Weird dreams

I dreamed that I was going up to New York City to visit an aunt (who actually lives in Canaan, NY) and while wandering the streets I saw a clothing store with the preserved dead body of Roger Patterson (original bassist of Atheist) all decked out in a suit on display in the window. Then I was riding around a great big parking lot with Kelly Shaefer (vocalist of same band) and some other random people and one of us asked if he would want Roger back in the band, and he said something like "no, survival of the fittest" (to be clear, if Roger were actually alive today, he'd be back in the band, no questions asked). Then I was with my mom and aunt at the house of a great-aunt (who doesn't exist) meeting various people of all ages that I was somehow related to.

@Master Inferno:

What did you eat before going to bed?

Uh...*thinks back to last night*...a beef & cheddar sub and some potato chips. Man, if that stuff has that effect on me, I'm gonna have to cut it out...

Probably...

I had a dream the other night, I was about to sleep with this MILF chick, but then she saw my dick and rejected me. Weird, huh?

Last night I dreamt me and my sister were going to see my dad. Halfway there, we get a call from my cousin's wife, saying she's gone into labour. So we turn around and begin speeding all the way to Sydney, which is about 4 hours from my hometown alone. Then we stop in my hometown to tell our mum... and suddenly it's daytime and there's a party going on. And it's not like we forgot about the labour; me and my sister were talking about it and cracking jokes and everything.

Nah, I can understand it.

Last night, I had a dream where I met Naoko Mori◊ and asked her for an autograph ... but the book I handed her to autograph — like a workbook that I used to use in school — was filled with pornographic drawings. I panicked, embarrassed, and searched for a blank page but there weren't any. I don't remember what happened after that.

I do remember that at some point during the dream I looked her up on TV Tropes and she was credited as "Naoko Indigo". Which I think is a reference to Indigo12ash on this forum.

I dreamed that I was in a giant garden completely made of stained glass. The trees, the flowers, the bushes, everything was glass. I was chasing a girl in this garden because I was afraid that she would get hurt, but at one point I lost track of her and the whole garden started to collapse on itself, cutting and crushing me.

That sounds beautiful and also a garden of madness.

I dreamed I was trying to fit a gallon of milk into a vending machine.

I can't remember why now.

edited 5th Oct '12 2:31:24 PM by DrFurball

I'm at my old college, in a dorm room trying to write something. My roommate *

edited 6th Oct '12 10:23:49 AM by MikeK

Last night I dreamed I had close encounter with Mi-go. Those human brain abducting fungi aliens from Cthulhu Mythos. I somehow managed to escape thema after they noticed me. My I was not enough intelligent for them? They're quite picky in canon XD

Last night I dreamed that I was a whitish... humanoid and that I was trying to kill a red haired guy.

We were fighting in a medieval house and, at one point, I managed to get the upper hand by beheading him, but he was still alive.

So I took a giant golden hammer and I smashed his head, finishing him. By doing that I somehow won a magical bow which had the power to change the weather at will.

edited 6th Oct '12 1:08:44 PM by Citrus

I had a dream that I had moved in with my dad and he had divorced my stepmom. She took 3 of my siblings and left. My dad had remarried one of my friends moms. All I could think about, weirdly enough, was that I was gonna have to change his address on my college application. Also we only had one bathroom and my brother kept walking in on me. This dream was so vivid that I actually woke up and thought it was real.

I had another far weirder dream that my 11th grade U.S. History teacher, Ms. D., was selling 12 diamonds for $40 in egg crates. Somehow these diamonds were also flashdrives. I put one in my computer, which had a diamond shaped USB port, and it showed a video of Ms. D doing stand up with some serious '80s Hair (I think that came from the fact that my Government teacher told us that he used to do stand up) Anyway I looked outside and for some reason she was waiting outside in a car to pick me up. She told me that she didn't want anyone else to know about the stand up and took me to her trailer where I ate dinner with her family. Then I woke up.

I can't remember the dream so well, but I'll do my best. It made pretty much no sense. So Rainbow Dash and Rarity got abducted by aliens. Rainbow Dash was at one point standing in a small room on the alien ship, which had a bunk-bed right in front of the doorway for some reason, when the doorway got completely blocked off with concrete and stuff. Then they crash-land on some desert planet... then all of a sudden, the desert grows a few gum trees scattered about, the sand turns red and I'm there.

The dream is confused as fuck, so half the time Rainbow Dash is on the crashed alien ship and half the time she's outside of it. Also, after her and Rarity got abducted, my dream can't decide if Dash's companion was indeed Rarity, or Pinkie Pie, or Giggles from Happy Tree Friends. I think it also might have turned her into Petunia, Flaky or Tails at one point.

So, what I can remember is standing outside with Dash and a character that keeps cycling between being various other characters, on the desert planet, right next to the crashed alien spaceship. I'm talking to Dash and Dream-Can't-Decide, and apparently some kind of incident happened involving cinnamon and sugar. Now Rainbow Dash hates cinnamon. I got a brief look at what happened, but can't remember what it was now. I think they tried to use cinnamon/ sugar as a weapon or something. In between parts of the conversation, it's showing Dash in the room she's supposed to be in, lying on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed.

Eventually, at the end of the madness, I somehow end up being her, in the tiny-blocked-off room. I attack the walls for some reason to make the room slightly bigger (god knows how that worked). I then lie on the bottom bunk of the weirdly-placed-bunk-bed like Dash was before and try and reassure the aliens I wasn't trying to break out, just making things more "comfortable".

Then all of a sudden, me (I'm normal again) and my mom are watching a movie on a screen that quickly becomes huge and we're floating in front of it. It honestly looks like we're actually in space. Out of nowhere, Mom asks me what an "arwinger" is. I say that it sounds like what they might call someone who flies an Arwing, and try to explain it's one of those space ship thingies in Star Fox. She says I'd know, because I play the game. Just before saying I've barely played those games at all, I woke up.

When I woke up, I really wanted to play Star Fox.

edited 6th Oct '12 2:38:03 PM by KatanaCat

So I dreamt I was watching a scene from a movie on youtube where Urd and Skuld from Ah My Goddess and someone else who I forget are on the moon, and the former recite their last words before being frozen alive (complete with Precision F Strikes) and I kept replaying it over and over. The scene wasn't from anything Ah My Goddess related though, no, it was actually from a fictional made-for-TV Spongebob movie.

Yeah.

I had a dream that I was in a rather large open store in the mall where a bunch of people were sitting around tables playing Texas Hold 'Em, except the cards had vegetables on them (sometimes they were pictures, other times actual vegetables). My youngest cat was sitting on my shoulder giving me advice on how to play.

Also the composer Eric Whitacre was in it at some point, but he didn't have his pretty hair like in his Facebook picture.

i had a dream where i was in vegas where i was trying to charge my phone and somehow i ended up kiddnapped by Harley Quinn and had to get away from the joker. And somehow that ended up reveiling the secret idently of batman, batgirl and robin.

I'm working in some sort of factory, opening cardboard boxes. I hear a metallic whirring noise and turn to see that the guy next to me has long fingernails that he's able to vibrate like a band saw, and he's opening the boxes that way. I think it was a Crashing Dreams kind of thing, because my cellphone said I had a missed call early in the morning - I often leave it on vibrate, and it was on top of a metal change box in my room.

edited 10th Oct '12 10:15:54 AM by MikeK

I and the dream about my father taking me for a haircut and it was Serious Business Beyondthe Impossible.

the collective characters from Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress Two, Play Station All Stars Battle Royale and Bat Man were acting as personal secret service/SWAT agents/bodyguards/Men In Black. It wasn't like going out to get a haircut this was like moving the pleasant if we have a war on the home front. Just to get to the Walmart.

but on the other hand Princess peach and Samus look great in a tux.

The dream starts from the point of view of a lost astronout on Mars. He walks around trying to find support, and stumbles across an abandoned area, with a house and everything set up like a literal Space Western. As he approaches, he sees another astronaut approach the house from the other side, and when they stand on opposite ends of the facade, they see that the house is divided top to bottom in the middle, And its residents are the first season characters of Beast Wars (before the protoforms, with one exception). The astronauts disappear as four figures fly out of the house engaged in battle. The Predacons Terrorsaur and Waspinator flee from the Predacons... Terrorsaur and Inferno*

As we return to the house, the astronauts have somehow become about 20 young men in their 20's, with a couple females flirting with them for their heroism of being astronauts (despite them all still being on Mars...). I am one of these young men. I get to phone numbers to two girls, as the girls are being incredibly forward with all of us. Back on earth, I attend a party, see a former classmate talking to female games journalists, and join him. One of the girls who gave me her phone number on Mars joins us. As the party goes on, we get the room to ourselves, as everyone leaves to pair off for... stuff, but she is being too forward. So, since she seemed a bit drunk, I just wait for her to pass out, cover her up, and wait until I can leave with us all being safe.

edited 17th Oct '12 10:15:56 PM by wanderlustwarrior

The other night, I had one where a big parade was happening downtown. So, to celebrate, I stripped down to my boxers and hat, and covered the exposed skin with whipped cream. Nobody seemed to care.

Then I ran into three friends, got embarrassed, and got dressed before going on a ride in the back of a truck for four hours, eating candy that had fallen from the sky attached to balloons. When the truck reached its destination, I didn't feel like riding the four hours back, so I walked home. Took only a few minutes.

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was playing the first Metal Gear Solid, except there was some kind of Bonus Boss you could fight near the end of the game (but it was found somewhere near where you start the game. Also there was a hidden basement but I didn't go in it). I don't remember what it was, but I beat it, then I was at this house out in a clearing in a forest with Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler, and was going up some stairs to this great big room in the attic (which was very well lit), and Amy was telling people to read her autobiography. Then I was in some kind of library place with some other people and we were fighting these little gremlin things with little plastic swords. While the fight was going on, there was some kind of music playing with these weird Black Metal vocals saying something that sounded like "see through the eyes, sever meat".

I don't think you kids ever want to see inside my head.

I went home sick for dizziness today around 11, then proceeded to crawl into bed and sleep until I felt better.

So, the dream. I was at my town's mall, near Sears, and there was this frog hopping around aimlessly that was holding a checklist in its mouth. My RL friend's younger brother was following it around closely, as if he was going to stomp on it or do something else similarly horrible like that, but the worst thing he did was nudge it with his foot if it stopped hopping. He did this a few times and followed the frog over to my left, towards a driving-based arcade game that I am quite sure is not there in the actual version of the mall. The frog hopped into the space under the machine's screen and steering wheel, where some games have stuff like gas pedals, and vanished. And my friend's brother just stood there, examining the space half quizzically, half discouraged.

And then the phone rang in real life. It was my aunt, and I don't like my aunt, so I let the answering machine take her.

edited 18th Oct '12 11:25:13 AM by CrystalGlacia

Since the start of the month I've decided to get in the Halloween spirit by reading Creepypasta everyday.

In the dream I was in my bedroom doing just that. It was night. As I went along I kept thinking "why am I reading scary stories before bed?" (since I usually stop around dinner time). Then I read a really scary story and though "oh shit, now I'm not going to be able to get to sleep". Just then I woke up. It was still dark and I was now wondering if I would be able to go back to sleep (I did pretty quickly, but it took a moment for me to remember that I didn't even know what scared my dream self).

edited 17th Oct '12 10:22:33 PM by Malph