History Funny / KungFuHustle

* Sing and Bone's ''catastrophic'' attempt at assassinating the Landlady. First, Sing tries to throw a knife at her from afar. It bounced off of a ceiling and rebounds into his shoulder. So Bone tries to do it instead, but Bone has even worse aim and throws it ''directly'' into his other shoulder. So Sing suggests Bone gets closer, only for Bone to stab him with a third knife on the backswing. Bone, being a dummy, pulls the knife out of his arm, then when Sing complains he ''puts it back in.'' And that's only beginning - in the process of getting away, Sing ends up getting covered by a basket of poisonous snakes.

* The knife-throwing scene. Namely when Bone stabs the third knife into Sing's arm and throws the handle, which sticks lengthwise to the Landlady's face before she peels it off, yelling at the assembled Pig Sty residents.
-->'''Landlady''': Who the hell is throwing the handles?
-->'''Bone''': Handle? Where's the third knife?
-->'''Sing''': God knows where it went....
-->'''Bone''': We should check for fingerprints!
-->(''Pulls knife out of Sing's arm'')
-->'''Sing''': [''groans in pain'']Don't!
-->'''Bone''': Sorry!
-->('''''Sticks knife back into Sing's arm''''')
* Sing picking a fight with the residents of Pig Sty Alley, specifically singling out women, children and the elderly, only to find out that even ''they'' could kick his ass.

-->Sing''': Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?

-->Landlady : [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
-->Sing : (Calling to the sleeping Bone.) Boss!
-->Landlady : [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
-->Sing : You have to pay our medical bills!
-->Landlady : Bills, my ass!
-->Sing : We're on the same side!
-->Landlady : Same side, my ass!

* When Sing offers to fight anyone in Pig Alley, he picks a short man in the crowd. As the crowd parts the short man stands up to reveal his staggering height and muscular figure, at which Sing hastily changes his mind.

* The knife-throwing scene.

-->'''Sing''': [''groans in pain'']
-->'''Bone''': Oh sorry!

* Sing and Bone's ''catastrophic'' attempt at assassinating the Landlady. First, he tries to throw a knife at her from afar. It bounced off of a ceiling and rebounds into his shoulder. So Bone tries to do it instead, but Bone has even worse aim and throws it ''directly'' into his other shoulder. So Sing suggests Bone gets closer, only for Bone to stab him with a third knife on the backswing. Bone, being a dummy, pulls the knife out of his arm, then when Sing complains he ''puts it back in.'' And that's only beginning - in the process of getting away, Sing ends up getting covered by a basket of poisonous snakes.

-->'''Sing:''' ''(excitedly)'' Where?!

* Brother Sum is constantly dancing...''even when he's about to kill someone.''

* This being a comedy-action film, and an exceptionally good one at that, isolating a moment that is funny without also being awesome is a little tricky. In fact, head over to the Awesome page, they've got a ''good'' over there.

* When sing is completely demolishing the Axe Gang, the Landlord and Landlady watch:

-->'''Landlady:''' More likely a stuntman....

"Obvious! I am the chosen one!" [[InstantlyProvenWrong *thwack*]]

* "Obvious! I am the chosen one!" [[InstantlyProvenWrong *thwack*]]

-->'''Landlady:''' More likely a stuntman....

-->'''Landlord:''' If he studies hard, he could be a good doctor or lawyer.

* Sing picking a fight with the residents of Pig Sty Alley, specifically singling out women, children and the elderly, only to find out that even ''they'' could kick his ass.

* "Obvious! I am the chosen one!" [[SubvertedTrope *thwack*]]

-->('''''Sticks knife back into Sing's arm''''')

* When The Axe Gang shows up in Pig Alley after Sing's antics bringing ominous clouds with them with each step The Landlady dismisses the clouds as its going to rain but when she gets called out she [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere dashes up the stairs]] with SuperSpeed to her room and hides under her blankets in bed.

* The Axe Gang dance at the beginning.

* This being a comedy-action film, and an exceptionally good one at that, isolating a moment that is funny without also being awesome is a little tricky. In fact, head over to the Awesome page, they've got a ''good'' example of what I mean over there.

* When The Axe Gang shows up in Pig Alley after Sing's antics bringing ominous clouds with them with each step The Landlady dismisses the clouds as its going to rain but when she gets called out she [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere dashes up the stairs]] with SuperSpeed to her room and hides under her blankets in bed.

* "Obvious! I am the chosen one!" [[SubvertedTrope *thwack*]]

* Obvious! I am the chosen one! [[SubvertedTrope *thwack*]]

* This being a comedy-action film, and an exceptionally good one at that, isolating a moment that is funny without also being awesome is a little tricky. In fact, head over to the Awesome page, they've got a ''good'' example of what I mean over there.