History Funny / HitlerRants

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQRwjrrdto Hitler marries Krebs to Burgdorf]]:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4bcs002Yg Hitler hiring Traudl]] is both sweet and funny for its sheer contrast to the usual scenes, particularly Hitler as a very calm, grandfatherly, AffablyEvil figure. Arguably the funniest part is the implication that ''the first meeting with Fegelein was what made Hitler snap''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4bcs002Yg Hitler hiring Traudl]] is both sweet and funny for its sheer contrast to the usual scenes, particularly Hitler as a very calm, grandfatherly, AffablyEvil figure. The funniest thing is the implication that ''the first meeting Fegelein was what drove Hitler nuts''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctfepK91Vo Goring doesn't want to eat soup]].

* Hitler [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_FSZv2KMg plans to get Goring into shape]]. Possibly the funniest is the first attempt with Goring being tricked into running, culminating in a [[EpicFail disastrous]] SS military operation to ''help Goring stand up with a crane''.

*** The entire YourMom contest, with highlights including [[ItsPersonal Mohnke and Goebbels actually insulting each other's mothers]] and Hitler beating his entire general staff with a well-orchestrated rant.

*** The entire YourMom contest, with highlights including [[ItsPersonal Mohnke and Goebbels genuinely insulting each other]] and Hitler beating his entire general staff with a well-orchestrated rant.

*** At one point, Günsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead.]]]]
*** The entire YourMom contest, with highlights including [[ItsPersonal Mohnke and Goebbels genuinely insulting each other's mothers]] and Hitler beating his entire general staff with a well-orchestrated rant.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLv-TFfOCOE Viva La Fegel 4.]] Just when you thought Fegelein ran out of ideas, he strikes again. With Günsche being given an absolutely irritating {{dubstep}} voice.

-->'''Koller:''' [[TooDumbToLive I've accidentally deleted the System32 folder]].[[note]]For those less tech-savvy: the [=System32=] folder contains vital Windows files and deleting it will render Windows unusable. Needless to say, DoNotTryThisAtHome unless you don't mind reinstalling Windows and losing your data if you don't recover it somehow.[[/note]]

* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZqq0T-dtU Hitler Provides IT Support]]: [[TooDumbToLive "I've accidentally deleted the System32 folder"]].[[note]]For those less tech-savvy: the [=System32=] folder contains vital Windows files and deleting it will render Windows unusable. Needless to say, DoNotTryThisAtHome unless you don't mind reinstalling Windows and losing your data if you don't recover it somehow.[[/note]]

--> '''Göring''' (While getting shot): [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 I AM]] [[KevLard BULLET-PROOOF]]!!!

--> '''Fegelein:''' The moment of truth, here's the fourth one!! Can you dig it?!!
--> ''Cue Hitler screaming in pain as he gets a razor stuck in his face''.
--> '''Fegelein:''' Now here's an antic you can "sink your teeth" into!

** The scene where Göring [[BellyFlopCrushing accidentally crushes Traudl]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice is rather painfully amusing]]. Specially the part where he gets shot, but Kevlard his stomach prevents him [[MadeOfIron from getting injured]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQdzexzbumc Hitler Reacts to Wolfenstein 3D]]. The events of VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D seen through the eyes of Hitler and friends. Ol' Dolfy questions if his soldiers are even speaking German. Also, four words: '''INSANE POLLACK ENDS WAR'''

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9v7LOw-RlE Hitler is informed and rants about nobody]]. Maybe Hitler finally [[SanitySlippage lost it]]

--> '''Gunsche''': It looks like you're just throwing random shit together.
** Gunsche's face is even edited to make him cock an eyebrow during this line!

** Fegelein grabbing a hold of the magic pencil and [[spoiler:turning Hitler into a toilet, which Gunsche and Goring are about to use.]]

** Hitler and Gunsche practicing their trash-talk:
---> '''Gunsche''': You're ground motherfucking beef.

** And let's not forget Gunsche returning in a ''[[TankGoodness battletank]]''... only to be foiled [[ClippedWingAngel by a]] ''[[ClippedWingAngel banana]]''.

** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when [[spoiler:Gunsche joins in]].

** Gunsche constantly saying "Wii U".
** Hitler "chasing" Gunsche.

*** The whole GagPenis sequence.

*** At one point, Gunsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead.]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5bTHC9Iu8 Hitler is informed Gunsche is sitting in his chair]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTkAFkVWXk Hitler's door]] - Hitler's door apparently gains a mind of its own and attempts a getaway, with Dolfy and Gunsche in pursuit.

** Hitler and Gunsche hunting a turkey that carries a rather odd resemblance to Goebbels.

* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o&feature=context-vrec Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Gunsche shows him a newspaper with the title [[spoiler: Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=]]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhD9F2rFrk Gunsche Informs Hitler that Gunsche is Fegelein]] - hilarious simply due to the amount of previous videoes where Hitler is screaming about how angry he is at Fegelein and he's been there the entire time.

--> '''Hitler:''' "Revolver Burgdorf, Vulcan Goring, Psycho Skeletor, Sniper Magda and Grey Gunsche..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VsW57s1r4 Hitler has been eaten by Goring]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEE131CF3do Fegelein Traps Jodl in a Gunsche Costume!]]
** Jodl's voice coming out of what at first appears to be Gunsche is both unexpected and hilarious.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mk-WhmDgQ Fegelein traps Krebs in a Gunsche-costume]]
-->'''Krebs:''' "Fegelein has trapped me in a Gunsche-costume. Shit, fuck, and dammit."

** Gunsche's "gasp" when he sees the snow outside.

*** Later we get:
---> '''Hitler:''' [[BrickJoke Damnit, Jodl, don't make me summon Cthulhu again!]]

* The ''[[Series/VivaLaBam Viva la]] [[Main/AffectionateParody Fegel]]'' series:

** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. (Or, Hitler [[HellHasNewManagement took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around!)

** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital as a result.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcZwfSb-68 Hitler is informed of the Wii U]]

** Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.

-->'''Hitler''': For being the "Prince of Darkness", you sure are an imbecile.

** Though much of the video can actually be considered nightmare fuel, Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.
-->'''Eva:''' *runs into Hitler's office* You can't have a facial surgery, can you?

-->'''Hitler:''' *farts loudly with a frustrated look on his face in response*
-->'''Eva:''' *pauses for a moment and then runs backwards out of Hitler's office*

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zx9IMXbOOA Hitler's Thanksgiving Day!]]"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAkx91nve1k Adolf Hitler VS A Fly]], which is... ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. HilarityEnsues.

-->'''Hitler:''' *slams desk* "FEGELEIN!"

*** This is actually a case of Team Rocket proving to be DangerouslyGenreSavvy, since the fact they always lost "because the good guys always won" gets ''INVERTED'', [[EvilVsEvil since they're fighting]], well, ThoseWackyNazis.

-->'''Hitler:''' [[GetOnWithItAlready Just give me an answer!]] Or I dump you in [[UsefulNotes/{{Iran}} Iran]]!

* The Viva la Fegel series:

-->'''Fegelein''': [[SpongebobSquarepants We take the Fuerherbunker]] [[MemeticMutation and push it somewhere else]].

** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. (Or, Hitler [[LikeABadassOutOfHell took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around!)