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'''Bakshi:''' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Can't it be both]]?

** "I know you can [[ChewingTheScenery chew the scenery]], but what do you do when [[RussianReversal the scenery chews you]]?"

* When Jack inexplicably fulfills his destiny to be a hero and stop Holli from unleashing Cool World on the real world, Ralph Bakshi provides audio commentary for this scene:

* Critic about to shot by Devil Boner, in the most deadpan tone possible: "My one regret is not talking like a pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day. I should've given that a chance."

* The Critic begins by talking about how strange stuff from childhood seemed normal. For example, [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]] were average, [[Film/MaryPoppins tea parties on the ceiling]] were mundane, and "[[BreadEggsMilkSquick being forced to dance in a banana suit dripping goat's blood]] [[ButForMeItWasTuesday was just Tuesday]]".

[[caption-width-right:350:''Coming summer 1977: a spin-off of Series/CharliesAngels entitled "Guy Flying Over Fireball Looking Like a Twat"!'']]

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* The Balzac commercial. Full of {{Mondegreen}} fun. Followed by the Ball Busters commercial. The Critic has to do his damnedest to not make a perverted joke.

* Stuckman going [[LargeHam full tilt on the ham]] as General Hux during the sketch portions. Even moreso than the actor that plays him in the movie.

-->'''Chris:''' I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a little awkward given this is [[TooSoon Carrie Fisher's last film]].

--> '''Stuckman''': Haven't you dragged enough?!

--> '''Stuckman''': What is up with that playboy mansion robe?!

--> '''Stuckman''': See you there.

* The Critic questions why a dungeon that Garfield was locked in has an easily-accessible escape route. This leads to a sketch where Malcolm Joker traps Tamara Batgirl in a room about to be filled with laughing gas... only the Joker ''[[WhatAnIdiot left the door open]]''. When Batgirl leaves, the Joker is sitting on a chair and eating a granola bar. He turns around to face her, stares for a few seconds and turns away from her, continuing to eat as Batgirl walks off confused.

-->'''Tamara:''' ...[[AskAStupidQuestion Did you enjoy]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot Monkeybone]]''?\\

-->'''Tony''': (disinterested) [[LongList Yeah, just like]] [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Snow White]], and WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}, and [[WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp Trusty]], and [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Aurora]], and [[Film/DarbyOGillAndTheLittlePeople Darby O'Gill]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967 Baloo]], and WesternAnimation/RobinHood, and [[WesternAnimation/TheFoxAndTheHound Chief]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheBlackCauldron Gurgi]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective Basil]], and [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the Beast]], and [[WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar Iago]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Esmeralda]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Megara]], and [[Film/{{Enchanted}} Giselle]], and WesternAnimation/WallE, and [[WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} Flynn]], and [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Iron Man]], and [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Ralph]], and [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Anna]], and [[WesternAnimation/BigHero6 Baymax]].

* With the Mickey Mouse Talking Phone, the Critic imagines what it'd be like with other Disney options, including WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Judge Frollo]], the entire cast of ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'', and the crows from ''WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}}''. Bonus points for the father in the ImagineSpot being portrayed by Malcolm, especially when it comes to the latter two, and the outcome of him smashing the Talking Phone violently after calling the crows. In the commercial itself, the Critic remarks that the characters don't actually sound like themselves at all: WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse sounds like "a drunken old lady shouting obscenities", [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Snow White]] sounds like just another woman (which should be enough to fool the kids at their young age), and WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck sounds like one of the Martians in ''Film/MarsAttacks''.

* He points out that the school sign [[YouMakeMeSic misspelled "excellence" as "excelence"]].

* After Fred says "I [[{{Catchphrase Yabba-dabba-do]]." at the wedding.

* Noting that the Univershell logo from the first film is reused, but that the ''real'' company name's website is listed underneath the Univershell logo.
--> '''Critic''': You're ruining the illusion, ''Viva Rock Vegas''!

-->'''Fred:''' Ooh, there's a lot of Busch/bush gonna be sold.

* During the part where the portal is pulling everything into it, the "Suck! Suck! SUCK!" from ''[[Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' is inserted into the scene.

-->'''Critic:''' Okay, I know it's a comic book adaptation, there have to be some changes, but... What is with [[ExecutiveMeddling Fox's obsession]] of [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodCharacter turning Marvel characters]] into Music/{{Slipknot}} [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine crash test dummies]]? Is this the one design they think exists? It's getting a little old! Hell, it was never that interesting to begin with! This movie really is the master of throwing [[ClicheStorm boring, uninteresting things]] at you in a movie that's called [[NeverTrustATitle Fantastic]]! Christ, [[TemptingFate what do you think their design for the climax is]], that friggin' [[PillarOfLight portal in the sky cliche]]? ''([[AnswerCut Said cliche actually happens]])''

-->'''Critic''': So our hero-''(starts laughing)'' Sorry, it's only two syllables and I still couldn't say it. Our "[[DesignatedHero these guys]]" try to stop him from sucking the world into his dimensional bullshit.

* Patrick's stepdad, Victor, [[ItMakesSenseInContext is turned into a duck by Gargamel]]. Before Patrick can be eaten by a giant Azriel, [[BigDamnHeroes Victor literally flies in to save the day]].

* The markings on Duck Victor's beak look like a Hitler mustache, leading Critic to complain that he's now thinking about Duck Hitler. This leads to the clip of Donald Duck doing a rapid-fire nazi salute from Der Führer's Face. Later, Duck Victor makes a holocaust joke ("It starts with the ducks, and soon no one is safe!"). The Critic is off-put at "Duck Hitler" making that joke.

* {{Bookend|s}}ing the video, Critic excitedly announces the next review is ''Film/TheGreenMile'', but is confused that it stars Ryan Reynolds as a superhero, only for Malcolm to tell him the next review is ''Film/GreenLantern''.

'''Fox''': I think you mean, ''[[DarkerAndEdgier lights off]].''

-->'''Critic:''' Yep, this is the first action sequence in the movie. One hour in and he's fighting mutant WesternAnimation/{{Pound Puppies|1980s}}. Isn't this always what you wanted? When you saw the Incredible Hulk on [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 TV]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk cartoons]] and in [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk the comics]], weren't you always wishing for the big screen adaptation where he fought the zombie cast of ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp''? [...] So the Hulk defeats the mutant poodle... [[ARareSentence something that I didn't think I'd say while watching this...]]

-->'''Crtic:''' [[Recycled Premise Clearly you have not been watching this movie.]]

-->'''Crtic:''' [[RecycledScript Clearly you have not been watching this movie.]]

-->'''Critic''': Oh, waitwaitwaitwait. Out of the "magnitude" of variety we've had in this film so far, let me take a guess, a ''wild'' goddamn guess of what's coming ''(Cue to "Dark Room Talking" with Reed and Ben)'' OH MY GOD! Why is this "Fantastic"?! Your goddamn movie is called "Fantastic Four" and you can't even get one fantastic thing in it! Why is talking in a goddamn dark room fantastic?! Did you have an upbringing like the boy from ''Literature/{{Room}}''?! Is this literally all you know?! Was the outside only explained to you in pictures and stories? If so, could you tell one of those stories, 'cause it's GODDAMN MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS HORSESHIT!!! (cut to a scene set outside) AHH! A outside scene! ''Take it awaaay!'' (cut to yet another dark room talking scene) ''Ah-hahahaha! [[SarcasamMode That’s better!]]''

-->'''Critic''': Oh, waitwaitwaitwait. Out of the "magnitude" of variety we've had in this film so far, let me take a guess, a ''wild'' goddamn guess of what's coming ''(Cue to "Dark Room Talking" with Reed and Ben)'' OH MY GOD! Why is this "Fantastic"?! Your goddamn movie is called "Fantastic Four" and you can't even get one fantastic thing in it! Why is talking in a goddamn dark room fantastic?! Did you have an upbringing like the boy from ''Literature/{{Room}}''?! Is this literally all you know?! Was the outside only explained to you in pictures and stories? If so, could you tell one of those stories, 'cause it's GODDAMN MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS HORSESHIT!!!

* The Critic questions why a dungeon that Garfield was locked in has an easily-accessible escape route. This leads to a sketch where Malcolm Joker traps Tamara Batgirl in a room about to be filled with laughing gas... only Joker ''[[WhatAnIdiot left the door open]]'', allowing Batgirl to leave. He even sees her walking out the room, but just does nothing about it.

-->'''Critic:''' That's right, legality be damned! Cats can now own property and titleship! [[TakeThat Come on, as if anyone would be stupid enough to give uncontrollable power to a]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump dumb orange narcissist with no experience whatsoever.]] [[TakeThat Well, even if they did, I imagined his inauguration would be about this big.]] ''[shows the small crowd of farm animals]''

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* Critic's... terrified reaction to Hannah's [[NonStandardCharacterDesign eyes]] in comparison to the other children's BlackBeadEyes. Critic literally falls out of his chair when he hears that [[CampGay Mr. Pettibones]] is the LITERAL Skeleton [[TransparentCloset In The Closet]].

* Critic's... terrified reaction to the kids' dot eyes compared to Hannah's.
* Critic literally falls out of his chair when he hears that Mr. Pettibones is the LITERAL [[SkeletonsInTheCloset Skeleton]] [[TransparentCloset In The Closet]].