Count Dorku is one of those people I never really notice until he says something that seriously makes me laugh. -
Weissritter
15th level Australian geek with 18 ranks in Knowledge (Geekery). If you got that, you at least possess a fraction of my geekiness.
I'm prone to pointing an invisible gun at TV screens with a cry of "
Heresy begets termination" and remarking that
Chris Lilley will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
If you read "
I didn't need that" anywhere...sorry, that's probably me.
Philosophically, I am an atheist with slight
Nay Theist tendencies; politically, I am Vaguely Left; sexually, I'm a straight
Celibate Hero (although I would sleep with Kamina given a chance.) I'm also
The Nicknamer to a degree.
Alignment-wise, I am
Lawful Good; in
Magic: The Gathering terms, I consider myself blue with a small trace of white.
Other tropes present in this troper's life:
- Berserk Button: You can believe in whatever deity you want, but if you buy into Hollywood Atheist or claim intelligent design theory is better than evolution because LOL STRAWMAN, I will give you a dressing down you will not forget. (Generally this applies to the letters page of a local newspaper and the dressing down takes the form of letters to the editor that will point out, numerically, in what ways you are wrong.)
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: I've been doing this a lot lately. I blame Twilight Sparkle.
- Deadpan Snarker: Tries, usually fails.
- Fountain of Memes: One (short-lived) about Gelzo being Mark Rosewater, Mat Ward being referred to in spoiler text, and the Elderly Marines, to date.
- Large Ham: Not one naturally, but OVERACTING IS FUN!
- Nerd Glasses
- Nice Hat: Battered trilby. I have several.
- Science Hero
- Socially Awkward Hero: Diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome by a specialist. This didn't exactly come as a huge surprise.
- TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life: I practically lived here for six months. The only thing that annoys me is that I haven't had the chance to do so again.
Works enjoyed: (Note: this is kind of a bare-minimum list. Other things might have been forgotten about for the moment, or simply not that impressive)
Works Experienced, But Detested:
* Items of which I have experienced at least one full episode
- FATAL.
-
Ass Boring A.S. Byatt's Possession: A Waste Of Everyone's Bloody Time
- Family Guy
Works Maybe Kinda Experienced A Few Scenes And I Don't Wanna Experience Any More Of This Shit:
Other Nonsense
- This troper's father has just thought of the first decent reality TV show: Australia's Next Prime Minister. And it's how elections will work from then on.
Please keep all vandalism below this line.
How has nobody vandalized this page yet? It's
unbelievable! Well, your old buddy
Takwin is going to fix that.
- Thanks, pal. You never forget your first piece of invited vandalism. (Or perhaps you do, it's only been a few days.)
I chuckle every time I see your name. -
Longfellow
Yo, Dorku. Just came in to say that you amuse me. -
Juan Carlos.
