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* "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This never happened to the other fella.]]"

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* "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Bond's response to the events of the opening:
-->'''Bond:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall
This never happened to the other fella.]]"fellow!]]



* The janitor's whistling of ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''.
* A mook in the hotel room randomly throws the fight. And then same mook is later seen [[BrickJoke unloading a flamethrower on a Piz Gloria guard and even applauding the bride and groom at the end]].
* "Moneypenny, what would I do without you?"
* GASP! "Fancy meeting you here, Fräulein!" (whack to the head afterwards)

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* The janitor's A janitor can be heard whistling of ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''.
the theme to ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'' while mopping the floors.
* A mook who ambushed Bond in the Tracy's hotel room randomly throws is thrown through a wooden divider and left dazed on the fight.floor by Bond. And then same mook is later seen [[BrickJoke unloading a flamethrower on a Piz Gloria guard and even applauding the bride and groom at the end]].
* "Moneypenny, This exchange after Moneypenny stops Bond from impulsively quitting his job:
-->'''Bond:''' Moneypenny,
what would I do without you?"
you?
-->'''Moneypenny:''' [[UnresolvedSexualTension My problem is that you never do anything with me]].
* GASP! "Fancy While undercover at Piz Gloria, Bond tries to bed Ruby for a second time, entering her room while speaking in a "Honey, I'm home!" sort of fashion. However, the moment he insults Irma Bunt, the matron of the complex, she immediately [[BedmateReveal springs out of the bed]], as if offended by the remark.
-->'''Bond:''' ''(Gasps)'' Fancy
meeting you here, Fräulein!" (whack to the head afterwards)Fräulein! ''(Grunther knocks him unconscious)''



-->'''Bond''': You've no idea how the work is piling up!
* Also, Bond using the ''exact same lines'' with each girl...

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-->'''Bond''': -->'''Bond, to a confused man nearby:''' You've no idea how the work is it's piling up!
* Also, Bond has a fling with Ruby in order to obtain information about the suspicious clinic that Irma Bunt probably wouldn't want him to know. Fair enough. But then comes a situation where another patient infiltrates his room for a book she'd wanted to see at dinner, which Bond had left in Ruby's room. Bond beds ''her'' as well as a distraction, using the ''exact same lines'' with each girl...her as he did with Ruby.



-->'''[[GoingCommando It's true!]]'''
* "Sir Hillary" feeling a slight...stiffness [[ADatewithRosiePalms ...in the shoulder]] at the table.
* "Sir Hillary" describing to Fräulein Bunt what her name [[StealthInsult stands for]].

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-->'''[[GoingCommando -->'''Ruby:''' [[GoingCommando It's true!]]'''
true!]]
* Ruby writes her room number on "Sir Hillary" feeling Hilary's" leg at the dinner table using her lipstick as a slight...pen. When asked if anything is the matter, we get this:
-->'''Bond:''' [[SomethingElseAlsoRises Just a slight
stiffness [[ADatewithRosiePalms ...coming on...]] [[BaitAndSwitchComment in the shoulder]] at the table.
the]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms shoulder]].
* "Sir Hillary" describing to Fräulein Bunt what her name surname [[StealthInsult stands for]].for]].
-->'''Bond:''' Bunt? Interesting name for a genealogist. Are you from a naval family?
-->'''Bunt:''' Naval?
-->'''Bond:''' It's a nautical term, you see, meaning the baggy or swollen parts of a sail. Nothing personal, of course.
-->'''Bunt:''' ...Interesting.



* [[MistakenForGay "Of course, I know what he's allergic to..."]]

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* Bond tries so hard to remain in character and not flirt at Piz Gloria that he gets visibly uncomfortable when surrounded by the all-female patients of the clinic. [[MistakenForGay "Of This results in some of the girls thinking he's gay]].
-->'''English girl:''' Well of
course, I know what he's allergic to..."]]



* After a mook falls into the path of a moving snowblower and is shredded to pieces by it: "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[{{Pun}} lots]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* After a mook falls into the path of a moving snowblower and is shredded to pieces by it: "[[BondOneLiner it:
-->'''Bond:''' [[BondOneLiner
He had]] [[{{Pun}} lots]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."guts]]!



* Blofeld's "I have taught you to love chickens" line while brainwashing Ruby.

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* Blofeld's "I have taught you to love chickens" line while brainwashing Ruby. That sentence coming from a man like Blofeld is just too good.



* "[[DeadpanSnarker But today's the fourteenth, Commander]]."
** [[WorldOfSnark "I'm superstitious"]].
* For pure ValuesDissonance, Draco's insistence that the cure for Tracy's rebelliousness is "[a] MAN! to DOMINATE her!!", which is so dissonant even ''Bond'' doesn't think much of that proposal.

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* "[[DeadpanSnarker Bond throwing a knife at Draco's calendar.
-->'''Draco:''' [[DeadpanSnarker
But today's the fourteenth, Commander]]."
**
Commander]].
-->'''Bond:'''
[[WorldOfSnark "I'm superstitious"]].
I'm superstitious]].
* For pure ValuesDissonance, Draco's insistence that the cure for Tracy's rebelliousness is "[a] "a MAN! to DOMINATE her!!", which is so dissonant even ''Bond'' [[EveryoneHasStandards doesn't think much of that proposal.proposal]].
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* Irma Bunt is a very serious and scary Matron for Piz Gloria. So what happens when she's engaged in a furious car chase with Bond and Tracy and the latter pair swerve into a stock car race? Bunt and her men are constantly swarmed and blocked by racers ''completely unrelated to the chase''. Special mention to her [[TheComicallySerious barking "Knock him out of the way!"]] when they tail-maneuver a driver, causing him to start swerving in front of their car at a slow speed.
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* As Draco's henchmen take Bond to see him, they lead him through a small, wooden gate. As Bond passes it, he [[DoorSlamsYou shoves it back as hard as he can]] to try and hit the man behind him out of spite. Not only that, ''he misses''.

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* Bond casually flipping through the target's Playboy while he waits for a safecracker to work. At one point the scene cuts back to Bond as he folds up the centerfold with a smile on his face.....and then he opens it up again after glancing at the cracker.
** And then as he leaves after sending out the stolen documents, he's seen folding up the stolen centrefold of the Playboy to take with him.

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* Bond casually flipping through the target's Playboy ''Playboy'' while he waits for a safecracker to work. At one point the scene cuts back to Bond as he folds up the centerfold with a smile on his face.....face ... and then he opens it up again after glancing at the cracker.
** And then as he leaves after sending out the stolen documents, he's seen folding up the stolen centrefold of the Playboy ''Playboy'' to take with him.
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-->'''Bond''': Listen, for further information, contact "International Red Cross" at Geneva. I'm just a doctor. ''(Plane roars outside)'' If you have lost the papers, that is not my fault, nor my pilots, ''{{SuddenlyShouting and please call off the Swiss air force, which is, at present, trying to make all my passengers airsick!]]''

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-->'''Bond''': Listen, for further information, contact "International Red Cross" at Geneva. I'm just a doctor. ''(Plane roars outside)'' If you have lost the papers, that is not my fault, nor my pilots, ''{{SuddenlyShouting ''[[SuddenlyShouting and please call off the Swiss air force, which is, at present, trying to make all my passengers airsick!]]''
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* When Bond is on his way to Piz Gloria to storm it, he is the one that conversation with Zurich Information. He increasingly loses his patience with the person on the other end.
-->'''Bond''': Listen, for further information, contact "International Red Cross" at Geneva. I'm just a doctor. ''(Plane roars outside)'' If you have lost the papers, that is not my fault, nor my pilots, and ''[[SuddenlyShouting please call off the Swiss air force, which is, at present, trying to make all my passengers airsick!]]''

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* When Bond is on his way to Piz Gloria to storm it, he is the one that conversation converses with Zurich Information. He increasingly loses his patience with the person on the other end.
end to sell the illusion that they lost his flight plan papers, ''and it works.''
-->'''Bond''': Listen, for further information, contact "International Red Cross" at Geneva. I'm just a doctor. ''(Plane roars outside)'' If you have lost the papers, that is not my fault, nor my pilots, ''{{SuddenlyShouting and ''[[SuddenlyShouting please call off the Swiss air force, which is, at present, trying to make all my passengers airsick!]]''
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!!The Radio Adaptation:
* When Bond is on his way to Piz Gloria to storm it, he is the one that conversation with Zurich Information. He increasingly loses his patience with the person on the other end.
-->'''Bond''': Listen, for further information, contact "International Red Cross" at Geneva. I'm just a doctor. ''(Plane roars outside)'' If you have lost the papers, that is not my fault, nor my pilots, and ''[[SuddenlyShouting please call off the Swiss air force, which is, at present, trying to make all my passengers airsick!]]''
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* Also, Bond using the ''exact same lines'' with each girl...
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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness]][[ADatewithRosiePalms ...in the shoulder]] at the table.

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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness]][[ADatewithRosiePalms ...stiffness [[ADatewithRosiePalms ...in the shoulder]] at the table.
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* While Blofeld is conversing with Tracy near the end of the film:
-->'''Blofeld''': If you're very nice to me... I could make you my countess. ''*Kisses her hand*''
-->'''Tracy''': [[DeadpanSnarker But I'm already a countess]].
-->'''Blofeld''': Whereas if you displease me, [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe I can promise you a very different estate.]]
-->'''Grunther''': Excuse me, sir?
-->'''Blofeld''': Yes?
-->'''Grunther''': There is something on the radio you should hear.
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Blofeld''': [[MoodWhiplash ...Excuse me.]] ''*Leaves*''
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* After Bond escapes from Piz Gloria to a nearby village, he is seen by Irma Bunt's patrol car and attempts to hide in a shed. It probably would have worked... had the shed not been filled with cowbells that he accidentally backs into. The resulting fight with two mooks sound very... different than your average fistfight.
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* A very brief one here, but when Piz Gloria blows up, [[https://youtu.be/P2pqUKtQ-_8?t=357 you can just about see a SPECTRE mook spinning through the air like a samurai star]]. Once you see it, you can never unsee it and it's ''hysterical''.
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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness...in the shoulder]] at the table.

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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness...stiffness]][[ADatewithRosiePalms ...in the shoulder]] at the table.
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* A mook in the hotel room randomly throws the fight. And then same mook is later seen ''applauding'' the bride and groom at the end.

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* A mook in the hotel room randomly throws the fight. And then same mook is later seen ''applauding'' [[BrickJoke unloading a flamethrower on a Piz Gloria guard and even applauding the bride and groom at the end.end]].

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* "Of course, I know what ''he'''s allergic to..."
* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[{{Pun}} lots]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* [[MistakenForGay "Of course, I know what ''he'''s he's allergic to..."
"]]
* During the night ski chase, a mook launches off a ramp and goes ''flying'' into a tree, slowly clattering to the ground from it like a cartoon. Another mook grumbling "Idiot!" as they pass him is the cherry on top.
* After a mook falls into the path of a moving snowblower and is shredded to pieces by it:
"[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[{{Pun}} lots]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."
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-->'''Bond''': You've no idea how the work is piling up!
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* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[{{Pun}} a lot]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[{{Pun}} a lot]] lots]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This never happened to the other fellow.]]"
* The janitor's whistling of ''Goldfinger''

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* "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This never happened to the other fellow.fella.]]"
* The janitor's whistling of ''Goldfinger''''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''.



* "I know what he's allergic to..."

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* "I "Of course, I know what he's ''he'''s allergic to..."



** [[WorldOfSnark "I'm a superstitious man."]]

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** [[WorldOfSnark "I'm a superstitious man."]]superstitious"]].




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* Bond is abducted by Draco's goons at his hotel, one of which he had fight with in Tracy's hotel room the night before. He puts on a hilariously cheery facade upon seeing him.
-->'''Bond''': You've thought of everything. What a lovely surprise, our meeting again so soon.
-->''The goon threatens him with a knife''.
** While in the car:
-->'''Bond''': So, where's the party, this time?
-->'''Main goon''': You have an appointment.
-->'''Bond''': Business or pleasure? ''(Silence)'' Mystery tour, eh? ''(Indicates the knife)'' I think we'll enjoy it more without that.
-->''The goon removes the knife and grunts in agreement''.

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* "This never happened to the other fellow."

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* "This "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This never happened to the other fellow."]]"
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* Ruby gazing and giggling when Bond dropped his kilt in her room.
-->'''It's true!'''

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* Ruby gazing and giggling when Bond dropped drops his kilt in her room.
-->'''It's true!'''-->'''[[GoingCommando It's true!]]'''

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* Looks like that mook in the hotel room threw the fight!
* Same mook is applauding the bride and groom at the end!

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* Looks like that A mook in the hotel room threw randomly throws the fight!
* Same
fight. And then same mook is applauding later seen ''applauding'' the bride and groom at the end!end.
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* For pure ValuesDissonance, Draco's insistence that the cure for Tracy's rebelliousness is "[a] MAN! to DOMINATE her!!", which is so dissonant even *Bond* doesn't think much of that proposal.

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* For pure ValuesDissonance, Draco's insistence that the cure for Tracy's rebelliousness is "[a] MAN! to DOMINATE her!!", which is so dissonant even *Bond* ''Bond'' doesn't think much of that proposal.
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!!The Novel
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** [[WorldOfSnark "I'm a superstitious man."]]
* For pure ValuesDissonance, Draco's insistence that the cure for Tracy's rebelliousness is "[a] MAN! to DOMINATE her!!", which is so dissonant even *Bond* doesn't think much of that proposal.
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** And then as he leaves after sending out the stolen documents, he's seen folding up the stolen Playboy to take with him.

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** And then as he leaves after sending out the stolen documents, he's seen folding up the stolen centrefold of the Playboy to take with him.
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* The teenagers yelling, "Say it with flowers!" when they drove past Bond's Aston Martin, all covered in white flowers.
* "[[DeadpanSnarker But today's the fourteenth, Commander]]."
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* Blofeld's "I have taught you to love chickens" line while brainwashing Ruby.

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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness...in the neck]] at the table.

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* "Sir Hillary" feeling a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight...stiffness...in the neck]] shoulder]] at the table.


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* Bond casually flipping through the target's Playboy while he waits for a safecracker to work. At one point the scene cuts back to Bond as he folds up the centerfold with a smile on his face.....and then he opens it up again after glancing at the cracker.
** And then as he leaves after sending out the stolen documents, he's seen folding up the stolen Playboy to take with him.
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A Worldwide Punomenon is now World Of Pun; generic in-universe puns should link to Pun


* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[AWorldwidePunomenon a lot]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[AWorldwidePunomenon [[{{Pun}} a lot]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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* '''This never happened to the other fellow.'''

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* '''This "This never happened to the other fellow.'''"



* '''Moneypenny, what would I do without you?'''
* GASP! '''Fancy meeting you here, Fräulein!''' (whack to the head afterwards)

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* '''Moneypenny, "Moneypenny, what would I do without you?'''
you?"
* GASP! '''Fancy "Fancy meeting you here, Fräulein!''' Fräulein!" (whack to the head afterwards)



* '''I got the gadgets and I know how to use them'''
* '''I know what he's allergic to...'''

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* '''I "I got the gadgets and I know how to use them'''
them."
* '''I "I know what he's allergic to...'''"
* "[[BondOneLiner He had]] [[AWorldwidePunomenon a lot]] [[BlackComedy of]] [[LudicrousGibs guts]]."

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