Odd confessions.

Still (Also, I want to whore out the best of the Image Macro's thread)

I know, I know, it is kinda weird.

D'aww. C'mere yuuu◊

Nothing is warmer than a hug between two monkeys.

Pippi that gif is adorable

edited 6th Apr '14 10:18:41 AM by ElectricNova

I want to do a random live action performance of something in the street with other people just so I can be that one performer who breaks the fourth wall while being entirely in character.

I really can't distinguish between most female vocalists unless there's anything particularly different about their voice that's very noticeable. Like, obviously I can tell the difference between, say, Debbie Harry, Donna Summer, Britney Spears, and Kimya Dawson, but that's only because they do completely different genres.

edited 15th Apr '14 8:17:43 PM by Odd1

Similarly, 99.9% of actresses over the past 20 years look completely identical to me.

See, I just go whole hog with that, since all people in general just look the same to me. If I am to distinguish you from someone else, either you need to have some sort of highly distinguishing characteristic about your appearance or we need to be very close.

edited 15th Apr '14 8:40:00 PM by Odd1

Face-blind? I seem to be to an extent. I just flat-out ask people "who are you" and they just tell me who they are without thinking it's weird. But my mom is way too polite for even that so she'll spend hours conversing with someone and look at me and say "I have no clue who that was."

I am your mom.

Literally. Go clean your room.

You know who else is my mom? MY MOM!!!

Prosopagnosia. Not be confused with probatagnosia, the inability to recognise sheep.

My brain Wiki Walks and sometimes I forget where I started or how i got there.

For example, I managed to go from Queen to Sex Ed. ^note  Queen to Killer Queen to Prostitute to Sex to Sex Ed.

edited 20th Apr '14 2:42:10 PM by GeekCodeRed

My mom and I both do that all the time.

I don't look at porn. I look at transformation fetish art.

It's more interesting.

Feel-good stories tend to depress me.

Funny thing, I was actually thinking earlier today (yesterday?) how feel-good music tends to make me feel worse, especially if I'm already in a depressive mood, since my thought process tends to make me think something along the lines of, "Why would I even feel the need to listen to this if I wasn't already down in the dumps?" I see it as being symptomatic of a larger issue.

I remember watching Straw Dogs and Cross Of Iron with my dad when I was, like, 8.

How I ended up being a functional member of society baffles me sometimes.

edited 21st Apr '14 4:30:18 AM by PippingFool

Similarly, I've almost always viewed general motivational messages as empty and meaningless. Telling me "go on, you can do it! You're awesome!" just goes in one ear and out the other most of the time.

When I was a kid, I was such a big fan of Digimon that I thought the Warlord of Blood worked for the Dark Masters. ^_^;; I thought it was because of his Pre Ass Kicking One Liner: "My blade seeks your blood, mortal, and by my dark masters it shall not be denied!"

I'm responsible for the first Rule 34 images of a Vargas and MissingNo. Ghost Forme. They're not very good, though. I got the arm all wonky on the former, and the latter was just screamed "beta-design as heck".

edited 21st Apr '14 10:23:56 AM by BaffleBlend

Similarly, I am probably the only person who has ever drawn 34 of The Wainscott Weasel. Twice.

I just looked it up. You have some lower-body issues (although considering it was self-admitted in the comments to be hastily-drawn, that's no surprise), but you're pretty good with cartoony faces.

edited 21st Apr '14 10:50:06 AM by BaffleBlend