History Characters / AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff

%% Doesn't explain what the reaction is. * Berserk Button: Any mention of Dr. Phage.

* BerserkButton: Any mention of Dr. Phage.

* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Fern's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:

* HiddenAgendaVillain: [[spoiler:His true intentions remain unknown, but his activities are not on the up and up, and he is effectively draining the health out of Dr. Gynnie..]]

* WeaksauceWeakness: When Cheryl mails him a jar of teeth, the teeth come to life and start dancing on him much to his horror, possibly because he's a literal chew toy.

** Taken UpToEleven, when Crash ''holds all three player characters hostage'' and directly threatens '''the Commentators themselves'''. It turned out that his aforementioned direct communication with the Commentators was a trap which allowed him to hitch a ride on them, granting him control of Fern. He then spread to Jay, too, after Fern killed his Slob form.

* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels, they outline an extremely curvy figure; it's worth noting that, [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html when put back-to-back with other characters drawn nude]], she stands out as the only one of them that could be seen as even remotely sexy (yes, arguably even moreso than [[BarbieDollAnatomy Fern]]). If [[{{Narcissist}} certain]] [[ProudBeauty tropes]] below are any indication, she seems to know it, too.

* ProudBeauty: As mentioned in {{Narcissist}}, she keeps several portraits of herself technically nude in her office, although the "beauty" part is downplayed in that only three of them resemble anything humanoid in shape (and only two of them anything remotely attractive, at least to us). She also seems to be going out of her way to show off the full extent of her figure in [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html this lineup]].

* ProudBeauty: As mentioned in {{Narcissist}}, she keeps several portraits of herself technically nude in her office, although the "beauty" part is downplayed in that only three of them resemble anything human (and only two of them anything remotely attractive, at least to us humans).

* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels, they outline an extremely curvy figure; it's worth noting that, [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html when put back-to-back with other characters drawn nude]], she stands out as the only one of them that could be seen as even remotely sexy (yes, arguably even moreso than [[BarbieDollAnatomy Fern]]). If [[{{Narcissist}} the]] [[ProudBeauty tropes]] immediately below are any indication, she seems to know it, too.
* {{Narcissist}} / ProudBeauty: She has several nude portraits of herself in her surgery ward.

* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels, they outline an extremely curvy figure; it's worth noting that, [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html when put back-to-back with other characters drawn nude]], she stands out as the only one of them that could be seen as even remotely sexy (yes, arguably even moreso than [[BarbieDollAnatomy Fern]]).
* {{Narcissist}}: She has several nude portraits of herself in her surgery ward.

* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels, they outline an extremely curvy figure; it's worth noting that, [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html when put back-to-back with other characters drawn nude]], she stands out as the only one of them that could be seen as even remotely sexy (yes, even compared to [[BarbieDollAnatomy Fern]]).

* ChickMagnet: She seems to be relatively popular amongst the staff, and Magdolene and Flair both have crushes on her. It is also implied that Dr. Phage tricked her and Dr. Mizer into a "date" under the pretense of a work meeting, and they really did get along pretty well.

* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels. They outline an extremely curvy figure.

* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.

* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Hers is a portable medical urinal, full of expressive urine.

* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Hers is a watering can.

* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them up on dates.

* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]].
** Was not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]] before the character was fleshed out.

* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist of ''Awful Hospital.''
** InUniverse, Dr. Phage is ''also'' the mascot of his own brand of pharmaceuticals, as "Dr. P."

* MegaMicrobes: He's a giant-sized bacteriophage.
* MisterBig: We have Circula Tori's word that, "[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/filephage.png with the exception]] of the [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness interzonal high council]], Dr. H.M. Phage, T. E. is the final authority most medifolk are capable of perceiving." And he is ''toddler-sized'', next to Fern.

* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
** On a less malicious note, the moment Tori suggests [[MesACrowd manifesting multiple instances of herself]] [[GodzillaThreshold to work on Fern's son]] ([[DangerousForbiddenTechnique A procedure that could cause incalculable damage to her core,]] [[RealityBreakingParadox not to mention the entire Hospital]]), Phage drops the theatrics and discusses the risks with her seriously before solemnly agreeing to at least consider it.

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[[caption-width-right:350:No! Not the baseballs! Anything but the baseballs!]]

She serves as the receptionist for the Hospital's wards.

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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humongous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]

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[[caption-width-right:100:Dementist]]

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[[caption-width-right:324:He's the last sort of doctor you'd expect to find in THIS Hospital; a human one.]]

* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.

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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]

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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anaesthesia to wear off.]]

[[folder: Dr. Phleboto Mizer]]

[[folder: Dr. Ichabod Malachi Man]]

[[folder: Dr. Dementist]]

[[folder: Dr. Phineas Fleagood]]

[[folder: Dr. Rory Shock]]

[[folder: Dr. Gynnie Specula]]

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[[folder: Dr. Ucy]]

[[folder: Dr. Magdolene]]

[[folder: Dr. Dinea]]

[[folder: Nurse Molly Curdle]]

[[folder: Nurse Millie Curdle]]

[[folder: The Biobags (The Molly Juniors)]]

[[folder: Zoe]]

[[folder: Windifred]]

[[folder: Maternity Ward Door]]

[[folder: Scissie and Scissane]]

[[folder: Cathy]]

[[folder: Gardenia]]

[[folder: Lucy]]

[[folder: Cestine]]

[[folder: Amber]]

[[folder: Rocky]]

[[folder: Anna Sthesia]]

[[folder: Snippy]]

[[folder: Crash]]

[[folder: Chip (Post-Swap)]]

[[folder: Query]]

[[folder: Ten Missing Personnel]]

[[folder: Third Curdle Sibling]]

[[folder: The Technician]]

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[[folder: Marcy]]

* BlueAndOrangeMorality: They're all [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Cloudcuckoolanders]] whose universes operate on entirely alien logic and their mindsets are just as bizarre, but they mean well in the end and are just doing their respective jobs as best as they possibly can.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Their heads all seem to constantly be in the stratosphere, but Dr. Phage's insanity is even more baffling than that of his peers.

* MadDoctor: ALL of them! But that doesn't necessarily mean they're ''bad.''

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* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!

* BigBeautifulWoman: The thiccest bag of diseased surgical leavings and used hypodermics you ever saw.[[labelnote:note]](This is assuming you are a NightmareFetishist.)[[/labelnote]]