History Funny / Snatch

** Tommy's rant about how milk is bad for you is funny in it is funny in its own right, but it's Turkish's reaction to it that sells it.

* Sol, Vinnie and Tyrone wait for Frankie Four-Fingers to arrive at the bookies. They were told to wait for a man with four fingers carrying a man with a briefcase. They spot a man with a briefcase. Vinny asks how many fingers he has, to which Sol sarcastically says that he couldn't get the "bi-noc-ulars" out in time.

** More generally, the fact that he dies so quickly after being presented as a major character.

* Tyrone's absolutely awful excuses for backing into a massive van ([[spoiler:coincidentally containing their mark, Frankie Four-Fingers]]) while parallel parking:

** Notably, both of the above happen ''[[RunningGag multiple times]]''.

-->''Sol''': They look the shit don't they? So nobody is gonna argue. And I brought some extra loud blanks, just in case.

-->'''Vinnie''': They're both looking at me right now.

-->'''Turkish''' ''[completey deadpan]'': Oh, nothing Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

* Various, but special mention to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ the scene]] with three parallel cars. Avi/Tony/Rosebud transporting Boris in the trunk (they have knives), Sol, Vinnie, and Tyrone dealing with replica guns, and Turkish and Tommy who [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking have milk]]. It gets even better when the guns are tested.

* Frankie's bizarre escapades whilst gambling, briefly summed up with the use of stills, to a quick version of "Viva Las Vegas."

* [[Creator/BradPitt Mickey]]. [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Just]]... [[TheUnintelligible Mickey]].

* Of all things, the DVD menu gets one. One of the subtitle choices is 'Pikey says what?' which only subs Brad Pitt. But even then, at one point it shows '[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped ??????]]' for one of his rants.

* Tony interrogating a guy by jamming his head to the car window. And then starting to roll...

-->'''Bullet Tooth Tony''': ''[taps on the window with the gun]'' Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now out of the car.

* Tyrone's absolutely awful excuses for backing into a massive van while parallel parking:

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'''Turkish:''' ''(narrating)'' It's rumored that Brick Top's favourite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.\\

* Three men arguing over how to get rid of a body. "I create the bodies! I don't erase the bodies!" That little grace note of comic genius, though, is the fact that the entire scene is shot ''from the body's point of view''.

** Boris repeatedly mouthing off to Tony every time he shoots him, with Tony muttering an exasperated "for fuck sakes" when he doesn't kill him.

* The completely defeated delivery of Vinnie's line when they arrive to give Brick Top the diamond, only to get busted before they can hand it over. He's keeping it in his pants "in case they get robbed."

-->'''Vinnie''': ''(very sadly)'' Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend Desert Eagle Point-Five-Oh.

-->'''Bullet Tooth Tony''': ''(taps on the window with the gun)'' Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now out of the car.
* Turkish's excellent voice over when we reach the climax: "For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. And a pikey reaction...''is quite a fuckin' thing."''
* Gorgeous George's "I ''fookin' 'ate'' pikeys."

-->'''Turkish''' ''(completel deadpan)'': Oh, nothing Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

** The best part is that the source of his leitmotif seems to physically follow him. When he goes to get his gun, ''it gets muffled through the walls''.

* Frankie is on an international call to Avi whilst in a tailor's shop having a suit fitted. The camera cuts between Avi and Frankie every time one of them starts talking, but every time it cuts back to Frankie, he's somehow wearing a completely different suit.

'''Cousin Avi:''' ''Sit down and shut up, you big bald fuck!''

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'''Avi:''' ''[Irritated]'' ''Yes, London.'' You know; fish, chips, cup o'tea? Bad food, worse weather. London!

* Avi, in general. Special mention goes to how he handles the three-way standoff:

** And then Boris enters, demanding the case:
-->'''Avi''': Y'know what? Fuck you, too!

'''Avi:''' Yeah. ''don't go to England.''\\

* Various, but special mention to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyZqCl8kXQ the scene]] with three parallel cars. Avi/Tony/Rosebud transporting Boris in the trunk (they have knives), Sol, Vinnie, and Tyrone dealing with replica guns, and Turkish and Tommy who [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking have milk.]] It gets even better when the guns are tested.

'''Vinny:''' It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?\\

-->'''Brick Top:''' Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog are ya Gary?\\
'''Gary:''' No, no I'm not.\\

'''Turkish:''' ''(narrating)'' It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.\\
''(Brick Top eyes Liam, and strolls casually past him.)''\\

''(Behind him, Errol pulls a plastic bag over Liam's head, and drags him to the ground in a suffocated heap.)''\\

'''Doug''': Well it ain't a free shop, is it? So ''fuck off!''

* Frankie's bizarre escapades whilst gambling, briefly summed up with the use of stills, to a quick version of "Viva Las Vegas"
* Turkish's opening narration, specially when he discusses who Tommy is named after.

** Boris repeatedly mouthing off to Tony everytime he shoots him, with Tony muttering an exasperated "for fuck sakes" when he doesn't kill him.

** In context, Mickey ''sold'' the caravan (trailer home) to Tommy and Gorgeous, only for the wheels to fall off as they attempt to drive it away. (the scene where this happens is also funny)

* Turkish's run in with Brick Top after Mickey botches the fight. He endears himself further by accidentally stepping on Brick Top's foot

'''Brick Top:''' No thanks, Turkish....I'm sweet enough.

-->'''Avi''': ...Fuck you. ''(clings to it)'' Shoot me.

-->'''Avi''': Y'know what? Fuck you too!

'''Cousin Avi:''' ''Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!''

'''Avi:''' Yeah; ''don't go to England.''\\

** Notably, both of the above happen ''[[RunningGag multiple times]].''

* The entire bookie robbery, especially the part where Sol leaves his shotgun in reach of the attendant, and the failed attempt to get through the "security door," particularly because Tyrone shows them that it opens ''in'' instead of ''out''..

** The best part is that the source of his leitmotif seems to physically follow him. When he goes to get his gun, ''it gets muffled through the walls.''

-->'''Tony:''' So. You're obviously the big dick. And the men on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls.
-->'''Vinny:''' These are your last words so make them a prayer.
-->'''Tony:''' Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole pussy and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns...[they look in horror at their guns] and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle, point-five-oh written on the side of mine [They look at his with even more horror] should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... [he picks up his drink] ...Fuck off.