History Funny / CrisisOnInfiniteEarths2019

* Just as it looks as if everyone is settling into this new world, Superman gets a phone call from Lois talking about "the boys" in trouble. When Superman asks "the boys?" Lois (who doesn't remember their previous reality in which they only had one child) replies "Yes, Clark, our ''sons''?" The look on the Man of Steel's face at suddenly having more than one kid is priceless.

* Just as it looks as if everyone is settling into this new world, Superman gets a phone call from Lois talking about "the boys" in trouble. When Superman asks "the boys?" Lois (who doesn't remember the multiverse) replies "Yes, Clark, our ''sons''?" The look on the Man of Steel's face at suddenly having more than one kid is priceless.

* After Barry assembles the device capable of [[AndIMustScream shrinking things indefinitely]], he absentmindedly moves his hand to touch it. Cue [[OhCrap a panicked reaction]] [[RapidFireNo and protest]] from Nash, Ryan, and Ray, prompting Barry to respond in [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl the highest falsetto he has ever mustered]].

* As a result of the reboot, Lex Luthor is basically ''[[VillainWithGoodPublicity the most popular man in the country]]'' due to constantly getting awards.

** This is later compounded by Barry showing up to punch her away, explaining she's "one of [his]"...[[LockedOutOfTheLoop prompting Barry to wonder why Supergirl is on his Earth]].

* Ray's reaction to the memories of the multiverse, including "there's a Super-me?" complete with posing arms akimbo.

** Seconds before disappearing, DCEU Barry mutters "I ''told'' [[ComicBook/{{Cyborg}} Victor]] this was possible..." [[SkewedPriorities It says a lot that he was more concerned with being proven right than his (apparent) impending demise.]]

* [[Film/SupermanTheMovie Earth-96]] Clark [[ActorAllusion doesn't know who Ray Palmer is]].

* [[Film/SupermanI Earth-96]] Clark [[ActorAllusion doesn't know who Ray Palmer is]].

* They still need a Waverider, so Harbinger travels to Earth-74 where she meets that world's Mick Rory who, rather than retire with all the Legends of that Earth, took the Waverider...which is now voiced by [[Creator/WentworthMiller Leonard]]. For some reason.

* After a crying Jonathan is being passed along between Lois, Clark, and Kara, who finally calms the kid down? ''Earth-74 Mick'' who, instead of refusing the new charge like Kate did, [[CutenessProximity immediately warms up to the baby]], with one of the most [[WhenSheSmiles adorable smiles]] you'll ever see from someone like him. Cue a stunned look from everyone.

** When he notices that Earth-167 Clark is using an axe to chop wood, Earth-38 Clark notes he could do it with one hand. He says it in confusion, but his wife looks to him like he's trying to make himself look more impressive than the super-buff Earth-167 Clark.

--->'''Earth-167 Clark:''' Still stronger.

* When Lois, Clark, and Iris first bump into Earth-96 Clark, Lois [[HeldGaze locks eyes with him for a while]], before Clark has to loudly clear his throat to get everyone's attention. [[NotSoAboveItAll Almost as if he is jealous...]] (then again, considering that this is the second time he gets to meet a Superman who is both taller and buffer than him[[note]]Tyler Hoechlin is muscular, but not [[HeroicBuild a massive hunk]] like Brandon Routh or Tom Welling[[/note]], he definitely wants to assert dominance by now).
* [[ComicBook/KingdomCome Earth-96]] Clark [[ActorAllusion doesn't know who Ray Palmer is]].

* When Kate reveals her identity, Oliver is just embarrassed he didn't figure it out.

* Lois' idea of front-page news: Superman can't change a diaper.

* Sara and Ray are participating in a trivia contest at a Star City bar for free booze. Sara thinks they've won when the last contest question is about Music/JanisJoplin's (whom they briefly met in ''Legends'' Season 4) last song. Thanks to Ray's accidental tampering with time, they lose the contest.[[note]]Because, due to Janis [[BrickJoke seeing a shrunk Ray]], her last song went from being called "Mercedes Benz" to being called "Little Robot Man".[[/note]]

-->'''Lucifer:''' ''[[IncomingHam Johnny!]]'' I'd like to say it's a pleasure to see you on my Earth, outside my club, [[BaitAndSwitchComment but it's not.]]

--->'''Lucifer:''' A soul retrieval, [[BlahBlahBlah blah, blah, blah]], the worlds are ending. It's all very Biblical, John.

--->'''Earth-167 Clark:''' [[RealityEnsues Still stronger.]]

-->'''Lucifer:''' ''[[IncomingHam Johnny!]]'' I'd like to say it's a pleasure to see you on my Earth, outside my club; [[BaitAndSwitchComment it's not.]]

** As the Fridge page points out, since Barry didn't know about it, the cage must've been put there by STAR Lab's [[Characters/ArrowverseEobardThawne previous owner]]. Think about that for a second.

** The chairs surrounding the round table resemble those used by video gamers. Knowing [[{{Adorkable}} Barry and especially Cisco]], the idea is they basically ''are'' gamer chairs.

--->'''Constantine:''' ''(forced laugh)'' "[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Con-stan]]-''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay teen]]''".\\

-->'''Jefferson:''' [[OhCrap Oh]].[[ThisIsGonnaSuck It's like]] ''[[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed that]]''...

-->'''Jefferson:''' [[OhCrap Oh,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck it's like]] ''[[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed that]]''...

** As the Fridge page points out, since Barry didn't know about it, the cage must've been put there by STAR Lab's [[Characters/ArrowverseEobardThawne previous owner.]] Think about that for a second.

-->'''Dinah''': Is this actually happening?
-->'''Rene''': Is this what all crossovers are like?
-->'''Sara''': Yes and not exactly.
-->'''Diggle:''' I'm never letting my child watch that show again.
* When Sara tells Ava and Nate that she's been busy saving the multiverse, the two of them immediately gripe about her getting sucked into another crossover and complain that as soon as the team asks to be left out, the other heroes start kidnapping people. What's even better is that Ava agrees with Nate wholeheartedly despite only being with the team officially for one year and never having to go through a crossover with them--guess the Legends filled her in on how wild things get.

* Just as it looks as if everyone is settling into this new world, Superman gets a phone call from Lois talking about "the boys" in trouble. When Superman asks "the boys?" Lois (who doesn't remember the multiverse) replies "Yes, Clark, our ''sons?'' The look on the Man of Steel's face at suddenly having more than one kid is priceless.

* After the badass moment where Barry reveals the conference table and the assembled heroes sit down, we hear something breaking and what sounds like a monkey chattering around in the ceiling. Sara comments, "Sounds like we need to call pest control." Barry asks, "What was that?" We then see an empty animal cage, the door swinging open. The name of the animal? ''[[WesternAnimation/SuperFriends Gleek]]''. As if to drive the point home, a rendition of the ''Super Friends'' theme plays in the background (which fits in nicely when we see that the warehouse is built in a way that looks just like the Hall Of Justice).

* Why is Mick in Star City? He's doing a Rebecca Silver book signing... which gets interrupted by Beebo.

* Kate arrives on the scene, prompting a bit of a squee-style reaction from Kara before Barry, of all people, shoots her a look and she gets serious again. Kate's reaction to Beebo? "I don't think the rules apply to a 50-foot tall talking plush toy?" The music even turns from dramatic to comical sounding to underline the sheer tonal dissonance. As Beebo walks past her, Kate mutters "It's... unnatural."

* After defeating the Anti-Monitor, the heroes are about to celebrate... until Kara tries to find Superman. He shows up in front of her shrunk, since Ray had to shrink him earlier to help him escape the Anti-Monitor's grip, and almost forgot all about it!

* Ray's reaction to the memories of the multiverse, including "there's a Super-me?" complete with posing ArmsAkimbo.

* Ray's reaction to the memories of the multiverse, including "there's a Super-me?" complete with putting fists on his hips.

** All of the non-Legends reaction to the event. Sara wonders how Beebo is rampaging through Star City. As if reflecting fans who didn't watch ''Legends of Tomorrow'', Rene tells her that it would be better to ask ''why'' Beebo is rampaging through the city. Meanwhile, Dinah has to double-ask Sara if it this is really happening, and even after being reassured that it is, she doesn't seem entirely convinced.

-->'''Renee''': Is this what all crossover are like?
-->'''Sara''': Yes and no.
-->'''Diggle:''' I am never letting my kid watch that show again.

* Why is Mick in Star City? He's doing a Rebecca Silver book signing...which gets interrupted by Beebo.

* Kate arrives on the scene, prompting a bit of a squee-style reaction from Kara before she gets serious again. Kate's reaction to this? "I don't think the rules apply to a 50 foot-tall talking plush toy?" The music even turns from dramatic to comical sounding to underline the sheer tonal dissonance. As Beebo walks past her, Kate mutters "It's unnatural."
** The heroes (Barry, Kara, Ray and Mick) try to trip Beebo by snaring his legs. It doesn't work because they learn too late that this Beebo is a BlobMonster. The snare gets snagged and causes them to stumble. Barry in particular makes an embarassing fall.
* Turns out the giant Beebo was conjured up by a hammy magic villain calling himself "Sargon the Sorceror" ([[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargon_the_Sorcerer who is in fact an actual DC character]]), who used Beebo as a distraction while he robbed a bank (so he could go buy a time share in Bogota). Barry and Sara promptly stop him, the former admonishing him "Come on, man? Beebo? Is nothing sacred?" and the latter informing him that "Beebo is off limits" before knocking him out. The giant Beebo promptly dissolves into a puddle of blue goop, and given Kara's reaction, the goop apparently smells awful.
** Also, it's Mick who puts it together as "I know what I'd do" in a situation like this.

* After defeating the Anti-Monitor, the heroes are about to celebrate...until Kara tries to find Superman. He shows up in front of her shrunk, since Ray had to shrink him earlier to help him escape the Anti-Monitor's grip, and almost forgot all about it!

* After the badass moment where Barry reveals the conference table and the assembled heroes sit down, we hear something breaking and what sounds like a monkey chattering around in the ceiling. Sara comments "Sounds like we need to call pest control." Barry asks "What was that?" We then see an empty animal cage, the door swinging open. The name of the animal? ''[[WesternAnimation/SuperFriends Gleek]]''. As if to drive the point home, a rendition of the ''Super Friends'' theme plays in the background (which fits in nicely when we see that the warehouse is built in a way that looks just like the Hall Of Justice).

* After the badass moment where Barry reveals the conference table and the assembled heroes sit down, we hear something breaking and what sounds like a monkey chattering around in the ceiling. Sara comments "Sounds like we need to call pest control." Barry asks "What was that?" We then see an empty animal cage, the door swinging open. The name of the animal? ''[[WesternAnimation/SuperFriends Gleek]]''. As if to drive the point home, a rendition of the ''Super Friends'' theme plays in the background.

* Earth-38 Lex surviving the antimatter wave isn't funny, but rather how he did: A Sharpie. For real. All Lex needed was ''a felt-tip pen'' to scribble his name on a torn page from the Book of Destiny, ''just so'' he can get one over on ''[[ComicBook/KingdomCome a]]'' Superman. "The pen is mightier than the sword," indeed.

** When Earth-38 Lex finally snaps and tries to punch him, [[BroughtDownToBadass Earth-167 Clark catches the punch and decks him.]]