Make your own Magic card!

I don't think this is the thread to complain about it.

edited 1st Feb '11 10:49:37 AM by KKSlider

Well, with the Myriodic Table pretty much getting its own page, here's the punchline:

Myriodic Table (3)
Legendary Artifact
Myr you control get +2/+2.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard, and there may be many others but they haven't been discarvard.

Tom Myrher (5)
Legendary Artifact Creature - Myr
Other Myr you control get +1/+1.
X, T: search your library for a Myr with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle your library afterwards.
2/2

Edit: Also, I'm trying to update my myr onto the Just for Fun page, but I keep putting in the \\ at the end of each line. Damn You, Muscle Memory!!

edited 1st Feb '11 12:34:21 PM by CountDorku

Swordbearer 2W
Sorcery
Put a 0/0 black Germ creature token into play. Attach target Equipment you control to it.

Phyrexian, obviously.

edited 2nd Feb '11 2:54:53 PM by Nyktos

Ninja turtle◊ - 2UG

Creature — Turtle Ninja

Ninja Turtle is unblockable as long as defending player controls a Fence.
Ninjutsu UUG
Whenever Ninja Turtle deals combat damage to a player, you may look at that player's hand.
2/1

edited 10th Feb '11 7:23:46 AM by Zakdos

#yackfest is pretty big on Apples to Apples now, so...

Apples to Apples
Enchantment
WUBRG
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses an adjective at random. Each other player may search his library for a card and exile it. The active player then chooses from the exiled cards the card that best fits the chosen adjective. The owner of the chosen card may cast it without paying its mana cost.

edited 10th Feb '11 2:20:12 PM by Fifthman

^^ Not quite.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=obb2h1uht75qwoufz8bzs9gm&page=18#431

Reposted here, and redesigned as Count Dorku suggested.

Pete Hoekstra's Turtle Fence
cost: 3
Artifact
Pete Hoekstra's Turtle Fence comes into play with three foot counters.
Pete Hoekstra's Turtle Fence is X feet high, where X is the number of foot counters on Pete Hoekstra's Turtle Fence.
You and all spells and permanents you control have protection from turtles.
No turtles may become doctors.
"Those turtles that were climbing turtles couldn't get over the turtle fence." "Why?" "It was turtle-proof." "How?" "It was three feet high."

edited 10th Feb '11 3:14:45 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

Alright, I wanted to make a couple cards based on Order Of The Stick characters, but I so far haven't quite figured out what they should do. So far I've got down (most of) their colors.

Roy: Not sure. His status as Lawful Good and as his natural leadership suggest white, but his tendency to be a Deadpan Snarker and his tendency to, in the words of a celestial, "use chaotic means to fulfill lawful obligations" say otherwise.

Haley: Again, not sure. Probably a combination of white and or green/red, to symbolize her status as Chaotic Good.

Belkar: Red/Black, of course.

Elan: Still not sure. Same as Haley, most likely.

Durkon: White. Of all the OotS characters, Durkon is probably the least developed, so this one was easy.

Varsuuvius: Red/Blue. Is there really any other option for an impulsive mage?

Miko: White. Keep in mind here that white is not necessarily always "good," and is often times the color of a Knight Templar.

Xykon: Grixis colors. Black because he's a lich, red due to his chaotic alignment, and blue to represent his status as (arguably) a Magnificent Bastard.

Redcloak: His whole modus operadi reeks of Well-Intentioned Extremist, plus he's a goblin, so I'd say red/white.

So, what do you guys think about the colors? Is there anything I should change? And what colors should the undecided ones be?

edited 11th Feb '11 7:35:33 PM by GuyInWhite

My picks would be:

• Roy: White
• Elan: White-Red
• Haley: Black, possibly White-Black
• Belkar: Red-Black, maybe even mono-Red
• V: Blue
• Durkon: White

But Roy is black...

Isn't there a program/site similar to Yugioh Card Maker.net that you can make MTG Cards on?

Vorpy, I like to use Magic Set Editor.

I think you could make Roy a White creature, but give him an activated ability with a not-white cost.

I think Haley would be a Blue, actually. It's the color of sneak attacks, without the all-out selfishness that is Black.

The sexy shoeless god of war definitely sounds like a Red-Green. Not mono-Red, though, those tend to be a bit fragile.

As for Elan, I'd peg him as a mono-White. He just sounds very much like the embodiment of White's ideals. Assist assist assist, assist your valiant allies!

I added Red due to Elan's impulsive and artistic nature.

Yeah, Magic Set Editor is your best bet. I miss MTG Editor, though.

Belkar would be red-black. There are only two things he gives a damn about - himself and Mr Scruffy. Not a whole lot of green in there, I feel.

Red Mage (2UR)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
2/2
2: Choose a colour. Red Mage becomes that colour until end of turn.
1: Red Mage gains Changeling until end of turn.

edited 12th Feb '11 12:40:19 PM by CountDorku

Here's one that's pretty much the epitome of Awesome, but Impractical:

Invincibility 10WWW:

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted Creature is indestructible and has protection from everything. This effect doesn't remove Invincibility.

Enchanted Creature can't be exiled.

edited 12th Feb '11 4:42:39 PM by GuyInWhite

Consuming Vapors. Hallowed Burial.

Even if those didn't work, eighteen mana is far too much, especially since you can just destroy the Aura. Also, protection from everything would include protection from Invincibility, so it wouldn't do much.

Try this:

Invincibility [cost]
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from everything. This effect doesn't remove Invincibility.
If enchanted creature would leave the battlefield, instead it doesn't.

You can add "enchanted creature can attack as though it didn't have defender" if you don't want Aurification to be a possibly solution.

edited 12th Feb '11 4:42:31 PM by Nyktos

Don't forget, they can still stop you with Tranquility.

I modified it a bit:

Invincibility 3WWW:

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted Creature is indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and has protection from everything. This effect doesn't remove Invincibility.

If enchanted creature would be removed from the battlefield for any reason, instead it isn't.

edited 12th Feb '11 4:58:15 PM by GuyInWhite

Demystify would do well enough; the enchantment isn't afforded any protection.

Edit@Guy In White: The indestructibility is a bit redundant with the second ability, don't you think? "Can't be sacrificed" is actually worth including, though, since otherwise the second ability would let you sacrifice it an infinite number of times to whatever.

edited 12th Feb '11 4:49:23 PM by Nyktos

I don't think the enchantment itself should be invincible, just the creature it enchants.

In that case, I don't think it needs to be quite so hugely expensive.

Alright then, six mana.

Mashibu Damaji, Ogre Warlord [4RR]
Legendary Creature - Ogre Warrior
Haste
T: Mashibu Damaji, Ogre Warlord deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. Activate this ability only during your turn.
If Mashibu Damaji would deal noncombat damage to a player, that player may sacrifice a creature. If he or she does, prevent that damage.
5/5

No. (U)

Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, its controller is allowed to punch you in the face.

You're not playing tha- WHAT ARE Y- I NEED THAT TO SEE!!