HOLY WALL OF TEXT, BATMAN!
SUPER POOPER SCOOPERS ARE JUST LEGENDEH!More from things I did for the Warships forums, though this wasn't part of the Today in History thing. I did it for funsies.
Thus ended the career of one of the USN's most decorated auxiliaries. Ironically in all this, Vireo never actually managed to get around to sweeping a single mine like she was designed to. Instead, she did everything else an auxiliary ship might be called upon to do, up to and including serving as a floating drydock (for small landing craft at Sansapor, by hauling them onto her deck with her towing gear).
"I eat questions, and I crap Answers!"
"What does that even mean? WAIT NO DON-"
edited 12th Mar '15 6:25:52 PM by KillerClowns
"You know what's funny?" Isaac asked with a smile.
"What?" Mark said. His voice was bitter.
"People." Isaac answered. "I have lived for almost four hundred years, and in all that time, I have realized something: humankind is a very particular phenomenon. We say to ourselves that we can make the world a better place, but at the same, we do nothing to improve it. We say that we are by nature selfish animals, yet we have people risking their lives to save someone they barely know. I have witnessed soldiers executing civilians without any particular reason and without any remorse, yet I have also seen people from different cultures, with all the reasons to hate each other, become great friends. Humans are strange beings, Mark, and still... I cannot help but to feel happy for the simple and yet beatiful fact that nothing, nothing is set in stone."
edited 14th Mar '15 12:51:48 PM by zsax
edited 21st Mar '15 7:47:19 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!She made me what I am now. She gave me a purpose when I was lost. She gave me a fight to save the world and the means to win it. She was there every step of the way, right alongside me, while we fought the good fight for years. Yeah, I probably was more attracted to other girls than I was to boys, but with Michelle I don't think it really mattered. I would have loved her regardless of gender after all that.
Nous restons ici.In a discussion about Operation Storm-333, the Soviet capture of Kabul in 1979.
Hah! I like it.
"Would someone," the commander's Voice rang out, "Care to inform me what the fifteen lemon meringue pies, three boa constrictors, and five tons of space-grade lubricant are for?"
Murphy nearly raised an eyebrow. It was *that* close.
Something I wrote in a Kingdom Hearts fanfic.
Anthropomorphic cards are not capable of wetting themselves. This was probably good for the plants of Wonderland.
Would love to know how to do that pseudo-quote thing.
edited 15th Mar '15 5:49:02 PM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?She then analyzed the rest of him she could see. She felt that he was thin, but strongly built, his hands...oh.
...Of course he was a lecher. Just her luck.
One of his hands rested on her posterior, the other clasping her right breast. "Hey girlfriend, I guess it was pretty convenient I flew in like I did. My name's Wolfang, glad to be your savior baby~"
Elva deadpanned, "Can you put me down now?" I swear this guy's worse than Jonahs is with Eva...
He let her down and she contemplated due to the way his hands slid over her as she got down that she should hit him somehow. But definitely later, when they weren't facing Edric Maynes' goon squad of psychos.
A part of my KH fanfic I decided to share here. Had a lot of fun writing it.
Enclose the quote in [[quoteblock]] and [[/quoteblock]].
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableIt's a guy in a Gas Mask, Longcoat ensemble, but the POV character doesn't know that.
edited 6th May '15 11:45:41 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!edited 22nd Mar '15 11:02:30 PM by LordoftheJunpeiZone
This Kingdom Hearts fanfic moved one of my fans to tears.
“I…” Xion looked at the bed. “It wasn’t real… I don’t want to bother you if it wasn’t real…”
“Did you have a bad dream?”
She blinked. “How did you…”
“I’ve had a few. I know what they look like.” Axel hugged her. “Listen, it’s not real, but it feels real, and that’s why it’s scary. You can always tell me about the things that scare you.”
She buried her head in his chest. “Can you make me not afraid?”
“I don’t know, but I can try.”
She practically latched onto Axel. “I’m afraid of getting dusked.”
“That will never happen. I’ll make sure it never happens. I’d be willing to give my life to make sure it didn’t happen. Always remember that.”
“I’m afraid of loud noises.”
“It’s just sound. The noises can’t hurt you. And even if they could, they’d have to go through me.”
“Ever since Arendelle, I’ve been afraid of the cold.”
“I’ll always keep you warm.”
Xion was crying now, but at the same time, she was starting to feel better. “I’m afraid of failing.”
“One failure isn’t going to ruin everything. Just get up and keep moving.”
“I’m afraid of being alone.”
“You’ll never be alone, not forever. That’s because I’m always here.”
“I’m afraid of the things I don’t know.”
“Everyone is. But do you know what the things you don’t know are scared of?”
“What?”
“Me. Because if they dare to hurt you, then they’ll have to talk to me, which will really suck for them.”
Xion ran out of tears. She was feeling a lot better, but she still had one more thing. “And now I’m afraid of sleeping.”
“Don’t be. You can sleep.” He hugged her tight. “Because I’m here.”
Xion could feel her body getting heavy, random thoughts hijacking her brain, just the way she always felt falling asleep. “I know I’m a Nobody… but I still love you.”
As she drifted off, she could just barely hear Axel whispering in her ear. “Then I love you back.”
edited 23rd Mar '15 5:08:46 PM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?"There weren’t a lot of things that could surprise Reyjavik anymore. Once you’d been killed by a Dragon and then resurrected as the slave of a soulless eight year old Assassin, life lost a lot of its ability to shock you. Yet despite that, Reyjavik could honestly say that when the dragonfly-winged girl in the spiny armour landed behind Yadrasos with a crash and then punched him in the face, she was in fact, taken offguard."
edited 24th Mar '15 1:18:44 PM by DarkbloodCarnagefang
Note to self: Pick less edgy username next time.Are you sure it's my welcome?
"What should I do with this hole in my sock?"
"Darn it!"
Discussing World of Warships' beta.
Destroyer torpedoes, however, are always addressed "To whom it may concern..."
And if you're a USN submariner, the torpedo you really have to worry about is the one marked "undeliverable — return to sender."
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.edited 28th Mar '15 3:30:08 PM by MothWasp
When I'm making art, my goal is to open the head of my listeners and readers; Preferably with an axe or a big rock.Thor looked slightly shocked by this, "You? Finding something funny? Is the world coming to its end or something?" I'm surprised he'd find You Look Like a Girl jokes funny, considering, y'know...
Odin turned around a laptop so Thor could see - a few months ago, a survey was taken. Most Hated Famous People in Recent Events. Thor looked down...further...and there it was Number 6 was Odin, described as Suspected Western Terrorist Leader long held to be responsible for the Dhacryma Incident. Described as cold, malignant, callous / cruel, and unduly sarcastic at the wrong times.
Odin then clicked on number 5, enlarging a picture of Justin Bieber, "I almost make a mountain sized piece of magic rock go nuclear, I am a harsh, unforgiving taskmaster of a boss, and I ruin Matthew's vacation by way of blowing it up, and still this Beaver claims a higher place than me."
Thor stared for a moment and then asked, incredulous, "Are you serious? You're salty Justin Bieber is more hated than you? You realize that's not something to want, right?"
"I am a God of Sight, of Possibility and Probability. I do not get the salty." The platinum haired Magic God then continued after a long pause, "I'm legitimately puzzled. I blow up a collection of ships, I run a syndicate of Norse Themed Super-Mages, I dropped a freaking castle on Hawaii, I tried to cause Yellowstone to erupt..."
Thor gasped, "That was you?"
Odin ignored this and continued his disbelief induced lecture, "I threw a CEO out of a window, I teamed up with a renegade British Princess, and people hate Bieber more because he...does mean things with his car and takes off his clothes in inappropriate moments, and something about his music sucking." Not listening to it though. Not after Parallaxus.
Thor chipped in, "Did you know he did somethin' to Anne Frank's book?"
"He did what?" Odin was legitimately surprised. He deliberately paid as little attention to these celebrity slip ups as possible. Otherwise I'd only be frustrated, confused, and wondering where I put that Mana Accelerator Cannon from that stupid war.
Thor looked up, "He wrote in it that she'd probably be one of his fans or something."
"...They will need to find places in Bieber's body where False Gungnirs aren't sticking out." Odin got up to leave, on the warpath again. He was many things. He was not someone who would bastardize the memory of a hurt and victimized girl with fandom inanity.
My own story Sky.HAK crossing over with Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger:
The heroes in front of him were taken aback by his words. "Well, I think they are cute. Specially the green one." Sakura does a phone gesture and winks at the confused green hero.
"Hey, Souji, I think she wants your phone," said the black hero at the still confused green hero, who then looks at the girl with hearts in her eyes and a whip with a heart in the hands surprising the both of them. "Hey, aren't you a bit young for that, young lady?"
"Welcome to my world," replied the jester headed hacker as he looked at his companion and shouted "Bunny, FUCKPLEASE! Can you try to not freak the fuck out of the heroes in our first meeting?!"
And yes, she does that all the time. And yes, she IS too young to do that. And yes, he curses like a sailor who just got his little toe blown with a cannon shot.
edited 29th Mar '15 6:58:31 AM by RESP
HALOLA PEEPUHL!! HOWAYAAAAAAAAAA?!!
Well, if we go to YGO, then let's rock. From my idea, "Yu-Gi-Oh! C.O.R.E. Heroes"