History Funny / Sidemen

[[JustForFun/ComeForTheXStayForTheY Come for videos of these British lads playing games, stay for their crazy challenges and]] WittyBanter.

[[JustForFun/ComeForTheXStayForTheY Come for videos of these young British lads playing games, stay for their crazy challenges and]] WittyBanter.

** JJ taking the tower base and trying to put it into his pants so the vibration can..er..[[ADateWithRosiePalms stimulate him]]. Even funnier is when Josh and Simon wrestle the base from him, with JJ pleading all the while. Josh eventually ends up throwing the base into his pants, so we get to see Josh doing the outro with JJ moaning in the background.

*** The claims that JJ has a towel and sheets that he uses [[ADateWithRosiePalms for cum]].

** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... [[WhatAnIdiot but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum"]].

** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, [[WhatAnIdiot but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later.]] Simon isn't happy.

** JJ [[WhatAnIdiot somehow forgot what he said in the first round]] immediately after he said those words. What listed below is JJ's actual word when he spoke for the first time.

** Simon's present to Ethan is an ''inflatable love doll''. Cue Simon fell from his chair after Ethan opened it.

** JJ's third shot has everyone drop down to the ground when he kicked the ball. For the fifth shot, everyone decided to do what he did to Ethan in Freezy's blindfolded penalty challenge, only for them to stopped when JJ kicked the ball.

** Simon saying [[CallBack "Time to smash it"]], and smashing the ball..directly into the net. He then falls to the ground, holding his foot.

** The next question: "Describe each Sidemen with one word." HilarityEnsues when it's Simon's turn, as everyone proceed to bully him, prompting him to do his own version of [=#StopVikkAbuse=], [[CaptainObvious unsurprisingly named [=#StopSimonAbuse=].]]

*** [[spoiler:[[{{NauseaFuel}} Accidentally drank his mother's spit.]]]]

** Round 4[[note]]Josh, JJ, Vik, Simon[[/note]]: "Ethan just stepped on a cornflake. He's a [[{{IncrediblyLamePun}} cereal-killer]]." --> "Ethan is a fat tamagotchi, you know it's true." --> "I think you're full of bullshit, you know it's true" --> "You're full of bullshit, you dirty scrub."

*** Vik tried to inspire himself to do the challenge with a copy of ''[[{{VisualPun}} Keep Up EP]]''. [[EpicFail He only got 3.]]

** On the "things that need batteries" cateogry, Simon tries to get away with "blow-up dolls", and changes it to the even more audacious [[ShapedLikeItself "batteries"]].

*** The claims that JJ has a towel and sheets that he uses [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} for cum]].

There was just too much banter in their gameplay videos for this page to contain them, so they have been moved over to [[Funny/SidemenGameplay their own page]].

** Early in the video, Ethan decides to give Josh a present inside a box. Inside the box, is a West Ham jersey with the name says "I Hate Millwall". Josh's reaction is priceless.

-->'''Ethan''': You know it's bad if you're going for yourself.

-->'''Simon''': Should have been an ad for chromosomes!

-->'''Harry''': I made my own bluescreen! But it didn't work because my top was green!

-->'''Simon''': You blatantly want dick.
-->'''Harry''': I think I might have been gay up until I was 16.

--->'''Ethan''' ''(in a high-pitched voice)'': [[MicDrop Drops mic]], leaves video, goodbye!

-->'''Simon''': Please do the rain dance!

-->'''Ethan''': You just taken my only asset, mate!

-->'''Josh''': ''(upon opening the box)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]] ''(cue the others laughing hard)''

-->'''Josh''': He give me a West Ham shirt! [[BigNo NOOOOOOO!!!]] It says "I Hate Millwall" as well!

** Made [[HilariousInHindsight funnier]] if one notes that Keemstar actually ''has'' mispronounced "Miniminter" (as "Miniminer").

'''Ethan''': ..to Zerk[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle AH]].\\

** Simon's present to Josh was a book which titled "The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil", taking fun of [[BadassBeard Josh's large beard]]. Moments later though, they say that the book was taking fun of [[SubvertedTrope Ethan's Santa beard]] he wore in that video.

'''Ethan''': Today, Mini-[[ItsPronouncedTroPAY mine]]-ter said..\\

*** Josh said he can't do keepy-ups prior to the challenge. [[ShockingSwerve Cue Josh getting]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome 31 keepy-ups.]]

** After a bathroom break early in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_WT55jaDU Cruise Ship Hide and Seek]], JJ spends the rest of his video eating in the ship's buffet, assuming that no one is going to think that someone is hiding there. Despite this, JJ's plan actually worked and he nearly ''won'' the challenge, finishing only behind Vik.

** After finding out that several places in Charlton Athletic's The Valley stadium allows him to have 4G mobile connection, JJ's hiding spots in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFsnPjFQJ8&t=828s the Football Stadium Hide and Seek]] can be summed up as him trying to find a place where it'll allow him to play ''VideoGame/DragonBallLegends''.

** Earlier in the video, Simon wished Blue Team not to have hot water. Later in the evening, Harry sent a video to the Red Team of him singing in the shower: