History Funny / AvatarTheLastAirbenderBookThree

* Aang's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcsoWKFolbw ridiculous armor setup]]. It would be like [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Frodo wearing Sauron's armor]].

* Aang pretending to be a Fire Nation citizen, suggesting to Dock to clean the river.

* Toph pretending to be a Fire Nation citizen, suggesting to Dock to clean the river.

** However once the Serpent turns on the other fire nation ship because they attacked it, Sokka happily hugs himself.

* Sokka sneaking around the fire nation beach that they land on, but not being as stealthy as he thinks he's being.

'''Aang:''' (''non pulsed'') It's okay.

* [[DudeNotFunny Zuko's reaction]] to [[AcceptableReligiousTargets the others' reaction]] to his newly learned technique.

** Finally, Toph pretends that a rich man's carriage had hit her and Sokka comes out pretending to be a police (along with his beard)! The man pays him off, and only until the bags nearly reach Sokka's chin does he give him a good-natured wink.

--> '''Toph:''' WILL YOU PLEASES SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP?!

-->'''Toph:''' You make it too easy!

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* Every moment of Azula trying to fit in socially, particularly her attempts to get a guy to like her. There's something beautiful about how Azula can bring down entire kingdoms within mere days and manipulate her opponents' emotions with malicious glee, but she can't get a boyfriend to save her life.

'''Azula:''' You said we'd be partying from dusk to dawn. It's dusk, so we're here.\\

'''Azula:''' We are the perfect party guests. We arrive right on time, because we are very punctual.

* Sozin takes Roku away from the party to have a private chat with him. Roku tries to get his friend to be cheery.
--> '''Roku:''' It's my wedding night! Relax, dance, have a cookie!

** Finally, they pretend a rich man ran her over and Sokka comes out pretending to be a police (along with his beard)! The man pays him off, and only until the bags nearly rich Sokka's chin does he give him a good-natured wink.

'''Katara:''' ...Well then, what's this? ''(brandishes the same wanted poster)''\\

--> '''Hama:''' People go in, and they ''don't'' come out. (''Beat'') (''cheerfully standing up'') Who wants more tea?

'''Hama:''' You would have me use my feminine charms to take advantage of that poor man? ... I think you and I are going to get along swimmingly!
* When Sokka decides to snoop around Hama's inn, he finds a small chest. As Katara tries to stop him, Toph remarks "Maybe it's treasure!"

'''Aang:''' Close enough.

-->'''Sokka:''' It's like my brain has a mind of its own!

* Toph pretending to be a Fire Nation citizen, suggesting to Dock to clean the river.
* When the Gaang wakes up to find Appa sick, Sokka starts to panic. When Toph mentions that she didn't realize he cared so much, Sokka says he might as well throw their schedule away now. Cue Aang and Katara giving him a DeathGlare, and Toph keeping her head down in shame.
* Sokka tests the purple "lichen tongue berries" on Toph. Complete with her sticking out a huge purple tongue.

* Aang's whole attempt to make contact with 'the Painted Lady.' Poor Katara tries to keep up the disguise while Aang cheerfully keeps after her. Culminating in him running headlong into a pole because he's too busy waving at her.
* [[Heartwarming/AvatarTheLastAirbender Sokka and Katara's heartwarming brother-sister moment]] is immediately followed by this bit from Aang and Toph:
-->'''Katara:''' "Oh, Sokka! You ''do'' have a heart!"\\
'''Aang:''' (wiping away a tear) "He really ''does'' have a heart!"\\
'''Toph:''' [[DopeSlap (punches him offscreen)]]

--->'''Sokka:''' '''''I WAS JOKING!''''' I also said to use spirit magic and made funny noises!

* The moment Appa was left in charge while Sokka and co. went off to scam. Everything between Momo, Hawky, and Appa is hilarious.
* Later, "Katara! You're a genius! A sweaty, stinky ''genius!''"
* Aang's call back to Sokka's name for Combustion Man before he got his actual nickname.
-->'''Aang:''' Sokka! It's Sparky-Sparky Boom Man!\\
'''Sokka:''' You know, I don't think that name really fits.

* When Sokka decides to snoop around Hama's inn, he finds a small chest. As Katara tries to stop him, Toph remarks "Maybe it's treasure!"
** As Toph picks the lock to the box, Aang says how he thinks this isn't a good idea, while Katara is against it and attempts to leave the room. Once Toph unlocks it, [[NotSoAboveItAll they all crowd each other to get a look]].

* Hue: "[[IceCreamKoan Pants are an illusion. And so is death.]]"

-->'''Sokka:''' It's like my brain has a mind of its own!\\

* Aang suggests since Zuko was using his anger as fuel for his bending, since he joined them, he just doesn't have that rage anymore.

'''Zuko''': ''[makes a shocked expression]''

'''Zuko''': [[IdioticPartnerConfession I never said that!]]

* "Zuko! I think [[DurableDeathtrap the past is trying to kill me]]!"
* When Zuko manages to outsmart the Sun Stone that's supposed to only open a door on the solstice (By using his sword to reflect the sun's light into the stone), Aang delivers an unintentional StealthInsult, made even better by how Zuko doesn't realize it right away.
-->'''Aang:''' You know, Zuko, I don't care what anyone says about you; you're pretty smart.\\
'''Zuko''': expressions: ''[[https://cinefeelsdotcom2.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/zuko-wait.jpg (hey, someone gave me a compliment!....wait a minute...)]]''
* After Aang suggests that the reason Zuko's firebending is so weak is because it used to be fueled by rage, Sokka then suggests that they need to make Zuko angry. He then proceeds to poke Zuko over and over with a long stick. Zuko isn't amused.
* Zuko's first ride on Appa:
-->'''Zuko:''' I don't know why, but I thought this thing would be a lot faster.\\
'''Appa:''' ''(growls)''\\
'''Aang:''' Appa's right, Zuko! In our group, we try to start out with a more positive attitude!\\
'''Zuko:''' ''(muttering)'' Ugh, I can't believe this...
* When Aang's offertory flame goes out, he tries to get some from Zuko, sparking a fight straight out of grade school.
-->'''Zuko:''' Stop cheating off me!\\
'''Aang:''' Quit being stingy!

* The epic bromance of Zuko and Sokka.
-->'''Sokka:''' "My first girlfriend [[spoiler:turned into the moon]]."\\
'''Zuko:''' ''[completely and utterly straight-faced]'' [[SincerityMode "That's rough, buddy."]]
** What also makes it funny is how Zuko gives a quick look into the sky.

* "My dad doesn't have a nose ring!"

* Chit Sang's super casual introduction to the Gaang, in the middle of Suki and Hakoda's emotional reunions. [[AndZoidberg "I'm new. What's up, everybody?"]]

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-->'''Aang:''' Sokka! It's Sparky-Sparky Boom Man!

* When Bloodbending is being used on Sokka:
-->'''Sokka:''' It's like my brain has a mind of its own!\\

* When Aang figures out what the statues in a room mean...
-->'''Aang''': Hey, Zuko! Come over here! I want you to dance with me!\\
'''Zuko''': ''[makes a shocked expression]''

* For a small bit that is both funny and absolutely adorable: in Toph's flashback, we see her as a toddler, meeting a badgermole. After the badgermole affectionally licks her, she giggles and licks it back.

* Also from "The Boiling Rock":
-->'''Prisoner:''' I know you two are hatching an escape plan!\\

'''Prisoner:''' Well, count me in too, or the warden hears about this... egg, too.

'''Bumi:''' Oh, well, so long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. .

* When Sokka [[spoiler:dumps an entire Fire Nation airship's crew into the ocean after luring them to the bomb bay]] under the guise of holding a birthday party for a crew member. Made even funnier by the hilarious coincidence that it actually ''was'' someone's birthday.

-->'''Toph:''' How are we doing?
-->'''Sokka:''' [[YouJustHadToSayIt Things couldn't get much worse]]. ''(Serpent reappears)'' The universe just ''loves'' proving me wrong, doesn't it?

-->'''Mai''': Aren't you cold?
-->'''Zuko''': I've got a lot on my mind. It's been so long - over three years since I was home - I wonder what's changed. I wonder how I've changed..

-->'''Katara''': I like your hair.
-->'''Aang''': I have hair? How long was I out?

-->'''Mai''': Orange is such an awful color.
-->'''Zuko''': You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
-->'''Mai''': I don't hate you.
-->'''Zuko''': I don't hate you, too.

-->'''Katara:''' "Oh, Sokka! You ''do'' have a heart!"
-->'''Aang:''' (wiping away a tear) "He really ''does'' have a heart!"
-->'''Toph:''' [[DopeSlap (punches him offscreen)]]

-->'''Azula:''' [[LargeHam Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!]]
-->'''The guy:''' ''[StunnedSilence]'' Uh... I gotta go.

-->'''Aang:''' Quick, hit me!
-->'''Katara:''' I'm not going to hit you.
-->'''Toph:''' You want me to do it? ''[Sokka lightly taps her back in a "cut it out, this is serious" way]''

-->'''Aang:''' "[[DontTouchItYouIdiot You]] ''[[DontTouchItYouIdiot had]] ''[[DontTouchItYouIdiot to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?]]"
-->'''Zuko:''' (seriously irritated) "At least I made something happen! If it were up to you, we'd never have made it past the courtyard!"
-->'''Aang:''' HEEEEEEELP!!!
-->'''Zuko:''' "''Who'' are you yelling to!? Nobody's lived here for centuries!"
-->'''Aang:''' "Well, what do you think we should do?"
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Zuko:''' "[[ContemplateOurNavels Think about our place in the universe?]]"

-->'''Aang:''' You know, Zuko, I don't care what anyone says about you; you're pretty smart.
-->'''Zuko''': expressions: ''[[https://cinefeelsdotcom2.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/zuko-wait.jpg (hey, someone gave me a compliment!....wait a minute...)]]''

-->'''Zuko:''' I don't know why, but I thought this thing would be a lot faster.
-->'''Appa:''' ''(growls)''
-->'''Aang:''' Appa's right, Zuko! In our group, we try to start out with a more positive attitude!
-->'''Zuko:''' ''(muttering)'' Ugh, I can't believe this...

--> '''Suki''': Actually, we met a long time ago.
--> '''Zuko''': We did?
--> '''Suki''': Yeah. You...kind of burned down my village.
--> '''Zuko''': ...
--> '''Sokka''': ''[covers face with one hand]''
--> '''Zuko''': Oh... sorry about that. Nice to see you again. ''[slips out of frame]''

-->'''Sokka:''' "Hey, the Warden says to let all the prisoners into the yard."
-->'''Guard:''' "But we're in lockdown."
-->'''Sokka:''' "Oh, okay; I'll just tell the Warden you said that. I'm sure he'll ''love'' to hear about your undermining his authority. What was your name again?"

* Zuko's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "unfortunate"]] [[ReadyForLovemaking timing]] for his talk with Sokka.

-->'''Sokka:''' "You know, you're pretty wise for a kid."
-->'''Aang:''' "Thanks, Sokka!"
-->'''Sokka:''' "Usually it's annoying, but this time I'm really impressed."
-->'''Aang:''' "I appreciate that."
-->'''Sokka:''' "So, can I borrow Momo for a week?"
-->'''Aang:''' "Why do you want to borrow Momo?"
-->'''Sokka:''' (shrugs)

-->''(After they kiss)''
-->'''Actor!Sokka''': ...did you have pickled fish for breakfast?
-->'''Actress!Yue''': I must go now, Sokka, I have sacred moon duties to attend to...and yes, I did have pickled fish...

-->'''Aang:''' Maybe we could make some big pots of glue, and then I could use gluebending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore!
-->'''Zuko:''' Yeah! And then you can show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!
-->'''Aang:''' [[SarcasmBlind Do you really think that would work?]]
-->'''Zuko:''' NO!

--> '''Bumi:''' Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone ''very'' important. ({{Beat}}) Where's Momo?
--> '''Sokka (with Bumi ''right in his face''):''' He's gone. And so is Aang.
--> '''Bumi:''' Oh, well, so long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. .

-->'''June:''' "I see you made it up with your girlfriend."
-->'''Zuko:''' "[[ShesNotMyGirlfriend SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!]]"
-->'''Katara:''' (same time) "I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!"

-->Toph clears a room full of soldiers.
-->'''Toph''': That's how it's done!
-->'''Sokka''': Good work, Toph! Time to take control of the ship, take the wheel.
-->'''Toph''': That's a great idea! Let the blind girl steer the giant airship!
-->'''Sokka''': I was talking to Suki.
-->'''Toph''': {{beat}} That would make a lot more sense.

--> '''Azula''': I sentence you two to Agni Kai
-->'''Lo and Li (in unison)''': [[DidNotThinkThisThrough But, we're not firebenders.]]

** Even funnier is that he then gets into Appa's mouth and tries to convince the others about it. While everyone's discussing searching for Aang, in the background we see Sokka being spat out covered in saliva. He gets up wiping himself and then falls back into it again.

--> '''Sokka:''' He's gone. And so is Aang.

* Zuko accidentally calling Ozai the [[FreudianSlip Fatherlord.]]

* When Sokka [[spoiler:dumps an entire Fire Nation airship's crew into the ocean after luring them to the bomb bay]] under the guise of holding a birthday party for a crew member. Made even funnier by the hilarious coincidence that ''it was actually someone's birthday.''

'''Crew Member''': I work in the engine room. ...That's probably why we never met before.

** And when Toph thinks Sokka is telling her, the blind girl, to fly the airship when he was actually talking to Suki.

''(Lo shrugs)''

** First, Mai reunites with Zuko, and after a short conversation abruptly does a MoodWhiplash and threatens "But don't you ever. Break up with me. AGAIN." Cue Zuko giving a nervous smile that just screams "Sorry, please don't kill me."
** Next, Ty Lee has joined the Kyoshi warriors and talks about how they'll be best friends forever. She then wraps two of them in a headlock hug. The two just smile as wide as possible just like her.

** There's also Suki's failed attempt at taunting him, made even better by Ozai's face, which just screams "Defeated and humiliated by a bunch of kids... This is the worst day of my life."

* When Aang is trying to delay sleeping by wishing everyone in the group good night, the camera pans out as it becomes an OverlyLongGag...before Toph yells at him to shut up, complete with a cartoonish speech bubble with her face ([[DontExplainTheJoke so you know which one in the darkness is her]]).

* Every moment of Azula trying to fit in socially, particularly her attempts to get a guy to like her.
-->[[LargeHam Together you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!]]

-->Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! [pause] Well, that was fun.

* Even though "The Puppetmaster" was, for the most part, very scary, there's a couple of darkly funny moments. For example, when Katara says that Hama reminds her of Gran Gran, she holds up a head of cabbage ''that looks like Gran Gran's face.''