History BetterThanItSounds / FilmF

* ''[[spoiler: FourBrothers]]'': Three R&B artists and [[{{Troy}} Achilles' cousin]] try to solve their mother's murder.

* ''[[spoiler: FourLions]]'': TheThreeStooges join Al-Qaeda.

* ''[[spoiler: TheFifthElement]]'': The world will be saved by a hot girl with weird name. With the assistance of a cab driver and a cross-dressing radio disc jockey.
* ''[[spoiler: FightClub]]'': A guy and his best friend bond over practical jokes and extreme sports. They conflict over a LoveTriangle. Girl uses cancer to get the attention of her LoveInterest.

* ''[[spoiler: [[FaceOff Face/Off]]]]'': [[LargeHam Hammy actor]] does a hammy impersonation of another hammy actor... leaving the latter actor [[HamToHamCombat with no choice but to do a hammy impression of the first.]]

* [[spoiler: ''TheFog'']]: weird atmospherical condition and past events ruin a town's 100th anniversary.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FridayThe13th1980]]'': Group of people fails to reopen a summer camp.

* ''[[spoiler: AFistfulOfDollars]]'': A mischievous troublemaker plays two rival families in order to get rich quick.
** ''[[spoiler: ForAFewDollarsMore]]'': Mischievous troublemaker chases a guy obsessed with a music box.
** ''[[spoiler: TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly]]'': Three men of varying levels of morality and attractiveness search for a graveyard.

** ''[[spoiler: RamboIII'': Man from before fights evil with rebels. Over the top gun play ensues.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FridayThe13th]]'': A camping trip goes horribly, horribly wrong. Also, Kevin Bacon gets an arrow through his throat.
* ''[[spoiler: FrightNight2011]]'': [[{{Superbad}} McLovin]] suspects his ex-friend's new neighboor to be a vampire. [[spoiler: [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then McLovin became a vampire.]]]]

* ''[[spoiler: FromDuskTillDawn]]'': Two brothers drive an RV to a strip club and encounter the supernatural.

* ''[[spoiler: TheFisherKing]]'': A red knight tries to kill a homeless person. A radio DJ tries to help the homeless man. And RobinWilliams gets naked.

** Alternately: Two members of MontyPython pretend not to know each other. Americans act rudely, behave selfishly, speak in vulgarities, and eat fish.

* ''[[spoiler:FindingNemo]]'': A widower and a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} with blue skin go on a quest to rescue the widower's son, who has been captured in a watered crystal jail with tiki figures in it by a dentist who is several times their size.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Disney/Fantasia}}]]'': A ballet that features everything from [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs dancing mushrooms]] to [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs dinosaurs]] to {{Satan}}. Also, MickeyMouse tries to industrialize workplace cleanliness, and loses control.

* ''[[spoiler: {{Flatliners}}]]'': [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] decides to kill himself over and over. KevinBacon and JuliaRoberts think it's an awesome idea.

* [[spoiler:''{{Film/Fluke}}'']]: A puppy has an identity and existential crisis.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Friday the 13th}}]]'': A camping trip goes horribly, horribly wrong. Also, Kevin Bacon gets an arrow through his throat.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Fright Night 2011}}]]'': [[{{Superbad}} McLovin]] suspects his ex-friend's new neighboor to be a vampire. [[spoiler: [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then McLovin became a vampire.]]]]

* ''[[spoiler: FierceCreatures]]'': Multinational corporation acquires small English zoo and turns it into corporate nightmare.

* ''[[spoiler:FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren]]'': Lots of children get sick, and join a cat-eyed cult led by three brothers, whose mother is a head in a box. One brother eventually grows up to become their father, only to get beaten up in a ''[[RuleOfCool spectacular]]'' fashion. Meanwhile, a man sees dead people, [[ContemplateOurNavels thinks about deep things]], and fights ''lots'' (often doing all three at the same time). Also, much of what occurs during this movie is almost completely incomprehensible to anybody who either has not played the video game on which this movie is based or has a basic understanding of physics (particularly the effects of gravity).

** Alternatively: JohnCleese owns a zoo, shoots at a few trainers, drinks the blood of an old lady, and things happen.

* [[spoiler: ''FinalDestination'' ]]: People avoid dying in an accident, [[NecroNonSequitur only to die more gruesomely later]].

* ''[[spoiler:{{Firefox}}]]'': A man with PTSD from TheVietnamWar steals a vehicle.
* ''[[spoiler: [[{{Rambo}} First Blood]]]]'': Man goes crazy, traps forest rangers and has an unintelligible monologue.
** ''[[spoiler: {{Rambo}}: First Blood Part II]]'': Same man looks for prisoners. Meets a hot chick.
** ''[[spoiler: {{Rambo}} III]]'': Man from before fights evil with rebels. Over the top gun play ensues.
** ''[[spoiler:{{Rambo}} (2008)]]'': The same man comes out of retirement. [[KillEmAll Everything dies.]]

* ''[[spoiler:Film/FritzTheCat]]'': A talking cat has lots of sex and does a lot of drugs. And he's voiced by a children's show actor. The creator of the character hated the film so much, he killed him off.
** ''[[spoiler:TheNineLivesOfFritzTheCat]]'': The talking cat, despite having an icepick put through his head a year earlier, is now married and has either hallucinations or flashbacks about being a Nazi and going into space. Satan is homosexual.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Friday the 13th}}]]'': A camping trip goes horribly, horribly wrong. Also, [[NightmareFuelUnleaded Kevin Bacon gets an arrow through his throat]].

* ''[[spoiler: Film/TheFall]]'': Ex-stuntman tells a magical story to a little girl in a hospital, all the while trying to trick her into stealing drugs for him.

* ''[[spoiler:ForkliftDriverKlaus - The First Day on the Job]]'': Forklift safety film goes horribly awry. [[CrossesTheLineTwice This is played for laughs.]]

* ''[[spoiler: {{Fitzcarraldo}}]]'': An opera-loving rubber merchant goes on a boat trip. Through a jungle.

** ''[[spoiler: TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly]]'': Three men search for a graveyard.

** ''[[spoiler: TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'': Three men search for a graveyard.

* ''[[spoiler: FlashGordon]]'': [[FiddlerOnTheRoof Tevye]] and two Americans end up on another planet, where they meet [[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]], Timothy Dalton, and Max von Sydow dressed as FuManchu.

* ''[[spoiler: FerrisBuellersDayOff]]'': Kid neglects his education, shamelessly manipulates the sympathy of his parents and those around him and, for his own self-gratification, triggers a series of events that results in the destruction of his best friend's father's priceless car. Without remorse. Despite this, everyone loves him (a fact lampshaded by his sister, until she makes out with a drug dealer).

** ''[[spoiler: [=~The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly~=]]]'': Three men search for a graveyard.

* ''[[spoiler: TheFall]]'': Ex-stuntman tells a magical story to a little girl in a hospital, all the while trying to trick her into stealing drugs for him.