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* During the Amorphian Instructor's tape, he looks as though he's about to stab himself in the throat/jaw with a screwdriver:
-->'''Snob:''' Don't do it, [[Creator/HarveyKorman Harvey]]! Don't do it! It'll be over soon!
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* When Kim tries to make amends with Eileen by giving her a cup of cocoa, Snob notices the mug is empty and refers to it as being a cameo from [[Film/SavingChristmas Kirk Cameron's empty cup of cocoa]].

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* When Kim tries to make amends with Eileen by giving her a cup of cocoa, Snob notices the mug is empty and refers to it as being a cameo from [[Film/SavingChristmas Kirk Cameron's empty cup of cocoa]].Cameron's]].
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* The thumbnail art, which shows a smiling Brad in a picture frame next to the ugly Han Solo from the animated segment of the special.


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* Upon seeing Chef Gormaanda:
-->'''Snob:''' Wow, Fat Grandma jumped the shark when she thought blackface was a good idea.
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* Brad referring to all the characters by gag nicknames during the IntroductoryOpeningCredits:
-->"The special contains plenty of ''Star Wars'' actors, plus special guest stars, including; Creator/TabHunter[[note]]Luke Skywalker[[/note]], Jack Daniels[[note]]Han Solo[[/note]], [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Dot Matrix]][[note]]C-3P0[[/note]], a mailbox[[note]]R2-D2[[/note]], The Geek[[note]]Chewbacca[[/note]], Creator/RueMcClanahan [[note]]Ackmena/Creator/BeaArthur[[/note]], Rachel Marron[[note]]Mermeia Holographic[[/note]], Jefferson Monorail[[note]]Music/JeffersonStarship[[/note]], Creator/MelBrooks[[note]]Amorphian Instructor[[/note]], Franchise/{{Madea}}[[note]]Chef Gormaanda[[/note]], and marijuana[[note]]Princess Leia with a rather stoned look on her face[[/note]]."
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* "Anyway, back to ''hating'' this movie, I just... I just don't know if I ''can''... I mean, sure, ''Staying Alive'', but... ''Satan's Alley''! [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What is the deal with this movie?!]]"

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* "Anyway, back to ''hating'' this movie, I just... I just don't know if I ''can''... I mean, sure, ''Staying Alive'', but... ''Satan's Alley''! [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What is the deal with this movie?!]]"movie?!"
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-->'''Snob:''' In fact, the rest start disappearing too, as if [[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly]] ''really'' fucked shit up!

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-->'''Snob:''' In fact, the rest start disappearing too, as if [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Marty McFly]] ''really'' fucked shit up!
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* The Snob shows that seaching for the film at Wikipedia brings up that the film has [[NoBudget "Budget: Unknown (low)"]] (at least at the time of the review's release, it has since been deleted).

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* The Snob shows that seaching searching for the film at Wikipedia brings up that the film has [[NoBudget "Budget: Unknown (low)"]] (at least at the time of the review's release, it has since been deleted).



'''Little Girl:''' ''[stammering and with great difficulty]'' I'm... austistic.\\

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'''Little Girl:''' ''[stammering and with great difficulty]'' I'm... austistic.autistic.\\



* Snob calls upon the "magic clip machine" after [[ContinuityNod coming across]] ''Tequila and Bonetti'' while channel surfing and is shown a spot for this film. Thinking it's light-hearted family fare about Chuck Norris and a dog fighting crime he decides to review it... and is greeted with investigators discussing a racist attack on a rabbi, followed by a building exploding in the first minutes of the film. Which was released ''' ''[[FunnyAneurysmMoment nine days]]'' ''' after the Oklahoma City bombing.

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* Snob calls upon the "magic clip machine" after [[ContinuityNod coming across]] ''Tequila and Bonetti'' while channel surfing and is shown a spot for this film. Thinking it's light-hearted family fare about Chuck Norris and a dog fighting crime he decides to review it... and is greeted with investigators discussing a racist attack on a rabbi, followed by a building exploding in the first minutes of the film. Which was released ''' ''[[FunnyAneurysmMoment ''[[HarsherInHindsight nine days]]'' ''' after the Oklahoma City bombing.



-->'''Snob''': [[RealLifeWritesThePlot I had to watch this at the last minute because]] [[ScrewedByTheLawyers YouTube is holding the [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge]] [[ScrewedByTheLawyers episode hostage]]!]] [[SarcasmMode Fun stuff!]] [[DevelopmentHell I'm sure you'll see it]] ''[[DevelopmentHell someday]]''!

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-->'''Snob''': [[RealLifeWritesThePlot I had to watch this at the last minute because]] [[ScrewedByTheLawyers YouTube is holding the the]] [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge]] [[ScrewedByTheLawyers episode hostage]]!]] [[SarcasmMode Fun stuff!]] [[DevelopmentHell I'm sure you'll see it]] ''[[DevelopmentHell someday]]''!
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* When discovering that the director is named "Vincent Dawn", Snob is [[NamesTheSame understandably]] [[Film/TheCinemaSnobMovie pissed]].

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* When discovering that the director is named "Vincent Dawn", Snob is [[NamesTheSame understandably]] understandably [[Film/TheCinemaSnobMovie pissed]].
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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | '''2015''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2017Episodes 2017]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2021episodes 2021]] |

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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | '''2015''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2017Episodes 2017]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2021episodes 2021]] |
| [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2022Episodes 2022]]
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* "''Zombie'' and ''Zombi 2'' are the same movie, but not ''Zombie'' and ''[[Film/DawnOfTheDead1978 Zombie]]'', and somehow ''Film/{{Twins}}'' is 'Zombi 42' just to fuck with me!"

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* "''Zombie'' and ''Zombi 2'' are the same movie, but not ''Zombie'' and ''[[Film/DawnOfTheDead1978 Zombie]]'', and somehow ''Film/{{Twins}}'' ''Film/Twins1988'' is 'Zombi 42' just to fuck with me!"
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'''Snob:''' I never thought I'd see them sequel baiting Jesus.

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'''Snob:''' I never thought I'd ever see them sequel baiting Jesus.

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** One of the Roman guards' before he hits Jesus in the face with a stick.

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** One of the Roman guards' guards before he hits Jesus in the face with a stick.



** The two flashbacks to Jesus giving advice:
--->"If a movie comes along that calls itself ''God's Not Dead''... Just remember, the makers of that film are assholes."\\
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"And if you see a man named Creator/KirkCameron... don't let him [[Film/SavingChristmas save Christmas]]."



* The running gag that Jesus invented many modern day conveniences, including the chair, washing your hands before meals, and cookie jars.

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** Snob as Mario, [[LargeHam in general]].
** The conclusion, which invokes ILoveTheDead.
--->'''Luigi:''' Huh, that's never happened before. What do we do, if they die before we crucify them?\\
'''Mario:''' That's easy, Luigi. We have sex with it.\\
'''Luigi:''' Oh.
* The running gag RunningGag that Jesus invented many modern day conveniences, including the chair, washing your hands before meals, and cookie jars.



* "He is now, [[Film/TheLastAirbender The Last Christbender]]."
-->'''Snob:''' I never thought I'd see them sequel baiting Jesus.

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* "He is now, [[Film/TheLastAirbender The Last Christbender]]."God, the last half hour of this movie has more walking than ''Gerry'', though I would like to whip Gus Van Sant after that film."
-->'''Snob:''' * ''They have to [[{{Squick}} dislocate Jesus' shoulder]] to get his arm to the other end of the cross. Luckily, he's in the hands of Creator/MelGibson, who can teach him to pop that shoulder back in, in no time."
* Their reactions to the ending:
-->'''Critic:''' He is now, [[Film/TheLastAirbender The Last Christbender]].\\
'''Snob:'''
I never thought I'd see them sequel baiting Jesus.

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The Passion of the Christ


* The running gag where the movie's dialogue receives a GagSub.

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* The running gag RunningGag where the movie's dialogue receives a GagSub.GagSub.
** Satan's introduction.
--->'''Satan's subtitle:''' I am... [[Franchise/HarryPotter Voldemort's]] brother.
** "Let us take a break from starting all the world's wars and torture this man."
** When Judas tries to return the silver coins to the Jewish priests.
--->"Sorry, no take-backsies."
** "We're here to railroad [[Creator/JimCaviezel Jim Caviezel's]] career."
** Pontius Pilate's deal to Jesus:
--->'''Pilate:''' I'll let you go if you promise not to make ''When the Game Stands Tall''.\\
'''Jesus:''' Never!
** One of the Roman guards' before he hits Jesus in the face with a stick.
--->"My son made this in art class, it may be a little small."
** Pilate, upon seeing Jesus all bloodied and bruised.
--->"I said tip this man, not whip this man!"
** Jesus, regarding the barbed wire crown on his head: "I don't think this is a real crown."


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* When Snob notices the mob hunting Jesus are carrying pitchforks and torches.
-->"The mob is actually on their way to hunt down [[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} Frankenstein's monster]], but instead they find Jesus."
* During the whipping of Jesus, Satan shows up holding a baby, which the Critic and Snob confusingly refer to as "ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}...?"
* "Now as punishment, Jesus must carry this 10 lbs movie prop."
* "He is now, [[Film/TheLastAirbender The Last Christbender]]."
-->'''Snob:''' I never thought I'd see them sequel baiting Jesus.
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Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

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* Right after Snob asks if there's any more weird family members, we're introduced to Uncle Bill dressed as Santa Claus. Or as Snob puts it: "Must-Stay-A-Thousand-Yards-Away-From-School-Playgrounds Uncle Bill"
** Then, we get more appearances of Uncle Bill looking quite murderous, when Kirk and Christian are talking about Santa. One of which has him making a fist and cracking his knuckles.
--->'''Snob:''' Santa's gonna fist a motherfucker!
* Early in the review, Snob wonders when Santa is going to show up and kill people, due to having seen a ton of horror films with that exact premise. Later, Kirk tells Christian a story about Saint Nicholas beating up two heretics, making Snob's mix-up not too far off.
* After beating up the heretics, Saint Nicholas flashes a SlasherSmile and the Snob is disturbed upon realizing that it looks like him.

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* During the opening credits, Kathy Najimy and Chad Michael Murray's names are put over a scene of Madea and her daughter talking.

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* When Kim tries to make amends with Eileen by giving her a cup of cocoa, Snob notices the mug is empty and refers to it as being a cameo from [[Film/SavingChristmas Kirk Cameron's empty cup of cocoa]].
* According to the Snob, one of Madea's weaknesses is: "she's a fucking tyrant."

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A Madea Christmas


* After so much annoyance with Madea (complete with saying she is worse to endure than the villains of the many Nazisploitation movies he's seen), she says a funny line - after Creator/LarryTheCableGuy attempts to tell a joke about two rabbis and a black, "Did you hear the one about the stray bullet that killed the redneck for telling the story about the two rabbis and the black dude?" - and the Snob is understandably shocked.

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* After so much annoyance with Madea (complete with saying she is worse to endure than the villains of the many Nazisploitation movies he's seen), she says a funny line - after Creator/LarryTheCableGuy attempts to tell a joke about two rabbis and a black, black dude, "Did you hear the one about the stray bullet that killed the redneck for telling the story about the two rabbis and the black dude?" - and the Snob is understandably shocked.


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* During the opening credits, Kathy Najimy and Chad Michael Murray's names are put over a scene of Madea and her daughter talking.
-->'''Snob:''' I, however, disagree with the credits. That (Madea's daughter) is not Kathy Najimy, but that (Madea) could be Chad Michael Murray. I heard he's gone into hiding after [[Film/LeftBehind2014 Left Behind]].
* This gem, when the movie suddenly cuts to a group of people arguing.
-->'''Snob:''' Here's a bunch of angry white people who have been told that they have to sit through a Madea movie.
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** The punchline here? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint It's the Italian movie poster for ''The New York Ripper''[[note]]"Lo Squartatore Di New York"[[/note]].]]

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** The punchline here? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's the Italian movie poster for ''The New York Ripper''[[note]]"Lo Ripper'']][[note]]"Lo Squartatore Di New York"[[/note]].]]

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* When the movie suddenly does a whacky scene transition Snob says it's a bit too late to be introducing them [[HypocriticalHumor before a whacky transition of his own]]
* Constant jabs at how impractical roller discos are



* "There's no cover charge required - just three years of dancing experience!"

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* "There's no cover charge required - just three years of dancing experience!"experience"
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* Snob saying that Olivia Newton-John turning down a role in ''Can't Stop The Music'' to appear in ''Xanadu'' [[TakeThat was a genuinely good choice]]
*"There's no cover charge required - just three years of dancing experience!"
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*His response to Jessie's [[TransparentCloset dance scene]] is to show himself putting his cutlery back into a drawer like A MAN!


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*"In the 1980s there only 2 options: either you Xanadu or Xanadon't... Well I most definitely Xanadon't!"
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** "Jesus is about to say his [[FamousLastWords final words]]!"

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** "Jesus is about to say his [[FamousLastWords final words]]!"words!"
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-->'''Snob:''' This scene only exists to show us that yes, Linda Blair [[ShesAllGrownUp is more of a 10; she's a perfect 22]]! [[JailBait She's also 16, Snob!]] ''[slaps himself]''

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-->'''Snob:''' This scene only exists to show us that yes, Linda Blair [[ShesAllGrownUp is more of a 10; she's a perfect 22]]! [[JailBait [[JailbaitTaboo She's also 16, Snob!]] ''[slaps himself]''
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* His response to a smart ass line by Tony:

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* [[LamePunReaction His response to a smart ass line by Tony:Tony]]:



-->'''Snob:''' You! '''OUT!'''

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-->'''Snob:''' You! '''OUT!''''''[[GetOut OUT]]!'''
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* After riffing on a majority of the film's music, the Snob ultimately comes across a song he ''does'' like: [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar the impromptu "Go {twang} Yourself"]].

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* After riffing on a majority of the film's music, the Snob ultimately comes across a song he ''does'' like: [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar the impromptu "Go {twang} Yourself"]].Yourself".
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[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob All]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2007To2009Episodes 2007-09]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes 2010]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes 2011]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2012Episodes 2012]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2013Episodes 2013]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2014Episodes 2014]] | '''2015''' | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2016Episodes 2016]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2017Episodes 2017]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2020Episodes 2020]] |[[Funny/TheCinemaSnob2021episodes 2021]] |

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* Kirk says no one loves a Christmas party more than his sister...while the camera freezes on her with a look of mild annoyance on her face.
-->'''Snob:''' Yeah, you can tell by her face that says "Will everyone please use a '''god damn coaster?"'''
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* While covering Rita Pavone's career, Snob is ''seriously'' taken aback when he stumbles on a film (''La Feldmarescialla'') where Little Rita appears to be playing a ''Nazi.'' Naturally, his first reaction is to wonder why he isn't reviewing ''that.''
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* "Ms. Velma was an Evangelist from Los Angeles, where apparently you can just put on ''any'' Christmas special you want, even if it's intent was to not only make the ''baby Jesus'' cry, but ''all babies everywhere''!"

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* "Ms. Velma was an Evangelist from Los Angeles, where apparently you can just put on ''any'' Christmas special you want, even if it's its intent was to not only make the ''baby Jesus'' cry, but ''all babies everywhere''!"

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