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* AnachronisticSoundtrack: There's a jazz bassist playing all throughout ''Strategic Grill Locations,'' giving the album the vibe of a coffee house from decades ago.
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** People [[DueToTheDead visiting his gravesite gravesite]] often leave receipts for doughnuts.
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-->"I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. [[ObstructiveCodeOfConduct She said it had to have something on it.]] She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they ''all want Sun Chips!'''"
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-->"I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. [[ObstructiveCodeOfConduct She said it had to have something on it.]] She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that ducks that. ''Ducks eat for free at Subway. Subway.'' Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they ''all want Sun Chips!'''"
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* StonersAreFunny: A stoner comedian, in fact. He played off his jokes about drugs, but he was known to use weed quite frequently.
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* StonersAreFunny: A stoner comedian, in fact. He played off his jokes about drugs, but he was known to use weed quite frequently. He sounds positively ''baked'' throughout ''Strategic Grill Locations,'' especially in comparison to his later albums.
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* CloudCuckoolander: To call Mitch "off-kilter" would be an understatement. He had a very strange way of looking at the world coupled with a unique cadence to the way he spoke. He sometimes gets compared to Creator/StevenWright, but even that comparison doesn't quite capture Mitch's loopy stoner vibe.
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* PerformancAnxiety: A lot of his comic persona was born out of his stage fright, especially his on-stage jittering and his CoolShades.
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* PerformancAnxiety: A lot of his comic persona was born out of his stage fright, especially his on-stage jittering and his CoolShades.
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* LoopholeAbuse: Mitch once encountered a duck, and wanted to feed it, but didn't have any bread on him, so he went to a Subway to get some and ended up discovering quite the exploitable loophole:
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* [[CantYouReadTheSign Can't You Read the Sign?]]: This is his response when a child tells him a KnockKnockJoke while Mitch is wearing a Do Not Disturb sign.
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* [[CantYouReadTheSign Can't You Read the Sign?]]: CantYouReadTheSign: This is his response when a child tells him a KnockKnockJoke while Mitch is wearing a Do Not Disturb sign.
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-->"I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can not imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that ''I bought a doughnut''. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'"
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-->"I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can not imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that ''I bought a doughnut''. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...D... for doughnut.'"
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* CordonBleughChef:Banana "I am not gonna make a banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich.sandwich! It will severely ruin my reputation!"
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-->"It's like a cow with a cracker on either side... 'Whatcha gonna have?' A pastrami sandwich. 'Would you like anything with that?' Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people."
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-->"It's like a cow with a cracker on either side... 'Whatcha gonna have?' A pastrami sandwich. 'Would you like anything with that?' Yeah, a loaf of bread bread, and some other people."people?!"
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* DoorSlamOfRage: One of his gags was about arguing with his girlfriend while they were out camping. He tried to angrily storm out of the tent and slam the access flap behind him, which just [[FailedAttemptAtDrama made him look silly]].
-->"How are you supposed to register your anger in this particular situation? Zipper it up really quick?"
-->"How are you supposed to register your anger in this particular situation? Zipper it up really quick?"
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* DeadpanSnarkerDeadpanSnarker: A good number of Mitch's jokes were snarking about expressions and objects that took their language literally.
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* BigDamnFireExit: "I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never 'blocking' a fire exit! Unless you're a table!"
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* NonIndicativeName: He once spent a whole day driving around town with the emergency brake engaged on his car:
-->"That don't say much for me, but it says even less about the emergency ''brake''. It's more like an emergency 'make the car smell funny' lever."
-->"That don't say much for me, but it says even less about the emergency ''brake''. It's more like an emergency 'make the car smell funny' lever."
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* AluminumChristmasTrees: UsefulNotes/McDonalds actually did sell spaghetti briefly in the '80s, though most people probably thought Mitch made that up for his "Stubborn [=McDonald's=] manager" bit. It's still available in the Philippines.
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* AluminumChristmasTrees: UsefulNotes/McDonalds actually did sell spaghetti briefly in the '80s, though most people probably thought Mitch made that up for his "Stubborn [=McDonald's=] manager" bit. It's still available in the Philippines. The company has never sold blankets.
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-->"I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. [[ObstructiveCodeOfConduct She said it had to have something on it.]] She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!'"
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-->"I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. [[ObstructiveCodeOfConduct She said it had to have something on it.]] She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all ''all want Sun Chips!'"Chips!'''"
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* BeYourself: He has a bit where he expresses annoyance at turkey versions of meat products, i.e. turkey bacon. He says someone should tell the turkeys to just be themselves instead of trying to pretend to be other animals, since they already taste good on their own.
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-->"I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'"
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-->"I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't can not imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I ''I bought a doughnut.doughnut''. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy get that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'"
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Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 -- March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like Creator/StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies''.
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* ObsessedWithFood: He just loves to joke about food. It’s been said that he would walk around the grocery store to get inspiration for new jokes. When introduced as having appeared on a popular late night talk show, Mitch responded, "... but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction."
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* ObsessedWithFood: He just loves to joke about food. It’s been said that he would walk around the grocery store to get inspiration for new jokes. When introduced as having appeared on a popular late night talk show, Mitch responded, "... but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction." 'Ladies and gentlemen... you might have seen this next comedian at the store.'"
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* ShoddyKnockoffProduct: He perceived Mr. Pibb to be this to Dr. Pepper because Pibb didn't get his degree.
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* [[FoodTropes Food]]: He just loves to joke about food. It’s been said that he would walk around the grocery store to get inspiration for new jokes. When introduced as having appeared on a popular late night talk show, Mitch responded, "... but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction."
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* SpiritualSuccessor: His one-liner surreal wordplay has been compared to Creator/StevenWright.
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* JustForFun/XMeetsY: Foosball: soccer meets shish kabobs.
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* DistinctionWithoutADifference: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No. But I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
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* NoExceptYes: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No. But I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
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'''Mitch Hedberg''' (February 24, 1968 -- March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like Creator/StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies''.
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-->"There's a large, ''out-of-focus'' monster running around the countryside. That's ''extra'' scary to me. Run, he's fuzzy!"
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* AluminumChristmasTrees: UsefulNotes/McDonalds actually did sell spaghetti briefly in the '70s, though most people probably thought Mitch made that up for his "Stubborn [=McDonald's=] manager" bit.
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* AluminumChristmasTrees: UsefulNotes/McDonalds actually did sell spaghetti briefly in the '70s, '80s, though most people probably thought Mitch made that up for his "Stubborn [=McDonald's=] manager" bit.bit. It's still available in the Philippines.
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->''"[[TheAlcoholic Alcoholism]] is a disease, but [[AcceptableTargets it's the only one you can get yelled at for having]]. 'Goddamn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Goddamn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn’t sound right."''
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->''"I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to '''run'''. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. You can write that down and put a dash in front of it... and put my name at the bottom."''
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->''"I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to '''run'''. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. You can write that down and put a dash in front of it... and put my name at the bottom."''
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->''"I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to '''run'''. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. You can write that down and put a dash in front of it... and put my name at the bottom."''
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* EruditeStoner: "I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too."
** "I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it... and he's always on time."
* EruditeStoner: "I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too."
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* SadlyMythtaken: One of his jokes relies on the premise that looking at Medusa turns you into a pillar of salt. [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Medusa]] turned people to ''stone''--a pillar of salt is what happened to Lot's wife in Literature/TheBible. [[RuleOfFunny Of course, the joke wouldn't have been nearly as funny]] if he'd salted his food by making a guy look at the burning wreckage of Sodom and Gomorrah.
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'''Mitch Hedburg''' Hedberg''' (February 24, 1968 -- March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like Creator/StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies''.
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A breakout comedian who used a lot of one-liners, like Creator/StevenWright with a more laid back delivery. He was known for his monotone voice and [[CoolShades rose-colored aviator glasses]]. He specialized in wordplay, non sequiturs and observational comedy. He made a few appearances on a handful of TV shows and did some voice work for ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies''.
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