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| 2 | %%Please provide video links for any funny moments. |
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| 4 | |
| 5 | The following members of the group have their own pages for funny moments ''without'' the other Sidemen: |
| 6 | * Funny/{{KSI}} |
| 7 | * Funny/{{miniminter}} |
| 8 | * Funny/{{wroetoshaw}} |
| 9 | ---- |
| 10 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | !!Gameplay |
| 13 | There is just too much banter in their gameplay videos for this page to contain them, so they have been moved over to [[Funny/SidemenGameplay their own page]]. |
| 14 | |
| 15 | !!Non-Gameplay |
| 16 | [[folder:General Real Life Videos]] |
| 17 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1iIZksLAa4 "Sidemen Secret Santa",]] Simon's 2014 Christmas special video, featuring Josh, Vik, and Ethan: |
| 18 | ** Early in the video, Ethan decides to give Josh a present inside a box. Inside the box is a West Ham jersey with the name says "I Hate Millwall". Josh's reaction is priceless. |
| 19 | -->'''Josh:''' ''[upon opening the box]'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]] ''[cue the others laughing hard]'' |
| 20 | *** Several seconds later: |
| 21 | -->'''Josh:''' He give me a West Ham shirt! [[BigNo NOOOOOOO!!!]] It says "I Hate Millwall" as well! |
| 22 | ** Vik's present to Simon was [[EpicFail so badly wrapped, it ended up being bent]] when Simon opened it. |
| 23 | ** Josh's present to Vik, when he gave it, it was wrapped in a huge sack. Turns out, inside it, is an Indian/Native American chief's hat. Vik looked absolutely ridiculous when he wore it. |
| 24 | -->'''Simon:''' Please do the rain dance! |
| 25 | ** Vik's present to Ethan was a toy, which in the cover says "Electronic Don't Laugh!", taking fun of Ethan's status as TheHyena of the group. |
| 26 | -->'''Ethan:''' You just taken my only asset, mate! |
| 27 | ** Simon's present to Josh was a book which titled "The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil", taking fun of Josh's large beard. Moments later though, they say that the book was taking fun of [[SubvertedTrope Ethan's Santa beard]] he wore in that video. |
| 28 | ** Simon's present to Ethan is an ''inflatable love doll''. Simon fell from his chair after Ethan opened it. |
| 29 | ** The last present given, this time to Vik, was a black bicycle helmet, referencing his {{catchphrase}}, "Fuckin' Helmet Boy, mate!" He even says that after putting the helmet on! |
| 30 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT6RnIo4HY8 "Who is most likely to" with Josh, Ethan, and Simon:]] |
| 31 | ** First question: "Who is most likely to survive a {{zombie apocalypse}}?" Ethan picked Tobi while Josh picked himself and Simon also picked Josh. Simon then explained his answer as follows: |
| 32 | *** JJ would die first. Josh immediately assumed and said it would be because the BlackDudeDiesFirst in horror films, which caught Ethan and Simon off-guard and cause the three Sidemen to laugh hard. |
| 33 | *** Then Harry would [[SuperDrowningSkills drown in a shower]]. |
| 34 | *** Then Vik would [[TooDumbToLive accidentally kill himself with an axe trying to throw it like a tomahawk]]. |
| 35 | *** Then Ethan would get bored and [[DrivenToSuicide kill himself]]. Tobi, Josh, and Simon himself would be starving and notice that Ethan's already killed himself, which at that point the three in the video realised that the three surviving Sidemen [[ImAHumanitarian would turn to cannibalism]]. |
| 36 | --->'''Ethan:''' ''[in a high-pitched voice]'' [[MicDrop Drops mic]], leaves video, goodbye! |
| 37 | *** Finally, Josh would then kill Simon and Tobi to win. |
| 38 | ** [[https://youtu.be/kT6RnIo4HY8?t=162 "Who is most likely to kill another member of the Sidemen?"]] All three of them picked Ethan. |
| 39 | -->'''Ethan:''' You know it's bad if you're going for yourself. |
| 40 | ** A weird question: "[[https://youtu.be/kT6RnIo4HY8?t=303 Who is most likely to be in]] [[AThreesomeIsHot a threesome]] [[SubvertedTrope with]] [[BestialityIsDepraved a goat and a cow?]]" |
| 41 | ** Also, Ethan's "burnt smiley with a Beast cap" drawing to represent JJ. |
| 42 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcJV50D8Q0 Harry, JJ, Vik, Ethan and Simon sit down and watch some very old videos of Harry's:]] |
| 43 | ** The first video is a mock commercial for spray cleaner, complete with BadBadActing by Harry. |
| 44 | -->'''Simon:''' Should have been an ad for chromosomes! |
| 45 | ** A clip of Harry in front of two blue towels: |
| 46 | -->'''Harry:''' I made my own bluescreen! But it didn't work because my top was green! |
| 47 | ** Harry's very odd behavior in the old videos, such as bouncing on a yoga ball. |
| 48 | -->'''Simon:''' You blatantly want dick. |
| 49 | -->'''Harry:''' I think I might have been gay up until I was 16. |
| 50 | ** One of the videos is Harry acting out and lip-syncing to the Old Lady parody of Tik Tok. While wearing a rainbow clown wig. |
| 51 | -->'''Simon''': I literally want to express so many feelings. |
| 52 | -->'''JJ''': I just don't know what to... |
| 53 | -->'''Ethan''': I kind of feel gay. |
| 54 | ** The videos are ultimately so bad they "kill" JJ. |
| 55 | * Tobi's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QK7zcICDiE REACTING TO INTERNET STUFFS WITH ETHAN]]: |
| 56 | ** When they react to a video of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFv-Zsi1bp0 a little girl freaking out over a flu shot]], Ethan comments that the girl's been possessed. |
| 57 | ** They end up [[https://youtu.be/2QK7zcICDiE?t=6m48s watching a video]] of a man in his bathroom who brushes his teeth, puts on goggles, and '''''[[spoiler:[[BreadEggsMilkSquick shoots fireworks into his mouth and face]]]]'''''. The zoom-in cut to Ethan and Tobi's StunnedSilence reactions is priceless. |
| 58 | ** [[https://vine.co/v/izLbQxlhaTQ This fanmade Vine]]. Ethan even points out how you can see Harry's dick flailing about in his shorts, and several jokes are cracked about Ethan's rather orgasmic facial expression. |
| 59 | * Vik's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeKcozUjDhg SIDEMEN YOUTUBER IMPRESSIONS]] gave us [[https://youtu.be/CeKcozUjDhg?t=8m14s Ethan's hilarious dead-on impression of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/user/newdramaalert Keemstar]], even parodying his tendency of mispronouncing things. |
| 60 | -->'''Ethan''': [[BorrowedCatchphrase Let's get RIGHT into the news!]]\ |
| 61 | (''Simon starts laughing'')\ |
| 62 | '''Simon''': Do more! Do more! Go on.\ |
| 63 | '''Vik''': Who is it?\ |
| 64 | '''Ethan''': Today, Mini-mine-ter said..\ |
| 65 | (''Simon and Vik laugh'')\ |
| 66 | '''Ethan''': ..[[HoYay "Nice dick"]]..\ |
| 67 | (''Simon, Vik, and Josh laugh'')\ |
| 68 | '''Ethan''': ..to Zerk[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable AH]].\ |
| 69 | (''Ethan breaks down laughing among the others'')\ |
| 70 | '''Simon''': And? What else happened?\ |
| 71 | '''Ethan''': And...Zerkaa replied, "Huh?"\ |
| 72 | (''everyone laughs'') |
| 73 | ** Made even [[HilariousInHindsight funnier]] when one notes that Keemstar actually ''has'' mispronounced "Miniminter" (as "Miniminer"). |
| 74 | [[/folder]] |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[folder:Football]] |
| 77 | * From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1oGMX6lO10 JJ's crossbar challenge]]: |
| 78 | ** During the intro and JJ's first shot, a crudely drawn penis appers, first going into Ethan's open mouth, and then when JJ misses his first shot. |
| 79 | ** This: |
| 80 | -->'''Calfreezy''': Calfreezy. I suck-- |
| 81 | -->'''JJ (voiceover)''': BIG JUICY DICK. |
| 82 | ** When Calfreezy hits the crossbar on his second shot, only to have JJ come running into him. |
| 83 | ** "Callux...''[{{beat}}]''...'''''the Pussy Destroyer'''''." |
| 84 | ** Some footage of Ethan on his phone at one of the goalposts, overlaid with some heavy metal with the lyrics being, "I DON'T CARE! I DO WHAT I WANT!" |
| 85 | ** Harry dedicating his shot to his boys in Cameroon...and then horribly overshooting. "You've let them down!" |
| 86 | ** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do it for the unpaid workers!"]] |
| 87 | ** Josh overshooting so bad that JJ felt that it was necessary to play "I Believe I Can Fly" over footage of the airborne ball. |
| 88 | --> "Every Brazilian hates you now!" |
| 89 | ** After his amazing smash shot from the previous crossbar challenge, Simon comes and does a ''ground pass'' that bounces off the post. And then Simon tries to act like he's done it. |
| 90 | -->'''Simon''': That counts! |
| 91 | -->'''JJ (voiceover)''': No, it does not, Simon. |
| 92 | ** The subsequent montage of Simon trying and failing to hit the crossbar again. |
| 93 | * In Calfreezy's blindfolded PK challenge with the Sidemen, the guys decided to play a little joke on JJ in the name of banter. As he prepared to shoot, everyone joined Freezy in goal, and JME ran by and replaced the ball with a duffel bag. JJ goes up to hit the ball, and as his foot connects with the bag he launches into the air rather clumsily. |
| 94 | * Ethan's quickfire crossbar challenge: |
| 95 | ** KSI is pictured with the caption "I run like a fairy", which we then see as he runs up to the ball. The footage is then replayed over a song with the lyrics being, "I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay..." |
| 96 | ** What does Harry say before going up to the ball? "New mixtape coming soon!" |
| 97 | *** Followed by his caption: "I'm never dropping a mixtape." |
| 98 | ** When Josh goes up for his second kick, his ankle sorta fucks up, causing Josh to stumble. Of course, the footage is then replayed to -- what else? -- the "Stanky Leg" song. Josh then makes a kick that barely lifts the ball off the ground, and his third shot doesn't even get in the goal. |
| 99 | ** After JJ hits the crossbar, a couple of the guys form a [[HoYay "dude mountain"]] on top of him, with Simon awkwardly trying to get on top. |
| 100 | ** All of the strange captions Ethan adds to the people going up to kick: |
| 101 | *** '''Behzinga''': "Best FIFA Youtuber" |
| 102 | *** '''[=KSIOlajideBT=]''': "I run like a fairy" |
| 103 | *** '''Zerkaa'''': "I support Millwall"[[note]]Millwall FC is like a [[TheScrappy scrappy]] of football, to the point where the club's supporters use the football chant "No one likes us, we don't care".[[/note]] |
| 104 | *** '''Calsqueezy''': "I hate this name" |
| 105 | *** '''Vikkstar''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Still unpaid"]] |
| 106 | *** '''Miniminter''': "Still a red hair lesbian..." |
| 107 | *** '''Wroetoshaw''': "I'm never dropping a mixtape" |
| 108 | *** '''Lewis (Redman)''': "Vikk's brother" |
| 109 | *** '''[=FIFAMonstah=] ([=FIFAManny=])''': "I'm playing FIF...oh wait" |
| 110 | *** '''[=OnePiece=]''': [[Music/LilB "Thank you Based God"]] |
| 111 | *** '''Skepta''': "That's not him"[[note]]It's his younger brother, JME (Jamie Adenuga); not the real Skepta (Joseph Junior Adenuga)[[/note]] |
| 112 | *** '''Unknown''': "Donations welcome" |
| 113 | * In Harry's death run vlog (a challenge where two people must run blindfolded while others try to kick balls at them), Ethan starts his run, and JJ comes out and lays down in front of him to purposely trip him, causing everyone to howl in laughter. |
| 114 | ** Afterward, JJ comes and mounts Ethan on the ground. The shot is freeze-framed and the caption [[HoYay "Ethan and JJ went on to have 4 children"]] appears. |
| 115 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCRCa5xiTI JJ's freekick challenge]]: |
| 116 | ** JJ's third shot has everyone drop down to the ground when he kicked the ball. For the fifth shot, everyone decided to do what he did to Ethan in Freezy's blindfolded penalty challenge, only for them to stop when JJ kicked the ball. |
| 117 | ** Tobi misses his last shot by going over the goalpost. Cue JJ decided to add a footage of a Japanese [[Manga/OnePiece anime video of a ball going across the world]], and then decides to add a footage of someone being hit by a ball and knocking over his ice cream. |
| 118 | *** Not to mention that the goal is guarded by everyone... |
| 119 | ** The fact that Vik actually outscored JJ, Manny, and Lewis; although it is noted that Vik gets a special treatment compared to the others. |
| 120 | ** All of Vik's attempts: |
| 121 | *** '''Attempt 1''': Everyone decides not to form a wall for this shot... Only for Vik to missed the goal completely. |
| 122 | *** '''Attempt 2''': Everyone lies down on the pitch and Vik kicked the ball directly to Josh's path. |
| 123 | *** '''Attempt 3''': Everyone was kneeling; with JJ, Simon, and Tobi doing a dab. Vik then did a ground pass to Josh's leg. |
| 124 | *** '''Attempt 4''': Vik seemingly doing a hilariously bad shot... Only for Simon to pass the ball to Vik's path, and he ends up scoring (with Josh decided not to defend the goal). |
| 125 | *** '''Attempt 5''': Everyone spreads out... Only for Vik to do a proper free kick this time, and he scores. |
| 126 | ** All of the Indian music that played during Vik's turn. |
| 127 | ** All of the captions JJ adds to the everyone: |
| 128 | *** '''Josh''': "Daddy Af" |
| 129 | *** '''JJ''': "The Nig" |
| 130 | *** '''Lewis (Redman)''': [[ShoutOut "Fence Basher"]] |
| 131 | *** '''Manny''': "[=FIFAMonstah=]"[[note]]He's the only one who didn't get a strange caption[[/note]] |
| 132 | *** '''Tobi''': "The Other Nig (With a Smaller Dick)" |
| 133 | *** '''Simon''': "The Milkbottle" |
| 134 | *** '''Vik''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice "The Curry Muncher"]] |
| 135 | |
| 136 | [[AC:Sidemen Sunday (not the later series)]] |
| 137 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KdrAWLeBBA JJ's crossing challenge]]: |
| 138 | ** JJ's promo video for the charity event, which is hammy as all living shit. |
| 139 | *** JJ says that the roster of celebrities at the event will include Music/JustinBieber, Creator/DonaldTrump, and UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden. |
| 140 | ** Josh not scoring ''[[EpicFail a single one]]'' of JJ's crosses. The two do so badly that in the end all of the Sidemen end up helping them by standing in the area where JJ crosses. Even more ironic is that JJ's second cross goes to Josh, and he ''still'' misses. After that, JJ tries kicking the ball and misses ''that'' one, as well! While "Keep Up" is playing in the background, no less! |
| 141 | -->'''JJ''': Evidently, me and Josh are just shit. |
| 142 | ** The video ends with Vik pushing the giant ball onto the pitch... only for JJ to run up and shove it, causing Vik to fall to the ground and be run over by the ball. The footage is slowed down and made monochrome while Music/MileyCyrus' "Wrecking Ball" plays. |
| 143 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jkog3l3me4 Vik's giant football challenge]]: |
| 144 | ** The video opens with the same "JJ trucking Vik with the ball" footage from the end of JJ's video. A ''GTA''-style "Wasted" icon appears, along with the hashtag "#[=StopVikAbuse=]". |
| 145 | ** Josh throws something at Vik's head while he's in the middle of introducing the video, causing him to look around in confusion. |
| 146 | ** As Ethan prepares for his first go, the ball is blown away, causing him to chase it. |
| 147 | ** JJ as the goalie. On Vik's go he doesn't even bother to try stop the ball until it's in the goal, on Ethan's go he jumps out of the way of the ball, and on Tobi's go he holds the ball while Tobi hits it, knocking him into the goal. |
| 148 | ** In Ethan's second go, the ball ends up going up and over the goal. |
| 149 | -->'''Ethan''': CROSSBAR CHALLENGE! YEAH! |
| 150 | -->'''JJ''': No mate, you're just shit. |
| 151 | -->''(Ethan walks off as the screen goes monochrome and sad music plays)'' |
| 152 | ** On JJ's go, he kicks the ball when it's right up against Vik (the goalie), and it doesn't go in...''but'', however, does [[OhCrap start rolling]] [[CameraAbuse towards the camera]]. JJ is barely able to grab the tripod and save the camera before it hit the ground. |
| 153 | ** The video comes to an end when JJ, by complete accident, [[EpicFail kicks a hole in the ball]]. |
| 154 | -->'''JJ''': Um, I mean, we can still use it, I think? |
| 155 | -->'''Simon''': Get in! |
| 156 | -->'''Vik''': You are the football! |
| 157 | -->''(JJ gets into the remainder of the ball)'' |
| 158 | -->'''Simon''': Everyone kick him! |
| 159 | -->''(Harry drags the ball as Vik kicks it, until JJ falls out)'' |
| 160 | -->'''Simon''': Guys, this is racial behaviour. |
| 161 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ZIr2QsK7A Ethan's bin shot challenge]], which went over relatively badly since no one got a single ball into a single bin (except for Josh), which leads to a GainaxEnding where the rules are thrown out of the window and essentially everyone handles the ball however they want, and this footage is intercut [[StylisticSuck fairly badly]] with footage of balls being thrown into the bins. |
| 162 | ** The very end, where a bunch of balls are thrown into bins, and Harry clumsily falls and knocks a few bins over. |
| 163 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvPGqb9V91Y Josh's one-legged penalty challenge]]: |
| 164 | ** Ethan's cringey intro line: "I'm ahead of my time; call me Music/{{Kanye|West}}". |
| 165 | ** When Simon makes his pen, he dives onto the ground in celebration, only to [[OhCrap quickly start rolling away]] when JJ hops towards him and eventually pounces on him. |
| 166 | ** When JJ makes his pen, Harry and Simon start ganging up on him as he futilely tries to object to the situation, and it ends with Simon pushing JJ to trip over Harry. |
| 167 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfs0B4YdQc Simon's penalty challenge]] with 3 types of balls (regular, foam, inflatable): |
| 168 | ** When Simon goes up to kick the inflatable ball, it starts rolling away from the wind. |
| 169 | ** When Vik kicks the inflatable ball, he narrowly misses and falls to the ground so dramatically that Simon puts in an edit to make it look like Vik was taken out by a sniper. |
| 170 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIFhKOwwUE Tobi's sumo suit death run]]: |
| 171 | ** At the start of the video, a sumo suit-wearing Harry tackles Tobi as he's trying to introduce the video. |
| 172 | ** If you look in the background of some shots, you can actually see that a small crowd gathered to watch. |
| 173 | ** When Simon makes it through unscathed, JJ begins charging at him and jumps onto him...while narrowly missing a ball that flies by right in front of him. |
| 174 | ** Josh's [[ShakingTheRump victory "twerking"]]. |
| 175 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibLmPuojmw Harry's crossbar challenge]]: |
| 176 | ** JJ's intro bit, which consists of him dabbing. |
| 177 | ** Ethan's feeble whip dance. |
| 178 | ** After Harry kicks and the ball taps the crossbar, he jumps dramatically, and a particularly fitting song is used in the background. |
| 179 | -->"''You raise me uuuupp...''" |
| 180 | ** Simon saying [[CallBack "Time to smash it"]], and smashing the ball... directly into the net. He then falls to the ground, holding his foot. |
| 181 | ** The weird noise Tobi makes before he kicks, which is repeated and overlapped as the footage is [[RepeatCut cut repeatedly in different ways]]. |
| 182 | ** The ''insane'' buildup Vik gets, with footage of several footballers [[ManipulativeEditing apparently]] showering him with praise as we see footage from past videos of Vik fucking up with the ball. |
| 183 | ** When the rules change to having four balls that have to be kicked in different ways (right foot, skill shot, weak foot), JJ's first skill shot ends with him slipping onto the ground right as he kicks. |
| 184 | [[/folder]] |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[folder:Real Life Games]] |
| 187 | * [[https://youtu.be/8k12oJR7otk Josh's "Jenga Quake" video with him, Simon, JJ, and Vik]]: |
| 188 | ** The opening, which has Simon sticking his finger into a hole JJ is making with his hand. |
| 189 | ** In the ending of the last round, JJ tries using his "pull blocks out superfast" strategy that had been working previously...[[EpicFail only to not pull out the block but instead knock the tower over from his fast motion]]. |
| 190 | -->'''Josh''': Your pullout game is so ''weak''!\ |
| 191 | '''Vik''': You could've just gently pulled that, and it would've come out.\ |
| 192 | '''Simon''': You literally..missed. You missed it.\ |
| 193 | '''Josh''': It's still there! |
| 194 | ** JJ taking the tower base and trying to put it into his pants so the vibration can, er, stimulate him. Even funnier is when Josh and Simon wrestle the base from him, with JJ pleading all the while. Josh eventually ends up throwing the base into his pants, so we get to see Josh doing the outro with JJ moaning in the background. |
| 195 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hNMaaM7Log The Sidemen have two special guests]], JME and Callux, for their Series/DealOrNoDeal. And both end in an EpicFail. |
| 196 | [[/folder]] |
| 197 | |
| 198 | [[folder:Vlogs]] |
| 199 | * The end of Vik's Thorpe Park vlog. As he is closing up the video, we see Harry running up behind him and preparing to jump on his shoulders. He does so, causing both of them to fall over and for Vik to drop the camera. |
| 200 | [[/folder]] |
| 201 | |
| 202 | [[folder:Q&As]] |
| 203 | * In Simon's Q&A with Tobi, he introduces Tobi as "Deji". An off-screen Tobi says that he refuses to enter the camera frame, having to be physically forced in by Simon. |
| 204 | ** Another moment was when Simon came across the question [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Do you wanna build a snowman?"]] and actually sang it. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Tobi immediately began shifting his chair away.]] |
| 205 | ** When Simon and Tobi decide to race, Tobi somehow teleports straight to the finish line right when Simon starts. He even dance-taunts him. |
| 206 | * Simon also had a similar Q&A race with Vik, except the finish line was within arm's reach and marked by a long strip of toilet paper. As soon as the race commenced, the two straight-up ''dove'' onto the toilet paper. |
| 207 | * Highlights from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WPNHU_D84 Simon's Q&A with JJ]]: |
| 208 | ** JJ jokingly saying that he'd fuck Simon if they were the last two people on Earth. |
| 209 | ** When JJ and Simon have a Lambo race, JJ uses his Lambo while Simon uses a small toy version of a red Aventador. JJ gets out of his car and starts stomping on it, even when Simon tries pulling him away, only for JJ to pick the Aventador up and throw it. |
| 210 | ** JJ and Simon happily wanking to turtle sex. |
| 211 | ** When JJ and Simon wrestle, JJ immediately takes out Simon, but when he pins his leg he starts shaking it while giving a rape face to the camera. Josh as the ref tries to give JJ his belt[[note]]that belt is actually a real belt that JJ received for being the "champion of ''FIFA''"[[/note]], to which JJ replies "''Fuck'' the belt!" before {{corpsing}}. |
| 212 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCa7g66Rp4c The Ultimate Sidemen Q&A]], as part of Sidemen Saturday: |
| 213 | ** The first question was "Have you ever tried wearing a tampon before?". Cue everyone (except JJ) looking straight at Ethan. |
| 214 | ** The next question: "Describe each Sidemen with one word." HilarityEnsues when it's Simon's turn, as everyone then bullies him, prompting him to do his own version of [=#StopVikkAbuse=], [[CaptainObvious unsurprisingly named [=#StopSimonAbuse=].]] |
| 215 | ** In the next question, Harry challenges Tobi in an egg-in-a-spoon race in a ''very childish'' way. |
| 216 | ** The next question asks who will JJ marry among the Sidemen if he's gay. Cue he chose Harry, prompting Harry to hold him on his back as if they were just married, much to the embarrasment of the others. |
| 217 | ** The next question asks who will most likely to score an own goal on the Sidemen football match at Southampton. Vik immediately hold his hands up. |
| 218 | *** This also puts an revelation that Vik, the one Sidemen who doesn't know how to play football properly, is playing as the ''striker'' on the match. |
| 219 | ** The next question was what would they do if there's 10 minutes left in the world. JJ said that he will fist Vik. |
| 220 | ** When they showed the goal celebrations they created, during the first one, they simulate bowling pins. Everyone fell down when Simon hit them with a football... except JJ. Cue Simon "shotguns" JJ so he fell down. |
| 221 | ** JJ's ''extremely'' over the top way to fell down during their third celebration. |
| 222 | [[/folder]] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | [[folder:Challenges]] |
| 225 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yh_Ttk7lM Sidemen Helium Challenge]]: |
| 226 | ** At one point, Simon and [[TheHyena Ethan]] do everything in their power to make JJ laugh, and this happens: |
| 227 | -->'''Ethan (on helium)''': You love big fat dick in your throat? |
| 228 | * The entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1caD3xISO4 Sidemen Try Not to Laugh Challenge]], as Simon and Ethan do endless {{Spit Take}}s. |
| 229 | ** Josh playing some of Simon's old videos to torment him. |
| 230 | ** The turtle sex bit. [[EveryoneHasStandards Even Josh was confused as to what was happening in the video]], and when the turtle's first moan was heard, everyone ''lost it''. |
| 231 | ** Ethan's CasanovaWannabe remark: |
| 232 | -->'''Ethan''': I normally make girls this wet. (''AsideGlance that gets freeze-framed while sexy music plays in background'') |
| 233 | * From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00EVI5yIoUw the basketball challenge]] with JJ, both Cals, Harry, and Caspar Lee: |
| 234 | ** Equal parts CMOF and CMOA: out of all of the boys, no one is able to sink a behind-the-back shot. Alexa Losey (a female [=YouTuber=]), who is offscreen as the cameraman, volunteers herself to go, ''and she makes it''. All of the boys immediately go into a state of crippling denial. |
| 235 | *** "You know what? Everybody on the wall." Cue a long and glorious shot of Alexa pelting the boys with water balloons. |
| 236 | ** Freezy sabotaging Callux's one-handed shot two times in a row -- the first time he pushes him right when he shoots, and the second time he pulls down on the ball. Callux responds by doing a fakeout and making Freezy think he's going to hit him in the face with the ball. Hell, even JJ gets shocked. |
| 237 | ** After Harry makes his one-handed shot, he decides to hit the whip. The result is [[SoBadItsGood hilarious]], and has even been seen by some as something worthy of BrainBleach. |
| 238 | -->'''Calfreezy comment''': That whip from harry, can't unsee. |
| 239 | ** At the end of the video, Harry takes off his shirt and drapes it over Alexa's face. |
| 240 | -->"You said I'd get a hug!" |
| 241 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOE8-XW7M0 Tobi's water balloon quickfire Q&A]]: |
| 242 | ** Tobi's visible displeasure with having to wear a visor and a bunch of fake leis. |
| 243 | ** When Tobi gets his first question wrong (he had to do an Australian accent and did a pretty lame one while using the generic "G'day mate"), the water balloon intended to be thrown at him bursts in the thrower's hand. |
| 244 | ** Tobi spotting a fly and getting noticeably shocked by it. |
| 245 | -->'''Offscreen person''': If I was a watermelon...\ |
| 246 | '''Tobi''': '''''WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?''''' |
| 247 | ** Tobi's shock at receiving the question "If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?" This leads to him getting nailed with not one but ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill five]]'' balloons, the fourth one being able to knock Tobi's visor clean off. |
| 248 | ** Tobi gets asked if he'd punish his little brother Manny if he broke in and stole one of his swegways. Tobi says no, [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments since he's his brother]], but tells him not to get any ideas. He is then informed that Manny was the one who tweeted that question. |
| 249 | ** Tobi getting a balloon [[GroinAttack straight to the nads]]. |
| 250 | ** Tobi getting nailed in the chest [[ForTheLulz while someone's asking him a question]], and ''then'' when he's trying to deliver the outro, he gets nailed right to his left ear. |
| 251 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94CWsa0Phc Ethan's "guess who" challenge]]: |
| 252 | ** Harry: |
| 253 | *** [[spoiler:Told a girl that he loved her, but just as a friend.]] |
| 254 | *** [[spoiler:Accidentally pantsed a girl that he thought was a guy.]] |
| 255 | *** "There's no such thing as a wrong hole." After he said that, he was coaxed by Ethan to make that his Twitter bio, although as of this writing he's just opted for making a tweet with it. |
| 256 | ** Ethan: |
| 257 | *** [[spoiler:Had his pants and boxers fall in front of his class.]] |
| 258 | *** [[spoiler:Somehow managed to shit his pants when he was 9 years old, ironically while dancing to [[Music/SnoopDogg "Drop It Like It's Hot"]].]] When Tobi reads that, everyone just ''[[https://youtu.be/j94CWsa0Phc?t=16m20s loses it]]'', with special note going to Harry's weird bird laugh. At the end of it all, Tobi shows the slip to the camera saying, "You can't make it up. You just can't make it up." |
| 259 | ** Simon: |
| 260 | *** [[spoiler:Masturbated on his swegway]]. When that fact gets read, everyone immediately targets Harry, but when he says it wasn't him, Simon's all-too-suspicious look gives it away. Everyone immediately goes apeshit, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Zingu running in the background]] is hilarious. |
| 261 | *** [[spoiler:Has been proposed to 3 times.]] |
| 262 | ** Tobi (we might have to call him [[spoiler:Tobspittle]] now): |
| 263 | *** [[spoiler:[[NauseaFuel Accidentally drank his mother's spit.]]]] |
| 264 | *** [[spoiler:Got in trouble for spitting at a classmate]]. Especially funny when Ethan goes around to ask each person if they did it, and even asks himself. |
| 265 | ** Freezy: |
| 266 | *** [[spoiler:Walked in on [[PrimalScene his parents having sex]].]] |
| 267 | *** [[spoiler:Had his mom "accidentally" hit his head on the kitchen floor, chipping his tooth.]] |
| 268 | ** Manny: |
| 269 | *** [[spoiler:[[GroinAttack Had his penis stepped on]], causing its piss streams to act...erratically (we're talking two streams).]] |
| 270 | ** It's especially funny when people read their own embarrassing facts and have to play it off. |
| 271 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh1dYJVXguk Simon's first "YouTube whispers" challenge]]: |
| 272 | ** In the intro; [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tobi, Harry, and Ethan does the whip in the background]] much to Simon's dismay. |
| 273 | -->"These four are embarrassing." |
| 274 | ** Harry's [[EpicFail cringeworthy amounts of fail]] in this challenge. |
| 275 | ** When Freezy accuses Harry of screwing everything up on round 1, Harry complains that Freezy wasn't enunciating well enough, and it was like trying to lip-read a "butthole talking". |
| 276 | ** Simon freely calling Tobi a dickhead with him not knowing since he's getting loud music blasting through headphones. |
| 277 | ** Round 1: "I don't know how people get us confused, because you are ugly as fuck." --> "I don't know why people choose you, because you're ugly as fuck." --> "I don't know why, but I keep getting a tingling feeling downstairs." --> "I don't know why, but I keep getting a tickle feel downstairs." |
| 278 | ** Round 2: "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams." --> "She thought that I was going to link her." --> "See-through girls always look the best." --> "See-through girls cook it the best." --> "[=G3=] girls cook the best." --> "It takes three times to have a piss." |
| 279 | ** Round 3: "A panda had sex on the bamboo." --> "It's bath time boys, bamboo." --> "Handjobs are best from odd balls." --> "Antelopes are only good for orange balls." --> "Astronauts have orange bollocks." --> "[=AstroGeorge=] has orange bollocks." |
| 280 | ** Round 4: "I like to move it, move it." --> "I can't move Polish builders." --> "I can't move porridge boots." --> "I can't move Puss in Boots." --> "I do pushups in poon-tang." |
| 281 | ** Round 5: "KSI and Seana are back together," which manages to stick until Ethan's go, where he fucks it up and says, "KSI gave Seana a black dildo." Even funnier is how Cal slowly removes his headphones, confused as all hell. |
| 282 | ** Round 6: "Fun fact: Simon is still a virgin." --> "Fuck the fence, Simon gave them his virginity." --> "Fuck the fence, they gave me syphilis." --> "Fuck the face that gave me syphilis." --> "Fuck the fez, they gave me syphilis." --> "Fuckface has eight teeth." |
| 283 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3wpBLHUTtU Simon's second "YouTube whispers" challenge]]: |
| 284 | ** Just like the first video, as Simon's introducing the video, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Josh is doing a very random dance in the background]]. |
| 285 | ** This line from the intro, as Vik and JJ had their ears covered: |
| 286 | -->"Basically, Vik's a dick, and JJ is also a prick." |
| 287 | ** Afterwards, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent JJ starts dabbing for absolutely no reason.]] |
| 288 | ** Before round 1 began: |
| 289 | -->'''Simon''' (''to JJ''): You leave.\ |
| 290 | '''JJ''': Am I leaving?\ |
| 291 | '''Simon''': Yeah, after I have sex with your mum.\ |
| 292 | '''JJ''': [[BigWhat What?]] |
| 293 | ** Vik's very awkward response after hearing what Simon said in the first round. |
| 294 | ** JJ somehow forgot what he said in the first round immediately after he said those words. What listed below is JJ's actual word when he spoke for the first time. |
| 295 | ** JJ ''still'' trying to [[ShamelessSelfPromotion promote the Keep Up EP]] in round 3. So much so, Simon want him to change his line for that round. |
| 296 | ** JJ's fourth round line caused Josh to laugh so hard, he promptly fell from his chair. Later, once the round ends, Simon and Vik does the same once they realized what JJ had said on that round. |
| 297 | ** Round 1[[note]]Simon, Vik, JJ, Josh[[/note]]: "Illuminate is out next week. If it's not, I will get a tattoo on JJ's face." --> "You heard a sound last week. If not, you're get kicked in the face." --> "Right now, if you stay down, you'll get dick in your coon." --> "Right now, if you sat down, you'll get dick in front of you." |
| 298 | ** Round 2[[note]]Vik, Josh (twice), Simon, JJ[[/note]]: "Not all Minecraft Youtubers are pedophiles." --> "Your tortoise is in my garage." --> (''still Josh'') "Your tortoise is in my garage. Minecraft Youtubers like eating blocks." --> "Your sources are my crush. Most Minecrafters hate Smosh." --> "You're so shit and my crust, and everyone in Minecraft hates Smosh." |
| 299 | ** Round 3[[note]]JJ (Once he stopped his Keep Up EP plug), Simon, Josh, Vik[[/note]]: "Put tuna up my ass. Yeah, I love it." --> "If you ate ass, you'll love it." --> "If you had to dance, you'll be hairy." --> "If your name is Josh, you would be hairy." |
| 300 | ** Round 4[[note]]Josh, JJ, Vik, Simon[[/note]]: "Ethan just stepped on a cornflake. He's a [[IncrediblyLamePun cereal-killer]]." --> "Ethan is a fat tamagotchi, you know it's true." --> "I think you're full of bullshit, you know it's true" --> "You're full of bullshit, you dirty scrub." |
| 301 | * The ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82lJf8_5Ps8 Sidemen Olympics]]'' video as part of ''Sidemen Saturday'' (although this video is released on Sunday because Harry's [=MacBook=] broke down in the process of editing): |
| 302 | ** The nationalities they presented: |
| 303 | *** Harry: France[[note]]Probably because Guernsey is located close to France, even though Harry technically is a Briton[[/note]] |
| 304 | *** Tobi: Nigeria |
| 305 | *** Josh: Brazil[[note]]Probably because he used a Brazil jersey during JJ's Crossbar Challenge[[/note]] |
| 306 | *** Simon: Canada[[note]]Its the RunningGag that he's half-Canadian because he owns a Canadian passport[[/note]], complete with Music/{{Drake}} in the background |
| 307 | *** JJ: North Korea, for some unknown reasons |
| 308 | *** Ethan: LGBT Rainbow, complete with ''"I'm gay, I'm really gay..."'' playing in the background |
| 309 | *** Vik: India |
| 310 | ** During the events, the Sidemen put their flags around their back... except for JJ, who put it in front of his dick. |
| 311 | ** Harry's constant difficulties of introducing the events because the others keep blocking the events from the camera. |
| 312 | ** Everytime JJ salutes and says "All hail the Great Leader, Kim Jong-Un!" |
| 313 | *** This eventually led Simon and Tobi to hold JJ's arms before JJ did the keepy-ups so he did not hail Kim Jong-Un. |
| 314 | -->'''JJ''' (''with his arms held''): I must hail Kim Jong-Un! |
| 315 | ** Before he did his turn during the Bucket Tennis event, Josh claimed he is good at tennis. Cue he missed and nearly hit Ethan, prompting Ethan to say why did he hit gay people. |
| 316 | ** During JJ's turn during the Golf Football event, [[EpicFail JJ somehow hit the ball with the power low enough that it didn't even get close the goal.]] |
| 317 | ** During the Keepy-Up event: |
| 318 | *** When Harry let go of the ball, he promptly kicked down one of the camera stands. |
| 319 | *** Vik tried to inspire himself to do the challenge with a copy of ''[[VisualPun Keep Up EP]]''. [[EpicFail He only got 3.]] |
| 320 | *** Josh said he can't do keepy-ups prior to the challenge. Cue Josh getting [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome 31 keepy-ups.]] |
| 321 | *** During Simon's turn, Harry sabotages Simon by slide tackling him (since he was dong keepy-ups that barely left his foot). The result? Both men fall down in pain. |
| 322 | ** During the Sack Race, [[EpicFail Ethan was so pathetically slow he wasn't even reach a quarter of the field when the majority had finished.]] |
| 323 | *** Also, on that event, JJ finished the race head-first. |
| 324 | * Tobi's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8HU8Wyuwwk THE SIDEMEN ARE LIARS]] challenge: |
| 325 | ** When Josh goes, the first thing that comes out of his mouth is "When I was in primary school..." Tobi, Simon, and JJ all simultaneously slump to the floor and pretend to fall asleep (Ethan tries to do it, too). He even edited in three "bruh" sound clips, no less. |
| 326 | * From Josh's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd6PGao3VYY FAST THINKING WORD CHALLENGE]]: |
| 327 | ** The category is "things you carry". Simon says [[TakeThat "Josh's channel."]] After he and Tobi have a good laugh, Josh gets in on it by saying "Behzinga's channel." |
| 328 | ** The category is "things you can buy at a chemist's (a drugstore or pharmacy, essentially)". Tobi has nothing, so Josh tries to encourage him by saying random things, and one of those things happens to be [[CrossesTheLineTwice "fried chicken"]]. Both Tobi and Simon are offended, even with Josh trying to defend himself, saying that he's hungry. |
| 329 | ** The category is "something soft". Josh and Simon immediately start saying stuff about penises over and over, while Tobi is the OnlySaneMan trying to steer the situation. |
| 330 | *** '''Tobi''': Cotton ball, [[GenreSavvy no racist jokes.]] |
| 331 | ** On the "things that need batteries" category, Simon tries to get away with "blow-up dolls", and changes it to the even more audacious [[ShapedLikeItself "batteries"]]. |
| 332 | -->'''Tobi''': Batteries don't need batteries.\ |
| 333 | '''Simon''': They do. They ''are'' batteries. |
| 334 | ** [[RunningGag Dildos being brought up repeatedly]]. |
| 335 | ** The "things in your bedroom" category, which started normal but quickly descended into hilarity and insanity. |
| 336 | --->'''Tobi''': Kinky shit. (''submits answer and slides off the camera view laughing'')\ |
| 337 | '''Simon''': Hot shit. (''submits'')\ |
| 338 | '''Josh''': Elaborate. (''submits'')\ |
| 339 | '''Tobi''': Latex. (''submits'')\ |
| 340 | '''Simon''': There you go. (''laughs'')\ |
| 341 | (...)\ |
| 342 | '''Josh''': Twats. (''submits'')\ |
| 343 | '''Tobi''': 'Ey, don't take this one, yeah? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Incest.]] (''submits'')\ |
| 344 | '''Simon''': Gays. (''submits'') You said gays can't have bedrooms, Josh. Don't argue with me.\ |
| 345 | '''Josh''': Arses. (''submits'')\ |
| 346 | '''Tobi''': Ladies. (''submits'')\ |
| 347 | '''Simon''': Penis. (''submits'')\ |
| 348 | '''Josh''': Cock rings. (''submits'')\ |
| 349 | (''Simon and Tobi break down laughing'') |
| 350 | *** The claims that JJ has a towel and sheets that he uses for cum. |
| 351 | *** Josh claims that there's rice in the bedroom...[[RefugeInAudacity or Vik's, at least]]. |
| 352 | *** Tobi outright submitting "Kill me now" and being surprised when it's accepted. |
| 353 | *** Simon saying [[BlackComedy "dead people"]], which makes Tobi want to quit, only to get him to laugh when he says that they're also in Vik's room. |
| 354 | * From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUJ7vyKVxjk Simon's quickfire questions challenge]]: |
| 355 | ** As Simon introduces a video, [[Creator/{{KSI}} JJ]] just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him. |
| 356 | ** The repeated instances of JJ randomly egging Simon for next to no reason, even before he gets the next question asked. |
| 357 | ** This exchange: |
| 358 | -->'''Vik''': Can you do a split on the dick?\ |
| 359 | '''Simon''': No.\ |
| 360 | (''[[{{Beat}} dramatic gradual close-up on JJ's face]]'')\ |
| 361 | '''JJ''': Okay. |
| 362 | ** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum". |
| 363 | ** When Simon is asked to rank how gay he is on a 1-10 scale, he says, "10! [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, no!]]" before getting egged. |
| 364 | ** This exchange: |
| 365 | -->'''Vik''': What's brown and sticky?[[note]]The usual answer that many would give is "a stick".[[/note]]\ |
| 366 | '''Simon''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You.]]\ |
| 367 | (''{{Beat}} as Vik and JJ exchange looks of surprise and shock before JJ eggs Simon'') |
| 368 | ** JJ's reaction to Simon saying "all of them" when asked what his favorite porn type is. |
| 369 | -->'''JJ''': Even ''granny''?\ |
| 370 | '''Simon''': ''[[EspeciallyZoidberg Especially]]'' [[EspeciallyZoidberg granny!]] |
| 371 | ** When asked to pick between being Obama or the Queen's pussy for a week, Simon opts for the Queen's pussy. JJ, [[UnfortunateImplications who believes that Simon didn't choose Obama because he's black]], eggs him. |
| 372 | ** Simon asking halfway through the video whether it's eggs that's hitting his head or just JJ's fist. |
| 373 | ** When asked to choose between KFC or Nandos, Simon chooses KFC just to pander to JJ. Although JJ is happy, Vik states how implausible that is. JJ asks Simon to state the last time he went to KFC. Simon is silent, and JJ goes in with the egg. |
| 374 | -->'''Vik''': He knew he messed up as well. As soon as he said "KFC"--\ |
| 375 | '''Simon''': I DID IT FOR ''YOU!''\ |
| 376 | '''Vik''': You can't win in this game.\ |
| 377 | '''JJ''': [[LargeHam SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR! RECEIVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!]]\ |
| 378 | '''Vik''': What are we punishing him for?\ |
| 379 | '''JJ''': I have no idea. |
| 380 | ** When JJ eggs Simon for choosing a foot fetish over an ear fetish, he claims that there's some pretty good ear sex. Simon rebuts by saying "Your dick is tiny", which JJ takes offense to, leading him to egg Simon once more. |
| 381 | -->'''Vik''': You can't talk shit in that position! |
| 382 | ** [[EpicFail Simon accidentally allowing JJ to get an extra egg after he points it out on the ground.]] |
| 383 | ** When Simon tries pandering to JJ again (choosing him over Nandos), he gets egged, and JJ says, "You know, chicken is pretty good, bro." |
| 384 | ** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later. Simon isn't happy. |
| 385 | ** JJ enthusiastically hosing down Simon, of course using the hose in a phallic manner. |
| 386 | -->'''Simon''': Give me a hug.\ |
| 387 | '''JJ''': (''screams and runs away'') |
| 388 | * A few moments from [[http://youtu.be/MMPY9RZPVcM Simon's crossbar challenge]]: |
| 389 | ** Out of all of the people to be the first to hit the crossbar, it's ''Ethan''. (Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.) |
| 390 | *** Everyone losing their shit immediately afterwards is pretty hilarious to watch as well. |
| 391 | ** When Josh takes his first shot while wearing his mask, he hears the ball hitting the post and thinks that he's done it. Some fellow sidemen are quick to correct him. |
| 392 | ** WebVideo/{{Calfreezy}}'s second shot, which sailed over the goal, only to come down and hit JJ right in the bicep. |
| 393 | ** JJ going up for a second shot and saying nothing but "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]]." |
| 394 | *** He then completely overshoots. Well, "overshoots" is a bit of an {{understatement}}. |
| 395 | *** Made more amusing by Ethan's laughter in the background. |
| 396 | [[/folder]] |
| 397 | |
| 398 | [[folder:Sidemen Sunday]] |
| 399 | * The first Sidemen Sunday [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGQVWefrkk Hide and Seek]] video: |
| 400 | ** JJ finding Harry ''naked'' in the bathroom. |
| 401 | ** JJ, Josh, and Harry finds the box where Vik is hiding: |
| 402 | ---> '''JJ:''' "Oh, I wonder what this random box is doing here!" |
| 403 | ---> '''Vik:''' "Fucking help me!" |
| 404 | ---> '''JJ:''' (''as everyone laughs'') "Fam, how did you ''get in here''?!?" |
| 405 | * A RunningGag within the Hide and Seek videos is that JJ often didn't even bother on trying to hide and instead tries to find a spot where it would be comfortable for him. Examples include: |
| 406 | ** After a bathroom break early in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_WT55jaDU Cruise Ship Hide and Seek]], JJ spends the rest of his portion of hide and seek eating (and later sleeping) in the ship's buffet, assuming that no one is going to think that someone is hiding there. He's right: JJ went unnoticed for a long time and he nearly ''won'' the challenge, finishing only behind Vik. |
| 407 | ** JJ just sitting in the chair where he is seated in the plane in all three of his attempts of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n04XD8hpF-k Private Jet Hide and Seek]] video. |
| 408 | ** After finding out that several area in Charlton Athletic's The Valley stadium allows him to have 4G mobile connection, JJ's hiding spots in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFsnPjFQJ8&t=828s the Football Stadium Hide and Seek]] can be summed up as him trying to find a place where it'll allow him to play ''VideoGame/DragonBallLegends''. |
| 409 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcSdj1_I4bo In the Spitbank Fort private island edition]], JJ discovers that there's a hot tub on the roof of the fort. Take a guess on where he decides to hide afterwards. |
| 410 | ** It comes to a head on their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KISlIJDOMJU second round of hiding inside an airplane]] where both JJ and Josh didn't even bother trying to hide anymore and just sat down in chairs with Simon claiming that he "hasn't seen the two" whatsoever. At least until Ethan decided to climb on top of both Josh and JJ while claiming that they needed to find them. |
| 411 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3b6LZ2xAVs JJ is the]] spelling bee proctor and the punishment is that whoever doesn't the word correctly gets slapped with a wooden spoon at their butt. He deliberately made Ethan spell the hard words first before Vik [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor asked if he could get the harder words]]. JJ then made the decision to swap out Ethan with Vik and made sure he was gonna spell hard words ''and'' NWordPrivileges. Let's just say Vik [[ButtMonkey gets abused]] by JJ as usual. |
| 412 | ** It gets to the quickfire round and JJ asks Vik to spell a word only for him to be wrong because JJ's asking for the homonym of the word e.g. JJ asking for the word "won" where Vik spells it as "one". More [[MemeticMutation Vik Abuse]] ensues. |
| 413 | * [[https://youtu.be/NOyqzkC1EBQ?t=1120 In the first Sidemen Weakest Link video]], the host Ethan asks Harry which one of the two other remaining contestants (Tobi and Simon) that he would eliminate from the game. Harry picked Tobi, albeit he used the race card with the phrase "Brexit means Brexit!" as a way to indicate his vote. Ethan disliked Harry's use of the race card so much that he overrides the votes[[note]]Tobi would have been eliminated as Simon also voted for Tobi[[/note]] and instantly eliminated Harry from the round. |
| 414 | * The Sidemen play [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmtYFXsqvXI their own version]] of ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'' with Tobi as the host. HilarityEnsues. |
| 415 | ** The first pair is [[TeamDad Josh]] and [[BookDumb JJ]] so a lot of people thought that JJ was going to bring the team down. No one expected it to be ''Josh'' of all people after he decided not to use their last lifeline. JJ wasn't happy to say the least. |
| 416 | ** The second pair ends up being Harry and Ethan who must be noted are both BookDumb about the subject matter so people expected them to hilariously fail. In fact, they had to use their first lifeline in ''the first question'' (how many colors in a rainbow). Ironically enough, they actually managed to cash out all of the money when they reached the 16,000 pound question after not knowing what the next question was (though Harry actually guessed it right the first time) which doubles as an awesome moment for the two. |
| 417 | *** [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Harry asks whether Martin Luther King Jr.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice is still alive or dead.]] |
| 418 | ** Simon and Vik uses their final lifeline (their version of call a friend) and wastes it on calling Tobi (who would never give away the answer) and Ethan (who really screwed them hilariously) making Simon and Vik wonder why they didn't just call their relatives just like the previous pairs. |
| 419 | *** It ends with Simon pushing Tobi's chair in rage and Tobi falling down the ground in pain. Simon looks apologetic and gives him a BridalCarry to make him sit down on the chair. |
| 420 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKMuWVlqM6c KSI VS Sidemen Featuring Racka Racka]] is pretty much one hell of a roasting session towards JJ that ends in a carnage, just like anything from Racka Racka really. |
| 421 | ** One of the moments is where JJ jumps from the third building trying to splash Danny except [[EpicFail he misses]], [[CallBack just like the time JJ missed Harry]] during their sumo match. |
| 422 | ** One part is them bringing out the guns. ATeamFiring ensues on ''all of them.'' |
| 423 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRbByev0O_0 Extreme Forfeit Sidemen Quiz]] with JME as their guest host. By the end of the video, ''all of them'' have dipped in the pool. |
| 424 | ** Ethan's asked as to who would win between JJ and Harry in an all out brawl. Ethan TakesAThirdOption and ''jumps in the pool'' instead. Doubles as a heartwarming moment for Ethan. |
| 425 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5HnUVfeJA Sidemen React to]] ''[[WebVideo/{{React}} Teens React]]'' to Sidemen" |
| 426 | ** The guys' complete and utter bewilderment at the interviewer's mispronunciation of Wroetoshaw as "Wret-to-shaw". |
| 427 | --->'''Vik''': "Wret-to-shaw?" ''(he and Josh laugh)'' Sounds like a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}! ''(laughs)'' "I just captured a Wretoshaw!"\ |
| 428 | ''(cut to KSI and Simon hearing "Wret-to-shaw"; Simon turns to JJ, pauses the video, and laughs, while KSI gives a stunned expression)''\ |
| 429 | '''Simon''' ''(faking an American accent)'': "Wret-to-shar!"\ |
| 430 | ''(cut to Ethan, Tobi, and "Wret-to-shaw" hearing the mispronunciation; Ethan and Tobi turn to each other and try to pause the video while Harry [[BlowingARaspberry blows a raspberry]])''\ |
| 431 | '''Tobi''': '''''BRAAAAA-HA-HA!''''' ''(he and Ethan laugh so hard they could hardly breathe)''\ |
| 432 | '''Harry''': "Wret-to-shaw?" What is the- ''What?'' |
| 433 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHtk8aXlJTc The Sidemen try to put on make-up]] to imitate James Charles with JJ putting make-up on Simon, Ethan to Tobi, Josh to Harry, and the Click Crew to Vik (because he was at Australia at the time of filming). HilarityEnsues. |
| 434 | ** Harry keeps on interrupting Josh with Josh getting frustrated at Harry even though Josh did really well. |
| 435 | ** JJ at some point didn't even want to take it seriously anymore and decides to act like he's a painter using Simon's face as canvas. As Simon comments, JJ made Simon go from looking like Joker to looking like a ''superhero''. |
| 436 | ** The Click Crew couldn't do any better to Vik as they try to pool their resources only to end up telling Vik that he shouldn't even be near children. |
| 437 | ** Tobi comments that Ethan made him look like he's from a tribe. |
| 438 | * Josh organises the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR7y4dyGvTk Sidemen $10,000 vs $100 holiday]] and separates the rest of the group into two teams randomly: Blue Team[[note]]Harry, Ethan, and Vik[[/note]] and Red Team,[[note]]Tobi, Simon, and JJ[[/note]] where one team would stay at a $100 hotel, and the other at a $10,000 mansion. Of course, [[spoiler:the Blue Team]] got the hotel, while [[spoiler:the Red Team]] got the mansion. And the result was an hour long video '''''FILLED''''' with so many funny moments. Just to name a few: |
| 439 | ** Harry doing the "L" dance in front of the Rolls Royce. |
| 440 | ** Tobi, Simon, and JJ [[OverlyLongGag repeatedly chanting "Red Team! Red Team! Red Team!"]]. |
| 441 | ** The Blue Team [[TranquilFury being furious]], not because of they were at the $100 hotel, but because they knew that the Red Team were living. |
| 442 | ** JJ asking the butler the most important question in a luxury mansion: "Is there Wi-Fi?" |
| 443 | ** Harry's diva tantrum from the hotel. |
| 444 | ** JJ using Tobi as a unit of measure for a pool table. |
| 445 | --->'''JJ''': [[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure That's like 2 Tobi's.]] |
| 446 | ** Transitioning between the utter joy of Red Team and anger of Blue Team. |
| 447 | ** Harry giving a [[StepfordSmiler smile]] before [[BungledSuicide trying to commit suicide by jumping on the rail tracks]]. |
| 448 | ** While Josh packed for Ethan and Harry a cheese and pickle sandwich, a bag of crisps, and a bottle of water, [[ButtMonkey Vik]] on the other hand discovered that he only has a bottle of water, and he realized that only after he got in the bus. |
| 449 | ** Remember Harry's [[https://twitter.com/wroetoshaw/status/1106195548124692481 hatred tweet about Josh?]] Now we know why... |
| 450 | ** Earlier in the video, Simon wished Blue Team to not have hot water. Later in the evening, Harry sent a video to the Red Team of him singing in the shower: |
| 451 | --->'''Harry''': ''[[BrickJoke There's no hot water, there's not hot water,]]''\ |
| 452 | ''And I've got, wet poo all down my bum.'' |
| 453 | * The teacher Phil asks Harry to cast his favorite magic spell in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_GuSu2Hrs Sidemen Go Back to School]] video. The words that Harry said is so offensive that it not only got censored, everyone else was left {{Corpsing}} for a good half a minute. |
| 454 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fVkjhmDfRY Sidemen 1 VS 100]] definitely has lots of moments: |
| 455 | ** The RunningGag where one member of the team (who is part of the 100 people) forgetting that they have to answer fast and thus gets eliminated. |
| 456 | ** Josh ''nearly eliminating himself'' when he didn't know who the first man in space is between Yuri Gagarin, Neil Armstrong, or Buzz Aldrin, even wondering if it was the latter two. What makes it funnier is that it's literally ''[[EpicFail the very first question]]''. |
| 457 | ** While Josh was able to dodge the bullet, Harry decided to double the amount ''[[EpicFail only for him to lose right away]]''. '''''In the first round.''''' |
| 458 | ** JJ, while doing alright for the most part, failed to answer the easiest question of them all and made him lose 1000 pounds: [[spoiler:[[EpicFail what was the name of]] [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo's ship]].]] |
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| 460 | |
| 461 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 462 | * [[https://twitter.com/wroetoshaw/status/582346904224301056 On March 29, 2015]], Harry sent out a tweet of a short song he made using the Ditty app, taking ''Beethoven's Symphony No. 5'' and having a female computerized voice sing lyrics from "Lamborghini" over it. ''It fits perfectly.'' |
| 463 | * [[https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11006443_839278596159625_7374364550176428999_n.jpg?oh=bbae075094646fb649cbef190ff7a067&oe=55E823BD This picture]], which ''more'' than sums up the "Lamborghini" video in one hilarious still. Special note goes to [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Callux going ham in the back]]. |
| 464 | * After JJ [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH9ecXzW8AAPRfS.jpg went blonde]] for a Twitter dare[[note]]someone named Maya [=DMed=] him saying that if her tweet got 10,000 retweets, he had to dye his hair blonde; she achieved the goal with over 13,000 retweets despite having less than 1,000 followers[[/note]], Tobi tweet-replied saying [[WaxingLyrical "Yeah, uh huh you know what it is..."]]. For those who don't see the joke, [[spoiler:those are lyrics from Wiz Khalifa's song "Black and Yellow".]] |
| 465 | * The HurricaneOfPuns based around Harry's ass (see HurricaneOfPuns on main page) that even Konami UK got involved in. |
| 466 | * The Sidemen have pointed out how [[ARareSentence several strange things that they've said]] would be made into soundbites by fans. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkTTdZ125vQ Well, they're right.]] |
| 467 | * In LetsPlay/PewDiePie's video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnkmQ2rllAM WHY I GOT UNVERIFIED]]", he calls out two verified people on Twitter with bios trying to belittle their verification...one of them being Tobi (whose description read "That tick doesn't mean I'm important, it just means I'm me"). After tweeting about it, Tobi then changed that sentence of his bio to "I LOVE PEWDIEPIE." |
| 468 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P3tWbNyO0E Simon and Tobi]] play a game of "stacking things on top of JJ's back and see if he wakes up". The stakes got higher with Simon ''bringing a mini fridge'' on top of JJ's legs and JJ ''still'' doesn't wake up. It ends with a draw with Tobi waking up JJ with JJ wondering why he can't move. |
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