History Characters / Jiz

--> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if you're gonna kill yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!

** PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. Other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It is worth noting that the series started way back in 2009.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair

* AlphaBitch

* QueerPeopleAreFunny: They're depraved lesbians/drag queens who comit every atrocity under the sun [[LaughablyEvil and it is fucking hilarious]].

* AmbiguousGender: Depending on the episode, she's either a bisexual cis woman, a transwoman or a drag queen.

** PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. As SocietyMarchesOn, other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It is worth noting that the series started way back in 2009.

* AnimeHair: Muh like their original counterparts.

* SassyBlackWoman: Inverted

* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer]], the Mammograms just kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]

* QueerPeopleAreFunny: They're depraved lesbians/drag queens who comit every atrocity under the sun [[LaughablyEvil and its fucking hilarious]].

* AmbiguousGender: Depending on the episode she's either a bisexual cis woman, a trans woman or a drag queen.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Jiz, for a very limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. Her example is elminating her mother who was at least as bad as she was, if not more. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder other people for other reasons, like not getting abortions

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're black; you're black because I hate you."
** PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. As SocietyMarchesOn, other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It is worth noting that the Jiz series officially started way back in 2009.
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: It Gets Worse

* FieryRedhead: Inverted
* TokenGay
* VerbalTic: Has a habit of inserting "motherfucker" in front of almost everything she says. {{Lampshaded}} by Jiz in "Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie".

* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mammograms just kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* YourHeadAsplode: In "A Very Special Drug Episode", [[spoiler: Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].

* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties."

--> [[spoiler:'''Jiz''': [[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]] ]]

* AnimeHair

* AmbiguousGender: Yep. She has the voice of a man and a dick in one episode.

* AmbigousGender: Yep. She has the voice of a man and a dick in one episode.

* DudeThatLooksLikeALady/LadyThatLooksLikeADude: See AmbigousGender above

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** Possibly Laura herself, like when she poured nitroglycerin on Trixie then threatens the other girls that they'll burn in hell if they don't start accepting Christ.

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[[folder:Jiz And The Mammograms]]

!Shana

Jiz

* Kimber

TokenGay

* Aja

* Shana

* Jiz

AmbigousGender: Yep. She has the voice of a man and a dick in one episode.
DudeThatLooksLikeALady/LadyThatLooksLikeADude: See AmbigousGender above
GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Nope. She LOVES abortions.
LackOfEmpathy: She kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution and sees nothing wrong with it.
RoseHairedSweetie: Inverted, she has pink hair and is a complete psychopath.
PinkMeansFeminine