History Funny / ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated

* Daphne discovering Fred's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar swimsuit edition]] of Traps Illustrated.

* Just all of the GettingCrapPastTheRadar of that episode is hilarious.

'''Raffalow:''' ''([[AskAStupidQuestion stares back at them)''\\

* The foreman's brilliance when he informs his subordinates that the barrels with the radioactive sign means that it's dangerous, which means [[TemptingFate they need to open it up right away.]]

'''Raffalow:''' *stares back at them*\\

-->*He and Scooby share a long laugh*

-->'''Shaggy:''' *stops in mid-scuffle* Wait a minute... what am I doing?! You're just a puppet! You can't hurt me!

-->'''Scooby:''' *singing* Freddy, you're a special boy.

'''Ernesto:''' I don't know...but someone should!

-->'''Fred:''' Look dad, *raises hand while breathing hard* I'm shaking.

* "Don't try that, you know the concept of time escapes me."

--> '''Stone:''' (after closing the door on them) [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Weirdos...]]

--> ''Mr. E and Velma incredulously stare''

-->''Shaggy and Scooby look confused for a second, then Scooby holds up a giant ham''
-->'''Shaggy:''' You read my mind, buddy! ''Starts eating again''

--> '''Scooby:''' You should have said so before. (pauses) [[HypocriticalHumor It would have been much clearer.]]

-->(The two of them growl at one another.)

--->'''Sheriff Stone:''' I'm scaring myself! And I hate it! ''picks up chair and begins slamming it against the wall'' I HATE IT! MAKE ME STOP!

* '''Mayor Jones:''' Fred, you're not feeling the love anymore? [[Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers Now I'm gonna have to let out an unearthly howl and.. destroy you. RRRRRHHHH!]]

* The entire sequence of Van Ghoul walking with Shaggy and Scooby casually, while Nightfright kept screaming at the three, to the point he ended up PLEADING for them to scream.

* '''Everything''' about "Dusk" (a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' {{Expy}}) and its author. From an English professor (Hatecraft, an EnsembleDarkhorse) despairing over how physically attractive guys and romance are now "what matters" in literature to the Stephanie Meyer Expy's entire characterization. Methinks there are members of the ''Twilight'' {{Hatedom}} on the ''Mystery Incorporated'' staff.

* Pretty much everything that comes out of Vincent Van Ghoul's mouth is either this or [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome.]]

-->'''Mayor Jones:''' If I haven't already friended you, it's not going to happen. So stop poking me!

-->'''Daphne''': But you already have a job as a [[spoiler:teacher]], why would you need more money?\\
'''[[spoiler:Raffalow]]:''' *stares back at them*\\

-->'''Velma''': The first documented case of the Curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630, when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor.
-->'''Customer''': Oh that is so scary! Where did they go?
-->'''Velma''': What part of the word "mystery" didn't you understand?

--> '''Daphne''': He's like one of those geniuses who aren't appreciated until they're dead.

--> '''Daphne''': It's not your fault Fred. We all helped steal the body.

-->'''Shaggy''': So, like, those fake gator people are selling fake gator products? Dude! we are dealing with serious irony!

-->'''Shaggy''': Like, Um. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I think it's a box]]

* The fact that people fall for the 'diet water' scam. Even WesternAnimation/EdEddAndEddy couldn't pull that off.

** [[spoiler: Oh this so does, and it isn't pretty. Mayor Jones told Fred that his mom left him while he was a baby...but then we find out Mayor Jones STOLE Fred from his real parents making this HarsherInHindsight.]]
* The villain at the end explaining how [[spoiler: she convinced every kid in town to play along with her scheme]]:
--> '''Que Horrifico''': I offered them utopia! ({{Beat}}) When that didn't work I offered them candy.

* The note on the rock near [[spoiler: the trap Fred and Daphne are in]], the end part is probably the best.

-->'''Mayor Jones''': (''sees the White Wizard caught in the trap'') Fred, why do you have a geisha tied up in here? You know they belong downtown, in our geisha house of terror.

--> '''Van Ghoul''': It's a secret passage. I had it built so I could scare my guests...and get to the kitchen faster.

-->'''Fred''': Just back away slowly.

* When [[spoiler: Bucky]] gets carted away, we get this exchange between him and Sheriff Stone:
-->'''Sheriff Stone:''' [[spoiler:Bucky]], you were like a father to me!
-->'''[[spoiler:Bucky]]:''' You're twenty years older than me!

* Shaggy's [[spoiler: DisneyDeath]].

* The eponymous "Hodag of Horror" not only hails from the "wilds of Wisconsin", but is actually [[spoiler:not a person in costume... but a trained thief chimp in a human costume ''in'' the Hodag costume!]]

** And once Sheriff Stone's made his first deliberate and correct arrest? [[spoiler: The suspect has diplomatic immunity, prompting an exasperated Sheriff to declare that he's not arresting anyone ever again.]]

-->'''Hebediah Grim''': All your painted facials, and clothes that rise above the ankle and fall below the neck! You three womenfolk ''[[LargeHam shall be judged]]''!
-->'''Velma''': ''Three''? What about me?
-->'''Hebediah Grim''' (''suddenly very calm''): You shall be spared. You're a model of purity: plain, wholesome, and untempting.

-->'''Daphne''': What if their minds are permanently gone?
-->'''Velma''': How could we tell?

* [[spoiler: Dan Fluunk's]] hysterical laughter while being arrested by the police [[spoiler: because he has finally found an opportunity to leave the library.]]

* The Mystery Inc. gang arriving to help Cassidy following the explosion,

-->''(Cassidy aims and cocks her gun [[spoiler: to shoot a Kriegstaffebot behind them]])''

-->[[spoiler: '''Mr. E''']]: The sheriff refused to arrest the gang. He's a dimwit.
-->'''Prof. Pericles''': This is not news.
* Also the mayor's constant hints to make sure the Sheriff doesn't play the disc implicating the gang and the Sheriff's excuses as to why he's not playing the disc to [[spoiler: Mr. E.]]

* Scooby and Shaggy are more intent on prison food than they are on capturing Krampus, [[spoiler: though this ends up justified.]]
* The gang are meeting up with someone lifting weights. [[spoiler: It's Mary-Ann from Season 1.]]

-->''they all slowly back away from the cliff''

-->'''Daphne's father: '''I lost her, and I wasn't even trying this time.

* How [[spoiler: Brad Chiles]] as Fake Fred contrasts to the real one.

-->''Camera cuts to Fred walking with aged Daphne''

--> '''Fred''': ''(pulls on Fake Fred's face)''
--> '''Fake Fred''': Ow. It's not a mask, you dumb moron! I had plastic surgery to look like you! [[LampshadeHanging You would've spotted a mask too quickly.]]

--> '''Velma''': ''(pulls on Fake Daphne's face)''
--> '''Fake Daphne''': Ow, watch it! I had plastic surgery too!
--> '''Velma''': ''(smugly)'' I know.
** Just the idea that [[spoiler:Brad and Judy]] went for plastic surgery as part of just ''one'' plan to [[spoiler:get the disk]] rather than a mask, excusing that the gang would see through a mask too quickly. Not only does it show some rather hilarious desperation, it implies that [[spoiler:the old Mystery Incorporated]] aren't familiar with the gang's tendency to rarely if ever notice the criminal is wearing a mask until the end.

--> '''Fred''': Daphne says "jeepers". Velma says "jinkies". Nobody says "jeepies", that would just be silly!

* After [[spoiler:Mayor Nettles]] says that she was told to follow them from a dream.
-->'''Velma''': That's it, I give up.

* Shaggy completely freaking out in the boat when [[spoiler: the gang is trapped in an interdimensional sea]].
-->''gang sits quietly in the boat for about five seconds''

* While this is kind of MoodWhiplash, when [[spoiler:Brad and Judy attack Marcie, and Pericles is going to kill her]]:
-->'''Marcie''': Ow!

* The looks on both Shaggy and Scooby's faces upon seeing [[spoiler: the alternate Ricky Owens and Cassidy Williams kissing during a commercial and Professor Pericles--the BigBad--is their sponsor.]]
** [[spoiler: Pericles' happy and goofy tone of voice sells the moment. After spending a whole series being a constant source of NightmareFuel, seeing Pericles like this is ''hilarious''.]]
* Sheriff Stone [[spoiler: and Mayor Nettles's kids in the alternate timeline. Three sons and one daughter, who can stay up as late as she wants on account of being more adorable than her brothers]].

* TheReveal at the tail end of the series that [[spoiler: [[SpecialGuest Harlan]] [[AsHimself Ellison]], who had a guest role in a season one episode and a reference in a later one, knew full well about the CosmicRetcon because [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his excess work on science fiction and meta-knowledge made him remember all new timelines.]]]] The fact that this basically comes out of nowhere is either the weirdest plot twist ever, or pure {{Narm}} - especially when the cast barely react to that part and instead to his university offer.
-->[[spoiler:'''Ellison''']]: I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that evil entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a chihuahua. I'm a genius!

* How Scooby and Shaggy won the contest to have dinner with Van Ghoul. (The only other contestant was a little boy in Alaska who wrote his entire essay in Eskimo)

-->'''Ellison''': I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that evil entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions.

* TheReveal at the tail end of the series that [[spoiler: [[SpecialGuest Harlan]] [[AsHimself Ellison]], who had a guest role in a season one episode and a reference in a later one, knew full well about the CosmicRetcon because [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his excess work on science fiction and meta-knowledge made him remember all new timelines.]]]] The fact that this basically comes out of nowhere is either the weirdest plot twist ever, or pure {{Narm}} - especially when the cast barely react to that part and instead to his university offer.

This little gem after Stone finally told the Gang that he was abducted by Greys as a kid after beating around the bush for like, about, half the episode:

(The two of them growl at one another.)

* '''Mayor Jones:''' Fred, you're not feeling the love anymore? [[InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers Now I'm gonna have to let out an unearthly howl and.. destroy you. RRRRRHHHH!]]

* When Scarebear suddenly starts talking ''before'' being unmasked, and in a ChristopherWalken style voice, to boot!

* When the gang is flung into the air, Velma has to keep her modesty a bit since she's the one wearing the [[DangerouslyShortSkirt skirt]]

* When the gang is flung into the air, Velma has to keep her modesty a bit since she's the one wearing the[[DangerouslyShortSkirt skirt]]

-->'''Stone:''' Faulty wiring is a win-win-win situation. Minimal paperwork for me insurance money for the station, and a new public pool for the town.

-->''(Stone points to water filling up in the crater where the station sued to be)''

-->'''Fred:''' We throughout ointment.

--> '''Fake Fred''': Ow, stop! That's not a mask! I had plastic surgery to look like you!

--> '''Fake Daphne''': Ow, stop it! I had plastic surgery too!

-->'''Shaggy:''' I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!