History Fanfic / HarryPotterAndTheRestOfTheSentence

* GrievousHarmWithABody: Attempted by [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]]. When he appears, he's "brandishing a few stray doxies." "Doxie" is archaic slang for a [[TheOldestProfession prostitute]].

* CatchPhrase: Harry's is "Ogden", though Ogden also seems to be the name of a character, and a spell.

* AdaptationRelationshipOverhaul: In Chapter Three there is a "Mrs Harry" and it's implied that it's Hermione.
-->'''Harry''': Hermione, you're ''you'' in a way I never noticed I want.

-->'''Harry''': The Deplorable Word is too powerful to be of use disciplining lady friends. It would shatter floor, past, ceiling, present, chimney, uncle. And that's terrible. And I would have to pay. With much pain.

--> "Everyone was going to die. Everybody. And then he would pay for all the evil dark shadows beneath his misery. He would be promptly paying, with much longer pain."

** At one point, he shows up in disguise and says he is [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial “definitely not the Dark Lord,”]] Harry immediately knows he is.

* BlatantLies: Chapter 7 is titled "The Return of Ollivander". [[RememberTheNewGuy This is his very first appearance.]] (Granted, [[spoiler:he ''did'' eventually disappear in the source material]].)

--> ''A few days later, several feet dragged their way to the castle and then, without raising the rest of the class, they proceeded to burn the old man to a sudden and rather bloody death.''
--> ''...but butterbeer poured in flood from the eyes of Harry Potter, expelling Mr Voldemort away and from the others and drowning Weasley. Ron, he didn't really care. ...he was almost glad to be melting back into his skeletal remains.''

--> Besides, living with Harry Potter was not entirely 'living'.

--> "He sighed, and, taking a deep bite out of Hermione's head, he began tearing."

* RageAgainstTheAuthor / RetGone: One of Harry's targets for revenge in Chapter 7 is ''Chapter 6'', which might explain why it's so short and titled "There Isn't One".

* WeNeedADistraction: Hermione helps Voldemort and his centaur slave escape Harry’s notice by asking him a distracting question.
-->'''Hermione''': Harry, which deflated jar did Professor Dumbledore know best?
* YourHeadAsplode: Hagrid dies after his head is covered in a wave of magical fireworks.

* GrieviousHarmWithABody: Attempted by [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]]. When he appears, he's "brandishing a few stray doxies." "Doxie" is archaic slang for a [[TheOldestProfession prostitute]].

* BalefulPolymorph: Harry's OGDEN causes Hermione to turn into a soft little black horse.

* IllBoy: Ron has magical maladies and is "dying from the tip down".

[[caption-width-right:250: "Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter."]]The fanmade sequel to the SurrealHumor masterpiece that was Botnik Studios' ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh'', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13124020/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Rest-of-the-Sentence Harry Potter and the Rest of the Sentence]]'' brands itself "Book II" of the same saga, depicting Harry and the gang's next year at Hogwarts following the events of ''Pile of Ash''.

* BlatantLies: Chapter 7 is titled "The Return of Ollivander". [[RememberTheNewGuy This is his very first appearance.]]

** Hermione isn't quite as bad as Harry, but she also went "to get a good look at Ron and his killers" while not lifting a finger to help him.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: After Ron's death, the Death Eaters stare at Harry "for what seemed like hours", before "the sick wizards backed away, looking terrified".

** To try and prove that he is Hagrid Voldemort brings out some spiders, but they have "unconvincingly fake" hooves.

* HorrifyingTheHorror: After Ron's death, the Death Eaters stare at Harry "for what seemed like hours", before "the sick wizards backed away, looking terrified".
** Voldemort himself seems quite desperate to pass himself off as Harry's "Hagrid friend" (who Harry had earlier killed), especially after Ron mocks him "You do realize that Harry is going to say... something... to you in a moment, and then you will die?"

* DarkerAndEdgier: ''Large Portrait of What Looked Like a Pile of Ash'' has its darker moments, but in ''Rest of the Sentence'' gruesome death is almost constant.

** The Death Eaters turn Ron's robe into steam which burns off all his limbs.

* TheAtoner: Once he's killed everybody, Harry intends to exact revenge on ''himself''.

** Harry kills Hagrid, bites Hermione, throws a rock at Dumbledore (which leads to his death), and doesn't save Ron, which is all in sharp contrast to his role as TheHero in the original books.

* SuperWindowJump: Malfoy flings himself out of a greenhouse window near the end of Chapter 4.

* Death by Adaptation: [[Spoiler Ron Weasley]]. Twice.