Line #39 Characters/Jiz


1	!Jiz and The Mammograms in general
2
3	* AnimeHair: Much like their original counterparts.
4	* EveryoneIsBi: Also PlayedForLaughs.
5	** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just fooling themselves..."
6	* QueerPeopleAreFunny: They're depraved lesbians/drag queens who commit every atrocity under the sun [[LaughablyEvil and it is fucking hilarious]].
7
8	!Jiz
9
10	* AmbiguousGender: She's usually a heterosexual cis woman, but who and what she is can change depending on whatever's funniest for the episode.
11	* AlphaBitch: The leader of her evil drag queen troupe and extremely catty.
12	* BoomerangBigot: She hates lesbians but has sex with women.
13	* {{Catchphrase}}: "I'll kill you."
14	* ChildrenAreAWaste / BlackComedy: On the Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate, Jiz is neither. She's Anti-Life.
15	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Jiz, for a very limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. In ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'', she eliminates her mother, who was at least as bad as she was, if not more. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder other people for other reasons, like not getting abortions.
16	* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Nope. She LOVES abortions.
17	* LackOfEmpathy: She kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution and sees nothing wrong with it.
18	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: From ''Chrissie – Dreams of a Cum Catcher''. "I don't hate you because you're black; you're black because I hate you."
19	** PoliticalOvercorrectness: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. Other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It is worth noting that the series started way back in 2009.
20	* PublicServiceAnnouncement: ''It Gets Worse''.
21	--> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be all those memories to beat off to. So, I mean, if you're gonna kill yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded, not because you're a fucking queer. God!
22	* RoseHairedSweetie: Inverted, she has pink hair and is a complete psychopath.
23	* PinkMeansFeminine
24
25	!Kimber
26
27	* FieryRedhead: Inverted.
28	* TokenLesbian
29	* VerbalTic / SirSwearsALot: Has a habit of inserting "motherfucker" in front of almost everything she says. {{Lampshaded}} by Jiz in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''.
30
31	!Aja
32
33	* RacialFaceBlindness: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer]], the Mammograms just kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
34	* YourHeadAsplode: In ''A Very Special Drug Episode'', [[spoiler: Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].
35
36	!Shana
37
38	%% * SassyBlackWoman: Inverted
39
40	!Laura
41
42	* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties".
43	* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group.
44	** Possibly Laura herself, like when she poured nitroglycerin on Trixie then threatens the other girls that they'll burn in hell if they don't start accepting Christ.
45
46	!Ba Nee
47
48	* {{Catchphrase}}: "Eat my pussy."
49	* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner:
50	--> '''Jiz:''' So, any last words?
51	--> '''Ba Nee:''' Just three: [[spoiler: [[CatchPhrase eat my pussy!]] ]]
52	--> [[spoiler:'''Jiz''': [[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]] ]]
53
54	!The Shitfits
55

Context Characters / Jiz