| 1 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslrTsywcF8 This Poop's True Title is too Long for YouTube]][[labelnote:*]]A Senile Elderly Man Recounts the Surreal Factory Life of Three Young Men[[/labelnote]]: |
| 2 | ** In the intro, Bob tries to get Larry to play the theme song, but Larry [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere takes off running with the tuba.]] |
| 3 | --->'''Bob:''' "Larry, what are you doing?. Come over here!"\ |
| 4 | '''Larry:''' "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]" |
| 5 | ** When Bob is introducing himself to the viewers, another Bob appears out of nowhere and also introduces himself, confusing the first Bob. The second Bob [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne just shoots the other]] without saying anything else. |
| 6 | ** Bob sees that Larry has Mitt Romney's head on his... head. Apparently, this reminds him of a letter they got from Barack Obama. |
| 7 | --->'''Bob:''' "That reminds me of a letter that we just got from Obama."\ |
| 8 | '''Larry:''' "Yay."\ |
| 9 | '''Bob:''' "Now Obama says that Billy wants to watch Series/{{Dexter}}. Now Dexter's not [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]], but Dexter's this bad TV show, and Billy doesn't know it's a show, and sometimes when Billy's at Obama's house, he says that Billy's not cool. Now Obama's not Billy's friend." |
| 10 | ** Bob's transition to the original story: |
| 11 | --->'''Bob:''' "I want you to listen to a story about boys named Ben and Jerry."\ |
| 12 | ''(beat)''\ |
| 13 | '''Bob:''' "#Pickles." |
| 14 | ** The following scene where George explains the 3 main characters' real names: |
| 15 | --->'''George''': "Now those weren't their real names, no, their real names were Film/{{Shaft}}, [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sad_Sack Sad Sack]] and a- [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking A Bed]]?… of course nobody could remember those, so we took to calling 'em [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Ren & Stimpy]] and A Penny. |
| 16 | ** "Now there's no time to play Platform/WiiU, because we gotta play Platform/XboxOne all day, [[TakeThat and it isn't very fun]]." |
| 17 | ** "Oh yeah, they really gonna appreciate you, boss. Sauce Boss." |
| 18 | ** ''(clears throat)'' "Mister Nezzer, your sister is fugly." "Yeah!" |
| 19 | ** "I think the tomato thinks he's sexy, boss." |
| 20 | ** This: |
| 21 | --->'''George:''' Oh, it's almost 8 o'clock! Time for ''Film/MilkMoney''! My favorite!\ |
| 22 | ''(starts watching and eating popcorn; suddenly he stops, realizing...)''\ |
| 23 | '''George:''' I [[{{Pun}} almost ate a clock!]] |
| 24 | ** The Poop ends with Bob and Larry talking about what we've learned today. Larry learns that doing sus just to be cool isn't very sus. Bob doesn't like sus jokes and responds by pouring cold water on him. Larry isn't done, so Bob pours '''''hot''''' water on him. |
| 25 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRon-EXXhOc A Story About Some Grapes and Junk]]: |
| 26 | ** "If you like Walt Disney...we gotta shoot you!" |
| 27 | ** "We are the Grapes of Wrath, we'll never take a crap!" |
| 28 | ** "There's no escape from [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]] we are the Grapes of '''''WRATH.'''''" (''headphone-wearing Creator/NicolasCage screams as his face melts off'') |
| 29 | ** The tree saying "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes!" and jumping into the lake, followed by a voice saying "Don't commit suicide". |
| 30 | ** The Grapes decide that Junior must be "[[CaptainObvious a boy]]" [[InsaneTrollLogic because his hat's yellow]], and WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} is yellow. Junior responds as such: |
| 31 | --->'''Junior:''' "This is not cheese on my head! It is a Chia Pet! [[WordSaladHumor And this is headcheese on my Chia Pet!]]\ |
| 32 | (''Junior takes off his hat'')\ |
| 33 | '''Grapes:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!]]\ |
| 34 | '''Pa Grape:''' "MY EYES!!!"\ |
| 35 | '''Junior's Dad:''' "What's all the commotion out here?! Ooh, Grapes!"\ |
| 36 | '''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins Jeremy]]:''' [[EverythingIsRacist "That's racist"]]. |
| 37 | ** "They were calling me 'Pee Pee Head'!" |
| 38 | * [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ug9wxWdH8 Why Does Larry Have A Shoe On His Head?]]: |
| 39 | ** In the Flibber-O-Loo section, some "white guys" mug Larry, but they don't stop there: |
| 40 | --->First they shot [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Soos]], then they shot Franchise/{{Sonic|TheHedgehog}}. But what they did next was really unfunny: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they made]] [[FauxHorrific him watch]] ''Film/MilkMoney''!\ |
| 41 | '''Larry:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] |
| 42 | ** [[BrickJoke Soos and Sonic later reappear as zombies and gobble up the scallions]]. |
| 43 | --->'''Soos:''' Sorry dudes, I just really want those brains! |
| 44 | ** The edited version of "I Can Be Your Friend" is a barrel of laughs as well: |
| 45 | --->I can be your friend (lol lol lol)\ |
| 46 | It's okay if we're all yellow/We can still play!\ |
| 47 | '''Junior:''' I'll share my [[TheStoner pot]]!\ |
| 48 | (''{{Beat}}; then cut to everyone cheering as they presumably get high'')\ |
| 49 | (''JumpCut back to Junior's house'')\ |
| 50 | '''Dad Asparagus:''' Now Junior, that was not funny...\ |
| 51 | '''Junior:''' [[SelfDeprecation Yeah, I know...]] |
| 52 | * [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrsRnRk9Z0 Silly Songs With Darius]]: |
| 53 | ** [[SelfDeprecation Pee Wee Herman expresses his distaste for YTP]]: |
| 54 | --->This...is crap. It's not cool, or kid stuff. :( Every time you make a [=YouTube=] Poop, everyone wants to kill you. You really suck. >:( |
| 55 | ** "I am a yam. I am a meme! (''makes [[Memes/SpongeBobSquarePants Surprised Patrick]] face'') Now I'm WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter!" |
| 56 | ** "Hey, Daniel!" (theme to ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'' plays) |
| 57 | ** This exchange: |
| 58 | --->'''Lion:''' Join me and I will make you into a dinosaur!\ |
| 59 | '''Daniel:''' I don't want to do that, I'll look silly. |
| 60 | ** The poop ends with Creator/MichaelRosen eating the scallions and Daniel. |
| 61 | * [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Hv-1HN1c4 VeggieFails]], a collab entry: |
| 62 | ** Bob and Larry get a letter from Creator/MichaelRosen: |
| 63 | --->'''Michael's Letter:''' Dear Bob the Tomato, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's tomatoes. I hate tomatoes. All slimy! If you don't leave the show and hire a [[TrademarkFavoriteFood plum]] to take your place, I'll tell you what I'll do...you know, [[ImpliedDeathThreat murders and mad dog stuff]]...\ |
| 64 | '''Bob:''' Okay, stop the music! (''hops backwards and tosses a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bob-omb]] at the letter'')\ |
| 65 | '''BOOM!'''\ |
| 66 | '''Bob:''' (''to Fourth Wall'') Sorry about that. |
| 67 | ** "Thank you for attending today's festivities!" [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie "Everybody do the flop!"]] |
| 68 | ** "My dad says that's [[Webcomic/RageComics Trollface!]] The greatest {{troll}} that ever trolled the whole universe!" |
| 69 | ** Laura testing out her [[Creator/VinceOffer Slap Chop]]. |
| 70 | ** "Oh look, you get to go to prison! What luck!" |
| 71 | ** "And now it's time for [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Spadinner]] Songs With Larry": |
| 72 | --->'''Larry:''' Everybody's got a [=DINNER=], yours is [=AN OCTOROCK=] but mine is [[VideoGame/HotelMario SPAGHETTI]]. Oh everybody's got a [=DINNER=]rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...\ |
| 73 | (''zoom out to show [[Film/StreetFighter M. Bison]] sitting at a computer in the [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Krusty Krab]] with Sony Vegas open'')\ |
| 74 | '''Fish:''' YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!\ |
| 75 | '''M. Bison:''' [[SelfDeprecation OF COURSE!]] |
| 76 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8kBCZ-W_o LarryMan and the Friggin' Outer Space]]: |
| 77 | ** During the theme song portion, Bob sings the [=SpongeBob=] theme song instead of the [=VeggieTales=] one, causing [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe]] to intervene: |
| 78 | --->'''Willy Wonka:''' Wrong song!\ |
| 79 | '''Grandpa Joe:''' How could you do a thing like this!?\ |
| 80 | '''Willy Wonka:''' ''[brings out a shotgun and aims at Bob]'' You suck! ''(gunshot)'' |
| 81 | ** Early in the video: |
| 82 | --->'''Larry:''' ''(says nothing for a while, with a big goofy grin)'' [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bob-omb!]]\ |
| 83 | '''Bob:''' You got a ''what?''\ |
| 84 | ''(explosion)'' |
| 85 | ** Jimmy and Jerry playing ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'', during which Alfred sneaks up behind them and scares them. This results in Jimmy and Jerry dying from heart attacks, which earns Alfred [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants a few seconds in prison]]. |
| 86 | ** The jabs at two particular YTP running gags, one of which leads to an entertaining cameo by [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody and Buzz Lightyear]]: |
| 87 | --->'''Fib:''' Now listen closely, what you need is a story.\ |
| 88 | '''Junior:''' You mean you want me to be a bee?\ |
| 89 | (''beat'')\ |
| 90 | '''Junior:''' Ahem, I said "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 bee]]"!\ |
| 91 | '''Nicolas Cage:''' Nope, not gonna do it this time. (''leaves room'')\ |
| 92 | '''Junior:''' Drat!\ |
| 93 | '''Nicolas Cage:''' Oh, okay, but they'd better laugh! '''''AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!''''' (''cut to a heavyset man in a suit laughing hysterically'')\ |
| 94 | ...\ |
| 95 | '''Scooter:''' Great Scott! It's Scott! And it's got a Platform/WiiU in its clutches! (''video pauses; cut to [=YouTube=] comment section'')\ |
| 96 | '''Woody:''' (''as he types'') Stop with this Wii U thing, it's getting on my nerves. >:[\ |
| 97 | '''Buzz:''' Excuse me. (''deletes what Woody just wrote, replaces it with "I SNORT FART FUMES" and posts it'')\ |
| 98 | '''Woody:''' BUZZ!!! You idiot!\ |
| 99 | '''Buzz:''' I-I'm sorry, you-\ |
| 100 | '''Woody:''' (''smacking Buzz'') YOU! IDIOT! |
| 101 | ** After Junior breaks the plate, Dad Asparagus arrives home and this exchange occurs: |
| 102 | --->'''Dad:''' I'm home! My plate! What happened to it?\ |
| 103 | '''Junior:''' I broke the plate! I guess I should be punished, huh...\ |
| 104 | '''Dad:''' I think you're right. (''[[MoodWhiplash pulls out a rifle]]'')\ |
| 105 | '''Junior:''' No, wait! ('''[[BlackComedy BANG!]]''') |
| 106 | ** "A little fart couldn't hurt anybody!" |
| 107 | ** "This is a job for WebVideo/JonTron!" |
| 108 | *** What follows is Jon appearing in Bumblyburg to confront the enlarged Fib. He charges straight towards his opponent... who just casually [[CurbStompBattle steps on him.]] |
| 109 | ** Larry-Boy and the now-massive Fib confront each other for the first time: |
| 110 | --->'''Larry-Boy:''' "Drop the asparagus!"\ |
| 111 | '''Fib:''' "...What a poor choice of words. Hahaha..."\ |
| 112 | (''As he laughs, [[ExactWords Fib does exactly what Larry-Boy asks of him]]. Junior lands on the ground before his parents and Scooter, seemingly dead.'')\ |
| 113 | '''Dad:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hi, Junior! How was your day today?]] ....Junior? |
| 114 | ** As Junior and [=LarryBoy=] are being held by the Fib: |
| 115 | --->'''Alfred:''' [=LarryBoy=]! Can you hear me? I've made a discovery!\ |
| 116 | '''Larry:''' (''anxiously'') What?\ |
| 117 | '''Alfred:''' [[CaptainObvious Master Larry is LarryBoy!]]\ |
| 118 | '''Larry:''' Alfred, we've been over this.... |
| 119 | ** The "I'm reading!!" VoiceClipSong. |
| 120 | --->"This has been Exclamatory Songs with Alfred." |
| 121 | ** Alfred's monitor suddenly displaying the intro to ''WesternAnimation/VeggietalesInTheHouse''. [[TakeThat Alfred reacts in panic]]. |
| 122 | *** There's also a [[https://youtu.be/_7paZuMCA8c deleted, alternate version of this scene]] where Alfred gets JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}ed and has the same reactions. |
| 123 | ** The ending: |
| 124 | --->'''Larry:''' Well, we gotta clear the stage now, Bob. ''(hops off-screen)''\ |
| 125 | '''Bob:''' You're joking, right?\ |
| 126 | '''Larry:''' ''(off-camera)'' [[BrickJoke Bob-omb!]]\ |
| 127 | '''Bob:''' He's not joking.\ |
| 128 | ''(explosion)'' |
| 129 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_9konHfiM WeegeeTales]] |
| 130 | ** "Hi, kids!....Bye, kids!" "Bye!" (''cue credits with a distorted version of "God is Bigger Than The Boogeyman" playing over it'') |
| 131 | ** This exchange: |
| 132 | --->'''Junior:''' Dad! Dad! Come quick!\ |
| 133 | '''Dad:''' What is it? Is something wrong?\ |
| 134 | '''Junior:''' Oh no, I just wanted to tell you that I love [=YouTube=] Poop.\ |
| 135 | '''Dad:''' Really? I think your mother is a little too scary for you.\ |
| 136 | '''Junior:''' Yeah, well, maybe...but you know [[NonSequitur Frankencelery is really Phil Vischer and a Speedo!]]\ |
| 137 | (''Beat'')\ |
| 138 | '''Dad:''' (''indignantly to Phil Vischer himself'') Is that true?\ |
| 139 | '''Phil:''' Well...I guess...well, ok, yes. (''chuckles before suddenly spazzing out'') |
| 140 | * For one non-[=VeggieTales=] based example, we have....just about the entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YO34YhIjg0 Zelda CD-I: Revisited]]. Just know that it got the approval of Creator/EmperorLemon, who normally hates CDI [=YTPs=]: |
| 141 | ** The entire opening involving [[Franchise/DespicableMe Minions]] invading Koridai and Gwonam having to get Link to stop them since The King has to go to Gamelon for dinner, especially the comical DownerEnding that it ends on. |
| 142 | --->'''Link:''' Guess I better get my stuff.\ |
| 143 | '''Gwonam:''' Here is your stuff.\ |
| 144 | '''Link:''' Thanks.\ |
| 145 | '''Gwonam:''' Now you can kill the Minions that have seized the island of Koridai.\ |
| 146 | '''Link:''' Oh boy!\ |
| 147 | (Link throws the stuff at the minions and they just stand still and look around)\ |
| 148 | '''Link:''' I won!\ |
| 149 | '''Gwonam:''' Ohhhh.\ |
| 150 | '''Link:''' How about a kiss?\ |
| 151 | '''Gwonam:''' No!\ |
| 152 | '''Link:''' [[GoshDangItToHeck Shoot!]] |
| 153 | ** Gwonam fighting a spoon. [[EpicFail He loses]]. |
| 154 | ** Link attempting to give a tutorial on how to do the duck-walk, only to slip and fall out of the level. |
| 155 | --->"Your face is die!"\ |
| 156 | '''Link:''' Oh great! I suck!\ |
| 157 | '''Link:''' Hey! Let's go find Morshu! |
| 158 | ** Morshu singing and dancing to "[[Music/LittleRichard Tutti-Frutti]]", followed almost immediately by Ganon singing [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Let It Go"]]. |
| 159 | ** "I am the reader!" ''("The Reaper" appears, as ''[[Music/BlueOysterCult (Don't Fear) the Reaper]]'' begins playing)'' "Typo!" |
| 160 | ** Morshu gives Link some chocolate laxatives. ("[[TooDumbToLive Oh boy! I can't wait to take a dump!]]") The laxatives return as both a BrickJoke and ChekhovsGun when Link fights Ganon later. |
| 161 | ** Ganon's rap as he kidnaps Zelda. |
| 162 | ** This scene. |
| 163 | --->'''Ice Queen:''' You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day.\ |
| 164 | '''Link:''' Oh shoot! It's rated M. I'm just a boy. I can only play EC-rated games. I just click the A button, and flash!\ |
| 165 | '''Game:''' '''[[Film/SupermanReturns WRONG!]]'''\ |
| 166 | '''Link:''' I just won! Cool huh?\ |
| 167 | '''Ice Queen:''' Be gone.\ |
| 168 | '''Link:''' I guess I better get going. |
| 169 | ** Impa's dream/IndulgentFantasySegue where the King and Zelda suddenly die so Impa can be with [[DirtyOldWoman Link]]. (You may never hear "[[WesternAnimation/PoohsGrandAdventure Wherever You Are]]" the same way again.) |
| 170 | ** The entire cast singing the ''Series/FullHouse'' ending theme together. |
| 171 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPz5af3qio Just Another Day At Fosters]]: |
| 172 | ** The drawing animation at the beginning of ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'''s opening sequence being painted by Bob Ross. |
| 173 | --->'''Bob:''' Look at that, isn't that a happy little tree?\ |
| 174 | '''Tree:''' I'm sad...\ |
| 175 | '''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros FAILURE]]'''\ |
| 176 | '''Bob:''' (''using exact same sound clip'') I'm sad... |
| 177 | ** Frankie and Mr. Herriman's conversation early on: |
| 178 | --->'''Mr. Herriman:''' I can see by the state of this [[WordSaladHumor state-shaped fake steak birthday cake]] that [[InsaneTrollLogic you are a robot]].\ |
| 179 | '''Frankie:''' (''in a robotic voice'') ''WHAT?!'' You think I'm a robot?!\ |
| 180 | '''Herriman:''' Yes.\ |
| 181 | '''Frankie:''' Are you crazy?\ |
| 182 | '''Herriman:''' Yes, I are, thank you very much. Now go immediately. (''Frankie doesn't budge'') MS. FRANCES!!\ |
| 183 | (''Frankie hops away, making [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] jump sounds all the way'') |
| 184 | ** Bloo meets Creator/DonaldTrump. HilarityEnsues. |
| 185 | ** Coco and Bloo taking cocaine and getting blasted out of their minds. The remix of Pee Wee Herman's drug PSA playing throughout ([[SoundtrackDissonance with its "drugs are bad" message intact]]) would be the icing on the cake, but the cherry on top is what happens afterwards: |
| 186 | --->''Rock Cocaine-It isn't glamorous, cool, or kid stuff-Rock Cocaine-It's the most addictive kind of cocaine -[[MoodWhiplash And it can kill you]].''\ |
| 187 | '''Bloo:''' Wait, WHAT?!\ |
| 188 | '''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Waternoose]]:''' A single touch could kill you!\ |
| 189 | (''Bloo (and [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick]]) stare at the huge pile of coke beside them. Instead of Patrick touching it (like the viewer might expect), Bloo touches the pile and explodes'')\ |
| 190 | '''Patrick:''' Aw, he got dead! This stinks!\ |
| 191 | '''Mario:''' [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Remember]], [[CaptainObviousAesop only you can prevent killing yourself]].\ |
| 192 | '''Music/{{Weird Al|Yankovic}}:''' [[LampshadeHanging How was I supposed to know that?!]] |
| 193 | ** Bloo shaking the "vibrating recliner" he got Madame Foster so hard, [[BlackComedy Madame Foster's head flies off]]. ([[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident Apparently, this was Bloo's intention.]]) This is immediately followed by Mario's floating head from ''Mario Teaches Typing'' claiming Madame Foster's headless body for himself and going to find the princess. (We see in later videos that Mario still has it.) |
| 194 | *** The princess quite understandably freaks the heck out when Foster!Mario finds her. |
| 195 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUg_lwUX0E Mini YTP - Schoolhours Suck!]] is a short but hilarious entry for Creator/EmperorLemon's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhVxieJUvXU School's Out Rock YTP Collab]]. |
| 196 | ** "As your body grows bigger, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment YOUR body GROWS bigger]]!" |
| 197 | ** "The British are '''[[ShapedLikeItself BRITISH!]]'''" |
| 198 | --->'''Rocky:''' *(Wavy speech)* [=KnOwLeDgE iS pOwEr!=] |
| 199 | ** "The Rebel flag is awesome! And the British flag sucks!" This statement greatly offends a wide-eyed Creator/MichaelRosen. |
| 200 | --->'''Michael Rosen:''' I don't think that's funny... |
| 201 | ** "[[ToiletHumor Take a dump on]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington General Washington!]]" |
| 202 | ** How does [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] react to a British guy saying "Ho ho ho!"? |
| 203 | --->'''Squidward:''' I don't believe in Santa Claus! ''(guns Santa Claus down while laughing like a maniac)'' Yep, [[AxCrazy I'm insane]]. (leaves laughing)\ |
| 204 | '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic:''' (singing) Now Santa Claus is dead...\ |
| 205 | '''Michael Rosen:''' So sadistic. |
| 206 | ** A minuteman shooting General Washington at the behest of the singers. George Washington's reaction is priceless. |
| 207 | *** "[[ArtisticLicenceHistory Now that General Washington's dead, the British won the]] [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution War of Independence]]!" Multiple Michael Rosens celebrate this victory. |
| 208 | ** Creator/DougWalker's reaction to the ''surprising show of nudity'' at the end of the song? |
| 209 | --->'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug Walker]]:''' You know, '''FOR KIDS!''' |
| 210 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vplb804Vl4o The MythBusters Discover the Penny]]: |
| 211 | ** Jamie's "freakin' stupid" [[ToiletHumor myth]]. |
| 212 | --->'''Narration:''' This myth originated in Jamie's head.\ |
| 213 | '''Jamie:''' The myth is, that if you piss off of a building this high, and somebody's looking straight up in the sky and gets hit in the eye, that it'll either make you high ([[Music/SnoopDogg Weed!]]), or it'll make you die. ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Die!]])\ |
| 214 | '''Adam:''' Okay!\ |
| 215 | '''Narration:''' Well, Adam, take cover, because Jamie's atop the Empire State Building, taking aim!\ |
| 216 | (''yellow stream narrowly misses Adam on the ground'')\ |
| 217 | '''Jamie:''' [[VideoGame/MarioParty DOH, I MISSED!]]\ |
| 218 | '''Narration:''' This myth is freaking stupid! |
| 219 | ** Their next task. |
| 220 | --->'''Narration:''' Adam and Jamie need to find out what is a penny. Once they've done that, they'll shoot WesternAnimation/{{K|ingOfTheHill}}ahn, [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash]], Creator/WillSmith, Music/{{Eminem}}, and a [[Franchise/JurassicPark Velociraptor]].\ |
| 221 | (''Jamie misses the Velociraptor'')\ |
| 222 | '''Jamie:''' DOH, I MISSED!\ |
| 223 | (''game over screen occurs as Jamie is killed by the Velociraptor'')\ |
| 224 | '''Narration:''' Meh. |
| 225 | ** When discussing the speed of a launched penny. |
| 226 | --->'''Jamie:''' We can fire this penny at about 65 miles an hour, which is about 56 miles an hour, which is Oh, So Fast, which is...ehhhhhhehhhhhhehhhhh...[=eHHHHHehhhhh=]...\ |
| 227 | '''Adam:''' ''[gradually decreasing pitch]'' The high-speed camera result is apparently 3000 feet per second.\ |
| 228 | '''Jamie:''' That's... that's about 65 miles an hour. That's like the speed of the sky.\ |
| 229 | (''Adam stares at Jamie'')\ |
| 230 | '''Jamie:''' I WENT TO COLLEGE! |
| 231 | ** Jamie's next myth. |
| 232 | --->'''Narration:''' Jamie needs to find someone who will let him shoot them in the eye.\ |
| 233 | '''Adam:''' [[TooDumbToLive I'll do it!]]\ |
| 234 | '''Jamie:''' Ok.\ |
| 235 | '''Narration:''' Adam's a big dummy!\ |
| 236 | (''Bang!; "Owwwww!"'')\ |
| 237 | '''Jamie:''' (''now in a large meadow'') So the myth is, that if you [[BoomHeadshot get shot in the eye,]] it probably wouldn't kill you.\ |
| 238 | (''[[BlackComedy pan down to show that Jamie is sitting on Adam's headstone]]'')\ |
| 239 | '''Jamie:''' Myth busted!\ |
| 240 | (''tombstone with the "BUSTED" plate appears'')\ |
| 241 | '''Narration:''' Penny for your thoughts right about now Jamie?\ |
| 242 | '''Jamie:''' Ehhhhhhehhh. |
| 243 | ** Grant throws a shuriken in Ganon's face. |
| 244 | --->Dude! You broke my face! Oh, the pain! '''IT BURNS!!!''' |
| 245 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iblkKoU4kHg Soflo the Worst]]: |
| 246 | ** "[[WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst I]] was a girl in the village doing all right, yeah right! Then I became [[TheStoner a stoner]]!" (''Smoke Weed Everyday starts up only to be interrupted by [[Series/TheOfficeUS Michael]] [[MemeticMutation screaming "NO!"]]'') |
| 247 | ** "I'll never learn how to do anything right!" (''Sofia bangs her head against a computer keyboard'') "Ow...!" |
| 248 | ** Sofia randomly shooting a laser from her mouth and what happens afterward. |
| 249 | --->'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}:''' Oh, that's so-oo co-o-o-o-l!! (''hit by a Star Destroyer'') |
| 250 | ** The "All sorts of powers" DisneyAcidSequence, culminating in a shot of Tilly made up to look like ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}. |
| 251 | ** "'''DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'''" "Are you ok, Sofia?" "'''BLEEEEEEEEEEEE'''-Not yet!" (''continues spazzing out'') |
| 252 | ** "Watch your face!" (''[[EpicFail hits Sofia with umbrella and "kills" her]]'') |
| 253 | *** What follows is an in-memorium sequence for a random Goomba that got stomped by one of the characters midway through the video. |
| 254 | ---->''[[Music/WhitneyHouston And I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i]] '''''[[MoodWhiplash DON'T KNOW]] [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill YOU!!]]''''' |
| 255 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXLV5wKWmFo Hank's Got a Lot of Beers]][[note]] Due to past copyright issues, the link goes to a mirrored re-upload[[/note]]: |
| 256 | ** Dale interrupting the intro sequence by shooting Hank and blowing him off the screen for no apparent reason. |
| 257 | ** Hank being disgusted with the ToiletHumor used in [[SelfDeprecation previous YTPs by Jimmy Davis]]. |
| 258 | --->'''Hank:''' It's all toilet jokes! (''runs to Jimmy Davis's house'') NO. MORE. TOILET. JOKES!! (''punches Jimmy in the face'') |
| 259 | ** The OverlyLongGag of Hank opening and closing the bathroom door, ending with him revealing a DrosteImage of himself opening the door. |
| 260 | ** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Bobby's face changing to different things]] during Hank and Peggy's "10 percent" discussion in the car. |
| 261 | ** "You can't get on base and you can't make omelettes." "Wow." |
| 262 | ** "Now you hit the next lawyer and [[GroinAttack break his balls]]." |
| 263 | ** "Look at [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Bob]]!" "Hi, Bobby, [[AxCrazy I'm here to shoot you]]." After a brief YTPMV of Hank yelling "Hey, look at me, boy!", [[BlackComedy Bob does so]]. |
| 264 | ** "I gotta stop in here for a minute and vomit on UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush and die." |
| 265 | ** Buckley turning into Weird Al as Hank talks to him. |
| 266 | --->'''Hank:''' Excuse me, where's the hardware?\ |
| 267 | '''Buckley:''' '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE HAAAA-AARDWARE!!]]''''' (''slaps Hank's stomach'') You're fat! (''continues to slap Hank's stomach'') AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! |
| 268 | ** The "Tap And Die" music sequence set to [[Music/MCHammer U Can't Touch This]]. The fact that Hank serves as the [[FollowTheBouncingBall bouncing ball]] is just the icing on the cake. |
| 269 | ** [[Music/{{Psy}} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY SEXY]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEE!]] |
| 270 | ** Hank as he talks to Anthony the child welfare services man: |
| 271 | --->'''Hank:''' I provide this community with [[SymbolSwearing profanity]] and useless accessories. (''[[TakeThat the Power Glove appears]]'') Now you listen here, see [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames that boy]]? That's ''my'' boy!\ |
| 272 | '''Link:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Great!]]\ |
| 273 | '''King Harkinian:''' Enough! Link is ''mah'' boi! I'm here to take him away!\ |
| 274 | '''Hank:''' IllKillYou! (''punches the King'')\ |
| 275 | '''King Harkinian:''' Oah!\ |
| 276 | (''during this scene, Anthony is sitting there wide-eyed in confusion and flipping rapidly through his notepad'') |
| 277 | ** Hank giving Anthony the Grand Canyon. |
| 278 | ** The in-memorium sequence for Weird Al. |
| 279 | --->'''Hank:''' [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late 80s after people stopped buying his records...]]\ |
| 280 | (''beat'')\ |
| 281 | '''Bob:''' [[LampshadeHanging I don't think that's true....]] |
| 282 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9z0DeSiD4s PBG's Ping Pong Poop]], which is part of a YTP Tennis match between Jimmy and Creator/NPCarlsson [[note]]([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXTtXmjZLAk NPCarlsson's video]], which may be necessary for some of these gags to make sense)[[/note]]: |
| 283 | ** The numerous [[CallBack Call Backs]] to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPz5af3qio this previous YTP]] by Jimmy. |
| 284 | ** "[[WebVideo/{{Markiplier}} Hello, everybody, my name is]] Peanut Butter [[HoYay Gay Man]]!" (''canned laughter; "[[VideoGame/PuttPutt That's funny!]]"'') "I meant to say something completely different: Hey everybody, I'm [[AmbiguouslyJewish Jewish]]." |
| 285 | ** The music number set to "Happy", which also lampshades HaveAGayOldTime. |
| 286 | --->"Gay means happy!"\ |
| 287 | "Because I'm GAAAAAAY-clap along if you feel like [[VideoGame/HotelMario spaghetti]] without the sauce"\ |
| 288 | "Because I'm GAAAAAAY-clap along if you feel like mah boi I call [[Series/PawnStars Big Hoss]]!" |
| 289 | ** "Man, the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Happy Mask Salesman]] is actually a little bit freaky." (''HMS does WildTake'') |
| 290 | --->'''PBG:''' He even commits genocide!\ |
| 291 | '''Creator/DaThings1:''' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner I like ponies!]]\ |
| 292 | '''HMS:''' All [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]] must die! (''zaps [=DaThings1=], scaring spectating Bob the Tomato, [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow, and Tom Servo]] away'') |
| 293 | ** "Zelda is a man!" (''bearded Zelda goes "Oah!"'') "Zelda is a [[Music/TheLonelyIsland boss]]! Zelda is my mom!" (''cringes in horror'') |
| 294 | ** "[[WebVideo/JonTron There's a circle that says]] '[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants touch]]', and when you push it it sounds like s***!" (''pushes button'') "Come in or else I will strangle YourMom!" "''Gasp'', [[BlackComedy that's my dad!]]" |
| 295 | ** PBG's search for his father. It's the Happy Mask Salesman. |
| 296 | ** PBG makes a [=YouTube=] Poop. ("Sir, I'll have you know that littering is a LOL!") Creator/StuartKReilly is not amused. |
| 297 | ** PBG is disorientated: |
| 298 | --->'''PBG:''' ''Ugh, what was in those cheeseburgers...?''\ |
| 299 | (''cut to a Big Mac without the top bun'')\ |
| 300 | '''Link:''' [[CaptainObvious Cheese!]]\ |
| 301 | '''PBG:''' [[AntiClimax Oh...well, that makes sense.]] |
| 302 | ** "You know what makes no sense? This zombie game:" (''StylisticSuck cover of a game called "Zumbii" featuring zombified Bikini Bottom citizens'') "You kill zombies by [[CaptainObvious killing them]]." |
| 303 | ** [[DeathByCameo Jimmy Davis's]] [[YourHeadASplode head exploding after being shot with a bazooka by the YouChew logo]], [[GrandTheftMe followed his body being hijacked by the Mario Head]] and [=PBG's=] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight nonchalant reaction to it]]. |
| 304 | --->'''Mario Head:''' (''singing'') Iiiiii got a body!\ |
| 305 | '''PBG:''' Oh Maro, you crazy guy... |
| 306 | ** The Mario Head removing ''PBG's'' head and shooting it through a basketball hoop. |
| 307 | --->''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Shooting some PBG-ball outside the school...]]'' |
| 308 | ** "Welcome to my new show about hunting!" (''fires a gun and "[[NotQuiteDead kills]]" [[BrickJoke Boy!Zelda]].'') |
| 309 | ** ''RIP Peebs - He drived cool'' |
| 310 | ** [[GainaxEnding The ending]], with a music number set to The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss" and PBG getting [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee-fied]] after inadvertently throwing [[RunningGag sauce]] on Weegee's face. |
| 311 | --->'''''MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!''''' |
| 312 | ** [[TheStinger This episode of PeanutButterGamer was brought to you by]] [[Creator/MichaelRosen Windmills]][[TradeSnark â„¢]] |
| 313 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYIB945A5k Link Pirates a Movie]], a movie uploaded on April Fool's Day, which features Link attempting to film a movie with his phone. HilarityEnsues, all the way up to the StylisticSuck, and fake, outro. |
| 314 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTW7K5F7tak LarryMan Twice]]: |
| 315 | ** The FakeOutOpening. |
| 316 | ** "That monster looked like [[CallBack Phil Vischer in a Speedo]]!" |
| 317 | ** Larryboy defeats the Milk Money Bandit by {{Megaton Punch}}ing him into space. Larry and Alfred later discover that he's still flying through space, singing [[VideoGame/DuckTales the Moon Theme]] all the way. |
| 318 | --->"Next time, remember: Snap the criminal's neck." |
| 319 | ** The above is immediately followed up by Larry executing "Plan B", which is to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill fire the]] [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Eclipse Cannon]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill at the Milk Money Bandit]]. He misses and accidentally hits the White House. |
| 320 | --->'''Larry:''' "[[OhCrap Uh... I'm gonna, uh... I'm gonna go to the bathroom]]." |
| 321 | ** "[[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Every day when you're walking down the street,]] and everybody that you meet...''[[MoodWhiplash really wants to kill you.]]'' |
| 322 | ** "There's no need to panic 'cause this guy's Hispanic-" "[[Creator/DonaldTrump THIS IS THE]] [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!]]" |
| 323 | ** "Looking fat and gray, [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute out of my sight]]." |
| 324 | ** Alfred makes an astounding discovery: |
| 325 | --->'''Dad Asparagus:''' Mr. Alfred, would you like to stay and spread weird rumors about your mom or even just tell true stories about your nice dad?\ |
| 326 | '''Alfred:''' Oh, that sounds like A ROBOT!!\ |
| 327 | '''Dad:''' (''eyes glowing; in a robotic Alfred voice'') [[BlatantLies I'M NOT A ROBOT!]]\ |
| 328 | (''Dad's head opens up, revealing a laser and zapping a screaming Alfred, who disappears in a StylisticSuck puff of smoke'')\ |
| 329 | '''Dad:''' (''head closing and turning to the viewer'') [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Ha! YOUR TURN!]] |
| 330 | ** "[[MemeticMutation HOW COULD THIS]] [[Music/SimplePlan HAPPEN TO ME?]] [[TakeThat I'M SICK OF THIS MEME!]] I JUST WANT ICE CREAM!" |
| 331 | ** A Platform/WiiU [[RunningGag appears in Mr. Nezzer's back yard]], [[CallBack finally putting Woody over the edge]] as he runs to Jimmy Davis's house to give Jimmy a piece of his mind. He throws open the door and leaps at Jimmy...[[EpicFail and harmlessly bounces off the top of Jimmy's head]] (being the size of a toy) [[EpicFail and flies into an (in)conveniently placed nearby]] [[KillItWithFire fireplace]]. |
| 332 | --->'''Jimmy Davis:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Strange, I don't remember having a fireplace...]] |
| 333 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47-7TT3qtm8 SpingeBill Becomes a Shameless Sellout]]: |
| 334 | ** "This is a ''huge'' butt!" |
| 335 | ** A girl breathes out a smoke cloud that turns into Nicolas Cage's face. |
| 336 | ** "Do drugs: It's really freakin' cool stuff. ... And it can kill you." |
| 337 | ** "Now, [=SpongeBob=] Squarepants is in [[WholesomeCrossdresser drag!]]" "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Beautiful!]]" |
| 338 | ** [[IAmAHumanitarian The Real Kid Burger]] at Burger King. |
| 339 | --->''One hundred percent kids for one hundred percent [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 cannibals!]]'' |
| 340 | ** The "[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas What's This?]]" remix. |
| 341 | ** "If you're into bikinis, you'll love [=SpongeBob=]'s sweet bottom!" "Once again, [[BrickJoke beautiful!]]" |
| 342 | ** "If you're into [=SpongeBob=], [[TakeThatAudience get a job!]]" |
| 343 | ** "For more nautical nonsense, flip ants into [=SpongeBob=]'s pants!" (''beat'') [[WebVideo/SpaceHamster Wh]][[FlatWhat at]]? |
| 344 | * [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik]], [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]], WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants, VideoGame/IMMeen, Advertising/DoctorRabbit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Morshu]], Creator/JackBlack, [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaCDIGames Ganon]], [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]], and Creator/MichaelRosen [[https://youtu.be/3u9eHI1i4Pg singing the National Anthem]]! |
| 345 | ** Michael Rosen is pissed off that he's in the video since he's British, and winds up standing awkwardly as all of the other characters sing the last line of the anthem. |
| 346 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHMKF9I7Vo&ab_channel=JimmyDavis MyCarly]]: |
| 347 | ** The opening {{content warning|s}}, which is sentenced-mixed from the [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 DK Rap]]. |
| 348 | ** Freddie asks where Spencer has been. He tells them that he was getting coffee for Creator/Hoffy1138 so he can buy art supplies for his next sculpture, a gigantic 10-foot tall cock. However, he was really flirting with an unconscious Lewbert. |
| 349 | *** Hoffy himself revealed in the comments that he doesn't even drink coffee. |
| 350 | ** Spencer's art sculpture is supposed to symbolize his gigantic cock, which turns out to be [[{{Pun}} an ostrich]]. |
| 351 | ** The Old Spice commercial |
| 352 | --->'''Po-po-po-po-po-po-po VideoGame/PokemonGO to the bathroom.'''\ |
| 353 | '''Po-po-po-po-po-po-po VideoGame/PokemonGO to hell.''' |
| 354 | ** Freddie asks Sam if she ever thinks about her sus. She replies that she chooses to chew Jews shoes |
| 355 | ** Lewbert is going to be 4 and a cake is made for him since he's "gay for cake". It does not end well. |
| 356 | --->'''"Suddenly, death"'''\ |
| 357 | '''Cake explodes and Lewbert is blown back''' |
| 358 | ** Spencer discovers that Sam has eaten Lewbert and made his bones into a necklace. Spencer admits that it's cute and blushes as [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus' infamous laugh is heard]]. |
| 359 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg8MS8wXp4s Mario and Luigi watch 2009-era YTPs]]. |
| 360 | -->'''Mario:''' [[Creator/MarcGraue What? Was this written by retarded kids?]]\ |
| 361 | '''Luigi:''' Yeah, well ''I'' think it was funny!\ |
| 362 | '''Mario:''' [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Luigi, you have Terminal 7 brain cancer.]]\ |
| 363 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 364 | '''Luigi:''' Yeah, well ''I'' think it was funny! |
| 365 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zowzWcbBNIE Did Caddicarus Know the Gaming Features of Spyro?]] |
| 366 | ** "Franchise/SpyroTheDragon was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted big boobs in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the Platform/PlayStation titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''." |
| 367 | --->"[[MemeticMutation Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs-]]'''''[[SensoryAbuse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]'''''" |
| 368 | ** "Originally, they wanted a carrot in a [[VideoGame/MarioKart kart]] to be their new protagonist, but this was changed to salad in order to appeal to children in order to compete with [[Creator/DonaldTrump the president of]] ''Did You Know Gaming''." |
| 369 | ** "The music in ''Spyro the Dragon'' was composed and performed by [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Stupid Coke Wizard]], the former drummer of the rock band [[Music/ThePolice The Pee Pees]]." |
| 370 | ** "Spyro was voiced by Creator/CarlosAlazraqui, the same actor who provided the voice for Creator/ClancyBrown, who voices Creator/TomKenny, who is actually the voice of [[Webcomic/{{Dolan}} Spoderman]] [[OverlyLongGag who was also well known at the time for voicing]] Franchise/{{S|tarTrek}}pock, the ''former'' former [[BrickJoke drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees]]." |
| 371 | ** "Did you also know? Eating too much Taco Bell makes Nickelodeon's WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants sh*t himself." |
| 372 | --->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I got [[Creator/WilfordBrimley diabeetus]]. |
| 373 | ** "Insomniac Games thought this was pretty strange, so they decided to remove Spyro from the game's sequel, ''"Spyro 2: [[Creator/NPCarlsson Ripto's Racist!]]"''. Also known as ''"Gateway to the Gay U.K."'' in Japan. Also known as ''[[NoExportForYou "Nothing"]]'' in the U.K." |
| 374 | *** "''[[Film/{{UHF}} AAABSOLUTELY NOTHIIING!]]'' " |
| 375 | ** "Within the code of all three original ''Spyro'' installments, there is [[Creator/MichaelRosen a strange poet]] hidden in [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the code of all three original Spyro installments]]." |
| 376 | --->"I've been here for three games!" - Strange Poet |
| 377 | ** "It's not known what this means, but I [[BrickJoke thought this was pretty strange]], and I always get triggered." |
| 378 | ** "Did You Know That You Didn't Know That [[WesternAnimation/GIJoeARealAmericanHero Knowing Is Half The Battle]]?" |
| 379 | ---> '''[[Film/TheRoom2003 Johnny]]:''' I did ''naht''. |
| 380 | * [[https://youtu.be/jPv4B_QfWME Larry the Cucumber screaming to the tune of]] [[Music/RickAstley Never Gonna Give You Up]]. |
| 381 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwYx3uMUtU0 You Should Never Let Archibald Direct A YouTube Poop]]: |
| 382 | ** "One day, he was waiting for Lollipop Lady!" |
| 383 | ** "A hat makes him feel so beautiful and chocolate just makes him fat!" |
| 384 | ** The baby in the sun from ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}'' burning Larry. |
| 385 | --->'''Alfred:''' Tiiiime was passing, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, [[OverlyLongGag and the sun grew hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter!]]\ |
| 386 | Fire! |
| 387 | ** "I've been around since '93 and I still don't have a meme." |
| 388 | ** "Film/TheCatInTheHat just sat upon my dad!" |
| 389 | ** Michael Rosen's reaction to The Cat In The Hat farting after [[CallBack the Fib tells him to do so]]. |
| 390 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gZgpB-sRA Steamed Hams But It's Edited Like a Classic YTP (Pre-SpaDinner)]], a [[{{Retreaux}} charming throwback]] to the 2006-2008 era of [=YouTube=] Poop using the "[[Memes/TheSimpsons steamed hams]]" sequence. |
| 391 | ** "But what if I were to purchase Upstate New York and disguise it as my own [[ToiletHumor poop]]?" |
| 392 | ** "Why is your erection coming out of your oven, Seymour?" |
| 393 | ** "Aurora B[[RepeatCut urora]]alis??" |
| 394 | ** "Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some steam from Upstate New York!" "Well, I'm from your kitchen and I've never heard anyone use the phrase [='=]'''GOOD LORD WHAT IS''' steamed hams?'" |
| 395 | ** "Superintendent! I was just pooping on the windowsill. Care to Join me? Join me? Joinmejoinmejoinme?" |
| 396 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrMB9gukWDQ I.M. Meen's Deteriorating Mental Stability]] |
| 397 | ** This bizarre sequence of events: |
| 398 | --->'''Gnome:''' You can touch me!\ |
| 399 | '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick]]:''' Touch!\ |
| 400 | ''(Patrick touches the gnome)''\ |
| 401 | '''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Guy:''' But it's opposite day...\ |
| 402 | '''Gnome:''' Can't touch me!\ |
| 403 | '''Patrick:''' AH-AH-AH-AH!\ |
| 404 | ''[[StuffBlowingUp (Patrick explodes)]]''\ |
| 405 | Oh, I got dead again!\ |
| 406 | '''Film/{{Willy Wonka|AndTheChocolateFactory}}:''' [[MemeticMutation YOU LOSE!]]\ |
| 407 | '''Patrick:''' This game stinks! |
| 408 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyMv2ul7CeY The King's Nostalgia Trip]] (preview), in which King Harkinian builds a time machine. |
| 409 | -->'''Gwonam:''' Alright, Harkinian, I have two questions. One: Where... er, ''when'' do you wish to go to?\ |
| 410 | '''King:''' Hmm... HO! I'm going to the year 200X, back when YouTubePoop was at its peak of quality.\ |
| 411 | '''Gwonam:''' Um... Okay. Now, question number two: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE MY FREAKIN' CARPET??\ |
| 412 | '''King:''' You see that thing behind me? That's a [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]. It's what makes time travel possible. But it can't work unless I'm going 88 miles per hour.\ |
| 413 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 414 | '''Gwonam:''' And...?\ |
| 415 | '''King:''' And my ship sails too slowly. ''(cue'' [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Live And Learn]]'')'' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Squadalah!]] ''(flies away)''\ |
| 416 | '''Gwonam:''' AH! My beautiful carpet!\ |
| 417 | '''Zelda:''' Father!\ |
| 418 | '''Link:''' Cool!\ |
| 419 | '''Impa:''' ...I'm goin' back to sleep. |
| 420 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_quJH-Pt48 Die of Pingas]] |
| 421 | ** "This [=YouTube=] Poop is brought to you to help you to masturbate so you can go to hell until you die." |
| 422 | ** "Good morning. I'm afraid to die, and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about... diabeetus. [[RuleOfThree Actually, about]]... ''DIABEETUS''. Actually about, diarrhea. You know, having to get up every 15 or 20 minutes all through the night to [[ToiletHumor take a doo-doo]] is the worst thing in the world. You know, people don't learn to live with this. I really shouldn't eat 15 or 20 tacos before bed." |
| 423 | ** "There's a line in a song: Forget your doctor, come on, get diabeetus." |
| 424 | ** "And I said, 'come on, loosen up your pants and let's do the do.' And he said to me, 'Wilford, that's really gay, but I'm willing to talk to you about your situation. To help you to pray the gay away.' And I really wasn't interested in that." |
| 425 | ** "In closing, I would simply like to say to you, I do love me some toast." (''cue VideoGame/HotelMario music'') |
| 426 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVS4d0Ft4c Link: The Boy: The Movie: The Trailer: The Poop]] in general is a ''very'' well-done parody of the much-hated ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' trailer. Some standout examples include: |
| 427 | ** In the original trailer, Sonic speeds past the car, giving the driver a justifiable reason to be surprised. In the poop, Link slowly walks by the King, saying "Hey, I think you're gay!". The King [[MundaneMadeAwesome treats this as something extraordinary]]. |
| 428 | ** VideoGame/IMMeen is the Robotnik equivalent and parodies the mannerisms of the character to hell and back. To the point of him explaining the joke about his TechnoBabble. Gwonam is the only one who thinks it's [[CallBack funny (stuff my dude)]]. |
| 429 | --->'''Meen:''' "Eccentric & smart man rapidly speaks many large words: the Joke[[superscript:TM]]." |
| 430 | ** Mario's reaction to Meen asking for his name only to immediately shout "I don't care!": [[note]]Extra funny for using the soundclip of [[ApprovalOfGod Marc Graue's shitpost]][[/note]] |
| 431 | --->'''Mario:''' "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?]]" |
| 432 | ** When the King discovers Link, instead of saying "GHPD", he's listing the alphabet until he reaches "O". As he sees Link, it turns into an "[[OhCrap Oh shit]]". |
| 433 | ** Link tries to convince the King that he's an Octorok. ''The King actually falls for it'' ([[DoubleTake at first]]). |
| 434 | ** When the King finds himself unable to shoot Link with tranquilizer bullets[[note]]When one hits the groin, it bounces back, his balls are appearantly [[VideoGame/DukeNukem made of steel]][[/note]], he just uses a [[MemeticMutation Dinner Blaster]] to knock him out. |
| 435 | ** The mere fact that the King's car is a [[MythologyGag Toyota Hybrid]]. |
| 436 | ** When Meen is shooting Link, Link stops time to say that he took [[Anime/DragonBallZ 9000]] steps today. He laughs at his own joke until the BulletTime wears off and he's hit with the blast. |
| 437 | ** The ending, showing Meenbotnik visiting [[AuthorAvatar Jimmy Davis]]. |
| 438 | --->"[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pooping as usual I see...]]" |
| 439 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWEq9kz_v0 The Ferbeas and Vinny Theme Song]] |
| 440 | ** "Building a rock-- " "[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld You didn't make it!]]" |
| 441 | ** "...or fucking up the Eiffel Tower." (''image of the Eiffel Tower falling over'') |
| 442 | ** "[=DiScOvErInG sOmEtHiNg=] that doesn't exist" (UR PP lol) |
| 443 | ** "The problem with our generation is our generation doesn't give a shit." |
| 444 | ** "Finding a dodo bird! ''Finding a dodo bird!'' [[RuleOfThree FINDING A DODO BIRD!]] |
| 445 | ** "As you can see, summer doesn't exist." |
| 446 | ** "I know what we're gonna do today! Perry!" "Do me, do me, do me..." |
| 447 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb5Eu9KKbpM The French Prick of Hell's Fair]], a collab with fellow YTP creator [=MasterJoJ=]. |
| 448 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3VM2uwiUJ0 The Boy Checks Twitter]] is primarily a compilation of Jimmy's twitter posts from the previous two years, though it also features some additional skits. |
| 449 | ** Before the clipshow begins, there's a disclaimer about the source of the clips, their contents, and where the timestamps are. After which comes a reminder to [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel smash the like button, crush the subscribe button]], [[NonSequitur leave a comment about your favorite soup]], follow Jimmy on [=OnlyFans=], strangle the bell icon, [[SexualEuphemism choke the chicken]], [[SchmuckBait delete system32]], [[MoodWhiplash join a]] [[ApocalypseCult doomsday cult]], [[BrotherSisterIncest smash your favorite sister]], drink the Kool-Aid, and most importantly, take a fucking bath. |
| 450 | * The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ECec9YoHYs The Decayer App]]. |
| 451 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwD5-ze8W2I&t=178s "The Illuminati Directly Reveals the Subpar Morally Broken Movie"]]: |
| 452 | ** Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto's reaction to the... ''interesting'' facts Creator/ChrisPratt reveals: |
| 453 | -->'''Miyamoto:''' What the fuck is wrong with you, Chris? |
| 454 | ** When it's Creator/JackBlack's turn, he outright reveals that he dreams of [[TakeThat Miyamoto firing Pratt and giving]] ''[[TakeThat him]]'' [[TakeThat the role of Mario]]. |
| 455 | ** In the trailer proper, Bowser arrives to begin his attack, only to be ambushed, grabbed by the tail, and tossed away by [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 the SM64 version of Mario]]. Unfortunately, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard it backfires when Bowser comes crashing on top of him]]... before [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill brutally stomping him down and cursing him out]]: |
| 456 | -->'''Jack Black!Bowser:''' [[Music/TenaciousD FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING]] ''[[Music/TenaciousD SHIT!]]'' '''[[Music/TenaciousD YOU FUCKING]]''' '''''[[Music/TenaciousD SHIT!]]''''' |
| 457 | ** Bowser, in an autotuned tune, demands the penguin kingdom to "OPEN THE GATES!". Naturally, [[VideoGame/HotelMario they refuse]], so how does Bowser convince them? |
| 458 | -->'''Jack Black!Bowser:''' You fucking dick! |
| 459 | -->'''Penguin Kingdom''' ''(through gates)'' [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks What did you say?!]] |
| 460 | -->''(cue the penguins attacking, their king [[FlippingTheBird flipping Bowser off]], as the army nails him with a [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Morshu]] head-bomb)'' |
| 461 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKqND7KVAd0 Spinge Binge meets the Hookers]], originally made for a (now scrapped) collab with jallerbo. |
| 462 | ** The Intro. |
| 463 | --->'''Painty''': Are ya winnin', son?\ |
| 464 | ''(Camera pans over to an [[{{Pun}} actual sun]] at the computer)''\ |
| 465 | '''Sun''': [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales I don't have any hands.]] |
| 466 | ** Mr. Krabs asks Spinge Binge what he told him about the hookers, to which Spinge Binge replies that he doesn't know, while holding onto a muscular man's bicep. |
| 467 | --->'''Patrick''': I'll tell you about the hookers! You climb on top of them and ride 'em like a horsie!\ |
| 468 | '''Spinge Binge''': Um, Patrick, that's not a hooker.\ |
| 469 | '''Patrick''': It's not?\ |
| 470 | '''Squidward's Ghost''': IT'S A BOMB!\ |
| 471 | '''Patrick''': Oh darn it! Not again!\ |
| 472 | ''[[StuffBlowingUp (The bomb explodes and sends Patrick flying into the stratosphere)]]'' |
| 473 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKoap4P_qA4 Have You Seen The King?]] |
| 474 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCLb1dqakFI&t Gwonam's ringtone]] being a remix of Morshu saying his famous lines, as well as with autotuned humming. |
| 475 | ** Upon being called to the castle by Harkinian, Gwonam ends up encountering... a traffic light, floating on its own, with absolutely no one in sight, stuck on red. He considers running it, only to reconsider. |
| 476 | --->'''Gwonam:''' Even with no cops in sight, I still can't bring myself to break the [[{{Pun}} squada-law!]] |
| 477 | ** As it turns out, the King called Gwonam over in the dead of night to show him the collab he and Jimmy did with WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}. Judging by the times displayed on Gwonam's phone and the King's computer, Gwonam travelled for forty-four minutes thinking the King was in some serious danger, only for the matter to be something that could have easily waited until morning. |
| 478 | --->'''Gwonam:''' You called me over here in the middle of the night... ''for that?'' |
| 479 | --->''(The King nods)'' |
| 480 | ** The King fast-forwarding through the video [[OverlyLongGag while repeatedly saying "scrub!"]]. When Gwonam tries to ask what's happening, he abruptly shushes him. |
| 481 | ** Upon finally getting to his cameo, the King turns around and slowly rises into view, with an anticipatory face that just ''screams'' "...Well? How about that!" |
| 482 | ** At the end of the video, Link shows up and, in contrast to Gwonam, says he's impressed by the King's collab. However, the King denies him a treat because he peed on the couch earlier. |
| 483 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_w5v-pIKsM Muppets are Bad Role Models]]" |
| 484 | ** The ''WesternAnimation/CareBears'' game segment is already funny, with it declaring that you play it by slamming your face into the keyboard, but it gets hysterical when it shows WebVideo/PhantomStrider "playing" it that way, only to lose. He then screams until [[YourHeadAsplode his head explodes]]. |
| 485 | ** IGN's "review" of the game near the end is just as funny. |
| 486 | --->'''IGN:''' "it's an errotic game with disgusting Muppets. 10 out of 10!" |
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