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* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
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* "Yes, London. Avi gets off the phone with Frankie:
-->'''Avi:''' Eight-six carats.\\
'''Rosebud:''' Where?\\
'''Avi:''' London.\\
'''Rosebud:''' London?\\
'''Avi:''' London.\\
'''Jeweller:''' London?\\
'''Avi:''' ''[Irritated]'' ''Yes, London.'' Youknow: know; fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad o'tea? Bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."weather. London!
-->'''Avi:''' Eight-six carats.\\
'''Rosebud:''' Where?\\
'''Avi:''' London.\\
'''Rosebud:''' London?\\
'''Avi:''' London.\\
'''Jeweller:''' London?\\
'''Avi:''' ''[Irritated]'' ''Yes, London.'' You
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--->'''Turkish:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You certainly told him, Tommy.]]
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-->'''Tony:''' So. You're obviously the big dick. And the men on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls.
-->'''Vinny:''' These are your last words so make them a prayer.
-->'''Tony:''' Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole pussy and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns...[they look in horror at their guns] and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle, point-five-oh written on the side of mine [They look at his with even more horror] should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... [he picks up his drink] ...Fuck off.
-->'''Vinny:''' These are your last words so make them a prayer.
-->'''Tony:''' Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole pussy and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns...[they look in horror at their guns] and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle, point-five-oh written on the side of mine [They look at his with even more horror] should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... [he picks up his drink] ...Fuck off.
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* All of Sol and Vinnie's misfortunes get even funnier when you learn they're all based on true stories.
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* All of Sol and Vinnie's misfortunes get even funnier when you learn they're all based on true stories.stories.
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* Cousin Avi arrives in the UK:
-->'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
-->'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKBSy6rgdY Cousin Avi arrives in goes to the UK:
-->'''Doug:'''UK:]]
--> '''Cousin Avi:''' You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? ''I'm coming to London!''\\
Cut to phone slamming. Cut to taxi door slamming. Cut to Avi downing vodka. Cut to Concorde flying. Cut to passport getting stamped. Cut to taxi light going out. Cut to Doug. (All of this takes just ''four seconds.'')\\
'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
-->'''Doug:'''
--> '''Cousin Avi:''' You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? ''I'm coming to London!''\\
Cut to phone slamming. Cut to taxi door slamming. Cut to Avi downing vodka. Cut to Concorde flying. Cut to passport getting stamped. Cut to taxi light going out. Cut to Doug. (All of this takes just ''four seconds.'')\\
'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
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* Cousin Avi leaves the UK:
-->'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''
-->'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qPHsvGMQI Cousin Avi leaves the UK:
-->'''CustomsUK:]]
-->Cut to taxi door slamming. Cut to Avi downing vodka. Cut to Concorde flying. Cut to passport getting stamped. (All of this takes just ''four seconds.'')\\
'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''\\
Cut to taxi light going out.
** Notably, both of the above happen ''[[RunningGag multiple times]].''
-->'''Customs
-->Cut to taxi door slamming. Cut to Avi downing vodka. Cut to Concorde flying. Cut to passport getting stamped. (All of this takes just ''four seconds.'')\\
'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''\\
Cut to taxi light going out.
** Notably, both of the above happen ''[[RunningGag multiple times]].''
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* Turkish's run in with Brick Top after Mickey botches the fight. He endears himself further by accidentally stepping on Brick Top's foot
-->'''Brick Top:''' Eh. ''[looks down and sighs in exasperation]'' I've just had them polished. ''[Beat]'' Go and put the kettle on.\\
'''Turkish:''' ''[Beat]'' You take sugar?\\
'''Brick Top:''' No thanks, Turkish....I'm sweet enough.
-->'''Brick Top:''' Eh. ''[looks down and sighs in exasperation]'' I've just had them polished. ''[Beat]'' Go and put the kettle on.\\
'''Turkish:''' ''[Beat]'' You take sugar?\\
'''Brick Top:''' No thanks, Turkish....I'm sweet enough.
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* Frankie's bizarre escapades whilst gambling, briefly summed up with the use of stills, to a quick version of "Viva Las Vegas"
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* -->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
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-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
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--->'' Turkish:''' So why didn't you bus' a cap in his ass? ''[motions GangstaStyle finger gun]''
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** And Turkish -- who has no idea what's going on in the subplot that Boris has just stormed out of, remember -- just watching all of this in bemusement.
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** Boris repeatedly mouthing off to Tony everytime he shoots him, with Tony muttering an exasperated "for fuck sakes" when he doesn't kill him.
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** Later, after losing a bet over the terms of Mickey's fight (he lets loose a rabbit, and if it is caught by his dogs, Mickey fights for free; if it escapes, Turkish and Tommy buy Mickey's mother a new caravan). Tommy complains about the situation.
--->'' Turkish:''' So why didn't you bus' a cap in his ass? ''[motions GangstaStyle finger gun]''
--->'' Turkish:''' So why didn't you bus' a cap in his ass? ''[motions GangstaStyle finger gun]''
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* It's probably in the delivery, but this just sticks in my head and makes me giggle a lot.
-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
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* It's probably in the delivery, but this just sticks in my head and makes me giggle a lot.
-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
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* Tony interrogating a guy by jamming his head to the car window. And then starting to roll...
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* Tony interrogating a guy by jamming his head to the car window. And then starting to roll...roll...
* All of Sol and Vinnie's misfortunes get even funnier when you learn they're all based on true stories.
* All of Sol and Vinnie's misfortunes get even funnier when you learn they're all based on true stories.
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* Tommy's namesake.
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* Tommy's namesake.Turkish's opening narration, specially when he discusses who Tommy is named after.
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* Tony's balls speech to his would-be assailants.
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* Tony's balls speech to his would-be assailants.assailants.
* Tony interrogating a guy by jamming his head to the car window. And then starting to roll...
* Tony interrogating a guy by jamming his head to the car window. And then starting to roll...
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** The best part is that the source of his leitmotif seems to physically follow him. When he goes to get his gun, ''it gets muffled through the walls.''
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** There's also the [[ClusterFBomb "Are you easily offended?"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno video]]. The [[ThisTropeIsBleep bleeped]] version is even funnier.
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** There's also the [[ClusterFBomb "Are you easily offended?"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno video]]. The [[ThisTropeIsBleep [[CensoredForComedy bleeped]] version is even funnier.
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan (trailer home) to Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away.
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan (trailer home) to Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away. (the scene where this happens is also funny)
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-->'''Tony''': Don't take the piss, Boris!
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* Tommy is waiting for Boris to discuss the faulty gun he sold. Boris (along with his kinda funny LeitMotif) appears all bloody, [[GroinAttack pushes Tommy while hitting him in the groin]], enters his house and leaves with a {{BFG}} while spouting nonsense.
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
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* Tommy is waiting for Boris to discuss the faulty gun he sold. Boris (along with his kinda funny LeitMotif) appears all bloody, [[GroinAttack pushes Tommy while hitting grabbing him in the groin]], enters his house and leaves with a {{BFG}} while spouting nonsense.
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.""
* Tony's balls speech to his would-be assailants.
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
* Tony's balls speech to his would-be assailants.
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* Various, but special mention to the scene with three parallel cars. Avi/Tony/Rosebud transporting Boris in the trunk (they have knives), Sol, Vinnie, and Tyrone dealing with replica guns, and Turkish and Tommy who [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking have milk.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ This scene]], particularly the take where the guy fires the replica gun, blowing up windows and deafening the people inside the car.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ This scene]], particularly the take where the guy fires the replica gun, blowing up windows and deafening the people inside the car.
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* Various, but special mention to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ the scene scene]] with three parallel cars. Avi/Tony/Rosebud transporting Boris in the trunk (they have knives), Sol, Vinnie, and Tyrone dealing with replica guns, and Turkish and Tommy who [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking have milk.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ This scene]], particularly]] It gets even better when the take where the guy fires the replica gun, blowing up windows and deafening the people inside the car.guns are tested.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ This scene]], particularly
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* Boris refusing to die. Particularly after the three-way standoff.
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* [[RasputinianDeath Boris refusing to die.die]]. Particularly after the three-way standoff.
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* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of ''out''..
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** There's also the [[ClusterFBomb "Are you easily offended?"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno video]]. The [[ThisTropeIsBleep bleeped]] version is even funnier.
* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of''out''..''out''..
* Tommy is waiting for Boris to discuss the faulty gun he sold. Boris (along with his kinda funny LeitMotif) appears all bloody, [[GroinAttack pushes Tommy while hitting him in the groin]], enters his house and leaves with a {{BFG}} while spouting nonsense.
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of
* Tommy is waiting for Boris to discuss the faulty gun he sold. Boris (along with his kinda funny LeitMotif) appears all bloody, [[GroinAttack pushes Tommy while hitting him in the groin]], enters his house and leaves with a {{BFG}} while spouting nonsense.
* "Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
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* Of all things, the DVD menu gets one. One of the subtitle choices is 'Pikey says what?' which only subs Brad Pitt. But even then, at one point it shows '[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ??????]]' for one of his rants.
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* Of all things, the DVD menu gets one. One of the subtitle choices is 'Pikey says what?' which only subs Brad Pitt. But even then, at one point it shows '[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ??????]]' for one of his rants.rants.
* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of ''out''..
* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of ''out''..
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ This scene]], particularly the take where the guy fires the replica gun, blowing up windows and deafening the people inside the car.
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* Various, but special mention to the scene with three parallel cars (Avi/Tony transporting Boris in the trunk, Turkish and Tommy, and Sol, Vinnie and Tyrone dealing with replica guns)
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* Various, but special mention to the scene with three parallel cars (Avi/Tony cars. Avi/Tony/Rosebud transporting Boris in the trunk, Turkish and Tommy, and trunk (they have knives), Sol, Vinnie Vinnie, and Tyrone dealing with replica guns)guns, and Turkish and Tommy who [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking have milk.]]
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'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''
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'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''''
* Of all things, the DVD menu gets one. One of the subtitle choices is 'Pikey says what?' which only subs Brad Pitt. But even then, at one point it shows '[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ??????]]' for one of his rants.
* Of all things, the DVD menu gets one. One of the subtitle choices is 'Pikey says what?' which only subs Brad Pitt. But even then, at one point it shows '[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ??????]]' for one of his rants.
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'''Cousin Avi:''' ''''"Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"''
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'''Cousin Avi:''' ''''"Sit ''Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"''fuck!''
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* "Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" "...because he dodges bullets, Avi."
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* "Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" "...because he dodges bullets, Avi.""
* Cousin Avi arrives in the UK:
-->'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
'''Cousin Avi:''' ''''"Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"''
* Cousin Avi leaves the UK:
-->'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''
* Cousin Avi arrives in the UK:
-->'''Doug:''' Avi!\\
'''Cousin Avi:''' ''''"Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"''
* Cousin Avi leaves the UK:
-->'''Customs official:''' Anything to declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan(trailer home) to Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away.
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan(trailer caravan (trailer home) to Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away.
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-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give us our money back, and you can keep the caravan.
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan(trailer home) to the two losers, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away.
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** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan(trailer home) to the two losers, Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away.
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* Avi, in general. Special mention goes to how he handles the three-way standoff:
-->'''Vinny''': Gimme the case!
-->'''Avi''': ...Fuck you. ''(clings to it)'' Shoot me.
** And then Boris enters, demanding the case:
-->'''Avi''': Y'know what? Fuck you too!
* "Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" "...because he dodges bullets, Avi."
-->'''Vinny''': Gimme the case!
-->'''Avi''': ...Fuck you. ''(clings to it)'' Shoot me.
** And then Boris enters, demanding the case:
-->'''Avi''': Y'know what? Fuck you too!
* "Why do they call him the Bullet Dodger?" "...because he dodges bullets, Avi."
