History Funny / Phelous2010Episodes

* His theory in ''Dead and Deader'' that it revolved around "Harbor Patrol" (An actress who played a Harbor Patrol agent in ''Film/HouseOfTheDead'', an AMS Colonel in ''Film/HouseOfTheDeadIIDeadAim'', and a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''), in which he suspects the universe diverged [[ForWantOfANail when she got resurrected]]; she'd either be the leader of the heroes in ''2'' and lose her legs, or keep her legs but be a mad scientist in ''Dead and Deader''. It's brought up at the end of the episode, where Phelous wonders what would've happened if he hadn't chosen to review the bad movies. In one sincerario, he just doesn't care. In the other?

* The brilliant timing/ splicing of this line uttered by [[BigBad the EVIL corporate boss]], played by [[WTHCastingAgency John Rhys-Davies]]:

-->'''Phelous:''' Yes, of all the stupid things these snakes do in this movie, the one they do ''[[CriticalResearchFailure in real life]]'' surprises them!

-->'''Guy:''' How are you gonna pass up ''Bride of the Cannibals 2: The Director's Cut'' for a [[YouKeepUsingThatWord gay]] dance?

* [[ActorAllusion Johnny]] [[Film/MortalKombat Cage]] and four other people are driving through the forest and are stopped by [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence a fallen tree...which five people could certainly move.]] They decide to ''abandon their car and walk.'' Cut immediately to Phelous being stopped in his own car by a ''twig'' that's fallen into the road.

** Eli Roth tries to knock Phelous unconscious with a single punch, [[RealityEnsues only to fail and just hurt him]]. After failing a second time, he finally manage to do it by hitting him with the movie.

-->'''Phelous:''' And here's a "Phelous Fun Fact" for you: the working title for "Incubus" [[KickTheDog was "Pulse"]]! ({{beat}}; sudden realization; [[spoiler:[[ShockingSwerve loud scream while flipping the camera over]]]])

* Phelous keeps complaining that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy he doesn't care]] and begs the movie to give him something to care about.

* As the film features Creator/DeForestKelley in a prominent role, Phelous repeatedly splices in footage from the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E15ShoreLeave Shore Leave]]", specifically the scenes involving [=McCoy=]'s encounter with the [[Literature/AliceInWonderland white rabbit]]. The effect is hilarious.

* As the film features Creator/DeForestKelley in a prominent role, Phelous repeatedly splices in footage from the ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Shore Leave", specifically the scenes involving [=McCoy=]'s encounter with the [[Literature/AliceInWonderland white rabbit]]. The effect is hilarious.

* The ending of the review, where he brings in the [[SpecialEffectsFailure Crappy]] [[ConspicuousCGI CGI]] Annaconda as a guest.

-->'''John Rhys-Davies:''' ...You will do your job, or the only thing you'll be supervising is a proctologist removing '''[[MemeticMutation my]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Ax]]''' from your rectum!

* The scene where the girls' father in the asylum snaps and attacks a guy with a fork, set to [[TheSimpsons Homer's epic lapse of sanity from Treehouse of Horror V.]]

* [[ActorAllusion Johnny]] [[MortalKombat Cage]] and four other people are driving through the forest and are stopped by [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence a fallen tree...which five people could certainly move.]] They decide to ''abandon their car and walk.'' Cut immediately to Phelous being stopped in his own car by a ''twig'' that's fallen into the road.

* [[MortalKombat Sub-Zero]] (after being glitched into Ermac during Phelous's Pulse reviews) comes back to life due to the [[BerserkButton overload of "FATALITY" jokes]] Phelous used. [[HypocriticalHumor Sub-Zero then does a fatality]] on Phelous when he quotes the song ''Chinese Ninja Warrior'' by the Immortals.

-->'''Phelous!Guy 1''': That's not gonna work!
-->'''Phelous!Guy 2''': Just do it!
-->'''Phelous!Guy 1''': Oh, okay, it'll work ''now''!

-->'''Phelous''': I look through the adds for other jobs, but this was the only one I was qualified for! [[EpicFail And it still took me four years to get it done!]]

* When the main antagonist gets shot in the chest with a shotgun, Phelous adds his usual [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil "I've got a shotgun!"]] joke... only for the villain to easily NoSell it.

* Phelous finds the scene that reveals the whole crew murdering each other being set in a catchy theme so incredibly silly he decides there is no way he could make it any sillier. Then does it anyway by replacing the the theme with the "I'm On A Boat!" song.

* "You mean we're gonna leave just because of some stupid ghost? The hell do they know? They're already dead!"

* Phelous ''really'' get to overuse his "They're the best!" joke in this episode, what with the so-called experts mocking their hirer before he even explained them the whole story, and getting almost killed several times by their own clumsiness before the ghosts even start to show up.