History Funny / JimmyDavis

--->'''Bob:''' "I want you to listen to a story about boys named Ben and Jerry.\\

** "Now there's no time to play UsefulNotes/WiiU, because we gotta play UsefulNotes/XboxOne all day, [[TakeThat and it isn't very fun]]."

'''Scooter:''' Great Scott! It's Scott! And it's got a UsefulNotes/WiiU in its clutches! (''video pauses; cut to [=YouTube=] comment section'')\\

** A UsefulNotes/WiiU [[RunningGag appears in Mr. Nezzer's back yard]], [[CallBack finally putting Woody over the edge]] as he runs to Jimmy Davis's house to give Jimmy a piece of his mind. He throws open the door and leaps at Jimmy...[[EpicFail and harmlessly bounces off the top of Jimmy's head]] (being the size of a toy) [[EpicFail and flies into an (in)conveniently placed nearby]] [[KillItWithFire fireplace]].

** "Franchise/SpyroTheDragon was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted big boobs in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the UsefulNotes/PlayStation titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''."

''(Camera pans over to an [[IncrediblyLamePun actual sun]] at the computer)''\\

** The entire opening involving [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minions]] invading Koridai and Gwonam having to get Link to stop them since The King has to go to Gamelon for dinner, especially the comical DownerEnding that it ends on.

--->'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}:''' Oh, that's so-oo co-o-o-o-l!! (''hit by a Star Destroyer'')

** "[[LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} Hello, everybody, my name is]] Peanut Butter [[HoYay Gay Man]]!" (''canned laughter; "[[VideoGame/PuttPutt That's funny!]]"'') "I meant to say something completely different: Hey everybody, I'm [[AmbiguouslyJewish Jewish]]."

---> '''[[Film/TheRoom Johnny]]:''' I did ''naht''.

--->'''Squidward:''' I don't believe in Santa Claus! ''(guns Snata Claus down while laughing like a maniac)'' Yep, [[AxCrazy I'm insane]]. (leaves laughing)\\

** "[[ToiletHumor Take a dump on]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington General Washington!]] Hurry, men, there's a furry convention in an hour!"

** As it turns out, the King called Gwonam over in the dead of night to show him the collab he and Jimmy did with WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}. Judging by the times displayed on Gwonam's phone and the King's computer, Gwonam travelled for forty-four minutes thinking the King was in some serious danger.

** The King fast-forwarding through the video while repeatedly saying "scrub!". When Gwonam tries to ask what's happening, he abruptly shushes him.

--->First they shot [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Soos]], then they shot VideoGame/{{Sonic|TheHedgehog}}. But what they did next was really unfunny: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they made]] [[FauxHorrific him watch]] ''Film/MilkMoney''!\\

** Before the clipshow begins, there's a disclaimer about the source of the clips, their contents, and where the timestamps are. After which comes a reminder to [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel smash the like button, crush the subscribe button]], [[NonSequitur leave a comment about your favorite soup]], follow Jimmy on [=OnlyFans=], strangle the bell icon, [[ADateWithRosiePalms choke the chicken]], [[SchmuckBait delete system32]], [[MoodWhiplash join a]] [[ApocalypseCult doomsday cult]], [[BrotherSisterIncest smash your favorite sister]], drink the Kool-Aid, and most importantly, take a fucking bath.

** The "I'm reading!!" StupidStatementDanceMix.

'''King:''' Hmm... HO! I'm going to the year 200X, back when WebAnimation/YouTubePoop was at its peak of quality.\\

** "Franchise/SpyroTheDragon was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted [[GagBoobs big boobs]] in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the UsefulNotes/PlayStation titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''."

(wrong screen appears)\\

'''Narration:''' [[WhatAnidiot Adam's a big dummy!]]\\

** "[[WebVideo/JonTron There's a circle that says]] '[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants touch]]', and when you push it it sounds like [[SoundEffectBleep s***]]!" (''pushes button'') "Come in or else I will strangle YourMom!" "''Gasp'', [[BlackComedy that's my dad!]]"

** "Did you also know? Eating too much Taco Bell makes Nickelodeon's WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants [[SoundEffectBleep sh*t]] himself."

** When the King discovers Link, instead of saying "GHPD", he's listing the alphabet until he reaches "O". As he sees Link, it turns into an "[[OhCrap Oh [=***=][=*=]]]".

--->'''Captain''': Are ya winnin', son?\\

'''Adam:''' I'll do it!\\

'''Narration:''' Adam's a big dummy!\\

** "Spyro was voiced by Creator/Carlos Alazraqui, the same actor who provided the voice for Creator/ClancyBrown, who voices Creator/TomKenny, who is actually the voice of [[Webcomic/Dolan Spoderman]] [[OverlyLongGag who was also well known at the time for voicing]] Franchise/{{S|tarTrek}}pock, the ''former'' former [[BrickJoke drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees]]."

** "Franchise/SpyroTheDragon was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted [[GagBoobs big boobs]] in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the UsefulNotes/PlayStation titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''.

** "Originally, they wanted a carrot in a [[VideoGame/MarioKart kart]] to be their new protagonist, but this was changed to salad in order to appeal to children in order to compete with [[Creator/DonaldTrump the president of]] ''Did You Know Gaming''.

** "Spyro was voiced by Carlos Alazraqi, the same actor who provided the voice for Clancy Brown, who voices Tom Kenny, who is actually the voice of Spoderman [[OverlyLongGag who was also well known at the time for voicing]] Franchise/{{S|tarTrek}}pock, the ''former'' former [[BrickJoke drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees]].
** "Did you also know? Eating too much Taco Bell makes Nickelodeon's WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants [[SoundEffectBleep sh*t]] himself.

--->"I've been here for three games!" -Strange Poet

** Before the clipshow begins there's a disclaimer about the source of the clips, their contents, and where the timestamps are. After which comes a reminder to [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel smash the like button, crush the subscribe button]], [[NonSequitur leave a comment about your favorite soup]], follow Jimmy on Only Fans, strangle the bell icon, [[ADateWithRosiePalms choke the chicken]], [[SchmuckBait delete system32]], [[MoodWhiplash join a]] [[ApocalypseCult doomsday cult]], [[BrotherSisterIncest smash your favorite sister]], drink the kool-aid, and most importantly, take a fucking bath.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKqND7KVAd0 Spinge Binge meets the Hookers]], originally made for a (now scrapped) collab with jallerbo

** Before the clipshow begins there's a disclaimer about the source of the clips, their contents, and where the timestamps are. After which comes a reminder to [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel smash the like button, crush the subscribe button]], [[NonSequitur leave a comment about your favorite soup]], follow Jimmy on Only Fans, strangle the bell icon, [[ADateWithRosiePalms choke the chicken]], [[SchmuckBait delete system32]], [[MoodWhiplash join a]] [[ApocalypseCult doomsday cult]], [[BrotherSisterIncest smash your favorite sister]], drink the kool-aid, and most importantly, take a fucking shower.

** When the King discovers Link, instead of saying "GHPD", he's listing the alphabet until he reaches "O". As he sees Link, it turns into an "[[OhCrap Oh ***]]".