History Funny / JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood

* At one point during Dio and Jonathan's climatic battle, Dio's been cut in half from head to waist. Of course, Dio being [[GoodThingYouCanHeal Dio]], this does nothing to stop him and doesn't seem to even bother him. That is, until he is bantering with Jonathan while pulling himself together ([[NotHyperbole quite literally]], at that) and he puts one side of his face slightly lower than the other side. For a while (long enough to go from [[NightmareFuel creepy]] to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]]) he keeps talking like nothing is wrong, then stops mid-gloating to put everything back into place and then goes back to his rant like nothing happened. The fact that you can still see the line from where he was split for a while doesn't help to make the situation less ridiculous.

* Speedwagon begs Zeppeli to teach him the Ripple power as well. Zeppeli finally capitulates and hits Speedwagon in the torso with a pinkie just like he did with Jonathan...only Speedwagon merely doubles over in pain, causing Zeppeli to wonder if he hit the wrong spot in frustration.

* Upon Zepelli healing Jonathan's arm, [[LargeHam Jonathan loudly exclaims his disbelief, stating that he can "even pick up this rock!"]], holding up a large rock about the size of his head, [[MundaneMadeAwesome as Erina reacts in similar wonder]]... despite the fact that they are standing in the middle of a dirt road and there are no rocks that size anywhere around, implying that Jonathan just happened to be carrying a giant stone around while severely crippled. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Nobody reacts to the event apart from the aforementioned wonder, the rock disappears within the next few frames, and it is never brought up again]].

* When Jonathan and Erina are on the ship for their honeymoon, Erina suddenly calls out to Jonathan. He turns, and bonks his head on the cabin doorway. As Jonathan rubs his face in pain, Erina sheepishly says: "I was going to to tell you to watch your head."

* When Jonathan and Erina are on the ship for their honeymoon, Erina suddenly calls out for Jonathan. He turns, and hits his head on the cabin doorway. As Jonathan rubs his face in pain, Erina sheepishly says, "I was going to say, 'Watch your head'."

* When Jack the Ripper ambushes the heroes in a tunnel, Zeppeli acts cool and calmly predicts that the zombie will likely try to block the way out to trap his preys. Cue Jack throwing the heroes' coach into the ceiling, making the tunnel collapse. Cue a DidntSeeThatComing line from an embarrassed Zeppeli, who must run away to avoid the debris.

* While chasing Poco, Zeppeli and [=JoJo=] give chase by running on water. Speedwagon attempts to give chase too... only to sink disappointedly into the water.

Just because ''Phantom Blood'' is the most serious part out of all the others, that doesn't mean that it didn't make you laugh at least once. Of course, the series is titled ''[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure''. The "bizarre" part had to start somewhere...

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* One hilarious but often forgotten moment is immediately after Zeppeli and Jonathan first clash with Dio. Zeppeli's arm has been frozen, and he's in serious danger of dying if his hand doesn't get heated up quickly, and how is this solved? Why, by Speedwagon pulling up his shirt and revealing ''his six-pack abs, burning with his (literally) HotBlooded determination''. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment This is never brought up again.]]

* One hilarious but often forgotten moment is immediately after Zeppeli and Jonathan first clash with Dio. Zeppeli's arm has been frozen, and he's in serious danger of dying if his hand doesn't get heated up quickly, and how is this solved? Why, by Speedwagon pulling up his shirt and revealing ''flaming hot abs''. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment This is never brought up again.]]

* Speedwagon's reaction to Jonathan and Erina sharing a tender moment. "Speedwagon withdraws coolly."
** Or, as one fansub of the 2012 anime put it, [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Speedwagon serenely skedaddles.]]

* A bit of Gallows humor but Ogre Street is so tough Cat's literally prey on Young Dogs, what must the dogs be like in this street.

* When Jonathon and Erina are on the ship for their honeymoon, Erina suddenly calls out for Jonathon. Jonathon turns, and hits his head on the cabin doorway. As Jonathon rubs his face in pain, Erina sheepishly says, "I was going to say, 'Watch your head'."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9VBZXSjkA This clip is a two-fer]]. Speedwagon being loud and then getting stepped on is always amusing because [[ButtMonkey it's Speedwagon]], but the real joke is Dio somehow managing to wryyy ''quietly''.

* Upon Zepelli healing Jonathan's arm, [[LargeHam Jonathan loudly exclaims his disbelief, stating that he can "even pick up this rock!"]], holding up a large rock about the size of his head, [[MundaneMadeAwesome as Erina reacts in similar wonder]]... despite the fact that they are standing in the middle of a dirt road and there are no rocks that size anywhere around, implying that Jonathon just happened to be carrying a giant stone around while severely crippled. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Nobody reacts to the event apart from the aforementioned wonder, the rock disappears within the next few frames, and it is never brought up again]].

* While chasing Poco, Zippeli and [=JoJo=] give chase by running on water. Speedwagon attempts to give chase too... only to sink disappointedly into the water.

* When Jack the Ripper ambushes the heroes in a tunnel, Zeppeli acts cool and calmly predicts that the zombie will likely try to block the way out to trap his preys. Cue Jack throwing the heroe's coach into the ceiling, making the tunnel collapse. Cue a DidntSeeThatComing line from an embarrassed Zeppeli, who must run away to avoid the debris.

* There's something funny about how when Speedwagon appears in the Joestar manner he lights a match, speaks, then puts it out all in a second.

* At one point during Dio and Jonathan's climatic battle, Dio's been cut in half from head to waist. Of course, Dio being [[GoodThingYouCanHeal Dio]], this does nothing to stop him and doesn't seem to even bother him. That is, until he is bantering with Jonathan while pulling himself together ([[NotHyperbole quite literally]], at that) and he puts one side of his face slightly lower than the other side. For a while (long enough to go from [[NightmareFuel creepy]] to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]]) he keeps talking like nothing is wrong, then stops mid-gloating to put everything back into place and then goes back to his rant like nothing happened. The fact that you can still see the line from where he was split for a while doesn't help to make the situation less ridiculous.

* At one point during Dio and JoJo's climatic battle, Dio's been cut in half from head to waist. Of course, Dio being [[GoodThingYouCanHeal Dio]], this does nothing to stop him and doesn't seem to even bother him. That is, until he is bantering with Jonathan while pulling himself together ([[NotHyperbole quite literally]], at that) and he puts one side of his face slightly lower than the other side. For a while (long enough to go from [[NightmareFuel creepy]] to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]]) he keeps talking like nothing is wrong, then stops mid-gloating to put everything back into place and then goes back to his rant like nothing happened. The fact that you can still see the line from where he was split for a while doesn't help to make the situation less ridiculous.

* At one point during Dio and JoJo's climatic battle, Dio's been cut in half from head to waist. Of course, Dio being [[GoodThingYouCanHeal ''Dio'']], this does nothing to stop him and doesn't seem to even bother him. That is, until he is bantering with Jonathan while pulling himself together ([[NotHyperbole quite literally]], at that) and he puts one side of his face slightly lower than the other side. For a while (long enough to go from [[Squick creepy]] to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]]) he keeps talking like nothing is wrong, then stops mid-gloating to put everything back into place.

* Dio being launched by the first guy he turned into a vampire looks hilarious.

* Jonathan rescuing Poco's sister from a zombie; he makes an entrance after dropping an anvil on its head. [[SincerityMode Seriously]].

* Upon Zepelli healing Jonathan's arm, [[LargeHam Jonathan loudly exclaims his disbelief, stating that he can "even pick up this rock!"]], holding up a large rock about the size of his head, [[MundaneMadeAwesome as Erina reacts in similar wonder]]... despite the fact that they are standing in the middle of a dirt road and there are no rocks that size anywhere around, implying that Jonathon just happened to be carrying a giant stone around while severely crippled. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Nobody reacts to the event apart from the aforementioned wonder, the rock disappears within the next few frames, and it is never brought up again]].