History Funny / TheSpoonyExperiment

---> And hey, I dare you to find one other game where you can play a transsexual [[StarWars ewok]] jester. * Yub Yub music starts playing*

** Playing the soft, relaxing music over a StarWars clip of Obi-Wan fighting Darth Maul.

** Seifer entering to the [[StarWars Imperial March]] with the comment: "Yeah, I think Seifer ''might'' be evil."

** Noah complaining about having to listen to Gwen's graduation speech ''again''. "She's won't shut up and she's fucking dead!"

-->'''Spoony:''' Now, me on the other hand? I fight like a dirty bastard.

** It's clear that Spoony [[strike:has at least ''heard'' of]] is a fan of {{Website/Botchamania}}, because, in addition to the Warrior bits, his Hulk Hogan impersonation includes the "the apple pie" {{Mondegreen}} and the "NUMBAHHH ONE! ''(belt whip)''", both of which are Botchamania staples.

--->"A test of bravery? Seriously dude, fuck you. How about this for a test of bravery: how about I summon the fucking devil to peel your face off and fuck you in the eye sockets because I kicked his ass, and he's my bitch now?!"

** Becomes HilariousInHindsight as ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'' confirms that holodecks do need to be regularly cleaned up because people do you use them constantly for that.

** Exposing the FridgeLogic of the game's magic use mechanic by matter-of-factly explaining how one could go into a store, buy a tent and then refine it into healing spells....or convert The Devil into 100 black holes that the player can then proceed to just carry around.

*** "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL WARNER!"

** Spoony's prediction for his & Miles's opinions on the ''Film/GreenLantern'' movie - Spoony (Who isn't really a fan of the ''Comicbook/GreenLantern'' comics) will be critical of the movie, whilst Miles (A fan of the ''Green Lantern'' comics) will be sat on the couch shouting "That was awesome!"

** As he's explaining the rules (and how boring they are) Spoony immediately invents a new, better game: [[CrazyAwesome Wizards playing golf!]]

* His sarcastic 'surprise' that someone named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Lord Blackthorne]] is evil, accompanied by a picture of Lord Blackwood from the 2009 ''SherlockHolmes'' film.

** In the middle of describing the numerous {{Shocking Swerve}}s of VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2's ending, he realizes, "You think I'm making this up, don't you?"

** The funny part is that the later portions of the review after the ShockingSwerve have him doing the opposite, calling out the heroes for actually ''following through on their plan'', and acting as if they have free will and agency, even though they are doing exactly what the villain has explicitly told them he needs them to do in order to complete his EvilPlan. It's equally funny.

** Spoony says that if he hit (Rikku's) JailBait ass, he'd have a rap sheet, leading to:
--->'''Spoony:''' Rikku has a list. And it's creepy. And if I hit that JailBait ass, I'd have a list too. It's called a rap sheet.\\

** Noticing that one of the playable pieces is of a wrestler called The Barbarian. Cue the [[Film/TheBarbarians weird moose bellows from the Barbarians film.]]

** Spoony pointing out how ''we'' see [[TricksterArchetype Loki]] is not how the Gods see Loki:

''' Employee:''' A powersuit? Ok, we can do that, [[IronMan Tony Stark]] is--\\

'''Snow/Spoony (tries to punch Barthandelus/Reynolds):''' I will punch you in the ''fucking soul'', you ''fucking'' asshat!

** His utter hatred for Chie is quite something to hear.

--> '''Spoony:''' Tricky. Oh and you can relax, unlike Miss Piggy over there I don't use really loud noises to scare you and slap you upside the fucking soul, '''those''' aren't fair. I use legit psychological trauma. I have to scare everybody to get the keys out of here, huh? Okay, sorry abou this. '''Roll the [[Film/{{Dune}} Harkonnen thong]] [[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee footage]]!''' *{{beat}}* Nah I'm just kidding, I wouldn't do that.

-->'''Spoony''': [[Franchise/{{Dune}} There is no fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear, I will let it wash through me and I will "drink this shit!"]]

** Spoony full out sings "[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Whole New World]]" when Seymour tries to impress Yuna. And it's just... amazing.

*** The end bit where Dr. Insano walks in on Spoony [[ItMakesSenseInContext singing]] [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} "A Whole New World"]] and then slowly backs away silently.

* His re-enactment of [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf vs. the Balrog]], where he pulls out a machine gun and a [[strike:phaser]] phazor, and when that doesn't work, [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome he busts out an]] [[{{BFG}} M79 grenade launcher.]]

*** [[EarWorm "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"]]