon}} quite enjoyed that one.
* ''WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012'': In the episode ''[[Recap/LittlestPetShop2012S2E17Grounded Grounded]]'' Brittany yells at her chaffeur and tells him to "deal with the wet girl" (Blythe). More so as the chaffeur is Roger, Blythe's father.
* An iconic WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short in which Elmer Fudd was hunting the wabbit with the aid of his [[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc "spear and magic helmet!"]]
* In the Valentine's Day episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus'', Wanda mistakenly thinks she overhears Ms. Frizzle talking on the phone to her Valentine (actually an electrician she's hired to repair her doorbell), and excitedly tells the other kids, "She said, 'I'd just love for you to come over and ring my bell!' "
* "Mama Mirabelles Tierkino"[[note]]the English title is Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies[[/note]], a German educational series about animals (the target audience is 0-5 years old), had one whole episode about tails. The problem is that "tail" is a pretty common expression for... a certain part of male anatomy in German. So there was one episode about animals talking about how long their ''tails'' are and what great things they can do with their ''tails''.
--> ''"A tail is a wonderful invention"
--> ''"Show your tail to everyone in our great "Tail Parade"''
** Can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbR9tsDAB_o here]] ([[BilingualBonus in German]])
** For the very same reason, one episode of ''My friends Tigger and Pooh'' achieved memetic status in France.
* ''WesternAnimation/MenInBlack'': In "The Alpha Syndrome":
-->'''Alpha:''' Let's you and me take the ''ultimate'' thrill-ride...
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 This promo]] for "The Hub Summer" has Pinkie Pie singing part of [[Film/{{Meatballs}} "Are You Ready for the Summer"]]
--> "Are you ready for ''[[TheTalk the birds and the bees]]'' and the apple trees / And [[DoubleEntendre a whole lotta foolin' around]]?"
*** She knows everypony in town... and now we know what goes on at her parties.
** Rarity's shop includes bridles (one is even shown on Carousel Boutique's sign), as seen in various episodes (such as "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E10SwarmOfTheCentury Swarm of the Century]]", in which Twilight calls outfits incorporating them "gorgeous") and other official materials (such as ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville Adventures in Ponyville]]'', in which Rarity and Applejack wear them). Given that ponies don't even wear them while pulling carriages ("[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]", "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]", etc.), it makes you wonder just what they ''are'' supposed to be used for... probably just for fashion, as none of the ponies wear clothes either, except when clothes are used as a status indicator or simply for fashion.
** Applejacks pronunciation of "Land Sakes" sounds like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO7v26SB93I Wild Sex]] in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master]].
** In [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason Applebuck Season]], Applejack gives us this gem:
-->Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?
** Rarity getting to bed in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E8LookBeforeYouSleep Look Before You Sleep]]" makes noises that, when taken out of context, make this scene look... interesting.
** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E9BridleGossip Bridle Gossip]]", Rarity is lounging in a hot tub, with a look of sheer bliss on her face. Cue Pinkie rising out of the water in, um, questionable proximity to Rarity...
*** Alternatively: "I have located the water jet."
*** In the same episode, Twilight Sparkle's horn becomes floppy with blue dots on it. The way it flops around is reminiscent of, well... you get the picture. The way Spike stares at it on the verge of cracking up almost implies he's in on the joke.
** Due to where Spike is sitting during Twilight's first verse in the "Winter Wrap-Up" song, it's easy to see how he might be doing something else entirely. The way he bounces while Twilight is walking along does not help.
** A {{squick}}y example occurs in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" when ponies are running away from hydra, and Spike is seen sitting on Twilight's head right in the place where her horn should be, which is nowhere to be seen, and there's an expression of pain on his face. (not to mention he's positioned there suspiciously firmly considering they were running uphill at high-speed)
** "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E16SonicRainboom Sonic Rainboom]]", which ends with Rainbow Dash flying off with two (male) members of the Wonderbolts and declaring "... I've got plans!", could be taken as this.
*** That same episode also opens with Fluttershy recapping "the elements of a good cheer": "loss of control", "screaming and hollering", and "passion". Taken out of context, it kinda sounds like [[LesYay she and Rainbow Dash]] are talking about... [[TheImmodestOrgasm something else]]. Not to mention that it's ''given'' out of context, with no explanation until afterwards.
** The Cutie Mark Crusaders in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E17StareMaster Stare Master]]"
---> "Well if I ever saw one of them cock-a-thingies face to face, I'd laugh at how silly it was!"
---> "Who would want a picture of a hammer on their flank anyway?"
*** When the episode first aired, some fans got a little carried away with the fact that "Twilight went to Zecora's house and got stoned, then snails left a trail of goo across her face"
** A visual version happens in the "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]" episode. In one scene Rainbow Dash's wings are folded but after Pinkie Pie comes out dressed as a showgirl, they are wide spread. Previous episodes showed that this sort of reaction from her (one moment they're folded and then next they're spread) is a sign of excitement. Considering Rainbow Dash has considerable amounts of LesYay and is often thought of as be fans to be a LesbianJock, it's been thought she was... [[SomethingElseAlsoRises excited]] when Pinkie came out.
** Spike remarking in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]" "I gotta show Rarity the crown jewels."
*** In the same episode, to get the Wonderbolts' attention Rainbow Dash catapults a male pony into the air and "saves" him from the fall by catching him on her back... and if you cut the last scene out of context, it suddenly starts looking [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything completely different]]. It doesn't help that Rainbow's expression looks really dirty.
**** And in ''Rainbow Falls'', [[http://www.derpibooru.org/527838 she catches Soarin' the same way]], with a ''huge'' grin on her face.
** In "Lesson Zero", Twilight tries some psychology on Rainbow Dash when she thinks Rainbow is angry at Applejack, and tells her "Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me." [[PortmanteauCoupleName TwiDash]] shippers [[http://fav.me/d4dg7z0 took notice]].
*** It doesn't help that she delivered that particular line in [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TwiDash_YMMV_Accidental_Inuendo_5980.png this]] pose. Some [[PortmanteauCoupleName AppleDash]] fans also interpreted the scene as Twilight being a ShipperOnDeck
** Not to mention Pipsqueak's "Scary, but(t) fun!" at the end of Nightmare Night.
** In "The Cutie Pox", some amused fans noted "Apple Bloom gained the pony equivalent of puberty, and Applejack was kept awake during the night due to loud [[UnusualEuphemism clopping]] coming from Apple Bloom's room".
** In "May the Best Pet Win", [[{{Dominatrix}} Rainbow Dash]] tells Twilight that her inability to understand the difference between "coolness", "awesomeness", and "radicalness" is why she would never qualify to [[PropertyOfLove be her pet]]. [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} Errmmm...]]
** In the episode "May the Best Pet Win", Rainbow Dash suggests that she wants a pet; Fluttershy acts a little...''too'' excited to this response, to the point that her exhales of joy sound like [[spoiler:orgasms]]. Not to mention that she tells Rainbow Dash that the animals will love her, and that they (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy) will "be best friends forever and ever." See it in all it's creepy glory [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHkaOCZmY8 here!]]
** In "The Mysterious Mare Do Well", the sounds of [[AllThereInTheScript Amethyst Star]] opening a jar of peanut butter off-screen, can sound... different. Let's leave it there.
** A line from the ThemeTuneExtended (included as a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8YHOnILo sing-along]] on the DVD ''The Friendship Express'') mentions fun and laughter being "[[ReallyGetsAround as easy as Pinkie Pie]]".
** A ''Film/SinginInTheRain'' tribute (in "Hearts and Hooves Day") wound up being mistaken by some for a pole-dancing joke. What made this particularly foul was that the tribute was done by ''Sweetie Belle,'' of all characters.
** The trading card for Lyra Heartstrings and Golden Harvest includes the line "... lolling in the park, sharing bonbons with Golden Harvest." Bonbon is the name of Lyra's fanon girlfriend, making this either a poorly thought out FandomNod, or a case of [[RefugeInAudacity ramming a freight train]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar into the radar.]]
*** Given that Hasbro hired members of the fandom to write the cards, it's likely a little of both.
** Watch "Spike At Your Service" and look carefully at the placement of Spike's hands when he gives Applejack her massage, along with her reaction.
** The very first scene of the episode "Princess Twilight Sparkle", if you [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k9O09rVrQs miss just one letter]]:
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': You gotta really fap 'em hard.
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Whoa!
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Uh, maybe not quite that hard.
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Whoa! Oof!
-->'''Applejack''': Lookin' good up there, Princess Twilight.
** The season 4 premiere features so many scenes of ponies entrapped in vines, one has to wonder what DHX were thinking when making the episodes.
*** Also notable was the color of the potion Twilight drank.
** "Flight to the Finish" gives us the chestnut "I did tricks with that flag the likes of which no pony saw before."
*** From the same episode we have "I can't hold it in anymore. I want you to win so bad." said by Rainbow Dash who's giving a dirty look to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. This can be misinterpreted as Rainbow having an orgasm at the thought of the crusaders "winning". Also from the episode is Ms. Harshwhinney getting up into Rainbow Dash's face and telling her to act professional. Let's just said Dashie and Harshwhinney in this episode were full of accidental innuendo. [[https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/15/497313__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_image+macro_official_season+4_flight+to+the+finish_spoiler-colon-s04e05_facebook.png Here's the screenshot if anyone's interested]].
** The show in general is a goldmine of accidental innuendo, and it is hard to tell what is completely by accident and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what might not be]]. Website/YouTube users like [[http://www.youtube.com/user/kyrospawn kyrospawn]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicGteGuy EpicGteGuy]] are known to take MLP:FIM clips out of context for a variety of purposes, but one of them is to highlight how sexual they seem out of context.
** Same deal for screencaps; after any given episode airs, it's common to see tons of freeze frames that look [[http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/out-of-context really dirty out of context.]] Such as [[http://www.derpibooru.org/53598?scope=scpe9566b5bdc48438605618cd67ed23cdfd80aa4e11 this]] or [[http://www.derpibooru.org/16757?scope=scpe9566b5bdc48438605618cd67ed23cdfd80aa4e11 this]]. It ''really'' doesn't help that the blinking animation (which is used a ''lot''), almost always looks like "bedroom eyes" when paused halfway through.
* Reginald calling the nutcracker "nutboy" in ''WesternAnimation/TheNuttiestNutcracker''.
* ''NoddysToylandAdventures'': Say, "The Noddy Shop" to yourself a few times.
* Given how much the writers of ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' enjoy GettingCrapPastTheRadar and loading the show down with HoYay, this may not actually ''be'' accidental, but the slang term isn't widely known outside the fanfic community ... a wildcat known as the Red Rhodesian ''{{Slash|Fic}}er?''
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
** "Your hotdog is no match for my bratwurst!"
** "Wow...Heinz Doofenshmirtz is ''way'' too hot, we should get ''out'' of him."
** "[[Franchise/IndianaJones Well, Ferb, you sure know how to show a girl a good time.]]" (That one [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar is kinda iffy as far as 'accidental' is concerned]].)
** "Oh ''yeah'', Jeremy, nobody makes a corndog like ''you''."
** "Here comes the BIIIIG FINISH!", followed shortly by "Ohhh that feels ''good''!"
** In "Candace Gets Busted", [[LessDisturbingInContext the entire neighborhood has an intimate get together in Doof's pants]].
** One fan decided to look a little too far into the scene in "De Plane! De Plane!" when Candace and Jeremy crash into each other in the dried up pool. The results were, reportedly, scarring, though the video has since been taken down.
** In one brief moment in "Spa Day", we see Candace and Stacy both relaxing in a hot tub. The ''same'' hot tub.
** Perry trying to go through the rubber hose to get into his lair in "Thaddeus and Thor". His movement combined with that noise...Yeah...
** When Linda calls Candace near the end of "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror!", Candace's practically orgasmic voice really turns the conversation straight to this.
--->'''Linda''': Candace, is everything okay?
--->'''Candace''': Oh, ''everything'' is just ''wonderful''.
--->'''Linda''': And... Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?
--->'''Candace''': Oh, such ''wonderful'' things.
* The theme song for ''Poppets Town'', which is a preschool series, proudly proclaims that the characters "get around in Poppets Town".
* Brought to you by the ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010'' cartoon: "Secret but[t] fun!"
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdxM6izjN_w this]] classic line, when the girls are roleplaying as themselves fighting a monster:
-->'''Buttercup''': No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster! I surprise!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily'' ''[[TheMovie Movie]]'', [[VillainSong the villain has a song.]] The villain is peanut-obsessed, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext has an army of peanuts.]] At the end of the song, this happens:
--->'''Dr.Carver:''' Dr.Carver's...\\
'''Soldiers:''' NUTS! (show a giant blimp shaped like...you know.)
** It's obvious that they meant to do the 'nuts as in crazy' joke, but they unintentionally did another joke altogether. Dr. Carver IS short, so maybe he's compensating for something. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTi9Cda4KY&feature=related Just watch.]]
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' we have ''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PPA_SEEg88 How deliciously moist!]]"''
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'': In "Just Set Up the Chairs":
-->"Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we set up these chairs. He's gonna be all like, 'Oh no, my gumballs.'".
** {{Bowdlerization}}: In the UK, the line is changed to "Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we set up these chairs," and the second part is cut. Interestingly enough, Benson being called a "greasy slop jockey" by a bratty birthday kid and the part where Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost retrieve the clown and horse for the party (with heavy implications that the clown is hungover) wasn't cut in the UK and the American version doesn't cut the "Benson's gonna drop his balls..." line.
** In "Skips Strikes":
--> '''Benson''': Who would of thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship?
--> '''Mordecai''': Thanks to my power hook!
--> '''Rigby''': No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!
--> '''Benson''': And because of my *chuckles* backup balls!
** In "Cruisin'"
--> "Carmenita's special parts should only be manipulated by a professional."
** Invoked in ''[[Recap/RegularShowS03Ep37FuzzyDice Fuzzy Dice]]''
--> '''Benson:''' Now, when the balls drop...
--> '''Mordecai & Rigby:''' ''(chuckles)''
--> '''Benson:''' When the game starts...
* In the Creator/RankinBassProductions cartoon ''Rudolph's Shiny New Year'', the title character and his friends search for Happy, the baby New Year. There is much discussion, therefore, of "little Happy." And in the last couple of scenes, which take place as a clock strikes midnight, there is quite a bit of talk of how many "bongs" they have left to go.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'': In the PS1 video game ''Rugrats: Search for Reptar'', this trope pops up during the Golf game stage:
** '''Tommy''': "We just gotta get the balls in the hole, and we'll get a whole mountain of ice cream!"
** Not helped by the [[FreudWasRight questionable look of Ice Cream Mountain itself]].
** Lil by way of ChildrenAreInnocent or {{Irony}} (the choice is up to you) in "At The Movies"
--> "I hate kissing movies. Nothing ever happens"
* To a modern audience, there are certain lines in ''WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown'' that can be misconstrued as meaning something else. This includes:
** "I like babies"
** "He will eat with us and sleep with us and drink warm cocoa with us"
** "I'm a MAN now"
** The entirety of "If you sit on my lap today..."
* ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated'':
** Traps Illustrated, if you know [[UnsettlingGenderReveal what the word trap can also mean]].
** From episode 11: "Nothing says I love you like 200 ft. of parachute cord and a cargo net!" Looks like Freddy is also into bondage.
** In the first few episodes of Season 2 Daphne goes on and on about how she found a "real man," one who isn't obsessed with traps over her. Comedy gold.
* In the episode "E. Pluribus Wiggum" of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', the Mayor says to a crying food mascot, "No one likes weepy meat." Which is followed almost immediately by Homer saying, "Where will I ditch my kids in a pit of dirty balls?"
** ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E6TreehouseOfHorrorVI Treehouse Of Horror VI]]'': "'Do not touch Willie.' Good advice."
* A playdate-themed episode of ''Small Potatoes'', another preschool series, contains the line, "We go up to my room and pretty soon we're making noise".
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Hats Off to Smurfs" Vanity hides himself in a closet after being turned ugly.
-->'''Papa Smurf''': Vanity, you must come out!
-->'''Smurfette''': Yes Vanity, come one out!
* ''WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM'': Bunnie's infamous "Nasty as a one-eyed snake, sugah." line.
** Also, when Antoine [[{{Malaproper}} accidentally calls]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar fertilizer 'fraternizer']]
** The "funny kiss."
*** Parodied mercilessly in ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts''. "That wasn't funny at all!"
* Oh so many on ''WesternAnimation/SonsOfButcher''. An example:
--> '''Sol''' (talking about selling frozen meatsicles at a local fair): "The long weekend's coming. And we should come too. With our meats. Right into people's mouthes!"
** There was also an OverlyLongGag where Sol burst into a classroom (the wrong classroom, mind you) full of children where the teacher had just talked about "bad touches". He wanted to perform the coin-behind-the-ear trick with a hot dog to the class, so he repeatedly asked the children to "help [him] make [his] meat disappear". This understandably [[MistakenForPedophile terrified the entire class]], while Sol was [[CaptainOblivious completely oblivious]] to the fact.
* Played with on ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' when Cartman starts a Christian rock band in "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]". His lyrics talk about stuff like wanting to please Jesus and feeling His salvation all over his face, or thinking that Jesus looks kinda hot up on the cross.
-->'''Executive:''' We were looking over some of your lyrics, uh... "I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two./I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you.'" It seems you ''really'' love Christ.\\
'''Cartman:''' Yes, we sure do.\\
'''Executive:''' No, but it appears you are actually... in love with Christ.\\
''(akward pause)''\\
'''Cartman:''' Well, what are you saying? That ''you'' don't really love Christ??\\
'''Executive:''' Well, uh, of course I do. I mean, I just--\\
'''Cartman:''' Well, what's the difference?! You love Christ, you're in love with Christ, I mean, uh, what the [[GoshDangItToHeck heck]] is this??\\
'''Executive:''' Uh, we'd just like to make sure the bands we sign are in it for God, and not [[MoneyDearBoy for the money]].\\
'''Cartman:''' I resent that, sir! [[BlatantLies I have never in my life done anything just for the money!]] [[TemptingFate If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.]]\\
'''Butters:''' [[GenreSavvy Uh, oh...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'':
** "It will be just like a sleepover! Only we will be sweaty and covered in GREASE!" There's a LOT more where that came from.
** The entire episode of "The Smoking Peanut".
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/SquirrelBoy'' is called ''[[http://www.tv.com/Squirrel+Boy/Harried+Treasure+-+The+Rod+Squad/episode/864503/summary.html the Rod squad]]''… because the "leader" of the team is named '''Rod'''ney. And, ironically, there is a girl on that team. Intentional or not, there are '''no''' nut jokes in this show.
* In-universe in ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''. In "So Many Birthdays", as Steven enters the donut shop as he fluctuating into middle age, he asks Lars and Sadie if they can "help him into his birthday suit" (actually a crown and cape). He then gets chased out of the shop with a chair.
* In the song ''I love Custard'' from the 2003 ''WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake'' episode ''Here Comes Pupcake''. The title of the song itself is a little cringe-worthy as-is, but the absolute gold has to be the line ''I could [[IThoughtItMeant eat]] [[HoYay my]] [[InterspeciesRomance Custard]] [[{{Squick}} with]] [[NoodleImplements a spoon]]'', sung by Strawberry Shortcake.
* The ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'' cartoon gives us this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQFYb3akag jewel]]. Repeated over and over for your pleasure.
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'':
** "Donatello does machines!". Made even more hilarious by the fact that he's the only turtle without an official LoveInterest.
** The end of the first act of "The Lost Queen Of Atlantis" has a freeze frame of Shredder taking a magic amulet off of April while she's being restrained, which from the angle of the shot looks like he's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar grabbing April's breast]] [[EvilLaugh and maniacally laughing]] at the same time.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' episode "Artful Dodgers":
-->'''Starfire:''' Perhaps this is the year you will let Raven and I participate in the dodging of balls!
* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''
** In the episode "Pop Goes the Diesel." Diesel is trying to shunt some very old freight cars that refuse to move. He growls and starts jerking the freight cars, who begin moaning. A very [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything characteristic moaning]] that's especially suggestive in the American version narrated by Creator/GeorgeCarlin.
** Emily's very proud of her big, um, "wheels".
* The ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCats2011'' episode "Omens Part One" sees adoptive brothers Lion-O and Tygra act out a longstanding SiblingRivalry by competing in a racing ChaseFight game, the object of which is to climb a tree and ring a bell while fighting off one's competitor. Lion-O announces that he'll ring the bell, whereupon Tygra replies "And I'm gonna ring ''yours''," smiling and tipping a wink. The series' fans, oblivious to the phrase's usage in sport (Tygra has threatened to beat Lion-O into a concussion), and remembering that Tygra has previously smiled and winked to [[TheCharmer explicitly flirt]], [[ShippingGoggles seized on]] the exchange's oddly sexual undertone to launch a NotBloodSiblings HoYay {{Shipping}}.
* ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'': [[http://fuck-kelsifer.tumblr.com/post/39655448475 This]], though the analogy is so spot on one wonders if it [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wasn't something else entirely]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
** Cody has bread in his pants for Gwen. Later, he pulls her bra out of his pants. This does NOT make sense in context.
** "Playing with the Princess Courtney doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Courtney, guaranteed!"
* In the original ''[[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Transformers]]'' show, Megatron would turn into a gun to be wielded by another Decepticon, usually Starscream. The implications are staggering.
** In case your mind wasn't dirty enough to get it at first: Starscream holds Megatron in his hands, then pulls Megatron's trigger, making him shoot out.
*** And to FURTHER add to this, the original Megatron toy had his trigger for his [[http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/toys/g1-1984/megatron/35/1/61/ crotch.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''
** Jack saying he cares about Arcee because she was "his first" can be taken ''several'' ways he hopefully did not intend. This isn't helped when Jack's mother comments that Arcee "isn't the kind of girl I imagined him ditching me for".
** D.N.G.S., specifically, how it's pronounced ("din-gus"), prompting the Youtube comment "Silas really wants Fowler's Dingus".
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheTrapDoor'', Berk uses the word 'bonking' as a term for hitting monsters. Considering the ''other'' meaning of 'bonking'...
** Also, 'I'm gonna stick this implement right up 'is tube!'
** The episode ''Moany Boni'', where skull Boni got a body, was full of this stuff. 'Berk, look at my body!' 'Hello, Boni, I like your body!' and, when Boni sees a clone of his skull self in his alcove, 'There's a very rude head in my hole!'
* ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces'': One of Penelope Pitstop's in-car gadgets is labeled "vibrator". (Actually it's a vibro-masseur.)
* ''WesternAnimation/WhereOnEarthIsCarmenSandiego'' has got wa-a-a-a-a-ay too many instances of characters saying things like, "Let's go nail Carmen!" Yes, the actual term "nail" is used.
* ''WesternAnimation/WordWorld'': The word {{Gorn}} was mentioned while trying to make a corn for a party.
** And they didn't even wash the letters between unmaking non-food words and making food words. Ew.
* On ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'' a woman tells Xavier her husband beats her because he loves her. Xavier responds "If that's love, I'm going to make some love to his mouth!"
* ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinChronicles'': "The only tongue I want in my mouth is my own tongue!"[[note]]Jack Spicer after one of his bots serves him animal tongue.[[/note]]
** In the sixth episode when Clay mentions a hoedown, Omi says "What is a hoedown? A showdown with hoes? Count me in!" Presumably he was talking about gardening tools.
*** In episode 9 Omi describes an excellent "hoe technique." This time he does quickly bring a hoe onscreen, though.
* Season 2 Episode 1 of ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' had these lines by Lance & Kitty:
--> '''Kitty''': ''Shouldn't you be Erupting Somewhere?''
--> '''Lance''': ''Hey Kitty, you wanna see some real shaking?''
** A lot of Lance's dialog comes off as this because of all his rock puns.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus'':
-->'''Officer:''' I pulled you over for riding a -- riding a -- what's that thing?
-->'''Jingle:''' This is Vixen.
-->'''Officer:''' Riding a Vixen the wrong way down a one-way street.
* ''WesternAnimation/YinYangYo'':
-->''Yuck:'' You can't beat my pants! Thanks to Yin they're in a very naughty mood.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThreeTwoOnePenguins'': Take these lyrics from "Fair and Square" out of context and try to see how it doesn't sound sexual in any way.
-->'''Kevin:''' When you do that thing.
-->'''Zidgel, Midgel, and Fidgel:''' Thingy, thingy, thingy, oh!
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[[folder: Real Life ]]
* The hardware of the ''AtariJaguar'' combined with the CD add-on, made the system end up looking like a toilet. Considering the console's drawbacks, it wasn't far off.
* The rallying cry of the fans of Austin Peay University is "Let's go, Peay." Go on, say it out loud… It gets better if you know what the last rallying cry was: [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Show me your Peay-ness."]] Their T-shirts {{lampshade|Hanging}} it, saying, "Seriously. It's our cheer."
* Puns have been endemic to [[http://www.holytaco.com/12-unintentionally-funny-sports-headlines/ Bartolo Colon's]] [[http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/05/12/today-in-sophomoric-humor-headlines-about-colon-operation-bartolo-colon/ career]]
* Blog/CakeWrecks has a "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Do You See What I See?]]" category precisely for unintentionally sexual and/or faecal-looking cakes.
* The US Government's new job plan being referred to as 'Cash for Caulkers'. Say it aloud, or watch [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-9-2009/the-most-immature-montage-ever---cash-for-caulkers make it painfully obvious.]]
* This post from the website "[[CaughtUpInTheRapture Rapture]] Ready": "[[http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=105257 I don't want to be lukewarm!]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny How do I become hot for God?]]" (A large proportion of the posts on Rapture Ready consist of accidental innuendo. They never notice.)
* One Australian corporation, based around the Coffs Harbour Ex-Services Club, has adopted the name "the CEX group". And lo, there was much sniggering.
** There's also a second-hand electronic entertainment retail chain in the UK called [=CeX=]. Which often have ''bright-red'' shop fronts.
* There is a Chinese restaurant in Franklin, Tennessee called China Wang (pronounced Wong).
** However, they've since changed their name. Perhaps they caught up on it.
* The Columbus Blue Jackets revealed a new, secondary team mascot along with their new third jerseys in November 2010. The mascot, Boomer (a person in an inflatable suit shaped like a cannon), was intended to be geared toward younger fans, specifically early elementary age, 8 and younger. [[http://theotherpaper.com/articles/2010/12/11/blogs/jacket_racket/doc4d03fd239b005172676576.txt Unfortunately, nobody in the Jackets' marketing department could see how this would be a problem.]] It might've helped if they'd considered focus group testing that went beyond just the 8-and-under crowd. It also doesn't help that Boomer is a tie-in with the club's third jersey - which the team opted not to wear for its scheduled fifth appearance, after losing their first four games in them, even leading to the team taking the third-jersey schedule off their website.[[note]]NHL players are very, ''very'' superstitious.[[/note]]
* This has been making the rounds for a (long) while, but the town of Cumming, Georgia has a Cumming First United Methodist Church. Their website was originally located at [[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.cummingfirst.com www.cummingfirst.com]] (and included a subpage describing their organ), until they realized that the Internet is an utterly merciless place. Subsequently it moved to www.cummingfirstmethodist.com, and it would appear that it is now in the midst of a move to the (finally relatively innuendo-free) www.cfumcga.com. Unfortunately, another church in the same town is known as "First Baptist Cumming". Lagrange, NY had an elementary school named after it.
* The mineral Cummingtonite is actually named after a town in the Berkshire Hills of Massachusetts. There's also [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole Arsole]]. The name is related to arsenic. ([[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} That Other Wiki]] notes that find the name "silly" in a disapproving settle-down-class manner.)
* Australian RugbyUnion player Digby Ioane's comment about English players caused some giggles:
-->'''Ioane:''' They are pretty wingers, they are really good looking and I just can't wait to go against them.
* "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." [[http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html The Darwin Awards demonstrate that testing this is a bad move.]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria Fucking]], a small village in Austria mostly famous for having its road signs commonly stolen as souvenirs. ''Not'' so funny for the villagers who had to pay for the replacements each time...
* Georgia O Keefe's flower paintings.
** The flowers are essentially plant sex organs (or contain them at least), so it isn't innuendo at all...they are paintings of genitalia.
* The English nursery rhyme ''I Love Little Pussy'' has [[HaveAGayOldTime become rather controversial in modern times]]. (It actually ends with "Pussy and I very gently will play.") The same goes for the nursery rhyme that starts, "Ding dong dell/The pussy's in the well..."
* The vanity licence plate "ILVTOFU" was [[http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12093995 turned down by a local DMV.]] It was a vegan's expression for liking tofu.
* The German TV news anchorman Jens Riewa had a problem with a Teleprompter. Because of that, during broadcast, he pushed a button on the underside on his desk. For the viewers, it looked like he was touching his crotch. Afterwards, he explained "I experienced trouble with my .... [[UnusualEuphemism device]]". The clip of this scene became quite popular after it was picked up by a comedian, because of its accidental innuendo.
* [[http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/21/biden-on-cheerleaders-the-stuff-they-do-on-hard-wood-it-blows-my-mind/ Joe Biden on cheerleaders]]
** Look at the above line again.
* Creator/JudyBlume's Literature/{{Fudge}} Box Set.
* [[http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2010/05/Shrek-Mint-Ogre-Load.jpg This billboard]] advertising UsefulNotes/McDonalds' WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} themed [=McFlurries=].
* From the New York Times dining section: "The Domaine de Chevalier 2007, still in oak barrels, trumpets its presence with an explosive burst of pure sauvignon blanc fruit and a beautifully opaque texture that invites repeated sips in an effort to penetrate the wine's mystery. The 2006, not yet bottled, is rounder and less flamboyant..." [[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/081111]] ''Trumpets its presence with an explosive burst''? ''Invites repeated sips in an effort to '''penetrate''' its mystery''? Is this wine having an orgasm or something?
* Several anecdotes on Website/NotAlwaysRight see people wander into this: "[[http://notalwaysright.com/step-1-insert-foot-into-mouth/2250 It was a pretty big rack]]."
* One of the desserts at Outback Steakhouse, an ice cream-covered brownie, is called "Chocolate Thunder from Down Under".
* Pitching great Randy Johnson, whose name is '''Randy Johnson''. Even better, his nickname is "The Big Unit". One wonders if he wears his PornStache ironically.
** It's not as bad as Melvin Upton who is more famously known as BJ [[note]] It stands for Bossman Junior. His dad is referred to as Bossman[[/note]]
* The Shake Weight. That is all.
** ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' picked up on this one with a vengeance.
** This requires [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw visuals]]. How any of those women did that with a straight face....
** Done even worse for the Men. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
--> "Oh, that's it"
* Shout Color Catcher slogan: "The [[VirginPower Proof]] is on the Sheet"
* UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} has a streetcar that was once called [[FunWithAcronyms South Lake Union Transit]], but was then renamed. That has not deterred locals from making jokes about "riding it."
* [[http://www.smmoving.com/ S&M Moving Systems]].
* Sir Radio/TerryWogan exemplifies this trope -- well, it's really Mick Sturbs (the author of the "Janet and John" stories) and many of his listeners who've written in interesting letters who do, but Wogan encourages it all and every little bit of that survived his move from breakfast radio on BBC Radio 2 to his new slot in front of a live audience on Sunday afternoons.
* One of the most successful brands of condoms is "Trojan". Now, you wouldn't expect a condom to have ''unintentionally'' dirty implications, but.... [[TrojanHorse what the Trojans are most famous for]] was accepting into their [[VirginPower impregnable fortress]] something that seemed harmless, which then proceeded to release hundreds of enemy agents.
** Now imagine that a high school needed a mascot, and settled on the Trojans. The yearbook and several other features were later changed to Troyan, whatever that's supposed to be. The teams' names stayed, though, and students are well aware of it. One year's school sweatshirt read "Now 99.7% effective."
** Now imagine a different high school, whose mascot is also the "Trojans", unedited. The swim team's shirts say "Nothing swims past a Trojan."
** Topeka, Kansas has "Seaman High School," which fits this trope well enough on its own, but was made better whenever their sports teams played Topeka High, who had the Trojans as their mascot. There is [[DoubleEntendre nothing accidental]] about the newspaper headlines that read "Seaman breaks through Trojan defenses" or "Trojans contain Seaman." Similarly dirty headlines can be constructed whenever the University of South Carolina (the Gamecocks, or Cocks for short) plays against either Troy or the University of Southern California, both of whom have the Trojans as their mascot. No doubt the subeditors have a field day if they ever meet the Oregon State Beavers.
*** This is probably why the USC women's basketball team prefers to be called the "Women of Troy., though they're missing out on a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trojan_Women literary reference]].
* [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Uranus gets it bad enough]] to [[UranusIsShowing rate its own trope page]].
* There is a''UsefulNotes/WashingtonMetro'' station called "Ballston."
** "Foggy Bottom" also tends to make out-of-towners smirk.
* The major chain store Woolworths released a line of little girls' bedroom furniture entitled "{{Lolita}}". Not for long, though. If it had been anything other than a ''bedroom'' set they might have got away with it.
* During the E3 2013 presentation for the ''XboxONE'', a male gamer was playing ''VideoGame/KillerInstinct'' against a female gamer. When it was apparent that she was on the receiving end of a CurbStompBattle, he quipped "just let it happen, it'll be over soon". What was meant to be a BadassBoast ended up sounding like an accidental [[DudeNotFunny joke about rape]], which didn't settle well with many viewers.
* A chess game was played in the Liechtenstein Open of 1992, in which Hans-Uwe Kock played against Johannes Sucher. This is how "Kock-Sucher" was possible to be cited in a book on chess openings.
* A fairly common reason for this are words that aren't ''quite'' HaveAGayOldTime, but still near it. Take the word 'taint', for instance: it is entirely possible, indeed even ''likely'' to only be aware of the contamination meaning, but as it so happens it is also a slang term for a part of the human body. The more innocent meaning is both at least equally valid and more widespread, but if you ''are'' aware of the slang term...
* A family-friendly diner in Pennsylvania popular for its ice cream briefly had this sign over its napkin holder:
-->''What do'' you ''cream? In case it's your shirt, please take some of these!''
* [[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6n745YGoJ1qb8x3g.jpg Candle salad]]. As Teresa Nielsen Hayden once put it: You have to have a really ''clean'' mind to come up with something like this.
* Bad time for unnecessary quotation marks: [[http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2009/12/thanks-for-mental-image.html Please do not allow children to "bang" on piano -- thanks!]]
* Hockey announcers often fall prey to the Accidental Innuendo, mainly due to sticks being used in the sport. References such as a player "having a long stick" and "stick-on-stick action" are common.
** American football announcers have it at least as bad, what with the tight ends and wide receivers. And any sport that involves ball-handling. In fact, it might be best to just say sports announcers, full stop.
*** There was a T-shirt covered in common American football announcing phrases that ''sound'' dirty but aren't, which included sayings like "All he has to do is keep pounding it up the middle!" and "He could...go...all...the...way!!!"
** Baseball gives us the phrase "get good wood on the ball".
*** And of course, as mentioned on one of George Carlin's early albums: "The batter's got two balls on him."
*** And then there's the old joke about a foreigner (usually a Scotsman) watching his first baseball game, ending with his reaction to being told that the batter had four balls...
* Soviet bloc countries had lots of jokes based upon the Party's {{Newspeak}}: what is the greatest achievement of transplantology? To move the member from the Party's arm to the head.
* There's a currency, a people, and a language called "dong". Website/{{Cracked}} [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ had fun with this.]]
* There was this classic headline about a Brazilian soccer player going to Portugal: Argel Fuks Off To Benfica
* The slightly goofy, Swedish furniture names of IKEA products have been noted as having this property from time to time. "Diktad" means "made up" or "poetical", but it does make you snigger. Unfortunately, one of their products, a bed, did end up with a name that meant something rather close to "good fuck" in German. [[BiteTheWaxTadpole Oops.]]
** There's also a piece of IKEA furniture known as "Beslut". That's Swedish for "decision", but it has quite different connotations in English.
** And an armchair whose name loosely sounds like "butt-tight" (Poäng) in German.
** Don't for get the Fartful!
* The word ''wang'' actually means ''money'' in the Malay language. And then there's ''duit'' (pronounced ''do-it''), which also more or less means the same thing. There are nasty adult jokes that plays on these.
** Doesn't help that the word ''money'' sound similar to another Malay word ''mani'', which means sperm cum. There's also the phrase ''money shot'' that is another word for Bukkake.
* [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/the-funniest-unintentiona_n_602700.html#s97102 The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Signs Of All Time]]
* [[http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?referrerid=109801&t=603219 This forum]] has a list of some of the best ones on British TV and Radio.
* This {{Glurge}}-tastic [[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cat-touched-someone-Autism-3-5-x-3-3-magnet-/330513695533?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cf426c32d magnet on eBay]]. The message: "I've been touched by someone with Autism and it was fantastic!" underneath a picture of [[ADateWithRosiePalms a human hand touching a]] [[HaveAGayOldTime pussy]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext with its finger]]. Lampshaded by [[http://tuuli.tumblr.com/post/12733650017/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was multiple]] [[http://summoner-controller-kel.tumblr.com/post/12762855246/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was Tumblr bloggers]], including multiple autistic [[http://deaf-aspie.tumblr.com/post/12720573222/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was people]] [[http://blinkpink.tumblr.com/post/12718935640/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was joking]] [[http://soilrockslove.tumblr.com/post/12721086224/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was about]] [[http://fromhellsheart.tumblr.com/post/12719854514/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was masturbation]].
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'': The entire "He is your pawn and you are his queen," line considering Quirrell and Voldemort's extremely HoYay-y relationship. WordofGod says it's supposed to be a chess joke.
* [[invoked]] In ''Theatre/TheDrowsyChaperone'' the Man in Chair asks if anyone had noticed the sexual implications of the song "Love is Always Lovely ''in the End''."
* Music/JesusChristSuperstar, during the Last Supper.
-->Why don't you go do it?\\
You want me to do it!\\
Hurry they are waiting\\
If you knew why I do it . . .\\
I don't care why you do it!\\
To think I admired you\\
For now I despise you\\
[[ShapedLikeItself You liar - you Judas]]\\
You wanted me to do it!
* ''Theatre/JuliusCaesar'': Act IV, Scene 3, in Brutus's tent. Brutus asks his page boy, Lucius, to play him some music on his...er...[[FreudWasRight instrument]].
--> '''Brutus''': [to Lucius] Where is thy instrument?
--> '''Lucius''': Here in the tent.
--> [...]
--> '''Brutus''': Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile and [[FreudianSlipperySlope touch thy instrument a strain or two]]?
--> '''Lucius''': Ay, my lord, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises an't please you]].
--> '''Brutus''': It does, my boy: I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing.
--> '''Lucius''': It is my duty, sir.
--> '''Brutus''': I should not urge thy duty past thy might; I know young bloods look for a time of rest…
--> ''[Later, Lucius has fallen asleep while playing a strain or two on his instrument]''
--> '''Brutus''' [to Lucius]: Gentle knave, good night…If thou dost nod, [[ThatCameOutWrong thou break'st thy instrument]]; [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'll take it from thee…]]"
* There's one scene early in ''Theatre/TheLightInThePiazza'' where Fabrizio looks down aghast at himself, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed motioning towards his legs.]] He's actually referring to his clothes, but the innuendo becomes even greater when one factors in the relevant line in Italian, where he says "She can't love a little boy!"
* In ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick'' Weenie gives Joey some homemade soup, causing the audience to gasp. They then clarify it's just chicken noodle.
* "[[http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/justone.htm Just One Person]]" from the musical ''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy!!!]]'':
-->"Two whole people, who believe in you\\
Deep enough, and strong enough,\\
Believe in you\\
Hard enough and long enough\\
There's bound to be some other person who\\
Believes in making it a threesome"
* A few lines in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQRZ4TsljI A Little Priest]]'', from ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'':
-->"Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most... and I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!"
** Made even more {{hilarious|InHindsight}} by the fact that the entire song is just a HurricaneOfPuns, and yet this one was completely unintentional (it was referring to actual cats, and how much meat you can get out of them).
** There's another one in the second act, in Mrs. Lovett's piece ''By the Sea''. She's talking about how great life will be once she and Sweeney Todd are living by the sea, and saying that it'll just be the two of them and the occasional paying guest, and if he feels like it "now and then you could do the guest in". She talks about getting married and tells him to "bring along your chopper", meaning his razor. However, Sondheim notes in his book ''Finishing the Hat'' that when the show premiered in England, he discovered that "chopper" is also British slang for penis.
* One of the major settings of ''Theatre/{{Tannhaeuser}}'' is the "Venusberg," the hill of Venus. Creator/RichardWagner was aware of the potential for gynecological jokes and refrained from making it the title of the opera.
* ''Theatre/WestSideStory'': "When you come, use the back door."
* ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'': From As Long As You're Mine: "If it turns out it's [[JizzedInMyPants over too fast]]..."
* Though Creator/WilliamShakespeare intentionally wrote many {{Double Entendre}}s into his plays, some of which [[GetTheeToANunnery tend to be lost on modern audiences]], Ophelia's line "he comes before me" in ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' was probably not meant as innuendo. The ReducedShakespeareCompany, acting with typical VulgarHumor, presented it as such; a footnote in the published edition of ''[[Theatre/TheCompleteWorksOfWilliamShakespeareAbridged The Complete Wrks of Wllm Shkspr (Abridged)]]'' suggests two X-rated interpretations.
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[[folder:Toys]]
* The vibrating ''Literature/HarryPotter'' broomstick. [[http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/broomstick.html This]] (NSFW) was based on an actual product.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN3KWFcnZr0&feature=channel_page Elmo loves balls!]]
* ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'': Online product descriptions of the toys put certain items in quotation marks to indicate that they can't actually be used as intended (e.g. plastic cake). (This probably has something to do with avoiding lawsuits.) A description with several words in quotation marks may end up sounding like a HurricaneOfEuphemisms.
** Not to mention they named one of the G2 ponies ''Morning Glory''...

** Big [=McIntosh=]'s Blind Bag collector card simply says he "is very gentle". Combine this with his ChickMagnet status in fanon, and, well...
** The ''[[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/shop/details.cfm?guid=C2F6A500-5056-900B-10B6-F9648904AC32 Sweet Slumbers with Applejack & Star Dreams]]'' toy set. Jokes about [[{{Lolicon}} Applejack sleeping with a filly]] were inevitable.
** The placement of the ''[[http://derpiboo.ru/images/116988 Walkin' Talkin']] [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/walking-talking-pinkie-pie-on-taobao.html Pinkie Pie]]'' toy's battery compartment.
* The "Berry [[BitchInSheepsClothing Beachy]]" line of WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake dolls.
* Is there no one else who finds the fuzzy, vibrating 'Tickle Me [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo]] hands deeply [[{{Squick}} disturbing?]] Made even worse for one commercial building up suspense for a new model Tickle Me Elmo where they censored Elmo's body with blurry boxes.
** "[[Film/{{Congo}} Tickle Amy.]]"

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In '' [[VideoGame/ActionChatroom Under The Mask]]'' Josh is extremely prone to these, and Jin does them a fair bit too. Conversations between them have been known to send the rest of their table fleeing to the bathrooms.
* ''VideoGame/AgeOfWonders'': It's jokingly rumoured among the fandom that the reason for the High Men's change of name in the sequel to Archons is due to the original name's similar pronunciation to a certain component of the female genitalia.
* ''VideoGame/ArcTheLadTwilightOfTheSpirits'': Have you reached the scene involving Tatjana and the Lakelta brothers? Think about the lines again....
* ''VideoGame/BackyardSports''
** In ''Soccer 2004'', one of the fields is called [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fap]]py's Farm (or just [[ADateWithRosiePalms Fap]]py Farm, which arguably sounds even worse).
** In the ''Baseball'' series, "The gooch likes that! Yeah, give me some more of that!"
* In ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'', there's a moment where Jade, the heroine, squeezes into a tiny gap to get to a cut-off area. Her sidekick, Double H, says, in response to the fact that he's too darn broad-shouldered to make it through: "Too tight for me! I'll cover your rear."
* ''VideoGame/BlacklightRetribution'' has a method of naming weapons based on their components. Sounds harmless enough, but one configuration of the assault rifle was the Forceful Extended Violator. However the naming system has been modified to prevent this.
* ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift'': One common way for Western fans to spell out ''[[UpdatedRerelease BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend]]'' as an acronym is "[[FunWithAcronyms BBCSEX]]". Given that Arcsys is based in Japan and not an English speaking country, this probably wasn't intentional, but [[SurprisinglyGoodEnglish we don't know for sure]].
* The original ''VideoGame/BreathOfFire'' had an item called a "[[CountryMatters C.Nut]]". Myep.
* In the first ''VideoGame/BrokenSword'' game, the main character walks around with a manhole cover opening doohickey. Showing it to people will occasionally result in dialogs like
--> ''George'': "Did I show you my tool?"
--> ''Consierge'': "Oui, monsieur. Just like mine. Except, of course, that it is much smaller."
** and
--> ''George'': "I already showed you my tool, didn't I?"
--> ''Museum Curator'': "Oui, monsieur. Most impressive!"
* ''Bump 'N Jump''.
* ''VideoGame/ChaosRingsOmega'': After beating the [[MiniBoss Progenitor's Pelvis]], you get the achievement Pelvic Pummeler.
* ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'': -->"Did you just come out of the closet?!"
** Sadly removed from the [[UpdatedRerelease DS retranslation.]]
* ''VideoGame/DarkSoul'': Using the Dark Hand on any human-sized NPC and enemy can, from certain camera angles, look like a rather [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDp_UdsHxE passionate kissing session]].
** A few [[UnfortunateName character names]] may count too, such as Maneater Mildred and Ceaseless Discharge.
* ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive'': The two new gameplay mechanics in ''5'' are called "Power Blow" and "Critical Burst". Yeah...
* In a later level of ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2'' ([[spoiler:in which you revisit the ''Ishimura'']]), there are ultraviolet floodlights set up to aid decontamination crews in scrubbing up bloodstains and such. Of course, [[AllMenArePerverts most male gamers]] will read [[ADateWithRosiePalms something different]] into white stains under black lights. (The fact that they are ''huge'' just makes it that much funnier.) (The stains. The stains are huge, not... [[ThatCameOutWrong Get your mind out of the gutter!]])
* ''TheDemonRush'': Cherry Venus would make an excellent porn name.
* ''VideoGame/DemonsSouls''
** Sometimes, the Maiden's line "Touch the demon inside me" sounds a lot different from what it should mean.
** The item you use to give your weapon magic damage is named ''Sticky White Stuff''.
** The Penetrator is going to [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin pierce through your armor with his long, long sword.]]
* ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' - "Another small one. What a disappointment!"
* ''VideoGame/DevilSurvivor'' does this itself when describing the Gigolo in Naoya's profile as a "[[FlamboyantGay flamboyant man]]", immediately followed by "[[HoYay What could their relationship be?]]". The fact that Gigolo is [[spoiler: unambiguously revealed to be gay on one path]] doesn't help.
* [[invoked]] in ''VideoGame/Disgaea3AbsenceOfJustice''. Mao is an unintentional master of this, whether it's panting heavily and literally drooling over the developments in Almaz's body, demanding for Almaz to teach him about love, or telling Beryl's GirlPosse: "I'm not interested in praise. Reward me with something physical."
* ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy'' had early fan translations translating Kefka's intro quote to Tidus as "go play with your ball", and variations of such, meant to refer to Tidus playing blitzball. The English version of the game replaced this with "go back to the beach", same idea without the innuendo. Then, we come to Firion - Kefka's quote to him in the Japanese game was to say he was sweaty, due to all the weapons he carries around. In English, we get "eeeeeew, aren't you hot?" instead.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozAjuxRKo1k Here's a video]] devoted to the innuendos of ''Dissidia''.
*** And thanks to ''012'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4rxJ9mfk_M here's the sequel.]]
* ''VideoGame/{{DJMAX}}'' series has the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty9BneMpISo&fmt=18 video for "Ready Now".]] It's a bit hard to dismiss the scene at 18 seconds as a mere kiss instead of one that's somewhere lower. This is made ''even clearer'' in the next shot, which shows the guy lying down on the ground, with the girl's face nowhere near his.
** "Sweet Shining Shooting Star" on ''DJMAX Technika'': [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ssss_asddfasdf_4643.jpg When you see it, you'll never full-combo this song ever again.]]
* When Jake finds his first purple scent he says "50 purples gets me a bone." However, judging by the nature of in ''VideoGame/DogsLife'', this [[Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar may not be accidental.]]
* [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 "He's back again, and about time, too. And this time, he's in the mood!"]]
* ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'': The name of the first game's second boss's level: Necky's Nuts.
** Though since this IS a Rare game, 'accidental' is debatable...
** Another debatable "accidental" innuendo (from the second game): [[PunnyName Klampon]]. Think about it.
* ''VideoGame/DragonFable'': The description for a ring mentions [[ErrolFlynn E. Flynn]], and how he "really gets around!"
* ''VideoGame/DragonQuestV'' gives us Old Man Nick Knack, who asks that you "refrain from yer rubbin' 'til after dark, when everyone's out of the way". He is, of course, referring to polishing your knick-knacks where no one can see you do it.[[note]]You can put souvenirs from various places on display in a museum, and polishing them makes them more attractive. Why, what did you ''think'' he meant?[[/note]]
** One of the possible items is a small music box made to commemorate Prince Harry's wedding. So of course, using the cleaning cloth on it results in this immortal sentence: "[Your name] polishes the marital organ."
* To quote Morrie from ''VideoGame/DragonQuestVIII'':
-->'''Morrie''': "You know what they say: You never know the depths of your own passion until you play with yourself."
** It simply has to be on purpose with this guy, judging from many of his other lines:
-->'''Morrie''': "You give my monstrous pit a good licking."
-->'''Morrie''': "You keep it up, and you will go far in my monstrous pit!"
** Apparently, Kalderasha has asked Valentina repeatedly not to touch his crystal balls.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonsDogma'' you get this reaction from a pawn when they see a Cockatrice for the first time.
--> '''It has the head of a cock!'''
* The Sega SG-1000 had a game titled ''Dragon Wang''. [[http://gamingafter40.blogspot.com/2011/06/of-import-dragon-wang-1985.html This review]] complements the dubious-sounding name with a NotWhatItLooksLike screenshot.
* ''Franchise/ElderScrolls''
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIDaggerfall'' has randomly generated items, which makes it possible to have the Blouse Of Opening (which sounds dirty, but simply unlocks doors).
** At the beginning of the (short but existent) ForcedTutorial for ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'', a guard approaches and tells you, "This is where you get off. Come with me."
** In ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', one of Adrianne's flavour quotes is:
---> "I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. [[UltimateBlacksmith Eorlund Gray-Mane]] has that honor. The man's steel is legendary."
* ''VideoGame/{{Facade}}'': One of Grace's knickknacks is basically a glass rainbow colored penis. It's made incredibly odd because it isn't treated to look out of place from the other sculptures, but it just a bit too sex toy shaped to seem like a creative oversight of the duo who produced it.
* ''VideoGame/FarCry2'': "I'll need to hold your equipment, bro."
* ''VideoGame/FatalFrame'': A ghost in Crimson Butterfly died in the lost village while looking for her boyfriend ([[spoiler: by being strangled by his ghost, actually]]). One of her diary entries has a single page stating simply "He came" and, even better, she utters a haunting "you finally...came" when defeated. Considering how hard this phrase would be to work around, the translators probably realized the implication and just plowed on ahead.
* ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'':
** "I've shown you mine, so the least you can do is show me yours" and "I am the bone of my sword."
** Saber once tells Shirou "you've entered me so many times"... referring, of course, to the fact that he's entered her memories.
** Another good one from Saber, to Shirou: "You were my sheath." [[spoiler: She's discussing the fact that he's a vessel for Excalibur's sheath Avalon, buuuuut...]]
** Lancer's Gae Bolg...or, if you prefer, his "Gay Bulge"
* ''VideoGame/FattyBear'': From the second time onwards, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuXZFOrt3ZA looking at the top half of the closet then returning the view to Fatty Bear at the bottom will cause him to say "I need to get higher."]]
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'':
** Some fans have taken Terra's "looks like a bear" comment about Sabin to mean...[[TheBear something]] [[AmbiguouslyGay else]]. Doesn't help that Sabin takes it as a compliment.
** And a visual one, the folds of Kefka's robe in his god form in the final battle...well, some have taken it as evidence he ''really'', '''''really''''' [[http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/242/7/a/Kneeling_before_Kefka__s_power_by_Mongoosquilax.jpg enjoys destruction]].
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'': The last line of an [[RelationshipUpgrade S Support]] between Say'ri and the Male Avatar has Say'ri, after promising to take him back home with her to see Chon'sin and all of the fantastic sights she described to him, hoping that they could perhaps be joined together as one under the cherry trees. While Say'ri probably had a marriage ceremony in mind, fans with dirtier minds interpreted her wording as [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces a different kind of joining]].
* ''VideoGame/FullThrottle'': During the demolition derby, Ben and Maureen have to stage a seemingly fatal accident by getting in a head-on collision. Getting Ben's car over the field to her car takes some time, so at one point an impatient Maureen will say: "Ben, get here and nail me!".
* ''VideoGame/GoldenSun'' games have the Hard Nut rare items which permanently raise a character's defense stat. If the main character finds an item they don't have inventory space for, they give it to the first character who does. Thus, "(protagonist) got a Hard Nut! (protagonist) gave a Hard Nut to (another character)."
** In the first game, this was used to set up an ''actual'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar innuendo]]: "Jill gave Isaac a nice surprise! Isaac got a Hard Nut!"
** ''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn'' made this one even more funny by ''removing the capitalization'' on items like the hard nut. "Matthew got a hard nut!"
* ''Gothic 2'' features quite a fabulous one at it's very beggining, with the Necromancer explaining to the hero the effects on the evil realm creatures of the first game's final boss deathcry.
-->'''Xardas:''' It was an order to all evil creatures, a word of power that they were all bound to obey. His last order was, COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons.
* ''VideoGame/GrabbedByTheGhoulies'': And Rare already crammed their usual heaping helping of ''deliberate'' adult humor into the game! There are quite a few things that are innocent enough in the normal game, but become very risqué due to the player character being of the opposite gender during Challenge 21. To elaborate: when playing through the normal game, you play as Cooper, a male who appears to attract the sexual attention of multiple female foes in the game. When you play through a second time in Challenge 21, you play as Amber, a female, who '''still attracts the same female baddies.''' The female vampires that pull you into their coffins and shut the door while hearts rise out of the casket and you slowly lose health suddenly take on a [[HoYay whole new meaning.]]
** Amber's pre-boss Ghoulie self still wants a kiss from her non-Ghoulie self...
** Perhaps worse is the second mummy you meet in the game, who startles you by jumping out of a large vase, triggering a Super Scary Shock. The camera shows him, then cuts to the player, then cuts to ''him doing menacing pelvic thrusts.'' Poor, poor Amber...
*** The fact that the next shot is of the player character leaping into the air with an exponentially more shocked expression than before doesn't help.
* ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'': Resident {{Fetish Fuel}} character Dizzy has a lot of lines that can come across as sexually arousing, despite that's not her intention. Needless to say a lot of fans are turned on.
* ''VideoGame/HalfLife'': "If you follow standard insertion procedure, everything should be fine."
* ''VideoGame/Halo3ODST'': One exchange featured in one of the [=ViDocs=] got replaced thanks to jokes about this.
-->'''Dare''': My hatch... (''grunts'') is... (''grunts'') jammed...[[note]]This was replaced in the final game with "My hatch won't open. How about yours?"[[/note]]
-->'''Buck''': (''chuckles'')
-->'''Dare''': How's yours?
-->'''Buck''': (''sighs'') [[AManIsAlwaysEager Works great]]!
* In ''VideoGame/HarvestMoon'' for the SNES getting the best ending [[GuideDangIt requires that you pick up and set down your dog 100 times]]. You can do this all in one quick session, just [[BestialityIsDepraved don't face northward]].
* ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'': One particular item in BBL is referred to as a Bright and Massive Thing. Among others, this leads to the line, "You're up, Massive Thing!"
** It's actually referred to as the Massive Key, designed to open any lock. (Personal theory: it's a [[StealthPun crow]]bar.) Ryouta's the only one to call it a "Massive Thing."
** Also what Ryouta says [[spoiler:after being knocked out]].
-->'''Ryouta''': [[spoiler:"Aargh! Darn it! Why did I let myself get taken from behind like that!?"]]
* ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry'': In the Onikakushi VN, during the festival the club members try finding something cute to bring to Rena. Keiichi goes somewhere else to show her his, and she comes back all dizzy and blushing. She then comments on the cuteness of Keiichi's "little fur seal"; cue Mion and Satoko's violent retaliation on Keiichi. [[spoiler:He showed her a seal-shaped key holder he made himself when he was a child.]]
* The infamous line from ''VideoGame/HouseOfTheDead'': "Don't come!" They just forgot to add in the words "any closer," honest. It's very common in games [[BlindIdiotTranslation translated in Japan]].
* Kurama Norihito from ''[[VideoGame/InazumaEleven Inzuma Eleven Go]]'' has the dub name of Michael '''Ballzack'''.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'': When Sora finds out [[spoiler:that Kairi's heart is within himself]]:
--> "Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"
** Also, when Sora has a conversation with Yuffie early in the game, she says "I've heard that the Keyblade can open all sorts of locks" while [[http://i.imgur.com/Pfu07zB.png sitting on a bed like this.]]
*** Talking to her again would make her say "Think of this as an adventure!". While [[http://i.imgur.com/3tfetlW.jpg sitting in that same position.]]
* ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'': Axel refers to ice cream as "the icing of the cake", Roxas enjoys "having ice cream" with Axel and Xion, and complains that having ice cream alone isn't the same because "all he tastes is the salt, and his hands get sticky".
** The series is a goldmine. other examples : "Kairi...Kairi is inside me?", "uh uh You're really good.", "I have some unfinished business with this puppet", "Sora, you sure are growing fast"...
* ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'' is no stranger to intentional dirty jokes, but the creators insist that the [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Sugar_Fruit_Fairy Sugar Fruit Fairy]] was ''not'' supposed to look like the top half of a nude woman, balancing a fruit bowl on her large tracts of land. But many people see it this way, and calling it a "fruit fairy" didn't help matters. (The two round things in the middle are eyes, and the semicircle under them is the head...[[FreudWasRight uh, cranium]].)
* ''KingdomsOfAmalur'' uses the slang 'tinker' as a synonym for 'craftsman'. This means you get dialogue like:
--> '''Parwen:''' Sun Camp is built around trade. Argine started it before Adessa was built, and she keeps her tinkers' hands very busy.
* In ''VideoGame/KingsQuestVIHeirTodayGoneTomorrow'' when Alex pulls out the Magic Map: "Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation."
** "By all that's beautious, fair and sightly, four morons do I sleep with nightly!"
* The lighthouse scene on the roof in ''VisualNovel/LastWindow''. [[spoiler:When inquired on what she thinks of the lighthouse, Mila says she thought that it was bigger when seen from ground level, but now having seen it from up close, she now thinks that it is much smaller. This comment then causes Kyle to pop a wide smirk on his face, prompting Mila to ask if she said "something wrong". Kyle then dodges a potentially awkward conversation by saying that it's a funny coincidence, because he also thought the same thing as she did when he first saw it.]]
* ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'': Teemo's quotation on Tristana could sound like a totally lame DoubleEntendre joke.
--> ''"If there's one person I'd trust to take on a difficult mission, it's Tristana -- all day long!"''
* From ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' series:
** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'':
*** The Fishing Hole man. Specifically, what he says when you visit the hole with a Rumble Pak in your controller. "Today, you can feel the vibration, young man!" Errm... Come again?
*** If you go to the Kakariko Graveyard, look inside the gravekeeper's hut, and read his diary, it will say, "Come into my grave to receive my ''stretching, shrinking keepsake''."
*** A more infamous line in the original version: If you show the spooky mask to the head carpenter as a kid "Hey, you have some good, quality wood there, kid!" In the Nintendo3DS version, this line was rewritten so he explicitly refers to the mask to make it clear he's actually talking about wood.
*** In the beginning, there is a Kokiri boy trying to pick up a rock...or, at least, that's what he's supposed to be doing. Unfortunately, he looks more like he's humping the rock instead.
** ''Spirit Tracks'' seems to crank this up a notch. There's Chancellor Cole and Byrne [[DudeShesLikeInAComa running off with Zelda's soulless body]], with Zelda wondering what they're going to do with it. And the gratuitous usage of the word tap. "Tap me if you want to get back on the train" indeed.
** The line "COME!" is one of the many memes from the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Philips CD-i games]].
** Orca, the old man from Outset Island in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]'' who trains Link on swordsmanship: "Come at me, (playername)! Thrust with your sword!" followed shortly by "Very good! Keep thrusting!"
** In ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast A Link To The Past]]'' when you upgrade the Tempered Sword to the Golden Sword: "Your sword is stronger! You can feel its power throbbing in your hand!"
** ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link’s Awakening]]'': "Wow! This is a nice chest!"
** ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'':
-->'''Agitha''': Li'l stag beetle, li'l stag beetle, your spiky pinchers are so sharp! They must feel so good...
** ''Most'' of whatever Agitha says is [[UnresolvedSexualTension bug]] [[CreepyChild crazy]].
** "Li'l snail, li'l snail, [[HeadTiltinglyKinky just once I'd like to take a bath in that slime...]]
* It's a common file name in all of Sierra's adventure games, but an accidental innuendo is caused if you realise that the VGA version of ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'' has a device driver with the name "STD". (This filename is actually short for "'''st'''andar'''d'''" (in C and C++, a library that handles multiple standard C features is called cstdlib, for '''C''' '''st'''andar'''d''' '''lib'''rary) since VGA is the basic resolution on most x86 computers, still often used today to safely use a computer with a bad driver without the driver being active. However, considering the game in question, it can be misinterpreted as standing for something unrelated to computers.)
* ''VideoGame/LightningReturnsFinalFantasyXIII'': "One day, the light touched me." from trailers. That it's the character herself saying it doesn't change the fact the main protagonist's nickname is "Light".
* ''VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet'': "I'm a wooden steed. Grab my soft material, and we can go for a ride!"
* ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood'' has this in the ending:
--> OH! MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMING!
* ''VideoGame/LittleRedRidingHoodsZombieBBQ'': In the player selection screen, upon choosing Red, she'll say: "Let's do it!". Maybe not so accidental, after all...
* Near the end of ''VideoGame/LufiaIIRiseOfTheSinistrals'', [[spoiler:Daos]] shouts out, "You little hoochees ''[sic]''!" In case they didn't know, a "hoochie" is a slang term for a woman who, let's say, is kind of... [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre promiscuous]]. No wonder Natsume unknowingly [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar got crap past the radar]].
* ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'':
** "I was the one who added the nuts to that statue!"
** This whole concept of this game is screaming with AccidentalInnuendo. The Bros are "inside of Bowser's body." They have to "stimulate" his body parts. If you have a dirty mind, you'll be snickering all throughout this game.
*** Especially hilarious when, finding Bowser's funny bone near the beginning of the game, Starlow overtly says "If we can stimulate this thing, something'll happen...". Now take it out of context and try not to grin...
*** The game also does it in the form of accidental Fetish Fuel. While each person likes their own thing, there are a few more common... odd kinks that show up in the game. The game is perfectly innocent, but if you look at, it contains a lot of items that have an actual name for the attraction to.
** To quote elsewhere on this page "The plot revolves around Bowser putting suspicious things in his mouth"
* ''VideoGame/MarioParty''
** The original had Peach (unintentionally) have a rather suggestive-looking animation for whenever she tried to hold onto an item during "Crane Game". LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys were quick to notice.
-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
** ''3'' had this for Bowser of all people. Normally, when you step on his space on the board, his intro would show him dancing happily. However, there were rare occasions where Bowser's intro showed him lying on his side with his head leaning on his hand while his other hand is on his side and has one leg crossed over the other. This makes Bowser look like he was [[ReadyForLovemaking ready to have sex with the player]] instead of playing his usual pranks.
* Somehow, there's some accentual innuendo in an ''educational'' game. ''Mario's Early Years: Fun With Letters'' has a "Sentence World" where kids are encouraged to fill in the blanks with objects on the screen to correctly complete the sentence. LetsPlay/ProtonJon and a friend of his did a LetsPlay of the game and when they saw the sentence "The Princess has a big ____", hilarity ensued. It can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa81s4mw3a0&feature=g-u-u&context=G2fe3d42FUAAAAAAABAA here]] around the 8 minute mark. [[spoiler:Sentence World earns itself the nickname "Inappropriate World".]]
* ''VideoGame/MarioVsDonkeyKong'': Listen to Pauline's dialogues from the sound test of ''Mini-Land Mayhem''...
* Spencer's "You don't know nothing about swinging!" line to Spider-Man in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', especially regarding the latter's [[ChickMagnet astonishing number of love interests]] and his actions post-''OneMoreDay''.
* You can get something along these lines while romancing Garrus in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''. When asked about the pacing of the relationship, he has this to say:
-->'''Garrus:''' "You know me - I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. ({{beat}}) Wait... that metaphor went somewhere ''horrible.''"
** Harbinger - basically, anything he said could be interpreted as double entendre, including, but not limited to: "This hurts you.", "You cannot resist.", "I know you feel this.", "If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.", "Shepard, submit now.", "(...) bend to me.", "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexualHarassmentAndRapeTropes?from=Main.RapeTropes You will regret your resistance, Shepard.]]", "You cannot escape your destiny, Shepard.", "Why do you resist us, Shepard?". All of this makes him sound like a SuperPersistentPredator of a sexual variety. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaRdcVYTjRw I think he really likes SHEPARD...]] It's like the Harbinger's a {{tsundere}}.
** And [[InternalAffairs Gianna Parasini]] gives us this gem:
-->''"I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior—then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls."''
** At one point during ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Comm Specialist Samantha Traynor says this with an almost passionate voice:[[note]]It's about her preference for real chess pieces over virtual ones.[[/note]]
-->''I like the feel of something solid in my hands.''
* ''VideoGame/MegaManV'': Uranus's weapon is called the Deep Digger? ''Seriously?''
** And did it really have to be [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]?
* ''VideoGame/MegaMan3'' has a Robot Master named Hard Man. The shape doesn't help.
* In ''VideoGame/MetalWalker'' one of the capsules you can buy is called "Get Blown".
* ''MimanaIyarChronicle'': If Melrose's MadScientist intentions are not taken into account, her attempts at undressing Crais and/or Sophie border on BlackComedyRape.
* ''VideoGame/MindJack'': "He's a big one! Well, the harder they come..."
* ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' has a consumable item that grants a stamina gauge boost and negates cold. The problem? It's called "Hot Meat".
* Konquest Mode in ''VideoGame/MortalKombatArmageddon'' involves collectible "Relics" for each character in the game. Moloch's is the ball and chain he carries around...but it's called "Moloch's Ball." Cue HehHehYouSaidX.
* Lucas in the hot spring with Ionia, the [[WholesomeCrossdresser Magypsy]] in ''VideoGame/Mother3''. Because it cuts to black, and Ionia says things like "Don't struggle" and "Just endure it for a little bit", it can be interpreted the wrong way.
* ''VideoGame/MugenSouls'' is filled to the bursting point with these. Of course, some may have been on purpose.
* Nurse dancing, BDSM[[note]]Black dragonscale mail; see AcronymAndAbbreviationOverload[[/note]], techniques for the proper use of leashes...describing your most recent ''VideoGame/NetHack'' run can sound downright kinky.
* In ''[[VideoGame/NiGHTSIntoDreams NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams]]'', a [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/5-second-movies/23723-nights-jod-in-5-seconds good portion]] of the beginning of Helen's story is... yeah.
* ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'': The 'trapped in the elevator' sequence.
-->'''June''': I might...get wet.
-->'''Junpei''': Wh-(''What?!'')
-->'''June''': Down there...I'd get soaking wet...
-->'''Junpei''': W-well, I mean, of course you would, that's the way it works.
-->'''Junpei''': I mean, I've never heard of anyone getting soaking wet...somewhere...else...
** It's more like a misunderstanding from Junpei's perspective than this trope, because he ''really thought'' that June was talking about that.
* ''VideoGame/NutsAndMilk'': The name of this game. Think about what it could lead someone to believe, and did in fact lead a ROM hacker to believe.
* The game VideoGame/{{OFF}}. Nothing in the game itself, but its title leads to a lot of unintentional hilarity when mentioned in conversation, leading to a lot of "I just beat OFF!" and "Can you help me get OFF?"
* ''VideoGame/{{Okami}}'' has a fisherman who, after a good run, proudly declares "I can feel life itself pulsing through my rod!"
* In ''VideoGame/TheOregonTrail'' you're fording the river and the water's going too fast. If you don't tie your wagon down, you might lose all of your supplies! [[BoundAndGagged Would you like to use rope and chains?]]
* All over the place in ''VideoGames/{{Otomedius}}''. Especially from Tita, which might not be so accidental.
* ''VideoGame/PaperMario'': In the first game, there's a little (male) star kid called {{T|heTwink}}wink.
* In the first ''VideoGame/PajamaSam'' game, Sam will grab a plank of wood at the cost of a rope he borrowed from a tree. If you have Sam offer the wood to the tree in exchange, she'll be disgusted and tell Sam to take it away. Said tree might also be [[FridgeHorror thinking of the wood as a dead corpse, possibly of her kin ... !]]
* From ''VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper 2'': "Slurp it! Suck it! I know you all like it!" (he was actually referring to the noodles he was eating, but anyone who is at least 13 will take it as...something else)
* The opening of the first ''VideoGame/{{Persona}}'' remake has a scene that looks oddly similar to [[ShockSite goatse]]. [[UnfortunateImplications And then you see Maki's face in it]]. It ''may'' be intentional, given the other bits of symbolism we see in the game itself.
** ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' has a moment subject to alternate interpretation in the optional Strength Social Link, should the player decide to join the school basketball team. Kou's best friend Daisuke, a soccer player, notices Kou's discontentment with the troubles of maintaining a small team, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Daisuke''': "...Are you stuck polishing the balls again?"
-->'''Kou''': "Yeah, while they go to their parties, I get to stay here and play with balls. I loooove them balls. ...... Man, I wanna go party, too!!"
*** Daisuke and the main character only react with embarrassment ''after'' Kou exclaims that he wants to party, unaware of any innuendo.
* ''VideoGame/{{Plok}}'': "I've been diddled again!"
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'':
** Basically, anyone who talks about Poké Balls.
*** In fact, in ''[=HeartGold=] and [=SoulSilver=]'', when the player first meets Kurt, he says, "(Player), eh? You want me to make some balls for you?"
** Anyone who talks about breeding Pokémon.
** Yanmega's Japanese name, Me'''gay'''anma, [[ScunthorpeProblem made plenty of censor filters jump]], along with Co'''fag'''rigus.
** [[MemeticMutation Professor Oak]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6z4egUJh61qz8e06.bmp came]].
** Magmar and especially Magby's Japanese names: Boober and Booby, respectively! Of course, it was ''MEANT'' to reference birds like the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Footed_Booby Blue-Footed Booby]], but... [[FreudWasRight well...]] And Magmortar is '''Boo''b'''urn''. Ouch.
** Quite a few Pokémon have a suggestive tuft of fur between their legs, like Blaziken, Reshiram and Beartic. White Kyurem gets a few of Reshiram's characteristics... but ''not'' that suspicious placing of fur.
** The move Harden could make a few people with dirty minds giggle. Especially since the same Pokémon likely will know String Shot... Hydro Pump causes the same dirty thoughts sometimes. Particularly with HotSkittyOnWailordAction jokes.
** Not to mention what the Internet has done with Cloyster.
** [[http://sprites.pokecheck.org/b/151.gif Mew's backsprite]] from ''Black and White''.
** Palkia's unfortunate design from the shoulders up.
* ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'': A construction worker in the Pyrite Hotel says "Apparently some rich fellow ordered the colosseum built. I'm amazingly stiff."
* ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'': So, in ''Platinum'', you get a villa. You can buy furniture for it. When you mix records, sometimes your friends will find a TV program that is examining furniture you have. Sometimes they say that you have a "nice rack".
** REGIGIGAS can't get it going because of its Slow Start!
* In ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver'', there's a juggler who says, "Whoops! Dropped my balls!" when you defeat him in battle. It caused endless snickers from fans throughout the fandom. In the remakes, this line was replaced with "Whew! That was a jolt."
** Not to mention the Nugget item, which is called literally "golden ball" in the Japanese version. The man offering to give the player a nugget suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. "Golden ball" ''is'' a perfectly valid slang for... that... in Japanese though, so there's a good chance this was ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar intentional.]]''
** The same games as above also had a Trainer in the Burned Tower named Firebreather Dick (Firebreather Trainers are shown as fat men spewing out flames like a circus firebreather with the aid of an ignited stick and dressed like clowns in the originals and instead wearing Magmar-inspired clothes in the remakes. This one happened to be named Dick). Nintendo slightly modified this in the remakes as well by instead using the name Dick is short for, Richard.
** Speaking of Pokémon, Professor Oak "came as soon as he heard" that you beat the Elite Four... and unlike the remakes of ''Gold'' and ''Silver'', the remakes of ''Red'' and ''Blue''/''Green'' did not change the line.
** And speaking of balls, there sure are some great ones in that series.
*** The Heavy Balls and Love Balls.
** In ''Platinum'', you can buy a furniture piece called the "rack". On TV, they will say that you have a "nice rack".
*** Get enough furniture and eventually certain [=NPCs=] will invite themselves to your villa. It's funny the way a few of them seem to be waiting right next to your bed.
*** The wild Regigigas can't get it going because of its Slow Start!
** ''[=HeartGold=] and [=SoulSilver=]'''s first NPC in the first town apparently likes your bag. A lot.
*** Later in the game, you meet Whitney at the Pokéathlon Dome, who offers to buy you an outfit for the sport. In the Japanese script, she wonders out loud if you were an S or an M, then decides that you're an M and forces you into an outfit of her choosing.
*** Also, Dewgong's Pokédex entry in ''Gold'' and ''[=HeartGold=]'' ''Versions'' states that "The colder the temperature, the friskier it gets."
** In the first gym in Black and White version (based upon a restaurant), a trainer that's a waitress tells an analogy about serving food and battles, then begins the battle, but not before saying [[DoubleEntendre "I'm your next course!"]]
** Anytime anyone talks about breeding Pokémon (especially Brock, in the anime, whose oft-stated ambition is to be "the best breeder ever!"). A fisherman trainer in Emerald. brags about his fishing before the battle, and then afterwards says "Don't tell me yours is bigger!"
** In Pokémon Sapphire, Dodrio's pokédex entry says "Apparently, the heads aren't the only parts of the body that Dodrio has three of". It's talking about its three hearts and three sets of lungs.
* ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue''
** Professor Oak's infamous line: "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four."
** Ekans = snake, Arbok = cobra, Muk = ???
** Ever take a good look at [[http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/b/b9/Pokemon_FRLG_Silph_Comapany-1f.png/400px-Pokemon_FRLG_Silph_Comapany-1f.png the fountain at Silph Company first floor in ''Pokemon [=FireRed=] and [=LeafGreen=]''?]]
* ''VideoGame/PokemonStadium'': One of the Team Rocket members in Stadium 2 has a Wobbuffet nicknamed... Wobbu'''fap'''. It's ''even worse'' considering [[FreudWasRight what Wobbuffet is.]]
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY'', you can sometimes meet a man in a purple suit named Mr. Bonding, usually alone in a hotel room and always facing a wall. If you talk to him, he'll turn around and exclaim "It's bonding time!," and the screen goes dark. After a second, the game fades back in, as if the player character has no memory of what just happened, and Mr. Bonding talks about how he's just given you a new skill.
* "[[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} The sea shall run white with his rage!]]" The guy is [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] Milkman, [[ItMakesSenseInContext just for context's sake.]]
* In ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' for Wii, when Soda Popinski gets back up, he takes up a bottle... and it looks somewhat like he pulls it out of his ass.
* ''VideoGame/PuttPutt'': Level '''69''' of ''Balloon-o-Rama'' has pink balloons arranged in the shape of a heart, which soon fills up with white balloons. Ironically, it's also a ThatOneLevel for many due to the fact all balloons regenerate after popping them. ''[[RuleOfThree Three times.]]''
* Even ''VideoGame/{{Quest 64}}'' gets away with this one in regular gameplay. It's bad enough the spell is named Power Staff, but this is the kicker. It's of the ''fire'' element.
* The level in ''VideoGame/RaymanOrigins'' where Holly Luya is rescued is known as [[{{Gainaxing}} Crazy Bouncing]].
* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilTheDarkSideChronicles''
** When Steve Burnside spots a couple of swinging cranes that they can use to escape Nosferatu:
--->'''Steve:''' "Claire, you like to swing?"
--->'''Claire:''' "Excuse me?"
** Another one:
--->'''Alfred''' (''to Steve and Claire'')''':''' "The girl and boy, ''destined to be one'', will reveal the way!"
--->'''Claire:''' "'Girl and Boy'...? ''What!?''"
* ''VideoGame/RingKing'' for the NES. The in-between round animation. Doesn't help that no one can seem to explain what is ''supposed'' to be depicted.
* In one of the later ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam and Max]]'' releases the duo is trying to get into the church of Prismatology. Before Sam can enter, he is given a toy unicorn. When he rubs its horn, the horn will turn red if his faith is strong enough. Because he is not actually a believer, he has to go around asking other potential believers if they'd like to rub his unicorn. Similarly, referring to the franchise as [[{{UsefulNotes/BDSM}} S&M]]. Whoops.
* During Black Widow's ending in ''VideoGame/SaturdayNightSlamMasters''.
-->'''Black Widow''': "My web has snared them all, none can hope to escape it, or me!"
* ''You'' try bringing up ''VideoGame/Seaman'' without someone cracking up.
* Oh, education games are ''not'' immune. In ''VideoGame/TheSecretIslandOfDrQuandary'', after you release Sir Pillory from the Num Lock stockade, if you approach the stockade again, he cheerfully offers to get locked up in it again, "just for fun".
* ''VideoGame/ShadowHearts'': Yuri in ''Covenant'': "That's one big pussy."
* Ezekiel Lannister from ''VideoGame/ShadowNexus'' — the way he talks is perfectly naive and innocent, but sometimes understandable as subtext (especially when Liam Oakley and Aidan are concerned).
* ''VideoGame/SinAndPunishmentStarSuccessor'': Deko's PreAssKickingOneLiner in his third phase, coupled with his [[ShirtlessScene shirtlessness]] and cuffing of Isa makes him sound like he's going to put on hurt of a... special variety.
* Of the [[VisualInnuendo visual sort]] in ''VideoGame/{{Solatorobo}}'': The defense system inside [[spoiler:Lares]], a giant [[PinkGirlBlueBoy blue-grey]] RentAZilla HumongousMecha, contains a jellyfish-like creature and a sperm-shaped creature. The defense system inside [[spoiler:Lemures]], a giant [[PinkGirlBlueBoy grey-pink]] RentAZilla HumongousMecha (stated to be [[WomensMysteries more advanced and complicated]] than the above) contains the jellyfish-things, some round things that could easily be eggs, and...the sperm-things. Frisky giant robots!
** For even more fun, the eggs and sperm tend to show up ''together'', and since the main method of dealing with multiple enemies is to [[GrievousHarmWithABody throw one into another]], you're likely to end up ''tossing sperm at eggs''.
* ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''
** The number of times Tails has said "I can do it!" or "We all did it together!" throughout the series makes it seems like it's not an accident anymore.
** In ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', you can feed nuts to the Chao in the Chao Garden. Some of the thoughts they can have are "I love your nuts!" and "I like eating nuts, but I like staring at them too."
*** "Sonic, I'm coming!" in the final stage of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''.
** The lyrics of ''[[VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries Seven Rings in Hand]]'' can easily be interpreted as masturbation jokes. "No such thing as fate for those who speed"? "So many things need a push or pull to begin"? "Wild with just one single hand"?
** Even worse is ''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes What I'm Made Of...]]''.
-->"I don't care what you're thinking as you turn to me!
-->'Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free!
-->I can fight the feeling to resist it over time...
-->But when it's just too much to take, you sneak up from behind!"
** The lyrics to Knuckles's theme song in ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'', Unknown From M.E.
--> I don't need a posse,
--> I get it on by myself.
** In the fourth level of ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'', the player can hear the character Zazz declare off-screen "I've been dreaming about pounding his sorry blue butt." No word of a lie.
* ''VideoGame/SoulCalibur'' features Kilik, whose weapon is a spear--or a ''rod'', if you will. In one of his victory quotes, he boasts that "this rod will be your doom."
* In the 2000 ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' video game, [[spoiler:Mysterio]] fires lasers, but the placement of where they're fired is... Questionable.
* ''VideoGame/{{SPISPOPD}}'': By WordOfGod, Sphinxster's name was meant to be a pun on "youngster", but it was only until after the release of ''Dr. Lunatic'' that Mike Hommel realised that it sounded dangerously close to "spinster".
* One of the bosses in ''VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon1998'' is named ''Blowhard'', of all things.
* Almost every line in ''VideoGame/StarFox64'' can be seen as an innuendo when taken out of context.
-->'''Peppy:''' Slippy! You've got a bogey on your tail!
-->'''Peppy:''' Shoot the tentacles to open the core!
-->'''Pigma:''' I'll do you fast, Peppy old pal!
** [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=221 VGCats demonstrates.]] It is telling titled [[NotSafeForWork "NSFH, Not Safe for HUMANITY."]]
** Watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gtMH7jqtf8 this]]. There is [[HoYay way too much to be unintentional]].
-->'''Falco:''' I can't wait to see this [[FreudWasRight secret weapon]]!
-->'''Peppy:''' Don't go too fast Falco!
-->'''Slippy''' Things are starting to heat up.
-->'''Fox:''' Let's sneak in and surprise them!
-->'''Falco:''' I got everything above!
-->'''Peppy:''' And I will take care of everything below!
-->'''Slippy:''' Hey...Nice aircraft guys.
-->'''Peppy:''' Aim for the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything open spot!]]
-->'''Falco:''' Don't get too excited.
-->'''Fox:''' Just what I needed to see...[[HoYay Star Wolf]].
-->'''Wolf:''' What's wrong? Come a little closer!
-->'''Slippy:''' Fox! [[MemeticMutation Get this guy off me]]!
-->'''Falco:''' I'll take this one...Get that one behind me!
-->'''Peppy:''' Pull it together. Just a bit further!
-->'''Slippy:''' It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!
-->'''Fox:''' I will do my best! Andross won't have his way with me!
* In ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'', everyone keeps referring to the player character's affinity for the dark side of the Force, and its effect on the other party members as "touching your dark taint."
** after his declaration of love for a female player character, other party members will remind Carth that you all have more pressing concerns. Like, you know, saving the world. He responds with "Let's get going. The longer we wait, the harder this is going to be."
* ''Sticky Balls'' - Its title and intro.
* ''VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie'': When the numeral "5" looks like the letter "S" during match play, "5 HIT COMBO" has a [[IdiosyncraticComboLevels different interpretation]].
* Hakan in ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV Super Street Fighter IV]]'' pulls this off in his Arcade Mode's intro animation.
--> '''Hakan:''' It's time to cover the world ''[[LargeHam IN MY OIL]]!!!'' [[note]]He's referring to the oil he slathers on himself to do oil wrestling, a national sport in his native Turkey.[[/note]]
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'':
** When you fight Digga-Leg, you must hit it between the legs with a drill. Erm...
** Rollodillo, who you defeat by ''[[DishingOutDirt turning rock-hard]]'' and ''ramming yourself into its behind.'' [[BestialityIsDepraved Erm...]]
** Megahammer, who you battle by sending bullet bills into two large spherical sections of its chest and into a hole on its backside. [[RuleOfThree Erm...]]
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins'': Level 2 of Mario Zone is set approximately in the crotch area of a giant mechanical Mario. It's full of... balls. Big, bright balls, spiked balls, bears riding balls. Balls.
** In the first level of Space Zone, there is mound of rocks that resembles [[FlippingTheBird a certain rude hand gesture...]]
%% * ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG'': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar More like "Intentional Innuendo" when you attack Queen Valentina during the Boss Battle at Nimbus Land.]]
* ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration'': Put [[Characters/SuperRobotWarsCompact2 Excellen Browning]] at the controls of the Alt Eisen if you get a chance and use the [[PileBunker Revolver Stake]]. HilarityEnsues
* ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsUX'': From [[spoiler: [[Characters/SuperRobotWarsUX Kali Yuga]]]], of all things. One of her battle quotes is "All will be within my breast."
* The linked ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'' video for ''VideoGame/SuperTanookiSkin2D'' has LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}} interpreting the bony hills in the background as ribbed condoms.
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss.'' In a somewhat infamous example, Luke wakes up his manservant Guy in the middle of the night, and asks him to meet him outside with his sword. And then once the scene's over you get a little dialogue box saying "Luke learned Sonic Thrust!".......Good?
** There's also a skit where Jade refers to [[spoiler: Dist]] as "an amusing pet." We'd also mention the Keterburg hotel scene, but, well...that one was probably completely intentional innuendo.
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfGraces'' invokes this with Hubert and Malik:
-->'''Hubert:''' I'm resigned to the fact that Pascal's messing around will bring us to some sort of painful finish.
-->'''Malik:''' Hubert! [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre You want Pascal's messing around to bring you to a painful finish?]]
-->'''Hubert:''' That's...what? I didn't say that!
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'': There is a very, ''very'' good reason why Flynn and Yuri get so much YaoiFangirl attention. Right after you [[spoiler: free Estelle from Alexei,]] you can rest at the castle. There's a fade-out, and when you fade back in Flynn's standing behind you asking if you're "going already?" It manages to look very much like a walk of shame. But the most suspect is this conversation before their [[FightingYourFriend duel]]:
-->'''Yuri:''' (extremely sultry voice) try it like this.
-->'''Flynn:''' Yuri!
-->'''Yuri:''' You can't beat me in an argument. But you know what you can beat me in. This!
-->'''Flynn:''' Yeah. You're right. Just like always. Everything I feel is in this sword!
-->'''Yuri:''' Good. Come on!
** And then when they're done, they lie down on the field side by side, and Flynn says that Yuri has "gotten better."
* An occasional result of the randomization of the pre-battle lines in ''VideoGame/TheatrhythmFinalFantasy''.
* Two characters in ''VideoGame/ThreadsOfFate'' are named Trap Master and Doll Master. [[spoiler:"Trap" and "Doll" are both slang for MTF transexuals.]]
* There's this short dialogue from ''VideoGame/TimeSplitters: Future Perfect'':
--> -Sergeant Cortez and Jo-Beth come across a creepy tunnel leading straight down-
-->'''Jo-Beth:''' "You first..''
-->'''Sergeant Cortez:''' *Noticing Jo-Beth's short skirt* "OK.''
* ''VideoGame/TouchMe'': Whoever came up with the name probably didn't realize how lewd it sounds.
* ''VideoGame/TransformersWarForCybertron'': Granted, they're robots and so don't really have genitalia (despite having both male and female examples of the species), but when fighting the Destroyers, after you blast the fuel cell in the back of the tank, forcing them to transform, if you keep your targeting reticule on that spot, you find that you're basically shooting them in the ass. Their heavy armor and moving head means that, basically, the best place to shoot them is in the crotch or the ass.
* The SoBadItsGood ''Oblivion'' clone ''VideoGame/TwoWorlds'' decided it'd be good to call the evil threatening the land, ''"The Taint"''. It's up to the hero to deal with the Taint infestation.
* The first task you must perform in ''VideoGame/VampireMasqueradeBloodlines'' that requires your skills is lockpicking a door to an office. [[ButThouMust The only option you have, really, is to accept the task]] (like you'd refuse to do it if you were trying to escape homicidal Sabbat nutjobs and had a lockpick handy, anyway). The innuendo comes, [[InvokedTrope sure enough]], if you're playing Malkavian:
--> I shall invade this orifice.
* One of Politank-Z's victory quotes in ''VideoGame/WakuWaku7'' is, "Yes, yes, yes! Balls, balls, balls!"
* Lumi's scream of "It's too tight!" during the tutorial first level of ''{{Wheelman}}''.
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfTanks'' doesn't seem like the kind of game to have this - after all, it's about tanks blowing each other up - but then when you hear ''Penetration!''…
* While deciding whether or not to recruit Nessiah after defeating him in ''VideoGame/YggdraUnison'', he says "Please do whatever you like with me." The fact that you're technically holding him prisoner when he does doesn't help the ''yikes'' factor one bit. (Don't say that! You're cute, so there are people who'd definitely take advantage!)
* Sora provides an example of this in episode 8 of ''VisualNovel/YosugaNoSora''; "This is no good, I wanted your curry, Haru!"
* ''VideoGame/YouDon’tKnowJack'': "Player two, nice screwing!"

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'': When Wiz is discussing Peach's "Vibe Scepter", Boomstick begins laughing uncontrollably. Not that he can be blamed.
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
** Referenced in the sbemail, "your edge":
--->'''Strong Sad:''' Hello? Is somebody down there?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here [[BuffySpeak shenanigan-ing]] each other in the dark alone by ourselves.\\
'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context!
** Also seen in the cartoon [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas10_costumes.html Which Ween Costumes?]], where the gang dresses up in [[YouMeanXmas Decemberween]]-themed costumes as they normally would in a Halloween cartoon (due to a hiatus, there was no Halloween cartoon in 2010).
--->'''Strong Bad:''' I think we may have gotten our… 'Weens crossed.
--->'''Strong Sad:''' Can you please never say that again?!
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The Genie With A Dirty Mind]] in ''WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection''.
* ''WebAnimation/NyanNekoSugarGirls'': Koneko-chan loves mochi ice cream so much, she makes suggestive noises as she chews and is left in a daze of pleasure after finishing.
** If there are other people in the room, invite them over to watch with you. Otherwise they'll just hear Raku-chan talking and think you're watching Asian porn. This goes double for [[MostAnnoyingSound episode four]].
* ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'': In "coloring", Strong Bad attempts to color in a page of the Limozeen coloring book with one of the "crayons" he got from Marzipan called "Dermal Discoveries" (a nod to the real life renaming of the "Flesh" crayon to "Peach"). He then tells the band to "prepare themselves for a dermal discovery". Considering this is addressing a band, it could be intentional.
* ''WebAnimation/TheWorstSonicFanfictionEver'': "I'm so glad that you came."
* ''WebAnimation/WTLNetwork'': ''[[ChuckleVision Barry Chuckle's Sex Tips]]''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Altermeta}}'' [[http://altermeta.net/oldarchive/archive.php?comic=14 It goes on and on]].
* ''Webcomic/BlurTheLines'': "Everyone knows, 'grabbing a cup of coffee' is gay code for giving him a rimjob..." [[http://www.blur-the-lines.com/?p=69]]
* In Angel’s first (well, second) appearance in ''Webcomics/CastlevaniaRPG'', he realizes he's forgotten "[his] mighty sword", and voices said realization aloud. Cue comment from Darkmoon.
** After that, it becomes a DoubleEntendre; in one instance, he comments that he'll remember to keep "it" (his "mighty sword") in his robes next time.
* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'':
** A different meaning than intended was read in [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0375.html this]] strip. (See [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/draakslair/viewtopic.php?t=4510 here]].)
** This moment after Jim's unusually skillful [[spoiler:roleplaying]]:
-->'''Jim/Padmé:''' That was my best [[spoiler:death]] ever!\\
'''Annie/Anakin:''' It was amazing. I've never felt so comfortable letting myself go [[spoiler:in character]] before. I never found anyone I could trust.\\
'''Padmé:''' Trust '''me.'''
* The [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-07-08 tosser]] from ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''.
* In ''Webcomic/DubiousCompany'', Raque is trying to frame [[NonidenticalTwins Mary and Sue]] as spies by convincing them to search for their missing friend in the Queen's bedchamber. Raque then tries to get the Queen to go there and "view the twins". The Queen is flattered but [[HeterosexualLifePartners declines]].
* Grace of ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' is occasionally prone to this:
-->'''Raven''': "As if [being 18] makes you an adult."
-->'''Grace''': "Legally, it does! You can do all sorts of stuff with me!"
-->'''Raven''': "[[LampshadeHanging You really shouldn't phrase it like that...]]"
* Happens in ''Webcomic/FurthiaHigh'' when Max overhears the rather suggestive banter when Bruce and Conner fight.
* Captain Fist from ''Webcomic/{{Girly}}''.
* ''Webcomic/GoodwillHeroes'': Even though he's supposed to be the embodiment of sex and naughtiness, Chupe may wanna [[http://www.goodwill-heroes.net/27-06-2011/bk01-ch02-pg06/ work on some of his phrasing]].
* ''Webcomic/GrimTalesFromDownBelow'': (Junior holding up his father's journal) "Now comes the best part. This book also happens to be the family album!" [[http://grim.snafu-comics.com/comics/060514_grim.jpg The first picture is his mom lying on a bed in her underwear]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', we have this conversation when [[spoiler:dead!]]Dave and [[spoiler:dead!]]Tavros first meet face to face:
--> [[color:red:TG: i am your general fucking practitioner and doctors orders are to shut up and burn down my goddamn office]]
--> [[color:red:TG: ill break your brittle ass like a graham cracker and well roast smores over the flaming debris have i made myself clear]]
--> [[color:brown:AT: aH, hAHA, yES, aND,]]
--> [[color:brown:AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,]]
--> [[color:brown:AT: i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D]]
--> [[color:red:TG: dude]]
--> [[color:red:TG: gross]]
** We also have this conversation with Jake and Jane. Jake immediately assumes she means [[EroticDream that]] kind of dream.
--> [[color:00e6fd:GG: I had a really wild dream last night.]]
--> [[color:00e6fd:GG: And you were in it.]]
** Later, John and Jade send a message in a bucket, to a group including several trolls. Buckets are used in troll reproduction such that they are extremely sexual objects, resulting in several phrases in the letter being quite... interesting. Karkat is actually driven to a mix of tears and HeroicBSOD.
* ''{{ISO}}'': Yes, believe it or not, by WordOfGod one of these exists in a gay furry comic--a ''very'' large number of readers gave an entirely different meaning to Maureen's words in issue 10 about her car.
-->'''Maureen''': My car has four seats. [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre Roomy ones]]. [[spoiler:Theo--er, Thor]] [[AutoErotica can vouch for that]].
* ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo'': '''[[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Ping:]]''' [[http://megatokyo.com/strip/533 "Oh, I'm not his daughter, we just live together."]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}'' accidentally lets BradPitt's and AngelinaJolie's children, left for her to babysit in "Heiress A Parent", overhear [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/mulberry/index.php?issue=22&page=6&seriesID=4 some invoked examples]].
* ''Webcomic/OHumanStar'':
** [[http://ohumanstar.com/chapter-2-page-29/ Oh, Al]].
--->'''Al''': I'm not really the ''hot researcher'' on the robotics circuit you're confusing me for. I don't get ''calls''. And the competition for your job wasn't exactly ''stiff''.
--->'''Brendan''': I find that hard to believe.
--->'''Al''': [[{{Beat}} *shocked silence*]]
** [[http://ohumanstar.com/chapter-1-page-36/ Also]]:
--->'''Brendan''': You can sleep in my bed. ...while I take the couch, I mean. Downstairs. In the workshop. I've pulled some all-nighters in there before ''oh god..''
* ''Webcomic/PennyAndAggie'':
** [[Recap/PennyAndAggieCrushd Crush’d]]:
--> '''Marshall''' (''to a reviving Aggie, stripped to her underwear''): How do you feel?\\
'''Aggie''' (''water from a compress dripping down her face''): Wet... (''blushing and covering herself'') I... mean... good.
** In [[Recap/PennyAndAggieThePopsicleWarDramaQueens The Popsicle War Drama Queens]] when Jack asks Katy-Ann how many freckles she has after a summer spent working outdoors, she replies, jokingly, "All over my body? I dunno. I'd need someone else to count them." Jack blushes and excuses himself; it takes her a moment to realize that he misinterpreted it as a come-on.
* In [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/5/20/ this]] strip of ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''.
---> '''Tycho:''' What's topping? Let's top. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I want to top.]]
* From ''Webcomic/PlusEV'': Clancy wants to point out that [[Film/BrokebackMountain backdooring cowboys]] is one thing he won't do, [[http://plusev.keenspot.com/d/20070404.html here]].
* In ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'', the many, many business cards.
* ''Webcomic/{{Punintended}}'' made a comic out of an apparently [[http://punintended.thecomicseries.com/comics/2 real life example]].
* In ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'', Germany loves his TrademarkFavoriteFood, sausages. (TruthInTelevision for anyone who's visited.) [[FreudWasRight You see where this is going.]][[note]]Freud was Austrian, not German.[[/note]]
* A RunningGag with Kaff Tagon in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', who has never been all that good at interactions with females other than work-related ones.
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3204 Here]] and [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=957 here.]]
* In ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'' one occurs [[http://www.sdamned.com/2009/09/09062009/ here]]. [[WordOfGod Buwaro doesn't get it]] ([[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation supposedly]]), but apparently Rhea does.
** By Buwaro, [[http://www.sdamned.com/2007/12/12152007/ here]], as well as in similar situations; he simply does not recognize the DoubleEntendre.
* ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'' has loads of it.
** The Sonichu balls often inadvertently lent themselves to testicle references. "My two balls!" indeed.
** In the sixth issue, the characters hear an explosion. In response, Chris-Chan replies: [[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/b/bc/SchuComic6P24.jpg "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!"]] The way the comic is drawn, it looks as though Chris-Chan's [[LeastICouldDo gnads]] are exploding.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Done a lot by LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} during his [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]], which is especially funny because he has ''many'' very young fans who would never even notice - if he didn't stop to dwell on the innuendo he'd just made ''every single time''.
* Most of the innuendo made by the LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts is quite intentional. However, during the ''F-Zero GX'' LP, we had this:
--> [[OnlySaneMan Maxwell Adams]]: It's really great when you get to the end of the mission, and you lose because the hit detection on the [[ThatCameOutWrong exit... shaft...]]
--> [[NoIndoorVoice pipes!]]: I HAVE EXCELLENT HIT DETECTION ON MY EXIT SHAFT!
* ''HelpMeDoctorHazama'': "The F-ing Word of the Day with Jin Kisaragi".
* ''Blog/HowToWriteBadlyWell'': "[[http://writebadlywell.blogspot.com/2010/08/blunder-into-double-entendres.html Blunder into double entendres]]." [[invoked]]
* [[invoked]] MarcMues asks DiamandaHagan in the "Raise Up" review to take her shirt off (for the signature move of the song), which naturally doesn't go over well.
* LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines has quite a few.
--> '''Marik:''' That's not the first time I've shot in a guy's face.
--> '''Bakura:''' ''(begins laughing loudly)''
--> '''Marik:''' Why are you in such a giggly mood, Bakura?
** He also loves a good manhole.
--> '''Marik:''' I can't believe on my first day as a vampire, I sucked off a hobo. (cue Bakura bursting into laughter)
* ''JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal'': (player)!DRUG BAG FUCK. This is how the game renders "(player) put the Potion into the bag". This gets worse with some other items, such as Poke Balls; "(player) put the Poke Ball in the Ball Pocket" is translated to "(player)!HUGEBALL BALL FUCK".
** "(player)!GREASY BAG FUCK"
** "HOW MANY MONSTERS HAVE YOU GRABBED?"
** The game repeatedly translates "catch Pokemon" or similar phrases as "grasp monsters".
* ''Website/SFDebris'':
** Invoked during "The Game", where he jokes that before we discover they're ''actually'' talking about the titular game, the conversation sounds more like Crusher and Troi laughing at the latest STD Riker picked up on Risa.
** In "Rascals", whilst talking about some of the difficulties that occur whenever doing a show involving child actors, Chuck mentions his own growth spurt during puberty;
--> '''Chuck''': Between the ages of 12 and 14, I grew 11 inches... ''taller!''
** In "Remember Me", Chuck puts the audio of the Traveler instructing Wesley on how to save his mother over a still shot of [[AutoErotica a shuttlecraft]]. Suddenly, everything the Traveler says comes off a lot creepier:
--> '''The Traveler''': There's "your warp bubble", Wesley.
** He couldn't talk about Harry Kim's musical hobbies without running into these. Finally he just gave up:
--> '''Chuck''': {{Beat}} Harry has a clarinet.
** Has an entire montage of them in part seven of his Torchwood Miracle Day review collected from Classic Doctor Who episodes.
* [[http://bash.org/?23601 This]] Website/BashOrg quote.
--> <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
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[[folder:Web Video]]
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* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': Linkara points out one in ''Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #1'':
-->'''Narrator''': July is spent gazing dreamily at the cream of American manhood.
-->'''Linkara''': Okay, don't say "cream" or "manhood" ever again, okay?
* In episode 13 of ''WebVideo/TheAutobiographyOfJaneEyre'', injured Mr Rochester says to Jane who wants to treat his wound that they should go back to bed. He definitely meant that each should go to their respective bed, but some comments sniggered at this innuendo and it was hinted that gee, he should buy her a drink first.
* ''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}'': Frequently, which is especially funny because he has ''many'' very young fans who would never even notice - if he didn't stop to [[DontExplainTheJoke dwell on the innuendo]] he'd just made ''every single time''.
** At one point, he claimed that he makes too many innuendos in general, especially in RealLife, and would start trying to cut back - but he was back at it again [[StatusQuoIsGod in the very next video]].
** In-universe, he likes pointing it out when he sees it. In particular, he found himself unable to take a certain scene in ''MajorasMask'' seriously, due to the camera angles adding layers of VisualInnuendo for him.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeNTPp8V_Ko&t=7m56s He has a thing for "chests".]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-u2WB7VLo&t=2m00s "Luigi was gripping on to some sort of...tall, long thing."]]
*** "Bro-balls!"
*** "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SCREW YOU, WALLY?"
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2WbcDLfQDLI#t=562s "I don't actually have as many balls as I'd like...]] *''{{Beat}}''* ''[[AC:[[FlatWhat Wonderful..]]]]''"
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8pGG2ai3a1U#t=15s "Entei drained me of my balls"]].
* ''WebVideo/ComedyShortsGamer'': A lot of stuff Deji does ends up [[DiggingYourselfDeeper digging him deeper]] in the rumor that he's gay. From his "I Love KFC" video, he mentions the sensation of putting a drumstick in your mouth and sucking all the meat off, and from his "Idiot Test" video he asks the viewer to suck their thumb really hard and then demonstrates.
** Sometimes you have to wonder if he's doing this on purpose.
* ''Creator/TheCynicalBrit'' does this from time to time, at which point either he or someone he is playing/casting with will inevitably tell people not to look into it. [[invoked]]
-->'''Crossing a Watermelon field while playing a female engineer in Guild Wars 2''': "Look at that advanced melon technology. No, not THAT kind of melon technology."
-->'''TB during his WTF is of Binary Domain:''' You will notice the camera is sort of jerking off to one side or another - ''no not like that'', jerking off ''to one side'' - [[GenreSavvy no, this is not going to sound good regardless of how I say it, let's just abandon that sentence.]]
* In the second episode of ''WebVideo/DokiDokiAwesome'', Nawrocki takes a clip from the end of ''Care Bears Movie II'' out of context.
-->"Wait, is Brave Heart Lion putting the moves on that unmarked Care Bear?"
* In the final episode of ''LetsPlay/ElectricalBeast''’s Mario LP, Bowser repeatedly says "Do you like this?" as Mario goes through the final level. The way he says it makes it sound...[[BrainBleach kinda]] [[CrackPairing sexual.]]
** There's also episode 26 when he unlocks Metal Mario...entitled "Mario Gets Hard!"
* ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime'': In "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYs Chili Four Loko]]", after Cousin Dave opens a fresh bag of potato chips and takes a whiff of it, Harley's narration goes on to say "Love the smell of a fresh sack".
* ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'': From their ''Family Feud'' grumpage: "Name something fathers buy for their kids but play with themselves". Lampshaded, of course.
** "You can tongue up?!"
** "What a cock!" [[spoiler:Said by Jon in response to Arin cocking a gun.]]
** "[[ThatCameOutWrong Dude, look at this cute little]]...[[OhCrap boy]]"
** "[[ThatCameOutWrong We haven't slept together, have we?"]]
** "[[http://youtu.be/mLCcxb0sBlc?t=7m39s Dude, I woke up this morning in your bed...]] and then I turned over and I saw you there, [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming and I knew it was alright.]]"
** "Stop trying to blow through it and enjoy yourself."
** In their PacificRim video, Jon says "I know, I'm inside you!" in regards to his and Arin's psychic connection. This is lampshaded by giggling from Dodger.
* ''WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}'': Jack points out that the amount of people who can't spell "rapper" and instead type "raper" is rather worrying. It truly falls into this trope, however, when people make this mistake with things which would otherwise be innocent and heartwarming. One of the worst examples would be that of a picture of a child being ''wrapped'' up, with the tagline "I raped my sister so she will be quiet"... yeah...
** A few younger users show that their age is partly to blame, if it's any consolation; at least a few times the named and shamed have their age typed. For example "I'm a rap(p)er and I'm 8 peace".
* ''JeepersMedia'': The toys Mike Mozart reviews tend to be chock full of 'em, especially ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54VVqEsVm0 Cape Horn]]''.
* ''WebVideo/JesseCox'': In the Dead Space 3 Let's Play with [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]]
--> "Just fit it in, just stick it in. Just stick it...theeee aaah, it fell out, damnit. Look look, do you want me to put it in? There."
* ''LetsPlay/JoshJepson'': All over the place in the VideoGame/RaymanOrigins LetsPlay.
-->'''Josh''': That felt good.
-->'''[[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Jake]]''': Yeah, we didn't even have to say, like, "You go top and I'll go bottom", it just kinda...happened.
* ''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier'':
** InUniverse: Fingers/arms coming out from holes in the wall in the ''Film/TotalRecall1990'' game? And looking like... something else due to the NES graphical limitations? Cue the ''Ding Dong Song'' by Gunther !
** Earlier, in the ''VideoGame/DarkCastle'' review, the same song played when he encounters the [[WhipItGood whipping]] torturer.
** The NES ''Home Alone'' review. Two men chasing a young kid, then placing themselves behind him once he's caught. (cue PsychoStrings)
--->'''[=JdG=]:''' RUN KID! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN FOR YOUR ASS!
* ''LetsPlay/KilplixNFriends'': In the Dark Carnival playthrough, they tried to get the [[IncrediblyLamePun Cl0wnd]] achievement and Cody gave us this gem.
--> '''Cody:''' I'm gonna experiment with that clown corpse before we leave.
** Or:
-->'''Kilplix:''' This is a playground.
-->'''Jed:''' Any children?
-->'''Con:''' (''cracking up'') ...You ''would'' ask that, wouldn't you?
-->'''Cody:''' I tried to ignore it the best I could.
* "Team Tuna" from the LetsPlay/MarioPartyTV's Mario Party 7 8-Player Mode playthroughs. Mostly because Peach and Toadette are on this team.
* One of ''LetsPlay/MenDrinkinCoffee''’s staples.
--->'''Diaper:''' (Talking about using the controller to balance on a beam) "You have to really jerk that thing."
--->'''Judge:''' "Oh ho ho! Keep that between you and your wife!"
* ''LetsPlay/MinecraftTheExCommunicatedSeries'': Some of their discussions about wood in the first version.
** After Seamus had died by a Creeper blowing up the ground underneath him, he said "I fell down the shaft". Cue Nova going "Ewwww"
** "I'm finding a bunch of holes and nothing in them"
** It got to a point there for a couple of episodes where they were firing them off like crazy. Sly remarked at one point "These jokes just write themselves now".
* Thanks to the font Doug used in the ''Bridge to Terabithia'' ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' review, a lot of people misread the last word in "[[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202091368869500&set=o.127127037353766&type=3&theater Why Call the Police When You Have Gum]]" as... something else.
** Pointed out in his review of ''Film/TheNeverendingStory 3''.
-->'''[[BlatantLies The "Childlike" "Empress"]]:''' We must not give in to the Nasty.
** Old vs. New: ''Film/TheKarateKid'':
--->'''Critic:''' Which is the movie that everyone {{wax| on wax off}} [[MemeticMutation off]] to? [[ThatCameOutWrong That sounded really bad]].
** When the evil aunt in ''Film/JamesAndTheGiantPeach'' says "I'll be blowed," the Critic has to do his best to ignore it because HappinessIsMandatory, and the fans of the movie will [[DisproportionateRetribution kill him if he doesn't praise it enough.]]
** Old vs. New: ''{{Manhunter}}'' vs. ''Film/RedDragon'':
--->'''Critic''': The only thing better than a hero is an anti-hero, the person who constantly walks the line between good and evil, and these are two great nuts! (beat) That sounded bad.
** ''{{Ferngully}} 2'':
--->'''Character''': Boys, we've found ourselves some action!
--->'''Critic''': What?
* ''LetsPlay/{{Nuttylamb}}'':
--> '''Nuttylamb''': I don't think we can access that bush... Wow. [[LampshadeHanging Please don't ever take that out of context.]]
* ''LetsPlay/OverTheGun'': Happens in RE 3, Nemesis, after getting away from the huge worm... thing and claiming he did it because of his 'Master Baiting' skills. However, this time, he slips up and it soundsl ike something else... This is, of course, immediately lampshaded by himself as he KNEW it would only be a matter of time before said slip up occurred.
* ''LetsPlay/PewDiePie'': Innuendos are often intentional, but once he gets scared he spurts some more honest ones.
** And now we will ride Farsa![[note]] Farsa means "dad" in Swedish, so you can see where that might sound wrong. He lampshades this in one video.[[/note]]
** Whenever he says VideoGame/{{Condemned}}, it sounds an awful lot like "condom".
* ''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}''
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeI4YsihRk&t=9m15s So what you're saying is, keep out of]] [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Sakuya]]."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlg-Zf8oj7A Touch chests to get books]]
** "So, basically it's head or bust! *beat* That can be ''so'' misread."
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SSqDvtgpcXY#t=495s I want to get a few inches of love.]] Don't misread that, please."
** ''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkpv1TFfNPQ&t=3m50s You eat peach cakes]]'' - that can be misread..."
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_eDNTWcFpI&t=12m15s No! Johnny! Please let me live! I have so much love to give you!"]]
* ''WebVideo/TheRapCritic'' cracks up when he hears the line "I take sacks to the face whenever I can!" He knows the line is ''supposed'' to be referring to drugs, but [[HoYay it instead sounds like]]...
* ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'':
** [[InUniverse Pointed out]] in ''VideoGame/MarioParty'', as they note that DK's pose during the Limbo minigame is somewhat suggestive of a different kind of donkey.
** In Golf in ''VideoGame/WiiSports'', Chugga asks whether they can hit each others' balls.
** During ''[[VideoGame/ItadakiStreet Fortune Street]]'', Chugga says that, "Rocking his hand back and forth on the Wiimote gives his hand something to do."
** In the [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Great Maze]], Jon is playing as Charizard and tells Tim to "follow the angry dragon". Tim and Chugga tell him Urban Dictionary's definition of "angry dragon". [[note]]It involves fellatio.[[/note]]
* ''LetsPlay/SlimKirby'': During the Mario Party 7 missed minigames, Wario jumped on a banana just as Slim was jumping on it, which bumped Slim to the next space. What did he say? "Wario jumped on my banana"
* In ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights'':
-->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' This is you. And you're screaming to all the other peas, “Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's going to eat me!” But I've already eaten the other peas. Om nom nom nom! Hahahahahaha! \\
'''Luke:''' Wow, that's a lot of peas. And I'm just full of them.\\
'''Film Brain:''' That's right.\\
'''Luke:''' I am totally full of pea...ness.\\
'''Film Brain:''' You've got it.\\
'''Luke:''' So, what are you going to do?\\
'''Film Brain:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I WILL EAT YOUR PEANESS!!!]]\\
''(everyone else looks back disgusted)''\\
'''Film Brain:''' Oh, n-no no no no! I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! It's just---\\
'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]:''' Yeah, whatever! You go to the back!
* ''LetsPlay/{{Theagent41}}'':
--> '''Kid Tannen''': She owes me big time, and Kid Tannen always collects his debts.
* Basically ''any'' time restoring PP or running out of PP is mentioned in ''VideoGame/EarthBound'', the ''WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome'' group hear "peepee". [[invoked]]
* ''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}'': Not a question of if it happens, but when. Streamers say things the chat will eagerly pick up.
* In one DONG episode on ''WebVideo/{{Vsauce}}3'', Jake ends up saying, "Play with your DONG's", [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar realizes what he just said]], and [[{{Corpsing}} corpses]].
** Members of the chat will always take a screenshot of another's... questionable post [[RuleOfFunny when necessary]]. In many cases, these will be [[QuoteMine cleverly cropped.]]
* ''WebVideo/WelcomeToSanditon'': Edward Denham is a cinema and sci-fi geek and he used the phrase "blue pill" as a way of switching off the in-story application Domino. It was probably meant as a reference to film ''Film/TheMatrix'', where "blue pill" represented a choice to be "in", and Edward said he would be using Domino even if he found it rather creepy in a Big-Brother-esque way. Gigi understood that "blue pill" would mean "out" and that it would be used to end Domino's recording. However, some viewers didn't get that and thought Edward meant another blue pill -- the Viagra. Edward has slightly creepy vibes, but he's a young twenty-something guy who probably doesn't need it. Who knows, perhaps the writers went for both meanings of "blue pill".
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* ''WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters'': The episode "Monsters Are Real" has Ickis freak out because a human photographs him. What's odd is that he describes it as a human "flashing" him, which takes on rather risqué implications when taken out of context.
* ''WesternAnimation/ActionLeagueNow'': "Quit screwing around, Meltman!"
* The AbsentMindedProfessor Von Schlemmer had a moment of the sort in ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. Robotnik has him tied up, and he asks him what he can do to get Von Schlemmer's invention to work. He replies "I'll never tell you...unless, of course, you fiendishly torture me." Er...
* In the comic book adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'' episode 1, Henry thinks "Stanley's getting hot for action-and so am I!". He meant they were getting eager to catch the crook, but such words are ''way'' too easy to take out of context.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': Much like Stewie Griffin on ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Wakko speaks with a regional English accent, but uses American slang, including "fanny," which in the US refers to the buttocks. In the UK, however, "fanny" is a crude term for a woman's genitals (which is why those waist packs that tourists wear are called "bum packs" in the UK, because a "fanny pack" -- as we call them in America -- would sound gross and inappropriate to UK ears).
** Another instance of slang which failed to cross over, this time spoken in an American accent: the line "persistent little buggers," spoken in "Critical Condition." In the US, "bugger" referred to someone or something that's bothersome. In the UK, it's used to refer to sodomy (anal sex, though older definitions describe "sodomy" as any sex act that isn't "penis goes into vagina" and, therefore, considered deviant, meaning that oral sex and jacking someone off also counted. In a lot of places, "sodomy" was or is considered a crime).
* Generally called out by ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' with "Phrasing!" [[color:white:InUniverse]]
-->'''Malory:''' You wanna play me hard?
-->'''Archer:''' Phrasing.
-->'''Malory:''' Well, then, you better nut up!
-->'''Archer:''' Phrasing!
-->'''Malory:''' Because I've swallowed just about all I'm going to take from you.
-->'''Archer:''' [[RuleOfThree Hey! Phrasing!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** In the final episode, Ty Lee says, regarding the [[AmazonBrigade Kyoshi Warriors]] "The girls and I really bonded in prison!" [[PrisonRape Uh...]]
** Which is nothing compared to Azula calling Suki "[[PrisonRape my favorite prisoner]]." One wonders if some of this wasn't [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar on PURPOSE]].
** We have this exchange earlier:
--->'''Mai:''' I don't need protection.\\
'''Zuko:''' Believe me, she doesn't.
** Aang's comment to Sokka in "The Warriors of Kyoshi" [[ItMakesSenseInContext made sense in context]], but on its own…
--->'''Aang:''' Where we're going, you won't need pants!
*** This is made almost into a foreshadowing-style DoubleEntendre considering that Sokka met his future girlfriend Suki on the island.
*** Consider that that specific episode had Sokka got up in a dress (warrior's uniform) and makeup.
** Music/GreyDeLisle, never, never, '''''never''''' joke about a WellExcuseMePrincess having her boyfriend "totally whipped".
*** Though, knowing her [[BlackComedy sense]] of [[CrossesTheLineTwice humor]] on social media, [[DoubleEntendre this may not have been so accidental.]]
** Sokka's Fire Nation alias: "Fire. ''Wang'' Fire."
** In "Nightmares and Daydreams", Aang's cover-up when he comes out of his hallucination about kissing Katara:
--->'''Katara:''' What were you dreaming about?
--->'''Aang:''' Uh...living underwater?
** The entirety of the episode "The Drill". Okay, so this massive long metal thing is attempting to breach "the impenetrable city" for the purpose of allowing soldiers to pour in and conquer it, only for Our Heroes to build the pressure inside of it and cause it to collapse, spewing thick, sticky wet stuff onto everybody. Nope, nothing suggestive at all.
** Jun had to appear on this list:
-->'''Zuko:''' Your beast [[RunningGag trashed my ship]]. You have to pay me back!
-->'''Jun:''' Love to help you out, but [[HypocriticalHumor I'm a little short on money]].
-->'''Zuko:''' ''(grabbing her wrist)'' Money isn't what I had in mind...
-->'''Fans:''' ''(double take)''
** In "Return to Omashu," when Azula attempts to recruit Ty Lee for her mission:
--->'''Ty Lee:''' But the truth is, I'm really happy here! I mean, my aura has never been pinker!
--->'''Azula:''' I'll...take your word for it.
** In "The Firebending Masters", Sokka starts saying to Zuko and Aang , "Hey jerks! Can I watch you two jerks do your jerk bending?"
** The very term [[HaveAGayOldTime "bender"]] invokes this in viewers all over Britain.
** In "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderBatoOfTheWaterTribe Bato of The Water Tribe]]" Zuko angrily informs June she has to pay him back for damaging his ship, then grabs her wrist as he says, "Money isn't what I had in mind."
* ''WesternAnimation/BabyHuey'': In the end of "Starting From Hatch", when Huey is reunited with his real mother after spending most of the short with a hungry fox that he think is his mom, he says "I'm a luckiest duck in the world! I've got TWO mommies!"
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'':
** In "Double Talk" [[spoiler: Scarface]] makes more than a few mentions of his "coming out party".
** And note the FoeRomanceSubtext evident in this conversation from "Almost Got 'Im":
--->''[The Joker, The Penguin, Two-Face, and Killer Croc are playing cards.]''
--->'''Penguin:''' So, I hear [[HeWhoMustNotBeNamed You-Know-Who]] nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
--->'''Joker:''' Yeah, he [[ReallyGetsAround sure gets around]] for just one guy.
** The Penguin was innocent. [[DoubleEntendre Joker, on the other hand...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' make up their own accidental innuendo to anything remotely sounding mildly dirty.
* ''WesternAnimation/BensCity'': Many. Especially when Ben murmurs something sexy to his girlfriend, and then it cuts to a shot of Henry Wallet answering to a completely different matter, yet what he says sounds... [[HoYay strangely fitting]] with what was said just before.
---> '''Ben''': [to his girlfriend] Oh, I'm so gonna kiss your belly...
---> '''Henry''': [[Talking about archipellagos and how Ben could go on vacation to one located farther]] You can go a little lower than that, Ben.
* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'' has Kevin uttering the line "I don't know if I can pound your Grandma!" He means he's unsure he can fight her ...but ''still''.
* ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues'': We never find out what the book Steve reads in one episode (the book is called "A Really Great Book"), and he's very into it...what ''is'' that book about!?
* ''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny'': In ''Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers'', Bugs sticks the Nudnik copies into a burlap sack, but the exact dialogue when he starts:
-->"Get in the sack, EvilTwin. I've got plans for you."
* ''WesternAnimation/ChorltonAndTheWheelies'': "Chorlton found you couldn't eat it, so he tried to blow it."
* In ''WesternAnimation/ConanTheAdventurer'', Conan is entering a duel. His opponent says "Let's see if your manhood matches your words!"
* ''WesternAnimation/CuriousGeorge''
** "George and Jumpy played nut hockey until the sun went down."
** "George had to find a way to help the Chef with his weed problem."
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'': Quinn says "If you look your best when you blow someone off it makes it look like you care." She's referring to the three hours she spent getting ready to cancel a date due to schoolwork...
* ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'': In some of the songs.
** "Our Love is Stronger than a Golden Banana" [[MemeticMutation has a rather]] [[http://youtu.be/RYh0mKQmWfM?t=19m42s infamous line.]]
** "Yes Means No", if taken out of context.
--> '''Diddy:''' ''Yes means no and no means yes, it should be rather obvious!''
* In ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'', there is an episode where Dora and Boots find a 'magic stick' that only works on the highest hill (climax). When they reach the highest hill, a fountain of white...sparks...shoots out from the tip of the magic stick, falls over the hill, and FERTILIZES the ground with flowers and grass.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'', Roger says to Doug (as the two [[ItMakesSenseInContext burn embarrassing videos of themselves appearing on a cowboy-themed kiddie show]]) "Don't make me ride you around the room!"
* ''WesternAnimation/DragonTales'': Just check out this little gem from "Goodbye Little Caterpoozle":
--> '''Ord:''' You kissed a caterpoozle!
--> '''Wheezie:''' It's no worse than kissing a brother! ''(kisses Zak on the cheek)''
--> '''Zak:''' Eww, sister germs!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' episode, "The Ed-Touchables" lines like, "There's a serial toucher on the loose!" has some very [[PedoHunt unfortunate implications]] if taken out of context.
** Double D's name alone can be an innuendo.
** In universe example; In TheMovie, we had the sextant.
** In 'An Ed in A bush', Sarah told Ed this:
---> Mom says to come out of the closet Ed.
* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': When Mac, Bloo, and Cheese are building their go-cart, Bloo mentions about Cheese screwing everything up. How does Cheese respond? "Nuh-uh, I'm only screwing the wheel!"
* ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeRenegades'': InUniverse the Sheriff in 'Dreadnoks Rising' gets a doozy.
-->"You should see me out of the uniform."
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' has this with Stan selling door to door vacuums.
-->'''Stan:''' Stan Vac. It '''sucks''' more than anything.
-->'''Man:''' (Closes door immediately).
--> '''Stan:''' [[LampshadeHanging I've really got to work on that.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/GuessWithJess'' has it happen with one of the songs that were released on an [[NoExportForYou MP3 album that's only available in the UK]]. [[spoiler:Unless you use various trickery to get an online store into letting you download it, the easiest being a prepaid iTunes card and a UK iTunes account.]]
---> ''"This one man band's gonna blow this fan!" / "Blow, one man band, blow your fan!" *sputtering noises*'''.
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': "The Dib! ''The Dib!'' I don't care how delicious he is, he's ''evil!''"
** "Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!"
* ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'': One scene in "Great for Paper Training!" had June scream off-camera...but it came out more like a [[TheImmodestOrgasm moan...like she was making love]] ([[{{Squick}} which is squicky cuz she's ten-ish]]), but then we see that it was because her dog wizzed in her dressing room.
** The above example was also [[DubText commonly featured in anime dubs from the time]].
** Never mind the name Sniz...
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
** In one episode, her sidekick Ron was named Homecoming King, along with [[AlphaBitch Bonnie]]. As part of his duties, he made an appearance at a local fire station, wearing a full uniform and holding a hose. As part of a photo opportunity, Bonnie held onto Ron. At which point Ron unleashed a torrent of water from his fire [[SomethingElseAlsoRises hose]].
** This series runs on FreudWasRight in the eyes of the fans, and thus is full of these, much as the creators would like to deny.
** Kim also offered a pre boyfriend Ron the ''ultimate ride'' (she was talking about extreme bobsledding.) The {{Fanon}} quite enjoyed that one.
* ''WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012'': In the episode ''[[Recap/LittlestPetShop2012S2E17Grounded Grounded]]'' Brittany yells at her chaffeur and tells him to "deal with the wet girl" (Blythe). More so as the chaffeur is Roger, Blythe's father.
* An iconic WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short in which Elmer Fudd was hunting the wabbit with the aid of his [[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc "spear and magic helmet!"]]
* In the Valentine's Day episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus'', Wanda mistakenly thinks she overhears Ms. Frizzle talking on the phone to her Valentine (actually an electrician she's hired to repair her doorbell), and excitedly tells the other kids, "She said, 'I'd just love for you to come over and ring my bell!' "
* "Mama Mirabelles Tierkino"[[note]]the English title is Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies[[/note]], a German educational series about animals (the target audience is 0-5 years old), had one whole episode about tails. The problem is that "tail" is a pretty common expression for... a certain part of male anatomy in German. So there was one episode about animals talking about how long their ''tails'' are and what great things they can do with their ''tails''.
--> ''"A tail is a wonderful invention"
--> ''"Show your tail to everyone in our great "Tail Parade"''
** Can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbR9tsDAB_o here]] ([[BilingualBonus in German]])
** For the very same reason, one episode of ''My friends Tigger and Pooh'' achieved memetic status in France.
* ''WesternAnimation/MenInBlack'': In "The Alpha Syndrome":
-->'''Alpha:''' Let's you and me take the ''ultimate'' thrill-ride...
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 This promo]] for "The Hub Summer" has Pinkie Pie singing part of [[Film/{{Meatballs}} "Are You Ready for the Summer"]]
--> "Are you ready for ''[[TheTalk the birds and the bees]]'' and the apple trees / And [[DoubleEntendre a whole lotta foolin' around]]?"
*** She knows everypony in town... and now we know what goes on at her parties.
** Rarity's shop includes bridles (one is even shown on Carousel Boutique's sign), as seen in various episodes (such as "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E10SwarmOfTheCentury Swarm of the Century]]", in which Twilight calls outfits incorporating them "gorgeous") and other official materials (such as ''[[http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlp-adventures-in-ponyville Adventures in Ponyville]]'', in which Rarity and Applejack wear them). Given that ponies don't even wear them while pulling carriages ("[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]", "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]", etc.), it makes you wonder just what they ''are'' supposed to be used for... probably just for fashion, as none of the ponies wear clothes either, except when clothes are used as a status indicator or simply for fashion.
** Applejacks pronunciation of "Land Sakes" sounds like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO7v26SB93I Wild Sex]] in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E3TheTicketMaster The Ticket Master]].
** In [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason Applebuck Season]], Applejack gives us this gem:
-->Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?
** Rarity getting to bed in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E8LookBeforeYouSleep Look Before You Sleep]]" makes noises that, when taken out of context, make this scene look... interesting.
** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E9BridleGossip Bridle Gossip]]", Rarity is lounging in a hot tub, with a look of sheer bliss on her face. Cue Pinkie rising out of the water in, um, questionable proximity to Rarity...
*** Alternatively: "I have located the water jet."
*** In the same episode, Twilight Sparkle's horn becomes floppy with blue dots on it. The way it flops around is reminiscent of, well... you get the picture. The way Spike stares at it on the verge of cracking up almost implies he's in on the joke.
** Due to where Spike is sitting during Twilight's first verse in the "Winter Wrap-Up" song, it's easy to see how he might be doing something else entirely. The way he bounces while Twilight is walking along does not help.
** A {{squick}}y example occurs in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" when ponies are running away from hydra, and Spike is seen sitting on Twilight's head right in the place where her horn should be, which is nowhere to be seen, and there's an expression of pain on his face. (not to mention he's positioned there suspiciously firmly considering they were running uphill at high-speed)
** "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E16SonicRainboom Sonic Rainboom]]", which ends with Rainbow Dash flying off with two (male) members of the Wonderbolts and declaring "... I've got plans!", could be taken as this.
*** That same episode also opens with Fluttershy recapping "the elements of a good cheer": "loss of control", "screaming and hollering", and "passion". Taken out of context, it kinda sounds like [[LesYay she and Rainbow Dash]] are talking about... [[TheImmodestOrgasm something else]]. Not to mention that it's ''given'' out of context, with no explanation until afterwards.
** The Cutie Mark Crusaders in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E17StareMaster Stare Master]]"
---> "Well if I ever saw one of them cock-a-thingies face to face, I'd laugh at how silly it was!"
---> "Who would want a picture of a hammer on their flank anyway?"
*** When the episode first aired, some fans got a little carried away with the fact that "Twilight went to Zecora's house and got stoned, then snails left a trail of goo across her face"
** A visual version happens in the "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E21OverABarrel Over a Barrel]]" episode. In one scene Rainbow Dash's wings are folded but after Pinkie Pie comes out dressed as a showgirl, they are wide spread. Previous episodes showed that this sort of reaction from her (one moment they're folded and then next they're spread) is a sign of excitement. Considering Rainbow Dash has considerable amounts of LesYay and is often thought of as be fans to be a LesbianJock, it's been thought she was... [[SomethingElseAlsoRises excited]] when Pinkie came out.
** Spike remarking in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]" "I gotta show Rarity the crown jewels."
*** In the same episode, to get the Wonderbolts' attention Rainbow Dash catapults a male pony into the air and "saves" him from the fall by catching him on her back... and if you cut the last scene out of context, it suddenly starts looking [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything completely different]]. It doesn't help that Rainbow's expression looks really dirty.
**** And in ''Rainbow Falls'', [[http://www.derpibooru.org/527838 she catches Soarin' the same way]], with a ''huge'' grin on her face.
** In "Lesson Zero", Twilight tries some psychology on Rainbow Dash when she thinks Rainbow is angry at Applejack, and tells her "Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me." [[PortmanteauCoupleName TwiDash]] shippers [[http://fav.me/d4dg7z0 took notice]].
*** It doesn't help that she delivered that particular line in [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TwiDash_YMMV_Accidental_Inuendo_5980.png this]] pose. Some [[PortmanteauCoupleName AppleDash]] fans also interpreted the scene as Twilight being a ShipperOnDeck
** Not to mention Pipsqueak's "Scary, but(t) fun!" at the end of Nightmare Night.
** In "The Cutie Pox", some amused fans noted "Apple Bloom gained the pony equivalent of puberty, and Applejack was kept awake during the night due to loud [[UnusualEuphemism clopping]] coming from Apple Bloom's room".
** In "May the Best Pet Win", [[{{Dominatrix}} Rainbow Dash]] tells Twilight that her inability to understand the difference between "coolness", "awesomeness", and "radicalness" is why she would never qualify to [[PropertyOfLove be her pet]]. [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} Errmmm...]]
** In the episode "May the Best Pet Win", Rainbow Dash suggests that she wants a pet; Fluttershy acts a little...''too'' excited to this response, to the point that her exhales of joy sound like [[spoiler:orgasms]]. Not to mention that she tells Rainbow Dash that the animals will love her, and that they (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy) will "be best friends forever and ever." See it in all it's creepy glory [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHkaOCZmY8 here!]]
** In "The Mysterious Mare Do Well", the sounds of [[AllThereInTheScript Amethyst Star]] opening a jar of peanut butter off-screen, can sound... different. Let's leave it there.
** A line from the ThemeTuneExtended (included as a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8YHOnILo sing-along]] on the DVD ''The Friendship Express'') mentions fun and laughter being "[[ReallyGetsAround as easy as Pinkie Pie]]".
** A ''Film/SinginInTheRain'' tribute (in "Hearts and Hooves Day") wound up being mistaken by some for a pole-dancing joke. What made this particularly foul was that the tribute was done by ''Sweetie Belle,'' of all characters.
** The trading card for Lyra Heartstrings and Golden Harvest includes the line "... lolling in the park, sharing bonbons with Golden Harvest." Bonbon is the name of Lyra's fanon girlfriend, making this either a poorly thought out FandomNod, or a case of [[RefugeInAudacity ramming a freight train]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar into the radar.]]
*** Given that Hasbro hired members of the fandom to write the cards, it's likely a little of both.
** Watch "Spike At Your Service" and look carefully at the placement of Spike's hands when he gives Applejack her massage, along with her reaction.
** The very first scene of the episode "Princess Twilight Sparkle", if you [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k9O09rVrQs miss just one letter]]:
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': You gotta really fap 'em hard.
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Whoa!
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Uh, maybe not quite that hard.
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Whoa! Oof!
-->'''Applejack''': Lookin' good up there, Princess Twilight.
** The season 4 premiere features so many scenes of ponies entrapped in vines, one has to wonder what DHX were thinking when making the episodes.
*** Also notable was the color of the potion Twilight drank.
** "Flight to the Finish" gives us the chestnut "I did tricks with that flag the likes of which no pony saw before."
*** From the same episode we have "I can't hold it in anymore. I want you to win so bad." said by Rainbow Dash who's giving a dirty look to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. This can be misinterpreted as Rainbow having an orgasm at the thought of the crusaders "winning". Also from the episode is Ms. Harshwhinney getting up into Rainbow Dash's face and telling her to act professional. Let's just said Dashie and Harshwhinney in this episode were full of accidental innuendo. [[https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/15/497313__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_image+macro_official_season+4_flight+to+the+finish_spoiler-colon-s04e05_facebook.png Here's the screenshot if anyone's interested]].
** The show in general is a goldmine of accidental innuendo, and it is hard to tell what is completely by accident and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what might not be]]. Website/YouTube users like [[http://www.youtube.com/user/kyrospawn kyrospawn]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicGteGuy EpicGteGuy]] are known to take MLP:FIM clips out of context for a variety of purposes, but one of them is to highlight how sexual they seem out of context.
** Same deal for screencaps; after any given episode airs, it's common to see tons of freeze frames that look [[http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/out-of-context really dirty out of context.]] Such as [[http://www.derpibooru.org/53598?scope=scpe9566b5bdc48438605618cd67ed23cdfd80aa4e11 this]] or [[http://www.derpibooru.org/16757?scope=scpe9566b5bdc48438605618cd67ed23cdfd80aa4e11 this]]. It ''really'' doesn't help that the blinking animation (which is used a ''lot''), almost always looks like "bedroom eyes" when paused halfway through.
* Reginald calling the nutcracker "nutboy" in ''WesternAnimation/TheNuttiestNutcracker''.
* ''NoddysToylandAdventures'': Say, "The Noddy Shop" to yourself a few times.
* Given how much the writers of ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' enjoy GettingCrapPastTheRadar and loading the show down with HoYay, this may not actually ''be'' accidental, but the slang term isn't widely known outside the fanfic community ... a wildcat known as the Red Rhodesian ''{{Slash|Fic}}er?''
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
** "Your hotdog is no match for my bratwurst!"
** "Wow...Heinz Doofenshmirtz is ''way'' too hot, we should get ''out'' of him."
** "[[Franchise/IndianaJones Well, Ferb, you sure know how to show a girl a good time.]]" (That one [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar is kinda iffy as far as 'accidental' is concerned]].)
** "Oh ''yeah'', Jeremy, nobody makes a corndog like ''you''."
** "Here comes the BIIIIG FINISH!", followed shortly by "Ohhh that feels ''good''!"
** In "Candace Gets Busted", [[LessDisturbingInContext the entire neighborhood has an intimate get together in Doof's pants]].
** One fan decided to look a little too far into the scene in "De Plane! De Plane!" when Candace and Jeremy crash into each other in the dried up pool. The results were, reportedly, scarring, though the video has since been taken down.
** In one brief moment in "Spa Day", we see Candace and Stacy both relaxing in a hot tub. The ''same'' hot tub.
** Perry trying to go through the rubber hose to get into his lair in "Thaddeus and Thor". His movement combined with that noise...Yeah...
** When Linda calls Candace near the end of "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror!", Candace's practically orgasmic voice really turns the conversation straight to this.
--->'''Linda''': Candace, is everything okay?
--->'''Candace''': Oh, ''everything'' is just ''wonderful''.
--->'''Linda''': And... Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?
--->'''Candace''': Oh, such ''wonderful'' things.
* The theme song for ''Poppets Town'', which is a preschool series, proudly proclaims that the characters "get around in Poppets Town".
* Brought to you by the ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010'' cartoon: "Secret but[t] fun!"
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdxM6izjN_w this]] classic line, when the girls are roleplaying as themselves fighting a monster:
-->'''Buttercup''': No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster! I surprise!
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily'' ''[[TheMovie Movie]]'', [[VillainSong the villain has a song.]] The villain is peanut-obsessed, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext has an army of peanuts.]] At the end of the song, this happens:
--->'''Dr.Carver:''' Dr.Carver's...\\
'''Soldiers:''' NUTS! (show a giant blimp shaped like...you know.)
** It's obvious that they meant to do the 'nuts as in crazy' joke, but they unintentionally did another joke altogether. Dr. Carver IS short, so maybe he's compensating for something. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTi9Cda4KY&feature=related Just watch.]]
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' we have ''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PPA_SEEg88 How deliciously moist!]]"''
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'': In "Just Set Up the Chairs":
-->"Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we set up these chairs. He's gonna be all like, 'Oh no, my gumballs.'".
** {{Bowdlerization}}: In the UK, the line is changed to "Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we set up these chairs," and the second part is cut. Interestingly enough, Benson being called a "greasy slop jockey" by a bratty birthday kid and the part where Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost retrieve the clown and horse for the party (with heavy implications that the clown is hungover) wasn't cut in the UK and the American version doesn't cut the "Benson's gonna drop his balls..." line.
** In "Skips Strikes":
--> '''Benson''': Who would of thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship?
--> '''Mordecai''': Thanks to my power hook!
--> '''Rigby''': No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!
--> '''Benson''': And because of my *chuckles* backup balls!
** In "Cruisin'"
--> "Carmenita's special parts should only be manipulated by a professional."
** Invoked in ''[[Recap/RegularShowS03Ep37FuzzyDice Fuzzy Dice]]''
--> '''Benson:''' Now, when the balls drop...
--> '''Mordecai & Rigby:''' ''(chuckles)''
--> '''Benson:''' When the game starts...
* In the Creator/RankinBassProductions cartoon ''Rudolph's Shiny New Year'', the title character and his friends search for Happy, the baby New Year. There is much discussion, therefore, of "little Happy." And in the last couple of scenes, which take place as a clock strikes midnight, there is quite a bit of talk of how many "bongs" they have left to go.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'': In the PS1 video game ''Rugrats: Search for Reptar'', this trope pops up during the Golf game stage:
** '''Tommy''': "We just gotta get the balls in the hole, and we'll get a whole mountain of ice cream!"
** Not helped by the [[FreudWasRight questionable look of Ice Cream Mountain itself]].
** Lil by way of ChildrenAreInnocent or {{Irony}} (the choice is up to you) in "At The Movies"
--> "I hate kissing movies. Nothing ever happens"
* To a modern audience, there are certain lines in ''WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown'' that can be misconstrued as meaning something else. This includes:
** "I like babies"
** "He will eat with us and sleep with us and drink warm cocoa with us"
** "I'm a MAN now"
** The entirety of "If you sit on my lap today..."
* ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated'':
** Traps Illustrated, if you know [[UnsettlingGenderReveal what the word trap can also mean]].
** From episode 11: "Nothing says I love you like 200 ft. of parachute cord and a cargo net!" Looks like Freddy is also into bondage.
** In the first few episodes of Season 2 Daphne goes on and on about how she found a "real man," one who isn't obsessed with traps over her. Comedy gold.
* In the episode "E. Pluribus Wiggum" of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', the Mayor says to a crying food mascot, "No one likes weepy meat." Which is followed almost immediately by Homer saying, "Where will I ditch my kids in a pit of dirty balls?"
** ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E6TreehouseOfHorrorVI Treehouse Of Horror VI]]'': "'Do not touch Willie.' Good advice."
* A playdate-themed episode of ''Small Potatoes'', another preschool series, contains the line, "We go up to my room and pretty soon we're making noise".
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Hats Off to Smurfs" Vanity hides himself in a closet after being turned ugly.
-->'''Papa Smurf''': Vanity, you must come out!
-->'''Smurfette''': Yes Vanity, come one out!
* ''WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM'': Bunnie's infamous "Nasty as a one-eyed snake, sugah." line.
** Also, when Antoine [[{{Malaproper}} accidentally calls]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar fertilizer 'fraternizer']]
** The "funny kiss."
*** Parodied mercilessly in ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts''. "That wasn't funny at all!"
* Oh so many on ''WesternAnimation/SonsOfButcher''. An example:
--> '''Sol''' (talking about selling frozen meatsicles at a local fair): "The long weekend's coming. And we should come too. With our meats. Right into people's mouthes!"
** There was also an OverlyLongGag where Sol burst into a classroom (the wrong classroom, mind you) full of children where the teacher had just talked about "bad touches". He wanted to perform the coin-behind-the-ear trick with a hot dog to the class, so he repeatedly asked the children to "help [him] make [his] meat disappear". This understandably [[MistakenForPedophile terrified the entire class]], while Sol was [[CaptainOblivious completely oblivious]] to the fact.
* Played with on ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' when Cartman starts a Christian rock band in "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]". His lyrics talk about stuff like wanting to please Jesus and feeling His salvation all over his face, or thinking that Jesus looks kinda hot up on the cross.
-->'''Executive:''' We were looking over some of your lyrics, uh... "I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two./I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you.'" It seems you ''really'' love Christ.\\
'''Cartman:''' Yes, we sure do.\\
'''Executive:''' No, but it appears you are actually... in love with Christ.\\
''(akward pause)''\\
'''Cartman:''' Well, what are you saying? That ''you'' don't really love Christ??\\
'''Executive:''' Well, uh, of course I do. I mean, I just--\\
'''Cartman:''' Well, what's the difference?! You love Christ, you're in love with Christ, I mean, uh, what the [[GoshDangItToHeck heck]] is this??\\
'''Executive:''' Uh, we'd just like to make sure the bands we sign are in it for God, and not [[MoneyDearBoy for the money]].\\
'''Cartman:''' I resent that, sir! [[BlatantLies I have never in my life done anything just for the money!]] [[TemptingFate If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.]]\\
'''Butters:''' [[GenreSavvy Uh, oh...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'':
** "It will be just like a sleepover! Only we will be sweaty and covered in GREASE!" There's a LOT more where that came from.
** The entire episode of "The Smoking Peanut".
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/SquirrelBoy'' is called ''[[http://www.tv.com/Squirrel+Boy/Harried+Treasure+-+The+Rod+Squad/episode/864503/summary.html the Rod squad]]''… because the "leader" of the team is named '''Rod'''ney. And, ironically, there is a girl on that team. Intentional or not, there are '''no''' nut jokes in this show.
* In-universe in ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''. In "So Many Birthdays", as Steven enters the donut shop as he fluctuating into middle age, he asks Lars and Sadie if they can "help him into his birthday suit" (actually a crown and cape). He then gets chased out of the shop with a chair.
* In the song ''I love Custard'' from the 2003 ''WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake'' episode ''Here Comes Pupcake''. The title of the song itself is a little cringe-worthy as-is, but the absolute gold has to be the line ''I could [[IThoughtItMeant eat]] [[HoYay my]] [[InterspeciesRomance Custard]] [[{{Squick}} with]] [[NoodleImplements a spoon]]'', sung by Strawberry Shortcake.
* The ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'' cartoon gives us this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQFYb3akag jewel]]. Repeated over and over for your pleasure.
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'':
** "Donatello does machines!". Made even more hilarious by the fact that he's the only turtle without an official LoveInterest.
** The end of the first act of "The Lost Queen Of Atlantis" has a freeze frame of Shredder taking a magic amulet off of April while she's being restrained, which from the angle of the shot looks like he's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar grabbing April's breast]] [[EvilLaugh and maniacally laughing]] at the same time.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' episode "Artful Dodgers":
-->'''Starfire:''' Perhaps this is the year you will let Raven and I participate in the dodging of balls!
* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''
** In the episode "Pop Goes the Diesel." Diesel is trying to shunt some very old freight cars that refuse to move. He growls and starts jerking the freight cars, who begin moaning. A very [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything characteristic moaning]] that's especially suggestive in the American version narrated by Creator/GeorgeCarlin.
** Emily's very proud of her big, um, "wheels".
* The ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCats2011'' episode "Omens Part One" sees adoptive brothers Lion-O and Tygra act out a longstanding SiblingRivalry by competing in a racing ChaseFight game, the object of which is to climb a tree and ring a bell while fighting off one's competitor. Lion-O announces that he'll ring the bell, whereupon Tygra replies "And I'm gonna ring ''yours''," smiling and tipping a wink. The series' fans, oblivious to the phrase's usage in sport (Tygra has threatened to beat Lion-O into a concussion), and remembering that Tygra has previously smiled and winked to [[TheCharmer explicitly flirt]], [[ShippingGoggles seized on]] the exchange's oddly sexual undertone to launch a NotBloodSiblings HoYay {{Shipping}}.
* ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'': [[http://fuck-kelsifer.tumblr.com/post/39655448475 This]], though the analogy is so spot on one wonders if it [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wasn't something else entirely]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
** Cody has bread in his pants for Gwen. Later, he pulls her bra out of his pants. This does NOT make sense in context.
** "Playing with the Princess Courtney doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Courtney, guaranteed!"
* In the original ''[[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Transformers]]'' show, Megatron would turn into a gun to be wielded by another Decepticon, usually Starscream. The implications are staggering.
** In case your mind wasn't dirty enough to get it at first: Starscream holds Megatron in his hands, then pulls Megatron's trigger, making him shoot out.
*** And to FURTHER add to this, the original Megatron toy had his trigger for his [[http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/toys/g1-1984/megatron/35/1/61/ crotch.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''
** Jack saying he cares about Arcee because she was "his first" can be taken ''several'' ways he hopefully did not intend. This isn't helped when Jack's mother comments that Arcee "isn't the kind of girl I imagined him ditching me for".
** D.N.G.S., specifically, how it's pronounced ("din-gus"), prompting the Youtube comment "Silas really wants Fowler's Dingus".
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheTrapDoor'', Berk uses the word 'bonking' as a term for hitting monsters. Considering the ''other'' meaning of 'bonking'...
** Also, 'I'm gonna stick this implement right up 'is tube!'
** The episode ''Moany Boni'', where skull Boni got a body, was full of this stuff. 'Berk, look at my body!' 'Hello, Boni, I like your body!' and, when Boni sees a clone of his skull self in his alcove, 'There's a very rude head in my hole!'
* ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces'': One of Penelope Pitstop's in-car gadgets is labeled "vibrator". (Actually it's a vibro-masseur.)
* ''WesternAnimation/WhereOnEarthIsCarmenSandiego'' has got wa-a-a-a-a-ay too many instances of characters saying things like, "Let's go nail Carmen!" Yes, the actual term "nail" is used.
* ''WesternAnimation/WordWorld'': The word {{Gorn}} was mentioned while trying to make a corn for a party.
** And they didn't even wash the letters between unmaking non-food words and making food words. Ew.
* On ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'' a woman tells Xavier her husband beats her because he loves her. Xavier responds "If that's love, I'm going to make some love to his mouth!"
* ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinChronicles'': "The only tongue I want in my mouth is my own tongue!"[[note]]Jack Spicer after one of his bots serves him animal tongue.[[/note]]
** In the sixth episode when Clay mentions a hoedown, Omi says "What is a hoedown? A showdown with hoes? Count me in!" Presumably he was talking about gardening tools.
*** In episode 9 Omi describes an excellent "hoe technique." This time he does quickly bring a hoe onscreen, though.
* Season 2 Episode 1 of ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' had these lines by Lance & Kitty:
--> '''Kitty''': ''Shouldn't you be Erupting Somewhere?''
--> '''Lance''': ''Hey Kitty, you wanna see some real shaking?''
** A lot of Lance's dialog comes off as this because of all his rock puns.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus'':
-->'''Officer:''' I pulled you over for riding a -- riding a -- what's that thing?
-->'''Jingle:''' This is Vixen.
-->'''Officer:''' Riding a Vixen the wrong way down a one-way street.
* ''WesternAnimation/YinYangYo'':
-->''Yuck:'' You can't beat my pants! Thanks to Yin they're in a very naughty mood.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThreeTwoOnePenguins'': Take these lyrics from "Fair and Square" out of context and try to see how it doesn't sound sexual in any way.
-->'''Kevin:''' When you do that thing.
-->'''Zidgel, Midgel, and Fidgel:''' Thingy, thingy, thingy, oh!
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[[folder: Real Life ]]
* The hardware of the ''AtariJaguar'' combined with the CD add-on, made the system end up looking like a toilet. Considering the console's drawbacks, it wasn't far off.
* The rallying cry of the fans of Austin Peay University is "Let's go, Peay." Go on, say it out loud… It gets better if you know what the last rallying cry was: [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Show me your Peay-ness."]] Their T-shirts {{lampshade|Hanging}} it, saying, "Seriously. It's our cheer."
* Puns have been endemic to [[http://www.holytaco.com/12-unintentionally-funny-sports-headlines/ Bartolo Colon's]] [[http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/05/12/today-in-sophomoric-humor-headlines-about-colon-operation-bartolo-colon/ career]]
* Blog/CakeWrecks has a "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Do You See What I See?]]" category precisely for unintentionally sexual and/or faecal-looking cakes.
* The US Government's new job plan being referred to as 'Cash for Caulkers'. Say it aloud, or watch [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-9-2009/the-most-immature-montage-ever---cash-for-caulkers make it painfully obvious.]]
* This post from the website "[[CaughtUpInTheRapture Rapture]] Ready": "[[http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=105257 I don't want to be lukewarm!]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny How do I become hot for God?]]" (A large proportion of the posts on Rapture Ready consist of accidental innuendo. They never notice.)
* One Australian corporation, based around the Coffs Harbour Ex-Services Club, has adopted the name "the CEX group". And lo, there was much sniggering.
** There's also a second-hand electronic entertainment retail chain in the UK called [=CeX=]. Which often have ''bright-red'' shop fronts.
* There is a Chinese restaurant in Franklin, Tennessee called China Wang (pronounced Wong).
** However, they've since changed their name. Perhaps they caught up on it.
* The Columbus Blue Jackets revealed a new, secondary team mascot along with their new third jerseys in November 2010. The mascot, Boomer (a person in an inflatable suit shaped like a cannon), was intended to be geared toward younger fans, specifically early elementary age, 8 and younger. [[http://theotherpaper.com/articles/2010/12/11/blogs/jacket_racket/doc4d03fd239b005172676576.txt Unfortunately, nobody in the Jackets' marketing department could see how this would be a problem.]] It might've helped if they'd considered focus group testing that went beyond just the 8-and-under crowd. It also doesn't help that Boomer is a tie-in with the club's third jersey - which the team opted not to wear for its scheduled fifth appearance, after losing their first four games in them, even leading to the team taking the third-jersey schedule off their website.[[note]]NHL players are very, ''very'' superstitious.[[/note]]
* This has been making the rounds for a (long) while, but the town of Cumming, Georgia has a Cumming First United Methodist Church. Their website was originally located at [[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.cummingfirst.com www.cummingfirst.com]] (and included a subpage describing their organ), until they realized that the Internet is an utterly merciless place. Subsequently it moved to www.cummingfirstmethodist.com, and it would appear that it is now in the midst of a move to the (finally relatively innuendo-free) www.cfumcga.com. Unfortunately, another church in the same town is known as "First Baptist Cumming". Lagrange, NY had an elementary school named after it.
* The mineral Cummingtonite is actually named after a town in the Berkshire Hills of Massachusetts. There's also [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole Arsole]]. The name is related to arsenic. ([[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} That Other Wiki]] notes that find the name "silly" in a disapproving settle-down-class manner.)
* Australian RugbyUnion player Digby Ioane's comment about English players caused some giggles:
-->'''Ioane:''' They are pretty wingers, they are really good looking and I just can't wait to go against them.
* "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." [[http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html The Darwin Awards demonstrate that testing this is a bad move.]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria Fucking]], a small village in Austria mostly famous for having its road signs commonly stolen as souvenirs. ''Not'' so funny for the villagers who had to pay for the replacements each time...
* Georgia O Keefe's flower paintings.
** The flowers are essentially plant sex organs (or contain them at least), so it isn't innuendo at all...they are paintings of genitalia.
* The English nursery rhyme ''I Love Little Pussy'' has [[HaveAGayOldTime become rather controversial in modern times]]. (It actually ends with "Pussy and I very gently will play.") The same goes for the nursery rhyme that starts, "Ding dong dell/The pussy's in the well..."
* The vanity licence plate "ILVTOFU" was [[http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12093995 turned down by a local DMV.]] It was a vegan's expression for liking tofu.
* The German TV news anchorman Jens Riewa had a problem with a Teleprompter. Because of that, during broadcast, he pushed a button on the underside on his desk. For the viewers, it looked like he was touching his crotch. Afterwards, he explained "I experienced trouble with my .... [[UnusualEuphemism device]]". The clip of this scene became quite popular after it was picked up by a comedian, because of its accidental innuendo.
* [[http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/21/biden-on-cheerleaders-the-stuff-they-do-on-hard-wood-it-blows-my-mind/ Joe Biden on cheerleaders]]
** Look at the above line again.
* Creator/JudyBlume's Literature/{{Fudge}} Box Set.
* [[http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2010/05/Shrek-Mint-Ogre-Load.jpg This billboard]] advertising UsefulNotes/McDonalds' WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} themed [=McFlurries=].
* From the New York Times dining section: "The Domaine de Chevalier 2007, still in oak barrels, trumpets its presence with an explosive burst of pure sauvignon blanc fruit and a beautifully opaque texture that invites repeated sips in an effort to penetrate the wine's mystery. The 2006, not yet bottled, is rounder and less flamboyant..." [[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/081111]] ''Trumpets its presence with an explosive burst''? ''Invites repeated sips in an effort to '''penetrate''' its mystery''? Is this wine having an orgasm or something?
* Several anecdotes on Website/NotAlwaysRight see people wander into this: "[[http://notalwaysright.com/step-1-insert-foot-into-mouth/2250 It was a pretty big rack]]."
* One of the desserts at Outback Steakhouse, an ice cream-covered brownie, is called "Chocolate Thunder from Down Under".
* Pitching great Randy Johnson, whose name is '''Randy Johnson''. Even better, his nickname is "The Big Unit". One wonders if he wears his PornStache ironically.
** It's not as bad as Melvin Upton who is more famously known as BJ [[note]] It stands for Bossman Junior. His dad is referred to as Bossman[[/note]]
* The Shake Weight. That is all.
** ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' picked up on this one with a vengeance.
** This requires [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw visuals]]. How any of those women did that with a straight face....
** Done even worse for the Men. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
--> "Oh, that's it"
* Shout Color Catcher slogan: "The [[VirginPower Proof]] is on the Sheet"
* UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} has a streetcar that was once called [[FunWithAcronyms South Lake Union Transit]], but was then renamed. That has not deterred locals from making jokes about "riding it."
* [[http://www.smmoving.com/ S&M Moving Systems]].
* Sir Radio/TerryWogan exemplifies this trope -- well, it's really Mick Sturbs (the author of the "Janet and John" stories) and many of his listeners who've written in interesting letters who do, but Wogan encourages it all and every little bit of that survived his move from breakfast radio on BBC Radio 2 to his new slot in front of a live audience on Sunday afternoons.
* One of the most successful brands of condoms is "Trojan". Now, you wouldn't expect a condom to have ''unintentionally'' dirty implications, but.... [[TrojanHorse what the Trojans are most famous for]] was accepting into their [[VirginPower impregnable fortress]] something that seemed harmless, which then proceeded to release hundreds of enemy agents.
** Now imagine that a high school needed a mascot, and settled on the Trojans. The yearbook and several other features were later changed to Troyan, whatever that's supposed to be. The teams' names stayed, though, and students are well aware of it. One year's school sweatshirt read "Now 99.7% effective."
** Now imagine a different high school, whose mascot is also the "Trojans", unedited. The swim team's shirts say "Nothing swims past a Trojan."
** Topeka, Kansas has "Seaman High School," which fits this trope well enough on its own, but was made better whenever their sports teams played Topeka High, who had the Trojans as their mascot. There is [[DoubleEntendre nothing accidental]] about the newspaper headlines that read "Seaman breaks through Trojan defenses" or "Trojans contain Seaman." Similarly dirty headlines can be constructed whenever the University of South Carolina (the Gamecocks, or Cocks for short) plays against either Troy or the University of Southern California, both of whom have the Trojans as their mascot. No doubt the subeditors have a field day if they ever meet the Oregon State Beavers.
*** This is probably why the USC women's basketball team prefers to be called the "Women of Troy., though they're missing out on a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trojan_Women literary reference]].
* [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Uranus gets it bad enough]] to [[UranusIsShowing rate its own trope page]].
* There is a''UsefulNotes/WashingtonMetro'' station called "Ballston."
** "Foggy Bottom" also tends to make out-of-towners smirk.
* The major chain store Woolworths released a line of little girls' bedroom furniture entitled "{{Lolita}}". Not for long, though. If it had been anything other than a ''bedroom'' set they might have got away with it.
* During the E3 2013 presentation for the ''XboxONE'', a male gamer was playing ''VideoGame/KillerInstinct'' against a female gamer. When it was apparent that she was on the receiving end of a CurbStompBattle, he quipped "just let it happen, it'll be over soon". What was meant to be a BadassBoast ended up sounding like an accidental [[DudeNotFunny joke about rape]], which didn't settle well with many viewers.
* A chess game was played in the Liechtenstein Open of 1992, in which Hans-Uwe Kock played against Johannes Sucher. This is how "Kock-Sucher" was possible to be cited in a book on chess openings.
* A fairly common reason for this are words that aren't ''quite'' HaveAGayOldTime, but still near it. Take the word 'taint', for instance: it is entirely possible, indeed even ''likely'' to only be aware of the contamination meaning, but as it so happens it is also a slang term for a part of the human body. The more innocent meaning is both at least equally valid and more widespread, but if you ''are'' aware of the slang term...
* A family-friendly diner in Pennsylvania popular for its ice cream briefly had this sign over its napkin holder:
-->''What do'' you ''cream? In case it's your shirt, please take some of these!''
* [[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6n745YGoJ1qb8x3g.jpg Candle salad]]. As Teresa Nielsen Hayden once put it: You have to have a really ''clean'' mind to come up with something like this.
* Bad time for unnecessary quotation marks: [[http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/2009/12/thanks-for-mental-image.html Please do not allow children to "bang" on piano -- thanks!]]
* Hockey announcers often fall prey to the Accidental Innuendo, mainly due to sticks being used in the sport. References such as a player "having a long stick" and "stick-on-stick action" are common.
** American football announcers have it at least as bad, what with the tight ends and wide receivers. And any sport that involves ball-handling. In fact, it might be best to just say sports announcers, full stop.
*** There was a T-shirt covered in common American football announcing phrases that ''sound'' dirty but aren't, which included sayings like "All he has to do is keep pounding it up the middle!" and "He could...go...all...the...way!!!"
** Baseball gives us the phrase "get good wood on the ball".
*** And of course, as mentioned on one of George Carlin's early albums: "The batter's got two balls on him."
*** And then there's the old joke about a foreigner (usually a Scotsman) watching his first baseball game, ending with his reaction to being told that the batter had four balls...
* Soviet bloc countries had lots of jokes based upon the Party's {{Newspeak}}: what is the greatest achievement of transplantology? To move the member from the Party's arm to the head.
* There's a currency, a people, and a language called "dong". Website/{{Cracked}} [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ had fun with this.]]
* There was this classic headline about a Brazilian soccer player going to Portugal: Argel Fuks Off To Benfica
* The slightly goofy, Swedish furniture names of IKEA products have been noted as having this property from time to time. "Diktad" means "made up" or "poetical", but it does make you snigger. Unfortunately, one of their products, a bed, did end up with a name that meant something rather close to "good fuck" in German. [[BiteTheWaxTadpole Oops.]]
** There's also a piece of IKEA furniture known as "Beslut". That's Swedish for "decision", but it has quite different connotations in English.
** And an armchair whose name loosely sounds like "butt-tight" (Poäng) in German.
** Don't for get the Fartful!
* The word ''wang'' actually means ''money'' in the Malay language. And then there's ''duit'' (pronounced ''do-it''), which also more or less means the same thing. There are nasty adult jokes that plays on these.
** Doesn't help that the word ''money'' sound similar to another Malay word ''mani'', which means sperm cum. There's also the phrase ''money shot'' that is another word for Bukkake.
* [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/the-funniest-unintentiona_n_602700.html#s97102 The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Signs Of All Time]]
* [[http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?referrerid=109801&t=603219 This forum]] has a list of some of the best ones on British TV and Radio.
* This {{Glurge}}-tastic [[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cat-touched-someone-Autism-3-5-x-3-3-magnet-/330513695533?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cf426c32d magnet on eBay]]. The message: "I've been touched by someone with Autism and it was fantastic!" underneath a picture of [[ADateWithRosiePalms a human hand touching a]] [[HaveAGayOldTime pussy]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext with its finger]]. Lampshaded by [[http://tuuli.tumblr.com/post/12733650017/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was multiple]] [[http://summoner-controller-kel.tumblr.com/post/12762855246/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was Tumblr bloggers]], including multiple autistic [[http://deaf-aspie.tumblr.com/post/12720573222/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was people]] [[http://blinkpink.tumblr.com/post/12718935640/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was joking]] [[http://soilrockslove.tumblr.com/post/12721086224/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was about]] [[http://fromhellsheart.tumblr.com/post/12719854514/ive-been-touched-by-someone-with-autism-and-it-was masturbation]].
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[[folder:New Media]]
* In ''Roleplay/AGameOfGodsInfinities'' when Fluttershy offered a ride on her back after arriving in the grassy fields.
* ''JustForFun/BackstrokeOfTheWest'':
** "They're all over me" is translated to [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw08.jpg "he is in my behind"]].
** Out of context, [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw79.jpg this image]] is some powerful innuendo.
** [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw10.jpg "The disgusting thing came"]]
%% * ''BananaPieLord'': Plenty!
* ''Website/BashOrg'': [[http://bash.org/?667490 "my dad said its too big, and I guess it was"]] It gets worse from there.
** [[http://www.bash.org/?352172 I broke my G-string while fingering a minor.]] [[spoiler:I was trying to play "Knocking on Heaven's Door". Oh well, time to buy new strings.]]
* ''Website/BlackPhoenixAlchemyLab'': "Please be advised: this site contains adult content, and the oils are created in an environment that contains nuts. [[LampshadeHanging Maybe I should have put those advisories in separate sentences?]]"
* ''Blog/BloggerBeware'': Lampshaded repeatedly in the '''Out of Context Alert'''s.
* John saying he would "only take it from Tom" in episode 115 of ''Podcast/TheBugle''. He was actually referring to an apology for the difficulty in accessing the Bugle email account.
* ''Roleplay/{{BZPB}}'': Uterio's name, kind of.
* ''Blog/CakeWrecks'':
** [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2011/07/big-bangs.html Others]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/10/its-not-what-you-think.html come]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/06/nothing-to-see-here.html to]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/01/funny-business.html mind]].
** [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/06/we-learned-good.html May yr drms cum tru Grad '10]]
* [[MoralGuardians The Childcare Action Project]] review of ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' includes a discussion on teaching children right from wrong…which features the terms "rod", "thrust", "beat", "discipline" and "sheep". Also, the "sexual immorality" section references "word for rapist," presumably for when The Joker mentions a "gangbanger." MoralGuardians have the dirtiest minds.
* Has happened a few times with ''DayNine''.
** "jpm. Jacktions per minute......Sounded o.k. in my head it didn't sound like Masturbating".[[labelnote:Explanation]]"apm" is "actions per minute", a common measurement of how quickly players can do things. "jpm" was a player in the game shown.[[/labelnote]]
** At a tournament a few days before the previous example, possibly the king of this trope was said by a co-caster. "He's not going to pull out at the last second. He's going to stick it in for the long haul."
* ''DwarfFortress/DrunkFortress'': It happens.
--> "You like axolotl leather, holy gods that's a bitch to spell, so now you're a leather person. I mean a leather worker person."
--> --'''Shoruke'''
%% * Happens a lot in the IC-Box of ''Roleplay/FateDistortedMemoria''.
%% * Often on ''Podcast/TheFPlus'', due to the subject manner of most of the episodes.
* ''Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings'': Sometimes when [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65161 fundies]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69423 discuss]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62267 Jesus]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61532 Christ]]. Other times it just ''has'' to be [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60685 on]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60686&Page=1 purpose]]...
** Rapture Ready posters do this so often that it's pretty much expected from them.
* ''Website/GaiaOnline'': The store Sam's Body and Parts, anyone?
** Let's not forget "Ruby's Rack", which Ruby lampshades sometimes by saying "The store is named after my clothing racks, smartass."
* Inverted with ''HellfireCommentaries''; rarely is an innuendo accidental.
-->'''Tom:''' I will fucking shank you.
-->'''FTA:''' You'll shag me?
-->'''Tom:''' ''Shank''.
-->'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place!
-->'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK!?
** However, this is played straight some times:
-->'''Helldragon:''' Did Jiminy sleep with him?
-->'''Tom:''' Please rephrase that.
* In the ''AudioPlay/TheHeroicTaleOfHeroicallyHeroicHeroes'' Bucket really wants to show Honey his helmet. and his package. They're both really big and impressive.
* ''Roleplay/IWannaBe'': 'They'll almost always be made when Dio and Scorch are around.
* ''Roleplay/JourneyThroughTheMultiverse'': Majora's bonding with Mary can easily be seen as sexual, despite having not been written with that intent.
** Nanabey being "protected" and wanting "protection" seemed innocent enough. Then Marvelous started acting like a BastardBoyfriend towards her, Nanabey being "protected" by Etna had much innuendo and then the player used the phrase "getting it on" in regards to "protecting" Nanabey. If "protection" is innuendo, then she ReallyGetsAround.
* In chapter 7 of ''Roleplay/KnightBlades'', Black Fang asks Grek for a book about positions and says he wants to know how Ridder uses his pole so good.
* ''Roleplay/LitetowerParanormalAgency'': Caister Westburn
* Hasbro's US ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/ page]] has some pages (including every one of their episode viewing guides) announcing that fans can "Watch 3 Ways!"
** The [[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/discover/news.cfm "Just For Parents" section]] includes both "3 Ways" and "2 Ways" announcements.
** [[http://www.animationmagazine.net/a-day-in-the-life/issue-217-hasbro-studios/ A]] [[http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=415331085182646 promotional]] [[https://twitter.com/HubTVNetwork/status/248879298226827265 photo]] has [[GagPenis a stylus placed rather unfortunately in relation to a Celestia toy]].
* ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Romantic]]'': "[[http://notalwaysromantic.com/talking-about-his-light-saber/27469 Now you know how I feel all the time!]]" [[labelnote:Context]]The speaker's talking about the difficulty of finding clothes her size.[[/labelnote]][[invoked]]
* ''Blog/OccupyRichieRich'': InUniverse.
** The [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/38494640584/toasterbankpig-enjoying-that-a-little-too-much Toasterbankpig]], whose inexplicable happiness worries the riffer.
** Then there’s the [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/38983707286/terrifying-richie-rich-fetish-special “terrifying]] [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/39778644772/terrifying-richie-rich-fetish-special-ii-incest richie rich fetish specials]]”…
* ''Roleplay/{{Paixao}}'': Yorda tells the Doctor she [[SleepCute slept with]] the Master. It's later repeated with Urd:
--> '''Tenth Doctor''': ''What?!''
--> '''Urd''': WHAT DID THAT BASTARD DO?
* ''Roleplay/PersonaRequisAeterna''
--> '''Hiromasa:''' You know, not everyone's as flexible as you are Chisame. But I'll get up there...
* Every other sentence that Maxifent Corey speaks on ''Website/ScrewAttack''.
* ''Podcast/SlashReport'': Poor [[{{Invoked}} Lianne]].
%% * ''Roleplay/WAOAHighSchoolAU'': Shadow is quite the master of this.
* ''Website/WarriorsWish'':
** Some members found the first of the Cat's messages ''way'' too amusing...
** Also, in one of HF's comments, he said that he "had the most wonderful things planned for [Blizz] to do today..." Since this was after they had kits together, this was greeted wityh a slew of comments about Blizz needing to take birth control.
** One Word - Darkstar. [[http://i38.tinypic.com/j8l6ol.png She even has a book about it.]]
*** Don't forget the [[http://forum.warriorswish.net/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10236& entire topic]] devoted to it.
** The stalking thread in the RB, although some of it is intentional.
* A story on WattPad (An iPhone/iPod touch app meant for literature) called "Dinner with Vampires (Did I Mention I'm a Vegetarian?) features an in universe example. The main character Violet spills some vodka on her shirt in front of [[TroubledButCute Kaspar]], one of the vampires. She says "Why is it that I always end up getting wet around you?" she later realizes the double meaning.
* This naturally happens in ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' with lots of gun talk, not to mention swords, other various weapons, and people who have sexuality problems.
** "Noel : One of what? Any good gun needs penetration power." is just one example.
* ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsEscapist'': [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.355494-We-Are-Our-Avatars-II-Closed-Started?page=104#14159372 Rosh's post on page 104]]
** [[WordOfGod According to Rosh]] [[CluelessChickMagnet Ichika Orimura]] eventually gets over his love obliviousness and settles with [[FirstGirlWins Houki Shinonono]]. With the other members of the Harem left, a OneGenderSchool, and Charlotte and Laura's relationship slightly modified from the light novels, [[ItMakesSenseInContext it seems that Rosh only made that relationship more stronger]] with the TimeSkip.
** "Oh, you're fun! I can't wait to violate your wonderful body, all by myself!"
*** This the greatest AccidentalInnuendo in the history of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]]! It's so hard to explain that you have to read by yourself to find out. [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.391734-We-Are-Our-Avatars-DLV-Youre-not-in-Kansas-anymore-OPEN?page=150#15850118 So start reading and continue reading till the next page.]]
** "Nice implants."[[note]]Referring to Commander Shepard's cybernetics, not her breasts.[[/note]]
%%* The infobox graphic on [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]]'s page on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UConn-UMass_football_rivalry The UConn-UMass football rivalry]].
* In one ''Podcast/YoGPoD'', Simon asks Lewis a series of questions, which he needs to answer using randomized music titles in his iTunes play list. When Simon asks the question "What do you think of your secret crush?", Lewis gets the Song "You raise me up". Think about that for a second.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweZVTBM4gU 3 Year Old Corn-Hole Prodigy]]
* Those [[TheProblemWithPenIsland wonderful, wonderful]] [=URLs=] that somehow didn't get noticed soon enough.
** A Dutch example: one Internet company tried to promote switching from any other company to them. Their slogan: "Overstappen is niet eng" ("Switching isn't scary"). Their URL: www.overstappenisnieteng.nl, which with the words squashed together can and ''will'' be read as "Overstap penis niet eng" ("Switch to penis not scary"). It took them a few months to catch on, after which they verrrrry quickly changed their ads and URL.
** or a classic literature page on about.com http://classiclit.about.com/
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[[folder: Professional Wrestling]]
* ''Wrestling/BryanDanielson'' once had a theme song called "Big Epic Thing." [[GagPenis No wonder all the ladies loved him]]...
* ''Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon'': During the Dream Team[[note]]Wrestling/DustyRhodes[=/=][[Wrestling/BrutusBeefcake Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake]][=/=]Wrestling/TitoSantana[=/=]The Red Rooster[[/note]]-The Enforcers[[note]][[Wrestling/HonkyTonkMan The Honky Tonk Man]][=/=][[Wrestling/BigBossman the Big Bossman]][=/=]Wrestling/RickMartel[=/=][[Wrestling/AllenCoage Bad News Brown]][[/note]] match at ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries 89'', when Beefcake is beating up on Honky:
-->"This is where Honky's at his best. When he gets you in that compromising position, that's when he's ready to unload."
* Invoked with this promotional announcement from ''Wrestling/JoeyStyles'' ECW days:
-->"Remember, write to Wrestling/{{Beulah|McGillicutty}}'s Box, because her Box will always be open for you. (To someone off camera) I can't say that on the air, I'll never get an agent."
* ''Wrestling/{{Kane}}'': Announcers often refer to [=Kane=] as a 'one-eyed monster'.
** Hilariously [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by [[{{Wrestling/Edge}} Edge]] during a feud.
* ''Wrestling/SgtSlaughter'': When you have a tag team called the Privates...
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The [[http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Penetrator Penetrator]] TabletopGame/{{Battle|Tech}}Mech is 75 tons of walking Accidental Innuendo.
* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'':
** The Rod of Lordly Might. [[ICallHimMisterHappy That's just overselling yourself.]]
** A Rod of Viscid Globs can only shoot three times a day.
** There's also the Rod of Wonder (works at will) and the Rod of Extend (Spell) and Rod of Enlarge (Spell), which also work three times per day.
* The ''Player's Guide to TabletopGame/{{Eberron}}''. An image of an Aerenal elf featured a skeleton-effect BreastPlate that looked very much like the elf was being groped by a skeleton.
* Anys Syn from ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' is named after real-world author [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anais_Nin Anais Nin]]; her name is not intended to be a joke about sex or headache medicine.
* Fantasy Flight Games' urban-fantasy RPG ''TableTopGame/{{Fireborn}}'' features characters who are reincarnated dragons; their special abilities are powered by "karma." Karma's corrupted opposite is "taint." Cue gamer snickering.
** Even worse, in the official introductory adventure ''The Fire Within,'' the concept is introduced with the following verbatim dialogue:
---> ''"Why did you attack us?"''
---> We smelled the taint of the Opener of Ways upon you. ...
---> ''"What do you mean, 'taint'?"''
---> Do you know the thing you call upon when in most dire need? That has many names. Fate, fortune, karma? The opposite of that, it has but one name. Taint. ... The Opener of Ways loves taint.
---> ''"What are the effects of taint?"''
---> ... As for us ''(he gestures to himself and his fellow fairies)'', it warps us, changes us. ... For you, I do not know.
* ''TabletopGame/IronKingdom'': One female warcaster, Ashlynn D'Elyse, has a spell that makes entire groups of enemies less likely to hit in melee, less capable of self-defense and completely unable to operate firearms for a time. The spell's name? [[DistractedByTheSexy Distraction.]]
** Skarre, a Cryx caster that is of the all-female Satyxis race, has an ability called Great Rack, which can knock people down. [[spoiler: She has horns, you perv.]]
** Given Privateer's rather tongue-in-cheek attitude, many of these are [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar probably not accidental]].
* ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'': "Do you have wood for sheep?" It's a request to trade, ''obviously''. Expect jokes like this a lot. (See ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' above.)
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[[folder:Films - Animated]]
* Creator/{{Disney}}'s ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' has a famous example of unintentional innuendo in the song "A Whole New World."
-->''I can open your eyes,\\
Take you wonder by wonder;\\
Over, sideways and under\\
On a magic carpet ride.\\
A whole new world!\\
A new, fantastic point of view.\\
No one to tell us no, or where to go,\\
Or say we're only dreaming.\\
...\\
Unbelievable sights!\\
Indescribable feeling!\\
...\\
A whole new world!\\
Don't you dare close your eyes.\\
A hundred thousand things to see.\\
Hold your breath -- it gets better!''
** Well at least the song has a happy ending. At the end, they hold hands as literal fireworks are shown going off…
* In ''WesternAnimation/BarbieFairytopia'', the villainess, during her VillainSong, offers to make the heroine "her consort". Sure, it can just mean "associate", but since the "spouse of a monarch" meaning is more common and it was in the middle of a WeCanRuleTogether speech, [[PsychoLesbian well...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BartokTheMagnificent'': Some of Piloff's dialogue in the scene where Bartok is trying to rescue her could come off as sexual if taken out of context.
* ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'':
** "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly." Ummm. Disney should not be putting people's minds into the gutter..
** Gaston's VillainSong includes the line "You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley/ And they'd tell you whose ''team they'd prefer to be on''!" So, EvenTheGuysWantHim?
** "And every last inch of me's covered in hair!" It might not all be unintentional, though. That wink Gaston gives while singing says far too much… At least one person ''didn't even know'' they were trying for a more innocent interpretation. I always just thought that was obvious and nobody had a problem with it. The girls singing about Gaston's manliness and the guys singing about Gaston's manliness sound the same -- lots of the praise in the song is centered on physical beauty and it comes from both girls and guys. I mean, lines such as "For there's no one as burly and brawny!", and "There's no man in town half as manly, perfect, a pure paragon!" are pretty similar. The phrase, "Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston, even when taking your lumps" and describing him as "slick" may qualify in their own right.
* ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas'': Fife's "I'd do anything for a solo!" Made worse by his voice actor being [[NeverLiveItDown Paul]] [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Reubens]].
** Forte's response to this line is not helping. Just the way TimCurry says it. "Yes... I ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything know]]''."
* ''Animation/BeautyAndWarrior'': Try to take [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s70nvL-_XM&feature=player_detailpage#t=447s this bit of footage]] out of context... (The actual context, which has Mega ''vigorously yanking on a magic sword,'' doesn't help.)
* In ''Disney/{{Bolt}}'', Penny's father declares that he has "altered" Bolt. To "alter" an animal can also be a euphemism for neutering it.
* ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'': "Well gee, [[CanadaEh eh]], you're one big beaver."
** Doubles as FridgeBrilliance if you remember that there was a giant species of beaver that existed during the time the movies take place.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'': "Mothers don't eat daughters, do they?" (Only in Fanfiction and RuleThirtyFour, we hope.)
* ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatTheMovie'': When Pim first shows up at Wack Lizardi's office with the bag, Wack asks "What in Zill have you got to be excited about? ''Did someone invent enlarging pills?''" (It's meant to be a crack at Pim's height.)
* ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'': In the Arabic version of "Let it Go", the part where Elsa originally sang, "Let it go/Let it go/That perfect girl is gone" translates to, "It's not coming back/It's not coming back/I've lost my innocence," with the masculine version of "it".
* ''Film/HappilyEverAfter'': "Watch this. I'll get her from behind!".
* Nick's line in ''Film/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' about Jimmy's extreme nausea: "I remember ''my'' first time. Shake it off, Neutron! Hah hah hah!"
* The entire [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxU7W8b74Q Hulesangen]] number from ''WesternAnimation/JungledyretHugo''. Even moreso in the Danish version, where the tones of voices are a little more... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suggestive.]]
* ''LeafieAHenIntoTheWild'': [[FreudWasRight The one-eyed weasel.]]
* Bakshi's ''WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings'' features a decidedly worrying depiction of the bit in the book where Merry and Pippin try to persuade the orcs to untie them by impersonating Gollum to trick the orcs into thinking they have the ring. Their facial expressions really do not help.
-->"You won't get it that way. It isn't easily found."
-->"It's no good groping in the dark. Uglúk will be back soon. Nothing for Mordor, nothing for poor Grishnakh. ''Gollum.'' Untie us, my precious."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'':
** The song "What's This" has quite a few passages that, when listened to in the proper state of mind, sound like they're describing something [[DoubleEntendre completely different.]]
---> "I've never felt so good before
---> This empty place inside of me is filling up!
---> I simply cannot get enough!
---> I want it, oh, I want it
---> Oh, I want it for my own!"
** "In here they've got a little tree! [[HaveAGayOldTime How queer!]]"
** It gets worse during "Making Christmas". Jack seems to get a little ''too'' excited. The lyrics make it worse:
--> I can't believe, whats happening to me. My hopes, my dreams, my ''fantasies!'' *[[TheImmodestOrgasm giddy, high-pitched laughter]]*
** Boogie's VillainSong makes it seem like [[BlackComedyRape he may have ulterior motives in his capture of Santa.]] While the original version of the song made it clear that it was to make soup out of him, the removal of the one verse that says it leaves it as just "I'm gonna do the best I can."
* Watch the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDa15wEhqQI preparation scene]] and the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOpoej-TZE dancing scene]] from ''Animation/{{Ratatoing}}'' in their original Brazilian language, and then take a gander at the English version.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' gives us Anton Ego's line ''"If I don't love it, I don't swallow!"'' [[note]] He's an ultra-elitist food critic, and he refuses to swallow the food that he tastes if he doesn't find it absolutely perfect (the full line is, "I don't ''like'' food, I ''love'' it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow!"[[/note]]
* When the dwarfs meet Snow White for the first time, Grumpy tells Doc to "Ask her who she is and what she's a-doin' here!" Of course, given his tendency to get words mixed up, Doc comes out with "What are you and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything who are you doin'?]]" Surprisingly enough, given the time period ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'' was made in, this is probably one of the earliest examples of this trope.
* ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'': "I've got a ''man'' in my ''closet''!"
* There are quite a few examples with ''Creator/DingoPictures''. A recurring one is for the camera to suddenly cut to a character [[HehHehYouSaidX quietly snickering]], making the line that came before sound dirty.
** The [[http://www.vaihtopelit.net/catalog/images/Ps2_Animal_Soccer_World.jpg box art]] of Animal Soccer World
*** "Big round of applause for the [[{{Mondegreen}} unbelievable porn!]]"
*** "OH! Grommel, not that hard! I didn't know you could shoot that hard."
*** Butcher's goalie stance is VERY suspect. Especially with his refusing to get in the goal unless Grommel shoots.
** Dalmatians 3: "It better looked like it was licked clean! Your mother was very good at that."
** Countryside Bears: "He... can't... his leg, you know, the one, I mean, the one that... he... stuck in my house is still... hurting it- him- yes..."
** Hunchback of Notredame: "He could still feel the vibration of the bells, and that was enough to keep him happy."
** Anastasia: "He won't molest you again so quickly."
* ''Creator/SparkPlugEntertainment'': The walrus in ''Piper Penguin'' sings at the prom. Judging by the faces of the party-goers, it looks like everyone ''really'' [[ArousedByTheirVoice likes his singing]].
* ''Creator/VideoBrinquedo'': The Little Bees keep going on about their stingers, and one of the Little Cars says that the Champion gets her motor running.

[[folder:Films - Live Action]]
* ''PlayedForDrama'' in ''Film/AmericanBeauty''. [[spoiler:When Col. Fitts wanders over in the rain, Lester's dialogue confirm his (mistaken) perception that Lester is, like Fitts himself, a closeted gay man. This leads to the shooting at the end.]]
* ''[[Film/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Sequel]]'': Invoked on the writers' part when Greg asks some girls visiting the concession stand if they'd like a hot wiener.
** Later, Cindy tells Mike that Marcia's "getting [[StealthPun lei'd]] by those Hawaiian boys."
* ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'': Any time Bruce Wayne calls his sidekick "Dick", but the crowning example is probably "She's trying to kill you, ''Dick''." Given how Clooney delivers the line, it might not be ''that'' accidental.
* ''Film/BellaDancerella'': The title song doesn't ''mean'' it, but but when sung as it is - by a girl, about Bella - it seems a little odd:
-->"Bella, I'm in love with you / show me what to do!" and "I feel good when I'm with you"
* ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'': "Grab some wood there, bub."
* ''Film/{{Burlesque}}'': "I've been brought down to my knees/And I've been pushed way past the point of breakin/But I can take it.."
* ''Film/CampRock'': The song "Too Cool" opens with the lyrics "I'm too cool for my dress."
* ''Film/{{Casanova}}'''s a sex comedy, it happens. Lupo, in particular, does this whenever he's in the background.
* Natalie does this in both ''Film/CharliesAngels'' films without realizing it.
* Ending of the first ''[[Film/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]'' film, anyone? When the four kids fall out of the wardrobe:
--> '''Professor Kirke:''' What were you all doing in the wardrobe?
--> '''Peter:''' You wouldn't believe us if we told you, sir.
--> '''Professor Kirke:''' (weird grin) Try me.
* ''Film/ChuckECheeseInTheGalaxy5000''': "Just a squirt in your face!"
* This scene in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when John (Played by Ahnold) convinces the villain (who honestly looks like Freddy Mercury if he was a member of the village people) to let go of his daughter.
-->'''John:''' "You don't want to pull the trigger. You want to put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it. That what you want to do, right? Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on, Bennett, let's party."
-->'''Bennett:''' "I don't need the girl!"
** It's also worth noting that Bennett has a [[http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1428/5183689053_2245c9f296_z.jpg very orgasmic expression]] on his face at the thought of sticking his knife in John.
** An [[SelfDemonstratingArticle in-depth]] [[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/ analysis.]]
* ''Film/CowboysAndAliens'': An alien is killed when molten gold is dripped onto him. In other words, he gets a ''[[FreudWasRight golden shower]]''.
* ''Film/DownPeriscope'': Dodge does this twice when introducing Lt. Lake to the rest of the crew, much to his embarrassment.
-->'''Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen! I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us... ''*crew laughs*'' Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things '''difficult''' on all of us as well. But, if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves... ''*crew laughs*'' ...comport ourselves as professionals. That is all.
** The Toys Room: "It's not really Pamper's fault that the little boy... takes him to bed with him. I'll just have to get used to the fact that he loves somebody else besides me."
* ''Film/TheEagle'' is a film about a Roman soldier and his male slave, with maybe five minutes of screen time where a woman is actually in the movie, and no female love interest for either of the main characters, so HoYay seems a given. But special mention goes to the line, "Put your weight on him, slave!"
* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'': [[HoYay "Crossing streams"?]] [[ToiletHumor Really?]]
* "Thank Heaven for little girls! For little girls grow bigger every day..."
** [[HaveAGayOldTime Due to the changing times]], it's easy to feel a little bit of a twinge when that number plays at the start of ''Film/{{Gigi}}''.
** Played even closer to the trope, when Creator/GerardDepardieu chooses this song at a vacation spot karaoke contest in ''My Father the Hero''. When his daughter has been mistaken for his lover.
** Also used in ''Film/WagTheDog''.
** A TV commercial from TheNineties for Mountain Dew had the song covered as a hardcore punk anthem and played up the entendre for all it was worth (using "big girls" instead of little girls).
* ''Film/TheGoonies''. "One-Eyed Willy", the legendary pirate.
* The ''Film/HarryPotter'' movies have some that aren't in the books below:
** ''Half Blood Prince'': Snape slamming Malfoy against the wall followed by Malfoy saying "I don't need protection!"
** Harry P is so [[SelfDemonstratingArticle full of that stuff]] it's not funny. Imagine "wang" each time ''anyone'' says "wand", and there's a 99% chance you'll end up with an accidental innuendo.
** ''Deathly Hallows'': "Engorgio!" "Reducio! Reducio!" "What are you doing in there?"
** There's an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5fNm3X9e0 interview]] with Tom Felton where we get this beautiful exchange:
-->'''Interviewer:''' So tell me about your one-on-one with good old Daniel in the bathroom.
-->'''Tom:''' Yeah, it sounds so wrong, every time you say it, "Oh, me and Daniel had a wand fight in the bathroom."
** Or the fact that Oliver Wood was played by the actor Sean Biggerstaff.
* ''Film/HighschoolMusical'': "I Don't Dance". ''I'll show you how I swing'', really?
* ''Film/{{Hook}}'': This combat banter between Hook and Peter while they are fighting MakesSenseInContext but seems rather ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything interesting]]'' out of context:
--->'''Peter:''' You know, I remember you being a lot bigger.
--->'''Hook:''' You were a ten year old, I was huge.
* In the original B&W ''Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers'', hero and heroine are fleeing the alien pod people, and stumbling around from exhaustion (because the aliens get you while you sleep). At one point they're lying side by side, hiding in a ditch from their pursuers, and the woman blearily -- and hilariously -- stammers out "We'll never make it without sleep...", her lips and body suspiciously close to the man's.
* ''Film/JackTheGiantKiller'': Seize the bone!
* Right as Chrissie is being eaten by the shark in the first scene in ''Film/{{Jaws}}'', the guy she took with her to the deserted beach is almost passed out drunk on the sand, breathing heavily and whispering, "[[CallingYourOrgasms I'm coming...I'm coming...]]" Of course, given that he's wasted and he's chasing a girl, it may be deliberate.
* {{Invoked|Trope}} by Harry in ''Film/KissKissBangBang'' after [[ItMakesSenseInContext accidentally grabbing Harmony's boob trying to get a spider]], only for Harmony to shrug it off to Harry's distaste:
-->'''Harry''': Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! ''[-That came out wrong.-]''
* In ''Film/ManOfSteel'' when Dr Hamilton tries to get the Phantom Drive to work, Lois points out the S-key and yells "it's supposed to go in all the way!" Cue the audiences yelling [[DoubleEntendre "That's what she said!"]].
* In ''Film/MarsAttacks'' Martian "paper" looks suspiciously like condom wrappers.
* ''MerlinsShopOfMysticalWonders'': The way Grandpa Borgnine phrases that [the female psychic] is "sensitive in that area" is rather disturbing.
* In ''Film/MrMagoriumsWonderEmporium'' Eric takes Henry into his room to show him his hat collection. Everything was innocent, of course, but you have to wonder why Eric's mother didn't act a bit more alarmed when she found her son with a grown man in his room.
* In ''Film/TheMuppets'' The song "Me Party" could be taken to be about ADateWithRosiePalms.
-->I look around\\
And once again I’m on my own\\
My man ain't here\\
He’s gone and done me wrong\\
No one’s gonna stop this girl from having fun\\
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
* ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'': Piggy: "Hello, Loooooong John." Kermit: "What? Him too?"
** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Maybe not so accidental.]] Apparently Miss Piggy dated him (in addition to Flint) after Kermit abandoned her. Try not to think about the details.
* The great threat in ''[[Film/TheNeverEndingStory The Never-Ending Story III: Escape From Fantasia]]'' is "the Nasty", leading to perhaps one of the most unintentionally funny lines ever;
--> '''Childlike Empress''': We must not give into the Nasty!
* ''Film/TheNutcracker3D'': Close your eyes and the Rat King’s torture of NC sounds like the most wrong thing ever. “Open your mouth…like a good little prince!” Ditto for Frau Eva saying to Mary: “Get changed, something nice…I’ll help you.”
* ''On Golden Pond:'' Upon seeing how happy Billy makes Norman, Ethel exclaims, "I should have rented him a 13-year-old boy years ago!"
* The Creator/SylvesterStallone film ''Theatre/{{Oscar}}'' gets two good in-film moments from linguist Dr. Poole (Tim Curry), both involving linguistic terms -- the first [[SelfDemonstratingArticle comes]] when he comments on Lisa's (Marisa Tomei's) "nicely rounded [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphthong diphthongs]]", only to have have Snaps (Stallone's character) reply that they're "what got her in this jam [Lisa's fake pregnancy]." He later comments on another (male) character's "dangling [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle participle]]", and the character responds by turning around and checking his fly. Then again, this is Creator/{{Tim|Curry}} [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Curry]] (and might explain why he liked the role so much)...
* ''Film/PeterPan'': "Both hands." Probably doubles as {{Squick}} for many.
** "You'll never make a man out of me!"
* At the risk of ravaging people's childhood memories, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-ff7f4ke4 this song]] from ''Film/PetesDragon'' is now incredibly creepy.
** "We don't match in size but we fit so neatly"
* "He's Large" from ''Film/{{Popeye}}''.
* ''Film/{{RED}}'' has the tagline, "There's no substitute for experience." They were referring to fighting, but it did costar Helen Mirren...
* ''Film/{{Rocky}}'''s special training routine in the first film consists of him "[[ADateWithRosiePalms beating his meat]]."
* ''Film/SherlockHolmes'': "Gently, gently Watson. Be gentle with me!" No way is this one accidental. Not with Downey playing Holmes.
* ''Film/SonOfGod'': "I am coming soon."
* [[BestialityIsDepraved The Lonely Goatherd]] from ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''. Especially the line "[[HaveAGayOldTime lusty]] and clear from the goatherd's throat heard".
* ''Film/{{Starcrash}}'': "It's so nice to be turned on again."
* There are multiple "Top 10 best innuendo lines in ''Franchise/StarWars''" lists all over the internet. None are intentional innuendo.
** Some samples: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
** "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
** "They came from behind!"
** "Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
** "(pant) I can't... (pant) it's too big..."
** "In time you will learn to call me 'master'."
** "Look at the ''size'' of that thing!"
** "Judge me by my size, do you?"
*** For Episode II, they even made a poster with Yoda on it that says "Size matters not", although that might have even been an intentional innuendo.
** "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
** "I have felt him."
*** Strange that I have not."
** "Back door, huh? Good idea."
** "Hurry up, Golden Rod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!"
** "Myself, the boy, two droids, and NoQuestionsAsked."
** "It's possible he came in through the south entrance." [[DoubleEntendre You could do this all day.]]
** "Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
** "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash."
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power... on your home planet of Alderaan.]]"
** [[Film/AttackOfTheClones My goodness, you've grown!]]
*** "So have you", says Anakin, his eyes fixed squarely on Padme's chest.
* A misplaced pause in the second ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie has Splinter responding to the question "What were you doing up on the roof?" with "Coming. ...to a decision."
* The resulting dialogue when ''Film/{{Tron}}'', Flynn and Ram find a [[CoolClearWater pure source]].
--> '''Flynn:''' What's that?
--> '''Ram:''' ''That'' is just what I need right now...
** Ram seems to be more prone to these.
--> '''Ram:''' My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much better.
* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]'', Edward is a real bastard:
-->'''Bella:''' ''(exasperated)'' I'm coming!
-->'''Edward:''' I don't want you to come!
* [[http://www.dribbleglass.com/articles/wonka-scandal.htm This article]] has a few from ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''.
* The 2010 ''WesternAnimation/YogiBear'' movie got unexpected press at gay entertainment website AfterElton.com just for the unintentionally hilarious tagline "Great things come in bears." Bears meaning [[ManlyGay something]] [[TheBear different]] in the gay community... [[http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yogi_booboo.jpg This poster]] really did not help.
* Viewed a certain way, ''Film/YoungMansFancy'' can be an effective premise for a porn film, when considering the dialogue.

[[folder:Literature]]
* From ''[[Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huck Finn]]'' "and [Jim] would always call me honey, and pet me and do everything he could think of for me, and how good he always was".
* ''Literature/AlfiesHome'': Alfie's narration about his future home life: "I play with both my kids. We share a lot, spend time together, and touch in good ways."
* Ax, in one of the later ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books had a line that was something like this: "I am not a horse. But I do resemble one in some ways." that sent some fans in the 'hung like a horse' direction.
* ''Literature/AWildSheepChase'': "he was entered by a sheep", although the accidental is on part of the Sheep Professor. Murakami invoked this trope in a very obvious manner.
* ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy''. There's probably a few more than this honestly, if only someone had been listening.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' I tried last night and you were gone. Who was it? Which magician were you seeing?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Don’t get so worked up. It was a brief encounter. Nothing serious. It’s over.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Nothing serious? Think I’m going to believe that?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Calm down, Mr. Jealous. You’re making a scene.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Who was it? Man or woman?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Look, I know what you’re thinking, and I didn’t.
* One of the Biggles books is called ''Biggles Takes It Rough''. Biggles also once had a plane called the Willie Willie.
* ''Bizarre Books: A Compendium of Classic Oddities'' contains a chapter full of real, published books with titles such as ''Scouts in Bondage'', ''Cock Tugs'', ''Shag the Pony'', ''Some Account of my Intercourse with Madame Blavatsky from 1872 to 1884'', ''Fishing for Boys'', and ''Drummer Dick's Discharge''.
* ''Literature/CambridgeLatinCourse'': In spades, especially if you're learning Latin and tend to make mistakes translating it, many lines can come out having a completely different meaning to what they are meant to. Even some of the properly translated lines tend towards this.
-->Domicilia est anus.
* While it's less prevalent than it is in the movie (see above) ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' still manages it at least once:
-->''Oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth!''
** In one of Dahl's writings for Playboy, "schnozzberry" was used as a euphemism for "penis."
* ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Rodrick Rules''
-->"At lunch, a bunch of girls came up to Rowley and started kissing his butt."
* One of the Series/DoctorWho Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novels is called ''The Taint''. When you no longer giggle over the fact it's a slang term for the perineum, you have graduated from fandom newbiehood.
* Christina Rossetti held to the last that there are no sexual allusions in her poem [[http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/crossetti/gobmarket.html "Goblin Market"]] (pub.1862). After lots of disturbing scenes involving little girls sucking strange fruits "until her lips were sore" we get this image of Lizzie being besieged by goblins who try to feed her their addictive fruit:
-->Lizzie utter’d not a word;\\
Would not open lip from lip\\
Lest they should cram a mouthful in:\\
But laugh’d in heart to feel the drip\\
Of juice that syrupp’d all her face,\\
And lodg’d in dimples of her chin,\\
And streak’d her neck which quaked like curd.
* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/#8 this little joke.]] (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
* As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
* ''Literature/GreenEggsAndHam'': "Could you, would you, with a goat?", "I would not, could not, with a goat!"
** The animated short is popular for YoutubePoop for this very reason.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.[[invoked]]
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': ''Mockingjay'' had Johanna say this:
-->''Peeta and I had adjoining rooms. We know each others screams very well.''
* ''Literature/InheritanceCycle''. Paolini's accidental erotica is infamous.
--> '''Murtagh:''' I will not expose myself to your probing!
-->'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere – Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a mediaeval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
* Some of the dated language in ''Literature/JaneEyre'' can bring this effect on us modern readers. One part in particular:
-->"The clock struck eight strokes. It aroused him; he uncrossed his legs, sat erect, turned to me."
** Rochester at one point describes Blanche as an "extensive armful."
* From ''Gods of Mars'', the second ''Literature/JohnCarterOfMars'' book by Edgar Rice Burroughs: "...a black seaman sprang from the bowels of this strange craft. Xotar addressed the seaman."
* ''Literature/LesMiserables'': "I have come to sleep with you," from Marius to Courfeyrac.
* ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'' contains quite a few of these. For example: "His grey shorts were sticking to him with sweat. Ralph glanced at them admiringly, and when Jack saw his glance he explained."
* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.''
* Chapter 21 of ''Literature/{{Loser}}'' is titled "Something Hard and Thorny:. Doesn't help that he's entering the house of an old lady he barely knows.
* Entire ''chapters'' of ''Literature/MobyDick'' are devoted to this. (Most infamously the one about squeezing the sperm.)
* "... but his man parts were those of a giant." That is, the human-looking parts of a centaur in Lynn Flewelling's ''[[Literature/{{Nightrunner}} Luck in the Shadows]]''. Still, it's hard to get the words "hung like a horse" out of your head once you've read that sentence...
* Near the beginning of ''This Night's Foul Work'', by Fred Vargas, Adamsberg reminisces about one of his past experiences with Violette Retancourt, where they "had resolved their disputes through an exceptionally close contact during which the lieutenant and her commissaire had merged forever". The innuendo may not be quite unintentional, but at any rate, Adamsberg and Retancourt did not have sex ; [[spoiler:Retancourt hid Adamsberg from a whole brigade of Canadian policemen by having him climb on her back like a monkey while she wore nothing but a bathrobe... ItMakesSenseInContext.]]
* [[http://www.amazon.com/Octonauts-Only-Lonely-Monster/dp/1597020052 "The Octonauts and the Only Lonely Monster"]]. Does that scream "naughty tentacles" or what?
* The Colombian Spanish translation of the title of the book ''The Other Guy Blinked: How Pepsi Won the Cola Wars'' (about the Cola Wars between Coke and Pepsi) is ''La Guerra de las Colas'' (Literally as ''The War of the Colas''). The Colombian translators possibly didn't figure it out that the word ''Cola'' has different meanings in the Spanish-speaking world (Since it's the only translation of that book in that language). In European Spanish, ''Cola'' is translated as ''Glue'' and in Mexican Spanish, ''Cola'' is a slang for ''Ass'', among others.
* This gem from ''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth'':
--> '''Tock''': Oh, I don't just watch Lethargians, I watch boys too...
* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' series:
** ''The Long Patrol'':
*** "Gurgan Spearback pressed his long pole against the water. It sprayed out either side of the butt [...] They stepped out of his way and he pounded the pole home into the hole with several powerful thrusts. Water squirted everywhere from the enlarged aperture, soaking them."
*** The squirrel Arven talks to the hare Pasque about the sword of Martin; "D'you see that sword? Did you know that it has the power to make pretty hare maidens happy?" Oops.
*** "I'll take 'em somewheres nice'n'quiet where I'll do that pair 'ard'n'slow afore dawnbreak."
** ''Salamandastron'': "'This is the way ter do it, mucker,' Dingeye breathed excitedly. 'Now lerrit go straight. It should go right across the 'all, across the passage an' right up the stairs.'"
** "Mr Thrugg, I dreamed about you last night." "Ho ho ho, I bet you did an' all, youngun!"
** ''Pearls of Lutra'': A female corsair captain declares that the pirate alliance should "get wood free, whenever we needs it!", and one character sings a [[SchoolgirlLesbians rather more romantic-sounding lament than probably intended]] to her deceased friend.
*** "The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge. Cluny was coming!"
*** The moles, thanks to their FunetikAksent, pronounce "came" as "cummed" on occasion.
** ''Outcast of Redwall'': [[SissyVillain Zigu]], when encouraged by his second-in-command to challenge Swartt to a duel, asks "Tell me, why should I 'take 'im', as you so crudely put it?"
** ''Martin the Warrior'': "Many times Felldoh had bent under Skalrag's rod..."
** [[http://kalza.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/&offset=24#/d36pk47 The cartoon show doesn't escape this either.]]
* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' apparently had some of this. The word "ejaculated" is used in some scenes to represent forceful yelling (which was one of the original meanings of the term), which leads to some... rather weird scenes when [[ItMakesSenseInContext taken out of context]]. As Stephen Fry put it on QI,
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
* The book ''Literature/{{Silverwing}}'' includes a bit about "A squirrel, storing nuts in the crotch of a tree."
* Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from ''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
** Also: the music they play in the cantina is apparently called "[[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz jizz]] music." Hasbro apparently just refers to it as "jazz" nowadays.
* In TheFifties, "boob" was used as slang with a similar meaning to "idiot" or "silly person". The line "My goodness, Pam, did you ever see such a pair of boobs?" in the very first novel in the ''Literature/StClares'' series was presumably innocent originally, then.
* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' Series novel ''Eclipse'', in the dedication. Among his other positive qualities, the author thanks her husband for his "willingness to eat out." One may be shocked by the level of TMI about their private relationship, before realizing Meyer means going to restaurants.
* In ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'' Glenda points out that the proposed uniform design with "UU" on the front resembles breasts. (Especially since wizards are usually rather fat to begin with.)
* ''Literature/{{Warrior|Cats}}s'':
** This gem: "The old cat ran a paw over something smooth and pale--a bare branch clasped beneath his twisted claws. Jaypaw stiffened. ''My stick!''" Considering ''who'' the old cat in question is, this becomes total {{Squick}}.
** ''Everything'' about [[CargoShip Jaypaw/feather's stick]]. Other notable examples are how "It feels important" and Jaypaw expressing a desire to not have his Clanmates staring at his stick.
*** "[[ADateWithRosiePalms He wanted to touch the stick again]]."
** Might be a bit of stretch, but ''Sunset'' features some Accidental {{Gorn}} with [[spoiler:[[HoYay Brambleclaw driving a long, straight piece of wood into Hawkfrost, and feeling the sharpened end sinking deep into him. Then "Hawkfrost stiffened" and collapsed]] ''[[HoYay directly on top]]'' [[HoYay of Brambleclaw, and was left lying on his chest for a few seconds]]]].
** "...he hurled himself at the stick again, grabbing it in is jaws."
** The authors seem to be obsessed with using the word "stiffened" or something similar to convey shock (e.g. "Graystripe went rigid", which happens right after [[HoYay Firestar touches him on the shoulder]].).
** In a similar vein, there are the elders and their stiff joints, often shortened to just being stiff. There are many instances of the narration, and sometimes ''the characters themselves'', commenting on how stiff someone is.
** The cover of ''[[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/warriors/images/0/02/PowerThree-3.jpg Outcast]]''. What else could they be doing in that position!?
** "I had Ottersplash in a grip so tight she had to beg me to let her go!"
** The scene where Sorreltail crosses the border and Hawkfrost attacks her could easily be seen as the two of them having sex if taken out of context.
*** "For a moment they writhed together on the ground..." "...grappling with Hawkfrost in a clump of reeds." "As Hawkfrost lunged down towards him..." "Their bodies heaving and twisting..." "The cats froze, then untangled themselves." It's official; [[MemeticSexGod almost every single fight featuring Hawkfrost can be read as a sex scene]].
** Also in ''Fading Echoes'', when Jayfeather checks Briarpaw's backbone. It's described as "nipping" her backbone and going down towards her tailbone. Two comments on it: "[[HoYay Jayfeather's straight!]]" and "Jayfeather's raping someone!"
** "Thank [=StarClan=] we managed to beat [=RiverClan=] off," mewed Brackenfur. "No, thank ''us''," Cloudpaw put in."
** "You're not as gentle as Spottedleaf," Jaykit moaned.
* In the futuristic MarySuetopia of Marge Piercy's novel ''Woman on the Edge of Time'', the weapons they use are called "jizzers". So there they are, on the front lines, firing off their jizzers at approaching cyborgs.
* ''Literature/WelkinWeasels'' is [[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/outcontextquotes.htm full of this stuff]]. The worst part is probably the food fight in ''Castle Storm'', which is actually described as a "delightful orgy", complete with one participant having "cream dripping from his whiskers" ... It doesn't help that the sea walls are constantly referred to as "dykes".
* [[http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=daegaer&keyword=G.+Manville+Fenn&filter=all Everything G. Manville Fenn ever wrote. Ever.]]

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* ''Series/TheAmandaShow'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmrW1YBECNY#t=2m39s "When I kiss a girl, I SLURP her!"]]
** "No coconut rubbing on the beach."
* ''Series/TheAmazingRace'' (American Version):
** Millie & Chuck (Season 4) were a little infamous for this, especially considering they were labeled "The Virgins".
---> '''Chuck''' (on his inability to get in an F1 race car due to his claustrophobia): It's feeling tight. Hot and tight.
** Christine Godlweski (Season 8) to her sister Tricia, when giving her a water pump to help bail out their row boat in the leg 8 Detour:
--->'''Christine''': Put it between your legs and pump.
** Dustin & Kandice (Season 11), upset at Mirna for her attempt to cut in line and steal their standby tickets, gave this exchange to the camera:
--->'''Dustin''': We're bigger than she is. We can make a Beauty Queen sandwich outta her.
** Season 20, episode 1:
---> '''Phil''': The Express Pass is a great piece of power in your pocket.
---> '''Dave''': That's a little perverse, but we'll take it.
** Pretty much any task involving eating/making sausages are full of these.
** Also any milking task.
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': InUniverse in "[[Recap/AngelS03E18DoubleOrNothing Double Or Nothing]]"
-->'''Fred:''' Don't forget your machete!
-->'''Gunn:''' Yes dear.
-->'''Groo:''' He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
-->''(Fred tries not to giggle)''
-->'''Lorne:''' Not touching that one.
** Another InUniverse example in "[[Recap/AngelS05E21PowerPlay Power Play]]": Illyria says that she [[SpockSpeak no longer has intercourse]] with Wesley, then has to explain to a startled Spike that Wesley is no longer talking to her.
* On the UK edition of ''Series/TheApprentice'', Simon's [[http://youtu.be/eZP3Xcuo16E attempt]] to sell a trampoline on a TV shopping channel and demonstrate how to assemble it.
* From ''Series/BabylonFive'': "You didn't have to pull out of me so fast. You hurt me." [[spoiler: Lyta to Kosh 2 as he pulls *ahem* part of his soul out of her. Psychically.]] The whole scene plays out as though Lyta were comparing her current, abusive lover to her former, caring one.
* In one episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends'', while the characters are singing the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzaRHP_qRw "Brushing My Teeth" song]], one of the characters demonstrates how to brush his teeth "in back". It looks like [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything something else]].
* ''Series/BetweenTheLions'': "What's Cooking with Theo and Cleo" features a lot of rhyming titles like "Slammed and Rammed Ham", "Beef in a Sheet", and "Tackled and Paddled Hamburger". Considering the two openly flirt on the show and sometimes seem to be close to [[UnusualEuphemism killing the Y-rating]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar it could be intentional.]]
* A running joke in the 100th episode of ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' involves Sheldon dropping these while playing ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan''.
--> Sheldon: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Either of you fellas have wood? (Raj and Howard giggle) I don't understand the laughter. The object of ''Settlers of Catan'' is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep? [..] Come on, I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
--> (later) And now that I have some wood, I will begin the erection of my settlement.
--> Raj: (aside, to Howard) Okay, he's got to be doing this on purpose.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** "Shoot me, stuff me, mount me."
** Think ''that's'' bad? Howsabout this little gem from "Never Kill A Boy on the First Date"?
--->'''Giles:''' I'm not saying that your methods are without merit, it's, uh, y-you're spending too much time and energy. It should simply be: plunge, and move on. Plunge and--
** Dawn does one of these that may have been purposeful in Season 8. After Xander is forced to ride [[RunningGag Centaurette]] Dawn (causing her to get soaking wet), this exchange happens:
-->'''Xander:''' How're you feeling?
-->'''Centaurette!Dawn:''' Like I was ridden hard and put away wet.
-->'''Xander:''' AGH! Dawn, that's dis -- oh. No. It's just true.
** In one episode, Buffy and Riley are having sex in a haunted house and fuelling demonic energy outside their bedroom. When the other characters are talking about Buffy and Riley performing the act despite all the craziness in the rest of the house, Giles asks "Oh really, in the middle of all that, do you think they were keeping it up?"
** This is [[Radar/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a huge thing]] with ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', to the point where it's often {{lampshade|Hanging}}d. (Spike: "You're going to pump me for information again?" Buffy: "What else would I want to pump you for...I really just said that." and Dawn's "It was like a meat party in my mouth! ...Okay, [[InnocentInnuendo I'm fourteen]], and even ''I'' know [[LampshadeHanging that sounds wrong]].")
** An interesting example that is actually related to the plot: Buffy and Riley are fighting a demon and a vampire in the graveyard, and Buffy says, "You get fangs, I'll get horny. I mean-" Relevant not only because of the double entendre, but because the only other relationships that Buffy enters into are with vampires: maybe if Riley had "gotten fangs," i.e. become a vampire (instead of [[spoiler: just letting them creepily suck his blood]]), she would indeed have gotten horny.
** Similarly is Buffy -- before their relationship begins in "Smashed" -- mistaking something Spike says for innuendo e.g. "rough-and-tumble" or "grunt work" -- hinting that despite Buffy's denials she has begun thinking about Spike sexually. Later when she is secretly having sex with him, the Scoobies keep making comments that remind Buffy of what she's up to, e.g. "[[BondageIsBad We know you've been all tied up]]." and "You've been going at it too hard, slinging the doublemeat and pounding the big evil."
** There's also the explanation of The Gentlemen and what they want in "Hush". First, when Xander misinterprets Willow's gesture toward her heart to mean that the Gentlemen want breasts. Then, when Buffy makes a stabbing gesture that's...well...more of a solo adventure.
* ''Series/BullseyeUS'' : During a late-1981 civilian episode while Jim was talking to a contestant named Toni about her golf game:
-->'''Contestant:''' I'm straight, but I'm not real long.\\
'''Jim Lange:''' Well, we all have our problems. I'm real long but I'm not very straight.\\
(''while the clip typically appears in blooper specials, they usually omit what Jim said next — "See how they misinterpret me?"'')
* ''Series/{{Charmed}}'': Piper's line about Wyatt "corrupting himself" in "Imaginary Fiends".
* ''Series/{{Community}}'':
** From "[[Recap/CommunityS1E10EnvironmentalScience Environmental Science]]":
--> '''Annie''': You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You're the one with the silver tongue.\\
'''Pierce''': Go tongue Chang.
** ''All over the place'' in "[[Recap/CommunityS2E13CelebrityPharmacology Celebrity Pharmacology]]".
** From "[[Recap/CommunityS3E18CourseListingUnavailable Course Listing Unavailable]]":
--> '''Dean''': Okay this is my school, and I'll enter whatever I want!
* ''Series/{{Conan}}'': A classic blooper occurred in the interview with Julianne Hough. She got to talking about wearing "Daisy Dukes" shorts for a movie. Tom Selleck, who was the first guest, asked her if the shorts were wet, as a BrickJoke to what he was talking about in the first segment. Of course, it goes without saying that asking if the shorts are wet can be taken more than one way, and Conan got up and walked around while the audience laughed.
** Another incident...
-->'''Steven Ho''': ''(to Conan)'' Now, you get on top of me.
* ''Series/CornerGas'': [[invoked]]The entirety of the episode "Doc Small"[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke if the doctor in question were to move from her current residence, the town would have been left with eighty-seven people]][[/note]] from season two.
** In the episode "World's Biggest Thing", the town gets the idea to make its own biggest object. Unfortunately, while out of ideas, Fitzy's grandmother's suggestion for a hoe (the garden tool) becomes predominant because no one wants to speak up about the unfortunate accidental innuendo, or are simply oblivious to it.
** In "Slow Pitch," Emma is shopping at the gas station and Hank starts tossing her cans of soup around to test his new baseball glove. She finally snaps, "Stop playing with my cans!" Brent and Wanda are visibly trying not to laugh, but Emma just says, "What?"
* On ''TheCreatives'' [[FunnyForeigner Tanya]] warns Charlie she will be "in him like a ton of pricks."
** After [[spoiler: he comes out]] much of the advert Greg appears in comes across as this.
* Something Lance Corporal Jones was prone to in ''Series/DadsArmy''. For example, describing an mutinous American sailor being whipped -
--> "And that was the noise that he [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] while he was being flogged, sir."
* The UTF captain in the MTV series ''Series/DeathValley'' has a habit of spouting accidental innuendos all the time. Sometimes he becomes aware of it afterwards, sometimes he doesn't and just goes with it in his usual high self-esteem.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** From one of the Fifth Doctor serials, we have this spit-take inducing line:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Nyssa's skirt... There's blood on it!
** Fifth Doctor serials seem to have a knack for this. "The Visitation" gives us this exchange...
--->'''Tegan:''' Hurry up!
--->'''Adric:'''[[note]] :who's actually trying to force open a window.[[/note]] It's stiff.
--->'''Tegan:''' You were boasting your strength a minute ago. Get on with it!
** The sonic vibrator Nyssa builds in the same serial may also deserve mention. Made worse by Adric's line, "I don't see why you wanted to work in here (her bedroom)."
%%** Yes, Jamie, it's a big one.
** Three words: Tissue Compression Eliminator. So phallic the cast and crew were falling over laughing.
** The jury is out on whether the Doctor's dodgy [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/thirddoctor/images/1024/19.html time disturbance detection device]] in ''The Time Monster'' was deliberately phallic or not. But... he built it to detect ''TheMaster''. That probably tells us [[FreudWasRight everything we need to know]].
*** Speaking of ''The Time Monster'', the secret project is called "TOMTIT"; it's rhyming slang for exactly what you think, and whether the writers knew this is unknown.
** The fact that the title "companion" carries some pretty... adult... connotations. Lampshaded immediately when the Ninth Doctor first used the term to refer to Rose. The policeman questioning him immediately asked if it was sexual.
** LOADS in ''Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho061FaithStealer'':
--> '''The Doctor''': "I think it's about time we came out of the closet!"
** ''Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoNEDAS4E1DeathInBlackpool'': When the "Zynog" tells Lucie that Pat and the Doctor have a secret and are hiding in a closet together, Lucie mentally shudders. The "Zynog" tells her it's worse than ''that''. She can't imagine anything worse.
* When DoubleTheFist has its timeslot publicly announced, Doug Bayne (Mephisto) suddenly realised that the title sounded like that of a gay porno flick.
* During the brouhaha over the [[spoiler: revelation of Thomas's homosexuality]] on ''Series/DowntonAbbey'', Molesley says "See? Now my grip is firm, but tender. Cherish the ball; don't crush it." No one seems to notice that it...came out wrong, but considering that the scene immediately continues to Jimmy and Alfred discussing [[spoiler: whether Jimmy would look like he was gay himself if he didn't report Thomas's sexual advances to the authorities]], there's no freaking way the writers weren't GettingCrapPastTheRadar.
* ''Series/TheElectricCompany'': "Billy Lick a Lolly", especially after Molly gives a lollipop to Lilly and the song says that "Molly gave to Lilly just what Billy gave to Molly."
* ''Series/FearFactor'' hosted a game where a woman was forced to eat live cave spiders, but when she was afraid to do it the host started yelling for her to, er, "Just put it in your mouth! Come on, it won't bite!"
* Say, you are watching ''Series/FigureItOut'' as a teenager or a person in their late-teens, and some questions are indeed, ''indeed'' accidentally implicating other stuff. Especially in the 2012 revival. Something not that uncommon from the humor used in current Nick shows (''Series/ICarly'', ''Series/{{Victorious}}'') compared to some of the 90s shows some guest panelists were from (for example, ''GUTS'', ''Series/NickArcade'', ''Series/TheMysteryFilesOfShelbyWoo'', etc.)
* In ''Series/{{Firefly}}'':
** There is actually a ''lot'' of this in many of the scenes between [[BrotherSisterIncest Simon and River]]. For example, in the pilot, Simon is leaning over River in bed, with the kind of intimate lighting one would associate with something... else. There's a similar scene in "Ariel", which also has Simon telling River to "lay back" on the bed and then, ahem, [[FreudWasRight injecting her with a needle.]] Plus the candlelit dinner scene in "Safe" and River spying on Simon and Kaylee making love in the movie. This goes beyond accidental in a deleted scene when River asks Book to marry her and Simon, and tries to convince Simon by putting a pillow under her shirt and claiming she's in the "family way"...
** It's terribly, ''terribly'' easy to infer this with many of the Operative's lines, which can be interpreted as [[OneSidedShipping one-way attraction]] [[VillainousCrush toward River.]] And the way he just ''stares'' at her hologram at the beginning of the movie...
** In '''Shindig''' the sign "Management not responsible for ball failure" (and a corresponding Mandarin translation) is shown after a holographic pool table flickers after a malfunction. Think about that for a moment
** "No trouble, little crazy person. We're gonna go for a ''nice'' shuttle ride...." The way Jayne speaks that line just ''resounds'' with "come inside my van" connotations....
* ''Series/FraggleRock''
** The episode "A Tune For Two" has this interesting exchange:
--->'''Gobo:''' ''(trying to write a song)'' Help me think of a word that rhymes with "treacherous."
--->'''Wembley:''' Um, uh... lecherous! [[note]] adj. given to or characterized by lechery; erotically suggestive; inciting to lust[[/note]]
--->'''Gobo:''' Wembley, "lecherous" isn't a word.
** Take a very close listen to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0PtCdqFL7o "Let Me Be Your Song".]]
* In universe example on ''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow'': George reads Carmen's [=IMs=] in one episode and her boyfriend describes her "doing something over and over again until she gets it right". [[spoiler: He was talking about skateboarding.]]
* ''Series/GhostAdventures'': In an episode while panning for gold.
-->Zak: Hey, I think I got the wrist action down! *{{beat}}* I should just not talk...
* ''{{Ghostwatch}}'': The phrase 'glory hole', which carried an entirely different connotation in the UK at the time (it referred to a cupboard under the stairs. Make all the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' jokes you like), is repeated throughout. Please accept this fact and move on.
%% * ''TheGlassHouse'' runs on it.
* ''Series/{{Glee}}''
** The name of the eponymous glee club is named Nude Erec--I mean, New Directions. The idea for this came to the glee club coach while he was in bed.
** Another group has the name "Aural Intensity". "Oral" could refer to hearing, as in it's intense to hear Aural Intensity's singing, but it ends up sounding like something else.
* ''Series/GoldRush'': As [[TheSoup Joel McHale]] has shown, a lot of the dialogue and narration can sound kind of dirty out of context. ''Especially'' "glory-hole".
* In the ''Series/TheHauntingHour'' episode "Grampires," Creator/ChristopherLloyd's character gets pulled over for speeding, but the officer mentions he'll forget the ticket if he can have "that takeout meal," referring to the old man's teenage granddaughter. (That's because the officer is a vampire.)
* Occurs in the memorable ChainedHeat episode of ''Series/HeyDude'' when the handcuffed Brad and Ted are forced to sleep in bunk beds. "What do you want -- top or bottom?"
* ''Series/HoratioHornblower'', "Mutiny": Mr Bush's mentioning of the "spanker boom" excited many a fan-girl's imagination, even though it's fairly clear from the context that it's just naval terminology. Yet the connection to KinkySpanking is irresistible...
* ''Series/{{House}}'' pretends to play this trope straight with Thirteen in one scene of the season 4 episode "Don't Ever Change", but subverts it at the end.
-->'''House:''' You [[BiTheWay do it both ways]], right?
-->'''Thirteen:''' What?
-->'''House:''' The ultrasound, standing up and lying down. What else would I mean?
-->''(House pauses; then, as Thirteen starts to leave with the patient, he smiles and winks at her.)''
* In ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', the ShowWithinAShow ''Space Teens'' that starred a teenage Robin is rife with these. It's meant to be an educational kids' show to teach math - and involves math problems about things like pet beavers eating wood. The rest of the ''HIMYM'' cast quickly start to [[LampshadeHanging point this out]] and crack jokes as they watch.
** Also occurs with mentions of one of Ted's architecture projects, an unusually phallic skyscraper... "This project is a big deal for the team, and we don't want to blow it," etc.
* ''Series/ICarly''
-->'''Sam:''' I want to do bad things to that chick.
--> '''Freddie:''' You ''should''.
--> '''Sam:''' I will.
* ''Series/InTreatment'': In Season One, Sophie wears some new red shoes which Paul states remind him of Dorothy's. Sophie doesn't get straight away that he means Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz, and explains her confusion by saying, "You said Dorothy like she was a friend of yours". Paul's face is nothing short of priceless for those who know that "a friend of Dorothy" is a euphemism for being gay.
* Charlie singing "I got the Good Lord goin' down on me!" in ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''.
* In ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5H5r4_CoJo What's the term for a long-handled gardening tool that can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker?]] [[spoiler:Even though "a ho" is more fun, the correct answer would be "a rake". At least that's what Mr. Trebek said.]]
* ''Series/{{Jessie}}'':
** "Who broke into my room and touched my badger?"
** "Would you like to see a picture of my lizard?"
** "I'm on you like stripes on a tiger!"
** "That date ended with me all wet."
** The episode title "Pain in the Rear Window".
* ''Series/KamenRiderDenO'': When the Taros are trying to possess Ryotaro together, Ryuu delivers this line:
-->'''Ryuu:''' ''Let me be on top!''
* In ''Series/KamenRiderFourze'' #13, Gentaro promises to help bring Miura (the Orion Zodiarts) back to school, saying "The best medicine for a hurt heart is friendship, so I'll make sure he gets his [[HoYay daily dose of me]] morning, noon, and night!" Judging by the reactions of Miura's girlfriend and Yuuki, he's the '''only''' one who doesn't realize what he's saying. And he keeps saying stuff like "Drink me" or "I'll be good for him" as he tries to "help" Miura out.
* ''Series/{{KYTV}}'': The constantly-giggling "Uncle" Mike Stand was the undisputed master of these, which led to (deliberate by the writers) UnfortunateImplications, since he was a child show host. This was probably the in-universe reason why he was PutOnABus in later seasons.
** Certain names and titles had them as well; most notably the resident daredevil, "The oh-so-daring Mike Hunt" or debate programs with the title "Mass Debate." These were always pronounced ''very carefully.''
* In ''Series/LazyTown'''s "You are a Pirate" song Stephanie says "if you like to sail the sea" but it sounds like "if you like to sell pussies" Ahem.
** The line about "precious booty" within the song.
** Then there's the scene during "Master of Disguise" where Robbie sneaks up on Stingy, a 6 year old boy, while singing "You walk right by me, not knowing that I'm slimy!" complete with a [[MemeticMolester creepy predator esque]] expression on his face.
** Also in 'You Are a Pirate', there's a line 'Hang the black flag on the end of the mast!', but it's said so fast you can't hear the 'l' in flag. Ehhh......
* Invoked on ''Series/LateNight'': A visual instance occurred in a one-time skit involving Late Night collectibles. Conan introduced toy versions of Vomiting Kermit and the Masturbating Bear. Much like bobble heads, the Masturbating Bear has an arm that shakes when you touch it. Conan shook the Bear's arm to make it look like it was masturbating, and soon after activated the Vomiting Kermit so that it threw up on the Bear. Of course, this simultaneously looked like Vomiting Kermit ''ejaculated'' on the Masturbating Bear, something which Conan immediately realized and was embarrassed about.
--> '''Conan''': I did ''not'' intend for it to go down like that.
* The game show ''Series/{{Lingo}}'' was prone to several of these, mostly centered around the show's Lingo Balls. Co-host Shandi Finessey often made comments like "Okay, guys, let's have a look at your balls."
* Even a panel show where DoubleEntendre and CensoredForComedy are the name of the game, ''Series/MatchGame'' managed one at least once. After a contestant gave the answer "breasts", Gene prompted one of the panelists (Fannie Flagg) with "'Breasts' seems to be the answer. Fannie, let's see yours."
* ''Series/{{Merlin}}'' - without a doubt. The frankly ridiculous levels of [[HoYay/{{Merlin}} Ho Yay]] between Arthur and Merlin make this trope unavoidable anyway, but then we have the ''sleeptalking'' sequence…
---> '''Merlin''': Go on Arthur...faster...''move it''...climb!
** One can only imagine the faces of the guards outside Arthur's room [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything listening to this exchange.]] [[spoiler: Merlin was holding onto a rope that allowed Arthur to escape from his room. Unfortunately, the rope wasn't long enough and Merlin was forced to drop Arthur halfway down.]]
---> '''Arthur''': ''(muffled)'' What are you doing...the rope!
---> '''Merlin''': ''panicking)'' THERE IS NO MORE ROPE!
---> '''Arthur''': ''(straining)'' Merlin...
---> '''Merlin''': ''(groaning)'' Oh...I don't know if I can hold on any longer!
---> '''Arthur''': ''(even more strained)'' ...don't let go of the rope!
---> ''(Merlin groans until there's a startled shout and then a thump)''
** Not just Arthur and Merlin.
---> '''Lancelot''': Do you submit, Sire?
---> ''(Guards restrain Lancelot. Arthur gets up, apparently angry, and grabs his sword.)''
---> '''Arthur''': On your knees.
** Also quite prominent in the season 3 premiere, with Arthur's quip of "aww is your little bottom sore?" after Merlin complains he's been in the saddle too long.
** Happens so frequently that even the actors aren't impervious. During Comic Con 2011 Bradley James kept discussing how he liked to get his sword out and wave it around. Either side of him, Anthony Head and Creator/KatieMcGrath try to stifle their giggles.
* ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''
** The "Lights, Camera, Action" episode has the following exchange:
--->'''Rocky:''' They (the Power Rangers) really ''reached out'' and ''touched me''.
--->'''Ms. Applebee:''' Actually class, they really ''reached out'' and ''touched'' young people all across the world.
** "{{I want my mommy}}." "Yeah, I want your mommy." (Though considering the weird look Bulk gives Skull in response to that, it may have actually been intentional)
** "Oh, don't leave! You'll miss my coming-out party!"
** In the first season Halloween episode, Rita: "I love to get nasty, it's so nice!"
* ''Series/MinuteToWinIt'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ62j7RdDmA "I just rocked the house with your mom."]]
* In an early episode of ''Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood'', Mr Rogers and a group of kids sing a song about each of their fingers. Mr Rogers cracks up when they reach [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eaS3Saqg88 "tall man."]]
* In the ChristmasEpisode in the second season of ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}'', there's [[ItMakesSenseInContext this line]] that Agnes says to Maddie. Even Maddie looks a bit surprised:
--> '''Agnes''': There was no one I'd rather have children with than you.
* ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'': The Right Choice Ranch has tried a number of slogans throughout its history, but each one turned into one of these (examples include "Touching Bad Boys Since 1963" and "Bringing Bad Boys To Their Knees Since 1963". In desperation, they eventually settled on [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "We Don't Do Anything Inappropriate To The Boys."]]
* In an episode of ''Series/MythBusters'', the team are trying to see if a man can really fly a distance strapped to some fireworks. After the three team members each design a prototype rocket system, one of them enthusiastically declares to the female team member "Well, let's go see if you can put this rocket where your mouth is..." as they decide to test them out.
* ''Series/OnceUponATime'': "I want to see your hook inside his body". Given that fans had already picked up on the HoYay between Hook and Charming, this was the worst thing Pan could have possibly said.
* From an episode of season 4 of ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars'':
---> '''Spencer''': Every time you treat Ezra like a baby squirrel, you're taking away his nuts.
---> '''Aria''' (raises eyebrow): You did not just say that.
---> '''Spencer''': I did... but I don't think that I meant to.
* ''Series/PowerRangersTurbo'': "We're here to toss your salad!"
* ''Series/RadioActive'': Mr. Noseworthy talking to Kevin about musicians, bringing up the most awkward names in the biz, like Englebert ''Hump''erdink and Joe ''Cock''er.
* The "twangers" episode of ''Series/{{Rainbow}}''.
** May not be as much of a case of "Accidental"!
* [[invoked]] On ''Series/RulesOfEngagement'' Russell dated a girl who spoke in nothing but these.
* Sam sticking a pork finger in Sophie's mouth in ''Series/SamAndCat''.
* In one episode of ''Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles'', Derek shoves Cameron up against a wall, leans in close, and [[FreudWasRight sticks his pistol]] up against the bottom of her jaw.
* A female contestant on ''Series/{{Scrabble}}'' selected two "P" tiles and said, "Chuck, I guess I'll have to take a 'P'." Cue uproarious laughter from Woolery and the audience, and a quick trip to DickClark's ''Bloopers'' specials.
* ''Series/SesameStreet'',
** A skit with Elmo, dressed in a pith helmet and vest, talking to the audience about exploring. Upon seeing Susan, he says "Let's explore Susan!"
** AVerySpecialEpisode that aired just after [[WarOnTerror September 11th, 2001]], featured a trip to the local fire station after Elmo was frightened by a grease fire in a diner. When Elmo and Maria got to the firefighters' pole, Elmo rode it down, but Maria chickened out at the last moment. [[FreudWasRight It wasn't the first time a woman was ever repelled by a giant pole...]]
** [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire The Count]] counts "slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster. Once I starts counting it is very hard to stop! Faster! Faster! It is so exciting!" Parodied by a Website/YouTube video which [[CensoredForComedy censored all instances of the word "count" as a verb]].
* Molly tells ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' that if he ever needs help, he can "have her." And later on, Sherlock says he "needs" Molly though he means [[spoiler:he needs her help to fake his death]].
* Contrary to popular belief, ''SmackThePony'' was not conceived as an UnusualEuphemism for female masturbation. Then again, nobody minded when they found out it could be taken as such.
* A lot of segments on ''Series/TheSoup'' {{lampshade|Hanging}} this in various shows (often overlapping with HurricaneOfEuphemisms). One example in the segment "What the Kids Are Watching" had a ''Mickey Mouse Clubhouse'' episode in which the gang finds a "Triangle Bush" in the park, pushes the "Mickey Marker" button on it, and causes fireworks to shoot out of it. As Joel said, "Disneyland is truly the happiest place on Earth!"
** Also frequently highlighted on ''Series/TheSoup'' is ''Gold Rush Alaska'' on The Discovery Channel. They dig through glory holes with large phallic machinery for crying out loud. They also like to talk about ''Man Woman Wild'', and the host named ''Myke Hawke'' [[note]]My cock, for those who don't get it[[/note]].
* In ''Series/StargateAtlantis'', Jack O'Neill assures Dr. Weir that she and her team will remain in Atlantis as, in his words:
-->'''O'Neill''': Since you saved Woolsey's ass, and you did a fair job on mine...
** This exchange episode 5.15, as Richard Woolsey sees that a women he's been flirting with found his balcony hang-out spot:
-->'''Woolsey''': You’ve approached my private spot!
-->'''Woman''': ...What?
-->'''Woolsey''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I mean you’ve entered my little personal area]].
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Woolsey''': ...This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts.
** And then there's this little gem from the ''Series/StargateSG1'' episode "Forsaken":
-->'''Carter''': "All we're doing is plugging your ship into my battery."
*** In case you couldn't tell, she's talking to an alien about his starship.
* In the ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode "This Side of Paradise", Kirk has this to say of Spock:
--->'''Kirk''': [[HoYay Aroused, his]] [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow great physical strength]] [[HoYay could kill.]]
** Even more hilarious if you've seen the episode "Amok Time"[[labelnote:Note]]The one where Spock goes into ''pon farr''[[/labelnote]].
** "The Immunity Syndrome" has an amusing exchange. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Ih0AarsKE This YouTube video]] parodies the darn innuendoes in this episode.
--->'''Kirk:''' When do you estimate penetration?
--->'''Spock:''' Slowing now. Contact in eighteen point three seconds. Brace yourselves. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.
---> (They're referring to passing through the barrier between them and the MonsterOfTheWeek.)
* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': In "The Game", we get Troi and Crusher discussing something that Riker picked up on his ''latest'' trip to Risa, (a sex-tourist hotspot), before it's revealed they were actually talking about the titular game.
** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY Star Trek: The Sexed Generation]]'' compiles all such instances of this in the show. A few of them ''do'' directly refer to sex, though, but are by and large outstripped by the sheer amount of the accidental mentions.
** Missing from that video is when an alien asks to check out the holodeck, which he's heard is used for officer training:
--->'''Picard:''' It's also used for other things. Perhaps Commander Riker and Counselor Troi can demonstrate for you.
* ''Series/StorageWars'': Barry wins a locker with a bid of $1,525, and it has a wooden sculpture of a head. He takes the head to get it appraised while he consigns the rest of the locker to Dave for sale. The appraiser tells Barry the head's worth $6,000 in a gallery, but sees that Barry's not going to sell it. Later, getting his share of the consigned stuff from Dave, Barry tells Dave, "$1,500 is a lot to pay for some head." Dave can't stop giggling.
* ''Series/StorageWarsTexas'':
** Moe sure loves his wood furniture. In the stinger for "Snake, Rattle and Roll", as he is proudly gushing over the amount of wood furniture he got in his locker, he manages to rattle off a ton of wood innuendos. He seems quite unaware of what he's saying in his excitement, but the background sound effects clue everyone in very quickly.
** Moe again in "The Ninja and the Pitmaster" tells the pitmaster who appraises his grill (which looks like a car engine) "I've got to taste your meat." (The pitmaster had some sausages-- the edible kind--ready to grill.) It didn't hurt that like Moe, he too knew about wood, which was more what wood cooked better in barbecue.
* A regular occurrence on ''Series/StrictlyComeDancing''.
--> '''Len:''' You've got a very tidy downstairs.
--> '''Darcy:''' You were supposed to be seducing her, but you just looked a little stiff.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'': From [[Recap/SupernaturalS06E11AppointmentInSamarra Appointment in Samarra]]
--> "I have to say, I'm not a fan of your brother, so [[HoYay screwing him would delight me.]]
* ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'': Raymond Fowler. Oh, dear God, Raymond Fowler. Take this example from "Kids Today", in which he fondly describes his childhood Mechano sets, much to Habib's amusement:
-->'''Fowler:''' They'll never know the joy a young lad can have sitting alone in his room... with his tool in his hand, tightening his little nuts.
* ''Series/TodaysSpecial'': And it is ''painfully'' innocent, given that it's from Jeff, in the episode [[http://todays-special.schuminweb.com/todays-special/episode-guide/1986/trash.php "Trash"]].
-->'''Jeff:''' Well now, TXL, how do we turn you on? [[BreakingTheFourthWall I've never done this before]]. What button do you suppose I press?
* ''Series/ToddAndTheBookOfPureEvil'': Practically half of Atticus Murphy Jr’s dialogue (particularly when directed at Todd) is this.
* ''Series/TheTonightShow'' segment Headlines, takes real newspaper clippings that have funny meanings, and some of these include accidental innuendo. This either happens because of a typo (i.e A menu that features a Triple Pecker Sandwich) or they simply didn't think about it, or hoped no one would notice (i.e A slogan for a hole digging company "Your Hole is Our Goal".
* In the Big Rigs episode of ''Series/TopGearUS'', Rutledge refers to Tanner's truck (a red Peterbilt truck) as a "nice Peter." Adam notes how wrong it sounds.
* In the ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' serial ''[[Series/TorchwoodChildrenOfEarth Children of Earth]]'', the 456 control the Earth's children repeating the message "We are coming.". That's right, accidental innuendo on ''Torchwood''.
* ''TheUltimateFighter'': Dana: "This isn't ''Series/{{Survivor}}''! You don't vote people off, you beat them off! ... That didn't sound good, did it?"
* In a rare serious example, after the ''Series/VeronicaMars'' season 2 finale many fans thought [[spoiler:Cassidy had raped Mac.]] He hadn't, and the writers never meant to imply that, but the scene, dialogue, and the fact [[spoiler:he ''had'' raped Veronica]] threw people off.
* ''Series/{{Victorious}}'':
-->'''Jade:''' "Sometimes it's fun... Like, when I'm in the mood to do it."\\
'''Beck:''' Which she was yesterday."\\
'''Jade:''' "I kinda was."
-->From ''Freak the Freak out''
-->I scream your name!
-->it always stays the same.
-->I scream and shout!
* ''Series/TheVoice'': Christina telling a contestant she wants to play with them.
** [=CeeLo=] telling a contestant he can put her in different positions.
* ''Series/Warehouse13'': Pete invites Claudia, Myka, and Leena to watch movies with him in his room and mentions his big flat screen TV. He also happens to be in his pajamas.
** Averted in the escape from Warehouse 2 with a handwave. [[spoiler: Even though Myka finds the wings of Daedalus and Pete makes a good argument, it's plainly clear that having Pete piggyback ride on Myka's back would look... interesting.]]
* Usually occurs on ''Series/Wipeout2008'' with the 'big balls' obstacle, as can be expected. And sometimes the subtle jokes made by the hosts are [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not so accidental]]. And sometimes still the show itself makes not so accidental things like calling a pair of uh... foam spheres on strings danglers.
* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'': In "Justin's Little Sister", Alex blatantly admits to her mother that the idea of her parents [[GRatedSex canoodling]] grosses her out more than the idea of [[RelationshipWritingFumble going out with her own brother]]. This scene can be considered [[AccidentalPublicConfession the turning point]] for many fans of the show, as from this point on you were either a Jalex fan or you weren't. Note that is not a case of ThatCameOutWrong, as neither her or her mother saw anything wrong with this.
** Perhaps not-so-accidental: in "Helping Hand", after Max 'invents' his toothbrush/backscratcher, Jerry and Theresa have a conversation debating how unfair their 'backscratching' is in bed. Jerry accuses Theresa of pretending to be too tired to 'scatch his back' and she accuses him of not returning the favour, stating "It's just scratch, I'm done."
* ''Series/WouldILieToYou'': Happens now and then, for example season 1 episode 4:
--> '''Myleen Klass:''' Every woman, as you know, goes up and down in their underwear, and so--
--> '''Leslie Ash:''' ''Sorry''?!
* ''Series/ZyudenSentaiKyoryuger'': When Virsun Joyro-fies the reservoir in episode 22, it really looks like he's taking a giant piss.
** Luckiero tends to make rather suggestive sounds whenever someone else reaches into his stomach-pouch...which given that Luckiero himself seems to be made of cloth, could well be considered a bodily orifice.
* From one of the earlier seasons of ''Series/TwentyFour''
--> '''Ryan Chapelle:''' Alright everyone, fall back to B protocols, have all units on the ground prepared. Wherever Bauer lands, ''I want to be on top of him''.
* ''Series/ThirtyRock'' gives us the following exchange:
-->'''Jack:''' Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
-->'''Jenna:''' Okay, but I have to pee first.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJQdEY82zs0 There is no way whoever planned this intended it to come out as it did]]''
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[[folder:Magazine]]
* ''Magazine/PrivateEye'': Sometimes seen in Colemanballs / Commentatorballs, and they also occasionally publish examples of this from newspaper articles (this used to be a much more prevalent feature, back when manual typesetting meant that amusing typos were more common in newspapers).
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/{{ACDC}} were allegedly named after a label on a sewing machine. Riiiiight.
** How could Alternating Current / Direct Current be construed as something sexual?
*** It's a slang term meaning "bisexual".
* ''Music/{{Area11}}'': It didn't go unnoticed that the acronym for "GO!! Fighting Action Power" is, well... 'Go FAP'. The band, specifically Sparkles*, didn't even bother using its full name during one of their live performances, meaning it went from AccidentalInnuendo to deliberate.
** There's also the matter that "Fighting Action Power" appears [[NonAppearingTitle nowhere]] in the song itself.
* ''Music/BritneySpears'': The first line of the chorus of "I Wanna Go," "Shame on me, to need release." She's talking about having a little fun to blow off steam, but "need release" is also a way of saying you need to get laid.
* ''Music/BryanAdams'': [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] in "Summer of 69." The song title is, in fact, referring to the sexual act, ''not'' the year. (Or played straight - WordOfGod is divided. Bryan says it's deliberate, the co-writer says it was accidental).
* ''Music/{{BT}}'': This stanza from "The Last Moment of Clarity":
--> "Tune in the sky\\
Ubiquitous and natural\\
Carry the light\\
'''And take it deeper and deeper inside."'''
* ''Music/CarlyRaeJepsen'': "Curiosity" delivers the line "don't call me up just so I can please you".
* ''Music/{{Chicago}}'': Before they even became the Chicago Transit Authority, they went by the name "the Big Thing", which apparently caused some controversy in the Chicago club circuit.
* "[[TheChordettes Lollipop lollipop, oh lolly lollipop, lollipop lollipop, oh lolly lollipop, lollipop lollipop, oh lolly lollipop]]...[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything *pop*]]"
* This being Music/TheDecemberists, it's dubious whether the following innuendo really was accidental, but context (the song "Culling of the Fold") suggests it may have been:
-->"You take him by the teeth
-->Get him down on his knees
-->With your hands all shaking
-->That'll teach him how to take it"
* The song 'Girl With One Eye' lyrics make hints at lesbianism by the use of [[UnusualEuphemism slang]] and what could be thought of as [[LesYay lesbian sex acts]]. [[Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine Considering who the artist is]] this was definitely an accident.
* The 1961 song "Quarter to Three" by Gary U.S. Bonds had an exhortation to "blow, Daddy," which was widely snickered over by teenage boys back then.
* It's a common joke among Music/IronMaiden's fan base that "Tailgunner" is an ode to gay sex.
-->Nail that Fokker, kill that son
-->Gonna blow ya guts out with my gun
-->The weather forecasts good for war
-->Cologne and Frankfurt, have some more
** It doesn't help that Music/{{Bruce|Dickinson}} got the name of the song from a porno film about anal sex.
* Music/JonathanCoulton realized after writing it that his song "Drinking with You"--a sweet song about, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin going out drinking with someone]] you have {{U|nresolvedSexualTension}}ST with--could be construed as being about date rape. He put a comment in the song's info on his website how he'd realized the undertones, but that was assuredly ''not'' his intent and the song's sweet tone was meant to be sincere.
* ''Music/JoyElectric'': From "Monosynth"'s chorus: "With a stroke of magic hands, I'll make your dreams come true..."
* The Music/KidzBop rendition of Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor" replaces "Can't stop 'cause it feels like an overdose" with "Can't stop 'cause it feels like it's getting close".
* ''Music/TheMagneticFields'': ''69 Love Songs'' was apparently chosen because of its appeal as a cover design.
* The Marshall Tucker Band's "Long Hard Ride" is definitely about a horse.
* ''Music/TheMegas'': Probably unintentional, but Woodman is the master of machines... and of the birds and the bees?
** Well, seeing that he is ''Wood'' Man...
* ''Music/MomoiroCloverZ'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN9EIcTsN3I&t=2m48s The scene]] in the "Koko Natsu" music video where the girls get shot in the face with coconut water. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial We swear it's coconut water, officer.]]
* There's a little known band that was featured in some Mercury commercials as well as ''You're Cut Off''. The band's name... Morningwood.
* If you're so inclined, the [[Music/NewKidsOnTheBlock NKOTB]]/ Music/BackstreetBoys team-up called [[PortmanteauCoupleName NKOTBSB]] sounds like "[[HoYay New Kids on the Backstreet Boys]]."
* Music/NineInchNails in "Ruiner": "How did you get so big? How did you get so strong? How did it get so hard? How did it get so long?"
** Also, the song "Vessel" opens with "I let you put it in my mouth/I let it get under my skin".
* ''Music/{{NSYNC}}'': "Up Against the Wall" was written by Justin and JC and notably used the popular slang term "shorty". Some fans jokingly called the song Justin and JC's [[HoYay love ode to Chris]], as Shorty was the group's oft used nickname for him.
* ''Music/PaulWilliams'': There's this one suspect line in "Sunday" that is either this or GettingCrapPastTheRadar.
-->"Snuggled up like spoons inside a drawer / closer now than you and I have ever been before"
* Music/PearlJam [[http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/pearl_jam_the_second_coming/page/3 wasn't named after semen]]. The bassist came up with "Pearl", and then they saw a Neil Young show of endless jamming...
* Contrary to popular belief, Music/PinkFloyd is ''not'' a [[FreudWasRight phallic reference]]. It was named for Pink Anderson and Floyd Council, two of Syd Barrett's favorite blues musicians.
* The fact that a [[CampGay flamboyantly gay singer]] named his band Music/{{Queen}} is purely coincidental.
* Music/RascalFlatts has a song called "Bob That Head". Not surprisingly, this song has been the subject of derision, mainly in the form of fellatio jokes.
* Music/{{REM}} once did a song inspired by the "last call return" feature on phones. However, given that the song's title contained both an UnusualEuphemism they had used before ([[spoiler:"Star"]], also used by the Music/RollingStones), while the other was a euphemism for a particular sexual act [[spoiler:"69"]], some people no doubt wondered why the title had nothing to do with the act...
* ''Music/{{Shiv-r}}'': From “Hollow Mask”: “Every day I lose myself/I wish I could believe/that I’m really somebody else/when I’m down on my knees”. Wait, ''what?''
* The songs "See Me, Feel Me" and "Sensation" from ''Music/{{Tommy}}''.
* Volume 5 of ''Music/TwinOfTwins'' gives us this:
--> '''Music/MichaelJackson:''' ''(on radio)'' Hello, Jamaica!
--> '''Ian Lyad:''' Yes, it's a pleasure to have you...!
--> '''Mr. Muta:''' Yu can stay deh have man.
** And this exchange between Beenie Man and Bounty Killer, in an argument about Beenie's gaining inspiration for his musical drive from Bounty:
--> '''Beenie Man:''' Bounty Killer, Bounty Killer! Mi love you, Bounty Killer!
--> '''Bounty Killer:''' You can't love me - I'm a male!
--> '''Beenie Man:''' Nuh dem way deh, Bounty Killer--
--> '''Bounty Killer:''' I'm a male! Go and e-mail some f---ing female!
* ''Music/TheWho'': Pete Townshend has said that "Squeeze Box" is about nothing more than a woman who plays accordion to the annoyance of her family. But John Entwistle said that when he first heard the song, he knew "it was about tits." According to [[http://www.thewho.net/linernotes/ByNumbers.htm this]], however, "[Squeeze Box was] Intended as a poorly aimed dirty joke."
* "Stay the Night" by Zedd and [[Music/{{Paramore}} Hayley Williams]] contains the line "come pour yourself all over me", which is supposed to be connected to the previous lyric "I am fire, you're gasoline", but it can come off as something ''much'' messier
* The song "Happy Sensations", popularized in the ''VideoGame/ApeEscape'' series of video games, can be interpreted as such. (Just look at the title!) Lyrics include "my heart is pounding", "I'm jumping in", "loving this feeling", and to make things worse, at times you can hear a cartoony "boing" sound effect in the background (remind you of anything?)
* The Christian hymns "He Touched Me" and "Let Me Touch Him".
* "Pack Up Your Troubles" has a couple of instances of accidental innuendo. One of the lyrics is, "While you've a lucifer to light your fag, smile boys, that's the style...". In modern-day America, "fag" has completely different connotations to what the song means ('fag' meaning 'cigarette'). Also, if your head is far enough in the gutter, "Private Perks", especially out of context, can have some connotations that could fit under this trope, or double entendre.
* "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"
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[[folder:New Media]]
* In ''Roleplay/AGameOfGodsInfinities'' when Fluttershy offered a ride on her back after arriving in the grassy fields.
* ''JustForFun/BackstrokeOfTheWest'':
** "They're all over me" is translated to [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw08.jpg "he is in my behind"]].
** Out of context, [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw79.jpg this image]] is some powerful innuendo.
** [[http://www.winterson.com/pics2/botw10.jpg "The disgusting thing came"]]
%% * ''BananaPieLord'': Plenty!
* ''Website/BashOrg'': [[http://bash.org/?667490 "my dad said its too big, and I guess it was"]] It gets worse from there.
** [[http://www.bash.org/?352172 I broke my G-string while fingering a minor.]] [[spoiler:I was trying to play "Knocking on Heaven's Door". Oh well, time to buy new strings.]]
* ''Website/BlackPhoenixAlchemyLab'': "Please be advised: this site contains adult content, and the oils are created in an environment that contains nuts. [[LampshadeHanging Maybe I should have put those advisories in separate sentences?]]"
* ''Blog/BloggerBeware'': Lampshaded repeatedly in the '''Out of Context Alert'''s.
* John saying he would "only take it from Tom" in episode 115 of ''Podcast/TheBugle''. He was actually referring to an apology for the difficulty in accessing the Bugle email account.
* ''Roleplay/{{BZPB}}'': Uterio's name, kind of.
* ''Blog/CakeWrecks'':
** [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2011/07/big-bangs.html Others]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/10/its-not-what-you-think.html come]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/06/nothing-to-see-here.html to]] [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/01/funny-business.html mind]].
** [[http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/2010/06/we-learned-good.html May yr drms cum tru Grad '10]]
* [[MoralGuardians The Childcare Action Project]] review of ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' includes a discussion on teaching children right from wrong…which features the terms "rod", "thrust", "beat", "discipline" and "sheep". Also, the "sexual immorality" section references "word for rapist," presumably for when The Joker mentions a "gangbanger." MoralGuardians have the dirtiest minds.
* Has happened a few times with ''DayNine''.
** "jpm. Jacktions per minute......Sounded o.k. in my head it didn't sound like Masturbating".[[labelnote:Explanation]]"apm" is "actions per minute", a common measurement of how quickly players can do things. "jpm" was a player in the game shown.[[/labelnote]]
** At a tournament a few days before the previous example, possibly the king of this trope was said by a co-caster. "He's not going to pull out at the last second. He's going to stick it in for the long haul."
* ''DwarfFortress/DrunkFortress'': It happens.
--> "You like axolotl leather, holy gods that's a bitch to spell, so now you're a leather person. I mean a leather worker person."
--> --'''Shoruke'''
%% * Happens a lot in the IC-Box of ''Roleplay/FateDistortedMemoria''.
%% * Often on ''Podcast/TheFPlus'', due to the subject manner of most of the episodes.
* ''Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings'': Sometimes when [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65161 fundies]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69423 discuss]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62267 Jesus]] [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61532 Christ]]. Other times it just ''has'' to be [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60685 on]] [[http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60686&Page=1 purpose]]...
** Rapture Ready posters do this so often that it's pretty much expected from them.
* ''Website/GaiaOnline'': The store Sam's Body and Parts, anyone?
** Let's not forget "Ruby's Rack", which Ruby lampshades sometimes by saying "The store is named after my clothing racks, smartass."
* Inverted with ''HellfireCommentaries''; rarely is an innuendo accidental.
-->'''Tom:''' I will fucking shank you.
-->'''FTA:''' You'll shag me?
-->'''Tom:''' ''Shank''.
-->'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place!
-->'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK!?
** However, this is played straight some times:
-->'''Helldragon:''' Did Jiminy sleep with him?
-->'''Tom:''' Please rephrase that.
* In the ''AudioPlay/TheHeroicTaleOfHeroicallyHeroicHeroes'' Bucket really wants to show Honey his helmet. and his package. They're both really big and impressive.
* ''Roleplay/IWannaBe'': 'They'll almost always be made when Dio and Scorch are around.
* ''Roleplay/JourneyThroughTheMultiverse'': Majora's bonding with Mary can easily be seen as sexual, despite having not been written with that intent.
** Nanabey being "protected" and wanting "protection" seemed innocent enough. Then Marvelous started acting like a BastardBoyfriend towards her, Nanabey being "protected" by Etna had much innuendo and then the player used the phrase "getting it on" in regards to "protecting" Nanabey. If "protection" is innuendo, then she ReallyGetsAround.
* In chapter 7 of ''Roleplay/KnightBlades'', Black Fang asks Grek for a book about positions and says he wants to know how Ridder uses his pole so good.
* ''Roleplay/LitetowerParanormalAgency'': Caister Westburn
* Hasbro's US ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/ page]] has some pages (including every one of their episode viewing guides) announcing that fans can "Watch 3 Ways!"
** The [[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/discover/news.cfm "Just For Parents" section]] includes both "3 Ways" and "2 Ways" announcements.
** [[http://www.animationmagazine.net/a-day-in-the-life/issue-217-hasbro-studios/ A]] [[http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=415331085182646 promotional]] [[https://twitter.com/HubTVNetwork/status/248879298226827265 photo]] has [[GagPenis a stylus placed rather unfortunately in relation to a Celestia toy]].
* ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Romantic]]'': "[[http://notalwaysromantic.com/talking-about-his-light-saber/27469 Now you know how I feel all the time!]]" [[labelnote:Context]]The speaker's talking about the difficulty of finding clothes her size.[[/labelnote]][[invoked]]
* ''Blog/OccupyRichieRich'': InUniverse.
** The [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/38494640584/toasterbankpig-enjoying-that-a-little-too-much Toasterbankpig]], whose inexplicable happiness worries the riffer.
** Then there’s the [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/38983707286/terrifying-richie-rich-fetish-special “terrifying]] [[http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/39778644772/terrifying-richie-rich-fetish-special-ii-incest richie rich fetish specials]]”…
* ''Roleplay/{{Paixao}}'': Yorda tells the Doctor she [[SleepCute slept with]] the Master. It's later repeated with Urd:
--> '''Tenth Doctor''': ''What?!''
--> '''Urd''': WHAT DID THAT BASTARD DO?
* ''Roleplay/PersonaRequisAeterna''
--> '''Hiromasa:''' You know, not everyone's as flexible as you are Chisame. But I'll get up there...
* Every other sentence that Maxifent Corey speaks on ''Website/ScrewAttack''.
* ''Podcast/SlashReport'': Poor [[{{Invoked}} Lianne]].
%% * ''Roleplay/WAOAHighSchoolAU'': Shadow is quite the master of this.
* ''Website/WarriorsWish'':
** Some members found the first of the Cat's messages ''way'' too amusing...
** Also, in one of HF's comments, he said that he "had the most wonderful things planned for [Blizz] to do today..." Since this was after they had kits together, this was greeted wityh a slew of comments about Blizz needing to take birth control.
** One Word - Darkstar. [[http://i38.tinypic.com/j8l6ol.png She even has a book about it.]]
*** Don't forget the [[http://forum.warriorswish.net/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=10236& entire topic]] devoted to it.
** The stalking thread in the RB, although some of it is intentional.
* A story on WattPad (An iPhone/iPod touch app meant for literature) called "Dinner with Vampires (Did I Mention I'm a Vegetarian?) features an in universe example. The main character Violet spills some vodka on her shirt in front of [[TroubledButCute Kaspar]], one of the vampires. She says "Why is it that I always end up getting wet around you?" she later realizes the double meaning.
* This naturally happens in ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' with lots of gun talk, not to mention swords, other various weapons, and people who have sexuality problems.
** "Noel : One of what? Any good gun needs penetration power." is just one example.
* ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsEscapist'': [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.355494-We-Are-Our-Avatars-II-Closed-Started?page=104#14159372 Rosh's post on page 104]]
** [[WordOfGod According to Rosh]] [[CluelessChickMagnet Ichika Orimura]] eventually gets over his love obliviousness and settles with [[FirstGirlWins Houki Shinonono]]. With the other members of the Harem left, a OneGenderSchool, and Charlotte and Laura's relationship slightly modified from the light novels, [[ItMakesSenseInContext it seems that Rosh only made that relationship more stronger]] with the TimeSkip.
** "Oh, you're fun! I can't wait to violate your wonderful body, all by myself!"
*** This the greatest AccidentalInnuendo in the history of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]]! It's so hard to explain that you have to read by yourself to find out. [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.391734-We-Are-Our-Avatars-DLV-Youre-not-in-Kansas-anymore-OPEN?page=150#15850118 So start reading and continue reading till the next page.]]
** "Nice implants."[[note]]Referring to Commander Shepard's cybernetics, not her breasts.[[/note]]
%%* The infobox graphic on [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]]'s page on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UConn-UMass_football_rivalry The UConn-UMass football rivalry]].
* In one ''Podcast/YoGPoD'', Simon asks Lewis a series of questions, which he needs to answer using randomized music titles in his iTunes play list. When Simon asks the question "What do you think of your secret crush?", Lewis gets the Song "You raise me up". Think about that for a second.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweZVTBM4gU 3 Year Old Corn-Hole Prodigy]]
* Those [[TheProblemWithPenIsland wonderful, wonderful]] [=URLs=] that somehow didn't get noticed soon enough.
** A Dutch example: one Internet company tried to promote switching from any other company to them. Their slogan: "Overstappen is niet eng" ("Switching isn't scary"). Their URL: www.overstappenisnieteng.nl, which with the words squashed together can and ''will'' be read as "Overstap penis niet eng" ("Switch to penis not scary"). It took them a few months to catch on, after which they verrrrry quickly changed their ads and URL.
** or a classic literature page on about.com http://classiclit.about.com/
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[[folder:News]]
* In the wake of the Anthony Weiner scandal, there has been numerous unintentional (?) innuendo in newspaper headlines. Here's [[http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/25-funniest-weiner-headlines the top 25]]. When he entered and briefly led the race for New York Mayor in 2013 a whole new series of headlines followed along such lines as "Weiner rises again" and (the non-sexual but punny as hell) "Weiner on a Roll".
* At least one news reporter has mispronounced hadron (as in the Large Hadron Collider) as "hard-on". Which, of course, is involved in the search for strange new bosoms. --Bosons.
* [[http://www.neatorama.com/2010/09/04/butts-arrested-in-boob-murder-case/#!nRfe6 Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case]]
* [[http://www.redorbit.com/news/entertainment/177345/depps_chocolate_factory_has_tasty_opening/ Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening]].
* A headline once proudly declared, "Exotic dancer sues over rear-end collision."
* [[http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/epicenter713/dotheynow.jpg Sex offenders]] [[SomethingElseAlsoRises pitch tents]]
* [[http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2012/09/26-1/nintendo-comes-packin-23-wii-u-launch-titles-on-day-one This article]] seems innocent enough, except for that image of [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Toad and Yoshi]], which...well, just ''look'' at [[http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/bcbf7e5c05d0432f5091dec2365560cd1348670036_large.jpg it.]]
* [[http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 Tired Gay succumbs to Dix]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEP9aU-ynm0#t=0m5s this newscast]], Wendy Rieger says that 17 inches is too much. Notice that she measures using her hand and inner thigh.
** Also she [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVOSjjWaOU compares]] Hurricane Sandy to her sex life.
* [[http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pinball]]
* There exists a "N-Way Combo" in ''Pinball/TheSimpsonsPinballParty'' (i.e. 3-Way Combo, 4-Way Combo).
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Professional Wrestling]]
* ''Wrestling/BryanDanielson'' once had a theme song called "Big Epic Thing." [[GagPenis No wonder all the ladies loved him]]...
* ''Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon'': During the Dream Team[[note]]Wrestling/DustyRhodes[=/=][[Wrestling/BrutusBeefcake Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake]][=/=]Wrestling/TitoSantana[=/=]The Red Rooster[[/note]]-The Enforcers[[note]][[Wrestling/HonkyTonkMan The Honky Tonk Man]][=/=][[Wrestling/BigBossman the Big Bossman]][=/=]Wrestling/RickMartel[=/=][[Wrestling/AllenCoage Bad News Brown]][[/note]] match at ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries 89'', when Beefcake is beating up on Honky:
-->"This is where Honky's at his best. When he gets you in that compromising position, that's when he's ready to unload."
* Invoked with this promotional announcement from ''Wrestling/JoeyStyles'' ECW days:
-->"Remember, write to Wrestling/{{Beulah|McGillicutty}}'s Box, because her Box will always be open for you. (To someone off camera) I can't say that on the air, I'll never get an agent."
* ''Wrestling/{{Kane}}'': Announcers often refer to [=Kane=] as a 'one-eyed monster'.
** Hilariously [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by [[{{Wrestling/Edge}} Edge]] during a feud.
* ''Wrestling/SgtSlaughter'': When you have a tag team called the Privates...
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]
* A common reason for the choice of newspaper clippings on ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz''.
* The premise of the "Janet and John" stories on ''Radio/TerryWogan''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Shorts]]
* The 1963 bicycle safety film ''Film/OneGotFat'' is known for this line regarding [[BigEater Slim Jim's packed lunch]]: "Slim knew his big sack would be hard to handle..."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The [[http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Penetrator Penetrator]] TabletopGame/{{Battle|Tech}}Mech is 75 tons of walking Accidental Innuendo.
* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'':
** The Rod of Lordly Might. [[ICallHimMisterHappy That's just overselling yourself.]]
** A Rod of Viscid Globs can only shoot three times a day.
** There's also the Rod of Wonder (works at will) and the Rod of Extend (Spell) and Rod of Enlarge (Spell), which also work three times per day.
* The ''Player's Guide to TabletopGame/{{Eberron}}''. An image of an Aerenal elf featured a skeleton-effect BreastPlate that looked very much like the elf was being groped by a skeleton.
* Anys Syn from ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' is named after real-world author [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anais_Nin Anais Nin]]; her name is not intended to be a joke about sex or headache medicine.
* Fantasy Flight Games' urban-fantasy RPG ''TableTopGame/{{Fireborn}}'' features characters who are reincarnated dragons; their special abilities are powered by "karma." Karma's corrupted opposite is "taint." Cue gamer snickering.
** Even worse, in the official introductory adventure ''The Fire Within,'' the concept is introduced with the following verbatim dialogue:
---> ''"Why did you attack us?"''
---> We smelled the taint of the Opener of Ways upon you. ...
---> ''"What do you mean, 'taint'?"''
---> Do you know the thing you call upon when in most dire need? That has many names. Fate, fortune, karma? The opposite of that, it has but one name. Taint. ... The Opener of Ways loves taint.
---> ''"What are the effects of taint?"''
---> ... As for us ''(he gestures to himself and his fellow fairies)'', it warps us, changes us. ... For you, I do not know.
* ''TabletopGame/IronKingdom'': One female warcaster, Ashlynn D'Elyse, has a spell that makes entire groups of enemies less likely to hit in melee, less capable of self-defense and completely unable to operate firearms for a time. The spell's name? [[DistractedByTheSexy Distraction.]]
** Skarre, a Cryx caster that is of the all-female Satyxis race, has an ability called Great Rack, which can knock people down. [[spoiler: She has horns, you perv.]]
** Given Privateer's rather tongue-in-cheek attitude, many of these are [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar probably not accidental]].
* ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'': "Do you have wood for sheep?" It's a request to trade, ''obviously''. Expect jokes like this a lot. (See ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' above.)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'': The entire "He is your pawn and you are his queen," line considering Quirrell and Voldemort's extremely HoYay-y relationship. WordofGod says it's supposed to be a chess joke.
* [[invoked]] In ''Theatre/TheDrowsyChaperone'' the Man in Chair asks if anyone had noticed the sexual implications of the song "Love is Always Lovely ''in the End''."
* Music/JesusChristSuperstar, during the Last Supper.
-->Why don't you go do it?\\
You want me to do it!\\
Hurry they are waiting\\
If you knew why I do it . . .\\
I don't care why you do it!\\
To think I admired you\\
For now I despise you\\
[[ShapedLikeItself You liar - you Judas]]\\
You wanted me to do it!
* ''Theatre/JuliusCaesar'': Act IV, Scene 3, in Brutus's tent. Brutus asks his page boy, Lucius, to play him some music on his...er...[[FreudWasRight instrument]].
--> '''Brutus''': [to Lucius] Where is thy instrument?
--> '''Lucius''': Here in the tent.
--> [...]
--> '''Brutus''': Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile and [[FreudianSlipperySlope touch thy instrument a strain or two]]?
--> '''Lucius''': Ay, my lord, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises an't please you]].
--> '''Brutus''': It does, my boy: I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing.
--> '''Lucius''': It is my duty, sir.
--> '''Brutus''': I should not urge thy duty past thy might; I know young bloods look for a time of rest…
--> ''[Later, Lucius has fallen asleep while playing a strain or two on his instrument]''
--> '''Brutus''' [to Lucius]: Gentle knave, good night…If thou dost nod, [[ThatCameOutWrong thou break'st thy instrument]]; [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'll take it from thee…]]"
* There's one scene early in ''Theatre/TheLightInThePiazza'' where Fabrizio looks down aghast at himself, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed motioning towards his legs.]] He's actually referring to his clothes, but the innuendo becomes even greater when one factors in the relevant line in Italian, where he says "She can't love a little boy!"
* In ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick'' Weenie gives Joey some homemade soup, causing the audience to gasp. They then clarify it's just chicken noodle.
* "[[http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/justone.htm Just One Person]]" from the musical ''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy!!!]]'':
-->"Two whole people, who believe in you\\
Deep enough, and strong enough,\\
Believe in you\\
Hard enough and long enough\\
There's bound to be some other person who\\
Believes in making it a threesome"
* A few lines in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQRZ4TsljI A Little Priest]]'', from ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'':
-->"Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most... and I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!"
** Made even more {{hilarious|InHindsight}} by the fact that the entire song is just a HurricaneOfPuns, and yet this one was completely unintentional (it was referring to actual cats, and how much meat you can get out of them).
** There's another one in the second act, in Mrs. Lovett's piece ''By the Sea''. She's talking about how great life will be once she and Sweeney Todd are living by the sea, and saying that it'll just be the two of them and the occasional paying guest, and if he feels like it "now and then you could do the guest in". She talks about getting married and tells him to "bring along your chopper", meaning his razor. However, Sondheim notes in his book ''Finishing the Hat'' that when the show premiered in England, he discovered that "chopper" is also British slang for penis.
* One of the major settings of ''Theatre/{{Tannhaeuser}}'' is the "Venusberg," the hill of Venus. Creator/RichardWagner was aware of the potential for gynecological jokes and refrained from making it the title of the opera.
* ''Theatre/WestSideStory'': "When you come, use the back door."
* ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'': From As Long As You're Mine: "If it turns out it's [[JizzedInMyPants over too fast]]..."
* Though Creator/WilliamShakespeare intentionally wrote many {{Double Entendre}}s into his plays, some of which [[GetTheeToANunnery tend to be lost on modern audiences]], Ophelia's line "he comes before me" in ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' was probably not meant as innuendo. The ReducedShakespeareCompany, acting with typical VulgarHumor, presented it as such; a footnote in the published edition of ''[[Theatre/TheCompleteWorksOfWilliamShakespeareAbridged The Complete Wrks of Wllm Shkspr (Abridged)]]'' suggests two X-rated interpretations.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:TV Tropes]]
* BananaInTheTailpipe. Admit it, the first place your mind went was... there.
* BeefGate.
* CherryTapping.
* ComingInHot.
* FallingIntoTheCockpit.
* The ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' page has a picture [[DynamicEntry "Haruhi gives the Computer Club president one with both legs at once."]]
* From NonActionGuy: "A NonActionGuy is a male who is not heavily endowed with a certain quality that's expected of males in shows."
* The {{Laconic|Wiki}} [[Laconic/WellExcuseMePrincess entry]] for WellExcuseMePrincess states "The MagicalGirlfriend calls out her love interest's shortcomings."
* Some "Playing with" Titles could count... want to Play with TheChick?
* Several pages in the {{Fanservice}} category have a {{Playing With|ATrope}} page.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Toys]]
* The vibrating ''Literature/HarryPotter'' broomstick. [[http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/broomstick.html This]] (NSFW) was based on an actual product.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN3KWFcnZr0&feature=channel_page Elmo loves balls!]]
* ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'': Online product descriptions of the toys put certain items in quotation marks to indicate that they can't actually be used as intended (e.g. plastic cake). (This probably has something to do with avoiding lawsuits.) A description with several words in quotation marks may end up sounding like a HurricaneOfEuphemisms.
** Not to mention they named one of the G2 ponies ''Morning Glory''...
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** Big [=McIntosh=]'s Blind Bag collector card simply says he "is very gentle". Combine this with his ChickMagnet status in fanon, and, well...
** The ''[[http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/shop/details.cfm?guid=C2F6A500-5056-900B-10B6-F9648904AC32 Sweet Slumbers with Applejack & Star Dreams]]'' toy set. Jokes about [[{{Lolicon}} Applejack sleeping with a filly]] were inevitable.
** The placement of the ''[[http://derpiboo.ru/images/116988 Walkin' Talkin']] [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/walking-talking-pinkie-pie-on-taobao.html Pinkie Pie]]'' toy's battery compartment.
* The "Berry [[BitchInSheepsClothing Beachy]]" line of WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake dolls.
* Is there no one else who finds the fuzzy, vibrating 'Tickle Me [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo]] hands deeply [[{{Squick}} disturbing?]] Made even worse for one commercial building up suspense for a new model Tickle Me Elmo where they censored Elmo's body with blurry boxes.
** "[[Film/{{Congo}} Tickle Amy.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Vanity Plate]]
* Creator/DicEntertainment. Everyone who watched it snickered every time they saw it, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS1KzaoxDFY even after they added the voiceover]]. (And as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ this edit]] ({{N|otSafeForWork}}SFW) shows, many are still snickering.)
** Actually, the voiceover made it worse. With it, it can affect you even if you're not looking at the screen. And they did many variants on the voiceover, all with just the one word spoken by a child. Collected [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhHnZfUzOo here]]. How many [=DiCs=] was that?
---> "A lot."
*** [[MemeticMutation Dics...Dics everywhere]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Advertising]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MKykazyx8 The name of the game is 'Ball Buster'!]]"
* A Best Buy commercial offering a free "hook-up" if you buy an HDTV from them.
* In almost every Danimals yogurt commercial, the monkey character gets a load of yogurt (shot out of a rather phallic container) splattered all over his face, which he happily licks off and declares it "fruity-licious".
* An ad for the Dyson vacuum cleaner features the rather effeminate-voiced James Dyson extolling its superior "suction". Craig Ferguson has taken to having fun with the ad in his monologues on ''Series/TheLateLateShow''.
* There is a Huggies commercial containing the line "Did we just make babies too fast?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg This]] commercial for Johnson boats. ("You, your kids, and your Johnson!")
* There was once a commercial for a kids' pager called the Little Bugger. Oh, dear.
* Mr. Bucket. "Balls pop out of my mouth!" Played with in [[http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/05/11/mr-bucket/ this video]] by [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd James Rolfe]]
* And we have [[http://youtu.be/nBhI9p8WkHI this Ortega Taco]] commercial, where an (underaged) Olympic athlete says that "My taco is the best".[[note]] In US slang, "Taco" can be used to refer to a woman's genitals[[/note]]
* "What pops and sprays for fun that stays?" Pixos! It's some sort of kid's art thing.
* ''Play-Doh'' commercials end with the disclaimer, "fun to play with, not to eat!" Obviously it means what it means, but if you take it in another context with another certain act....
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY The Wet Banana]]. It's slippery, wet fun for the whole gang!
-->'''Narrator:''' Could that be Mom on the Wet Banana?
* [[http://thisisfuckedup.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/wetzeldog.jpg?w=600&h=759 This]] Wetzel's Pretzels poster. Apparently Wetzel isn't Jewish, judging by his dog.
* This...special commercial for a fish deboning tool... The ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lj1zeAiYWw Wunder Boner]]''
* A certain car dealership has the slogan "He just wants to get you a loan." [[note]]If you don't get it, say it out loud[[/note]]
* Can happen when foreign companies produce marketing materials for a different country. Not so much Lost in Translation as something is added in the translation that shouldn't be there. For example, a children's toy that says on the box: "Will provide hours of extatic stimulation."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ92qqzutcE Get your skis shined up grab a stick of Juicy fruit the taste is gonna move you! Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-obIuin7E How wet you get...?]]: Let's face it, from the very moment you hear that you're thinking in everything but the toy dog the commercial is actually talking about.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFhBRCpbcc The tagline for this Mexican commercial for a very well known brand of antiacids]] is ''Reconciliate Con La Comida'' (Translated as ''Get Along Well With the Food'') but after watching this commercial, maybe this guy wants to get along with that pig [[BestialityIsDepraved in a very different way.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kch-4pgitXk This commercial for..... nuts]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SyXzDBuZ9E "Weenies!]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Weenies!"]]

[[folder: Anime & Manga]]
* From the very first episode of ''LightNovel/{{Akikan}}'' .
** Melon: "How dare you drink any [[{{Pun}} juice other than mine]]?" Kakeru: "Ahhh, you want me to 'drink' you, then?"
* Chapter 53 of ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' has everyone worrying about how Eren can't [[spoiler: harden]]. They're referring to [[spoiler: his Titan form's crystallization ability]], yes, but it's not hard to misinterpret.
* The theme song to the first season of ''Anime/CardfightVanguard'' is entirely in GratuitousEnglish, and some of it sounds... strange to native speakers. The following lines are probably supposed to be about the spirit of competition, but that's not what they ''sound'' like...
--> We can't hold back this feeling\\
Just any longer\\
Come on, tear off everything you've got\\
Get crazy way!
** It doesn't help that the lyrics are sung over images of Aichi and Kai, two characters with HoYay so strong, the ''series itself'' {{lampshades}} it.
** In the season Legion Mate Arc, the word ''Mate'' had become this, even to the Australian's standard. It's funny enough to say it to an opposite gender, but it's funnier to say it to another with the [[HoYay same]] [[LesYay gender]].
* In ''Manga/DeathNote'', when Misa meets Light, she tells him "I don't care if all you do is use me," referring to using her as a weapon. Still, that's not the first thing that pops into anyone's mind. Given that she later explicitly offers herself sexually to Light (and was stalking his alter ego for months before they met), she may have been talking about sex as well.
* Tai from ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'' is especially guilty of this, particularly because of his tendency to say he needs to "hook up" with the others rather than use the much less sexual sounding "meet up". Examples of this include episode 22, in which he said he needed to "hook up" with the others, and episode 36, in which he told Sora to "hook up" with Matt. ''[[Anime/DigimonAdventure02 That]]'' [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend definitely blew up in his face]].
* ''Anime/DigimonTamers:'' What Takato tells Jeri when he's trying to ask for her help regarding Growlmon's devolution in episode 9 can sound like he's having [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism a very persistent erection.]]
* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'': "Having these balls makes me feels something that resembles joy I think. I want to caress them..."
** "I hope my body can take it."
* ''LightNovel/FateZero'':
-->'''Lancer:''' "You are as good as naked before my spear."
* There's a particular scene in the anime of ''FruitsBasket'' where Tohru is sick and Hatori needs to give her an injection of some sort. Shigure makes comments about the size of Hatori's needle, and Momiji says something along the lines of "You have to stop if she says it hurts!" The entire scene is just one giant innuendo.
* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
** During Mustang's fight with Lust, he makes a comment/threat about making her go down on her knees.
** At one point, Alphonse's armor is temporarily possessed by Pride. The official [=FUNimation=] sub has him saying "The homunculus Pride came inside my body," and remarking how it made his soul feel "icky" when he later tells Hohenheim what had happened. It really doesn't help that Pride himself is essentially a tentacle monster. Even more disturbing since Pride takes the form of a child during most of his non-tentacle monster screen time.
** [[spoiler:Father wants Hohenheim to be part of his body]], and is quite aggressive about it.
** [[spoiler:Edward defeats Pride by transmuting himself as a Philosopher's Stone and "forcing his way inside" Pride. Both Ed and Pride are having an OutOfClothesExperience for this scene.]]
** In the English dub of [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist the 2003 anime]], there's Al saying that he doesn't remember what Ed's skin feels like, and a line about how Winry should care more about Ed's "human parts". Someone actually asked VicMignogna about this line, wondering what Ed meant by his "human parts", to which he replied "What was I thinking? I want to know what YOU were thinking!"
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Fumoffu'' has Tessa (a submarine captain) say she's in the "water business" -- which is Japanese slang for prostitution. The English version changed the line to "Getting wet is my business" to preserve the meaning.
* ''Manga/FushigiYuugi'' merits a place here as well.
** Miaka, trapped in an illusion, finally gets the pseudo-guy of her dreams and kisses him. She tells her friends all about this, but before actually ''saying'' that they kissed:
--> '''Miaka''': That's not all we're doing either!
--> '''Friends''': Hmmmmmm?
** She then reveals the kiss by saying: "And we kissed ''too!"'' Cue hilarious expressions from her girlfriends.
* So prevalent in ''Anime/GarzeysWIng'' that it makes one wonder [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar just how much was on accident]]. A particularly astonishing example is Chris's proposed [[ADateWithRosiePalms "group circular movement"]] and the exchange that follows.
-->'''Chris''': "We have to circle quickly. [[NotTheIntendedUse We need a stirrup to do this]]. But don't be unduly concerned. We can use our [[PhallicWeapon spears to stand our ground firmly]]."
* Numerous scenes in ''Anime/{{Geneshaft}}'' focus on women arguing over the right to [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "pilot the Shaft."]]
* ''Anime/GenesisOfAquarion'': ''Tons'' due to the nature of merging. A notable one:
-->'''Fudou''': "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow To merge is]]... ''' TO EXPLODE!'''"
* ''Franchise/GhostInTheShell'':
-->'''Batou:''' "If it looks like you've gone in too deep I'm pulling the plug and taking you home!"
* ''Anime/{{Gigantor}}'': "Dick Strong penetrates deep into the mighty fortress!"
* ''Manga/GunsmithCats:'' Rally Vincent had to drive Bean Bandit's car once while sitting in the unconscious Bean's lap. She calls it "The worst ride I've ever had!"
* ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'':
** This quote from novel 8
---> ''Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position.]]''
** A UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish exclusive example from the ''Disappearance'': "His spunk was nice and all"
** And from the movie:
--->'''Kyon:''' I haven't even tasted Haruhi's hot pot yet.
* ''LightNovel/IchibanUshiroNoDaimaou'': "You are going to be his first. Isn't it nice?" Poor Junko.
* The sword Tetsusaiga from ''Manga/InuYasha'' is astonishingly phallic. It even throbs with warmth when "awakened" and grows ''hair'' on its hilt. The sword is "awakened" by "protecting" a WOMAN. Plus powerful energies being "released" from it.
* ''[[Anime/KidouTenshiAngelicLayer Angelic Layer]]'', ([[SubbingVersusDubbing English dubbed]]):
--> "My hands ''are'' small. That's why my ''rice balls'' are so tiny!
--> "It's Sunday. So no one's around...(after quite a bit of grunting)...Finished."
* ''Manga/KimbaTheWhiteLion'' is full of them. Seriously, if you watch the series on Website/YouTube and read the comments, half of them are about something involving sex.
** "Now I'm on top!!!"
* ''Anime/LegendOfGalacticHeroes'': Well, this ''is'' the internet.
--> ''"But Bittenfeld, knowing it's a [[DudeLooksLikeALady trap]], decides to [[ThatCameOutWrong plunge in anyways!]]"''
%% * Happens many times in ''Manga/LolitaComplexPhoenix''.
* In ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' [[ShotaCon Ayaka]] invites Negi to her 'Southern Paradise' referring to her private island. If it was ''anyone'' else it would be perfectly innocent, but Ayaka, well...
* ''Anime/TheMysteriousCitiesOfGold'' had a somewhat {{Squick}}y and really creepy one when Menator, leader of the [[AncientAstronauts Olmecs]], captured the PowerTrio of kids and assured them with the following line:
-->''Oh, don't worry, we love children very much. We'll take good care of you. Heh, heh, heh.''
* In ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' Suigetsu once implied that Karin (who has an [[StalkerWithACrush unhealthy obsession]] with Sasuke) had previously did... "something" to Sasuke before. Whatever this "something" may be. Like with some of these other examples, it's not certain if this was a genuine accident or more of a case of GettingCrapPastTheRadar.
** Kimimaro to Juugo:
--> 'Yes. I'm going to absorb the enzyme from your body into my own.
** Tobi to Naruto during their fight.
-->'''Tobi''': I touch you, I win!
* ''Manga/NurarihyonNoMago'': [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/nurarihyon_no_mago/c110/14.html This]] here is a... interesting choice of words.
-->''' Rikuo:''' Like I said, your heart and your body... entrust everything to me!!
* In ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'' Honey questions if Mori has been "Using him all this time" and if he's been "Rented for him"
* ''LightNovel/OdaNobunaNoYabou'': "It's dark and hard... And it's got this gooey white stuff splashed on it..." [[note]] this was said by Nobuna regarding Yoshiharu's fried takoyaki. And by fried takoyaki, it means literally '''fried takoyaki''', mind you.[[/note]]
** Although, by the look on her face and her voice, it certainly doesn't ''seem'' accidental.
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'': The ending movie of Case 3 has [[spoiler:Juniper smiling happy and blushing at the sight of Apollo, while she's cosplaying as Lamiroir. It's quite an [[ShipTease adorable moment]] between them, but if you've completed ''Apollo Justice'' [[labelnote:(spoilers for that game)]]and you know that Lamiroir is Apollo's mother[[/labelnote]], then you may see this scene in a slightly squickier light...]] The fact that the ''[[WordOfGod Gyakuten Saiban 5 Official Visual Book]]'' says that [[spoiler:Juniper may "scored a few points in [Apollo's] book thanks" to her dressing up as his mother]] doesn't help lessen the {{Squick}} either.
* ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations]]'':In 3-5, you can get Gumshoe to admit he wants to stick his pen in Phoenix's face.
* Par for the course in ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.
--> '''Burgundy:''' "If I win, it'll be proven that I tasted [Ash] correctly, right?"
--> '''Brock:''' "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and [[HoYay these men are gonna do it]] with or [[ADateWithRosiePalms without a beautiful girl]] at their side!"
** You could probably count the scene when Purrloin considers going out with Meowth and Oshawott. Oh, did I mention Purrloin is male and Meowth and Oshawott thought he was female?
* ''Anime/PokemonGiratinaAndTheSkyWarrior'': I'm sorry, but Magnemite bondage...?
* ''Anime/{{Pokemon3}}'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOvtivOyLqQ Pikachu seems to REALLY like Ash's mom]].
* ''Anime/PonyoOnTheCliffByTheSea'': "I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me outta this wheelchair"
* The contract-making process in ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' has some of this. Sayaka's is probably the worst offender: she asks Kyubey to "do it," and he sticks his extendable ears inside her, prompting some anguished gasping. Then he tells her to "open yourself and accept it; this is your destiny" as she collapses onto the ground. It's no wonder he's a MemeticMolester.
* Unwittingly or [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not]], the early ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' [[SuperlativeDubbing English dub]] pulled a really nasty one in the episode introducing Kodachi: after [[{{Kawaiiko}} cadging]] [[TheTease an extra scoop of ice cream]], [[GenderBender female]] Ranma goes down the street, [[EroticEating licking it happily]], while thinking to herself, "When it comes to eating out, being a girl's the ''only'' way to go!"
* In ''Manga/RustBlaster'', vampire Al can only use his weapon by drinking his friend's blood. The first time he does this, he's desperate, nearly dead, and accidentally takes too much. His friend tells him [[http://www.onemanga.com/Rust_Blaster/3/22/ the first time hurt a lot, and asks him to be gentle next time.]]
* In ''Manga/SaintSeiya'' we have the infamous scene involving [[HoYay Shun heating up Hyoga's frozen body]] with his Cosmo, in a very suggestive way, at the Libra Temple.
* ''Manga/{{Saki}}'': If you disregard (or, like [[ClingyJealousGirl Momo]], don't know) that Hisa was going to challenge Yumi to a mahjong game, this exchange comes off as it.
-->'''Yumi''': We got along well last night.
-->'''Momo''': Last night!? Got along well...!?
-->'''Hisa''': Let's do it again today.
** Interestingly enough, in the manga, while [[{{Troll}} Hisa]] seems to be [[InnocentInnuendo intentionally giving Momo that impression]], in the Zenkoku-hen version, where only Yumi is telling Momo what happened, it seems to be a combination of less-than-optimal word choice by Yumi and Momo's overactive imagination.
* Chapter 6 of ''Manga/{{Sankarea}}'' gives the reader "Please treat my body carefully from now on... Furuya-kun."
** It [[strike:doesn't]] helps that she's trying to be all cute [[InnocentFanserviceGirl while saying that without knowing]]... Which immediately gets lampshaded by Chihiro.
* In ''Manga/SchoolRumble'', Harima talks about his cousin Itoko to Yakumo and says something like "Of course I love her, she's my cousin". However 'itoko' also means cousin in Japanese, so Yakumo is hearing "I ''love her'', she is ''MY Itoko''". Yakumo is asking why Harima is living in Kusakabe Sensei(Itoko's) house. Harima, being the honest person that he is answered "She is my Itoko". Itoko is the Japanese of cousin. So he basically said "She, is my cousin" or "She is my Itoko". It takes a "What?" and rehearsal to make Yakumo understand the meaning.
* In ''Anime/{{S-CRY-ed}}'' Asuka Tachibana tends to talk about his balls a lot. Well, his floating green ones, anyway.
* This line said by Zero to Yuuki in chapter 72 of ''Manga/VampireKnight'': "If you don't like my behavior then force me into submission." Though one could question if it was really accidental.
** Probably pushing it somewhat, but a lot of fans got a laugh out of chapter 60, where a random guard upon seeing Zero carrying a girl responded with the question "I take it you need a bed?"
* Sumire, from ''Manga/VenusVersusVirus'', does this a lot. Lines like "I swear I'll never leave your side!" can be taken [[SchoolGirlLesbians differently]]. However, this is a yuri manga so...
%% * ''Manga/WatashiNiXXShinasai'': The ''series title''.
* In the ''Manga/YuGiOh'' manga, there is definitely some questionable statements Jounouchi makes to Yuugi. One humorous lampshade example being when Yuugi mentions that their digital pets have the ability to mate and gain strength from each other (which is awkward in the first place) to which Jounouchi responds, "Yuugi and I must mate at once!" Honda comments in frustration that people overhearing might get the wrong idea.
* ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'': In the original, Edo (having the D-Hero deck), often says things like "the power of the D" or similar in reference to destiny. When "the D" is taken to be the OTHER one, some really hilarious accidents occur.

[[folder: Comic Books ]]
* [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/4237064183/ This]] ''Franchise/ArchieComics'' book cover.
* ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'': Almost certainly unintentional, but still: Lupe comes from the word ''Lupa'', which is Latin and means either ''she-wolf'', or, well...
* Reptil attempts to do GetAHoldOfYourselfMan to shake Hazmat out of her HeroicBSOD in ''ComicBook/AvengersArena'' issue #11. The only problem is [[http://imgur.com/8Jhn6kE it looks like]] [[AttemptedRape he's attempting something else]].
* [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/41044968735/hitch22rises-what-what-what-batman-is "Gosh Batman --Remember this leather thong? It still has your teeth marks in it!"]]
* [[http://www.comicbooktidbits.com/BATMAN%20BATTLES%20JOKER.htm This page]] compiles old ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics which use the word 'boner' to refer to a mistake. HilarityEnsues.
* [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/4237063835/in/photostream/ This]] Batman and superman comic cover.
* There's a few in ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey'', most notably [[http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/10/odyssey-suspicion.jpg this panel]], and Sensei's strangely erotic play-by-play of [[spoiler: unlocking a door]] while sweat pours down his face..
-->'''Sensei''': Ahh. The blood flows outward and back again. Each element to each element binding. Dis-weighting... Lubricating... Feel... Feel... Feel... Tiny offset crystal borrowing lubrication... Now I can "see". Deeper inside. Aha. The tumblers are mis-balanced. Just so much. Each molecule... adds... and adds, apply pressure, up, then down, and down again. Now. Umphhh. Ah. Slowly... slowly...
* Big Johnson Bone, from a prequel to ''Comicbook/{{Bone}}'', ''Stupid Stupid Rat Tails''. Think about his name a bit.
* ''ComicBook/ChickTracts''
** A character is "trapped in a [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp dungeon of bondage.]]"
** [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1032/1032_01.asp Bad boys had mean plans for Betsy's kitty.]]
* [[Comicbook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck]] ''and'' Creator/CarlBarks (in commentary outside the comics) refer to Magica de Spell as a "slinky sorceress." They must mean the first definition, right? Although the other definition works, too…
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' had a cartoon of a triumphant dog howling over its freshly killed prey - an overturned car, with the caption "When Car Chasers Dream." According to Gary Larson, he was attempting to [[ShownTheirWork show his work]] by drawing a protruding piece of machinery ''right'' where the dog's crotch area happened to be. Much angry reader mail followed, including a comment from a friend of "Holy Crap! The dog's humpin' the car!"
* A blatantly obvious one in ''GarfieldHis9Lives'': BIG BOB CUM!
* 'Giant Size ''[[ComicBook/ManThing Man-Thing]]''
* Lampshaded in ''Marvel Year in Review 1993'':
--> Hey, remember how last year we did all those jokes about how lame those ''ComicBook/XFactor'' villans called the Riders of the Storm were, and how [[TemptingFate no-one would ever bring them back]]? So then they all came back in ''X-Cutioner's Song'', only now they call themselves the Dark Riders. It seems that [[XMen Storm]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall complained to management.]]
* [[http://www.weknowawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/demotivational-posters-milkshakes.jpg Mickey Mouse, you raunchy cad!]]
* Similar to [[Series/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the show]] its based on, the ''[[ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicIDW My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' comics are getting in on it too. Take a look at this one [[http://www.derpibooru.org/413632 scene from the comic]] without the rest of the page to put it in context, and I ''dare'' you not to laugh.
* ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim'': Many people have noticed [[http://www.daemonsbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/scott_pilgrim_finest_hour-550x818.jpg Scott Pilgrim's testicles]]. Made funnier because, as the [[http://www.majorspoilers.com Major Spoilers]] review of Volume 6 pointed out, "Scott Pilgrim Grows a Pair" would be a pretty fitting alternate title... It's actually possible that this innuendo was not accidental at all.
* In the ''Comicbook/SinCity'' story "Hell and Back", Wallace is in a car chase with Blue Eyes in the passenger seat. When the bad guys are about to open fire on them he tells her to get her head down, so she, well...
* [[http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/7/03/4d51716c53474/detail.jpg This]] ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' cover. Whoa Petey, cold shower much? It's ''supposed'' to be his knee, but damn, bad placement. Made worse by the two JailBait girls in the background.
* ''ComicBook/SpirouAndFantasio'', [[HeterosexualLifePartners obviously]]. There are things like [[http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/799/fantasiomgoe6.jpg this picture]] to keep the rumors alive and kicking.
** '''Taken out of context:''' Fantasio wakes up, apparently in the same bed as Spirou. He's covered in a whitish dripping liquid. He shouts "'''The condom!''' We forgot the condom!" (capote means both hood and condom)
** '''The context:''' Fantasio and Spirou are sleeping in a castle ruin, two separate beds. They used pieces of tarpaulin to keep themselves from the rain, except the one above Fantasio suddenly ripped and unloaded buckets of water on him. He wakes up shouting "'''The hood!''' We forgot the hood!" (on the car, to protect it from rain).
* [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/4237827436/in/photostream/ This cover]] of a ''ComicBook/{{Superboy}}'' comic that features him getting spanked by the principal.
* ''ComicBook/TeenTitans'':
** On more than one occasion during The New Teen Titans era, Comicbook/{{Nightwing}} would let Jericho, whose power was to [[BodySurf possess people]], possess him with the words: [[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8uz27EK01qc7r93o1_400.png "Joey, get inside me!"]]
** [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/9/98764/1899884-loves_dick.jpg Here Starfire yells]] "I love Dick! Dick! I love Dick!" Referring to [[{{ComicBook/Robin}} Dick Grayson]], of course.
* The "[[ThatCameOutWrong Starscream won't come out of the closet]]" conversation in part 2 of ''ComicBook/TransformersDarkCybertron''.
%% * Fabio does this several times in ''ComicBook/{{Uncanny-XMen}}'' Issue #19 in relation to his powers.
* Comicbook/{{X 23}}:
** The entire "fight" between her and Comicbook/ThePunisher in [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/7666/1162712-hulk__15_003.jpg Red Hulk #15]] and [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/7666/1162713-hulk__15_014.jpg #16.]] Considering how out-of-character and sub-par they're both fighting coupled with a lot of one liners, double entendre and the general FoeRomanceSubtext vibe, especially the fact that X-23 is sitting on a pool table with her legs spread facing him, led many fans joke that it was actually just rough foreplay and they got it on afterwards.
** She and Jubilee had [[HoYay/XMen this little moment together]] in [[http://www.comicvine.com/images/1300-1817752 X-23#10]]. If you didn't actually read the issue, that scene would really make you wonder.
* On the part of ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}'''s creator; The hero's codename is ''Shaft''? Come on.
* Almost anything in Website/SuperDickery's [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=category&id=32%3Aseduction-index&option=com_content&Itemid=24 Seduction of the Innocent Index]] is either this or HaveAGayOldTime. Examples include but are not limited to [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=312:best-comic-title-ever&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Giant-Size Man-Thing]], how [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=384:batgirl-likes-to-watch&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Batgirl prefers to watch]] and that [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=390:superman-can-do-batman&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Superman can do Batman]].
** Marvel also had a double whammy of this trope and RougeAnglesOfSatin: [[http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/365/mtio1.gif Marvel Two-On-One, anybody?]]
* [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/4237052107/in/photostream/ This cover]] showing someone getting hit over the head with a long sausage which is [[GagPenis held in a very suggestive manner.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fan Fic ]]
* In ''FanFic/TheAdventuresOfYelohKaiba'' Bakura calls Dark Necrofear "Dark Necrophilia".
* In the Naruto PeggySue fanfic "Again", Haku is described as being an innuendo magnet since any conversation or situation that Haku is part of almost invariably sounds innuendo-filled to everyone else, and it appears to be contagious...
* ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'' : [[ShmuckBait You don't want to know.]] There's a lot of it, though.
** In ''Stay By Me'' Hugo tells Brian to hide in the bedroom when Joan comes home.
* ''FanFic/ClopIt'': After Celestia has given the group 'Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets' we get this simply marvelous exchange.
-->Twilight: So why did you give me one?
-->Celestia: Twilight, your friends are all fags. It’s only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and you’ll need something to defend yourself.
-->Twilight: So what should I do... use it to try to beat them off? Of me?
* ''FanFic/CurseOfTheDemonPony'': Early on Twilight remarks that she set up a few booby traps in her room to keep her brother out of her "bits". This sounds [[{{Squick}} really]] [[BrotherSisterIncest creepy]], even if you're aware of the fact that "bits" means "money" in the show.
%% * What Alfred says in Chapter 6 of ''FanFic/TheDarkerKnight''.
* ''Fanfic/DaveStdiderPokemonTraner'': Chapter 13's title, "STEAMY SEX! WITH GOSTBUSTERS!" is an example of this. Yes, this chapter has a sex scene. No, the Ghostbusters are NOT INVOLVED WITH IT. They're just in the chapter. That's what the "WITH GOSTBUSTERS" means. They are not being sexed up in this chapter.
* ''Fanfic/DaysOfAutumn'': Several, including...
--> Minako's Aunt: "Shut your fucking face! I'll blow you! And then I'll blow you!"
--> Junpei Iori: "Blow me? What the hell? Hump me, that's all right, just don't blow me."
* ''Fanfic/DifferingPaths'': "Tomo literally felt her mind being blown."
%% * ''FanFic/TheEmiyaClan'': Keiko’s circuit activation aria is full of this.
%% * Loads and loads in ''FanFic/FaceTheStrange''.
* ''FanFic/FalloutEquestriaProjectHorizons'':
--> '''Blackjack:''' Glory! [[FrickinLaserBeams Flash 'em!]]
* A '''lot''' in ''FanFic/TheFoolsTournament''. Though, there hasn't been much in recent chapters.
** More incidental than anything.
** This scene from chapter 95:
--> '''Minato:'''"Swallow, Hamuko."
--> '''Hamuko:'''"I always do!"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8405401/1/Fishsticks Fishsticks]]'', [[HomeStuck Feferi]] tells Eridan that she both loves and hates him. Feferi is referring to their dysfunctional relationship, but Eridan thinks she's quadrant flipping.
* ''FanFic/GameTheory'': ''Yuuno fiddled with his Device in both hands, and sighed. ... It felt wrong in his hands.'' Eek!
* The author of ''FanFic/HiddenProphices'' didn't know what the word rape meant until after she used it.
* ''FanFic/ImmaWiserd'':
** when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
** da loins were cummin towards me.
*** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
-->"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
* The author of ''FanFic/ItsASmallWorldAfterAll'' honestly didn't notice how talking about Japan's "sword" sounded wrong. Granted, China did just break Japan's stick-sized katana.
* ''FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}}'': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord She keeps saying "wank".]] It does not mean what she thinks it means.
** As well as "companion boob".
** As well as everything involving the Scout's "ballsack" in Teen Fortress 2.
** As well as "CHAPTER SEX". [[{{Rule34}} Rule 34]] can apply even to ''chapter titles''.
* In ''Fanfic/KnowledgeIsPower'', Sirius sees how happy Remus is in his new relationship and decides he wants to get back into the dating scene himself:
--> Sirius was just going to have to do a Moony, he needed to get up off his arse and go for it.
** That line is far funnier than any of the intentional jokes in the fic.
* ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' has Kyon's sister after discovering [[BedmateReveal Kanae being in Kyon's bed with him at early hours of a Sunday]]:
--> '''Kyon's sister:''' (excitedly) What's going on? More undercover work?
* ''Fanfic/TheLastWar'', another SoBadItsGood possible TrollFic from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fandom, has Hermione's love for Harry described as being like ''golden water.''
* From Fanfic/MoonDaughter, quite a few involving a misspelling of "horse":
-->"Some wild hores ran over the hill."
-->"It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!"
-->"Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspiciously.
-->"This is a secret hore of Artemis" I diclared.
* Whether it's actually accidental depends on whether ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' actually is a parody or not, but regular words are occasionally "accidentally" spelled wrong and [[FreudianSlip turned into obscenities]], e.g. "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge" becomes "Mystery of Magic Cornelia Fuck", "Professor Slughorn" becoming "Professor Slutborn", etc.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8B51CF0BD6819969&feature=plcp This dramatic reading]] interprets almost every use of the word "come"/"came" this way.
* In ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn'' Lightning's main weapon is the Rainbow Rod, [[FreudWasRight a long stick with a ball]], which shoots rainbows and has to be held tightly between his hooves.
** Even better: After using it, Lightning is usually exhausted and it takes a certain amount of time [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything to recharge]].
* Hayate to Nelly in ''FanFic/NerimaMagistraNellyMagi'': "You can ride my Stallion any time."
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/9153434.html Observe]]. Evidently this ficcer hasn't heard of ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''.
* ''FanFic/PetProject'': Hermione's line about Potions not being the only thing Snape will teach her next year...
* ''FanFic/ThePhraseThatPais'': "'''cum''' 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
** "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
* Applejack and Rainbow Dash's match in the [[FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus Atlas Strongest Tournament]] is ''full'' of this. Strangely, no one InUniverse comments on it.
* ''FanFic/ThePowersOfHarmony'': Turns out, Pupa can feed on the active energy of the Elements of Harmony. When she comments on this to Applejack, AJ asks her to stop, as it's kind of creepy. Pupa's response?
-->'''Pupa''': Not my fault. If somepony was blasting you in the face with the tastiest thing you can imagine, would you not open your mouth?
* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', there are several cases of this, often due to RougeAnglesOfSatin.
** "Breasts" are often used unintentionally, in many different contexts. In ''The Evil Gods Part 1'', the author talks about corpses being eaten by "foul breasts" (beasts). In ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the heroes meet with the "head breast" (priest) of Moscow, and in ''The Titans Strike Back'', Draco and his mob kill some "false breasts" who try to stop him from killing the British royal family.
** In ''The Evil Gods Part 2'', our heroes go to "Washing Dick", and get some "boobs" from witches.
** In ''The Titans Strike Back'', we hear it's a co-story with ''Attack of the Spank'' (Sphinx).
* The summary of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fic ''[[http://restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=6430 Rushing]]'' by maxfaith reads thusly: "The night before Ginny leaves for her last year at Hogwarts, Harry learns that happiness is no longer beyond his reach, but held tightly in his hand." [[spoiler: It's Ginny's hand, not [[ADateWithRosiePalms his penis]].]]
* ''FanFic/SillyhatProductions'': [[{{Engrish}} How would you like to chess my game?]]
* The SoBadItsGood ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/SoullessShell'' is loaded with this. Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he ''doing'' with those magical knives?
** Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic.[[http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking Also see the MST]]:
-->'''Romsca:''' (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?
-->'''Lyulf:''' Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...
-->'''Ara:''' ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up.
* Teal'c and Agatha talking about staffs in ''FanFic/SparkgateAgathaAndTheGraspOfTheSerpentGod''.
* In ''FanFic/StarKitsProphecy'', after it is remarked that it is [=StarGleam's=] second time out hunting, we get this gem: "she'd had her first time when she was a littlekit and she and [=FireStar=] had snuck out together that's why he chose her as his apprentice_." {{Squick}}.
** "Wll u be my mat" [[=GayStrip=]] [=ESked=].
* ''FanFic/{{Team8}}'':
-->'''Naruto:''' Hinata, could you use your eyes to check me out?
* ''FanFic/TokyoMewMewNoHopeLeft'': "And then, KISSHU CAME!"
* In a rare [[CrackPairing BB x]] [[Manga/DeathNote Misa]] fic, ''Until I Met You'', when [[{{Kawaiiko}} Misa]] is hugging [[AxCrazy BB]].
--> '''Beyond:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Don't poke it!]]
* ''FanFic/UrfBowdMyVerson'': "It was den that I know that my destiny was cumming."
* ''FanFic/WoofWoofPower'':
** Ryou "gave itachi a hug and they slept together"
** Ciel telling Tony "i am hard for you"
** Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
** "Tony is not inside me!" said shouted Ciel
** ciel said "whatever tony its not like your hard"
** Mew bagette looked at tony ciel and said "oh ciel you are so small! Tony is much bigger than you!"
* One fanfic featured the unfortunately-phrased simile "more nervous than a bagful of jackdaws in a cathouse". [[YouKeepUsingThatWord One really, really hopes that the author actually meant "cattery".]]
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[[folder:Films - Animated]]
* Creator/{{Disney}}'s ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' has a famous example of unintentional innuendo in the song "A Whole New World."
-->''I can open your eyes,\\
Take you wonder by wonder;\\
Over, sideways and under\\
On a magic carpet ride.\\
A whole new world!\\
A new, fantastic point of view.\\
No one to tell us no, or where to go,\\
Or say we're only dreaming.\\
...\\
Unbelievable sights!\\
Indescribable feeling!\\
...\\
A whole new world!\\
Don't you dare close your eyes.\\
A hundred thousand things to see.\\
Hold your breath -- it gets better!''
** Well at least the song has a happy ending. At the end, they hold hands as literal fireworks are shown going off…
* In ''WesternAnimation/BarbieFairytopia'', the villainess, during her VillainSong, offers to make the heroine "her consort". Sure, it can just mean "associate", but since the "spouse of a monarch" meaning is more common and it was in the middle of a WeCanRuleTogether speech, [[PsychoLesbian well...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BartokTheMagnificent'': Some of Piloff's dialogue in the scene where Bartok is trying to rescue her could come off as sexual if taken out of context.
* ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'':
** "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly." Ummm. Disney should not be putting people's minds into the gutter..
** Gaston's VillainSong includes the line "You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley/ And they'd tell you whose ''team they'd prefer to be on''!" So, EvenTheGuysWantHim?
** "And every last inch of me's covered in hair!" It might not all be unintentional, though. That wink Gaston gives while singing says far too much… At least one person ''didn't even know'' they were trying for a more innocent interpretation. I always just thought that was obvious and nobody had a problem with it. The girls singing about Gaston's manliness and the guys singing about Gaston's manliness sound the same -- lots of the praise in the song is centered on physical beauty and it comes from both girls and guys. I mean, lines such as "For there's no one as burly and brawny!", and "There's no man in town half as manly, perfect, a pure paragon!" are pretty similar. The phrase, "Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston, even when taking your lumps" and describing him as "slick" may qualify in their own right.
* ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas'': Fife's "I'd do anything for a solo!" Made worse by his voice actor being [[NeverLiveItDown Paul]] [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Reubens]].
** Forte's response to this line is not helping. Just the way TimCurry says it. "Yes... I ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything know]]''."
* ''Animation/BeautyAndWarrior'': Try to take [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s70nvL-_XM&feature=player_detailpage#t=447s this bit of footage]] out of context... (The actual context, which has Mega ''vigorously yanking on a magic sword,'' doesn't help.)
* In ''Disney/{{Bolt}}'', Penny's father declares that he has "altered" Bolt. To "alter" an animal can also be a euphemism for neutering it.
* ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'': "Well gee, [[CanadaEh eh]], you're one big beaver."
** Doubles as FridgeBrilliance if you remember that there was a giant species of beaver that existed during the time the movies take place.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'': "Mothers don't eat daughters, do they?" (Only in Fanfiction and RuleThirtyFour, we hope.)
* ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatTheMovie'': When Pim first shows up at Wack Lizardi's office with the bag, Wack asks "What in Zill have you got to be excited about? ''Did someone invent enlarging pills?''" (It's meant to be a crack at Pim's height.)
* ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'': In the Arabic version of "Let it Go", the part where Elsa originally sang, "Let it go/Let it go/That perfect girl is gone" translates to, "It's not coming back/It's not coming back/I've lost my innocence," with the masculine version of "it".
* ''Film/HappilyEverAfter'': "Watch this. I'll get her from behind!".
* Nick's line in ''Film/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' about Jimmy's extreme nausea: "I remember ''my'' first time. Shake it off, Neutron! Hah hah hah!"
* The entire [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxU7W8b74Q Hulesangen]] number from ''WesternAnimation/JungledyretHugo''. Even moreso in the Danish version, where the tones of voices are a little more... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suggestive.]]
* ''LeafieAHenIntoTheWild'': [[FreudWasRight The one-eyed weasel.]]
* Bakshi's ''WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings'' features a decidedly worrying depiction of the bit in the book where Merry and Pippin try to persuade the orcs to untie them by impersonating Gollum to trick the orcs into thinking they have the ring. Their facial expressions really do not help.
-->"You won't get it that way. It isn't easily found."
-->"It's no good groping in the dark. Uglúk will be back soon. Nothing for Mordor, nothing for poor Grishnakh. ''Gollum.'' Untie us, my precious."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'':
** The song "What's This" has quite a few passages that, when listened to in the proper state of mind, sound like they're describing something [[DoubleEntendre completely different.]]
---> "I've never felt so good before
---> This empty place inside of me is filling up!
---> I simply cannot get enough!
---> I want it, oh, I want it
---> Oh, I want it for my own!"
** "In here they've got a little tree! [[HaveAGayOldTime How queer!]]"
** It gets worse during "Making Christmas". Jack seems to get a little ''too'' excited. The lyrics make it worse:
--> I can't believe, whats happening to me. My hopes, my dreams, my ''fantasies!'' *[[TheImmodestOrgasm giddy, high-pitched laughter]]*
** Boogie's VillainSong makes it seem like [[BlackComedyRape he may have ulterior motives in his capture of Santa.]] While the original version of the song made it clear that it was to make soup out of him, the removal of the one verse that says it leaves it as just "I'm gonna do the best I can."
* Watch the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDa15wEhqQI preparation scene]] and the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOpoej-TZE dancing scene]] from ''Animation/{{Ratatoing}}'' in their original Brazilian language, and then take a gander at the English version.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' gives us Anton Ego's line ''"If I don't love it, I don't swallow!"'' [[note]] He's an ultra-elitist food critic, and he refuses to swallow the food that he tastes if he doesn't find it absolutely perfect (the full line is, "I don't ''like'' food, I ''love'' it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow!"[[/note]]
* When the dwarfs meet Snow White for the first time, Grumpy tells Doc to "Ask her who she is and what she's a-doin' here!" Of course, given his tendency to get words mixed up, Doc comes out with "What are you and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything who are you doin'?]]" Surprisingly enough, given the time period ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'' was made in, this is probably one of the earliest examples of this trope.
* ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'': "I've got a ''man'' in my ''closet''!"
* There are quite a few examples with ''Creator/DingoPictures''. A recurring one is for the camera to suddenly cut to a character [[HehHehYouSaidX quietly snickering]], making the line that came before sound dirty.
** The [[http://www.vaihtopelit.net/catalog/images/Ps2_Animal_Soccer_World.jpg box art]] of Animal Soccer World
*** "Big round of applause for the [[{{Mondegreen}} unbelievable porn!]]"
*** "OH! Grommel, not that hard! I didn't know you could shoot that hard."
*** Butcher's goalie stance is VERY suspect. Especially with his refusing to get in the goal unless Grommel shoots.
** Dalmatians 3: "It better looked like it was licked clean! Your mother was very good at that."
** Countryside Bears: "He... can't... his leg, you know, the one, I mean, the one that... he... stuck in my house is still... hurting it- him- yes..."
** Hunchback of Notredame: "He could still feel the vibration of the bells, and that was enough to keep him happy."
** Anastasia: "He won't molest you again so quickly."
* ''Creator/SparkPlugEntertainment'': The walrus in ''Piper Penguin'' sings at the prom. Judging by the faces of the party-goers, it looks like everyone ''really'' [[ArousedByTheirVoice likes his singing]].
* ''Creator/VideoBrinquedo'': The Little Bees keep going on about their stingers, and one of the Little Cars says that the Champion gets her motor running.
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[[folder:Films - Live Action]]
* ''PlayedForDrama'' in ''Film/AmericanBeauty''. [[spoiler:When Col. Fitts wanders over in the rain, Lester's dialogue confirm his (mistaken) perception that Lester is, like Fitts himself, a closeted gay man. This leads to the shooting at the end.]]
* ''[[Film/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Sequel]]'': Invoked on the writers' part when Greg asks some girls visiting the concession stand if they'd like a hot wiener.
** Later, Cindy tells Mike that Marcia's "getting [[StealthPun lei'd]] by those Hawaiian boys."
* ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'': Any time Bruce Wayne calls his sidekick "Dick", but the crowning example is probably "She's trying to kill you, ''Dick''." Given how Clooney delivers the line, it might not be ''that'' accidental.
* ''Film/BellaDancerella'': The title song doesn't ''mean'' it, but but when sung as it is - by a girl, about Bella - it seems a little odd:
-->"Bella, I'm in love with you / show me what to do!" and "I feel good when I'm with you"
* ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'': "Grab some wood there, bub."
* ''Film/{{Burlesque}}'': "I've been brought down to my knees/And I've been pushed way past the point of breakin/But I can take it.."
* ''Film/CampRock'': The song "Too Cool" opens with the lyrics "I'm too cool for my dress."
* ''Film/{{Casanova}}'''s a sex comedy, it happens. Lupo, in particular, does this whenever he's in the background.
* Natalie does this in both ''Film/CharliesAngels'' films without realizing it.
* Ending of the first ''[[Film/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]'' film, anyone? When the four kids fall out of the wardrobe:
--> '''Professor Kirke:''' What were you all doing in the wardrobe?
--> '''Peter:''' You wouldn't believe us if we told you, sir.
--> '''Professor Kirke:''' (weird grin) Try me.
* ''Film/ChuckECheeseInTheGalaxy5000''': "Just a squirt in your face!"
* This scene in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when John (Played by Ahnold) convinces the villain (who honestly looks like Freddy Mercury if he was a member of the village people) to let go of his daughter.
-->'''John:''' "You don't want to pull the trigger. You want to put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it. That what you want to do, right? Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on, Bennett, let's party."
-->'''Bennett:''' "I don't need the girl!"
** It's also worth noting that Bennett has a [[http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1428/5183689053_2245c9f296_z.jpg very orgasmic expression]] on his face at the thought of sticking his knife in John.
** An [[SelfDemonstratingArticle in-depth]] [[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/ analysis.]]
* ''Film/CowboysAndAliens'': An alien is killed when molten gold is dripped onto him. In other words, he gets a ''[[FreudWasRight golden shower]]''.
* ''Film/DownPeriscope'': Dodge does this twice when introducing Lt. Lake to the rest of the crew, much to his embarrassment.
-->'''Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen! I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us... ''*crew laughs*'' Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things '''difficult''' on all of us as well. But, if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves... ''*crew laughs*'' ...comport ourselves as professionals. That is all.
** The Toys Room: "It's not really Pamper's fault that the little boy... takes him to bed with him. I'll just have to get used to the fact that he loves somebody else besides me."
* ''Film/TheEagle'' is a film about a Roman soldier and his male slave, with maybe five minutes of screen time where a woman is actually in the movie, and no female love interest for either of the main characters, so HoYay seems a given. But special mention goes to the line, "Put your weight on him, slave!"
* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'': [[HoYay "Crossing streams"?]] [[ToiletHumor Really?]]
* "Thank Heaven for little girls! For little girls grow bigger every day..."
** [[HaveAGayOldTime Due to the changing times]], it's easy to feel a little bit of a twinge when that number plays at the start of ''Film/{{Gigi}}''.
** Played even closer to the trope, when Creator/GerardDepardieu chooses this song at a vacation spot karaoke contest in ''My Father the Hero''. When his daughter has been mistaken for his lover.
** Also used in ''Film/WagTheDog''.
** A TV commercial from TheNineties for Mountain Dew had the song covered as a hardcore punk anthem and played up the entendre for all it was worth (using "big girls" instead of little girls).
* ''Film/TheGoonies''. "One-Eyed Willy", the legendary pirate.
* The ''Film/HarryPotter'' movies have some that aren't in the books below:
** ''Half Blood Prince'': Snape slamming Malfoy against the wall followed by Malfoy saying "I don't need protection!"
** Harry P is so [[SelfDemonstratingArticle full of that stuff]] it's not funny. Imagine "wang" each time ''anyone'' says "wand", and there's a 99% chance you'll end up with an accidental innuendo.
** ''Deathly Hallows'': "Engorgio!" "Reducio! Reducio!" "What are you doing in there?"
** There's an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5fNm3X9e0 interview]] with Tom Felton where we get this beautiful exchange:
-->'''Interviewer:''' So tell me about your one-on-one with good old Daniel in the bathroom.
-->'''Tom:''' Yeah, it sounds so wrong, every time you say it, "Oh, me and Daniel had a wand fight in the bathroom."
** Or the fact that Oliver Wood was played by the actor Sean Biggerstaff.
* ''Film/HighschoolMusical'': "I Don't Dance". ''I'll show you how I swing'', really?
* ''Film/{{Hook}}'': This combat banter between Hook and Peter while they are fighting MakesSenseInContext but seems rather ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything interesting]]'' out of context:
--->'''Peter:''' You know, I remember you being a lot bigger.
--->'''Hook:''' You were a ten year old, I was huge.
* In the original B&W ''Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers'', hero and heroine are fleeing the alien pod people, and stumbling around from exhaustion (because the aliens get you while you sleep). At one point they're lying side by side, hiding in a ditch from their pursuers, and the woman blearily -- and hilariously -- stammers out "We'll never make it without sleep...", her lips and body suspiciously close to the man's.
* ''Film/JackTheGiantKiller'': Seize the bone!
* Right as Chrissie is being eaten by the shark in the first scene in ''Film/{{Jaws}}'', the guy she took with her to the deserted beach is almost passed out drunk on the sand, breathing heavily and whispering, "[[CallingYourOrgasms I'm coming...I'm coming...]]" Of course, given that he's wasted and he's chasing a girl, it may be deliberate.
* {{Invoked|Trope}} by Harry in ''Film/KissKissBangBang'' after [[ItMakesSenseInContext accidentally grabbing Harmony's boob trying to get a spider]], only for Harmony to shrug it off to Harry's distaste:
-->'''Harry''': Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! ''[-That came out wrong.-]''
* In ''Film/ManOfSteel'' when Dr Hamilton tries to get the Phantom Drive to work, Lois points out the S-key and yells "it's supposed to go in all the way!" Cue the audiences yelling [[DoubleEntendre "That's what she said!"]].
* In ''Film/MarsAttacks'' Martian "paper" looks suspiciously like condom wrappers.
* ''MerlinsShopOfMysticalWonders'': The way Grandpa Borgnine phrases that [the female psychic] is "sensitive in that area" is rather disturbing.
* In ''Film/MrMagoriumsWonderEmporium'' Eric takes Henry into his room to show him his hat collection. Everything was innocent, of course, but you have to wonder why Eric's mother didn't act a bit more alarmed when she found her son with a grown man in his room.
* In ''Film/TheMuppets'' The song "Me Party" could be taken to be about ADateWithRosiePalms.
-->I look around\\
And once again I’m on my own\\
My man ain't here\\
He’s gone and done me wrong\\
No one’s gonna stop this girl from having fun\\
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
* ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'': Piggy: "Hello, Loooooong John." Kermit: "What? Him too?"
** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Maybe not so accidental.]] Apparently Miss Piggy dated him (in addition to Flint) after Kermit abandoned her. Try not to think about the details.
* The great threat in ''[[Film/TheNeverEndingStory The Never-Ending Story III: Escape From Fantasia]]'' is "the Nasty", leading to perhaps one of the most unintentionally funny lines ever;
--> '''Childlike Empress''': We must not give into the Nasty!
* ''Film/TheNutcracker3D'': Close your eyes and the Rat King’s torture of NC sounds like the most wrong thing ever. “Open your mouth…like a good little prince!” Ditto for Frau Eva saying to Mary: “Get changed, something nice…I’ll help you.”
* ''On Golden Pond:'' Upon seeing how happy Billy makes Norman, Ethel exclaims, "I should have rented him a 13-year-old boy years ago!"
* The Creator/SylvesterStallone film ''Theatre/{{Oscar}}'' gets two good in-film moments from linguist Dr. Poole (Tim Curry), both involving linguistic terms -- the first [[SelfDemonstratingArticle comes]] when he comments on Lisa's (Marisa Tomei's) "nicely rounded [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphthong diphthongs]]", only to have have Snaps (Stallone's character) reply that they're "what got her in this jam [Lisa's fake pregnancy]." He later comments on another (male) character's "dangling [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle participle]]", and the character responds by turning around and checking his fly. Then again, this is Creator/{{Tim|Curry}} [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Curry]] (and might explain why he liked the role so much)...
* ''Film/PeterPan'': "Both hands." Probably doubles as {{Squick}} for many.
** "You'll never make a man out of me!"
* At the risk of ravaging people's childhood memories, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-ff7f4ke4 this song]] from ''Film/PetesDragon'' is now incredibly creepy.
** "We don't match in size but we fit so neatly"
* "He's Large" from ''Film/{{Popeye}}''.
* ''Film/{{RED}}'' has the tagline, "There's no substitute for experience." They were referring to fighting, but it did costar Helen Mirren...
* ''Film/{{Rocky}}'''s special training routine in the first film consists of him "[[ADateWithRosiePalms beating his meat]]."
* ''Film/SherlockHolmes'': "Gently, gently Watson. Be gentle with me!" No way is this one accidental. Not with Downey playing Holmes.
* ''Film/SonOfGod'': "I am coming soon."
* [[BestialityIsDepraved The Lonely Goatherd]] from ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''. Especially the line "[[HaveAGayOldTime lusty]] and clear from the goatherd's throat heard".
* ''Film/{{Starcrash}}'': "It's so nice to be turned on again."
* There are multiple "Top 10 best innuendo lines in ''Franchise/StarWars''" lists all over the internet. None are intentional innuendo.
** Some samples: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
** "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
** "They came from behind!"
** "Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
** "(pant) I can't... (pant) it's too big..."
** "In time you will learn to call me 'master'."
** "Look at the ''size'' of that thing!"
** "Judge me by my size, do you?"
*** For Episode II, they even made a poster with Yoda on it that says "Size matters not", although that might have even been an intentional innuendo.
** "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
** "I have felt him."
*** Strange that I have not."
** "Back door, huh? Good idea."
** "Hurry up, Golden Rod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!"
** "Myself, the boy, two droids, and NoQuestionsAsked."
** "It's possible he came in through the south entrance." [[DoubleEntendre You could do this all day.]]
** "Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
** "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash."
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power... on your home planet of Alderaan.]]"
** [[Film/AttackOfTheClones My goodness, you've grown!]]
*** "So have you", says Anakin, his eyes fixed squarely on Padme's chest.
* A misplaced pause in the second ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie has Splinter responding to the question "What were you doing up on the roof?" with "Coming. ...to a decision."
* The resulting dialogue when ''Film/{{Tron}}'', Flynn and Ram find a [[CoolClearWater pure source]].
--> '''Flynn:''' What's that?
--> '''Ram:''' ''That'' is just what I need right now...
** Ram seems to be more prone to these.
--> '''Ram:''' My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much better.
* In ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]'', Edward is a real bastard:
-->'''Bella:''' ''(exasperated)'' I'm coming!
-->'''Edward:''' I don't want you to come!
* [[http://www.dribbleglass.com/articles/wonka-scandal.htm This article]] has a few from ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''.
* The 2010 ''WesternAnimation/YogiBear'' movie got unexpected press at gay entertainment website AfterElton.com just for the unintentionally hilarious tagline "Great things come in bears." Bears meaning [[ManlyGay something]] [[TheBear different]] in the gay community... [[http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yogi_booboo.jpg This poster]] really did not help.
* Viewed a certain way, ''Film/YoungMansFancy'' can be an effective premise for a porn film, when considering the dialogue.
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